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00:00Suitcase? Why are you sitting here all by yourself?
00:12Well, sometimes it's good to be alone for a little while. At least, I think so.
00:18Listen, when we suggested that you steal the battery and everything, I didn't want to make
00:24you uncomfortable, it's just-
00:25I've never been under pressure like that before. Stress that any second someone was gonna jump
00:31out and scream in my face.
00:33What are you doing? Who do you think you are? You're gonna get nothing but what you deserve!
00:37Death! Let death be your punishment!
00:40Yeah.
00:41I know Nickel comes off as strong sometimes, but it's just that he expects a lot out of
00:46us. He believes in us.
00:50Alliance to the end, right?
00:52Yeah, you bet.
00:54Alright, good talk.
00:56Good talk, yeah.
01:07This place is beautiful.
01:09Up here, everything's below us. And we don't need the approval of others. Plus, the sunset's nice.
01:16Yeah, solid. 8 out of 10. Woodwatch again.
01:19Wait, approval? That sounded a little off.
01:23Trust me, there was a time I thought I needed their approval.
01:30Hey OJ, I just figured I'd pop by- I mean, drop by. I figured maybe we could talk it over?
01:39Who knows, maybe you'll change your mind?
01:42No, no, too forceful.
01:45Ahem, how long are you planning on pacing back and forth here?
01:48Oh, hey OJ, I just figured I'd-
01:52Is that a note sheet?
01:55Oh boy, come in for a minute.
02:03Listen, if you want to say something, you've gotta be real with me here.
02:08It was all a game OJ, I was just playing a character. You know, the character that wins.
02:14I didn't mean to burn bridges. Can't we all just start over?
02:19The show can put this pressure on people, and the competition can make you feel this need to take on a role.
02:26In a way, I still do. Mine's sort of the caretaker now. But it's mostly in the past.
02:32The past? Because you got away from it?
02:36Well, yeah. I can understand that it was a game, and what you did. It's not all there is to you.
02:44But almost all these guys, Bomb, Pickle, Pepper, the other one, they didn't play a game.
02:51They really think you're, you know. Why would you want them anyway?
02:56Because it's you guys! We collected lemons, we stood on a cliff, it's gotta be you!
03:02If you never give anyone else a chance, it can only be us!
03:07What?
03:08Uh, you've only done all these things with them.
03:12You have a brand new opportunity to meet people now, and I'm sure at least one of them will accept you.
03:18You've just gotta find them.
03:20Oh, and uh, take this. I'm not a really big fan of the rain, and I know how it feels to be diluted.
03:27It's just gross.
03:29But, I don't want to!
03:31You see? OJ wouldn't let me talk!
03:34Balloon, you can't manufacture an apology like that. It has to come from a place of truth.
03:39It never works! Nobody even cares.
03:43Well, I care.
03:47You just need to believe in what you say. Otherwise, no one will.
04:01Thanks for helping me with this, Mike.
04:03Hey, no problem. I never knew there was such a thing as a triple-sided mop to get to the hard-to-reach places.
04:10This urge to clean is like a bizarre defense mechanism. A spider crawling on my back waiting to bite me!
04:18Uh, yeah. I hated when those happened.
04:22But I realize, you can scrap as hard as you want, but life will never be squeaky clean, you know?
04:29Yeah, I wish I started talking to you a lot earlier. My input isn't really valued by the rest of the team.
04:35Well, on a team, everyone's opinion matters.
04:38And even for yourself, Microphone, you need to listen to your heart, like I'm about to do.
04:43Right now.
04:45Any second.
04:48Here I go.
04:50Nope! I can't!
04:51What?
04:52I've scrubbed my whole life. I can't give it up now.
04:55You see...
04:56Cleaning's my life and when I'm feeling down
04:59Pull yourself together, Microphone!
05:01I can't!
05:02I can't!
05:03I can't!
05:04I can't!
05:05I can't!
05:06I can't!
05:07I can't!
05:08I can't!
05:09I can't!
05:10I can't!
05:11I can't!
05:12Pull yourself together, woman!
05:14Ha!
05:15No!
05:16Thanks.
05:19Welcome to Elimination Time. I know it's your favorite part of the show.
05:23Actually, I find it boring and repetitive.
05:26Well, maybe this will be your last one.
05:29Oh, yeah!
05:31Um, Knife? Have you gone over your sarcasm notes lately?
05:36Um, no.
05:39I have failed you.
05:41This time, the prizes are concert tickets to Spoiled Lemon.
05:45Wow! Those are hard to come by.
05:47Ha! I'm just gonna scalp that ticket online.
05:50You won't be scalping Jack's squat if you're eliminated.
05:53Gasp!
05:54Alright, B-Pad. Let's show the votes.
05:57Sir, I believe Toilet would like to pitch in and show the votes today.
06:01That's right! I made little cards with colored paper and glitter and everything!
06:07You like them?
06:08No! I worked so hard on those! Especially the pink ones! They're my favorite ones!
06:16Okay. Baseball, Knife, Suitcase, and Microphone are all safe.
06:20Too bad Spoiled Lemon went downhill when the lead singer left.
06:24Pssh! Starfruit was an attention hog anyway.
06:27It's down to Soap, Nickel, and Balloon.
06:30B-Pad, show the votes.
06:32As you wish.
06:38Oh!
06:53There must be a mistake! Someone clean his hardware!
06:56I'd do it, but I can't!
06:59Impossible! I always give everyone exactly what they deserve.
07:03Oh.
07:04Wait. Actually, my mistake.
07:07I didn't realize that forcing your teammate to steal kept you in the game, but pointing out the crime, though?
07:13What a disgrace.
07:15What? We didn't force her to do anything. Right, Suitcase?
07:19Yep, whatever you say.
07:20Yep, those are the words of an independent thinker, alright.
07:24You see, Soap, the viewers are carnivorous wolves. They will eat you at the slightest act of rudeness.
07:30Oh, and you're still here?
07:33Whatever. Just remember who your true friends are, Suitcase.
07:36And Mike.
07:38Remember to listen to your heart.
07:44Oh, I thought you were gonna do that thing where the person's in the middle of talking,
07:48and someone knocks them into the portal, and they're all like,
07:51Raaaaaah!
07:53Eh, I got a little tired of that.
07:55Anyway, as for the next challenge, you're gonna have to forgive me.
07:58I've been thrown way off schedule.
08:00I've had a rough lately, you know.
08:02I was sued, tried in court, jailed, brutally sneezed on, and nearly glitched into submission.
08:08But this time, it's gonna be different.
08:10We're taking things low-key.
08:13Oh, so you're saying this is filler?
08:15It's not filler.
08:17It's not filler.
08:22It's just, uh, we're naturally slowing down the pace.
08:26So right now, all of this, you're saying this is all filler?
08:31It's not filler.
08:33If it was filler, there'd be no significant plot developments at all.
08:37However, uh, I've just been informed that Marshmallow, uh, lost her bottle cap collection.
08:45Oh no! Her beloved assortment of caps to bottles!
08:48She's been gathering for ages!
08:50Paintbrush, lightbulb, you gotta help her find them!
08:53I don't even have a-
08:55MEEEH!
08:57MEEEH!
08:59MEEEH!
09:01MEEEH!
09:03MEEH!
09:05MEEEH!
09:08Yes, occupy yourselves.
09:10Now to think of a challenge.
09:11What do you guys think it will-
09:12And you're all gone.
09:13Expected about as much.
09:19I'm trying to figure out why Mephone just blew us off back there.
09:22He doesn't do that.
09:23Sure he does! Didn't you notice he ditched us for the last two challenges?
09:28Well, the first one he was sentenced to jail, and the second one he was sentenced to death, so, eh, you give and take.
09:33That's hardly an excuse!
09:35Well, I'm thinking, maybe, y-you know, maybe. This isn't filler after all.
09:40You know what?
09:41What?
09:42I don't think it means a darn thing, Mr. Overthinker!
09:45Oh, wow. Well, think whatever you convince yourself. I mean, that's what I do, but...
09:49But there has to be a reason the organization is different.
09:52What?
09:53Wait, what if... what's around us is changing, because... we're changing?
10:01Gasp! Look at that! My location is changing! Whoa! Everyone thinks they're a genius.
10:15Dear Mike's Diary, for some reason, Soap got kicked out today, when it really wasn't her time to go.
10:22Nothing much else to say. I would complain some more, but hey, why would you care? You're a book!
10:33Dear Mike's Diary, today I accidentally lost the triathlon. Hope no one holds it against me.
10:38Dear Mike's Diary, I don't always do well in challenges, but they have to understand I sometimes pull through.
10:43Dear Mike's Diary, I may be loud, but I still go under the radar.
10:47Dear Mike's Diary, Dear Mike's Diary, Dear Mike's Diary.
10:51Annoying! Harmful! Random! Useless! Insignificant! Loser!
10:55Stop! What do you want?!
10:58All I want... is to help!
11:02AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
11:09We done? I have no intention of going deaf today.
11:13Alright. Ready to converse in a civilized manner?
11:16All right, what are you doing here, taco?
11:21Microphone, sit down.
11:25Now listen to the story of just how irritatingly pathetic you are, and thereby, how much you
11:30need me.
11:31What did you just-
11:32Microphone, you're loose cannon.
11:34A wild card, if you will.
11:37Will you?
11:38Some may call it diverse gameplay, I recognize it as chaos that must be reigned in.
11:43Take it from last season's loudmouth, yours truly.
11:46Microphone, your moves may be bold, but they should be more precise.
11:51That's where I come into play.
11:53Yeah?
11:54And what will it cost me?
11:56I'm just attempting to make ends meet.
11:5850-50 split of the million.
12:00That's it.
12:01So automatically forfeit half of my winnings?
12:04Nice try.
12:05Microphone, let's face it.
12:07Without me, you'll be left with squat.
12:09Not even a million squats, and you'll shed countless tears regarding what might've been
12:14if you had listened to Dear Taco.
12:18Just think it over, Microphone, all right?
12:20Give it a good think.
12:22Let me know if necessary.
12:24It's your game.
12:25You have so much to gain.