Crayon Shin Chan EP8
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00:00One! Two! Three! Ha!
00:04Yeah!
00:08Little Morphin' Tranny!
00:18Another self-esteem deflating day.
00:20I can't wait to go lose myself in the magic of redhead pornography.
00:25The train station's so far from here.
00:28It's my own walk of shame.
00:31Can't wait till our home's fixed.
00:33Shin! Open the door!
00:38Hey, Tiger.
00:42Hey there, animal of your choice.
00:50Whoa! She's all my VHS tapes brought to life.
00:55Smell-come home, Daddy-o.
00:57Smell-come. Right.
00:59Where'd you come up with that gem of a joke?
01:03No time to argue, Dad.
01:04Earlier today, I saw the most amazing redhead.
01:06And I don't know why, but it made me feel tingly.
01:09I know. I saw her myself, and she didn't even slap me or anything.
01:12Quick, rate her body, face, and how good she burps.
01:15Let's see. An eight, a nine, and a who cares?
01:17She's the hottest thing I've seen since the pics in this morning's spam mail.
01:20I thought tonight was gonna suck, but now I actually have a reason to live.
01:23I have to go back out and see her again.
01:27Welcome home, dear. And how was work today?
01:30My boss won't look at me. Is that a good sign?
01:32Excuse me, it's man-time. We're talking about our neighbor.
01:35Yeah. I met him this morning, actually. What a jerk.
01:38Wait. You already met the next-door neighbor and he's a he?
01:41You might need to get your eyes checked, dear.
01:43Which next-door neighbor? There's Yanro in 201 and you in 203.
01:47Sounds like you've got it all figured out. It must have been my mistake.
01:51Well, I think it's time to go and meet this Mr. You formally.
01:54Maybe invite him out for a drink or three, you know, to be neighborly.
01:57Wait, Dad. I'm going, too.
01:59Hiro, you can't take Shin with you to a bar.
02:02We'll go to that video game bar. It's wholesome family fun.
02:05If someone calls, tell them I'm becoming a man.
02:10So, we're not really going to a bar, right?
02:13No. You see, your mom's trying to trick me into not meeting our new neighbor by telling me she's a he.
02:18Coming.
02:22Hi.
02:25Hi there. We chatted earlier. I'm Hiro. I'm an ultimate fighter.
02:29Yeah, me too. I've got 14 knockouts, two of them in the doom cage.
02:33I brought my kid along with me. I'm sensitive like that.
02:36Well, my name's Yu and I love guys that are sensitive.
02:39I'm sensitive, too. I make up songs about Whitey. I cry during the credits of Action Bastard.
02:44Knock it off, Shin. I cry way more than he does. Those dumb kitten posters get me every time.
02:49Anyway, if I buy you a swimming suit, will you model it to be polite?
02:53Would you be quiet? Don't ask her that.
02:55Sorry. He's a very imaginative, well, stupid boy.
02:59For the last three months, he thought the sun and the moon were God's kneecaps.
03:02Yeah, but I'm not the only one who has a good imagination.
03:05Sometimes my dad gets in bed with my mom and pretends he's a whiny goat.
03:09Oh. It's nice to know I'll be living next to two hard bodies with such great personalities.
03:14Yeah.
03:16Time to hit the gym.
03:29Just another wonderful day spent living a huge and horrible lie.
03:33Oh, yeah. I'd better brush up for tomorrow.
03:40What a great neighbor we have. So healthy and nice and delightfully witty.
03:44Just think what that neighbor will accomplish with such a body.
03:47Tomorrow, let's say we become top-notch Spy Ninja fighter pilots. The neighbor will love that.
03:54Guys only talk this way about girls they don't stand a chance with.
03:57But the neighbor's a man. I met him myself.
04:04Hey.
04:06Hey.
04:07I'm Mitzi. My husband, son, daughter, and I live next door now. Just wanted to say hi.
04:11And now you have. Congratulations.
04:17But Hero can't be turning gay. He's so good at witty banter.
04:20What's wrong with you? Take off your shirt and make me some dinner.
04:23No. I am tired of naked cooking and I am tired of you.
04:26You ungrateful slut. Have you forgotten who got you here?
04:30Who put you out of that nothing town and made you a star?
04:34The neighbor has a man. That just wrecks my whole fantasy.
04:38But the neighbor is a man. What are you talking about?
04:41Wait. I thought you were trying to trick me. The neighbor's really a woman. I met her earlier tonight.
04:45A hottie-tottie woman who probably blows good snot rockets.
04:48You guys are sad and wrong too. I told you the neighbor's a he.
04:52Poorly shaven, spiky hair, vaguely beefy odor, the whole nine yards.
04:56Hey. I know something about beefy odors and she smells like springtime.
05:00Mom. Dad. Stop fighting. I'm trying to hear the neighbor's fight.
05:03You don't love me. You've been sleeping with my sister.
05:06How do you know about that?
05:08Because I'm sleeping with her too.
05:10The papers were right, you dirty, dirty whore.
05:13Geez. Sounds like a bad indie film in there.
05:15Do you think we should do something to help?
05:17I don't know. Whenever the cops interrupt our fights, the makeup sex is kind of awkward.
05:21I will stab you in the face with this pencil.
05:24No. Not the number three. It's lead content is dangerously high.
05:29Please don't let that maniac lose her beautiful boobies.
05:33Oh, man. It sounds like he's really hitting her.
05:35You're right. We should go break it up.
05:39Hey. Open the door.
05:41Just kick him in the balls or the butt. Whichever way he's facing.
05:58Pull!
05:59Oh, sorry if I scared you guys.
06:01I'm reading scripts for schizotransvestite films.
06:04Oh. Well, you don't say.
06:06Yeah, you are.
06:07Apparently, they're pretty big and lousy. I want to get in on that action now before the market dries up.
06:12Sure. That does make sense.
06:14Yeah. I'm pretty excited about this writing team.
06:17They wrote the pull scene and show girls.
06:22There. So, this is the real me.
06:24As you can see, I'm a struggling actress.
06:26And dressing up helps me get into character.
06:28Hey, me too. I draw my pants to be Mr. Elephant.
06:31Sorry about the mix-up.
06:32Yeah. We really hope we didn't ruin your night or anything.
06:35You ruined this door's night and it's coming out of your security deposit.
06:39And the quest to fill up my boob jar takes another crippling blow.
06:46All right, guys. I'm off to work.
06:47Try to sell something today, dear.
06:50Oops. I almost forgot.
06:51Shin, will you bring me my briefcase?
06:54See ya, Gramps.
06:56Oh, are you trying out for a punk rocker role today?
06:59Stop trying to bring me down. I've been on the road since I was 12.
07:03Oh, man. This is going to take a while to get used to.
07:07I like to think her real face was burned up by toxic waste years ago.
07:11Shouldn't you have left by now, hero?
07:13I thought it took you twice as long to get to the train station from here.
07:16Oh, yeah. I forgot. See ya.
07:18Wait! Briefcase!
07:19Shin, you were supposed to get it.
07:21I was busy talking about our hot neighbor.
07:23That's it! From now on, we only talk about my hotness.
07:27Say something!
07:28Your butt's pretty big.
07:33Yo! Here's more show!
07:37A bicycle built for poo.
07:44Mrs. Nohara, you are aware your son must go to school every day, are you not?
07:49Yes. Only part of the day I don't want to cry.
07:51Yet you let him sleep in on school days!
07:53No! No! I tell him to go to sleep, but he won't!
07:56And I tell him to wake up, but he won't do that either!
07:59What more could a mom possibly do?
08:01You do know if he misses the bus!
08:03No! No! I can't bike up that frickin' hill!
08:07So the only way to save the planet is to keep your head up.
08:10Even when you're not going anywhere.
08:12The planning of a group of science-y type people...
08:15It's here.
08:16...funded economically by the charitable contributions of Big Oil.
08:18Just like his father.
08:20The bus is waiting and Shin's still asleep.
08:23Balls.
08:24Great. And all because I woke up late this morning!
08:27A storm was really rolling. Frogs and dogs were raining from the sky!
08:31Kyle! You're up! I'm so, so happy!
08:34That's what you said to Dad, too.
08:36No time to chat. Gotta get you dressed and fed.
08:38No time for clean underwear, either.
08:40Two days, people!
08:41Getting late.
08:42Eat, eat, eat, and drink!
08:45Give him one more minute.
08:47One more minute.
08:48We did it! And in record time!
08:50Now, go to school!
08:53Just as soon as I poop.
08:54Right!
08:56No! You can go at school!
08:58This isn't the kind of thing that can wait, Mom!
09:00The bus is outside! Hold it in!
09:03Once the rockets have been cleared for launch, all you can do is stand back!
09:07There's the party. And here comes the party.
09:10I was so close.
09:12We both knew that this day would come eventually.
09:15You try to prepare yourself, but...
09:17All my thoughts are with you.
09:19Thanks.
09:22I might want to change my diet.
09:26I'm done. You can take me to school now, Mom.
09:29Twenty minutes! It took less time to squirt hema out of me.
09:32Can't rush it.
09:33Now, I won't be able to read this map while pedaling the bike, so you'll have to help.
09:37You'll have to be my navigator.
09:39What's being an alligator got to do with anything?
09:41Not alligator! Navigator! I want you to be my navigator!
09:44You look at the map and tell me how to get to school!
09:46Oh!
09:47And put the elephant back in its cage!
09:49You got me.
09:52This heat sure isn't going to help with the chafing.
09:56Yeast infection, here I come.
09:58Now, which way do we go?
10:00Let's see. That way.
10:02I can't see you pointing. I don't really have eyes in the back of my head.
10:06Say left or right.
10:07Which one means that way?
10:09That way.
10:11Let's try joystick hand and buttons hand. You think you can handle that?
10:14That might work, but how about remote hand and hand down the pants hand instead?
10:18Whatever.
10:19Hand down the pants hand here.
10:21I'm going to need more warning than that.
10:24Another pants hand.
10:26Okay.
10:28Hand down the pants again.
10:30Okay.
10:34What are we doing back here?
10:36I can't even read the funny pages. How do you expect me to read a map?
10:40Give me that.
10:41No wonder you had it upside down.
10:43You know, come to think of it, you must get that from your dad.
10:46He did the same thing when he was trying to read that Joy of Population book.
10:51This is torture.
10:52If my underwear rides up any higher, I'm going to need a colonoscopy to get it out of my ass.
10:57Yeah, I got a wedgie too, but at least mine's wiping my butt for me.
11:01Shut up!
11:02Mom, watch where you're going!
11:07That was a close one.
11:11What a cute street.
11:13Now I'm really glad we didn't just die.
11:15That's looksie.
11:16But Mom, by the time we get to school, all the good base will be eaten.
11:23That dress would look great on me.
11:25I won't fill out the bus, but that's what chicken cutlets are for.
11:28Oh, Mom.
11:30Yeah.
11:31Yeah.
11:36What's so great about jewelry, anyway?
11:39Who knew this place was here?
11:41It's like visiting a foreign country, but without all the unique smells and dysentery.
11:45Now that you know where it is, you can come some other time without me.
11:49What a delightful little tea shop.
11:51Teabaggers.
11:52Sounds like a fun way to spend the day.
11:54My butt just announced a sequel.
11:58Guess you'll have to go in there.
12:00Um, hello?
12:01Smells divine in here.
12:03Smells like a skunk died in here.
12:05Just do your do and then we can go.
12:13So much for just using the bathroom and leaving.
12:15Restrooms are for customers only, Shin.
12:17Hope you like your tea. It's made from 11 herbs and spices picked from our garden.
12:21And you can taste each and every one.
12:25Tingly.
12:26Oh, my son's coming in from our garden now.
12:29Mother, I just picked some lovely berries.
12:34Would you like to taste my berries?
12:38Does anyone else do those sparkles?
12:41You really think it was a good idea to drink four cups?
12:44I needed it. I lost a lot of my body's moisture staring at that tea shop always firm behind.
12:49So are we almost there yet, Mom?
12:51I don't know. Somebody back there doesn't know how to read a map.
12:54Uh, I don't think that's a nice way to talk about hemo.
12:58It's the S-Mart.
13:00If I remember correctly, the evil frickin' Hildir School is right past that store.
13:11Think muscular thoughts.
13:13Muscular thoughts.
13:15Musky.
13:19Here goes.
13:28Ah.
13:39Irregular tampons on sale now.
13:41Mark down to five boxes for the price of two.
13:44If you've got an irregular vagina, this is one sale you can't afford to miss.
13:49Hey, that's me.
13:51Ahh!
13:56Uh...
14:00Oh, here at last.
14:06Mrs. Nahara?
14:08What happened? Did you get lost on the way here?
14:11No, why? Shouldn't you be in class now?
14:14Oh, well, today's a half day, so we're taking the kids home.
14:18I sent a note home with Shin. He used a pretty font and everything.
14:28Ah yes, that's it.
14:32Well, have a nice ride back home.
14:41Hey mom, I think we need to take a pants hand here.
14:45Mom?
14:49Ah!
14:53The Young and the Eggless
14:57Ah, Sunday's coupons.
15:00Come on, give me a sign.
15:03How will my kids not starve this week?
15:06Avium flu-free eggs half off?
15:09Sale starts at three.
15:11Hope you're in the mood for omelets the next six to eight weeks.
15:14Your dad doesn't like those. They remind him of attic insulation.
15:18He still has those nightmares about inhaling it as a kid.
15:21My lungs are burning.
15:36Looks like another trampy American's moved here.
15:39Hey mom, her legs are decidedly more Uma-like than yours. Are you jealous?
15:43It's because I'm not wearing shoes with six inch heels.
15:46Seriously, the news did a story saying they can be really dangerous for the ankles.
15:53Nice stroller, nerd.
16:03Faster, they're making us look ghettos.
16:09She wants those eggs too. Why else would she be outside now?
16:12Everyone knows plastic-ass pussies like her are nocturnal.
16:16What if there's only one cart?
16:20The light's changing!
16:22I've got to beat that lighter tiara girl who hits the deal.
16:27Wait, why do my legs feel so heavy?
16:30Shen, get off my leg!
16:32Later.
16:43I'll never catch up with her now.
16:51Look mom, I'm waiting when he's feeling friendly.
16:54That's nasty, Shen. I told you not all pretend games are okay.
16:58I might have overreacted. The egg sale doesn't start until three.
17:02We can stop here and stock up on a few things while we wait.
17:05We need shampoo. Let's see.
17:09I'll get your face cream.
17:10The purple lid, dear.
17:12Zexa bastard make face cream? I'd wear that.
17:15Oh, hey.
17:17Mom, I found your crap. Mama Barker's Aquanet face rub.
17:21For elderly skin.
17:24Thanks a lot.
17:28She's tall.
17:30I told you already, it's because of those clown shoes.
17:32Hello. Want to test your skin with this marginally scientific product?
17:36It's on clearance.
17:38The test is free.
17:40You enjoy a good sale.
17:42Come on, it's great for a young woman like yourself.
17:44Yeah, screw wrinkle cream, girl.
17:46You've got to dish on the work you've had done.
17:48I'm dying to know, you don't look a day over 40.
17:50Well, maybe 45.
17:5248 tops.
17:54Who is this stupid American?
17:56Contamination must be a big problem for skin, huh?
17:59Yes, indeed. Especially for apartment dwellers.
18:02Hey, how did you know?
18:04Just a lucky guess.
18:06I'll put this here and it'll give us your skin age.
18:09Looks like the surface of a beat-up old bag.
18:12Don't make me shut your mouth for you.
18:14Oh, you got told.
18:16Let's hear the damage. What's my skin age?
18:1925 or 26.
18:21Lying.
18:22A little bit.
18:23I heard that.
18:25Hey, let me have a crack at that when you're done.
18:27Oh, of course, you'll love it.
18:29I tan, like, all the time, so I bet my skin's all young and healthy.
18:31I don't ask for much, but please let her future skin cancer be malignant.
18:35Oh, wow! You have the skin of a duff Lowen or Clarkson.
18:38What? But that's so wrong.
18:40My skin should look as smooth as a young Dakota Fanning.
18:43Oh, well, how old are you?
18:45Just turned 18.
18:47Son of a...
18:49Aging from 18 to 29's pretty rough, huh?
18:51Quiet, you.
18:53Lowen's skin is still pretty dope, I guess.
18:55Better brag to my crew.
18:57Gee, she texts fast.
18:59Oh, I bet she had that surgery to put extra joints in her thumbs.
19:01It was on the news.
19:05Ah! It's five to three! The egg sale!
19:07Shin, drop the wrinkle cream and run!
19:09Sorry, lady. I gotta go.
19:11Hey!
19:13What are you doing?
19:15She begs, of course.
19:17I need air!
19:19Ladies, please, I'm begging you for order.
19:21There's plenty of eggs for everyone.
19:25One bag left!
19:35Uh-oh.
19:37Paris!
19:39You abandoned me! That's ghetto!
19:41My baby!
19:43That brick wall is so ghetto!
19:49That baby's brains are gonna be scrambled if I don't do something.
19:53But if I save her life, I'll miss out on my eggs.
19:55What's a mom to do?
19:58It's too hard to make me choose.
20:00Hey!
20:02Use me, Mom!
20:04Okay, Shin, I'm counting on you.
20:06Find a way to clear that crowd!
20:19Maternal Rescue Power, help!
20:32I owe you some bling.
20:34Damn!
20:36Get the eggs!
20:38Sorry, girls, those eggs are my butts!
20:41Assists in an ass!
20:48It worked!
20:50The eggs are all mine!
20:54I've always wanted to be a hat.
20:56I'm gonna spit in all your omelets this week, you should know that.
21:00Paris!
21:05I can't thank you enough!
21:07Advice from an old mom to a young one.
21:09Wear flat shoes.
21:11No platforms in raising a child.
21:13Okay.
21:15What about Ugg boots?
21:17Egg Lady, I'd be honored to call you mentor!
21:19Mentor?
21:21Here's my card. Come over sometime.
21:27Shin, I'm gonna visit our neighbor, wanna come?
21:30Yeah, I do.
21:32But my omelets.
21:34I'll spit in them tomorrow.
21:37Hello?
21:39Be right there!
21:42Mentor!
21:44Oh, you're looking good, lady.
21:46Have I ever mentioned I'm an ultimate farter?
21:49You wanna watch Idol or something?
21:51Actually, I just came over to drop off this gift for you.
21:54It's an old Japanese custom between master and pupil.
21:58Wow, a bunch of eggs!
22:00Thank you, wise mentor, I bow before you.
22:05Yo!
22:07Time to go!
22:35But after all this I can rest a while
22:38And then I'll party, party, party, party, join us, join us
22:42Party, party, join us, join us, party, party, join us, join us
22:45Shake your day away and you can
22:47Party, party, join us, join us, party, party, join us, join us
22:50Party, party, join us, join us
22:52Shake your blues away!
22:56Yo! We're getting vacation, mom!
22:59This body's shaking and it ain't just shaking here
23:01I see that smile you're grinning ear to ear
23:04Sing this song and you should really sing it clear
23:07Just sing along with us!
23:12Party, party, join us, join us, party, party, join us, join us
23:15Party, party, join us, join us
23:17Shake your day away and you can
23:19Party, party!
23:21Oh, I grabbed your shoe!
23:23Party!
23:25Brand old party it is!
23:27Party, party!