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00:00Un jour, Eric a commencé à courir pour attraper le bus à l'école, quand Hawk, de loin
00:12de la torre, a entendu un grand cri de détresse.
00:14Oh, détresse, détresse, oh, sauvez-moi!
00:19Now, that was a call to action, in a blinding flash, he was transformed!
00:26It didn't end now, in a man!
00:32It's only a video recording.
00:34Still, might as well see how it ends.
00:39And that ends story time for today, kiddies.
00:43Did you like it?
00:45Oh, yes, I liked that bit about...
00:48Wait a minute, it's you, General Blight!
00:52That's right, banana brain!
00:54You're old, archenemy, and you've fallen into my trap!
00:59By now, you are 20,000 miles above the Earth, heading for the planet Merck!
01:07No.
01:09Our money allows us to fly at 500 feet.
01:13We're not very good at flying.
01:16We have now landed on the planet Merck.
01:20This is the end of the line for you, bananas.
01:26Bye-bye!
01:35Stone the crows, look at them, oh dear.
01:38And I thought you were ugly.
01:40You are coming with us to the mothership, Earthling.
01:44We are Mercks.
01:46Never you mind, no one's perfect.
01:49Put me down, put me down, or I'll...
01:53I'll...
01:55I'm terribly strong, you know.
01:57Look.
01:59The banana man struggled in vain.
02:01Those muscles of steel, rippling under his blue combinations,
02:04were powerless against the awesome gravitational force of this strange planet.
02:08Mother! Mother!
02:10Yes, this is Mother Merck.
02:12About time you came back, lads.
02:14I've made your tea, and Zorg's waiting.
02:16Hang on, I'll beam you up.
02:18Coming up!
02:20One, two, one, two, one, two, one, two, and ho!
02:23All hail mighty Zorg, monarch of the Milky Way,
02:27celestial jewel in the crown of the galaxy,
02:30omnipotent potentate of the furthest reaches of the Earth.
02:35I'm ready to earth some nuts.
02:37Yes, sir. Yes, you're lucky.
02:39C'est l'Earthling envoyé par votre général Blight.
02:43Il s'appelle Banana Man.
02:45Ecoutez, Fruit Face, avec notre aide,
02:48le général Blight prendra votre misérable petit planète.
02:52Mais nous devons connaître les locations
02:54de tous vos invasions militaires et chinoises
02:58avant de les invader.
03:00C'est ce que vous nous direz.
03:02Ou... ou... ou...
03:05Ou il y aura une chaise vide à Din Din ce soir.
03:08Et les invasions...
03:10Je me souviens que j'avais un...
03:12Une banane d'abord.
03:14C'est mon invasion.
03:17C'est ce qu'une banane peut faire.
03:22Prends-le! Donne-lui le travail!
03:27Lâche-le! Lâche-le!
03:33C'est Mother Nook! Tu n'as pas de manières!
03:36Tu as laissé l'entrée ouverte!
03:38Lâche-le doucement.
03:39On va les rétablir rétro.
03:41Qu'est-ce qu'il y a de mal?
03:43Rappelez-vous, ne vous enlevez pas!
03:48Bien, je l'ai fait encore une fois, les fans.
03:50J'ai sauvé le monde.
03:52Ah, un canon de re-entrée interplanétaire.
03:55Quelques monnaies là-dedans, croc.
03:58Et nous serons de retour.