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00:00We're just a one-time band!
00:02We don't need no badges!
00:04We earned our badges!
00:06We earned our badges!
00:08This is the first time I won a challenge,
00:10not a drag race.
00:12Whoo, whoo, whoo!
00:14Me and Roxy started off the week with no badges,
00:16now we have 2 badges,
00:18and I've won $5,000 for the HBCA!
00:20Give it to Chink, to Chink, to Chink, to Chink!
00:22That lip sync was everything.
00:24Really?
00:26Yeah.
00:28I was literally going from both of you,
00:30and I was like, fuck, I don't know.
00:32It was amazing.
00:34It was fabulous.
00:36It was really sick.
00:38I am so stoked that I put another $5,000
00:40in the piggy bank for the miracle of love
00:42and I finally earned my own badge.
00:44It feels good.
00:46We went from needing badges to getting our own badges!
00:48Y'all jumped the gun real quick.
00:50I might have made a mistake.
00:52Roxy is a fierce competitor,
00:54and now she has 2 badges,
00:56and if Roxy makes it to the end,
00:58I'm part of that.
01:00And if I don't make it, I'm part of that.
01:02Oh, fuck!
01:04Oh!
01:06There's a sister.
01:08Okay, the first time being cut off was cute.
01:10I understood it,
01:12I was the front runner, I get it.
01:14But the second time, bitch, this feels personal.
01:16It got me all in my feelings,
01:18that wasn't supposed to happen!
01:20Damn!
01:22What's going on, fish cakes?
01:24To be honest,
01:26this one actually
01:28does sting a lot.
01:30I feel like,
01:32damn, girl, everybody just don't cut me every week.
01:34Like, it just...
01:36I promise you, it wasn't anything personal,
01:38it was just like an eye for an eye for me.
01:40But because it was a tie, I looked at Vanjie,
01:42I said, what do you want to do, because we only get one.
01:44For me, it's like a cop-out, like,
01:46she snipped you, let's snip her that way.
01:48It's almost like an excuse.
01:50Nina gave me a badge, I can't do Nina.
01:52Chanel's trying to win her badge,
01:54I want her to win a badge, I couldn't do her.
01:56Mick gave her a badge.
01:58She gave me a badge, I cannot.
02:00And they did so good today in the challenge,
02:02how are we going to snip one of them?
02:04I don't know, it, like, don't even feel fair to me,
02:06because I don't even feel like
02:08I'm the front runner like that.
02:10Bitch, bullshit, I don't buy it.
02:12There's a lot of explanation being handed out,
02:14but what it all sounds like to me
02:16is let me cut you so I don't have to cut my friend.
02:18You want to call it in the lines,
02:20call it what you want to, bitch, but
02:22the girls are definitely playing the game, bitch,
02:24and it's working out in their favor.
02:26But guess what, I can play this game too, okay?
02:28It did hurt my feelings when you swerved me onstage.
02:30I love you.
02:32Ah, ah, she's not now.
02:34I didn't just pick you to get snipped tonight, girl.
02:36It was a dual thing.
02:38I, like, swerved you onstage,
02:40that was just to be, you know, that was just to be cat,
02:42but, you know, I'm not gonna, like,
02:44hold nothing against you.
02:46I just don't like that kind of stuff,
02:48and I still love you, girl.
02:56Right now, it's a little awkward,
02:58like when someone farts and nobody knows who did it.
03:00Something's in the air.
03:02We don't know quite what it is.
03:04I just want to say this.
03:06At the beginning of the week
03:08when you did make mention
03:10that you had felt like Angelina, myself, and Nina
03:12were all in some sort of an alliance or something together...
03:14Wait, so Chanel and Angelina,
03:16you guys really aren't in a clique
03:18or alliance or anything?
03:20Because I remember when I was lip-syncing,
03:22you two were going off for Nina only.
03:24Ooh!
03:26I would be lying if I said that that did not hurt
03:28because that never happened,
03:30and that never will happen.
03:32Tonight I was vocally cheering on both of you,
03:34saying, go queens,
03:36because I didn't want there to be any miscommunication
03:38or misconstruing of, I think,
03:40the intention of cheering people on.
03:42People are making faces, what?
03:44This is just so messy.
03:46Yeah.
03:48Now we got to be mindful of who we cheer on?
03:50No.
03:52I don't care who the fuck you're cheering for at all.
03:54Like, there's other little things, and people are whispering to me,
03:56so I was like, I'm just going to ask them.
03:58Well, who the hell is saying this shit?
04:00Where the fuck is this coming from?
04:02We were adding up the math.
04:04We were like, okay, well...
04:06What math?
04:08Like, just the math of, well, if somebody wins
04:10and they give away this, then this person will have two
04:12If Nina wins, she'll get the badge to Chanel.
04:14It seems that they have an alliance.
04:16You went to Vanjie?
04:18Yes.
04:20When it was presented to me, it was the word alliance was brought up.
04:22I was like, do you think that this is a possibility?
04:24And I wanted to make sure,
04:26so I told Mick.
04:28And they were talking about it, and then Nina said
04:30she was giving her badge to Chanel.
04:32No, that's not what happened.
04:34And I was like, there's no way, like, lol, moving on,
04:36and then the cheering thing happened,
04:38and it was just like another little moment.
04:40I'm so lost, and I'm so confused
04:42with all of this.
04:44What was a very open conversation
04:46carried over into another conversation
04:48and another aspect of the competition.
04:50At the end of the little thing, I see it.
04:52Ooh, Nina and Mick.
04:54You brought it up.
04:56So far in this competition,
04:58I think I've been trying to be aware
05:00of everything that's going on around me.
05:02I'm over it.
05:04And at this point, I realized
05:06that I cannot keep up with these bitches
05:08and their strategy of how this game is working.
05:10You guys get the fuck out of drag.
05:12Get the fuck out of this shit.
05:14Girl, I don't know.
05:16Can I just get my first badge?
05:18I want to win money for my charity.
05:20That's what I really want.
05:22And as far as all this drama
05:24about cliques and alliances,
05:26I don't care.
05:28I just don't care.
05:30Cheers!
05:32Oh, my God.
05:34That's so cool.
05:36Hôm nay là một ngày mới
05:38ở trong cái work room.
05:40This game has changed.
05:42Three queens have two badges.
05:44I'm not jealous at all.
05:46I'm not. I'm really not.
05:48It's okay. It's fine.
05:50It's fine.
05:52How are we feeling?
05:54Humbled.
05:56Humbled.
06:00Hello, hello, hello.
06:02Hello.
06:04Good morning, ladykins.
06:06Good morning.
06:08Now, listen, y'all been working so hard.
06:10It's time to blow off
06:12a little steam.
06:14I've invited over
06:16some fun friends.
06:18Over the hills and far away.
06:20Teletubbies, come out to slay.
06:22Oh!
06:24Oh!
06:26Oh!
06:28Oh, my God!
06:30Yay!
06:32Oh, my God!
06:34Teletubbies!
06:36I used to watch Teletubbies on the TV
06:38when I was waiting on the school bus
06:40when I was little.
06:42Bitch, what?
06:44Say hello to Tinky Winky,
06:46Dipsy, Lala, and Po.
06:48Hi!
06:50Now, the Teletubbies
06:52are big Black Ray Super fans.
06:54So for today's mini challenge,
06:56I want you to show them a good time
06:58with a funky, old-fashioned
07:00Soul Train dance-off.
07:02Oh!
07:04Oh, my God.
07:06In the end, the all-star
07:08with the best moves wins.
07:10So go ahead and put on your Teletubby tees,
07:12and let's go.
07:14Yay!
07:16Queen.
07:18Teletubby.
07:20Yay!
07:26Hey!
07:28You better shake your groove,
07:30Fang Tinky Winky.
07:32Oh, my God, so cute!
07:34Tinky, Tinky!
07:36Tinky, Tinky!
07:38Oh!
07:40Strike a pose, Dipsy.
07:42Wow!
07:44Yes!
07:46Hey!
07:48Come on, Mario!
07:52Okay!
07:54Hey!
07:56Prance, Po.
07:58Prance, I see it.
08:00Fix your face, fix your life.
08:02You can start with a smile.
08:04Oh!
08:06Oh!
08:08Oh!
08:10Yay!
08:12Teletubbies are icons,
08:14and they're always showing up
08:16at drag artistry events.
08:18They are just ride-or-die allies.
08:20I cannot.
08:22Work, Mama.
08:24Grab my hand!
08:26Oh, my God!
08:28Oh, my God!
08:30Oh, my God!
08:32Is this the La La Experience?
08:34Hey!
08:36Hey!
08:38That was spicy!
08:40Oh!
08:42Hey!
08:44Hey!
08:46Oh, my God!
08:48You see, Mama?
08:50You see, Mama?
08:52Well, Teletubbies,
08:54that was great!
08:56So much fun!
08:58Oh, my God!
09:00And, All Stars,
09:02you were all out of this world.
09:06But one of you
09:08really teleported us to Mars.
09:10Oh!
09:12Dragulations got Mick.
09:14Oh, my God!
09:18You've won a $2,500
09:20donation to your charity,
09:22Trans Lifeline.
09:24Yay!
09:26Courtesy of the Teletubbies.
09:28Yay!
09:30My grand total right now,
09:32I have raised $22,500
09:34for my charity.
09:36Trans Lifeline, hello.
09:38We have more cash for you.
09:40Teletubbies, thank you
09:42all for prancing with us today.
09:44Bye!
09:46I'll miss you.
09:48Do a flip!
09:50Bye!
09:52All Stars,
09:54do you know what drag queens
09:56and real estate agents have in common?
09:58They could use their
10:00charisma, uniqueness, nerve, and talent
10:02to sell anything.
10:04And I do mean
10:06anything.
10:08And now, it's time for you
10:10to bring the realness
10:12to real estate.
10:14For this week's All Star Challenge,
10:16Working in Pairs, you need
10:18to drag up real estate
10:20commercials for some of the most
10:22unique properties on Earth.
10:24And as
10:26the CEO of
10:28Ruco Properties International,
10:30I've made an executive
10:32decision. Angeria,
10:34you've been cut off twice
10:36this season, but with great setbacks
10:38come great opportunities.
10:40This week,
10:42I want you to choose your team partner
10:44and pair up the other
10:46queens.
10:48Mark!
10:50I'm a little nervous,
10:52especially since they cut her off.
10:54Please pick somebody
10:56that's good for me, girl.
10:58Angeria, who do you choose for your partner?
11:00I want to choose somebody that I already
11:02know that I have chemistry with.
11:04Come on, Angie!
11:06Yes, Angie!
11:08Yeah, she did cut me off, but all
11:10can be forgiven, because I got
11:12a challenge to win. Vanjie and Angie, see, that
11:14sounds good, bitch. That's like a future sitcom
11:16or something. So, Angie, who do you pair
11:18next? Georges.
11:20Uh-huh. And Nick.
11:22Okay!
11:24So, Gottmik did cut
11:26me off two weeks ago, and girl, I need
11:28to get my lick back. But she gets
11:30a pass this week. It's not the forever pass.
11:32It's most definitely not.
11:34Chanel and Nina.
11:36Okay, we got that.
11:38That means Roxy and Plastique
11:40are a pair.
11:42I did a great job partnering up the girls
11:44to be with somebody that I know that they can
11:46work well with, because, you know, this season
11:48is all about charity, and I'm being very
11:50charitable, okay? All right, now let me
11:52tell you about the real estate
11:54markets. I need you to bust wide
11:56open. Ah.
11:58First, the icy Arctic
12:00Circle. Gorgeous location.
12:02Second, the Old West
12:04Town of Tumbleweed,
12:06Texas.
12:08And the gator-friendly
12:10Florida Everglades.
12:12Ah!
12:14And last but not least, the
12:16bewitching community of
12:18Salem, Massachusetts.
12:20Ooh! Witch!
12:22Now, I'll leave the
12:24property portfolios with you
12:26so you can choose amongst yourselves.
12:28Later today,
12:30you'll shoot your property packages
12:32with the help of Style Superstar
12:34Carson Kressley and
12:36from Million Dollar Listing L.A.,
12:38Tracy Tudor.
12:42All stars, start your
12:44engines, and may the best drag queen
12:46win.
12:48Ah!
12:50Let's go, let's go, let's go!
12:52For this week's Maxi Challenge, we are channeling
12:54drag real estate brokers
12:56and creating hilarious
12:58realtor commercials. Frosty
13:00Bits. Alaska.
13:02I like Salem. We are picking from
13:04Frosty Bits, Alaska,
13:06Gatorglades, Florida, Tumbleweed, Texas,
13:08and Salem, Massachusetts.
13:10Gatorglades, Florida. I recognized this place before.
13:12I'm thinking we need to do
13:14Florida Gatorglades. I'm from Florida.
13:16I already know the hillbilly trailer park
13:18kind of people that live in Florida
13:20by the swamp. They cook gator
13:22possum. I feel like we could channel those
13:24people down.
13:26One of my top picks would be Salem.
13:28Yeah. I think we want Frosty Bits,
13:30Alaska. So y'all can have Icy,
13:32y'all can have Salem. Yep.
13:34My top pick would be the Gatorglades.
13:36The Gatorglades. What's our number one?
13:38I feel like doing a country
13:40accent today, so I feel like
13:42Gator.
13:46I don't like fighting, so I'll take whatever.
13:48So then let's get Gatorglades.
13:50Yeah.
13:52Let's do it.
13:54We're gonna do the Tumbleweed Texas.
13:56You're from Texas.
13:58She's like,
14:00not originally, but I'm really excited.
14:02Oh.
14:04Mama, that southern accent,
14:06ooh, keep practicing
14:08just a little bit.
14:12So let's think about the funniest
14:14angle we could ever think of. Okay.
14:16I definitely feel like I've gotten more
14:18comfortable with comedy this season.
14:20I'll give you the sweet Amber ass.
14:24But I know I could do better
14:26and I'm on the team with Godmik
14:28and this bitch is hilarious, so I'm really
14:30hoping that this week I can finally
14:32knock it out of the park. Since it's like Frosty Bits,
14:34we should do Frosty Tits.
14:36Yeah, yeah, yeah.
14:38Sitting by a random ice hole
14:40while fish is looking at you.
14:42There was another one you just said that was funny.
14:44Ooh.
14:46Um.
14:50Brain fart.
14:52I should just write it all over again.
14:54Because I'm jumping from page to page.
14:56Girl, okay.
14:58I'm not the most organized.
15:00George's my stoner little diva
15:02of life, never has any idea what's going on
15:04and together, not as streamlined
15:06as I would love, but we're going to get
15:08there. Put that down too,
15:10so we don't forget because we definitely will.
15:12Um.
15:14Got it now.
15:16We need to get to the finish line, streamline this, focus.
15:20That's a good pen.
15:22I was thinking that too.
15:24Like if we're going to really
15:26lean into Salem, we have to go like
15:28stop it.
15:30Unwind the spring.
15:32Typically I don't write.
15:34I do.
15:36This is like, this is what I do.
15:38I love that I got paired with Nina and I know
15:40that people thought that we made some sort
15:42of alliance, but I'm over it.
15:44We really are a great team and we're going
15:46to sell this fucking house to you.
15:48This is very witchy.
15:50But, hang on.
15:52Okay, while you do that, I'm going to continue to write
15:54on here because we don't have a ton of time.
15:56We're handed a folder and it says, tell us about your property.
15:58Tell us about the kind of buyer who's going to buy this house.
16:00And Chanel thinks immediately
16:02to, what are we going to wear?
16:04And that doesn't get words on the page.
16:06So I don't know.
16:08I feel like we should do very stereotypical
16:10like trailer park trash.
16:12Black out some teeth.
16:14Very that vibe.
16:16Angie picking me after, you know, the whole snip snip situation.
16:18I'm gagged, but I know
16:20she's funny. I feel like we could act a fool
16:22together. I think we're going to be good.
16:24We could be like cousins
16:26and sisters-in-law.
16:28Keep it in the family. That's the slogan. Keep it in the family.
16:30I'm actually
16:32really, really confident in everything that me
16:34and Vanja are planning right now.
16:36Because even though we have no training in selling
16:38no houses or real estate or nothing like that, bitch,
16:40we do know how to be funny.
16:42It's a step above a shack. A shack toe.
16:44A shack toe. There it go.
16:46Even if I can't get a badge, bitch, Angie got to be in the top two
16:48because I swear if I get cut off a third time,
16:50bitch, I'm taking them snippers and I'm cutting some
16:52lace fronts for some girl.
16:54Damn.
16:56Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
16:58Well, let's get to the nitty gritty.
17:00Yes. I'm so excited
17:02to work with you. I think it was paired perfectly.
17:04And I feel like this week
17:06we're stepping out of our complete
17:08comfort zone. Like, that's what our plan is.
17:10A show that we can let loose.
17:12Aw. That'd be stupid.
17:14Me and Roxie are, the Dolls,
17:16we're known for making outfits, looking cunt.
17:18But this week, the two Dolls
17:20have to be the queens of comedy.
17:22And we're here to do it.
17:24Mary J., I love this house so much.
17:26You wanna know why?
17:28Here's the thing.
17:30Theirs is, like, real similar to ours.
17:32They're blackening our teeth and stuff like that.
17:34I'm like, damn, bitch.
17:36Shit. Plastic and Roxie
17:38have decided to be
17:40hillbillies as well. So I'm freaking out.
17:42Because if you're doing the same cares
17:44as somebody else, and they do exceptionally well,
17:46it's only gonna kinda make yours look worse.
17:48♪♪♪♪
17:50♪♪♪♪
17:52Well, hello, queens.
17:54Welcome.
17:56Hello.
17:58So cheerful. Look at you kids.
18:00It's time to film our real estate commercials
18:02with our real estate guru,
18:04and real estate superstar, Tracy Tudor.
18:06This is Tracy Tudor.
18:08Hi, Tracy.
18:10She's gonna be our real estate guru of the day.
18:12Honey, Chanel and I are ready to heat your soul
18:14and serve you up an incredible
18:1613,000-square-foot haunted estate.
18:18Tell us a little bit about your company.
18:20Give us the setup.
18:22We're dead and pretty, so together,
18:24pretty dead reality.
18:26Love it.
18:28We probably have some words of wisdom for our queens.
18:30I'm confident in your sale-ability.
18:32Thank you so much.
18:34If you're not buying it, we're not buying it.
18:36Right?
18:38All right, well, take us away.
18:40Let's see what you've got to sell.
18:42And action.
18:44Well, hello there, and welcome to sunny Salem, Oregon.
18:46Oh, I said Oregon.
18:48There's one there, too.
18:50I'm worried about my partner.
18:52I wish we would've gone through the script
18:54a couple more times,
18:56but Chanel was really focused on the costumes.
18:58Oh!
19:00Oh!
19:02It's her first day.
19:06Located at 666 Ravenswood Corner.
19:08There's no better time to buy
19:10than right now!
19:12Fantastic.
19:14We can just keep going.
19:16And action.
19:18The home features a grand foyer
19:20with peeling paint and crumbling tiles.
19:22Now talk about shabby chic.
19:24Cut.
19:26There's a lot of real estate talk
19:28that we have to memorize in this script that we did,
19:30but me being a Las Vegas showgirl,
19:32I'm always prepared, so let's do this shit.
19:34Salem is a hot market.
19:36A deluxe chef's kitchen.
19:38A fully furnished basement.
19:40A motivated and terrified seller.
19:42Turnkey property.
19:44You can't put a price on luxury.
19:46Your real estate knowledge is, like, baffling.
19:48You guys could sell real estate in L.A.
19:52No!
19:54Hello, ladies.
19:56How you doing?
19:58Tell us about you two gals, Sarah Jo and Becky Sue.
20:00Well, we're from the Gator Glades.
20:02She is my cousin and my sister-in-law.
20:04I'm still doing the math.
20:06I'm still doing the math myself.
20:08Okay.
20:10Action.
20:12When you gotta go to the bathroom,
20:14it's only a boat ride across the swamp.
20:16We advise you not to go after 7 p.m.
20:18Oh, that's how we lost Uncle Ray there.
20:20Cut.
20:22I'm on point.
20:24You love the ciggy in the mouth.
20:26That's a great prop.
20:28And action.
20:30Come see us at Swamp Pussy Realty
20:32where we keep it in the family.
20:34Get it, get it, get it, get it.
20:36Keep it in the family.
20:38Yes.
20:40Perfection.
20:42Quite a creative name for the brokery.
20:44I like it.
20:46Honey, ain't nobody do country better than Vanj and Angie.
20:48So, Roxanne Plastique, bring it on, bitch.
20:50Tell us your name and where do you guys work?
20:52I'm Mary Jo.
20:54And I'm Betty Jo.
20:56We work at Keep It Coming.
20:58Real estate.
21:00Are you pregnant or just too much beer?
21:02Nine months later, I'm still wondering.
21:04It's a medical mystery.
21:06Okay.
21:08I'm playing Mary Jo, Betty Jo's older sister.
21:10She's not smart, but definitely is running the company.
21:12And action.
21:14Population in Tumbleweed is rising.
21:16Great.
21:18She's the complete wild child in this little duo.
21:20This property is a must-see exclusive.
21:22You're killing it.
21:24Just stay in it and keep going for it.
21:26So, Plastique needs to go full out to make this work.
21:28Don't let this opportunity pass you by.
21:30Plastique, let's do that again,
21:32just, like, a little more enthusiastic.
21:34Lean into it. Be fearless.
21:36Okay. Bigger.
21:38Don't let this opportunity pass you by.
21:40Okay, let's go back.
21:42Just enunciate a little more.
21:44I think the accent's getting a little funky.
21:46Reset.
21:48Let's get this badge for charity.
21:50I have faith in my heart
21:52that I'm more than just a pretty face.
21:54I'm determined to be a comedy queen.
21:56So I'm like, okay, I need to let loose.
21:58Just go out there and go berserk.
22:00It includes an open floor plan.
22:04Do you have a criminal record?
22:06Who cares?
22:10I did not.
22:12The face.
22:14Tell us about where you're selling.
22:16What's your region?
22:18Our region is the Frosty Bits, Alaska.
22:20We flip homes, and we flip fucks.
22:22Oh, my goodness.
22:24Okay.
22:26One question.
22:28What is flip fucking?
22:30Oh.
22:32See, and this goes here, and then that,
22:34and then they flip her.
22:36Got it.
22:38It's an educational program.
22:40Shall we do your commercial?
22:42Action.
22:44Oh, my God.
22:46It's so hot in here.
22:48I need to get out of here now.
22:50Cut.
22:52And then this is when I change.
22:54Okay, and action.
22:56As top real estate moguls have said...
22:58Oh, sorry.
23:00Fuck, I'm so sorry.
23:02That's cut.
23:04Okay, I'm sorry.
23:06So you're doing that line, Georges, right?
23:08Do you want to switch?
23:10Yeah.
23:12And action.
23:14It's cozy for the hoes that never get cold.
23:20And cut.
23:22Make sure that you two each are clear
23:24on which line is whose.
23:26When we were writing it,
23:28we weren't really sure who was going to say what,
23:30so we were just gonna take turns.
23:32Um, I think we're gonna switch it.
23:34Honestly, looking back,
23:36I don't think that was the best idea.
23:38Oh, my God.
23:40Hurry up, bitch.
23:42And cut.
23:44Um, I think we're good.
23:46Are you guys happy with everything?
23:48We love it.
23:50Ew.
23:52This one wasn't as prepared or organized.
23:54Fair.
23:56That's fair.
23:58Whoo!
24:00Greg's getting ready.
24:02I'm already on my heels.
24:04Get in the bed.
24:06Greg is my favorite.
24:08Today we are getting ready to present
24:10our Realtor commercials.
24:12And even though it took a minute
24:14to get in the swing of things,
24:16in my spirit, I feel like me and Gottmik
24:18did a really good job in the end, you know?
24:20And I can't wait to see how it turns out.
24:22Do you feel like this could be the week
24:24to get your first badge, girl?
24:26I thought maybe last week was gonna be the week.
24:28Yeah, but you know what? I mean, who knows?
24:30I actually have to thank you for putting us together
24:32because...
24:34We brought our strengths to the table.
24:36Yeah.
24:38We did the damn thing.
24:40Okay.
24:42I hope that Chanel and I are gonna top two this week.
24:44I haven't won a dime from Trevor Project yet,
24:46and that's frustrating.
24:48I need to bank some money for my charity.
24:50My queen.
24:52My queen.
24:54I feel like we did so good.
24:56Afterwards, I was just feeling, like,
24:58so accomplished with you,
25:00and they gave us such good feedback.
25:02Of course I want to win another badge this week,
25:04but if I have to snip somebody and cut them off,
25:06I honestly don't even know who I would pick.
25:08I already cut off Angie.
25:10It was an eye for an eye.
25:12So at this point, it would be a difficult decision.
25:14I did notice that Zangie and Angie
25:16were kind of dressed similar.
25:18They were very country.
25:20You know, I'm from Florida, girl.
25:22They don't have really southern accents in Florida at all.
25:24Uh-huh.
25:26What happened with Florida?
25:28Florida is not known for being country.
25:30We're talking about how we kind of had, like,
25:32the same outfit on.
25:34Right, not about y'all talking about everybody else.
25:36Oh, here she go.
25:38Well, I'm saying, why are you talking about Florida?
25:40Because I'm from Florida.
25:42Florida is, like, the most southern state,
25:44but we're not going around honky-tonky.
25:46But y'all did Texas.
25:48Instead of talking about y'all, y'all compared y'all to ours.
25:50Well, someone got defensive.
25:52Here go Waxy with the undercover shade.
25:54Girl, fuck that.
25:56I'm from St. Cloud, Florida.
25:58Trailer Park.
26:00I don't know why they even talking about Florida.
26:02Girl, one week without her being on my team, she's against me.
26:04In order to put themselves up,
26:06they have to, like, talk about everybody else's.
26:08Just let them.
26:10Because you slayed, I'm sure.
26:12Anyway, I'm not even gonna talk about it.
26:14What was that about?
26:16Don't care.
26:18Shit's getting gaggy.
26:20Andrea, if you win today, even though you're cut off,
26:22who would you cut off?
26:24If I'm being honest, I've been cut off twice.
26:26I've been cut off the most.
26:28So I feel like I have a few people in mind.
26:30Oh, yeah.
26:32Perhaps I'm one of the people that cut me.
26:34But wouldn't be out of spite.
26:36Well, you know what?
26:38Coincidentally, those people do have the most badges.
26:40So they are still threats to me.
26:46Rapunzel targets.
26:48Yeah.
26:50We both have two badges.
26:52Me and Roxy.
26:54We're definitely targets.
26:56Benji, you know we weren't.
26:58I was just talking about Florida.
27:00Well, of course, probably.
27:02Had nothing to do with your team or any of that.
27:04Because I'm not here to do that shit.
27:06You should know better.
27:08Girl, I get annoyed.
27:10Honey, I'm passionate. I'm Puerto Rican.
27:12I'm like, bitch, if I hear something, I'm gonna say something.
27:14I don't want to put too much of a target on myself.
27:16So I'm trying to keep my mouth shut
27:18and shut the fuck up and stop arguing with everybody.
27:20But it is what it is.
27:22I'm done with that.
27:24What is this competition turning us into, you guys?
27:26Oh, my God.
27:28Stop fighting.
27:30Please stop fighting.
27:34Welcome to the main stage
27:36of RuPaul's Drag Race All Stars.
27:38The star of Selling South Plainfield,
27:40Michelle Visage.
27:42Hey, Ru, what is a real estate agent's
27:44favorite type of music?
27:46I don't know.
27:48House music.
27:50The host
27:52of Love It or Fist It,
27:54Carson Kressley.
27:56Oh, hey, Ru, what kind of monster
27:58eats houses?
28:00I don't know.
28:02Godzilla.
28:04And the host
28:06of This Old Whore,
28:08the fantastic Alec Mafa.
28:10Hey, Ru, what do you call
28:12a pirate who designs houses?
28:14I don't know.
28:16An architect.
28:18This week we challenge our queens
28:20to drag up hot property
28:22packages. And tonight on the runway,
28:24category is
28:26Day to Night Reveal.
28:28All stars, start your engines
28:30and may the best drag queen win.
28:34Category is Day to Night
28:36Reveal. Up first,
28:38Nina West.
28:40Maria, the nunnery isn't to be used as a
28:42sanctuary. What is a chicun's face?
28:44I am a nun
28:46by day and showgirl
28:48at night. Oh, she's kicking the habit.
28:50Yes, she is.
28:52In the true Nina West style,
28:54it's a dress with a message.
28:56Ooh!
28:58I'm taking on an institution
29:00that has often criminalized
29:02and crippled our community.
29:04This is truly who I am. It's an outfit with a statement.
29:06Are you there, God? It's me,
29:08Nina West.
29:12Up next, Chanel.
29:14Chanel is on the case.
29:16I am the number one
29:18executive at RuPaul's Studios.
29:20Now it's time for the
29:22evening gala.
29:24Drop it like it's red hot.
29:26And I look stupidly
29:28gorgeous. I feel
29:30like a million bucks.
29:32She's off to her night job at Deal or No Deal.
29:34Up next,
29:36Plastique Tierra.
29:38Come on, full geish.
29:40I am this beautiful,
29:42glamorous geisha.
29:44I want in on her for Britain City.
29:46But then,
29:48boom, Plastique Chromatica.
29:50Wow.
29:52From geisha to samurai in one simple change.
29:54Wow. It's giving
29:56AI, it's giving doll, it's giving
29:58dangerous, it's giving artificial fashion.
30:00She has a point.
30:02Actually, two of them. Yes.
30:04Up next,
30:06Roxy Andrews.
30:08You know, on a clear day, you can see Pacoima.
30:10She
30:12is a 50s housewife doll.
30:14And baby, this doll is full of surprises.
30:16Doris Daytonite.
30:18I made this outfit myself.
30:20It's just something I take
30:22such pride in. I'm an all-star, and this is
30:24why I'm here. If she doesn't win,
30:26she should definitely get the Constellation Prize.
30:28Yeah.
30:30Up next, got me.
30:32Zooted and booted.
30:34I am just the most basic,
30:36normal, everyday,
30:38nine-to-five man.
30:40Oh!
30:42Victor Victoria Secret.
30:46Peekaboo, gorge.
30:48This business woman has assets, honey.
30:50She's got
30:52a head for business
30:54and an ass for sin.
30:58Up next, Georgia.
31:00Sex and the city.
31:02For my day-to-night reveal, I'm living my
31:0470s fantasy. I'm wearing this
31:06sickening white dress, just being
31:08cutesy-bootsy. And then, when it
31:10comes nighttime, it's a disco mama.
31:12Oh, this girl has spun
31:14out of control. Welcome to
31:16the Fringe Festival. Bitch, I'm feeling so
31:18sickening. My body's all golden,
31:20and I feel very 70s.
31:22Come on, solid gold dancer. Yes.
31:26Up next, Nigeria.
31:28Paris Van Michaels.
31:30Yes, it's an Erykah Badu,
31:32not an Erykah Badon.
31:34I am sauntering down the runway,
31:36okay? I am filling my oats and
31:38revealing to a beautiful gown.
31:40Oh, well, the cat's out of the bag now.
31:42Definitely.
31:44Hippies, chick, beautiful gown,
31:46chick, mug, chick.
31:48I feel like the ultimate motherfucking
31:50drag goddess.
31:52Now, if she'd only shaved the other arm.
31:56Up next,
31:58is Mangie.
32:00Oh, she makes a very pretty woman.
32:02I'm bringing you
32:04the ultimate romantic movie
32:06pretty woman. Big mistake.
32:08Huge. Huge.
32:10I'm looking expensive with my little
32:12shopping bag. This ain't her first
32:14rodeo drive.
32:16Now it's time for my date. And I got my little red gown
32:18just like Julia Roberts.
32:20Looking like old rich money.
32:22The around-the-way girls, move it up.
32:24Don't forget, she doesn't kiss on the lips.
32:26Welcome, queens.
32:28Let's look at your hot property
32:30packages. First up,
32:32Nina and Chanel.
32:34Pretty dead realty.
32:36Hi there,
32:38and welcome to sunny Salem.
32:40My name is Cassandra
32:42Carla. And I'm Yvonne
32:44Gracie, too.
32:46School friends, Salem is a town
32:48like no other. And you can't
32:50beat the weather.
32:52And you can't beat the weather.
32:54And you can't beat the weather.
32:56Seasonal depression? We've got it!
32:58And these home deals
33:00will have you screaming!
33:04Built during the height of
33:06the Salem witch trials, this charming
33:08estate has a very motivated
33:10and terrified seller ready to make a
33:12deal with the devil. And you!
33:14Could you just die?
33:16And you may have
33:18to to get in on this deal.
33:20The home features a grand
33:22foyer with peeling paint and crumbling
33:24tiles. Now talk about shabby chic!
33:26Also, a deluxe
33:28chef's kitchen complete with a walk-in
33:30oven and giant meat locker.
33:32It also
33:34has a ballroom with its very
33:36own piano, played
33:3824 hours a day
33:40by, of course, the ghost of
33:42Liberace!
33:44Follow
33:46the dark, winding road to
33:48your very own four-car garage, perfect
33:50for when she already done had herses
33:52for his and her hearses!
33:54Now, sure, you can't put a price
33:56on luxury, but we'll
33:58sell it for a simple price of
34:00your soul!
34:02What a deal!
34:04Pretty dead realty!
34:06We know how to nail
34:08them in Salem!
34:12Up next, Plastique
34:14and Roxy, Keeper
34:16Cummins Real Estate.
34:18Let's take a look.
34:22Hi!
34:24I'm Mary Jo! And I'm
34:26Betty Jo! From the Keeper
34:28Cummins Real Estate in Tumbleweed,
34:30Texas. Cause once you come,
34:32you can't help but Keeper
34:34Cummin! Do you have
34:36no credit? Who cares?
34:38Do you have a criminal
34:40record? Who cares?
34:42Just give us your social security number
34:44and your mother's maiden name and we'll
34:46do the rest. I live!
34:48I gotta
34:50get this here one-of-a-kind
34:52home! For a small price of
34:54two meals and one doggy!
34:56This here is your future
34:58humble abode!
35:00Well, there it
35:02is! It includes
35:04an open floor plan!
35:06It's as open as Betty Jo's legs at the
35:08saloon's second stall on a Wednesday night!
35:10Mary Jo!
35:12Where's the light?
35:14You might be asking yourself,
35:16how many bathrooms?
35:18Well, none!
35:20But what you do get is this here
35:22outhouse, where you can be
35:24shittin' while you pissin'!
35:26Shittin' while you pissin'!
35:28At the same time!
35:30Why should you live here, you ask?
35:32Well, that's a stupid
35:34question! Why not?
35:38Don't forget, I'm Mary Jo!
35:40And I'm Betty Jo! From the
35:42Keep a-Comin' Real Estate!
35:44Cause once you come,
35:46you just can't help but keep a-comin'!
35:48Y'all come back now,
35:50ya hear?
35:52Oh my god!
35:56Up next, we've got
35:58Mick and George's, Cher
36:00and Tiff Real Estate.
36:02Take a look.
36:04Is this you? Oh my god!
36:06It's so hot in here! Somebody help me!
36:08Please! Well, do we
36:10have the property for you?
36:12Driven to be the best!
36:14Hi!
36:16I'm Cheryl Lynn. And I'm
36:18Tiffany. And we're from Cher and Tiff
36:20Real Estate. We're sisters
36:22who flip homes and flip fucks.
36:24Ha ha ha ha!
36:26We are in frosty
36:28tits Alaska. Girl,
36:30it's a bit! Ugh, whatever.
36:32You can get this
36:34spacious igloo for the cool price of
36:36a bag of ice!
36:38You may say,
36:40it's just ice, but this
36:42location has it all.
36:44Relaxing
36:46outdoor plunge pools.
36:48Ooh!
36:50Outdoor plumbing with a view!
36:52Oh!
36:54Unpredictable stairs.
36:56Whoa!
36:58Hope you have insurance.
37:00Fabulous ground transportation.
37:02What better way to get some head
37:04than on a sled? Hurry up, bitch!
37:06I got some dick to suck! Push, push, push,
37:08bitch! Have you ever wanted to
37:10sit by a big hole while fish
37:12stare at you? Literally?
37:14All the time! Well, you should move
37:16to frosty tits! Girl,
37:18it's a bit!
37:20Now get out there and
37:22go flip fuck!
37:24It's the right time and this is the place
37:26to be! Ooh!
37:28Chop!
37:30And last but not least,
37:32Angie and Vanjie. Swamp
37:34Pussy Realty.
37:36Take a look.
37:38Are you
37:40a retired Republican?
37:42And are you looking for somewhere to spend your last
37:44days? Well, look no further!
37:46I'm Sarah Jo, and this is my cousin
37:48Becky Sue. And I'm also her sister-in-law.
37:50And together we are
37:52Swamp Pussy Realty!
37:54Where we keep it in the family.
37:56You will love living here
37:58at Gator Glade, where a growing population
38:00of 36 people, they're all
38:02related. It's always super duper
38:04hot, and the best part,
38:06ain't no gay people!
38:08If all
38:10this sounds good to you, then today
38:12is your lucky day!
38:14Cause we have a property that's spreading
38:16right now!
38:18It's not a shack! It's not a
38:20shacktoe! It's a shacktoe!
38:22Oh!
38:24See what we did there?
38:26Alright! This lovely, spacious
38:28100 square foot home
38:30has an air mattress
38:32that was owned by the previous owner,
38:34sorry, and a lovely
38:36mosquito net. Now, ain't that fancy?
38:38And when you gotta go to the bathroom,
38:40it's only a boat ride across the swamp!
38:42We advise you not to go after
38:447pm. That's how we lost
38:46Uncle Ray there. Oh, let's pull
38:48one out for him. He's a big
38:50one. Oh, he's a big one.
38:52Oh yeah!
38:54Well,
38:56look at me hanging this man.
38:58This cozy shacktoe is on the market
39:00for the low, low price of $300
39:02and a pack of cigs.
39:04So don't you wait! Come get it
39:06today and come see us at
39:08Swamp Pussy Realty!
39:10Where we keep it in the family!
39:12Keep it in the family!
39:14Keep it in the family!
39:16Keep it in the family!
39:18Oh my
39:20gosh!
39:22Welcome back,
39:24All Stars. Tonight,
39:26I'll name the top two All Stars of the week.
39:28Each will receive
39:30a beautiful benefactress badge.
39:32Time for the judges' critiques.
39:34Let's start with Nina West
39:36and Chanel. First of all, I love
39:38real estate. Zillow is my porn, so I
39:40was really into this.
39:42You guys really
39:44embraced the whole real estate of it all.
39:46The writing was so delicious,
39:48and you were so fun to direct.
39:50You're both such great entertainers, and you
39:52really brought that to this challenge. Thank you.
39:54Chanel, your runway was super
39:56fabulous and glamorous, as Chanel
39:58always is. Appreciate that.
40:00What you do so well is presentation,
40:02and I think the way you presented this look
40:04on the runway was at the very top.
40:06Thank you. Nina, you always have a
40:08theme. You followed it through from your
40:10flying nun to your stained glass to your
40:12goddess and drag queen moment. It was
40:14fun and camp and adorable
40:16as always. The only thing that would
40:18have made this a little bit better was you didn't need the
40:20things on your shoes. Totally agree.
40:22Next up is Plastique and
40:24Roxy. This is the comedy duo
40:26that I didn't know I needed.
40:28You were so
40:30funny together. Roxy, I love queens
40:32who are not afraid of looking
40:34stupid. I mean, you just
40:36went there with a Tina Turner wig and a blacked
40:38out tooth. You had a good
40:40time. You looked amazing. You were
40:42the straight guy to her foil. Plastique,
40:44I was so blown away
40:46by what you did.
40:48I was so proud of you for
40:50allowing yourself to get
40:52ugly and to get crunchy and to have
40:54fun. Thank you.
40:56These runway looks, I mean,
40:58Roxy, you gave us literally
41:00daytime to evening.
41:02Such a chic look and the print is all
41:04very Dolce & Gabbana to me.
41:06It's just gorgeous. Thank you. Roxy, did
41:08you make this outfit? Yes, ma'am. Oh, it's
41:10just so beautiful. And then
41:12Plastique, this was an extravaganza
41:14of glamour. The purple number
41:16had such flow and such drama on the
41:18stage. And then you gave us the total
41:20opposite of that. This pared down
41:22warrior, modern armor,
41:24bodysuit. I love those knives.
41:26I didn't know whether you were going to cut a bitch
41:28or open your mail.
41:30Boy, did I laugh
41:32out loud. So funny and
41:34so unexpected from
41:36Miss Plastique. This was
41:38a tour de force. This was outrageous.
41:40Thank you, ladies.
41:42Thank you so much. Up next,
41:44Georges and Gottmik.
41:46Originally, you started out
41:48as the flip fuckers. And I was like,
41:50flip fucker, I'm in.
41:52But then I didn't feel like it
41:54went anywhere past that.
41:56Having said that, you were both so confident
41:58in your delivery. Gottmik,
42:00you were so theatrical.
42:02Georges, I loved your wardrobe changes.
42:04I thought you embraced the character. I just
42:06think you could go even further.
42:08You two were adorable together. It's just
42:10comparatively of how ridiculous these
42:12kids were. You need to just take the
42:14caliber of it to the stratosphere.
42:16Absolutely. But the runway
42:18looks, Gottmik, I think we all
42:20were, as the kids say, gagged and gooped
42:22when you turned around. And that's
42:24what a reveal is all about.
42:26Georges, this look is so adorable.
42:28Thank you. Where you're going in the daytime
42:30in the first look, I have no idea.
42:32But you're certainly somebody who I would hang
42:34out with during the day. Absolutely
42:36dynamic.
42:38Georges, are you feeling some kind of way?
42:40Yes.
42:42I just like...
42:44I just feel like I keep on letting you
42:46down and like...
42:48Georges, you killed it. It's just so embarrassing.
42:50No, you literally did so good. What are you talking
42:52about? I'm sorry.
42:54You don't have to apologize.
42:56Part of this process is
42:58to break down and then to build back
43:00up. But we're here to tell you
43:02that you have it. You've got it.
43:04You know, every time I see you do that thing
43:06with your hands where you go like this.
43:08That is fucking hilarious.
43:10You know, Georges, in drag, out of
43:12drag, you are gay, gay, gay,
43:14gay, gay, gay.
43:16And so if you were to
43:18play someone really butch...
43:20Like a foreman on a construction site? Yes.
43:22You'd be doing all of this.
43:24And what's the other thing? Oh, you'd do
43:26this.
43:32That would be so hilarious
43:34for you. That is where
43:36your comedy lies.
43:38Thank you, Ru.
43:40Thank you, guys. Thank you.
43:42Up next, Angeria
43:44and Miss Fangy. Well, Swamp
43:46Pussy Realty, I don't know if your pussies
43:48were on fire, but they were very muggy.
43:50And I enjoyed it.
43:52What I liked about you two,
43:54you went in, you leaned heavy on the stupid.
43:56It was funny, hillbillies,
43:58chick, and yet different
44:00from Plastique and Roxy.
44:02Angeria, there's a warmth in you that just comes
44:04out and you have that genuine country
44:06voice that really served you well in this.
44:08Fangy, when you act or do
44:10improvs, you feel the need to put on a
44:12voice. How did I put on a
44:14voice? That's my voice!
44:16Today
44:18is your lucky day! And you go...
44:22And it kills me every
44:24time. It's so distinctive
44:26and it's a billion dollar asset.
44:28And Fangy, the Julia Roberts
44:30references on the runway were so
44:32hot on. Dressing like this shows off a
44:34different elegant side of you. That's
44:36really exciting. Our little Fangy
44:38has grown all up. She's a
44:40pretty woman now.
44:42Angeria, I love a mixed pattern
44:44but this is three patterns in a row.
44:46So I almost wish that turban part was black.
44:48Michelle's right about the headband, but I can forgive
44:50that because everything there is just
44:52so gorgeous, so
44:54eloquent. And you are such
44:56a pro at selling the garment.
44:58And when you presented this, it just
45:00flowed so beautifully. And it has
45:02glamour and sophistication.
45:04Thank you! Love it, love it, love it.
45:06Thank you, Mama. Thank you, All Stars.
45:08I think we've heard enough. While you untuck
45:10backstage, the judges and I
45:12will deliberate. You may leave the stage.
45:18Now we need to choose the top two All Stars
45:20of the week. Now just between us
45:22girlfriends, what do
45:24you think? Nina and Chanel
45:26as Pretty Dead Realty stood out
45:28to me because they were playing with the macabre.
45:30They were giving us the Addams Family, the Munsters.
45:32I thought it was really hokey and really
45:34funny. Yeah, I agree that the concept
45:36was well thought out, but I felt
45:38they kept hitting the same note. How many
45:40macabre, dead people
45:42jokes can I get in there? More!
45:44I felt like I was watching a TV pilot for Bring Back My
45:46Ghouls. It was beautiful.
45:48The performance was spooktacular.
45:50And then their runway looks,
45:52I like them. They're not my favorite of the night.
45:54Yeah, yeah. I laughed
45:56out loud at Plastique
45:58and Roxy. I thought they were
46:00hilarious and really unexpected
46:02because of Plastique's magnanimous
46:04performance. And their runway
46:06looks were unbeatable tonight. Both
46:08the creations that Plastique wore were
46:10beyond. The fact that
46:12Roxy made that outfit, that it was
46:14reversible, unbelievable.
46:16And Jeria and Vanjie, they were both so
46:18much fun on the runway and in their sketch.
46:20Their chemistry together, so great
46:22and the concept they came up with
46:24it was perfect. Vanjie was giving us, you know,
46:26elegant, pretty woman. And that range
46:28is exactly what you hope to see when
46:30someone comes back to All Stars. I love
46:32Angeria. I love how she works that runway.
46:34I thought the dress was great. I thought the presentation
46:36was even better. Alright, silence!
46:38I've made my decision.
46:40Bring Back My All Stars.
46:42Welcome back, All Stars.
46:44Based on your hot property
46:46packages and
46:48your day to night
46:50runway presentations,
46:52I've made some decisions.
46:54The top two All Stars
46:56of the week are
47:02Plastique
47:04and Roxy Andrews.
47:12Congratulations.
47:14Thank you, thank you, thank you. You've each earned
47:16a beautiful benefactress badge.
47:18And you're both
47:20one step closer to winning
47:22the $200,000 grand
47:24prize for your charity.
47:26Thank you so much. Ladykins, the rest
47:28of you can take a seat. Thank you.
47:30Thank you. Thank you.
47:32Congratulations!
47:34Mwah!
47:36You're funky, huh?
47:38My queen!
47:40To All Stars, stand before me.
47:42Ladies, this is your chance to
47:44impress me, win $10,000
47:46for your charity
47:48and earn the power
47:50to cut off one of your fellow
47:52queens from receiving
47:54a beautiful benefactress badge
47:56next week.
47:58The time
48:00has come for you
48:02to lip sync
48:04for your
48:06charity!
48:08It's the Battle of the Dolls
48:10and, bitch,
48:12I'm excited. Yes, I want to get some coins
48:14for the Asian American Foundation.
48:16I don't want any money for my charity yet.
48:18Good luck, and
48:20don't fuck it
48:22up.
48:46$10,000
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49:58$10,000
50:00Yes Gorgeous,
50:02all stars, I've made my decision.
50:04Congratulations, you're a winner, baby.
50:07You've won a cash tip of $10,000 for your charity,
50:17Miracle of Love.
50:19Plastique, you are free to slay another day.
50:22Damn, no lip sync wins yet.
50:26But you know what?
50:27Roxy Andrews is an undefeated lip sync assassin,
50:31which makes me feel a little bit better.
50:34All stars, please join Roxy on stage.
50:43Roxy, with great power comes great responsibility.
50:47Using the ruby snippers,
50:51you need to decide which of your fellow queens
50:54you'll cut off from receiving
50:57a beautiful benefactress badge next week.
51:01Roxy, which sister will you scissor?
51:05Last week, I was just like, okay,
51:07Angeria cut me, so first chance I get,
51:09I'm gonna cut her, easy breezy.
51:11Eye for an eye.
51:12Now, that's done.
51:14And I don't know who I'm gonna snip.
51:16It's completely breaking my heart to have to do this.
51:19Drew, I'm not gonna look at anybody.
51:24All I need to know is where Nina is.
51:26Oh my God!
51:28Ho, ho, ho!
51:30Where's Nina?
51:31I'm at the end.
51:32I'm at the end.
51:33I'm at the end.
51:34No, stop talking, I honestly don't know where y'all are.
51:36I'm over here.
51:38I just gave her a badge last week.
51:40What would you like for Christmas, Roxy?
51:42Please don't cut me off.
51:48I don't know if I can do this,
51:49but this is a part of the game.
51:51So, fuck it, wherever I land is gonna be the girl.
51:55Go the other way.
51:55You found her.
51:56Christmas is coming.
51:57Oh, no, come back.
52:02Snip, snip, bitch.
52:03Oh my God.
52:07Is this being serious?
52:08Turn around.
52:10I don't want to.
52:15What is it?
52:17No, no, no, no, wait.
52:20Not your final answer?
52:22It's Ingeria.
52:23No, she just got cut.
52:25I'm not cutting Ingeria.
52:25I'm not.
52:27I don't fucking know, man.
52:35Cut someone, do it.
52:37Whatever I do, somebody's gonna be mad.
52:39Well, probably not as mad as Ingeria.
52:43You have five other choices.
52:48I'm sorry, I just,
52:52just because of badges, I'll pick Mick.
52:55I'm so sorry, Mick.
53:00I'm taking this better than Roxy, which is crazy.
53:03Like, hello, I'm the one cut off, honey.
53:07It's okay, I promise.
53:08No, it's okay, you've been amazing.
53:09Don't get me wrong, I'm pissed.
53:12But right now, I'm an emotional support queen.
53:15Give me.
53:19It's okay, it's okay.
53:21Got Mick.
53:23You have been given the snip-snip.
53:25You know how this works.
53:26Next week, you can compete and even win.
53:30But Roxy has cut you off
53:32from earning a beautiful benefactress badge.
53:35Condragulations, all-stars, and please remember,
53:38if you can't love yourself,
53:40how in the hell you gonna love somebody else?
53:42Can I get an amen up in here?
53:43Amen!
53:45All right, now let the music play.
53:50All right, now let the music play.