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00:30Sunday Night Raw.
00:31Yeah.
00:32Clips of Vader along with the Macho Man Randy Silas set for
00:35action this week in tag team action to Smoking Guns.
00:39Most controversial Native American of all time.
00:42But Taga's gonna be on the warpath tonight.
00:45In addition to just the explosion you saw before is nothing compared to what
00:49happens when Adam Bomb steps in a squared circle.
00:52What happened to tag team champions?
00:54Yeah, Big Daddy Cole is in the house tonight.
00:58And speaking of champions, ladies and gentlemen on his way to the square circle
01:03as we speak, the man who just might be tonight.
01:07The Intercontinental title holder, if in fact he can defeat Razor Ramon,
01:12the massive Yokozuna is going for the championship.
01:16Well, the Undertaker's out on the trail of Yokozuna.
01:19And I was talking to Cornet and Master Fuji earlier tonight.
01:23Yokozuna's got his heart set on winning the belt tonight.
01:26And I'm not gonna bet against him, Mr. McMahon.
01:28So you predict Yokozuna tonight becomes the Intercontinental champion?
01:32Yes, Yokozuna takes it from Razor Ramon tonight.
01:35All right, here we go.
01:37560 pounds, Yokozuna.
01:45Take a look at the response to Randy Savage.
01:47Every competitor in the WWF, every superstar today unquestionably is in
01:52awe of the extraordinary physical prowess of this bohemian.
01:56Who wouldn't be, McMahon?
01:59Former WWF champion, yes, indeed, Yokozuna.
02:01Now, ladies and gentlemen, tonight here on Monday Night Raw could be
02:04currently Intercontinental champion.
02:06You heard it from Randy Savage.
02:08And there, the current title holder strutting his snot, making his way to the ring.
02:15The pressures on this guy coming down the aisle right now, Razor Ramon.
02:19But you know what, he rises to the occasion.
02:21And this will be a big test of that statement right now tonight.
02:25Razor Ramon, the bad guy.
02:28Yes, indeed, oozing with confidence, oozing with machismo.
02:34What a test, Yokozuna, former World Wrestling Federation champion.
02:38And he's on the prowl.
02:40Take a look, yes, indeed, the fireworks are gonna explode in this matchup.
02:45Yes, it's Monday Night Raw.
02:48It's Razor against Yokozuna.
02:52The Intercontinental Championship hanging in the balance.
02:54What does Razor Ramon have to do, Randy Savage,
02:57in order to successfully retain the title?
03:00He has to be aggressive.
03:01And he has to take it right to Yokozuna and show him that he fears him not.
03:07And talk about fearing not.
03:09The look on Fuji's face, as well as Yokozuna's, a moment ago.
03:13Pretty much tells the story there.
03:15They, too, supremely confident.
03:17Wait a minute, what's this?
03:17Wait a minute, wait a minute, here comes Yokozuna.
03:19Don't turn your back to Yokozuna.
03:22This might be over quicker than it started.
03:23Yokozuna hammering away on the bad guy, Razor Ramon, ahead.
03:27But down goes Razor Ramon.
03:30And yes, the strategy of Fuji and
03:32Yokozuna paying off here in the early stages of the matchup.
03:35Yoko, setting up Razor Ramon.
03:37Clothesline missing.
03:38Razor Ramon connects with a right hand.
03:41Razor with another one.
03:43Razor with a third round out right, but Yokozuna still up on his feet.
03:47A clothesline, the behemoth still won't go down.
03:50Got him rocking.
03:51And finally, no.
03:53Yokozuna, look at this.
03:55From Miami.
03:56The angle on gravity, and down he goes.
03:58I'll tell you what, Razor Ramon is lucky, lucky, lucky.
04:01A hard right hand, Yokozuna to the outside.
04:04Yokozuna has been hammered by the bad guy, Razor Ramon.
04:09Yokozuna better stay on the outside and get his, yeah, thing together.
04:13Razor Ramon has got him going now.
04:16Razor Ramon, using his Miami street smarts, hammering on Yokozuna.
04:22And now, the strategy being formed on the part of Mr. Fuji and Jim Cornette.
04:28You can bet they'll get word to Yokozuna on this capacity crap.
04:31Very much behind Razor Ramon.
04:33Well, Yokozuna's sweating on the outside.
04:35But just like John Madden said, winning is a great deodorant.
04:38And if he takes the Intercontinental title, he'll smell just fine.
04:43Yeah, winning is a great deodorant.
04:45Sounds like a macho-ism to me.
04:47A Madden-ism, but we're kind of tight.
04:50Gun-ism, it's all in there somewhere.
04:52Razor Ramon now waiting patiently for Yokozuna to return to the squared circle.
04:57Yokozuna taking his time, a mark of a, indeed, a great competitor.
05:02He would have rushed right back in there and
05:04have the same thing happen to you as happened before.
05:07Oprah ran her marathon in Washington, DC faster than Yokozuna's getting back in
05:12the ring against Razor Ramon again.
05:14Yes, but this is all by design of Yokozuna and his management.
05:18And of course, ladies and gentlemen,
05:20this is the second great championship match up on television in as many days.
05:25Here at the WWF, everyone tuned in yesterday afternoon, Sunday afternoon,
05:30for the world premiere of the Action Zone.
05:32It was Bret Hart in a final encounter against his brother Owen.
05:36And proud to say, the Hitman is still the WWF champion.
05:40The Action Zone was hot.
05:42And it all happens right here exclusively on the USA Network, yeah, yeah.
05:49Razor Ramon now being set up.
05:51This huge Yokozuna whips into the ropes,
05:52misses with a roundhouse from the far side and, look at that.
05:56A cross body turned into a body slam.
05:59Yoko, coming off the rope with momentum, no, he'll miss.
06:02It's a good thing Razor Ramon got out of the way there, it would be all over.
06:07And Razor Ramon thus far has been just quick enough,
06:10just agile enough to stay away from this monstrous former WWF champion.
06:16That Miami Street Spots is coming in handy against this big behemoth.
06:20It is indeed, and Yokozuna with a reversal.
06:24Razor Ramon with a lot of gumption,
06:26assuming he can whip Yokozuna out of the corner, and no, no.
06:30Now Yokozuna takes over, forget about it, forget about it.
06:34You need more than gumption against Yokozuna.
06:37We have a new WWF Intercontinental Champion right now.
06:40All he has to do is cover Razor Ramon.
06:42But wait a minute, he's getting signals from Mr. Fuji.
06:45Exactly, this is what Mr. Fuji is all about.
06:48When he's got a guy that he's got confidence in like Yokozuna,
06:52he wants to teach all the opponents a lesson.
06:57And that means just hold off a little bit before you pin him,
07:00if you know what I mean.
07:02Yes, indeed, Razor Ramon, ladies and gentlemen, with that one leg drop,
07:07Razor Ramon has already been taught a lesson.
07:08You have to stay out of the way of this monster, Yokozuna.
07:12If you get in his way, if you get underneath this man, I don't care who you are,
07:16you are doomed for failure.
07:19Yokozuna now headbutting Razor Ramon.
07:22Razor earlier on in the early stages did an excellent job of staying away from
07:27this huge, monstrous individual.
07:31Wait a minute, look at this, to the outside.
07:32Yokozuna's got a beat on the Intercontinental Championship belt,
07:37I'll tell you right now.
07:39I'll have to wonder, however, whether or not that was a clever move on the part of
07:42Yokozuna.
07:43If Yokozuna can stay on you, that's when he's at his best.
07:46But Razor now to the outside, if Razor's smart,
07:49he'll collect himself, much as Yokozuna did earlier on before he gets back.
07:53Exactly, but Razor Ramon chose to get right back into the squared circle,
07:57where Yokozuna took more time to do it.
07:59Hard right hand block, Razor connects.
08:01Razor with another, and now a block by Yokozuna, and one shot.
08:06Razor is down to the canvas.
08:08I don't care, Razor Ramon showed a lot of guts right there,
08:11getting back into the ring, but not necessarily smart.
08:15And right now, Yokozuna is in control with a nerve hole,
08:19taking his time as Fujii's taught him.
08:21The match will resume, stay with us.
08:26Welcome back, everyone, to the reception of the Intercontinental title matchup,
08:29exclusively here on Monday Night Raw, exclusively on USA.
08:34Razor Ramon doing everything he can to get back up.
08:37Cornette can't believe it, Razor breaks the hold, not quite, Razor.
08:42And he's not gonna break it, look at that.
08:43Let me tell you something, he showed some life right there.
08:46Razor Ramon is still in this.
08:48He's still in it all, right?
08:49But again, it's like Yokozuna sort of cat-like, playing with the mouth.
08:54Look at him, hammering him, hammering and hammering on Razor Ramon.
08:58Get in there, ref, come on.
08:59Look at him, he's leaning on him now.
09:00Yokozuna's leaning on Razor Ramon.
09:02He's trying to take him out.
09:03And Yokozuna, ladies and gentlemen, literally all over Razor Ramon.
09:10Yokozuna appears to be unstoppable, and this man is fearless.
09:15Fearless, yeah, you're right, McMahon, but I've seen fear in him before.
09:20I know what you're talking about, yes, the casket.
09:23Yes, we have seen shock.
09:25We've seen fear on his face before.
09:27But we're seeing none of that tonight.
09:29You're right, he's on a roll.
09:31Yokozuna literally taking his time picking Razor Ramon apart.
09:38Give credit, however, to the bad guy, Razor Ramon.
09:41Much like the WWF champion, Bret Hart, who takes on all comers.
09:46Here, Razor Ramon laying the championship on the line against this
09:50gargantuan athlete, one, two, and three.
09:53No, not quite.
09:53Yokozuna's all over Razor Ramon like Wilbur Marshall was all over the Dallas
09:58Cowboy quarterback, Troy Aikman, when he knocked him out of the game.
10:02As a matter of fact, you might be able to liken Jim Carnett with a coach and
10:06a Cardinals buddy, Ryan.
10:07They both play the same type of game.
10:10And as a matter of fact, they both have big mouths.
10:14Yeah, you're right, speaking of big mouths, how about those NFL pregame shows?
10:18Terry Bradshaw, Greg Gumbel, Mike Ditka, move over, I caught you, yeah.
10:23During those commercial breaks, you were tuning into the action zone.
10:27Get ready for action, Jackson, yeah.
10:30Indeed, ladies and gentlemen, if you're looking for action instead of a bunch of
10:33big mouths, you know where to tune in to the WWF every Sunday afternoon at 12 noon
10:39here on USA, and look at this.
10:42Razor Ramon showing some lives.
10:44Not a great deal, however.
10:46Yokozuna leaning down on Razor Ramon, working on the trapezius area.
10:54Slowly dissecting the skills as the sweat pours off Yokozuna.
10:59What can Razor Ramon do to escape this hold?
11:02Yokozuna has the momentum.
11:06What can you do, Randy Sapp?
11:07It's all about survival now, McMahon.
11:09He's gotta pull out all stops.
11:11He's gotta go back to his roots.
11:13Enough talking about the streets of Miami or something.
11:16Do something.
11:18Razor reaching for the rope, getting closer and closer.
11:24Back to his feet now, Razor Ramon, and a whip to the buckle.
11:27Look out.
11:29On the far side, Yokozuna, he's gonna get up ahead of his team.
11:33A runaway locomotive, and no, no.
11:39Rays are moving out of the way just in the nick of time.
11:41Now Razor Ramon has an opportunity to bulldog, yes.
11:47Cover, one, two, an upset, no.
11:50If he would have beat him, that would have been incredible.
11:54The San Diego Chargers loss would have been nothing compared to this.
11:58Razor Ramon, with a punt to the midsection.
12:01Razor, a hard right hand.
12:03Razor Ramon now, continuing to hammer away.
12:06This is how Razor Ramon had success.
12:09Wait a minute, what's that?
12:10What's that?
12:11Wait a minute, who is that fellow in the black?
12:14What's that covering the ringside?
12:16It's a casket.
12:17Razor Ramon is hammering away on Yokozuna.
12:20And there's a casket right outside.
12:23Yokozuna is dazed.
12:25Yokozuna is dazed as he, wait a minute, he's backing up.
12:28Wait a minute, Yokozuna's losing his balance.
12:29He's backing into the casket.
12:31That's that casket right behind him.
12:32Turn around, big guy, look at what you got.
12:34Yokozuna with a casket, look at that.
12:37Yokozuna running away from the casket.
12:40Yokozuna, badly afraid of what just might be in the casket.
12:45Is The Undertaker inside the big black box?
12:51Even Razor Ramon has to wonder.
12:53And we all would wonder what would have happened in the matchup if the casket
12:58had not come to the ringside.
13:00We mentioned earlier, Yokozuna, badly afraid of The Undertaker.
13:04Badly afraid of the casket.
13:06You know, McMahon, I can't believe that Cornet and
13:08Master Fuji were calling Yokozuna back.
13:11But that just wasn't gonna happen.
13:13Yokozuna's probably in Japan by now.
13:17Razor Ramon, ladies and gentlemen, still the Intercontinental Champion.
13:22Nonetheless, what a matchup that was.
13:24Who knows what would have happened if Yokozuna had not bumped into the casket.
13:30Tell you right now, they're celebrating in the streets of Miami.
13:33Yokozuna could have got it done, but he didn't do it, and I don't know why.
13:39Yes, and indeed, nonetheless, perhaps that's an omen for
13:41what's gonna happen to Yokozuna as we look to the casket and The Undertaker.
13:45Stand by, here comes Todd Pettengill with a very special announcement.
13:51Welcome, everyone, to your very first WWF Survivor Series Report here on
13:55Monday Night Raw on CBS, it's your host,
13:58your host, Randy Orton, and your host, Big Showman,
14:02Randy Orton.
14:03And I'm Randy Orton.
14:03And we're back with more WWE Underdog News.
14:05Let's take a look at what's in store for the new WWE Showcase.
14:09And we're back with more WWE Underdog News.
14:12And we're back with more WWE Underdog News.
14:14And we're back with more WWE Underdog News.
14:18On Monday Night Raw, I'm Todd Pettengill, proud to be here.
14:22And I am certainly glad Yokozuna doesn't have any problem with caskets,
14:26as Jim Cornette mentioned a couple of weeks ago here on Raw.
14:29You know what?
14:30Maybe he just doesn't want that big old gold Intercontinental Championship belt.
14:34Ha, ha, ha, ha, Razor Ramon keeps it, and Yoko's still running towards the east.
14:40Now folks, believe it or not,
14:41we are just a month away from the eighth annual WWF Survivor Series.
14:46The Thanksgiving Eve tradition comes your way this year from San Antonio, Texas,
14:51and the Freeman Coliseum.
14:53It all happens November the 23rd, live at 8 Eastern, 5 Pacific.
14:58I mean, Texas does everything in a big way, and this is the biggest.
15:03What an awesome night of WWF action exclusively on pay-per-view cable
15:08television.
15:09Remember the Alamo, and
15:10remember to call your local cable company right now and place your order.
15:14Now keep in mind, the Survivor Series pits five-man teams against one another,
15:19as each WWF superstar strives to survive.
15:22Kind of cool, huh?
15:23I've got the first two teams signed for action, and
15:26I'll give you that information in just a second.
15:28But first, as many of you saw yesterday on the world premiere of the WWF
15:33Action Zone here on USA, the hitman Bret Hart
15:37retains the WWF Championship by defeating his brother Owen.
15:41For those of you who missed it, let's take you back.
15:44I thought it was good enough to have given Bob Backlund his match a few months ago,
15:53but it doesn't seem to have been good enough.
15:58So Bob, I'm gonna clear off the whole desktop.
16:03I'm gonna clear off all the contracts, and
16:06everybody's name is gonna be secondary.
16:10Cuz Bob Backlund, you want a shot, you got a shot.
16:16Bring everything you got from your generation, and take on the Hitman.
16:22And I guess we'll find out just who is the best.
16:25Folks, not only has the Hitman accepted Mr.
16:31Backlund's challenge, but
16:36this one will take place at Survivor Series in San Antonio, Texas.
16:44You talk about a true champion.
16:46I mean, a Hitman wouldn't even comment publicly on Mr.
16:48Backlund's challenge until he had his match with brother Owen out of the way.
16:53Obviously, all of his attention was going towards getting ready for that match.
16:57But with that behind him, the fightingest champion of all time accepts yet
17:01another challenge, this time from former champion Bob Backlund,
17:06whose half-hearted apology last week on Raw confirms that Backlund is
17:10a dangerous WWF superstar, to say the least.
17:15All right, now onward.
17:16Let's talk Survivor Series.
17:18Check this out.
17:19Here are the first two teams set for action.
17:22Guts and Glory will take on the Million Dollar Team.
17:26Now for Guts and Glory, it's Made in the USA Lex Luger,
17:30Adam Bomb, Rappin' Mabel, and the Smokin' Guns.
17:34They will lock up with the Million Dollar Team, managed, of course,
17:38by Ted DiBiase.
17:40We're talking Tatanka, King Kong Bundy, Bam Bam Bigelow, and
17:45Jim Cornette's Heavenly Bodies.
17:48You want to talk about the cream of the crop in the World Wrestling Federation,
17:51and that's only the first two teams.
17:53This coming weekend, I will have more major announcements
17:57concerning the rest of the card for
17:59what is certain to be the most amazing WWF Survivor Series of them all.
18:04Thanksgiving Eve, November 23rd, 8 Eastern and Pacific, 7 Central,
18:09live from San Antonio, Texas, and
18:11the Freeman Coliseum, exclusively on pay-per-view cable television.
18:16Now, you may be saying to yourself, I'll call my local cable company and
18:20place my order, but I don't have to do it today.
18:25You know what? You're right.
18:27You don't have to do it today, or tomorrow, or even the next day, but I would.
18:32I mean, why take a chance on getting locked out?
18:34You missed this one.
18:36You missed this one.
18:38It's not like you can catch the highlights on Talk Soup.
18:40Take my word for it.
18:42Call your local cable company right now.
18:44I'll even throw in a couple of commercials right here to give you time to call.
18:48But come back quick.
18:49Still to come here tonight on Monday Night Raw, the awesome seven-footer Diesel.
18:54And when we return, two guys that definitely love Texas, the Smokin' Guns.
19:03Welcome back, everyone.
19:03How about that?
19:04Former WWF Champion, Bob Madden, gets a shot, yes, against the Hitman.
19:09The WWF Title of Program at the Survivor Series.
19:14San Antonio, Texas, everybody talking about remembering the Alamo.
19:18They're gonna be remembering the Survivor Series for a long, long time.
19:21The Smokin' Guns got their cowboy hats on.
19:24So do I, McMahon.
19:25I can't wait.
19:26Yes, it's gonna be something indeed.
19:27Bob Backlund is a very busy individual as of late.
19:33Bob Backlund, he's disturbed and demented.
19:37And the insanity involving his cross-face chicken wing reached new heights
19:42when he issued this challenge on Raw.
19:44If any of these people in the Green Mountain State think they can get out of it,
19:50I'll be happy, happy to put it on them.
19:54One man had enough and issued a challenge of his own.
19:58What I'm doing is issuing a challenge to you, Bobby Backlund.
20:02Let's see what you've got.
20:04Lex Luger and Bob Backlund meet in the ring next week on Monday Night Raw.
20:12Mike Bell whips to the buckle, Barb, ladies and gentlemen, pouring it on.
20:16The tag team action here already beginning.
20:18Mike Bell again to the far side this time.
20:20Billy and Barb, the Smokin' Guns, and out comes Mike Bell, a monkey flip.
20:25How about what's gonna happen here next week?
20:29Randy Savage, Lex Luger against the former WWF Champion, Bob Backlund.
20:36Look at this, double team now, and a, uh-oh, whoa.
20:39Well, I gotta tell you right now, we're gonna find out what Backlund's all about.
20:44Because finally, he gonna get a taste of a WWF Superstar instead of
20:49picking on a WWF reporter, if you will.
20:53Well, yes, Bobby Backlund, ladies and gentlemen, is unquestionably a little on
20:57the, well, I'm, demented might be too strong, a word.
21:01But nonetheless, Backlund, most eccentric in a weird type way.
21:06Well, let me tell you something about that crossface chicken wing.
21:09It's pretty good if you get to apply it when somebody hands it to you, but
21:13when you're in a, what a move.
21:14But when you have to start a match from the bell and
21:18get your opponent in a predicament where you gotta earn it, I don't think that he can.
21:24Well, we saw this past weekend against a superstar in the WWF, Bob Sparkplug Holly.
21:29He applied just that, Randy Savage, and, look at this, Bell slammed down to the canvas.
21:33Yes, Bob Sparkplug Holly coming in, taking out for Arnold Skull and
21:38the former manager of Bob Backlund.
21:40And everyone saw what Bob Backlund did to his former manager,
21:43applying the crossface chicken wing.
21:46Well, Backlund did it last weekend against Sparkplug Holly.
21:50Now, look at this, and a tag is made here.
21:53What's gonna happen?
21:55The Smoking Man is always coming up with something new.
21:58Bill is the legal man.
21:59He's coming in.
22:01He's gonna come in and, man, unbelievable.
22:06What a maneuver.
22:08I think that the Survivor Series being in San Antonio, Texas,
22:11have got the Smoking Guns revved up.
22:13And there you have it, ladies and gentlemen, two Texans, the Smoking Guns,
22:18who will join the rest of the members of Guts and Glory, Huge Mabel, Adam Bomb,
22:24and Lex Luger to face Ted DiBiase's Million Dollar Team.
22:29And paramount among the Million Dollar Team members,
22:32Native American Tataka, who is indeed next.
22:35I'm coming up next.
22:37Luger, you so-called American, you immigrant.
22:40Next week, you don't stand a chance when Backlund slaps the chicken wing on you.
22:47Welcome back, everyone, from our Monday Night Raw.
22:50And here he comes, yes, following the money trail, laughing all the way to the back.
22:55It's Ted DiBiase, the Million Dollar Man,
22:58leading Native American Tataka to the squared circle.
23:02Tataka, a sellout artist.
23:06He does it better than anybody else.
23:08He could teach a course in it.
23:10And very proud of it, as a matter of fact, Tataka selling out all of his fans.
23:15And for what?
23:16For the greenbacks.
23:17Tataka will be in action momentarily.
23:21Commercial consideration paid for by the following.
23:24I always like to keep my favorite snack handy.
23:29Need a little excitement?
23:30Step into a Slim Jim, oh, yeah.
23:33We're back for action.
23:36Scott Taylor squaring off against Native American Tataka.
23:39Will Scott Taylor upset Tataka?
23:40We've seen a number of upsets here on Monday Night Raw in the past.
23:44I mean, hey, let's face it, Randy Savage.
23:46If Walter Cronkite can be seen in a Grateful Dead concert, anything can happen.
23:51Hey, I didn't know he was a dead end.
23:53I wonder if The Undertaker knows about that.
23:57I don't know.
23:57You can bet The Undertaker, ladies and gentlemen, was watching on.
24:01However, as a matter of fact, we'd like to give credit to Paul Bearer for
24:04that druid pushing the casket down the ringside.
24:07And who knows, that might have just saved Rey's Ramones Championship here tonight on
24:12Monday Night Raw.
24:14What do you mean, The Undertaker watching on?
24:15Do you think he had a monitor inside his casket?
24:19Good point.
24:20And right now, Tataka dropping the elbow.
24:24Native American Tataka pretty much dominating this matchup at the moment,
24:27at least.
24:28And TBIC walking by the ringside.
24:31What's he saying to us?
24:32Million dollar attitude.
24:35And obviously, you see the Million Dollar Man very proud of Native American Tataka.
24:39Very proud.
24:41And Tataka continuing, ladies and gentlemen, to dominate his opponent thus far.
24:46Scott Taylor having his problems.
24:48Tataka, of course, hailing from Pembroke, North Carolina.
24:51I must say, the fans in North Carolina are anything but
24:54proud of Tataka these days, over the clothesline.
24:57Speaking of North Carolina, Randy Savage, you were in Rockingham this Saturday,
25:03witnessing the AC Delco 200.
25:06And who comes up?
25:08The BUSH Grand National Champion,
25:10your pal driving the Slim Jim car, David Green.
25:14And am I proud of David, and am I proud of the Slim Jim?
25:17People no doubt about it.
25:19And over there, I was rubbing elbows with Ernie Irvin, John Anderson, Richard Petty.
25:23It was a big deal.
25:25And it was a Slim Jim time situation.
25:28Where'd you go to celebrate?
25:30We went to a place called Biddy's.
25:33Uh-huh, well, the food had to be good.
25:35Well, despite the name, it was great food.
25:37Dusty and Rose, what a heck of a spread.
25:40And all the Slim Jim people, we had a heck of a time.
25:42But when it came time for dessert, we said, we'll pass.
25:45We just want to snap into a Slim Jim.
25:47You didn't grab the tab, did you?
25:52No, I didn't.
25:53It was on Good Mart Foods.
25:54Thank you very much.
25:55Uh-huh, all right.
25:56Tasted better that way, though.
25:58There's a man who grabs the tab every chance he gets.
26:00Billion dollar man, Ted DiBiase, likes to buy his way into everything.
26:03And look at this maneuver.
26:06Scott Taylor, ladies and gentlemen, with a scoop and one, two, yes.
26:09And now, no, he doesn't.
26:10Almost got him.
26:12Give him credit.
26:14Scott Taylor now is setting up the North Carolinian.
26:16A reversal coming off the rope and over the hip.
26:19No, he's blocked.
26:20Blocked there as well.
26:21Taylor with momentum.
26:24And a clothesline by Tatanka.
26:25I'll tell you, up to this point, it was total domination for Tatanka.
26:29Scott Taylor showed some life.
26:31But let me tell you something, give him credit.
26:32Give the kid credit.
26:34Yeah, we'll give Lex Luger credit.
26:35When Lex Luger finally will step into the ring and
26:39square things with Native American Tatanka, one way or the other,
26:43somewhere on the Heart Attack Tour.
26:45Come on, ref, stop it.
26:47You're right, Lex Luger and Tatanka gotta be ready for that challenge.
26:50But don't forget next week, Lex Luger, you gotta date with Destiny, Bob Backlund.
26:56The former WWF champion, Bob Backlund.
26:59And if he can apply the cross-face chicken wing on Lex Luger,
27:04I predict indeed that it's gonna be another victory for Bob Backlund.
27:08Look at this.
27:09From the top rope, Tatanka.
27:11What a chop.
27:13And that maneuver is greeted by a round of boos here from this capacity crowd.
27:20Well, Tatanka thinks everybody's an immigrant here.
27:22Look at this, and down to the canvas.
27:28The end of the trail, the cover, the count.
27:31And Tatanka with yet more momentum.
27:34I like that, McMahon, the end of the trail.
27:36And that's what Tatanka's threatening to do to everybody in the WWF.
27:41Well, it just might be the end of Tatanka's trail if Lex Luger has his way.
27:46That's for sure.
27:48By the way, scheduled next, yet another member of Ted DiBiase's Fortune 500.
27:55Yes, indeed.
27:56Come on.
27:58Irwin Arch-Chester, ladies and gentlemen.
28:01And we have been hearing from IRS as of late, and this is absolutely gratuitous.
28:06Something's gotta be done.
28:09You're next, Luger.
28:10Well, no, next actually is a Kings Court ball by the seven-foot Diesel in action.
28:16But right now, let's take you to Irwin Arch-Chester, better known as IRS.
28:23There are only two sure things in life, death and taxes.
28:28Like this poor soul they just brought in here.
28:31Obviously, he knows about death.
28:35However, something's just not sitting right with me.
28:39I'm wondering how many people would try to escape paying taxes
28:44by getting put six feet into the ground, like this so-called poor soul.
28:50I bet when he was alive, he conveniently forgot to pay his taxes.
28:54Or maybe he just did it intentionally.
28:58But in my line of work, that's known as a red flag situation.
29:03So maybe this poor soul is in line for an audit by me, IRS.
29:10And remember, even after they bring your frozen carcass into the funeral home,
29:16you still have to pay your taxes.
29:19Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
29:22What a nice friendly reminder, sort of a public service announcement from IRS and
29:27Ted DiBiase, how nice.
29:28Isn't that a face you'd like to punch right there, who, IRS?
29:32Yes, but nonetheless, ladies and gentlemen, here comes a man.
29:36Here comes a man who's on the zone.
29:39Yes, the action's on yesterday afternoon on USA.
29:43Ready for action here tonight on Monday Night Raw, Adam Bomb.
29:48This is a big boy right here.
29:52Bill Apollo knows he's in there against a superstar.
29:56And Apollo just made, yeah.
29:58Check that out.
30:00And you can bet Apollo's been doing just that, checking out Adam Bomb,
30:04setting up, wait a minute, what's he doing now?
30:06Here he comes, here he comes.
30:08Apollo hammering away on Adam Bomb.
30:10Bomb turned his back.
30:11I don't care who you are.
30:12You can't turn your back on any superstar in the WWF today.
30:15Razor Ramon did that again.
30:16Joe Gazzuna was able to- He got lucky, that's right.
30:19That's right, exactly.
30:21Lucky is the word.
30:22Leapfrogged by Adam Bomb.
30:23Apollo over the hip, nicely done.
30:25All right, Randy Savage.
30:26Here we go, scoop and a slam.
30:29Let's have a little drum roll, please.
30:31And here he goes, the highlight of Monday Night Raw.
30:34It's Randy Savage reading promo copy for the USA Network.
30:38Go ahead, Randy.
30:39Ta-da, drum roll.
30:41Tune in for three nights of outrageous moving comedy with USA's very special
30:45tribute to John Candy, Wednesday, Thursday, and
30:48Friday night at 9, 8 Central Time.
30:52Yes, indeed, John Candy here on USA.
30:54Did you like that drum roll?
30:56Yes, actually, I did.
30:57I can also do the cymbals, too.
30:59Apollo probably thinks he's hearing cymbals in his head at this moment.
31:04Apollo, his strategy backfiring a bit, raising the arm of Adam Bomb.
31:08What a maneuver to the buckle, and Apollo, ladies and gentlemen, up.
31:13Nice suplex by Adam Bomb.
31:16Adam Bomb, part of Guts and Glory, the tag team elimination matchup.
31:21Yes, Guts and Glory to face the Million Dollar Team in Survivor Series.
31:26Look at this maneuver.
31:27Adam Bomb on the top rope, Adam Bomb with a leap in.
31:31Down goes Apollo.
31:32Apollo was dazed before that happened.
31:34Now you know he's dazed.
31:35Yeah, I'm saying.
31:37Speaking of dazed, could you see the look on Dana Carvey's face when
31:41President Bush came on Saturday Night Live and did Dana Carvey?
31:45He was speechless for just a split second.
31:47Whoa, yes.
31:50You can bet Apollo is speechless now.
31:53A three count.
31:54And Adam Bomb with a very impressive victory here tonight on Monday Night Raw.
31:59Three Mile Island lives.
32:01Ha, ha, ha, ha.
32:04Yes, indeed, Adam Bomb, one of the favorites here on Monday Night Raw.
32:10Really coming into his own as of late, Randy Savage.
32:12Yes, he is.
32:13He's a dark horse, finishing strong.
32:15A dark horse, huh?
32:17Wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute.
32:19Bob Backlund coming in.
32:20Bob Backlund, ladies and gentlemen, a cross-face chicken wing,
32:23a fight on Adam Bomb.
32:25Bob Backlund, Hooper's scheduled to see next week against Lex Luger.
32:29Came in from behind and down goes Adam Bomb.
32:34Look at this.
32:35Backlund, who put the cross-face chicken wing on a writer for the magazine.
32:39He put it on his own manager, Arnold Scullin.
32:41He put it on Bob Sparkplug Holly.
32:44He challenged someone from this capacity crowd in Burlington, Vermont.
32:48And look at this.
32:49Now, he sneaks up from behind and applies it on Adam Bomb.
32:53He's lost it.
32:55Backlund is trying to make a statement indeed.
32:58And is anyone listening?
33:02You can bet Lex Luger is listening.
33:04Lex Luger watching on.
33:06Luger against Backlund next week right here on Monday Night Raw.
33:11We'll be back with more action.
33:15Welcome back everyone and yes, the music playing is the King's Court in progress.
33:20It's time for another edition of the King's Court.
33:23Over what happened with Bob Backlund.
33:26He picks up the King.
33:28Hey, you morons better show a little respect for royalty around here.
33:36Randy Simons, you're not showing much respect for Jerry the King Lawler.
33:39How can you amaze me as I look out upon you people,
33:44that you can actually sit there and look at someone as majestic and
33:50royal looking as myself and actually, boom.
33:53You people should say boo, you're so ugly, you should say boo instead of hello.
34:01Boo.
34:02The ugliest group of people that I have ever seen assembled.
34:08Look in the mirror.
34:09Look at this lady right here.
34:12Is that your face or did your neck throw up?
34:14My goodness.
34:16How dare him?
34:18I'm sorry.
34:20I'm sorry.
34:20I guess it's not politically correct to refer to you people as ugly.
34:25You're just, I guess you're facially challenged.
34:28That's what you are.
34:30Facially challenged?
34:31I'll accept that challenge.
34:32I'm here to talk about me.
34:34Ha ha ha ha ha ha.
34:36What a boring subject.
34:38Aren't you bored?
34:39On one of my recent King's Courts, there were a lot of complaints.
34:43Because I introduced, I introduced the little king.
34:49Little King Queezy.
34:52And I got a lot of complaints because the segment was so short.
34:55Ha ha ha ha.
34:56Oh my goodness.
34:56But this is not gonna be short.
34:58This is gonna be three times as long.
35:01Because I'm gonna make another introduction.
35:05I can hardly wait.
35:05I'm gonna let you morons meet another king tonight.
35:11And you know what this is all about?
35:13This is because, this is because, doink.
35:18Always had that little half pipe deep underfoot.
35:24And I went out and I got Queezy to take care of Dave.
35:29And then Clarabelle goes out and gets himself another shrimp called Wink.
35:36So I had to go out and get another king that I refer to
35:43affectionately as Sleazy to take care of Wink.
35:45Get to the point.
35:46And then Bozo goes out and gets himself another runt called Peek.
35:52Well, I'm gonna tell you something right now, doink.
35:56You'll never get one up on, shut up, Burger King.
36:06You'll never get one up on the Burger, on the Peek.
36:09Now he's confused.
36:10He got that right.
36:11Are you idiots?
36:13Because right now, I'm gonna introduce all my little kings.
36:19But the newest member of the Royal Family is none other than Cheezy.
36:27Come on out here, Cheezy.
36:28What did he say?
36:29I don't know.
36:32Cheezy?
36:32Yeah.
36:34No.
36:34Hell yeah, Sleazy, come on out here too.
36:36We're talking Cheezy.
36:38Take a look at him, you morons.
36:39Sleazy and Queezy.
36:43Well, that's perfect, cuz that's what the king's court's been.
36:45Cheezy, Sleazy, and Queezy lately.
36:49Jerry, the King Lawler, ladies and gentlemen.
36:52In a battle with Doink the Clown, as far as one upmanship is concerned.
36:58Lawler's got triplets.
36:59I didn't even know he was pregnant.
37:00Line up right here.
37:02But he was showing, though.
37:05My, there's Sleazy.
37:07Look out there, guys.
37:10Sleazy and there's Cheezy next to Lawler.
37:13And Pete, you all stink as far as we're concerned,
37:18because I have with me, Queezy.
37:24You know this is Sleazy, and the newest member of the Royal Family.
37:31Smelly, he's Cheezy.
37:33And what we wanna do is we wanna issue a challenge to you, Doink.
37:42You've got three little sawed off half pints, and I've got three kings.
37:49And once and for all, we will get rid of you, because nobody, but
37:54nobody gets the last laugh on the kings, do they?
37:57No.
37:58Nobody can top royalty, can they?
38:01We won't let you down, King.
38:02We won't let you down.
38:03Hey, Cheezy, will it be any problem at all for you to take care of that runt, Dink?
38:10No problem at all, King.
38:12I can't wait.
38:13Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
38:15So let me just say this right now, Doink.
38:19If you and those runts of yours have got the guts, come and face us.
38:24Doink, you like to call, you and all the rest of these morons like to call me
38:30the Burger King, ha, ha, ha, ha.
38:33Well, come and get me, Doink, because I got the whopper for you, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
38:38How about that, ladies and gentlemen?
38:39We'll give him the whopper.
38:41Jerry The King Lawler issuing a challenge.
38:44Lawler with all of his little kings.
38:47The House of Windsor would be so proud.
38:50Lawler thinks he's got a great poker hand.
38:52He's got three of a kind, but I got a flush.
38:56Yes, a royal flush, no doubt.
38:59And we'll anxiously await Doink's response to the challenge.
39:03And Big Daddy Cool is up next.
39:05Stay with us.
39:08Tag Team Champions.
39:10You don't want none of Big Daddy Cool and the Heartbreak Kid.
39:14Championship Contenders.
39:17Say hello to the bad guy and the good guy.
39:20Arrogance versus confidence.
39:23We're smoking.
39:25We're gonna take those World Wrestling Federation Tag Team titles.
39:27Put up or shut up.
39:30Somebody stop us.
39:32You want action?
39:33You got it.
39:33This Sunday on WWF Action Zone.
39:38It's the second week in a row a title has been up for grabs on the Action Zone.
39:43And how about that?
39:44The Tag Team Championship.
39:46Perhaps in a great deal of jeopardy this coming Sunday afternoon,
39:51exclusively on the Action Zone.
39:55And you won't see it anywhere else.
39:56And you won't see this guy anywhere else.
39:58This is Big Daddy Cool.
40:00And he wears the colors of chrome and black.
40:03And let me just say that this guy is just basically bottom line super intimidating.
40:09Yes, indeed he is.
40:11Conspicuous by his absence, of course, the tag team co-holder Shawn Michaels,
40:17who as we speak is redecorating the Heartbreak Hotel, apparently.
40:21But not the first time Big Daddy Cool has been accustomed to single competition.
40:32All right, we're ready for combat indeed.
40:33Ready for Diesel to lock up with his opponent.
40:35Ladies and gentlemen, Ben Jordan.
40:37Diesel, single competition.
40:39However, you know when you think about it, Randy Savage,
40:41many individuals felt that as a result of Shawn Michaels literally costing Diesel
40:47the Intercontinental Championship that they would not function together very well as a team.
40:53Well, credit Shawn Michaels for doing some smooth talk.
40:56Wow, did you see that power?
40:58That's seven feet, 317 pounds doing it.
41:02As a matter of fact, you sort of wonder, everyone, whether or not Shawn Michaels,
41:06my goodness, and Diesel just might have a difference of opinion
41:10next Sunday afternoon on the Action Zone.
41:12If they do, look for Razor and the one, two, three kid to become the tag team title holder.
41:19You know, you might be right about that.
41:21If opposites attract, the one, two, three kid and
41:23Razor Ramon might be the right chemistry to get the job done.
41:26And look at this, Jordan trying to get the job done.
41:28Oh, my goodness.
41:29At least he tried.
41:31And Big Daddy Cool just towering over Ben Jordan.
41:36Uh-oh, Jordan in yet more trouble now.
41:38Only one place to go here, and that's, oh.
41:42Down to the canvas, and that one has to hurt.
41:45Seven feet tall, 317 pounds, and coordinated, too.
41:50That's Big Daddy Cool looking at you.
41:53And a lot of individuals would think twice before signing on the dotted line
41:57to face this man in single competition.
41:59Uh-oh, this is big trouble for Jordan.
42:03I predict Jordan's not gonna do well here.
42:05Oh, my, off the buckle.
42:09They call that snake eyes.
42:11They do, huh?
42:12Yep, look at Jordan's eyes.
42:15Well, we can't see Jordan's eyes at the moment.
42:18But if we could, they would look reptilian, yeah?
42:20They would say tilt.
42:22And Jordan, unfortunately, he's being tilted there a bit by the chin lock.
42:29Look at him all disfigured there.
42:31Big Daddy Cool, he reminds me a little bit of Shawn Michaels.
42:34Wouldn't that be so, to see Shawn Michaels in the vice grip like that.
42:38Maybe Big Daddy Cool in another lifetime was a chiropractor,
42:41he's just trying to give Jordan an adjustment.
42:44Jordan will probably long remember, oh, there's another adjustment.
42:47Long remember this matchup.
42:50And by the way, it happens to be Jordan's birthday.
42:53And what a birthday present he's getting, huh?
42:55Jordan's birthday today?
42:57Yes.
42:57No kidding.
42:59Speaking of which, how about this?
43:01You know whose birthday it is as well?
43:03No, my birthday.
43:05No, it's not your birthday.
43:06Every day is your birthday.
43:07Y.A. Tittle, Y.A. Tittle, ladies and gentlemen, 68 years old.
43:12The former quarterback of the New York Giants, congratulations.
43:16My goodness, congratulations, Y.A.
43:17And- Man.
43:19Mike Randy Savage, here we go.
43:21It's quiz show time, you're on Monday Night Raw.
43:24All right, let me get in the edge of my seat, go ahead.
43:26All right, for the $64,000.
43:27Wow.
43:28Tell me, what does Y.A. stand for?
43:31Do I have to put it in the form of a question?
43:34No, you don't, actually.
43:35Let's see.
43:38Man.
43:39Time's up, time's up.
43:40What is it?
43:41Y.A.
43:43Man, you gotta be kidding me.
43:44No, it's Y.A., Y.A. Tittle.
43:45Like Y.A.'s chicken?
43:46They used to think, people called him Y.A., but his real name was Y.A.
43:50And there you see, ladies and gentlemen, unfortunately, once again,
43:54a little chiropractic exercise being applied on Jordan.
43:58And Jordan is just, I'm sure, ready to call this one the call of the day.
44:02Coming off the rope, big boot to the jaw.
44:05That was a very, very, very, very big boot to the jaw.
44:09Will that happen to Razor Ramon?
44:11Will it happen to the one, two, three kid?
44:14Will Shawn Michaels and Diesel remain tag team champions after this Sunday?
44:19Who knows?
44:19That's another $64,000 question.
44:22And while a lot of people, whoa, wait a minute.
44:26From Gettemhart to Jackknife.
44:30And after the Jackknife, Randy Savage.
44:32I'm expecting that casket to come out right now.
44:35Yes, there you go.
44:39And I would suspect that Jordan is likely to go on strike after that match.
44:44Speaking of which, everybody knows this would have been, of course,
44:47World Series week, ladies and gentlemen.
44:50But the baseball players are on strike, unfortunately.
44:53But here in the WWF, that is not the case, and it never is.
44:58From all over space, through his legs, he has done it again.
45:05Three home runs.
45:06World Series this year.
45:10In an era where promises are often broken.
45:12Hey, kid.
45:14Watch your man.
45:15Let's hit a few.
45:17One federation and its superstars still believe in making dreams come true.
45:22The World Wrestling Federation.
45:25Our season never ends.
45:29Welcome back, everyone, to more Monday Night Raw.
45:32It's your macho man, Randy Savage.
45:33We certainly hope you've enjoyed tonight's unbelievable action.
45:36But you ain't seen nothing yet, as the saying goes.
45:39Next week, we're more on the Survivor Series.
45:41And we'll also see a special appearance by Jerry The King Lawler.
45:45A very special King's Court.
45:47And why is it special?
45:48The Undertaker will be the guest of Jerry The King Lawler.
45:52And of course, one on one, right here next week.
45:56It's Lex Luger against former WWF champion, Bob Backlund.
46:00What a matchup.
46:01Absolutely.
46:02I don't think we're gonna see the cross face chicken wing.
46:05But I think that we're gonna see- We could, we could very well.
46:08Well, I think Lex Luger's gonna beat him straight up.
46:10One, two, three in the middle of the ring.
46:12Bob Backlund is out here now.
46:14I think Bob Backlund's got his weeks mixed up.
46:17He thinks it's, hey, brother.
46:18Look at this.
46:19Look at this.
46:20He's ready for Luger.
46:21And he's seven days early.
46:23Bob Backlund's ready for action.
46:25We hope you will join us next week when we'll meet Lex Luger.
46:29So long, everybody.