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00:00I'm at the top of the pack now like who would have thought it's like I want to be happy
00:15and jumping for joy but cutting off a mic has broken my heart it's a part of the game
00:19but it's fucking hard congratulations Roxy yes congratulations to both of you for turning
00:28honestly I don't want anybody in the predicament that I just had I didn't want to step anybody
00:33make was just the only possibility in my mind and I fucking live for her man I'm such a fan of her
00:38work but at the end of the day we're here for a charity sis and like that's the most important
00:43thing I know girl but like it's not easy girl if it was me I would have these scissors out like
00:49it was candy bitch everybody's getting a piece if I was at the top I just hope she forgets
00:53hey good hey sis so sorry here we save this seat oh well Roxy is just the saddest front-runner
01:04I've ever seen make I'm honestly so sorry the only choices I went off of was the badges I
01:11was trying to make it as fair as I could and Angie when them scissors landed on your punk ass I said
01:17there is no way I'm not cutting it area the whole room we're like but now let me just say
01:25this if I would have got cut a third time this early I'll be lying if I didn't say it would
01:29have kind of made me question whether it was personal correct and I didn't want you to feel
01:35like that but you knew where you were you were like this you're like I don't know where anyone
01:43is I never opened my eyes and then you were like this and you're like it's interior I don't know
01:49per se if I fully buy that Roxy didn't know where I was in the room all I know is there are so many
01:59emotions and conspiracy theories going on in my head girl and I'm like oh my god I don't know
02:03listen to what to do I don't know I I went like this when y'all all walked up and I said fuck it
02:07wherever I land I'm just gonna snap you really promise I swear to you like to me it just felt
02:17like you like saw it and then you heard our reactions and they're like well I can't do this
02:21I would hope that the girls are believing me but I know Queens I know these holes see my
02:32three badges and they aren't looking for any excuses take me down you got three badges bitch
02:36bitch I came at a price not I'm fucked around and I'm a target I gotta be a target girl they
02:41finna snip snip a bitch let's get messy up in here that's an example what's coming for you
02:50the birds are chirping I'm feeling gayer than before which is crazy do you think you're gonna
03:09get your badge this week bitch yeah but we don't even know what this week's challenge is it's
03:14gonna be a dance challenges I'm shit again I don't know I know you do good morning ladykins
03:27you know in an election year the most important thing any of us can do is vote now as we remind
03:36our viewers at the end of every episode you can go to vote gov to register to vote in fact you
03:44can do it right now go ahead wait oh hey register to vote at vote.gov register to vote at vote.gov
03:55register to vote at vote.gov register to vote at vote.gov now in that spirit for today's mini
04:05challenge I'm conducting a straw poll designed to reveal the tea the whole tea and nothing but
04:12the tea and we are providing poll workers
04:18all-stars here's how our straw poll works I'll ask a question like which Queen is most
04:33likely to sleep through Election Day okay you answer the question by choosing a fellow Queen
04:40or choosing yourself damn each time your answer matches the majority of the group you get a point
04:47in the end the Queen with the most points wins and today the winner receives $2,500 for her charity
04:56and one beautiful benefactors day only in America kids only in America let the straw poll begin
05:10first question which Queen is most likely to run for president oh my gosh everyone except
05:19forgot Mick voted for Nina West madam president Nina West it sounds good which Queen is most
05:30likely to win America's heart with her big juicy ass this ain't no confusion come on
05:37oh it's a clean sweep except for Banshee
05:49which Queen is most likely to be secretary of delusion this is shady all right looks
06:00like the majority voted for Angeria like girl what that's definitely out on left field right
06:10now and I'm just like huh okay which Queen is most likely to deny the outcome of all-stars
06:17nine Roxy well Roxy is from Florida right which Queen is most likely to have never voted in a
06:27presidential election in the lead with 11 points each are Georges and Nina West thou shall not
06:43covet but she's coveting she wants it I want a badge so bad here is your last question which
06:50Queen is most likely to be the secretary of shade Oh child got Mick and Nina West voted
07:02for got Nick but everyone else voted for Roxy yes that means the polls have closed officially
07:14the winner of today's mini challenge is
07:17conjugulations Georges you've won a $2,500 donation to your charity the National Alliance
07:30on Mental Illness thank you courtesy of teammate plus you've also won yourself a beautiful
07:38yes I'm finally in the two badge club and I'm gunning for my third badge my fourth badge give
07:46me all the badges let's thank our poll workers for keeping democracy alive and well thanks guys
07:52all-stars as drag queens we need to come together to support the freedom of speech the freedom of
08:02expression and the freedom to read a bitch to fill for this week's maxi challenge you'll take
08:10turns roasting each other at the National Drag Convention now to help you get roast ready you'll
08:19workshop your material with political strategist Michelle Visage and our extra special guest judge
08:29Hollywood royalty rudely now Georges since you won the straw poll you get to decide the roast
08:38order oh this is gonna be really interesting all-stars start your engines and may the best
08:47drag queen win I'm excited this week we are doing the drag national convention rose
09:02we have to do a roast ladies how y'all feeling about that yes the big question is how are you
09:12gonna determine the order oh my god that's a really good question isn't it oh here we go I
09:19don't want to go first or last going first you have to warm up the whole crowd but that's better
09:23than going last because it's the finale so come on sister I kind of know where I want to go I'm
09:31probably leaning towards the second who you think it'll open honestly I think Chanel will be a great
09:37opener this bitch hosts all the time I feel like you would kick it off really good I wanted to
09:42a lot of people will say someone opening up a show is the most challenging but I am a host for
09:48a living so it just fits and I think who I want to go last will be Nina you want to wrap it up
09:59yeah closer ever since the beginning of the competition Nina has been on my radar she's
10:06the best at these comedy challenges though she's getting the worst spot I have to stop that bitch
10:11in her tracks but you didn't want to go last you know me I mean like I'm not the one who's like out
10:16there roasted and toasted bitches like I'm the one who's kind of like but you were funny as fuck you
10:22wouldn't play this bitch hopefully I can do that can I go third okay okay I like let's just yeah
10:29I guess I'm okay I'll go six yeah okay so miss Chanel you are first I'm second plastic is third
10:37Roxy fourth Vangie's fifth Angie six got make seven oh and Nina laughs so this is a good strategy
10:45and George's this part it's also a terrible strategy for me because like I guess people
10:48see me as the most like seasoned stand-up comedian but I'm not and now I have the pressure of having
10:53to like wrap it up and send it home oh you were smart by putting yourself second sure so what's
10:59your concept of this world honestly RuPaul made it so clear that he wants to see me do a butch
11:05character just gang it up so I'm like should I go out there and like a mustache I think he would
11:11cackle oh my god I know I can be a funny-ass bitch but so far in this competition I keep on
11:18disappointing myself and these comedy challenges I just feel like I keep on letting you down but
11:23Roof has been giving me advice on what I should do with my comedy if you were to play someone
11:28really butch like a foreman on a construction site yes right that would be so hilarious and
11:33this challenge is a great opportunity to apply it I come up to the stage
11:38hopefully it works in my favor I hope nobody takes things personal because I'm going in
11:49are you excited I'm excited I like going on the main stage and chit-chat and they'd be having to
11:58turn to my car turn it off she's doing too much she's running away with it yeah your page is
12:04blank oh you have stuff yeah how do you feel about a rose uh I feel good we did one we did
12:11one on my season they said they like my confidence even if my jokes didn't hit I still said that
12:16joke like it was the funnest thing you had ever heard we are all here tonight to honor one man
12:21well unfortunately that man was unavailable so we got a woman instead I really thought my joke
12:28I was convinced I was convinced y'all did say I was delusional by the way why you say I was
12:35delusional you know what delusional is bitch go and google it I ain't gonna tell you
12:40I'm feeling the pressure a little bit I was just gonna say if I was you I'd feel so much pressure
12:47thanks Roxy no cuz I felt it for the sewing challenge I think the misnomer here is that
12:52I am the comedy girl but I'm not an insult comment you're a be kind kind of girl yeah
12:57that last spot is like it's a lot of pressure yeah so I'm trying to like make sure that I
13:03rise to the level of the challenge and also rise the level of what the room thinks I'm gonna do
13:07miss Nina are you stressed a little bit yeah a little bit I mean you gave everyone else a spot
13:15they wanted and you put me in the end I'll remember that as the game unfolds oh I remember
13:20that George's is playing strategically and so if I had the power to get the Ruby snippers I would
13:27be mindful of that and I will act accordingly mama is ready to play it's a reason Queen get
13:32to read this ruda I'm so glad you're here with us today you're not nearly as glad as I am
13:38here comes you now wah-wah it's time that we get to workshop our roast with Michelle and with
13:49rudely Chanel meet rudely rudely meet Chanel I'm happy to see you likewise rudely is so iconic so
13:59legendary and I know her body of work she is a star you know I had the joy of doing a film and
14:07being the leading lady to Frank Sinatra Dean Martin Sammy Davis Peter Lawford the Crosby boys
14:12and damn it I didn't sleep with anyone I'm going to be her one day I love her oh I just love her
14:21rue I have to thank you for having all of us back and quite frankly thank you to the Queens
14:26that are finally learning to shave their back bitch I am ready to open up this rose because
14:32tell me how many badges do I have I have zero badges I want to win this now Roxy your season
14:41season five we struggled a little bit with the rose struggle on five we struggled on all stars
14:45too how the fuck can I call you my mom if you're as old as my grandpa I suck more than Michelle
14:51massage at a truck stop with a real with a with a glory hole right so what jokes do you have for
14:58us Nina I saw you on secret celebrity drag race is the real secret that you're not a celebrity
15:05as one of the most beloved Queens of all time how can we top Banji I guess I'll ask Brooklyn Heights
15:13for tips Roxy you've got good stuff but you need to focus on your delivery mm-hmm and please don't
15:20race through your punchlines yeah don't get nervous you got this the pressure is pressuring
15:27okay I'm the bitch with the most badges if I do not win this week there's a strong possibility
15:33them snippers is gonna come to me and she you sleep a lot in this competition but so are me
15:37and the other girls one badge bitch I didn't get that okay it up cuz your audience won't know
15:42diddly-squat about that Angie I'm willing to bet a bad you getting a check out of the government
15:47okay what I didn't understand a word okay slow down pace yourself I truly haven't seen this many
15:54gay outcasts together since I got gang banged by the cast of glee gang bang might be a lot
15:59I'm probably gonna still say gang bang you know I bet Carson's love life is much like my track
16:06record in this competition you just keep getting cut off it's cute cute you could be funnier and
16:14you can go deeper okay got it hold on wait hold on that's all right okay I know you like to tell
16:25jokes mm-hmm I look at your face and you've been struggling a little bit up here yes it's a tough
16:30one yes I it is it's been a tough one because child the girls keep trying to cut me off because
16:36you're good what you need to do is go if I wasn't good they wouldn't give a shit no matter how
16:41wonderful the sisters are yeah they can get bitchy that's it yeah don't forget what you came here to
16:47do and who you are when I tell you I really needed to hear that I do feel like I've been getting a
16:53little too caught up in the snipping and stuff and counting my feelings about it but at the end of
16:57the day we're playing a game we're in a race and I need to win another challenge and I know that I
17:03am a funny bitch and funny bitch equates to comedy challenge winner you know I'm saying I got
17:11homework to do but I'm yeah yeah you do I'm gonna get it together hello handsome devil you I just
17:19want to jump right into it and see what you got George's is truly impossible to underestimate you
17:24because why oh it's impossible to overestimate you or is it either one of them pays off right
17:33yeah okay you know plastic is not really shady I just do my own thing I be in my own lane but
17:40that's not really funny in a roast RuPaul one jab punches stabs plastic is not that so plastic you
17:48surprised us last week with your comedy oh thank you are you a goofball in real life I think once
17:53I'm in a character or there's something that I can like lean on I think I can go all the way okay
17:59wait a minute I just won a comedy challenge last week while doing a character maybe this is my
18:07thing what if I play a character so that I can feel like I can't say these things finesse that
18:14up okay yes okay baby thank you thank you bye George just put you last yeah I'm closing this
18:19roast I mean no pressure right you just have to cut top those bitches that were ahead of that's
18:25right there you go throw us some jokes Nina all right Chanel Chanel is here or as our young fans
18:33would say who you know Vanjie I just want to commend you on your choice of charities the
18:40ASPCA now if you can only convince Ru to stop that animal cruelty and give Chanel a badge or
18:46just put the old dog down good Nina good okay okay Rudy would you believe that Nina's in the
18:53nice Queen but we should take that title away today we are getting ready to do our National
19:11Drag Convention roast I'm cut off this week and it really sucks because I killed the roast on my
19:20season I am such a huge fan of you and your work and all of your hit songs but even though I can't
19:30win a badge I want to show everyone that I can still turn this out and win money for my charity
19:36point-blank period dot-com you feeling in your eyebrow no it's cracking my eyebrow oh cuz you
19:43were doing your boy look yes I'm doing my boy look today maybe this might be the start sister
19:48I know something new does anyone else doing a character I'm doing kind of a character you
19:52killed it last week with your character thank you so my idea was like coming out dressed up
19:57like an anime character and then I'll be like oh wait looks like I'm at the wrong convention I
20:02think it's really smart so let's see if it works oh no I tried Tasha salad in my season all-stars
20:07too and it didn't work cuz it's not funny so does anyone know who they're cutting oh someone just
20:17helped me Wow do you feel like you're the target right now you're in the lead bitch if I don't win
20:24this challenge I feel like I'm a definite target I gotta go in here win this but just in case I
20:29don't I need to push that target away from me I mean anybody in here can be like oh well she's
20:33the easy one to cut but you might want to think about the next challenge oh oh very true I feel
20:38like everybody's so good at all that we've been doing we've all been killing it you know we don't
20:42know who's gonna do well Roxy has a point we're just halfway through the competition the badge
20:46count is still so close and all of these queens are threats it could flip on a dime in a second
20:53this is drag race Amy hold on to your wigs I'm paying a real soft today
21:01maybe that's why you're delusional but you chose me for it so can you tell me why yeah why did
21:14everyone pick Andrea I was trying to follow what I thought the room would go does anyone else have
21:18insights to that girl is anybody else gonna say something honestly so I think that most of the
21:30time I feel like you think that you're gonna win some of these challenges I mean you do do good
21:34not gonna say that you don't but like I feel like sometimes I feel like you think that you're gonna
21:38be lip-syncing well the thing is I don't want to be caught off guard yeah like if I get good
21:45critique should I just stay in the same outfit and just say well it's funny sometimes I thought
21:51Georgia's heck my back because she's my season 14 sister but girl clearly the competitive atmosphere
21:58has settled in that's bad because I'm gonna bottle it up bitch and I'm gonna let it all
22:02spew out bitch in the road this shit's just sticky the makeup of the drama yes yes I'm to
22:10the main stage of RuPaul's Drag Race all-stars the house recognizes the gentlewoman from New
22:16Jersey Michelle Visage well if you're calling me gentle then you don't recognize me at all
22:21it's the delegate from Pennsylvania style superstar Carson Kressley now Carson have
22:30you ever stumped for a candidate oh no but I have pegged a pollster and she's been a
22:39Hollywood high roller for seven decades the incomparable Ruda Lee I have always considered
22:48myself a queen I'll be at an old Queen but nevertheless this old Queen is so happy to
22:54be with you thank you it is a dream come true to have you here with us today this week we
23:00challenged our Queens to rock us with their caucus at the National Drag Convention roast
23:07and tonight on the runway category is atomic blonde all-stars start your engines and may the
23:15best drag queen win welcome to the National Drag Convention roast start things off an invocation
23:27from America's reigning drag poet laureate Bob the Drag Queen I deserve that I would like to
23:46read a selection from my book of poetry entitled I know why the Butch Queen Bogues it's morning
23:57in America and I look stunning with strong black voices rising a change is a-coming people
24:08bitching about drag queens while the whole world's crumbling but they need to ask the real question
24:17is the bus still running let's get this roast to cooking shall we thank you all
24:32first up from the great state of Nevada it's Chanel
24:37hello please show all of these absolutely gorgeous ladies all of the love that you have
24:49give it up come on one more time yeah no even for Angeria even for Angeria I know we were all
24:57shocked that she was here too thank you so much Rue for bringing all of us back and thank you to
25:06the Queens that are finally shaving theirs but no seriously everybody here works so hard the cast
25:13and crew behind the scenes truly is putting in every effort forth in getting Nina West into her
25:18corset each and every week Carson Kressley is here with us we love you Carson I hope that you have
25:28the opportunity to thank Michelle Visage for your cheeks because they used to be her tits and I did
25:34have a gay joke that I was gonna throw on you but fuck it the next queen to come out on the stage
25:41Georges it has been an immense pleasure working with you in Las Vegas seeing your lights just big
25:47and bright on the Las Vegas strip which is fabulous because your name has never been seen
25:51on a high school diploma before please put your hands together for gayer than gay herself
26:04oh my god my name is Georges and I'm your friendly neighborhood thug
26:21everybody make some noise for this bitch Chanel mama after hearing that Rose I don't think she's
26:32gonna be getting a badge this week again Nina Wes you really do put the broad and Broadway the
26:44only thing wider than your shoulders is Carson's gaping hole but honestly how would I know I'm
26:53straight oh my god Angeria Paris van Michaels is so country she douches with sweet tea mama
27:04Angeria is so country she eats ass with a side of mustard greens bitch Michelle sup bro hey it's
27:20nice to have a man on the panel before I go I wanted to ask you RuPaul all night are we like
27:28fucking making out later or what if not then get the fuck out of my face bring it to the stage
27:38she goes by the name of tragic I mean plastic Tiara bitch gay bitch Georges is funny
27:47oh my goodness I think I'm at the wrong imaginary convention it's gonna be hard to top Georges but
28:03let's be honest here everyone has topped Georges Georges is so gay she can tell the flavor of a
28:11popsicle by sitting on it got McAteer come on you are so white that if you were a spice you'll be
28:23flower thank you for putting the tea in LGBT trash Nina shoulders are so big she has to use
28:43panorama to take a selfie Roxy Andrews my queen Roxy's ass is so big where she stepped on the
28:53scale it says one person at a time Michelle's vagina is so deep Leah Remini is still hiding
29:05from Scientology in there Michelle your vagina is so black battered and barely holding on it
29:20reminds me of Mama Ru is so old when she was in science class the only elements on the periodic
29:31table were earth wind and fire welcome back to the National Drag Convention roast up next Roxy
29:53Andrews and I'm here to make it clear are you ready yeah Georges my little baby doll she is
30:12as smart as she is tall Nigeria I know your name features the name Paris because you've always
30:25wanted to go there and it also features ban because you've always lived in one bitch your
30:36nose is so long period my mama my queen on season 5 you told us that we get to choose our families
30:47and I've always wanted to ask you what the hell did you choose Michelle you always talk to us
30:54about your inner saboteur but I want to take a moment to highlight your outer saboteur gravity
30:59I love you so much I have so much respect for you Ru because I just know how hard it's been for you
31:06remembering our names I'm Roxy the wig reveal one thank you guys so much I had such a good time
31:29thank you thank you thank you I'm gonna go ahead and let y'all know now I will be using the n-word
31:44oh yes the n-word I haven't seen a bunch of nobodies in the same room in the same time on
31:52thank you RuPaul for that now the other n-word I like to use
31:56Nina Nina it's sad to see you still dealing with the side effects of COVID
32:03the bitch got no taste look at Nina
32:12Georgie is so little and so cute after she give her man head he like to burp her
32:22okay let's get to my good friend Mick Mick looks like uh Jeffrey Dahmer had a drag okay
32:30uh whoopsie daisy while we at it Roxy while Roxy was up here all I kept thinking about
32:37up down up down and I'm not talking about her mood swings I'm talking about her weight okay
32:43this is a roast
32:45okay let me go ahead and stop because I'm probably gonna get cancelled more than I'm
32:55already done got cancelled so let's give it up for the next one she probably just
32:59now realized the jokes I said Angie
33:15please give a round of applause for the cast of the Haunted Mansion
33:23okay first I want to thank Miss Vanjie I must say you look absolutely beautiful tonight
33:29from a distance hey Michelle hey yeah Ru I see you keep bringing your service animal around here
33:38don't you bite me bitch
33:42we have the fabulous Nina West now bitch Nina West is so damn ugly she went to her
33:47proctologist and bitch he just takes his finger and sticks it in her mouth
33:52I ain't lying we have got Mick oh and while I'm thinking about it let me thank tonight's sponsor
34:02Ozempic now Miss Roxy Andrews when I think of your run on season five I think of that song
34:12from Chicago high go the name on everybody's lips is gonna be Jinx
34:23and the last Georges you are always talking about girl I didn't finish school
34:29well if they had a class on sucking dick you would have been the valedictorian bitch
34:34okay I hope you vote for me for whatever the fuck all this is
34:46now I'm gonna go ahead and bring on the next diva ladies and gentlemen God
34:52yeah
35:04how are we doing tonight everyone
35:08I truly have not seen this many gay outcasts together
35:12since I was getting gangbanged by the cast of Glee
35:15and Jerry you look uh really scared right now but do not worry girl
35:23I am not gonna stand up here and badmouth you because clearly God already has
35:30if you don't know anything about me I'm transgender I know thank you thank you so much
35:34but I am not the only person in this room that has transitioned
35:39I was once a girl and Carson was once relevant
35:45my queen you are such a seasoned professional
35:49you are consistently fighting the war on homophobia and subtlety clearly
35:59you guys if you didn't know her resume is insane influencer dancer actor you name it she's fucked it
36:08next up we have Nita West and girl for real your run in hairspray was truly the best you could do
36:18ladies and gentlemen Nita West
36:32good evening everyone and thank you Gollum for being here
36:35everyone and thank you Gollum for bringing me to the stage
36:40oh you know tonight it's tough for me to be up here because you know I'm the nice queen but
36:44since mama asked here we go Chanel is here or as the young drag race fans might call her who
36:54you know Chanel I want to congratulate you on your comeback to all stars
36:58it's pretty amazing because you're so old I didn't know you could come again at all
37:02oh wow I can't believe that all came out of me who am I I truly am a kind queen and I couldn't
37:10stoop so low and be so awful as those rotted hateful twats sitting to my right
37:15it's true they're ugly on the inside and the out and I want to remind you this is the charity season
37:23which would explain why Georges is here Georges has a body that won't quit and a brain that won't
37:30start she's got two brain cells and they're fighting for third place
37:37think about it Georges you'll get there now Plastique Tiara Plastique is so vain she's
37:43even retouched her x-rays oh my god Vanjie is like my favorite appliance a washing machine
37:52she's full of loads
37:54stay kind everybody thank you so much
38:09category is atomic blonde up first Chanel it's Ruta Lee starring in Mad Max
38:17wow my atomic blonde character is kind of a 1950s Marilyn Monroe meets Mad Max post-apocalyptic
38:26she's a tough bitch she's Sheena queen of the underbrush
38:33up next Georges yes Georges O. Williams in the plasmatic my atomic blonde look is inspired by
38:40Miss Tina Turner I also wanted to look like a bad bitch space age warrior oh not only is her
38:47pussy on fire her hands are too can you imagine the knife sharpener that comes to her house
38:55Plastique Tiara I thought this country stopped using straws
39:01I'm a post-apocalyptic half car half human one third bunny straight out of a manga comic book
39:09get into it she's got a set of pipes on her this look is exhausting
39:17yes
39:20Roxy Andrews known in these woods as Danielle Boone yes my atomic blonde look is very warrior
39:28princess in the future with like huge saber-toothed tigers and big ass booty nice beaver thanks I just
39:35had it stuffed she's one of those cougars oh no a coyote up next Miss Vanjie well hello
39:46doily today I'm giving futuristic fifth element Rihanna looking like I probably
39:54got a gluck in my cootie cat I'm looking good crochet you stay
40:02Angeria Paris Van Michaels Zeta Jones I'm giving you some post-apocalyptic
40:08couture on this runway mama it is the end of the world but bitch I'm still gonna be
40:13okay she's here to moss your salad you know Dr. Zismore could take care of those spider veins
40:23up next got Mick your microchip is showing when I heard atomic blonde I instantly thought if I
40:30was the sexiest woman alive and it was the future and I've been through it all and just like battled
40:36it out what would I look like and honey this is it it's your heart out Jamie Summers take that
40:43little cam Nina West does this skirt make my butt look big the inspiration behind my runway look is
40:53really like 1950s and comic book heroes also like a Super Mario Brothers aesthetic I really want to
40:59be outside the box welcome queens tonight I'll name the top two all-stars of the week each will
41:10receive a beautiful benefactory stage now it's time for the judges critiques up first Chanel
41:18you know there was nobody who stunk the room up tonight which is I think a first it is a first
41:23drag race herstory oh my god Chanel you could tell that your years of hosting paid off in the
41:31rose you felt so strong and so in control and you landed some funny jokes thank you the first and
41:38the last spots are the hardest and you handled that so beautifully you're beautiful to boot so
41:45fuck off you look so gorgeous the combination of the super glamorous drag hair with this
41:53doomsday corset look it's just really really well thought out and well executed thank you
41:59up next Georges sup bro I loved your roast you did exactly what everyone was asking you to do
42:08and you just went for it and it works Georges that was so funny you have a whole new act I
42:14think you should call the character Hector okay Hector the OG pleasure
42:18oh Georges I was so proud of you thank you Michelle you're welcome this runway look I love
42:26it it's like if there was a unicorn in the cast of starlight express it would be you
42:31I'm going to borrow it along with Chanel's hair for my date tomorrow night yeah see if I can prick
42:37him I live up next plastique tiara this look it is like a playboy bonnie and the batmobile had a
42:45baby oh and it's very runway it's very fashion I hate white makeup white eyeliner white eyeshadow
42:53and white lashes and this is so amazing thing the demented apocalyptic bunny it's just so plastic
43:01you went for the roast and you really roasted you put Scientology in its proper place
43:08in my vagina brilliant thank you so much up next Roxy Andrews this look I mean I love hairy arms
43:18it's just one of my fetishes it's glamour it's very on brand for you it's sexy it's very prances
43:24with wolves what worked so beautifully for me in your roast is that when you walked out on stage
43:34it was your room you took command I'm very proud of you because this has been your Achilles heel
43:40in this competition and you turned it out thank you up next Miss Vanjie let's start with this
43:46look tonight Vanjie because it's so beautiful it's just fresh and new and new for you and I
43:52love the risks that you're taking in the roast get some great jokes the George's burping joke
43:57incredible and never in my life have I seen red hair being tossed to end a punchline better
44:04than you've ever done thank you up next Angeria well let's talk about this look it has a lot
44:12of personality and you always bring personality with all of your looks Angeria in our coaching
44:17session you look so kind of defeated and we had that little talk I really felt like I was losing
44:22myself and you literally looked at me and said don't lose you you got it and I took everything
44:28you said Ruta and I appreciate it so much of course thank you whatever you needed to do you
44:35did it I thought it was really really strong so you should be proud of yourself you were fantastic
44:40tonight thank you you are naturally funny I'm so proud of you can I borrow that golden white thing
44:46too please you sure can but I don't have the booty to fill it the way you do nor do I have the tits
44:52oh she can loan you that too yeah exactly up next got Mick this Michael Schmidt dress is marvelous
45:01thank you it's so meta you are a trans man in drag had top surgery only to put the surgery back on
45:08and come out here in full femme regalia you're always infusing your story and your experiences
45:14into your drag and it comes out as artistry your roast was sharp and clean well maybe not so clean
45:22but that made it great fun and you had some fun jokes it just you seemed more reserved
45:28before I've seen you come out and like lay it all on the line you're holding back but I always love
45:34to see you because you're funny and you get it thank you thank you up next Nina West tonight
45:41this is super fun I really enjoy you and I love what you bring to this competition the skirt's
45:46giving me a little minions whimsicality but I also think it's elevated thank you you had the
45:53toughest spot to fill I think you could read the phone book and you would fill the spot because
45:59no matter what you do it's great thank you you are so professional and so prepared and you had
46:05some very good jokes the only thing is that you're so prepared don't be afraid to sometimes go off
46:10script yeah but great runway great roast thank you thank you all stars I think we've heard enough
46:16while you enjoy delicious house of love cocktails and mocktails the judges and I will deliberate
46:23you may leave the stage now just between us squirrel friends what do you think we need to
46:29choose the top two all-stars of the week our little Georges became a man tonight right in front of our
46:37I found Georges to be fearless and I saluted her yes Georges listened to the critiques and applied
46:44it to this challenge and it worked and then plastic was one of the funniest tonight and I
46:49did not see that coming her jokes were friggin funny I agree great night for plastic and who
46:54knew she could be as funny as she was yeah Roxy I thought this was a good night for her I loved
47:01loved loved her roast look I know that she was nervous going into this but she had some really
47:06good zingers in there she rose to the occasion and she broke the curse she to me is a star queen no
47:13matter what I adore Chanel strong stage presence strong delivery and beautiful to boot she's a
47:21worker she's efficient at being a host and she did a fantastic job and Syria I'm gonna say that she
47:27was the total package in the roast she had the timing she had the material it was tight it was
47:32edited it was funny it worked yeah she was outstanding I thought she was so full of control
47:37she had zinger after zinger after zinger I just adored Michelle's being ruse service animal
47:44yeah yeah but on the runway this wasn't like the greatest runway look of the night but it is
47:51different for Angeria silence I've made my decision oh I'm scared bring back my all-stars
47:59welcome back all-stars based on your drag convention roast and your atomic blonde
48:05runway presentations I've made some decisions the top two all-stars of the week are
48:12Angeria and Plastique
48:18what
48:21thank you so much
48:24congratulations you've each earned a beautiful benefactress badge and you are both one step
48:31closer to winning the two hundred thousand dollar grand prize for your charity
48:37two all-stars stand before me ladies this is your chance to impress me win ten thousand dollars
48:45for your charity and earn the power to cut off one of your fellow queens from receiving
48:53a beautiful benefactress badge never to be seen again
48:59and earn the power to cut off one of your fellow queens from receiving
49:05a beautiful benefactress badge next week
49:10the time has come for you to lip sync for your charity
49:20good luck and don't fuck it up
49:28la la
49:38birthday
49:59hey
50:14oh
50:29you know
50:53oh
50:54lordy lordy that was a good one all-stars wow I've made my decision
51:10and cheerio congratulations you're a winner baby
51:17you've won a cash tip of ten thousand dollars for your charity the national black justice
51:26coalition plastic you are free to slay another day you may step to the back of the stage thank
51:36you judges queens please join angeria on stage
51:49angeria with great power comes great responsibility using the ruby snippers
51:58which of your fellow queens will you cut off from receiving a beautiful benefactress badge
52:07next week angeria which sister will you scissor
52:14oh girl honey i'm over here just dressed out because i don't know what the fuck
52:19to do in this moment bitch love you girl i bet you do love me
52:27oh shit jesus christ i'm worrying about the aftermath right revenge is a cold bitch
52:37i'm worried about after i cut somebody are they gonna hate me are they gonna be upset are they
52:44gonna cut my lace fronts like girl i'm feeling all of the pressure on my shoulders bitch well
52:49maybe we shouldn't do that um okay can you give me one second to pray about it you can pray but
52:55don't block mommy's camera oh yeah yeah okay bitch i'm stalling the lord hath spoken all
53:04those times they gave you those snippers they did this is your turn to giveth the snippers
53:11away i know lord i know lord okay either way this is gonna come back to bite me
53:24snip snip bitch
53:26wow bitch again i'm over it she better know the doll doesn't forget she turned to 40 but
53:34she ain't got dementia yet all right well it took a long time to get here but we have arrived
53:42thank the lord amen roxy next week you can compete and even win but angeria has cut you
53:50off from earning a beautiful benefactressism badge
53:56contragulations all stars now remember if you can't love yourself how in the hell you're gonna
54:01love somebody else can i get an amen up in here all right now let the music play