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00:00Yes! I did it! Top four! Oh, my God, I'm a finalist again, and that sounds what? Correct.
00:16Oh, my God, well done, everyone! We did it!
00:19Quinn, that was amazing. Oh, thanks, Penny.
00:22Oh, my God. How did it feel?
00:24I was not going home tonight, so I did feel bad because it was like a big gorilla
00:28versus a baby gorilla, you know?
00:30Honey, you was out there doing the damn thing.
00:32I'm very proud of Tessa. She had a good, strong, solid run.
00:36Joining the House of Edwards, then?
00:38I will tell you, the lady really grew on me.
00:40Yeah. She's a good one.
00:42Truth be told, I'm going to miss that lady.
00:44I'm going to miss her energy, her presence, her giggles in the workroom.
00:49I could see myself working with her. I really could.
00:52We're going to have to fly her to the States, and she's going to have to have a holiday with us
00:55because if she acts up one time, get out!
00:59What a magical night. Oh, my God.
01:01Alyssa Edwards.
01:03How'd you do?
01:0512 years in the making.
01:07I set out on a journey many, many years ago, and I can finally cross off my list.
01:11Hearing RuPaul say,
01:13Condragulations, Alyssa Edwards.
01:16You are in the finale.
01:19You hear the church bells ringing right now.
01:22My heart was beating so fast.
01:24This is a dream come true.
01:27How about you, Nelly? Congratulations.
01:30How do you feel?
01:31Amazing.
01:32Oh, my God.
01:34I can't believe I make it.
01:36I thought that I will be the fartshop of the season,
01:40and now I am the top star!
01:43Incredible.
01:45I don't want to cry.
01:47I'm surprised at me because I prove to myself first
01:51and to all the people that don't believe in me that I'm worth it to be here.
01:56Ah! Sorry.
01:58And I want it so bad, so thank you so much for being next to me in all this journey.
02:04Oh, my God.
02:05No, do you know what?
02:06Like, just to be in this room with you guys,
02:09like, this is incredible.
02:11This moment is just like, oh, my God, I'm sorry to cry again.
02:14Oh, my God!
02:17That's me that's not right.
02:19I don't know.
02:20Just like, I felt like a huge failure tonight when I went out there.
02:23It's the first time that I felt like old queen come back, you know, from my season.
02:27This week was a minor setback, but look, I did see myself in the top four,
02:30and yes, I see myself at the ground.
02:32I've got so much fire in me, and I'm not done, bitch.
02:35Like, I'm just warming up, so.
02:37But fuck the tears.
02:38We're in the top four, motherfuckers!
02:41Top four!
02:42Fuck yeah!
02:43Fuck yeah!
02:46Oh, my God!
02:48Top four!
02:49It's a new day in the workroom, and I'm in the final bloody four!
02:53Oh, my God, look how small this table is.
02:55I've become very real.
02:59Congratulations, Alyssa.
03:01Congratulations.
03:03Thank you, thank you, thank you.
03:04No, I was very, very happy.
03:05I was getting pretty hard on myself about being safe,
03:08but I haven't been in the bottom once.
03:11If I wasn't going to make the finale, no one was.
03:13I was going to turn the whole damn set down.
03:14So, hang on, let's have a recap of wins.
03:16Basically, one win, two wins, three wins.
03:19Oh, my God, I'm so proud of how I've done this competition.
03:21Like, I've literally gone all out.
03:23You know, I've been in the top a lot.
03:24One little minor bottom, but look,
03:26I don't mind bottoming once in a while, so it feels right.
03:30And I'm still never below ten.
03:32No, that's OK, yeah, being you're the only two
03:34who hasn't had to lip-sync for a life.
03:35True.
03:36I want to do one lip-sync, I don't have one!
03:39I totally didn't expect that I can make it to the final four.
03:43Only one win, I know that,
03:45but I was in the top a lot of week.
03:47I'm very consistent, and Alissa say,
03:50if you're consistent, you can win.
03:52This proves there is still everything to play for.
03:55Right.
03:56It proves that the crown could go any way.
03:57It's even, apart from her, cos she's only got one win.
04:00But they all very much to play for.
04:02Yeah.
04:03Woo!
04:04Oh, my God, is that the last challenge?
04:06Is that the final one?
04:07Oh, my God, come on!
04:09My top four global all-stars.
04:12Woo!
04:13Soon, a new queen will rule the mother-tucking world.
04:17But first, I have one thing to say.
04:20Bring back my gals.
04:23Again?
04:24No, not again.
04:26Aw, come on, aren't you happy to see me?
04:31We're back!
04:33My girl is back!
04:36Yes!
04:39Aw!
04:42Wow, you're all right.
04:43Can't get rid of us, you can never get rid of us.
04:46Ah!
04:48Hello, hello, hello!
04:51My global glamazons.
04:54Wow!
04:56We are reunited, and it feels so sickening, no?
05:01No!
05:03Alissa Edwards, Kitty Scott Claus,
05:06Queen Kong, Nalania.
05:09Next week, you will battle it out for a coveted place
05:14in the newly constructed International Pavilion
05:18at the Drag Race Hall of Fame in Daytona, Florida.
05:22But this week, it's all about our returning queens.
05:26Ooh!
05:28Finally, a day off, I wore so much!
05:33Ladykins, you will go head-to-head and toe-to-toe
05:37in a lip-sync Lollapalooza smackdown
05:41in collaboration with Klarna.
05:44Ooh!
05:46That's eight returning all-stars,
05:49seven lip-syncs for your life,
05:52and in the end, the one queen left standing
05:55will walk away with the title of Global Lip Sync Assassin.
06:00Ooh!
06:02Global Lip Sync Assassin, Assassin, Assassin.
06:06Plus, a cash prize of $50,000.
06:10Ooh!
06:16$50,000!
06:18Can you imagine all of this money?
06:20I need to convert that in euros, but you know,
06:22yeah, it's gonna be a lot of money.
06:24Now you've got two hours to get into Lollapalooza drag,
06:27and then I'll meet you on the main stage.
06:30Yes!
06:32I'm so ready to be back to lip-sync and earn $50,000
06:37because I wanted to prove myself
06:39that I can win something in this competition just once.
06:43All-stars, start your engines,
06:46and may the best Global Lip Sync Assassin win!
06:50Whoo!
06:55Oh, it's that wait time for everyone back!
06:59I just wanted to say congratulations for the top four.
07:02Yay!
07:03I can't wait to watch you bitches fight it out.
07:05It's gonna be the battle royale.
07:07Battle royale for the monty, hunty.
07:08I think the front-runner for this Lollapalooza
07:10could be Vanity and Gala.
07:12It's me and Eva.
07:14And Athena.
07:15I'm sure.
07:16I'm a bit scared to lip-sync against Solar
07:19because this bitch sent me home.
07:21I'm not gonna lie, I'm a little plucked that I didn't make it,
07:24but $50,000 is a great consolation prize if you ask me.
07:28Listen, $50,000 on the line.
07:32Now, I still live with my parents,
07:34which means that I'm one split away
07:37from being able to move out.
07:40Bring it on, Donkey Kong.
07:42$50K in Brazil, it's a lot of money for me, baby.
07:46No shade.
07:47With that money, I could do some personal stuff,
07:49but I just have the great news
07:52that me and my husband, we were approved to adopt a baby.
07:56Yay!
07:57Oh, my God.
07:58Oh, Miranda.
07:59You're gonna be such a good mom and dad.
08:01Now I am a global glamazon, and my family is getting bigger,
08:06my life is getting bigger.
08:08This is the true winning.
08:10Congratulations, Miranda.
08:11Baby, that's amazing.
08:12That's mega.
08:13Yeah, that's beautiful.
08:14I would definitely put it in a wedding.
08:16Wedding?
08:17Yeah.
08:18I want to marry him so bad.
08:20We want to get engaged, so we save, like, money for that as well.
08:23So...
08:24That's beautiful.
08:25That's beautiful.
08:26I would love to.
08:27A big gay wedding.
08:28I would love to invite some of the queens to my wedding.
08:32Some queens.
08:34I think me, if I have all of this money,
08:36I'm gonna do something with all the young artists in Martinique
08:39and maybe in my country, in Paris, too.
08:41That's amazing, baby.
08:42I think I'm gonna do something like that, yeah.
08:43Cute.
08:44Amazing.
08:45I will help my brother for his transition and all the surgery.
08:48Yeah!
08:49Yeah!
08:50Yeah, he's transitioning.
08:51Since one year, it'll take, like, four months.
08:54It costs a lot of money, and he wants to do, like, some operation.
08:57And I think I will go on holidays with my friends
09:03and buy an apartment.
09:06How many lip syncs did you do this season?
09:07Three.
09:08Three?
09:09Wow.
09:10I sent Eva home,
09:12Zoa,
09:13and then Bunny sent me home.
09:15Do you remember that monomaneur?
09:16I do remember the monomaneur.
09:19I think I won that.
09:21I can be honest and say I've actually loved lip syncing this season.
09:29She sent home half of the cap.
09:31Yeah.
09:34And Tessa, how many times did you lip sync in your season again?
09:37Four.
09:38And you won four times?
09:39I won four times.
09:40And you were so close to the top four.
09:42Are you coming back today to get that 50K for revenge?
09:45Baby, I'm gonna get this job done, and y'all just watch me.
09:48Revenge.
09:49Shots fired!
09:50It's a plate better serve in drag.
09:52Shots been fired.
09:56Welcome to the main stage of RuPaul's Drag Race Global All-Stars.
10:00Tonight, it's just family.
10:02Michelle Visage.
10:04Now, when was the last time you used your lips to win a contest?
10:08Ooh, picture it.
10:09Paramus, 1992.
10:11Now, I didn't actually win, but he had a very good time.
10:15Was there a Chevy Chevette involved?
10:17There might have been a backseat.
10:21He puts the D in Death Drop.
10:24It's Jamal Sims.
10:26Now, Jamal, do you know how to Death Drop?
10:28No, but if you hum a few bars, I can fake it.
10:33How about a shablam?
10:34I'll take that.
10:37We are just one week away from crowning ourselves
10:40a Global All-Stars.
10:42We are just one week away from crowning ourselves
10:44a Global All-Star winner, baby.
10:47But this week, our eight eliminated All-Stars
10:51are back to battle it out in a Lollapalooza SmackDown.
10:57All-Stars, start your engines,
11:00and may the best global lip-sync assassin win.
11:07Category is Lollapalooza Eleganza.
11:12From back, from Belgium, Athena Leakes.
11:18It feel like shit to be the first one to go home.
11:21It's my time to take my revenge.
11:23I will bring it on.
11:26From Sweden, Vanity Vane.
11:32From Brazil, Miranda Labrau.
11:35I'm ready to give a little bit more of Miranda
11:39on this Lollapalooza.
11:41From the Philippines, Eva Laqueen.
11:44This time around, I really got nothing to lose.
11:48From Canada, Pathea.
11:51From Mexico, Galavaro.
11:54This is my last chance to impress Ru
11:56and show her how fierce I am.
11:58From France, Soheida Muse.
12:01I'm so ready to lip-sync now.
12:03This is my last chance, my last chance.
12:05So, yes, I'm so ready.
12:07Representing Germany, Tessa T.
12:12And our top four.
12:17From the USA, Alyssa Edwards.
12:20From the UK, Kitty Scott-Claus.
12:24I am excited to sit back, relax with a cocktail,
12:27and watch these lip-syncs.
12:29From down under, Queen Kong.
12:34From Italy, Nelania.
12:42Welcome, all-stars.
12:45Alyssa Edwards.
12:47Nelania.
12:49Queen Kong.
12:51Kitty Scott-Claus.
12:53Next week, you'll go head-to-head and toe-to-toe
12:56at the grand finale.
12:58But tonight, you get to enjoy the show.
13:02Yay!
13:03You may leave the stage.
13:05Thank you. Thank you so much.
13:07Good luck, girls. Good luck, girls.
13:09Ladykins, for tonight's Lollapalooza SmackDown,
13:14you will face off in a series of lip-syncs.
13:18If you win, you will continue to the next round.
13:22If you lose, you'll return to the workroom.
13:26In the end, the last queen standing
13:30will win a cash prize of $50,000.
13:35Yes!
13:37Now, let the lip-sync Lollapalooza SmackDown...
13:42begin!
13:44Yes!
13:46This is round one.
13:49Oh, pit crew.
13:51Ooh!
13:53Oh, hello.
13:56My queens, on this wheel are each of your faces.
14:02Manuel will spin the wheel.
14:04Manuel.
14:05And where it stops will determine
14:08which queen lip-syncs first.
14:11All stars, are you ready?
14:13Yes!
14:15Cheers! Top four!
14:17Yay!
14:19Spin that wheel, Manuel.
14:21Spin that wheel, Manuel.
14:23Oh!
14:25Oh, my God.
14:27Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
14:31Oh!
14:33Oh!
14:36The wheel has spoken.
14:39Vanity Vane, you will be competing
14:43in tonight's first lip-sync for your life.
14:47Yes!
14:48Now, Vanity, you get to pick your opponent.
14:55Who do you choose?
14:59Think wisely.
15:01I've already won four lip-syncs this season,
15:05so I got this.
15:07Well, uh, I won over her once.
15:12Let's do it again.
15:14Eva.
15:16Oh!
15:19Eva Laqueen.
15:21Nice try.
15:22That was a different Eva.
15:24This is my bread and butter.
15:26I do this for a living.
15:28Vanity has chosen Eva Laqueen.
15:32Now it's your turn.
15:34You get to choose the song from our drag race playlist.
15:38Oh, this is exciting.
15:40I think Eva go with an odd one.
15:43Do you choose...
15:46ASMR Lover,
15:48Call Me Mother,
15:50Cha-Cha Bitch,
15:53Jealous of My Boogie,
15:56Just What They Want,
15:58or You Wear It Well?
16:02I'm gonna choose Just What They Want.
16:06Just What They Want.
16:09I know, I know, I know it.
16:12She chose the hardest one.
16:14I know it, because this bitch no hold that word.
16:19Well, fuck you, Eva.
16:21This song, though.
16:23All right, the rest of you all-stars
16:25may step to the back of the stage.
16:28Let's go.
16:30Two global all-stars stand before me.
16:34This is your chance to impress me
16:38and move forward to the next round.
16:42The time has come for you to lip-sync
16:46for your life.
16:50Good luck, and don't fuck it up!
16:54Don't fuck it up!
17:24She's a highlight of my night.
17:25I just might confide in her outside.
17:27I have a mind to ride with her all night.
17:32I know you wanna work.
17:33They wanna see you let it out.
17:34They wanna see you go hard.
17:36You gotta say, business come,
17:38let's give them just what they want.
17:39They wanna see you hurt.
17:40They wanna see you let it out.
17:42They wanna see you go hard.
17:43They wanna hear it.
17:44I am in business.
17:45Come, let's give them just what they want.
17:47They wanna see you hurt.
17:54Burn it.
17:58You better burn it.
18:02This ain't all.
18:09No shame, family, we the 50's.
18:11Weak skin, snaps, we need the weak feet.
18:13No team, no shame, no beef.
18:14But who is the drag commander in chief?
18:16Let's go.
18:17You little guard gal.
18:19She flexin' when it flies.
18:20Damn, she rexin' when she walks.
18:23Macavelli to the trap.
18:28They wanna see you let it out.
18:29They wanna see you go hard.
18:30You gotta say, business come,
18:33let's give them just what they want.
18:34They wanna see you hurt.
18:36They wanna see you let it out.
18:37They wanna see you go hard.
18:40She said, honey, I don't know the words, but watch this.
18:53But watch me what?
18:54I can't do work.
18:55Work, work, work, work, work.
18:56The braid had choreography.
18:59All stars, I've made my decision.
19:07Eva Laqueen, con-drag-ulations, you are the winner of the first Lip Sync Smackdown.
19:33You may step to the back of the stage.
19:36Congratulations, revenge.
19:37Vanity Vane, thank you for a truly sickening season.
19:43Now, sashay away.
19:45You look amazing.
19:46I know.
19:47Vanity's won.
19:48100% Vanity's won that.
19:49Yeah, but Eva know better the words.
19:50Eva knew the words.
19:51Yeah, but I just think Vanity gave way more of a performance.
20:06Let's just make a spot right here for Eva, sit next to me.
20:08Yeah, over here.
20:09She can still come sit right here next to me.
20:10Oh my God.
20:11Oh my God.
20:12Hello.
20:13Hello.
20:14What the fuck?
20:15It was the words.
20:16Me and Nelly were right.
20:17We were right.
20:18The words.
20:19It was the words.
20:20I didn't know a word of that song.
20:21Me and Nelly were right.
20:22We said, I look fine doing what I think the words.
20:23I want it so bad to win this, but actually it's just a fun game with $50,000.
20:30Yeah, I know that's a lot, but I'm still the Lip Sync Assassin of the season.
20:36Thank you, love.
20:37Okay, so we've got the first one wrong.
20:38We've got that wrong, yes.
20:40Let's find out who's competing in tonight's second Lip Sync.
20:45Oh, pit crew.
20:49Manuel, spin that wheel.
21:00Come on, big money, big money.
21:06Hey, come on, baby.
21:09The wheel has spoken.
21:11Oui, oui, oui.
21:12So, Demiuse, you will compete in tonight's second Lip Sync.
21:18Now, who do you choose as your opponent?
21:23Well, I need to have a real fight.
21:26I need to have something on stage.
21:28So-
21:29Let's go.
21:30Testatistical.
21:31Yes, baby.
21:32Good.
21:33Okay, well, this is going to be good.
21:35This is going to be a good show.
21:36Soa has chosen Tessa T.
21:39That's me.
21:40Tessa, she's a great Lip Syncer.
21:42And she's going to give me energy.
21:44I'm going to give her energy.
21:45But baby, ready.
21:47I was the Lip Sync Assassin of my season.
21:50So I'm about to show you what Tessa T has made of.
21:54Tessa, now it's your turn.
21:57Which song do you choose?
22:00ASMR Lover.
22:03Tessa has chosen ASMR Lover.
22:07The rest of you may step to the back of the stage.
22:11Nelly, who do you reckon?
22:12Tessa.
22:13Yeah, I'm going to go with Tessa.
22:15Sawa.
22:16So, Demiuse, Tessa T, assume the position.
22:22I meant the scissor position.
22:25Two global all-stars stand before me.
22:30This is your chance to impress me
22:32and move forward to the next round.
22:37The time has come for you to Lip Sync
22:40for your life.
22:47Good luck and don't fuck it up.
22:55The way you deliver
22:57These goosebumps, these shivers
22:59And where they end up
23:00Make me fall to here
23:02And they go all the way down
23:05For you, I'm all the way down
23:08You know the thing that you do
23:10When everything comes to an end
23:12You know that jingle in my ear
23:14Make me go right straight down
23:16They go all the way down
23:19For you, I'm all the way down
23:22You make me feel the spot in my ear
23:26That's what you are, lover
23:28A-S-M-O-U for real
23:30All I wanna hear
23:32Whatever you come through
23:34Say all that you want
23:36That's what you make
23:40A-S-M-O-U
23:42That's what you are
23:43That's what you make
23:47A-S-M-O-U
23:48That is what you are
23:50One letter, two mics
23:51Better than one, give it to me stereo
23:53Cause it's double the fun
23:54And I'ma hit you like Bragg
23:55You got cherries popping
23:56When you're doing that
23:57I don't wanna be the rhythm
23:58Go for me and bite
23:59Let it be sonically
24:00Honestly, I wanna be for everybody
24:02It's felt like in your lips
24:03So count me left, right, left, right
24:05Chills all down my spine, I'd like
24:07You in my head every night
24:09You make me feel
24:11The spot in my ear
24:13That's what you are, lover
24:15A-S-M-O-U for real
24:18All I wanna hear
24:20Whatever you come through
24:22Say all that you want
24:23That's what you are, lover
24:24A-S-M-O-U
24:25That is what you are
24:26That's what you make
24:27I've been so asleep in this
24:28I've been so up
24:29I've been so up
24:30That is what you are
24:32All right, all right
24:34Yeah!
24:36Come on, baby
24:37It's so up, baby
24:38It's so up
24:39It's so up
24:40For the culture, bitch, eat it
24:41It's so up, for sure
24:43All stars
24:44I've made my decision
24:47Not again!
24:48Place your bets, place your bets
24:49So up
24:50So up
24:51Honestly, they both had some
24:52Really strong points
24:53Yeah
24:58Soda Muse!
24:59Contragulations
25:00You're a winner, baby
25:04Yes!
25:06Tessa T
25:08Thank you for a truly
25:10Unforgettable season
25:12Now, sashay away
25:14Really?
25:17Fine!
25:20Good for you, bitch
25:23Thank you so much
25:24And good luck, girls
25:25Yes!
25:2650K, bitch!
25:28I don't know who that could be
25:29Right
25:30That could literally have gone either way, though
25:32Well, poor me
25:34Poor me
25:35You gave it your all
25:36You did so good, though, Tessa
25:37You did such a good job, though
25:39You look beautiful
25:41You look stunning
25:42I really respect Zoé for, like
25:44Good for you
25:45Just, like, getting rid of the tough ones right away
25:48She didn't go for Pythia or
25:50Eva
25:51Or Athena
25:52You're not gonna save them for the last round when they're tired
25:54I think eventually it came down to
25:56The rap part got a little messy with the words
25:58Yeah
26:00Let's see who's lip-syncing next
26:03Manuel, spin that wheel
26:08Woo-hoo-hoo!
26:11Whee!
26:19Athena Leakeys
26:21Yes?
26:22You'll be competing in tonight's third lip-sync
26:27Athena
26:28Yes
26:29Who do you choose as your opponent?
26:32I will go with my Greek sister, Pythia
26:34Oh!
26:35I knew it!
26:37I knew it!
26:38Let's make this, Pythia
26:39Let's make this, guys
26:40I know it
26:44But, Thea
26:45Which song do you choose?
26:48I think I'm gonna go with Jellyfish
26:50Jellyfish
26:51Jellyfish
26:52Jellyfish
26:53Jellyfish
26:54Jellyfish
26:55Jellyfish
26:56Jellyfish
26:57Jellyfish
26:58Jellyfish
26:59Jellyfish
27:00I think I'm gonna go with Jealous of my Boogie
27:03Jealous of my Boogie
27:05Excellent choice
27:07I chose Jealous of my Boogie because
27:09I think it's the less, how do you say, dancey of the other ones
27:13And we also hope my dancing went last time
27:17Come on, girl
27:18Okay, this will be interesting
27:21Two global all-stars stand before me
27:25This is your chance to impress me
27:28And move forward to the next round
27:33The time has come for you to lip-sync for your life
27:42Good luck, and don't fuck it up!
27:58Love the way I lose my inhibitions when you spin
28:03And I don't care if people stare
28:06I'd rather burn it than try to fit in
28:10Turn it up, let them scrutinize
28:14Wait up, cause the night is mine
28:17Turn it up, let it stand the line
28:21Yeah, I'm all about the flashlights
28:24Don't be jealous of my boogie
28:27Jealous of my boogie
28:29They say that you are not, but I always feel
28:32Don't be jealous of my boogie
28:34Jealous of my boogie
28:36They say that you are not, but I always feel
28:39It won't stop now, won't slow down
28:43I gotta hear you let the beat beat
28:45Oh, oh, oh, oh
28:47I can foresee things coming
28:49Let's go, let's go!
28:51I don't really feel
28:53I'm all about the flashlights
28:55Don't be jealous of my boogie
28:57Jealous of my boogie
28:59They say that you are not, but I always feel
29:02Don't be jealous of my boogie
29:04Jealous of my boogie
29:06They say that you are not, but I always feel
29:09Pounding and rocking
29:12Return to the welcome
29:15Don't be jealous of my boogie
29:20That was cool, you know
29:22You could stay
29:24Don't be jealous of my boogie
29:25Jealous of my boogie
29:26They say that you are not, but I always feel
29:30Don't be jealous of my boogie
29:31Jealous of my boogie
29:33They say that you are not, but I always feel
29:37Alright, alright.
29:46Ah, that was so good.
29:50Attina, Attina.
29:51The theatre could do.
29:52Yeah, Pippi did a lot better than I expected.
29:54All stars, I've made my decision.
29:59Attina, congratulations.
30:02You're a winner, baby.
30:05I wish something here, yes.
30:07Thank you so much.
30:10Bathia, thank you for giving it your all, all season long.
30:16Now, sashay away.
30:19Thank you, guys.
30:21Woo!
30:22Kiss, kiss, kiss.
30:24Oppa, oppa, oppa.
30:26Athena just ate that.
30:28And I love what she said she would do with the money if she won.
30:31So beautiful.
30:32Oh, my God.
30:33So true.
30:34Oh, my God.
30:35She's going to help her brother transition.
30:36Oh, that's amazing.
30:37Yeah.
30:38So fabulous.
30:39And it's a smashing little blouse, Bathia, as well.
30:41Yeah.
30:43Yamas.
30:44Hello.
30:45Oh, my gosh.
30:46Cheers.
30:47Hello.
30:48Cheers.
30:49Cheers, babies.
30:50Well done.
30:51Enjoy it.
30:52That was good.
30:53That was fun.
30:54Yeah.
30:55It's not what I do, but it's cute.
30:56It was cute.
30:57It was fun.
30:58I was really shocked by Athena.
30:59Yeah, Athena really was.
31:00I wonder if she stayed longer in this competition.
31:01She was amazing.
31:02Yes.
31:03Oh, girl, she would have been amazing
31:04on the Girl Group Challenge.
31:05Yeah.
31:06Will the remaining all-stars please step forward?
31:08It's us.
31:10Girl.
31:11Oh, girls.
31:12South American standoff.
31:15Miranda Labrau.
31:17Galavaro.
31:19The drag gods have decreed that you will
31:23lip sync against each other.
31:28Feeling good?
31:29Yeah.
31:30And looking fine.
31:31All right.
31:32Oh, pit crew.
31:35Now, to determine which queen chooses the song,
31:40Manuel, do your thing.
31:47Miranda looks so fierce.
31:54Galavaro, what song do you choose?
31:59OK, this is for Latin America.
32:01Cha-cha, bitch.
32:02Oh!
32:04It's not the song that I would select.
32:06For sure, Gala is playing her strengths.
32:09I mean, she's a dancer.
32:10She can move.
32:11But I have some tricks, some sparkling things
32:15to make it rain.
32:16Two global all-stars stand before me.
32:22Ladies, this is your chance to impress me
32:27and move forward to the next round.
32:31The time has come for you to lip sync for your life.
32:42Good luck, and don't fuck it up.
32:51Ain't no party like a cha-cha party
32:53because a cha-cha party go on.
33:03Five, six, cha-cha, bitch.
33:05Ella, morena.
33:06We in the club and we're on the floor bailando con ella.
33:10You want to know?
33:11Oye, quién es ella?
33:12Quiero que quiera la nena.
33:13Hello?
33:14She's a princessa.
33:15Leia, leia.
33:17Shout out to all of the reinas.
33:19Now, brands, I got the ears to shake my ass,
33:21lose my hips.
33:22I'm from Omaha.
33:23Yes, you, Omaha.
33:24Tennessee.
33:25Third drama.
33:30Cha-cha, bitch.
33:32Three, five, six.
33:34Cha-cha, bitch.
33:36Five, six.
33:37Cha-cha, bitch.
33:39Five, six.
33:41Cha-cha, bitch.
33:43Five, six.
33:44Cha-cha, bitch.
33:45Four, bitch.
33:46Muy caliente.
33:47Marichu, la danza naked.
33:50Ay, papi, sí, sí, señor.
33:53Oh, my God.
33:55Leia, leia.
33:57Shout out to all of the reinas.
33:59Now, brands, I got the ears to shake my ass,
34:01lose my hips.
34:02I'm from Omaha.
34:03Yes, you, Omaha.
34:04Tennessee.
34:05Third drama.
34:10Cha-cha, bitch.
34:12Three, five, six.
34:14Cha-cha, bitch.
34:15Da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da.
34:16Da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da, bitch.
34:18Da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da, bitch.
34:20Da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da, bitch.
34:22Da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da, bitch.
34:24Oh, no.
34:25Oh.
34:26Da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da.
34:27Da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da.
34:29Oh.
34:30Oh.
34:32No.
34:33Oh, for fuck's sake.
34:34How many times do I have to tell you?
34:36Secure the wig.
34:37I could not pull that.
34:38Gotta hand me up to that little mama.
34:40Up to that point.
34:41Damn.
34:42All stars, I've made my decision.
34:49LAUGHTER
34:58If you had a gun to my head,
35:00I would say Gala's still won that.
35:03I'd say Miranda.
35:04Gala was really captivating,
35:06but the wig just kind of killed it cos it came off.
35:09This must be like what straight people feel,
35:11like watching football.
35:12Right?
35:14Ain't no party cos you're party cos you're cha-cha, bitch.
35:17Miranda!
35:19I actually thought you won that one.
35:21Girl, if you lose the wig on the lip sync,
35:24for me, you're dead.
35:25You're dead.
35:26And I'm always so proud to lip sync on this stage, you know?
35:29I'm fighting my own body,
35:31so every time I feel like I can do a little bit more.
35:34Yes, baby, you did.
35:36Cheers to you, baby.
35:37Cheers to you, baby.
35:39Oh, yes, cheers.
35:41Let the global Lollapalooza smackdown continue.
35:46This is the semifinals.
35:49Atina Leakeys.
35:51Yes.
35:52Soda Muse.
35:54Eva Lequeen.
35:56Galavaro.
35:58You are one step closer
36:00to being crowned the Global Lip Sync Assassin.
36:06Oh, pit crew.
36:10Manuel, spin that bitch of a wheel.
36:15Oh!
36:16Ooh!
36:17The wheel has spoken.
36:20Galavaro,
36:22who do you choose as your opponent?
36:29I'm going with...
36:34Eva Lequeen.
36:36Why?
36:37You've already done this before.
36:39I've done this before.
36:41Eva Lequeen.
36:43Why?
36:44You've already done this before.
36:46I sent Eva home,
36:48so this is the second time she's gonna be eliminated.
36:53Galavaro has chosen Eva Lequeen.
36:57Eva, now it's your turn.
36:59You get to choose the song.
37:02Will it be Call Me Mother
37:04or You Wear It Well?
37:07We're both house mothers from our country,
37:09so we're gonna do Call Me Mother.
37:11Ah!
37:12That's a bold move.
37:14Call Me Mother it is.
37:16Atina, Soha, you're up next.
37:19For now, please step to the back of the stage.
37:23I could not call this.
37:24Eva's gonna win because she knows the words.
37:26Come on, Eva.
37:27You reckon?
37:28Yeah, Galavaro doesn't know the words.
37:30Does Eva know?
37:31Yes.
37:32That's so kind.
37:33Oh, bitch.
37:34She's playing stuff, too.
37:35Two global all-stars stand before me.
37:39Ladies, this is your chance to impress me
37:43and move forward to the final round.
37:48Time has come...
37:51for you to lip-sync for your life.
37:57Good luck, and don't fuck it up.
38:05Guess who back in the house?
38:07Feels good clackin' about.
38:08Fine fish, feminine style.
38:09211, I'm divine.
38:10So humbling.
38:11Gentleman's rap.
38:12This guy's cross the board, no doubt.
38:13Body like, wow!
38:14See what we did to this child.
38:15City so beautiful.
38:16Fish and creatures.
38:17So there should be criminals.
38:18Don't make sense for a bitch to be listening now.
38:20To the side.
38:21What is that sound?
38:22Watch me drop, drop, drop into the ground.
38:24From the floor.
38:25Drop to the floor.
38:26And I'm contending to get the score.
38:28I've been that bitch.
38:29Yes, I love that.
38:30I love that.
38:31Fishy, feminine, up and coming.
38:32From my Clinton studio.
38:33Pause and keep it tight.
38:34Now they call me mother.
38:36Ouch, I'm kidding queer bitch.
38:37I love that drama.
38:38Master English stock expert.
38:39Right!
38:40My Clinton studio.
38:41Bumbers.
38:42Now keep sit tight.
38:43Now they call, call, call, call, call, call, me, BB.
38:46Mother.
38:50Mother.
38:51Oh!
38:54Any how, now we rock it back.
38:57Money money money, I count my money like the lead.
39:02You're not the contender.
39:03Black with the freaky money.
39:04Look what now!
39:35I think Gala had some really good tricks, though.
40:05Whoo!
40:06All-stars, I've made my decision.
40:12Galavaro, congratulations, you're a winner, baby.
40:18Thank you so much.
40:22And you are advancing to the final round.
40:26I'm so happy to get to the final, so I can already taste that money.
40:31Yummy.
40:33Eva Laqueen, thank you for letting us have it all season long.
40:40Now, sashay away.
40:43Thank you, mother.
40:44Are you sure?
40:45Well, that was fun.
40:46Ladies, who do we think is going to walk away with this $50,000?
40:47I'm so up.
40:48Well, I wouldn't be surprised if it was Eva.
40:49Let's get this party started.
40:50Come on.
40:51Why?
40:52Why?
40:53Why?
40:54Why?
40:55Why?
40:56Why?
40:57Why?
40:58Why?
40:59Why?
41:00Why?
41:01Why?
41:03Why?
41:04Why?
41:05Why?
41:06Why?
41:07Why?
41:08No way.
41:09We thought you were down.
41:10We thought you were in the final.
41:11We thought, yeah.
41:12When you cracked your neck, I was like, yes, okay.
41:13So good.
41:14So, so good.
41:15You were so good.
41:20I had so much fun.
41:21I don't know if you guys saw it.
41:22Oh, absolutely.
41:23I was having the time of my life.
41:24I'll be honest, I didn't take my elimination very well.
41:26And to be able to come back here, end it with a happy note, and just forget that, just
41:32have fun.
41:33It's a great way to close the book.
41:34Oh, I think so.
41:35Oh, cheers to that.
41:36Cheers!
41:37Global Glam is on.
41:38Here we go.
41:39Atina Leakey, Soha Demus, please step forward.
41:40Good luck, baby.
41:41Oh, my goodness.
41:42Soha and Atina are dead.
41:43Oh, yeah.
41:44It's a rematch.
41:45It's a redemption.
41:46Come on, Soha.
41:47Destiny has paired you together and chosen your lip-sync song.
41:48You wear it well.
41:49The rest is up to you.
41:50Soha Demus, please step forward.
41:51Good luck, baby.
41:52Oh, my goodness.
41:53Soha and Atina are dead.
41:54Oh, yeah.
41:55It's a rematch.
41:56It's a redemption.
41:57Come on, Soha.
41:58You wear it well.
42:01The rest is up to you.
42:04Two global all-stars stand before me.
42:08Ladies, this is your chance to impress me and move forward to the final round.
42:16Come on, boys.
42:19It's me and Soha again.
42:22I'm like, fuck this shit, because Soha is such a good performer.
42:27And she sent me home.
42:30You know, Atina, she's my best friend in this competition.
42:33She's a great lip-sync girl.
42:35She has so much power.
42:36So we're going to give you the show, literally.
42:39The time has come for you to lip-sync for your life.
42:49Good luck, and don't fuck it up.
42:58You wear it well.
43:00You wear it well.
43:02You wear it well.
43:04You wear it well.
43:06You wear it well.
43:08You wear it well.
43:10You wear it well.
43:12You wear it well.
43:14You wear it well.
43:16You wear it well.
43:18You wear it well.
43:20You wear it well.
43:22You wear it well.
43:24You wear it well.
43:26You wear it well.
43:28You wear it well.
43:30You wear it well.
43:32You wear it well.
43:34You wear it well.
43:36You wear it well.
43:38You wear it well.
43:40You wear it well.
43:42You wear it well.
43:44You wear it well.
43:46You wear it well.
43:48You wear it well.
43:50You wear it well.
43:52You wear it well.
43:54You wear it well.
43:56You wear it well.
43:58You wear it well.
44:00You wear it well.
44:02You wear it well.
44:04You wear it well.
44:06You wear it well.
44:08You wear it well.
44:10You wear it well.
44:12You wear it well.
44:14You wear it well.
44:16You wear it well.
44:18You wear it well.
44:20You wear it well.
44:22Brand new.
44:24Work it for me.
44:26Work it for me.
44:28You wear it.
44:30You wear it well.
44:32You wear it well.
44:34You wear it well.
44:36Hahaha.
44:38Oh my god.
44:40Holy shit.
44:42That was so good.
44:44Oh my god.
44:46That was everything.
44:48The two gals just
44:50The stage.
44:51I like the choreograph.
44:53All stars, I've made my decision.
44:59Soda Muse,
45:00con-drag-ulations,
45:02you're a winner, baby.
45:03Yeah, she be a legend for the world.
45:07And you are advancing to the final round.
45:11Atina Likis,
45:13thank you for a fantastic season.
45:17Thank you so much.
45:18Sashay away.
45:21It feels like a déjà vu.
45:22Thank you so much.
45:24Bye, girls.
45:27I love you.
45:29Oh my God, I'm top three.
45:33To me, that's a double.
45:35That's a double win.
45:37Amazing.
45:38Hi, girls.
45:39Hi.
45:41Good job, baby.
45:42That was amazing.
45:43Atina, that was amazing.
45:47Thank you so much.
45:48For me, that was a double win.
45:50Good job, baby.
45:51Thank you so, so much.
45:52Well done.
45:53I've got to be so proud of yourself.
45:55Thank you very much.
45:56Oh my God, it was so good.
45:57I didn't want to be with Soha
45:58because we did it again.
45:59But I was like, you know what?
45:59You guys are so respectful of the girls.
46:01That lip sync is up there.
46:03I'm very proud.
46:04Even if I didn't win that lip sync,
46:06I felt so great sharing the stage with Soha.
46:08I think we had a moment together.
46:10I'm going home very happy.
46:12Soha, bitch, good luck
46:13and bring that money to Europe, girl.
46:16We couldn't call it.
46:17This was a hard one for us.
46:19But this one is going to be amazing.
46:21Oh my God.
46:23Attention, queens.
46:25Please return to the main stage.
46:29Please return to the main stage.
46:35Shopping with Clara is so smooth.
46:38Miranda.
46:40Welcome back to the Global All Stars Lip Sync Lollapalooza.
46:44All right.
46:46Let's give it up for our top two lip sync assassins.
46:50Yes.
46:55Welcome back, ladykins.
46:57Galavaro.
46:59Soha Demuse.
47:01Soha.
47:02Soha.
47:03Soha.
47:04Soha.
47:05Soha.
47:06Soha.
47:07Soha Demuse.
47:09Condragulations for making it to the finals.
47:14I love pretty much Soha,
47:16but I need so much that money.
47:19I'm going to fight till the end.
47:21I'm not going to give up.
47:24I'm going to show you.
47:25I win already two, not the third one.
47:28Two Global All Stars stand before me.
47:32Prior to tonight,
47:33you were asked to prepare a lip sync performance
47:36of my song, The Beginning.
47:40All Stars,
47:41this is your last chance to impress me,
47:44win the title of Global Lip Sync Assassin,
47:48and a cash prize of $50,000.
47:53Yes.
47:54Y'all better share.
47:56The time has come
48:00for you to lip sync
48:02for your mother-tucking life.
48:06Yeah.
48:07Good luck, and don't fuck it up.
48:35Tell yourself brand new day.
48:38This is how we get it.
48:40How we get it.
48:41This is how we get it.
48:43All the rest of your life.
48:45This is how we get it.
48:47How we get it.
48:48This is how we get it.
48:49All the rest of your life.
48:51This is how we get it.
48:53This is how we get it.
48:55This is how we get it.
48:57This is how we get it.
48:59This is how we get it.
49:01This is how we get it.
49:03This is how we get it.
49:05This is how we get it.
49:07This is how we get it.
49:09This is how we get it.
49:11This is how we get it.
49:13This is how we get it.
49:15This is how we get it.
49:17This is how we get it.
49:19This is how we get it.
49:21This is how we get it.
49:23This is how we get it.
49:25This is how we get it.
49:27This is how we get it.
49:29This is how we get it.
49:31This is how we get it.
49:33This is how we get it.
49:35This is how we get it.
49:37This is how we get it.
49:39This is how we get it.
49:41This is how we get it.
49:43This is how we get it.
49:45This is how we get it.
49:47This is how we get it.
49:49This is how we get it.
49:59All stars, I've made my decision.
50:13Soda Muse,
50:15congratulations.
50:25You're in the front of the queen boo-boo.
50:27Now he has money.
50:29Bitch, what?
50:31You are the first ever
50:33Global Lip Sync Assassin.
50:39I just want to tell you something.
50:41All of you learned to us, to me,
50:43to love.
50:45Thank you so much.
50:51You've won a cash tip
50:53of $50,000.
50:55So you can use
50:57Klarna at checkout
50:59on your favorite brands.
51:03And for my
51:05seven other returning all-stars,
51:07Klarna is giving
51:09each of you a cash tip
51:11of $1,000.
51:17Thank you for a truly
51:19amazing season.
51:27Racers, fasten your seatbelts
51:29for next week's
51:31gag-worthy global grand finale.
51:33And to our fans,
51:35which global all-star
51:37do you want to win?
51:39Are you team Kitty?
51:41Are you team
51:43Alyssa?
51:45Are you team Queen?
51:47Or are you team
51:49Nelania?
51:51Let your voice be heard
51:53using the hashtag
51:55globalallstars.
51:57Until next week, remember,
51:59if you can't love yourself, how in the hell
52:01are you going to love somebody else?
52:03Can I get an amen up in here?
52:05Let the music play.
52:07RuPaul's Global All-Stars.
52:09The finale, the final four.
52:11You'll star in the music video.
52:13Dance like the world is watching.
52:15This is my time.
52:17I need to prove that I am the best of the best.
52:19You should be very proud
52:21of yourself.
52:23Thank you so much. Sorry.
52:25I feel like I've got this in the bag.
52:27The winner of RuPaul's Drag Race
52:29Global All-Stars is...