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00:00I just want my first beautiful benefactors badge and I have 10k for trans lifeline.
00:18This is why I'm here, period.
00:19I mean, I'm living.
00:20It was just an honor to lip sync with you.
00:21Y'all both turned it up.
00:22I'm so happy.
00:23That we both get badges.
00:24Where she going?
00:25Where she going?
00:26Where she going?
00:27Oh, baby girl.
00:28Angie area.
00:29How you feeling?
00:30I'm fine.
00:31Oh, Isabella.
00:32I'm really sorry.
00:33I'm sorry.
00:34I am feeling very, very sorry.
00:35What's up?
00:36I'm sorry.
00:37I don't know how to speak, but can I see your face?
00:38I'm sorry.
00:39I'm so sorry.
00:40I don't know how to speak.
00:41I'm sorry.
00:42I don't know how to speak.
00:43I feel like I'm just-
00:44She's gonna get a girlfriend.
00:45I'm sorry.
00:46I'm sorry.
00:47I'm sorry.
00:48I'm sorry.
00:49I'm sorry.
00:50I'm sorry.
00:51I'm sorry.
00:52I love you.
00:53I love you extra much.
00:54So you have more badges than many people in the room, so watch it.
00:58Come on.
00:59I love you.
01:00Bitch, you know I'm fucking with you.
01:01I was scared.
01:02Oh my God.
01:03Now tell me why you cut me.
01:04You already won, and we've sewed, we've danced, someday we're going to show our personalities
01:14and comedies and all of that artistry, and you're funny.
01:17Am I?
01:18Yeah?
01:19I think so.
01:20So I cut you.
01:22Thank you for doing my karma for me.
01:23No, I'm just kidding.
01:24Okay.
01:25Okay.
01:26That's all.
01:27I always got you.
01:28I would have cut my ass, too, and it's fine.
01:31Just know that it's a long game and we just get started.
01:34Girl, like, you not just going to cut me and think I'm not going to come after you now.
01:39So just know, got Mick, got my eyes on you, but I'm also not taking my eye off of Miss
01:44Andrews.
01:47I think I would have still done you, Miss Nina.
01:50She is out to get you.
01:52She is fully out to get you.
01:54Girl, I know this bitch is cooking up something, and I'm like-
01:57It's under that dress.
01:58It's under this fucking lipstick dress.
02:00Literally, I feel like you're going to let us have it.
02:02If it's like a comedy, skit, roast, improv, like, that's what you do.
02:06That's what I do.
02:07Damn, Georgia, she coming for Nina.
02:10It's true, though.
02:12But I get it, because Nina is a threat.
02:14She's really good.
02:16So what are we doing to get back at this bitch?
02:19I guess we just got to be better, girl.
02:23I want a badge so bad.
02:24I want to pin it on.
02:25I want to wear it.
02:26I want to flash it.
02:27I want to walk into the workroom and shake my tie-ties for the benefactor bitch.
02:30Yes, I want it.
02:31Come on, benefactor bitch.
02:33What do you think the next challenge is?
02:35Oh, acting.
02:36For sure.
02:37Do you think it's Snatch Game?
02:38No, I don't think it's- I don't think it would be Snatch Game this early.
02:43I'm excited for my character.
02:44I'm going to try him.
02:45You said I'm going to try him.
02:46Mm-hmm.
02:47So you're doing him?
02:48What are you doing?
02:49I'm doing...
02:51Liberace.
02:55Why?
02:56Yes.
02:57Why?
02:58That's what I asked.
03:02You've got to be kidding me.
03:04You have to be kidding me.
03:06That's not me.
03:08Liberace, she's a character that's never been done on Drag Race,
03:11and we both happen to bring it?
03:13Not good.
03:14It's really crazy.
03:15It's really crazy.
03:17I am completely gooped, gagged, and plucked.
03:20I'm dead, bitch.
03:22So?
03:23Yeah.
03:28I hope it's a talent show.
03:32Good morning.
03:33Good morning.
03:34Good morning, everybody.
03:37It's a new day in the workroom.
03:39I'm totally excited.
03:40I am no longer cut off.
03:41I can win badges again.
03:42I'm ready to win my first badge.
03:44And to earn some money for the miracle of love.
03:46Hello, this is what I came here for.
03:48I need more money.
03:49I need moolah.
03:50I need to be the money doll right now.
03:52Hello, hello, hello.
03:53Wow.
03:58Now, Ladykins, you give and give and give and give.
04:04But once in a while, a queen needs someone to give her charisma,
04:08uniqueness, nerve, and talent the attention it deserves, darling.
04:14Well, help is on the way.
04:17For this week's Maxi Challenge, we're playing the Snatch Game of Love.
04:24That's right.
04:25For this classic all-stars love fest, you'll impersonate a celebrity
04:30and try to win the heart of a sexy snatchaler.
04:36All-stars, start your engines, and may the best drag queen win.
04:45Wow.
04:46This is tough because Chanel has really been my closest ally in the competition,
04:51which is what makes this whole Liberace situation complicated and complex.
04:55We are in trouble.
05:02I don't know why, but Snatch Game is, like, so scary.
05:04It's like, make me laugh, impress me, do not let me down.
05:07Something funny, something funny, something funny.
05:09Think, think, think, think, think, think.
05:12Today's Maxi Challenge is the Snatch Game of Love.
05:15Um, so I'm shitting myself.
05:17What did you do for your season?
05:19Oh, my God, I did, like, the lovely Mimi.
05:21I was scared shitless.
05:24Snatch Game is hard. It's intimidating.
05:29You're already getting into it.
05:31But there's very strong Snatch Game contenders in this workroom.
05:34Gottmik killed her Snatch Game.
05:37Nigeria could just say hi, and RuPaul would be like, ha, ha.
05:40And then Nina is just absolutely amazing at characterization.
05:45Ganchi is just a fireball.
05:49You just can't help but watch.
05:51And there's me, who's like, oh, God, I have to do this again.
05:54Already done Cleopatra.
05:56Oh, for Snatch Game.
05:58Yeah, I think, right.
05:59Yeah, that's what we're doing.
06:00Thank you for joining us.
06:02I'm choosing Cleopatra because I feel like Miss Vanjie as Cleopatra
06:07in those ages of the B.C.
06:09Is B.C. ages?
06:10I think that's a winning combination.
06:13Oh, I'm gonna be mummified.
06:15Put me in Master Comical.
06:17If I could walk out with a badge and a Snatch Rule,
06:19that's a plus for me.
06:21A dick and a badge.
06:23Who are you gonna do? What are you gonna do?
06:25Well, all right.
06:27Guess.
06:28Not Cuella.
06:30I actually won my Snatch Game in the past with my parents.
06:33You're so hot.
06:34So, that kind of puts a lot of pressure on me to deliver.
06:37Okay, guess who now?
06:39No, I'm still not getting it.
06:41Lassie.
06:43I'm like, how the fuck am I supposed to know that?
06:45I'm going to impersonate Pal, the original dog that played Lassie.
06:50Dogs need love too.
06:51I'm prepared for this.
06:52Yeah, I'm saving money for the O.B.S. and PTA.
06:54I'm trying to get money for you.
06:56This is a huge risk because Pal's a dog.
07:00But I want to do something new and, like, unexpected
07:03because I have to win this.
07:05I have to get more badges.
07:08Who are you doing?
07:09I'm doing Liberace.
07:10Wow.
07:11Yeah, closet of gay icons.
07:13Yeah, I'm excited.
07:14Chanel's also doing Liberace.
07:15Oh.
07:16Oh, yeah.
07:17Can you even believe that?
07:18Like, the likelihood of something like that happening?
07:20The two oldest bitches in the cut doing the oldest bitch in the cut.
07:24It's extremely important to stand out in this challenge,
07:27but Lena and I both ended up bringing Liberace,
07:29and I don't even know if I want to do it at this point.
07:32Am I really ready for this?
07:34Like, can I really do this?
07:36And I've never done Snatch Game.
07:37What?
07:38Yeah.
07:39Oh, yeah.
07:40Nervous?
07:41Yes, bitch!
07:42Especially now that we're doing the same character.
07:43That's crazy.
07:44It'll be good.
07:45I'm trying to, like, really have a positive approach to it.
07:47Chanel and I are clearly both rattled
07:49by the fact that we're both doing Liberace.
07:51I spent so much time on this,
07:53and I really want to do this character,
07:55so, yes, I'm frustrated,
07:57and I'm trying to, like, balance out my emotions with this
08:00because I want to deliver the best performance.
08:02I'm telling you, y'all are doing the same character,
08:04but you are not gonna do it the way you do it.
08:06Right.
08:07And there's gonna be magic in yours,
08:08there's gonna be magic in yours,
08:10or you're both gonna be just horrible,
08:12and that's okay too.
08:14I'm getting a little nervous
08:16because I already feel like I have a disadvantage.
08:18All of these other girls have done Snatch Game once or even twice.
08:21I've never done it.
08:23But what's really intimidating about this
08:25is that now, inevitably, everybody will compare us.
08:29Oh, that's thicc-ni-ni-na.
08:31Oh, that is thicc-ni.
08:33Isn't that fabulous?
08:34Yeah, gorgeous shoe.
08:35That's so pretty.
08:36Oh, my God.
08:37That's country.
08:38Some expensive fabric, honey.
08:39That's nasty.
08:40Bitch, it's a nasty pant, huh?
08:41Like, $30 a yard.
08:43Y'all are ready for the runway.
08:44Bitch, look.
08:45Oh, fuck.
08:46That's scary.
08:47It's so good.
08:48At the end of the day,
08:49I don't want to back down from doing Liberace.
08:51It's what I brought.
08:52I came super prepared, and I want to do it.
08:54So, fuck it.
08:55We're going to be dueling Liberace.
08:58This is my challenge to Shine, you guys.
09:00I'm doing Liberace.
09:02I was also going to do Liberace.
09:04I was thinking about doing Liberace.
09:06No, I'm doing Liberace.
09:08We're all dueling Liberace.
09:10I'm changing my Snatch Game character.
09:14Hey, all-stars.
09:16Hi.
09:17Are you looking for love?
09:18I'm looking for something.
09:21All right, Roxy and Plastique, come on over.
09:24Hello.
09:25How are you?
09:26Well, I see one of you has a beautiful benefactress band.
09:29Beautiful benefactress band.
09:30And one of you has a cucumber.
09:32Just simple daytime earring.
09:34Nothing too clockable.
09:36Okay.
09:37Draw attention.
09:38They're earrings.
09:39I'm doing Tasha Salad.
09:40I am so excited to be here today.
09:43I remember Tasha Salad.
09:45So, she's here looking for love.
09:46She got a little makeover.
09:48Okay.
09:49She got a new dressing.
09:50Okay.
09:51She got a new dressing, yeah.
09:52Now with more flavors.
09:53With more flavors.
09:54I love that.
09:55She's ready to find her man.
09:57Tasha is very funny.
09:58But you want to have some catchphrases.
10:00Yeah.
10:01You want to have those characterizations.
10:03Is she drunk?
10:04Is she bossy?
10:05You know, all of those things.
10:06You have to build this character so that once you get out there, it's all there.
10:09Yeah.
10:10You know what I mean?
10:11All right.
10:12Now, okay.
10:13Now, I see somebody with a big ponytail on the top of their head.
10:15Little top knot.
10:16I'm doing Ali Wong.
10:18Ali Wong is already so, so funny.
10:21Hilarious.
10:22Are you going to do her material?
10:23Some of it, yes.
10:24She's also a personal friend of mine.
10:25Okay.
10:26Plastique is doing Ali Wong who's a literal comedian.
10:29And to me, that would be like off limits because how are you going to make a comedian funnier?
10:36Well, you know, it has been kind of an issue when people have done other people's material.
10:42And if she's a friend of yours, knowing she's watching, all that stuff, I think that you might feel boxed in.
10:48Yeah.
10:49You'd have to do some meta-ass shit, in my opinion, to make that hit.
10:52No matter how funny you are.
10:56Now, Gottmik, you won last week and you gave the Ruby Snippers to Miss Angeria.
11:01Ain't dead.
11:02How do you feel about that?
11:03I feel like she would have only blocked who she saw as competition.
11:07Snip, snip.
11:08Yeah.
11:09Snip, snip.
11:10Miss Angeria, last time you did Tammy Brown.
11:12Yes.
11:13I feel like I chose somebody that was a little too ambitious.
11:15But I will tell you this.
11:17She loved it.
11:18She called me Angoria, but she did say she loved it.
11:21She did.
11:22Who are you going to do?
11:23Marla Gibbs?
11:24Absolutely.
11:25Oh, my God.
11:26That hair looks like Marla Gibbs.
11:28Well, thank you.
11:29Because I was over there trying to style it.
11:30I'm like, what would Auntie Marla wear?
11:32Very smart.
11:33Because you could sound just like Marla Gibbs.
11:35Yeah.
11:36I really do feel like I have the chops now to win Snapskate.
11:40I can't get a badge just because a certain somebody cut me off.
11:44But at least I can still get the power to cut somebody.
11:47I can get my revenge.
11:50Now, got Mick.
11:51I'm seeing Dita Von Teese's hair.
11:53Is that who you're doing?
11:54Close.
11:55OK.
11:56I'm going to do the dog that played Lassie.
11:57The dog that played Lassie.
11:59Yeah.
12:00Uh-huh.
12:01And now, how will you answer questions as Lassie?
12:04Because, I mean, wouldn't Lassie be like, woof, woof, woof?
12:09This is a black and white 40s moment.
12:11So I'm going to do an old Hollywood starlet who's been through it.
12:15She might even be British by the time I see her later.
12:18Who knows?
12:19Yeah.
12:20Sure.
12:21Got Mick playing the dog.
12:22It's risky.
12:23Bitch, this dog don't speak for real.
12:24Like, what?
12:25Like, bitch?
12:26No pun intended.
12:27But if it hits, it could really, really hit.
12:29Hi, Mama.
12:31Hello.
12:32I see you've got your beautiful Benefactress badge on display.
12:36It's so beautiful, isn't it?
12:37Now, I see a Cleopatra wig.
12:40Are you Cleopatra?
12:41I'm going to give you a little Cleopatra.
12:42I love that.
12:43You like it.
12:44Now, how are you going to get your beautiful Benefactress badge?
12:46I'm going to have to conjure up something.
12:48Oh, you're going to use the dark arts?
12:50Probably.
12:51I might have to be dark-sided.
12:52I'm scared.
12:53I'm scared.
12:54Oh, yeah.
12:55Now, Georges, are you Cher?
12:57No, ma'am.
12:58I'm doing John Leguizamo, Mama.
13:01Baby, how are you going to do somebody you don't even know his name?
13:04John Leguizamo, baby.
13:06This character was inspired by Chi Chi Rodriguez.
13:08Is that from Tu Wong Fu?
13:10Yes.
13:11Okay.
13:12Now, in the last Snatch Game, you played Alana Glazer.
13:14Is that right?
13:15I did.
13:16I did.
13:17It was painful, real.
13:18I was, like, totally in my head.
13:19I wasn't in the moment.
13:20And I walked into Snatch Game beating myself up already about it.
13:23What does that look like?
13:24Like, bitch, you ain't funny.
13:25You ain't going to do this well, you know?
13:27My whole entire life, I've always been so hard on myself.
13:30You know, I was super gay growing up, so I was bullied a lot.
13:33And I always felt like an outcast.
13:35Like, I always felt, like, so small.
13:38I put a lot of pressure on myself back then, and now I really want to have fun.
13:41That's why I'm competing for the National Alliance on Mental Illness.
13:45This charity is super important for me because going to therapy has really helped my confidence out a lot.
13:51And I know that there's so many people out there that could benefit the way that I did.
13:55You are fabulous.
13:57Do you hear me?
13:58Yes, I'm fabulous.
13:59I love you.
14:00You do this thing.
14:01Right, right, right.
14:02All of this.
14:06Those kind of characteristics, if you can infuse that into your character, that would be a good thing.
14:11Yes.
14:12You know?
14:13Absolutely.
14:14I feel seen.
14:15You feel seen.
14:16Yeah, yeah, yeah.
14:17All right, gather around, all-stars.
14:19Gather around.
14:22Okay, now, before I go, I want you to meet the man behind this season's grand prize donation.
14:29From the Palette Fund, Terrence Mech.
14:34Hi.
14:35Hello.
14:36I want to get myself together a little bit.
14:38Welcome, Terrence.
14:39Hi, Ru.
14:40Hi, Queen.
14:41Hi.
14:42Now, Terrence, for those who don't know, what is the Palette Fund?
14:47The Palette Fund is a foundation with the mission to break down barriers.
14:51We support LGBTQ plus causes and organizations that work to improve our communities.
14:56Oh, okay.
14:58And help those who lead by example.
15:00Something you queens do every time you take the stage.
15:04Can I get an amen?
15:05Amen.
15:06Yeah.
15:08Now, queens, one more thing.
15:10Speaking of giving, this week, the top two all-stars will receive two beautiful benefactress badges each.
15:20One to keep and one to give to a fellow queen.
15:27Full charity.
15:28Full charity.
15:29That's about to get juicy.
15:30Girl.
15:31Even though I'm cut off this week, I can still get a badge.
15:34It'll have to come from somebody else, so I might need to turn on that Nigeria charm, honey,
15:39and see if I can get me a badge up out of one of these girls.
15:41Now, Terrence, will you do the honors?
15:44Good luck, queens.
15:45And don't fuck it up.
15:49From the heart of Hollywood, it's the Snatch Game of Love, presented by Tinder.
15:54It starts with a swipe.
15:56And here's America's favorite snatch maker, RuPaul.
16:01Welcome, lovers.
16:02Let's get right to the heart of the matter and meet our celebrity snatch lorettes.
16:09First up, from the Jeffersons and 227, it's Marla Gims.
16:14Hey, RuPaul.
16:15Are you moving on up, honey?
16:17Oh, I'm moving on up to the east side, the west side, the south side, and I'm trying to find me a man to move inside.
16:23Oh, okay.
16:24Up next, she's a total snack, Tasha Salad.
16:29Oh, you're looking good.
16:31Thanks so much.
16:32I got a new dressing.
16:33I'm so excited to be here.
16:34I've always wanted to know, what is in Thousand Island Dressing?
16:38Thousand Island.
16:42Up next, it's Mr. Showmanship, Liberace.
16:45Oh, you know, I feel like in Vegas I should do a correct entrance.
16:50Oh, man.
16:51Thank you so much for having me.
16:52How big is your closet, Liberace?
16:55Perhaps you could come over and we could check it out together.
17:00And next, it's funny man, John Leguizamo.
17:05Yes.
17:06My goodness, you look so good.
17:09Because I got a big mouth and I know how to use it.
17:14You speak my language.
17:16Y'all ready to play?
17:17Yes.
17:18Let's do this.
17:19Let's close that sugar wall.
17:24Our first superfan snatchler is a Pisces from Brooklyn.
17:29His two favorite drag queens are Trinity the Tuck and Jinx Monsoon.
17:34Please welcome Kevin.
17:37Hello, Kevin.
17:38Hello.
17:39Are you ready to find true love?
17:41I'm ready to find a snack.
17:43Oh, okay.
17:44Well, we have several many of those.
17:47Okay, that's Monet X Change.
17:49I can tell by that laugh.
17:51And I'm totally here for it.
17:53Come on, Mary.
17:54Let's hit it.
17:55Now, here's how our game works.
17:57You ask our celebrities personal questions.
18:00Love your earrings, too.
18:01Thanks.
18:02And they try to win your heart with their answer.
18:05Now, when the buzzer goes off, you choose your dream snatch.
18:09All right, Kevin.
18:10First question.
18:11Snatchler at number one.
18:13I adore the opera.
18:15In your own style, would you make up a love song and sing it for me right now?
18:19Yes, I would.
18:20Oh, I hope you are Billy Dee Williams.
18:25Oh, I hope you are Billy Dee Williams.
18:30I just hope you ain't gay.
18:37An oldie but a goodie.
18:39Hey.
18:40Snatchler at number two.
18:41Your turn.
18:42Pick me, pick me, kiss out that bitch.
18:46If you pick one of them, you'll go home with an itch.
18:49No.
18:50Especially Snatchler at number one.
18:53I'm pretty sure it's a man.
18:57Snatchler at number three.
18:58My ex gave me the pet name Sweet Cheeks.
19:01And if you saw me, you'd know why.
19:03What would your pet name be and why?
19:05Oh, I have to uncross my leg for this one, sweetie.
19:09I'll be honest with you.
19:10I've always had a fondness for birds, so I would call myself Little Cockatoo
19:16because I've had a cockatoo myself.
19:20And like my bird, I too will swallow.
19:23Oh, my God.
19:24That was so inappropriate.
19:26Snatchler at number four.
19:27I love being served breakfast in bed.
19:30Describe what you'd make for me and how you'd feed it to me.
19:33Oh, I've been cooking up something nice for you.
19:36I'll give you the sweet amber ass.
19:38Date me if you want to gate me.
19:40Ah.
19:42G-A-P-E.
19:44G-A-P-E.
19:45Ah.
19:46All right.
19:49Yes, bitch.
19:50I think Monique's vibing on me.
19:52Ah.
19:53All right.
19:54Snatchler at number two.
19:55If they named a marijuana edible after you, what would it be called?
19:59Since my new dressing is sexy and seductive,
20:06I would say Super Shower Sativa Diva.
20:10Okay.
20:11Kevin, I'm going to toss your salad like you've never been tossed before.
20:17Snatchler at number three.
20:19Same question.
20:20I would probably say it would be a sativa,
20:23and I would call it the Baby Grand
20:25because I may be a little bit older than you are,
20:27but my Baby Grand still gets up.
20:30Wow, that's a mouthful, isn't it?
20:33He has no idea.
20:35Okay.
20:36Snatchler at number one.
20:37What would your edible be called?
20:38Oh, Lord have mercy.
20:40You do drugs too?
20:42I don't smoke no weed, so I guess if I was a pound cake,
20:46my name would be Sanctified Susie.
20:50Sounds good.
20:51Actually, now that you mention it,
20:53I had a few leftovers left from last night.
20:55Oh.
20:56Is it a salad?
20:57No, it ain't no salad.
20:59When you ready for it, I'll keep it in the purse for you right now.
21:02Okay, moving on, Kevin.
21:04Snatchler at number four.
21:05I want a one-month media cleanse.
21:07No TV, no Internet, no nothing.
21:09Get out of your ass.
21:11If you came over to my place, how would you entertain me?
21:14Ooh, papi, I would dance for you.
21:16Oh.
21:19What kind of dance?
21:23Baby, he can't see that.
21:24Oh, true.
21:25Oh, damn.
21:26A sexy dance.
21:29I was doing the Macarena.
21:34Snatchler at number one.
21:35Same question.
21:36How are we going to entertain ourselves?
21:38Oh, baby.
21:39We wouldn't need no TV or nothing.
21:41We'll go straight to the bedroom, we'll get on our knees,
21:44and we're going to pray.
21:48Have our own little Bible study right there.
21:51Angeria is hilarious.
21:52Thank God she's cut off this week.
21:56Snatchler at number three.
21:57Using just three words, describe your face.
22:00I've been pulled so tight that every time I cross my leg,
22:03my mouth almost snaps open.
22:07Oh, that buzzer means time is up.
22:11So, Kevin, who do you choose?
22:15Snatchler at number one, number two, number three,
22:20or number four?
22:22I'm going to choose Snatchler at number four.
22:25Oh, my God.
22:26Snatchler at number four.
22:28Gracias, papi.
22:30Now, Kevin, before you meet your Snatchler at,
22:33let's meet the three celebrities you did not choose.
22:37Say hello to Marla Gibbs.
22:40Oh, you look like you could beat my thumb.
22:44You wouldn't have known what to do with it.
22:47Bye, Marla.
22:48Okay, Kevin, say hello to Tasha Charlotte.
22:52Oh, you're so sexy.
22:55Now, say hello to the legendary Liberace.
22:59Oh, wow.
23:00Hello.
23:01Do you like my ring?
23:02Beautiful.
23:04All right, Kevin, only a thin pink wall
23:07stands between you and the celebrity of your choice.
23:11Move that bitch of a sugar wall
23:14and say hello to John Leguizamo.
23:18Where are you from?
23:20Brooklyn.
23:21Oh, I love foreigners.
23:23I think this is the beginning of a beautiful relationship.
23:27I'm ready.
23:28Y'all don't go nowhere
23:29because there's more Snatch Game of Love right after this.
23:34Let's get out of here.
23:35Oh.
23:36Oh.
23:37Oh.
23:40Welcome back to the Snatch Game of Love.
23:43Let's meet our next batch of celebrity Snatchlerettes.
23:48First up, the queen of the original pyramid scheme, Cleopatra.
23:55What's poppin', RuPaul?
23:57Hello, RuPaul.
23:58Oh, my goodness.
23:59Yes, baby.
24:00Cleopatra.
24:01Are you looking for a king?
24:03I'm on my pyramid.
24:06Up next, out from behind the candelabra, it's Liberace.
24:12Oh, hello, RuPaul.
24:14It's good to be here.
24:15Look at those rings.
24:16They're very heavy.
24:17How heavy are they?
24:18About 50 pounds, but you should feel the weight of my cock ring.
24:23Up next, actor and comedian, Ally Wong is here.
24:28Hi, Ru.
24:29Thank you for having me back.
24:30Now, Ally, I've got to ask, where's the beef?
24:34Well, it's right here.
24:36Oh.
24:37Up next, a true Hollywood legend is with us.
24:41It's Pal, the original dog who played Lassie.
24:4519 seasons, Ru.
24:4719 seasons?
24:4819.
24:49Now, Pal, I always wanted to know, why do dogs sniff each other?
24:53Darling, we sniff each other because we're horny as fuck.
24:56Are you kidding me?
24:57Got spayed in 1942, never looks back.
25:03All right, are you ready to play?
25:05Yes.
25:06Let's close that sugar wall.
25:10Got to put some oil on that.
25:11Our next superfan snatchler is an Aries,
25:15and he's been watching Drag Race since season two.
25:18Please welcome David from Victorville, California.
25:22Are you ready to meet our snatchlerettes?
25:26Yeah.
25:27Okay.
25:28David, I look forward to hopefully tickling those ivories,
25:31and RuPaul, the Ebeneez.
25:32All right, David, ask your first question.
25:37Snatchlerette number one,
25:40if you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be and why?
25:44Probably my last ex, my last husband.
25:47I would change that.
25:48Where is Marc Antony?
25:50Dead.
25:51Oh, he's dead.
25:52Dead.
25:53I haven't been to the Luxor yet.
25:56What is that?
25:58Casino, right?
25:59You work there, right?
26:02Snatchlerette number two, I'm obsessed with horror movies.
26:05What horror movie title best describes snatchlerette number three?
26:10Three Men and a Baby.
26:12Now, that's not really a horror film, is it?
26:15In this case, it could be.
26:18Snatchlerette number three, finish the sentence.
26:21Basic bitches are jealous of my blank.
26:25You know, basic bitches are always jealous of my beef.
26:30Of your beef?
26:31Of my beef, Ru.
26:33It's my hit TV show, and I also named it after my vagina.
26:38Interesting.
26:39All right.
26:40You know Ali's going to see this.
26:44Snatchlerette number four, I've got a huge green thumb, and I know how to use it.
26:51If you were a plant, what plant would you be, and how would you want me to take care of you?
26:57Darling, I'm a dog.
26:58I don't know anything about foliage, but throw me a bone of any kind,
27:03and I'm sure I'll be satisfied if you know what I mean.
27:08You should come over.
27:09I've got two pool boys stuck in my well.
27:12Fluff, fluff.
27:15All right, snatchlerette number one, if we get into a committed relationship,
27:19I want you to know that my hall pass is iced tea.
27:23Who's your hall pass, and why?
27:25You're asking a lot of questions, kind of like too many questions.
27:29Well, you know, that is the premise of the game.
27:32I don't really know.
27:34You know who's really been getting my hind legs a-shaking lately?
27:38It's that old yellow fellow.
27:40Such a splash in Hollywood, I've never seen anything like it.
27:44Talk about woof, woof, darling.
27:48All right, snatchlerette number three, pretend you have a crystal ball
27:51and predict snatchlerette number two's future.
27:55Ooh, ooh.
27:57Your future is bachelors.
28:01Do you mean snatchless?
28:03I hope so.
28:08Wouldn't know what to do.
28:10Talk about scary movies.
28:13Keep it away from my face.
28:16Let the nuts bring them.
28:20That's a callback.
28:22That's a callback.
28:24All right, David.
28:25Okay, snatchlerette number one, roses are red, violets are blue.
28:29Why in the hell should I pick you?
28:33My name's Cleopatra, I'm the one and only queen.
28:36If you pick me, you can get up in this coochie.
28:44Snatchlerette number three, same question.
28:47Snatchlerette, my coochie is sore.
28:51You should pick me before I don't work no more.
28:56Ooh, come on.
28:57Beef.
29:01All right, snatchlerette number two, roses are red, violets are blue.
29:04Why in the hell should I pick you?
29:06I'm a mean cook, something people don't know about me.
29:08I'm going to give you my Liberace lasagna recipe right now.
29:12It's five layers, with me in the middle.
29:16And I also make a main pan of sticky buns.
29:20Ready.
29:22And of course, you know, I can hit 600 notes in two minutes,
29:24and I can come in three seconds.
29:27Dear God.
29:31Snatchlerette number four, why in the hell should I pick you?
29:35I mean, why wouldn't you, darling?
29:37I have it all.
29:38I've saved kids from wells.
29:39I have a shiny coat and a purebred pedigree pussy, darling.
29:44She has rabies.
29:49Careful, she bites.
29:51I can't wait to sniff your arse after this.
29:55Get me in there.
29:58Well, David, that buzzer means it is time for you to make a decision.
30:03Who snatched your heart?
30:06Snatchlerette number one, number two, number three, or number four?
30:12This was a hard decision, but I'm going to go with Snatchlerette number two.
30:19Two, okay.
30:21Now, David, let's meet the three celebrities you did not choose,
30:25starting with Cleopatra.
30:28Oh, it's Raven.
30:31I love birds.
30:32Make sure you wrap yourself up.
30:34I'm not talking about mummification.
30:38All right, David, say hello to Ali Wong.
30:42Gorgeous.
30:43If you're ever hungry for some beef, call me.
30:46Okay.
30:47Now, say hello to Pal.
30:50Come on, Pal.
30:51Come on.
30:52Come on, Pal.
30:53Oh, my God, don't do that to me.
30:54Are you tips?
30:55Good luck finding me, baby.
31:00All right, David, only a thin pink sugar wall stands between you
31:05and the love of your life.
31:07Say hello to Liberace.
31:11Hello, David.
31:15Looks like we can start the love fest tonight.
31:22Another Snatch Game of Love, happy ending.
31:25Let's bring back our other lovely couple.
31:28Come on out, kids.
31:33Good night, everybody.
31:41Hi.
31:43Oh, my God.
31:46Trying to get up in this geezer.
31:48Today we are going to be getting our critiques on the main stage
31:51for our Snatch Game of Love, and I had a ball, okay?
31:55I might even be able to say I won Snatch Game,
31:57we're just going to manifest that.
31:59Happy Snatch, fantastic Snatch.
32:01I am cut off this week, so even if I win, no badge, bitch.
32:04But at least I can still get the $10,000 for my charity,
32:07and tonight there are two badges that are going to be given out,
32:11and hopefully one of these queens give me one.
32:13How does everyone feel like they did?
32:15I mean, I just had a really good time.
32:16You made Lassie proud.
32:18Is the dog still living?
32:19No, girl.
32:22I had a really good time yesterday.
32:24You, Nina, like you are made for Snatch Game.
32:26Yeah, you are.
32:27Nina was so good at this challenge.
32:29She slayed it, I'm like, girl,
32:31somebody could have totally cut that bitch off.
32:35There's a lot on the line.
32:37Who would you give your badge to?
32:39I mean, if I were to win, I would give it to Nina because...
32:42And I think if I won, I'd probably give it to Chanel
32:45because of the Liberace piece, right,
32:47and like trying to like, you know, like honor that.
32:50I feel like it would just make sense for us in this moment.
32:53Yeah.
32:54Vanjie, if you win, what would you do?
32:56Would you give it to someone who doesn't have a badge?
32:58Yeah, no, 100%.
32:59Like, if I win, I will give it to someone
33:04who doesn't have a badge for sure.
33:06Wait, she could make somebody else a target.
33:08Oh, shit.
33:09Just like her.
33:10Oh, my God, I didn't even think about that.
33:12Ooh.
33:13How do you explain that?
33:14Yes.
33:15She would have one badge from last week's win.
33:17You would get a second one today for winning.
33:19So next week, somebody could say, well, Mick,
33:21I'm going to give you the cut because you have 2 badges.
33:24If you don't want to be the biggest target,
33:25you could give your second badge to somebody
33:27who already has a badge, like Angie,
33:29and make her a target just like you.
33:31Why I had to be the example?
33:33She's like, shit, now I got to think about this.
33:37Because if I don't do that,
33:38then obviously someone's going to cut me.
33:40100%.
33:41Damn.
33:42That's crazy.
33:43Girl, I'm like the mathematician.
33:45Damn.
33:46Baby, we are mathing in the workroom right now.
33:48Bitch, I'm out here just full Columbo.
33:50Crack and cold.
33:51She's Miss Angela Lansbury over there.
33:53If you times it by 2 and take the 1 and move it down
33:57and turn that one around, it'll be A.
34:00So Nina, if you and I were to lip sync,
34:04we could both end up with 2 each.
34:07But how would it be 2?
34:08Because we could give it to each other.
34:10We each get our 1, and then we could give each other badge
34:14to the other person.
34:15Ooh!
34:16Oh my god.
34:17Is this nasty?
34:18Wait, you guys.
34:19So there's an alliance going on.
34:21Ah!
34:22Okay.
34:23Is Nina and Chanel in an alliance?
34:26Zip, zip.
34:28Cool.
34:29Slay.
34:31I didn't commit the badge to Chanel.
34:33I'm not aligned with Chanel, and that's not part of my strategy.
34:36I can't be tethered to another person in this competition
34:39because my job here as advocate for the Trevor Project
34:42is to make them the most money.
34:43And if you're getting in my way of that,
34:45sorry, you're not getting a badge.
34:47Can we just auction them?
34:50$5, $5, $5.
34:51$10, $10, $10.
34:52One over here, folks.
34:53$10 over here.
34:54One in the back, one in the back.
34:55Giving away a badge has sounded like such a good thing
34:58until Roxy just opened her mouth.
35:00Ah!
35:02Girl, it's Angie.
35:04We're getting so spicy.
35:05You've been getting really spicy lately, sis.
35:08Oh, so when Angie starts throwing shade,
35:10then it's, oh, she's spicy, but everybody else gets no shade.
35:13Oh!
35:15Everybody else gets no shade, but when Angie throws shade,
35:17oh!
35:19Oh!
35:20The whole room light up then, bitch.
35:22The badges are changing.
35:23Look at that.
35:24Oh, shit.
35:26Welcome to the main stage of RuPaul's Drag Race All Stars.
35:30Now, Michelle, what is the secret to your long marriage?
35:34Ru, do you want the honest answer?
35:36Yes.
35:37I travel a lot.
35:38Okay.
35:39I mean, like, a lot.
35:41My husband and I live in separate states.
35:43And it works.
35:4530 years.
35:47Style superstar Carson Kressley.
35:49Now, Carson, do you kiss and tell?
35:51Oh, are you kidding me?
35:53I talk while I'm kissing.
35:55Blabbermouth.
35:57And from Brazil with love, it's the fabulous Anita.
36:02Welcome.
36:04Anita, what do you look for in a lover?
36:06I'm looking for a man that gets paid equal or more money than I do
36:11because I'm done with providing for men.
36:13Whoo!
36:14Yes, girl!
36:15I'm done.
36:16Good luck with that.
36:19This week we challenge our All Stars to make us fall in love
36:22with their celebrity impersonations.
36:25And tonight on the runway, category is a tail and two titties.
36:31All Stars, start your engines, and may the best drag queen win.
36:40Category is a tail and two titties.
36:44Up first, Angeria Paris Van Michaels Zeta-Jones.
36:49Ooh, she's hot-blooded.
36:50Wow.
36:51Bitch, I am giving you a beautiful lady dragon.
36:55I have my hair sculpted into horns.
36:58Y'all better get into this tail, and y'all better get into these
37:00big old titties, bitch, because y'all have extra titties.
37:03And I'm giving you two big, luscious titties.
37:05You mean to tell me they got implants in hell?
37:08Yes.
37:10It's a tail of fire and ass.
37:13Up next, Roxy Andrews.
37:15Ooh, it's rabbit season.
37:17She's a bad bunny.
37:19My runway look this week is a nod to Jessica Rabbit,
37:22but I'm morphing Jessica and Roger together.
37:25I'm incorporating his white hair with his orange streak.
37:29I have Roger's tail and these big old bitties, honey.
37:32She got some cruda titties.
37:37Okay, that's the season's best.
37:39So dope.
37:41Up next, Chanel.
37:43Oh, this must be some kind of sting operation.
37:46She can be such a pest.
37:49I'm giving you Mad Max, Thunderdome, Scorpion realness.
37:54Just from the fucking pits of Earth,
37:56she's ready for just battle in, like, the most ferocious,
37:59intense way, ready to let you have it.
38:02This is going to sting a little.
38:04But it's worth it.
38:06You know, she's going to leave with her tail held high.
38:11Up next, Gorgeous.
38:13Ay, Chihuahua.
38:15I'm serving Beverly Hills Chihuahua, Mama.
38:18This puppy is definitely best in show.
38:20All my life, I've been called a little Chihuahua,
38:23and we may be small, but we will bite y'all's ankles.
38:27She's the greatest show queen on...
38:29Ah! Ah!
38:31You better get to stepping.
38:33Miss Vanjie.
38:34Stinger? I don't even know her.
38:36I'm giving y'all a little futuristic, Scorpion,
38:39pop star diva from space.
38:41I got fierce pair of double D's.
38:43The tail and the jacket has L.A.D. iridescent lights, honey.
38:46Lit up like the Macy's Parade.
38:48Boom.
38:49Well, she's going to high-tail it out of here.
38:51Yes, she is.
38:52Yes.
38:54Up next, Nina West.
38:56Well, you've heard of Cameltoe, right?
38:58Yeah.
38:59This is Pluto.
39:00Oh!
39:01Her pussy isn't just on fire, it's solar.
39:03My tail in two titties is inspired by the tail of a comet.
39:07So I've got two giant planets' breasts.
39:10And when I turn around, ooh, what's that?
39:12Don't get sucked into that black hole.
39:14Hmm.
39:15I was looking for Uranus.
39:17There you go.
39:18There it is.
39:21Plastique tiara.
39:23Ooh, foxy lady out of sight.
39:26These shoes give me paws.
39:28Oh, do they?
39:29Yeah.
39:30I am Kasune, the nine-tailed fox demon.
39:34She is an iconic figure in the Asian community.
39:38She is the sex symbol who is alluring men
39:41and then stealing their souls.
39:43I know the Asian fans are gagging.
39:45Kimono?
39:46Kimo, yes.
39:49Up next, got Mick.
39:52Now starring in X-Plant 2, Electric Boogaloo.
39:56This look is something I have been wanting to do for so long
39:59because top surgery absolutely changed my life.
40:02So I molded my arms.
40:04They're wrapping around me with scalpels.
40:07I have Swarovski crystal blood.
40:09I have a ponytail.
40:11And I have two Swarovski crystal tits in a bag.
40:14It is everything.
40:16That's so fierce.
40:17It's so gorgeous.
40:18I love it.
40:22Welcome, queens.
40:23Tonight, I'll name the top all-stars of the week.
40:27And they will each receive two beautiful benefactress badges.
40:32One to keep, and one to gift to a fellow queen.
40:37Now it's time for the judges' critiques.
40:39Up first, Angeria Paris Van Michael.
40:43Ooh, man.
40:46You were giving all you got.
40:48When Ru threw something at you, you were able to volley back.
40:52Yeah, your version was from Sparta, Georgia, and not Chicago.
40:55But this look, it's very professional.
40:58It's perfect.
40:59It's gorgeous.
41:00The shape of the body looks insane.
41:03And when you were walking, you were so glamorous.
41:06So beautifully painted.
41:07And I love the color up against your skin.
41:09And the two tiggo bitties.
41:11Girl.
41:12Yes, honey, it's milking time.
41:13Inhale.
41:16Up next, Roxy Andrews.
41:18Wow.
41:19This is insane.
41:21The details, the gloves.
41:23I'm amazed.
41:24I think this is what all-stars level drag is all about.
41:27It's sexy.
41:28It's gorgeous.
41:29It's beautiful.
41:30But it has a sense of humor.
41:31Sasha salad.
41:32Sasha salad.
41:33You know, Roxy, I'm not sure you knew where to go with her.
41:36But you were really trying.
41:38And there were some funny moments.
41:40Yes, and I think all your answers should have been S words.
41:43I thought about it as much as I could.
41:45And I'm like, shower, salty, sweet.
41:47I really did have a great time.
41:49I love that.
41:50Up next, it's Chanel.
41:52I'm a Scorpio too.
41:54This look is really smartly constructed.
41:57And I love that end of day Scorpio.
41:59You're like the last thing alive on the planet.
42:01And you're fierce and you're gorgeous.
42:03In the Snatch Game, you did the voice.
42:05You did the look.
42:06The outfit was incredible.
42:07The hair.
42:08Prosthetics.
42:09You gave us Liberace.
42:10For me, it was the one that made me laugh the most.
42:14I think you got caught up in being him.
42:16Less about being funny him.
42:18So let yourself have more fun.
42:22Up next, Georges.
42:24This is just so cute.
42:26It's so fun.
42:27It's so cool.
42:28I want to hug.
42:29Yes.
42:30It's like a little cosplay-y, a little plushy.
42:31But you're giving it that drag glamour.
42:33How much is that doggie in the window?
42:35I'll take it.
42:36It's a sliding scale.
42:38Oh.
42:39In Snatch Game, you had a little, ah!
42:41You know, those little moments were adorable.
42:43I didn't hate it.
42:44I thought it was really cute.
42:45But you could have done so much more with that.
42:48You did get the date, though.
42:50Where did you go on the date?
42:51Oh, we went back to his hotel.
42:53And I did get plunged.
42:54Ah!
42:55Ah!
42:56Ah!
42:57Ah!
42:58Ah!
42:59Oh, my goodness.
43:00All right.
43:01Up next, Miss Vanjie.
43:03Vanjie, you came out strong.
43:05You wrapped yourself in a carpet.
43:06And you were Cleopatra from the hood.
43:08You said, I'm not feeling good because I'm on my pyramid.
43:10Uh-huh.
43:11Uh-huh.
43:12You have it in you.
43:13You are so naturally funny.
43:15You just needed to keep Cleopatra from the hood
43:17and let that stuff that Vanjie would say come out of her mouth.
43:21And that would have been a home run.
43:23This is super fun.
43:25I like these lights that you got going on.
43:27To me, the best part of your walk
43:30was you looked at every single one of us.
43:32It's like you eat the stage.
43:34So I loved it.
43:35When you see it from the front without the tail,
43:37you'd be like, it's a little like off the rack.
43:39But it's so well done.
43:41And then we get that tail action.
43:43You're giving us exactly what the challenge asked for.
43:46And I think it's super chic, super fun, and very on brand.
43:49I wish you could find something tailored to the body
43:51like this off the rack.
43:54Up next, Nina West.
43:57I mean, not the matching outfit.
43:59Like looking in a mirror.
44:02We look good.
44:03This is so smart and creative.
44:06I love the whole.
44:08The whole.
44:09So creative.
44:10I love it.
44:11I think it's so elevated.
44:12I think it's smart.
44:13It's sexy and fun.
44:15And talking about fun, your Liberace,
44:17which apparently he was gay.
44:19What?
44:20I've just heard that.
44:22You did the other Liberace.
44:24Dueling Liberaces tonight.
44:26And wow, I mean, you breathed life and comedy into him.
44:30And that's why it was so much fun to watch.
44:32You took him all the way over the top.
44:34So every time you laughed, I laughed with you.
44:36And you were so good at volleying back and forth with Rue.
44:39Like, so good.
44:40Slam dunk for you.
44:41All of your theater experience really paid off
44:44because your Liberace really had a point of view.
44:47You had fun.
44:48I had fun.
44:49Everybody had fun.
44:50Absolutely fantastic.
44:51Thank you so much, Rue.
44:52Up next, Plastique.
44:54You know, Snatch Game was all about improv.
44:56And I think the key to that is there's no wrong answers.
44:59And I think a lot of times during the game,
45:01you were thinking about, oh gosh, what should I say?
45:03Thinking too much takes you out of the conversation.
45:06But I love the runway look.
45:08And this is taking a risk for you.
45:10It's edgy.
45:11It's fun.
45:12It's different.
45:13To me, this is the most beautiful costume I've seen
45:16in my entire life.
45:18It gives me, like, anime vibes, but glamorous.
45:22I've never seen anything like that, period.
45:24I have nothing else.
45:25It's insane.
45:26I love it.
45:27Thank you, thank you, thank you.
45:28All right, up next, got Meg Michelle.
45:32I love that you turned Hal into an old-timey English movie
45:37actress.
45:38It was dumb enough to be hysterically funny.
45:41And you were able to volley.
45:42All the answers were smart.
45:44And you hit a home run with it.
45:47It was captivating and so clever.
45:49And it just goes to show you how smart you are.
45:52You're so smart.
45:54And stupid.
45:55Hello.
45:56Yeah.
45:57Sometimes I couldn't even laugh because I was so hypnotized
46:00by whatever you were doing.
46:02It was so good.
46:03What I appreciate about both of your snatch game of love
46:07and also this runway look is that they're so thoughtful.
46:10It's super impactful.
46:11It's artistic.
46:12It's really, really cool.
46:15Thank you, all-stars.
46:16I think we've heard enough.
46:17While you untuck backstage, the judges and I will deliberate.
46:22You may leave the stage.
46:25All right, now just between us girlfriends,
46:27I want to know what you think about our girls.
46:29We're looking for the top two all-stars of the week.
46:33Gottmik, I mean, woof.
46:35I just have to throw her a bone.
46:36I mean, the snatch game had such a strong point of view
46:39and such great intention and great execution
46:42that, for me, it really, really worked.
46:44It was just so hypnotizing.
46:46Yeah, I agree.
46:47I believe that dog played Lassie.
46:49Yeah.
46:50And then the runway look, it was super smart.
46:52It was very sophisticated.
46:54It told her personal story.
46:55I mean, I just thought it was inspired.
46:57Now, I thought Angeria was funny.
46:59I thought she was so, so present.
47:01I thought she had moments with you, Ru, that were fantastic.
47:04Her characterization of Marla Gibson's funny.
47:06It was not a laugh riot, but it was really well done.
47:09And then the runway look, flawless.
47:11I mean, just beautiful.
47:12I thought it was gorgeous, amazing outfit.
47:14But Chanel was one of my favorites.
47:16I loved it.
47:17The Liberace, I laughed so hard.
47:19Chanel really took it literally.
47:21She became Liberace.
47:23The prosthetics, that outfit was phenomenal.
47:25She could take this on the road for sure
47:27if she wants to do a one-man show about Liberace.
47:30If she let herself go, I think it would have been perfection.
47:33But the scorpion look, it was beautifully constructed.
47:35And I loved the idea behind it to look kind of rusty and metallic.
47:39Nina West was not as dead on Liberace as our other Liberace,
47:43but it was a better snatch game Liberace.
47:46Her Liberace had a point of view,
47:48even though she was giving me Grandpa Munster.
47:51I don't care. It doesn't matter.
47:52She sold it. It was funny.
47:54Great night for Nina West.
47:56And on the runway, Nina sometimes struggles with aesthetic.
47:58Tonight was not one of those nights.
48:00I loved what she had on.
48:01It wasn't literal.
48:02You know, she gave us the tale of a comet.
48:05It's not my personal taste of fashion,
48:07but it is very creative, very smart, very clever.
48:10Wait a minute. Not your style of fashion?
48:12You're basically wearing the same outfit.
48:14The same thing. The same thing.
48:18All right. Silence.
48:20I've made my decision.
48:21Bring back my all-stars.
48:24Welcome back, all-stars.
48:26Now, based on your snatch game of love performances
48:29and your A Tale and Two Titties runway presentations,
48:34I've made some decisions.
48:37The top two all-stars of the week are...
48:44Nina West and...
48:48Gottmik.
48:52Congratulations.
48:55You each earned two beautiful benefactress badges.
49:00One to keep and one to give away.
49:04Thank you so much.
49:05All the queens are eligible to receive your gift,
49:08so think carefully.
49:09And you'll give away your badges
49:11at the beginning of next week's episode.
49:17No pressure.
49:18The rest of you ladies can take a seat.
49:21Good luck.
49:22Thanks, gorgeous.
49:23Good luck, Nina.
49:24Come on in.
49:28Two all-stars, stand before me.
49:32Prior to tonight,
49:33you were asked to prepare a lip-sync performance
49:36of Banana by Anita featuring Becky G.
49:41Ladies, this is your chance to impress me,
49:45win $10,000 for your cause,
49:48and earn the power to cut off one of your fellow queens
49:54from receiving a beautiful benefactress badge next week.
50:01The time has come for you to lip-sync
50:05for your charity!
50:09Good luck, and don't fuck it up.
50:19You got that chocolate, that yum-yum, come give me some
50:22Got candy, sweet as gold, it's soft like the sugar plum
50:25Roll up that tootsie, that Hershey, that bubblegum
50:28I got a sweet tooth for love, baby, give me some
50:31I want to love her so deep, so deep, I can feel it way down in my soul
50:34Right cheek, left cheek, right cheek
50:40You got that chocolate, that yum-yum, come give me some
50:43Got candy, sweet as gold, it's soft like the sugar plum
50:46Roll up that tootsie, that Hershey, that bubblegum
50:49Got candy, sweet as gold, it's soft like the sugar plum
50:52Roll up that tootsie, that Hershey, that bubblegum
50:55I got a sweet tooth for love, baby, give me some
50:58Oh, Lamont, how you get so decent?
51:01Momma made a boy, but she should've made a bitch
51:04She didn't bloom, though, I bet you never found him
51:07You got that chocolate, that yum-yum, come give me some
51:10You got that chocolate, that yum-yum, come give me some
51:13Got candy, sweet as gold, it's soft like the sugar plum
51:16Roll up that tootsie, that Hershey, that bubblegum
51:19Got candy, sweet as gold, it's soft like the sugar plum
51:22Roll up that tootsie, that Hershey, that bubblegum
51:25I got a sweet tooth for love, baby, give me some
51:28I want to love her so deep, so deep, I can feel it way down in my soul
51:31Right cheek, left cheek, right cheek, right cheek
51:34You got that chocolate, that yum-yum, come give me some
51:37I got a sweet tooth for love, baby, give me some
51:43Oh, my God, wow!
51:46All stars, I've made my decision.
51:56Got Mick!
51:58Contragulations, you're a winner, baby!
52:01Yay! Thank you! Oh, my God!
52:03You've won another tip of $10,000
52:06for your charity, Trans Lifeline, courtesy of Tinder.
52:09Thank you so much.
52:12Nina West, you are free to slay another day.
52:18Please step to the back of the stage.
52:21Love!
52:24That's me. I saw. I'm on her black hole.
52:27All stars, please join Got Mick.
52:37Got Mick, with great power
52:40comes great responsibility.
52:43Using the ruby snippers,
52:46it's time to cut off one of your fellow queens
52:50from earning a beautiful benefactress badge next week.
52:55Got Mick, which sister will you scissor?
53:01The whole cutting people off thing, it's a dirty job.
53:04And this is my second time doing it.
53:07My brain is going overtime doing this badge math.
53:10If you cut her and then you give a badge to her,
53:13then this happens, and it hurts my brain.
53:16So I'm still kind of going to my original game plan
53:19of honey, you're a threat, this is a compliment.
53:22Snip, snip, bitch. I already got you before.
53:25No, not two weeks in a row.
53:28Bitch, don't you come over here with them scissors. Stay over there.
53:31Okay, I'm going to have to scissor.
53:38Snip, snip, bitch. Oh, my God.
53:41Wow, babe, you swear.
53:44Yeah, I didn't expect that.
53:47I'm sorry, I love you. Oh, girl.
53:50Georges, next week you can compete and even win.
53:54But Got Mick has cut you off
53:57from earning a beautiful benefactress badge.
54:01Aw.
54:03Well, con-drag-ulations, all-stars.
54:05And remember, if you can't love yourself,
54:07how in the hell are you going to love somebody else?
54:09Can I get an amen up in here?
54:11All right, now let the music play.