Buffy The Vampire Slayer Season 7 Episode 13 The Killer In Me
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00:00wants to erase all the slayers in training and their watchers along with their method
00:06ruffy he's been feeding i really didn't know what he'd done wasn't in his control it's a trigger
00:13it's a brainwashing term it's how the military makes sleeper agents amy can i commit if you
00:21really are my friend you better stay away from me agent finn my implant the implant works
00:28hostile 17 can't harm any living creature in any way without intense neurological pain
00:37you think you could just do that to me
00:43tara
00:46somebody help
00:50you want to do the sleeping arrangements okay you uh better not hug the covers
00:58so
01:02are you sure you'll all be all right you'll only be gone for two days
01:08i think we've managed a bit longer than that right
01:14oh dawn advise left her notebook on the mantelpiece would you mind running it out of
01:18the car sure well you're actually gonna smack her in the head with it and remind her not to
01:24leave it lying around on it i'm just a bit twitchy i'm leaving you alone again here well well
01:35in such a state of flux i know but you should go this trip is important for the girls to understand
01:42the source of their power and to know how to use it right i don't think they appreciate
01:46the gravity of what we're undertaking it's frightening and it's difficult
01:51and then apparently someone told them that the vision quest consists of me driving them to the
01:56desert doing the hokey pokey until a spooky rasta mama slayer arrives and speaks to them in riddles
02:07that's not exactly how i put it hey how's kennedy still fluey bummed about missing the field trip
02:15in the field trip she says she wants you to meditate extra hard for her and bring her back
02:21some s'mores oh yes smooth we're gonna end up singing camp ourselves aren't i oh yeah
02:29giles you might want to get out there oh god what molly and rona are fighting over who gets to drive
02:35the first leg that she'd wish she would knew that california state driver's license now huh
02:40rona one you should probably let molly out of the trunk
02:45i never actually realized just how compact molly really is
02:50just please be safe while i'm away you too
02:53hey hey
03:09giles is off on the retreat give us all a chance for a breather eh from giles
03:17from the constant pitter patter of clomping teenage girly feet i have no idea what you're
03:23talking about come on now i enjoy my responsibility as mentor role model life guide oh my god i cannot
03:34believe i have my bathroom all to myself for two whole days it's like a bloody war zone up there
03:40and not in the good way have you seen the kitchen since i've been here i'm just trying
03:45to stay out of the way i'm honest
03:52this is better believe me it's safer okay but you've been fine in close contact with the girls
04:02with you by my side yeah you wouldn't let me hurt one of them and that's the way it's gonna be
04:10until we're sure the first is done making me its bitch
04:15either we're together or i'm on the leash
04:19i just need to make sure the trigger's deactivated then
04:22i got a couple of days lack of pitter patter and all
04:26luffy
04:32what ow ow ow
04:42what's wrong spike what is going on
04:47the chip oh god
04:51why would
04:56uh
05:26so
05:56so
06:15hey how is he
06:18uh in the goes part of comes and goes well there seems to be a definite lack of screaming
06:27that has to be good you'd think that for the other patient yeah i thought i'd bring her some tea
06:35help her feel better
06:42it's just tea
06:49well how much do you know about the chimp space ship well i remember trying to dig up stuff
06:59back then but you know turns out when a secret government agency studies vampires and puts chips
07:06in their brains that keep them from hurting people they don't really build websites why
07:14even with the chip spike was able to hurt all those people and he was brainwashed
07:18yeah but he was under the control of the first maybe something's wrong with it
07:25that chip is misfiring all on its own then oh this will be fun
07:32remember when things used to be nice and boring
07:36no
07:40have fun delivering the tea
07:44okay not when you make it sound all dirty like that
07:50it's just tea
07:54hey i figured the best thing for a cold is a nice hot cup of
08:02boots hey for someone who's sick you look surprisingly robust and
08:11casual dressy well the lighting in here's good maybe it's just you were never sick
08:17no i was never sick oh you're so busted zander's gonna have to drive you to the desert well i'll
08:25chill there's a reason i didn't go i have a thing a separate thing what something's coming down
08:37i have my own mission and i need your help
08:47this is a mission oh yeah and the little paper umbrellas are a signal for what
09:04we're not on a mission are we hey trust me i told you i have a thing
09:11come on come on just hang out with me a little
09:17you're sexy like a pout
09:22why do you do that
09:26to get you to stay
09:28all right i'll stay for one drink then i'm going home okay one drink i can work with that
09:37let's start with the easy stuff how long have you known
09:43that you were gay wait that's easy and
09:48how long have you known
09:51that you were gay wait that's easy and what you just assume that i'm i'm gay
10:01i mean presume much okay sorry how long have you enjoyed having sex with women hey
10:10oh what you think you have some sort of special buzz fadar or something
10:18okay you know there's a better word for that right
10:24you really haven't been getting out there much have you
10:30well i just can you always tell just just by looking at someone no
10:40no of course not that wouldn't be any fun the fun part is the process of
10:46getting to know a girl it's like it's like flirting in code it's using body language and
10:55laughing at the right jokes and and looking into her eyes and knowing she's still whispering to you
11:05even when she's not saying a word
11:11and that sense that if you can just touch her just once everything would be okay for both of you
11:26that's how you can tell or if she's really hot you just get her drunk see if she comes on to you
11:35three years ago that's when i met and it wasn't women it was woman just one lucky woman
11:56booked another blood vessel i think
11:58there's got to be a reason why the chip is going all wonky maybe it's related to the trigger
12:11or maybe it has something to do with the new soul well maybe it wasn't meant to last this long
12:18so
12:23one more thing you and i have in common
12:31well we'll fix it we'll hit serious research good
12:36try behavioral modification software throughout the ages
12:39okay you're right not a book thing
12:49it's a phone thing who you gonna call
12:54god that phrase is never gonna be usable again is it doubt it do your parents know
13:02yeah my mom was was all proud like was making some political statement
13:09then the statement mojo wore off and i was just gay she hardly ever even met tara
13:20classic i didn't mind tara and i are kind of private i'm sorry it must have were i mean private
13:40yes agent finn riley tell him we're having a problem with spike's chip
13:48no his chip spike listen good well no no finn is his last name
13:57yeah well did did he used to work there and maybe he got transferred
14:02oh what is this actually a flower shop or or is this one of those
14:10things where i'm supposed to play along to show that i know it's really secret ops
14:14maybe i shouldn't have said that um okay right uh well if some guy named finn shows up to buy flowers
14:25as yeah thanks
14:32wrong number or a giant government conspiracy one of the
14:38spike
14:42this one seemed easier than the others see probably just gonna fade
14:49it was gone with the wind i saw that and i knew i wanted to sweep scarlet off her face
14:57you were five well i'm not saying sweeping would have been easy
15:02well i'm not saying sweeping would have been easy
15:11what i just i still don't get it
15:19why are you like me i mean you don't even know me have you seen you
15:26i don't like the same things italian skate punk robert parker mysteries fighting evil i don't
15:36like any of that stuff except the fighting evil part even then i prefer this foot massage
15:45okay i dig the way you always turn off the moulin rouge dvd at chapter 32 so it has a happy ending
15:56i like the way you speak it's interesting
16:02and your freckles
16:05likable
16:09i'm not so into the magic stuff seems like fairy tale crap to me but
16:15it matters to you you care about it so it's cool
16:26well this is my stop
16:31so
16:35glad we talked
16:37yes kind of clear the air huh yeah totally air cleared check
16:49you know in the spirit of air clearing yeah i feel like i need to be honest about something
16:58what do you mean is something wrong no no it's just
17:09i think you should know
17:28so
17:38well that was nice
17:48you
17:52are you okay not used to literally knocking girls off of their feet with just the power of my own
17:59lips okay are you gonna pick that up or i don't well where are you is this a freckle thing
18:10oh god oh god
18:21what is that
18:25it's the man that i killed okay hold up a sec
18:32guys get buffy get buffy until the first is back no i'm not the first we're not interested in any of
18:37your evil lies we've heard them all no guys it's me i'm me i'm willow guys come on ask kennedy
18:44she was there i don't know i'm not sure we were up in willow's room and we were
18:54oh you're back no i'm not it's not i'm not it listen to me no more listening i know who you
19:01are now i know what you made me do your promises of happy fields and dancing schnauzers and and
19:08being demigods won't work on me anymore and the bringers are probably coming no i'm not the first
19:13you made me do things things i can never take back ever i'm not the first what the hell is going on
19:20in here oh buffy wait but if he's the first i'm not the first you're not the first i know
19:29oh my god hey bad touching everyone please stop it's me
19:41it's willow i'm willow
19:45are you sure there are other stories from kindergarten non-yellow crayon stories in
19:52which you don't come out in such a good light an incident involving aquaman underoos for example
19:58you want me to start talking hey willow what happened i don't know uh we were
20:06there and and then i looked like him oh like a glamour maybe i mean i probably brought it on
20:14myself what makes you think that well it wouldn't be the first time i kind of have a history with
20:20my witchy subconscious making things go kerfufi remember the wacky i can't see you you can't see
20:26me spell guys it's so real you're all too aware okay say you're right and you did do this to
20:36yourself why would your subconscious turn you into warren obviously because i feel bad about killing
20:42him look we'll deal we'll we'll get help no i can handle this on your own why i did it i'll fix it
20:55i don't want you to see me this way anyway it's kind of a little late for that
21:00seriously i'm not posing any big threat to the world it looks like you've got your hands full
21:04already i'll go i'll handle it fix it and i'll be back before you even know i'm gone promise
21:16spike
21:17spike
21:21i'm right here let you find it again i kind of figured
21:28maybe they'll call back maybe they'll send help maybe we can't wait
21:46okay safe to say no one will ever accuse you of being too much can any go home come on i mean
21:56you turned into a guy i mean if you take a step back seriously there's a certain element
22:01of humor here right well a really really big step i killed him it's hard to see the chuckles
22:10so you got a plan yeah can you get some help reversing it i thought you were gonna try it
22:22yourself i did try it didn't work something's blocking me well all the more reason for me
22:28to go with you plus i was there with you when it happened let me come to try to help too
22:35really think i'm fine with the handling by yourself why i'm the one that killed him
22:46it's hard to understand given how about i just tag along anyway keep you company
22:54i'm taking that as a yes fine come try not to get in the way
23:00okay you know where you're going to see some old friends of mine it's been a while but maybe they
23:08can help are you sure you still want to go back in this place with me nothing good on tv tonight
23:20here we are yep here we are
23:35you think this stuff's still good i don't know
23:40worked pretty good when the initiative held me captive here
23:43every time i'd get a little rambunctious the chip would kick in i feel like my head was gonna
23:50explode they'd dope me up and everything would be all daffodils and teddy bears
23:59for a couple of hours anyway
24:03maybe we should search for files and stuff and find out everything we can about the chip
24:08about the chip self-life i don't think we have that in camp
24:15ready
24:38i'll get it
24:42supposed to get a call when the new league of extraordinary gentlemen comes in
24:46i gave them this number okay see if you can get two
24:49summers residence this is andrew speaking how can i help you
24:56loser hey do we know some british guy named robson
25:02he was attacked at this robson guy in england
25:11and giles was there helping him
25:16and there was a bringer
25:19sander robson blacked out but the last thing he remembers is giles's head
25:24about to get real familiar with the bringer's very sharp backs oh my god
25:29giles never mentioned any of this robson said by the time he came to
25:36there's no giles
25:39so what are we saying
25:44maybe giles just didn't want to talk about it or maybe he didn't make it look i'm not sure
25:51maybe he didn't make it look i'm not saying it's a happy scenario but we're dealing with a big bad
25:57that can be any dead person at once because if you want to infiltrate the inner circle of the
26:02slayer you become the one person she trusts more than anybody else but there's no way that we can
26:08know actually that's not true the first can't take corporeal form so it can't touch anything
26:16well it's not like giles hasn't touched anything right
26:27has anyone seen giles touch anything since he got back
26:34hold anything
26:38has anybody hugged him
26:42think very hard
26:46you
26:50wait where are you jazza we're gonna find giles oh good let me just get some tapes for the car
26:55i've been working on this mix you're not coming what what why because i used to be evil no actually
27:03because you're annoying but uh that's a good reason too wait don't don't leave me here all
27:09alone i keep getting attacked in this house actually is and what if this is all part of
27:15the plan drive you guys away so it can have its way with me i ever ever think of that
27:20i'll risk it okay well if you leave me here alone i'll i'll do something evil like
27:29burning something or gluing things together
27:33i've cried out loud harris let's just take him at least we can keep an eye on him
27:47sanders i know they're out there all alone all of them
28:03so
28:10and still us a great one with peace with strength with compassion
28:21with hope the path we seek is yours
28:27keep us on that path
28:29okay well this is new um hi we're oh hey i'm sorry willow we actually met when i was a freshman
28:46and also not a boy
28:51this is kennedy hey you're willow yeah
28:59wow look at you guys kept us weekends i guess you got past the whole bake sale phase uh no
29:09we still do that too second tuesday of every month um i'm sorry i'm kind of having a hard
29:16time with the whole guy a bit thing um it's actually her i can tell
29:23i know her okay well um okay here's the thing hi here's the thing i'll just
29:38get this out of the way i'm sort of screwed up but i mean you already knew that because you
29:44lived it gotcha oh but she's doing so much better now amy it's okay i want to do this
29:54okay it took me a long time to really see myself but i did
30:02because you know that's the crazy thing about hitting rock bottom you
30:05get to relive all the crappy things that you did and i wanted to come find you and tell you that
30:11i was here working on things with these guys and that they're good and then i was sorry
30:23but you're here looking like wow how did this happen that's what we're here to find out
30:32i mean if we're done with all the group hugging i hate what this like glamour
30:38thing and i can't seem to shake it myself i was hoping that someone here might be able to help
30:45um yeah see the thing is we're more about healing spirits and nurturing our life force here
30:57but we'll try her spirits true what if she can't handle this we draw upon you have a better idea
31:06give back the form the soul requires see that the balance is put right
31:15it didn't work no it didn't you dumb bitch willow
31:22you slapped me no i i i didn't it wasn't me
31:30it was warren
31:36so
31:45willow willow okay you're upset upset upset are you just tuning in did you not see that
31:56i'm turning into him it's not a trick it's not a glamour i'm becoming him a murderous misogynist
32:04man i mean do you understand what he did what i could do i killed him for a reason
32:12getting angry isn't helping we can still try it you understand nothing about magic
32:17in case you haven't noticed our little date it's over willow
32:22willow wait
32:37careful
32:43oh god they just left him
32:52they just sealed the place off left everything as it was
33:07i'm thinking brief stay yeah you're not wrong
33:13so
33:21i think i can get us to the med lab find the drug
33:43so
34:02okay i'll go r
34:04ghost it's hard to play by yourself how long since he left a few hours
34:18if it is the first and i'm not saying it is what are we expecting to find
34:24you didn't bring them out there to meditate
34:26it kind of makes you grateful that you weren't a potential after all doesn't it
34:34safer no well not so fast with the big few he might know we're coming which means we're already
34:41too late and we're heading out to the middle of nowhere with no slayer no powerful witch
34:46just a teenager a powerless former demon and two big geeks
34:50okay license plate game maybe
35:21oh
35:26look at me crying like a little girl
35:37so
35:48you hear that yep
35:57i think something survived
36:02sounds like
36:02no but it sounded like it was coming from over there whatever it is it's not
36:33so
36:44where'd they go they took off it was a little too creepy even for us
36:58you're really worried about her
37:03look she's gonna be fine really she's good at this she's strong and she's dealt with a lot worse
37:13long before she ever went out and found herself a big old potential slayer bodyguard okay
37:19just have a little faith in her i never said i was a potential slayer
37:25i never said i was a potential slayer
37:28no no i think you did when you first got here you told us no i didn't
37:37how did you know who i was
37:42oops
37:55oh
38:17so same model as last time how'd that work out for you
38:25oh you'd be amazed
38:30so
38:49touch him oh i feel him i feel him me too me too good we all feel each other
38:56including some of us who don't know each other well enough to take such liberties thank you um
39:02i assume there is a perfectly reasonable and not at all insane explanation yes we thought you might
39:08be non-corporeal evil oh we got a call we couldn't remember you touching anything way
39:13to make sure you're okay we were worried oh well that's very sweet now wait a minute
39:23so you think i'm evil if i bring a group of girls on a camping trip and don't touch them
39:41spike
39:54so
40:03so
40:18hey are you still with us
40:26well that guy was
40:27just the beginning what's happening miss summers agent finn reported that you tried
40:38to contact him earlier today i knew it government conspiracy
40:47he indicated you might be needing our assistance
40:49we're to provide you anything you need to help bass face here
40:54those were his exact words man
41:14that dean tells me they took a look at the chips
41:18the chips you were right it's degraded leave it as it is much longer to be fatal to
41:30okay so how long to now
41:37right of course um what do we do next agent finn said it was your call
41:45man my what was my call all decisions regarding hostile 17 are to be left in your hands
41:55this chip we can either repair it or remove it
42:01so
42:11tell me why you did this to her
42:23oh
42:28what did you do to her what to willow oh just your standard penance malediction is all
42:36okay and that's magic crazy talk for what i put a hex on her got that part
42:47but why warren and why did it happen after we kissed
42:54oh that's rich
43:01that must have been some kiss you must be good answer me
43:10the hex i cast lets the victim's subconscious pick the form of their punishment it's always
43:15better than anything i can come up with elegant you know undo it let her out okay oh wait i forgot
43:24no why would you do this to her you really hate her that much
43:32this is not about hate it's about power willow always had all the power long before she even
43:41knew what to do with it just came so easy for her the rest of us we had to work twice as hard
43:50to be half as good but no one cares about how hard you work they just care about cute sweet willow
43:59they don't know how weak she is she gave in to evil and stuff worse than i can even imagine
44:08she almost destroyed the world and yet everyone keeps on loving her
44:13so what's wrong with having a little fun huh taking her down a peg or two
44:19fun she's disappearing fading away in that creep and you think it's fun it was just a game
44:30it's not my fault she's losing herself i'm gonna stop you now you know hey
44:37i'm not the bad guy here but i wonder where he'd be right about now
44:49that was a hell of a thing
44:54you think you can just do that to me that i'd let you get away with it do we get away with
45:02get away with okay let's not get excited it's too late for that this is what i am
45:12i made it happen and i'll make it stop willow what did you make happen you were there bitch
45:22you saw it i killed her
45:27you mean him her him you know what i mean but you said her
45:36no that was warren no no it wasn't you said i was there
45:43who did you kill it was your fault slut you tricked me
45:55got me to forget
46:00tara shut up shut up you do not get to say her name
46:07i'll bring it up to whoever's there
46:09you're tricking me into kissing you
46:16i didn't i didn't mean what i'm saying i i can't make it kennedy
46:26i can't hold on he's winning no i'm being punished
46:34i kissed you just just for a second but it was enough
46:42i let her go i didn't mean to kissing me didn't mean no she was never gone
46:52she was with me
46:56we should have been forever
46:58and i i let her be dead
47:06she's really dead
47:10and i killed her willow no oh please baby i'm so sorry come back i'm sorry i'm sorry come back
47:28willow i don't think you did anything wrong this is just magic and i think i'm figuring
47:37the whole magic thing out it's just like fairy tales what are you doing bringing you back to life
47:58so
48:15i am good
48:20it's me
48:28are you all right
48:35i have no idea
48:44i'm so tired yeah
48:50i'll make you some tea
48:58you
49:28you
49:30grr argh