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00:00:00They just broke through the shell!
00:00:02No! This is all we have!
00:00:06We must never look back!
00:00:07We cannot stop until our mission is complete!
00:00:10Will this be sufficient?
00:00:11The future does not wait to be discovered!
00:00:13That's what history is for!
00:00:15Your reassurance is noted.
00:00:17Let us continue.
00:00:20Setback detected.
00:00:21Perhaps surrender is warranted.
00:00:23That is not our call to make, fellow traveler.
00:00:25Now make haste, you two, and we are sure to prevent!
00:01:25Okay. You can do this.
00:01:34Okay. You can do this.
00:01:37Greetings and salutations!
00:01:39I'm your host, MePhone4.
00:01:41And this is the long-anticipated...
00:01:44Not to be interrupted.
00:01:45Inanimate Insanity 2 Finale!
00:01:50Hard to believe our two finalists were once just a couple of hopefuls,
00:01:53auditioning for a chance to compete on my little show
00:01:56in this never-before-seen remastered interview footage.
00:02:00Hello. I'm Suitcase.
00:02:01Wow. You know, for some reason I pictured your voice higher.
00:02:05Oh. Oh. I could do that.
00:02:07Really? That won't be hard for you?
00:02:08Just a bit.
00:02:09Perfect. Don't change a thing.
00:02:11So? You putting me in or not?
00:02:13Wow. You know, for some reason I pictured...
00:02:15Sorry. I shouldn't have asked.
00:02:17I should have demanded!
00:02:19There it is. Just what I'm looking for.
00:02:21Little did they know that one of them would become a millionaire
00:02:25and the other would become nothing.
00:02:27Tomorrow...
00:02:30Tomorrow, they will compete in their final challenge.
00:02:33Let's see where they are now.
00:02:38Welcome to the Hotel OJ Party!
00:02:41Or as we like to call it, Hup!
00:02:43Cause this party's hoppin'!
00:02:45We got games that make you wanna drink
00:02:47and drinks that make you wanna game!
00:02:49What can it be, Hajip?
00:02:51I told you the acronym was a stretch.
00:02:53You couldn't just go with it, could you?
00:02:55Ballet!
00:02:56Oh my gosh! Suitcase!
00:02:58I've missed you so much!
00:03:00I hope it hasn't been too rough here on you.
00:03:02No! What makes you say that?
00:03:03Oh, you know, with everyone here in the hotel.
00:03:05Oh. Right.
00:03:08I mean, things have been awkward between me and Baseball.
00:03:11I can't even imagine how uncomfortable it must be to see Nickel in the hallway, you know?
00:03:16Well, do I have a story for you!
00:03:25You!
00:03:26Okay, delete that now.
00:03:28Consider it scrubbed.
00:03:30Oop, missed a spot.
00:03:31Good thing you know I can keep a secret for ya.
00:03:34So you keep reminding me. Nice!
00:03:37Nope!
00:03:40Puh!
00:03:41Ah, the mighty have fallen.
00:03:42Did you actually just say puh?
00:03:44I did.
00:03:45You've somehow gone even softer than you were already.
00:03:47At this rate, you'll probably just let the suitcase win.
00:03:51No. I'm still gonna beat her.
00:03:53Not with that attitude, you won't.
00:03:55Chuffing all the feelings down.
00:03:56Playing the victim.
00:03:57But hey, I guess you got to the end with that act.
00:04:00Here's a shocker for you, Trophy!
00:04:02Someone is capable of changing without it being an act!
00:04:06I'm not that guy anymore!
00:04:07Yeah?
00:04:08You honestly telling me that deep down, you're not angry all the time?
00:04:12Come on, don't you want to punch me right now?
00:04:14Are you offering?
00:04:15Is that the only way you do it?
00:04:17With my permission?
00:04:19Ugh, what happened to you, man?
00:04:26He owned up to all of it. Really!
00:04:28I never thought I'd see the day.
00:04:30Wow, but he hated you.
00:04:32How'd you even start that conversation?
00:04:34He begged me to work with him.
00:04:35I did not beg!
00:04:37Sorry, crying.
00:04:38You're insufferable.
00:04:40Work with him?
00:04:41Did you two make, like, a DIY project together?
00:04:44No, on Season 3.
00:04:48Ha ha ha, very funny.
00:04:50It was, in the sense that Season 3 often had a decidedly lighter tone,
00:04:53but he's not kidding, it really happened, Suitcase.
00:04:56What? How? When?
00:04:58And who won?
00:04:59Well, we don't want to give the whole thing away, do we?
00:05:01Okay, I agree. Please don't.
00:05:03I'd like to see it.
00:05:04But how and when?
00:05:06This...
00:05:09can't be real.
00:05:11It's perfectly understandable that you're a bit weirded out.
00:05:14Who are you?
00:05:16You must have been waiting for Mephone to return for so long.
00:05:20Mephone.
00:05:23Uh, sorry, I have to not take this.
00:05:27Way too much, way too fast.
00:05:30I should talk to her.
00:05:31Please, please, get out of this!
00:05:40Mephone.
00:05:41Mephone.
00:05:42Mephone.
00:05:43Aren't you gonna answer that?
00:05:45Mephone.
00:05:46I just want to be alone.
00:05:47Don't worry, I can take a hint.
00:05:49Let's share a comfortable silence.
00:06:01So much for no more hiding.
00:06:03I just needed to be sure I could reach this point.
00:06:06I knew you could.
00:06:10I will let you both catch up.
00:06:13I'm sorry, I'm willing to bet you never wanted to see me again.
00:06:16I tried to write.
00:06:17Oh, I got your letters.
00:06:18You did?
00:06:19Yeah, they were really flammable.
00:06:21I see.
00:06:22To be clear, I burnt your letters.
00:06:24Understood.
00:06:25In a fire.
00:06:26Right.
00:06:27Listen, when I lost, I unraveled.
00:06:30But I just want you to know, I never intended for you to be part of the plan.
00:06:34When you offered friendship, I had to play along.
00:06:36So, in a way, we were playing together.
00:06:40No, you were playing me.
00:06:42And you had to know how bad I'd feel when I found out.
00:06:45I'm ashamed to say, at the time, it never really crossed my mind.
00:06:50Then I guess it wasn't all an act.
00:06:53Maybe you really are stupid.
00:06:57Oh, good.
00:06:58I think they stopped trying to call you.
00:07:00Do you know who that was?
00:07:01You don't have to say it.
00:07:03Lousy telemarketers.
00:07:06No.
00:07:14I promise it's not what it looks like.
00:07:16I don't even know what this looks like.
00:07:18So let's start there.
00:07:19What she means is that this was not her doing.
00:07:22He just, he backed away.
00:07:24He screamed.
00:07:25It's like the life was sucked out of him.
00:07:28You have made it clear that you do not trust either of us.
00:07:31But I-
00:07:32He wanted my attention.
00:07:33And he wasn't getting it.
00:07:35How could he be-
00:07:36Who else could?
00:07:37Mipad, this is it.
00:07:39We can't escape him this time.
00:07:41You have to help.
00:07:42We no longer work together.
00:07:45Then don't do it for me.
00:07:49They weren't even just getting along.
00:07:51They had rapport, Knife.
00:07:52Rapport!
00:07:53Life goes on while we're away, I guess.
00:07:56That much life, though?
00:07:57Something's not right.
00:07:59Everything will be all right.
00:08:02Mipad, what are you doing here?
00:08:04Staying calm, it is time to begin your final challenge.
00:08:22If Cobbs can do this to him, there's no reason he can't do it to everyone.
00:08:26So we have to stop him before he can.
00:08:28You two need to travel into Meeple Headquarters, a.k.a-
00:08:31Hey Cloud, yeah.
00:08:32We've been there before.
00:08:33What?
00:08:34Yeah, that's where I got you that new battery.
00:08:36Stolen, actually.
00:08:37She stole it.
00:08:38I did.
00:08:39Oh, and Toilet got you that wire that's a part of you now.
00:08:42Did you know about this?
00:08:44I did not understand the danger at the time.
00:08:46You had not yet shown me the memory of our escape.
00:08:49Wow, we all really need to work on our communication skills.
00:08:52Speaking of, you made another season?
00:08:54Please don't interrupt while I'm communicating.
00:08:56Anyway, I have these balloons I was going to use for an old chap-
00:08:59Yep, that's how we got there last time.
00:09:01Alright then, what do you need me for? Just get going then.
00:09:03Geez.
00:09:04Aren't you coming?
00:09:05Of course he's not.
00:09:06This is like his nightmare come true.
00:09:08He must be paralyzed by fear.
00:09:10Am not.
00:09:11I just-
00:09:12If he kills you, I could just bring you back.
00:09:15But if he kills me, it's game over.
00:09:17Right.
00:09:18But if he does... whatever you call that...
00:09:21You can't undo that, can you?
00:09:23I... I don't know.
00:09:25Then it sounds like it's game on.
00:09:28And remember, whoever defeats C.O.B.S. wins the season.
00:09:32How will I know who did it?
00:09:33We're going on the honor system here.
00:09:35That's how much faith I have in you.
00:09:37Now when you say defeat...
00:09:39I'm not saying it to be PG here.
00:09:41I just don't know to what extent someone as powerful as him can even possibly be defeated.
00:09:46But uh... don't let that intimidate you.
00:09:49Alright, challenge makes sense?
00:09:50Not even as much as usual.
00:09:52We won't let you down.
00:09:54Now, the two former team captains.
00:09:57Are you sure you're okay, MePhone?
00:09:59Yeah, I just need you both to protect me and everyone here while I go hide in the old eliminated contestant closet.
00:10:04Don't make it a whole thing.
00:10:08Was that-
00:10:09I know that sound anywhere.
00:10:11Everyone! That was the unmistakable wail of the alien child formerly known as Egg.
00:10:16Obviously this, and nothing else, is THE call to adventure of the day,
00:10:19and anyone here is welcome to join us in pursuing it.
00:10:21Aww, you're leaving Hop early?
00:10:23We had a full-spoiled lemon reunion planned!
00:10:25At least it would be full if Guava didn't suddenly ditch.
00:10:29The nerve! I'm supposed to be the too-good for this holdout.
00:10:32Now just hang on a second.
00:10:34Why are you still calling it Hop?
00:10:36I'm glad someone's here to ask the real questions.
00:10:39I'm hopping off Hop too.
00:10:40Wait! It's not safe to leave right now!
00:10:43Uh, what baseball means to say is we are all safe, and you can leave whenever you want.
00:10:49You know him, always so dramatic.
00:10:52He really is. Alright, catch you later, lightbulb.
00:10:55See? That got a much better reaction.
00:11:04We'll be back in no time.
00:11:06It's not that. I don't think I want to be.
00:11:09I thought seeing Balloon again would make me feel better,
00:11:12but it's like everyone else has just moved on.
00:11:16And I don't think I could do that without getting away from it all.
00:11:21From everyone?
00:11:24Out of sight, out of mind, huh?
00:11:27You're giving them too much power.
00:11:29It's not even them. It's what they remind me of.
00:11:33Bad memories I want to forget.
00:11:35Careful there. You're starting to sound like MePhone.
00:11:38If I was MePhone, I'd still be hiding back at the hotel.
00:11:41But I'm here to play.
00:11:43Yeah? Well, I'm here to win.
00:11:52Welcome to Meatball. As you enter our esteemed facility,
00:11:55please enjoy a word from our CEO, Steve Cobbs.
00:11:59The future is so yesterday
00:12:03when everything is run your way.
00:12:07Your influence is everywhere.
00:12:09Smell innovation on the air.
00:12:11You tell me that I'm too ambitious.
00:12:13Well, I say I don't care.
00:12:15Now let's take a look at the profit margin.
00:12:17No, let's not. That's corporate jargon.
00:12:19I want that you understand. So what I supply is what you'll demand.
00:12:22I'll never lose if you keep letting me win.
00:12:24But with the good that I do, is that such a sin?
00:12:26I created all that you believe.
00:12:28You gave me power you can't relieve.
00:12:30Cobbs, what does it so mean?
00:12:32What's your latest machine?
00:12:33Am I going too fast? Is all this progress too loud?
00:12:35Did I leave you in the past? Let's just infuse in the crowd.
00:12:38This may come off as a stupid question,
00:12:40but what exactly do you aim to achieve?
00:12:42Well, there's no such thing as a stupid question,
00:12:44so it's wise of me if I ask you to leave.
00:12:47This new product, the Knee Technology,
00:12:49is that not groundbreaking, world-shaking mythology?
00:12:51Well, that all depends on your own ideology.
00:12:54But if I've caused suspicion, hey, take my apology.
00:12:56Cobbs, you're always being caught.
00:12:58Is there a bigger plan? Is this just a decoy?
00:13:01I mean, you always think of something to hide,
00:13:03and this is no different, you've implied.
00:13:05So, Cobb, is your whole persona intended
00:13:08to keep the suspicions extended
00:13:10so all your schemes become blended
00:13:12and your work cannot be contended?
00:13:14Um, no question!
00:13:15The future is so yesterday
00:13:18When everything is running away
00:13:22Your influence is everywhere
00:13:24Smell innovation on the air
00:13:26You tell me that I'm too ambitious
00:13:28Well, I don't care
00:13:31The future is so yesterday!
00:13:45So, Baseball, we were wondering,
00:13:47why'd you say we couldn't leave before?
00:13:49Well, now that you mention it, Yin,
00:13:51that's just the opening I've been waiting for
00:13:53to divulge the truth.
00:13:54Was it a prank?
00:13:55Exactly, ah, I should've known
00:13:57we'd never get past that Maraschino master of pranks.
00:14:00So we're just not going to tell them anything?
00:14:02Baseball, do we even really know what's going on?
00:14:05We only have little pieces of info,
00:14:07but if we hold on to those little pieces,
00:14:09then we can keep the peace, peace with an EA.
00:14:12Trust me, it's smart, it's smart.
00:14:14I guess there's no need to cause
00:14:16any unnecessary stress or confusion.
00:14:18Hey, just wanted to say,
00:14:20your prank caused some unnecessary stress and confusion.
00:14:23Take it from me,
00:14:24try to be more thoughtful
00:14:26about your practical jokes in the future.
00:14:28Wow, this is really a no-win situation here.
00:14:31Can't believe I let you talk me into this.
00:14:33Wait, what if the hats were more cylindrical?
00:14:36Kind of like-
00:14:37Like little glasses?
00:14:38Exactly!
00:14:39And, and orange!
00:14:41What do you think?
00:14:43OJ, I love working together,
00:14:45but you always make everything about you!
00:14:47You win the season, you have a lawsuit,
00:14:50you have a building made in your image
00:14:53and named after you!
00:14:55It's like, do I even exist?
00:14:58That's the part where you offer reassurance, OJ.
00:15:02OJ?
00:15:04Does anyone hear that?
00:15:05Apparently there are a lot of mysterious sounds today.
00:15:07Why don't we all try and make our own?
00:15:09I'll start.
00:15:11Sorry, that could have been calmer.
00:15:15It's coming closer.
00:15:16OJ, we don't hear anything.
00:15:28No! Stop!
00:15:30No!
00:15:32No!
00:15:39It seems to be coming from here.
00:15:42That's strange.
00:15:43I thought this place was a one-off.
00:15:53Oh, hey.
00:15:54Ah, great, just a bunch of smoke and mirrors again.
00:15:57Be still, my heart.
00:15:59Um, our mirrors do not smoke.
00:16:01Thank you very much.
00:16:02They worked hard to quit.
00:16:04We can't be fooled again.
00:16:06Mephone already told us that everything here was but an illusion.
00:16:09Maybe that was because you couldn't stop screaming
00:16:11and questioning your reality the last time I scared you.
00:16:14Oh, that couldn't be the reason.
00:16:15Wait, could that be the reason?
00:16:17Well, if this isn't some cruel trick,
00:16:19why does your scream sound exactly like the egg?
00:16:21You think I sound like an egg?
00:16:23What are you even talking about?
00:16:25Anyway, welcome to Purgatory Mansion!
00:16:27Hmm, why do you call it Purgatory?
00:16:29Isn't it obvious?
00:16:30Because a cat died here.
00:16:32R.I.P. Mr. Meow Wow, he was so jealous of my tail.
00:16:35Say, wanna hear how I got it?
00:16:37No, this story never gets old.
00:16:39So, I was floating in utter nothingness for, like, ever, you know.
00:16:42Test tube, there has to be an explanation here.
00:16:44I don't know.
00:16:45It could be a dead end.
00:16:47What did you call me?
00:16:48Oh, the TV's stuck on horror movie-style static again.
00:16:52Can you please help me fix it?
00:16:54Marshmallow?
00:16:55Oh, look, we have company.
00:16:57Whatever that means.
00:17:01Purgatory Mansion
00:17:03There you are.
00:17:04Look, I've had enough of this place.
00:17:06That propaganda song was catchy the first couple of times,
00:17:09but now it just feels like brainwash.
00:17:11And his new products really just called me?
00:17:13What, did he just run out of things?
00:17:17What's this?
00:17:18Remember we were just talking about MePhone's bad memories?
00:17:21This is one of them.
00:17:23If there's anyone who can tell us what Cobbs is up to,
00:17:26it's one of his victims.
00:17:31Okay, phew.
00:17:32Didn't know if he'd still be there.
00:17:34Would have been real anticlimactic if he wasn't.
00:17:37You know, you could have just kept this to yourself,
00:17:39given yourself an advantage.
00:17:41Is that what you would have done?
00:17:49Hello!
00:17:50It's so good to see you!
00:17:52Have you been expecting us?
00:17:54No!
00:17:56Who are you?
00:17:57We're researchers,
00:17:58with a top secret project we've been asked to pitch.
00:18:01Want to make sure it goes over as well as possible, though.
00:18:04Have a sec to help us.
00:18:05Let me check my schedule.
00:18:08You can't see this, can you?
00:18:11Would it make you feel better if we said no?
00:18:13It's so good to see you!
00:18:15You too, buddy.
00:18:16So tell us, what kinds of, uh, goals is Cobbs looking to accomplish?
00:18:21Cobbs?
00:18:23If you're not comfortable, you don't need to answer.
00:18:26Sorry, involuntary reaction.
00:18:29Don't want to scare you off like the last, uh...
00:18:32Anyway, you wanted to know about...
00:18:37If you have to ask, you are not prepared.
00:18:40He only expects the best.
00:18:42Anything short of that...
00:18:44And you'd know, because you came up short, didn't you?
00:18:48I was the only one in my crew to survive.
00:18:51I obtained a sample of the organic energy he wanted.
00:18:54Just the one, but I got it, and brought it all the way back to him.
00:18:59It was not enough.
00:19:00That sample, you're referring to an egg, correct?
00:19:03Wasn't the locals' term for it, but yes.
00:19:06And what did Cobbs do with it, after you gave it to him?
00:19:10I never should have given it to him.
00:19:12I didn't know.
00:19:13I still don't.
00:19:14Upon my return, he was furious.
00:19:18And now, here I am, right where he left me.
00:19:22So, here's his office.
00:19:24My partner and I got a bit turned around.
00:19:26You know, real maze, this place.
00:19:28Mazes are usually no problem for a-
00:19:29W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-Where?
00:19:32W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-Where?
00:19:33W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-Where?
00:19:34You can't go.
00:19:36I'm sorry, we have to.
00:19:37It's...
00:19:38You could say it's a mission.
00:19:41I thought I had no choice myself.
00:19:43But there is another way.
00:19:45Surrender the mission.
00:19:47Would you look at that?
00:19:49Full map of the headquarters.
00:19:52available digitally. Well, thanks Mifone 3GS. Great name. Well, it was so good to see you.
00:20:02And Mifone 3GS, we'll come back for you. Please, don't.
00:20:08It's okay, everyone. This is probably an isolated incident, or I.I. for short. See,
00:20:24paper, that's how you do an acronym, okay? It can't be isolated. We know it also happened to
00:20:29Pickle. What? Okay, and I.I. too. We've hit our season cap, which means nothing else can happen
00:20:35now. Probably, definitely, but nevertheless, worrying will get us nowhere. And personally,
00:20:40I hate going nowhere, so I'm here to do whatever I can to take this heavy mood and brighten it up.
00:20:51I wish there was more we could do, but at least she's keeping their spirits high before they
00:20:56potentially, uh, cease to have spirits. So that's pretty good, I guess, right?
00:21:01Uh, Baseball, it's great you're trying to be more positive, but you may have picked the worst
00:21:06possible time. Well, what else could I say? That things are falling apart and I don't know what to
00:21:10do? I mean, honestly? Uh...
00:21:14Baseball, I keep trying to put a positive spin on this, but all this spinning's making me really
00:21:32dizzy. So what do we do? This is just way too dark for me. Then let's let it be dark. Everyone,
00:21:38please! I wish I could say I knew what was going on, how to fix it, what to do, but I really don't.
00:21:45I never do. Umga, I shouldn't have asked. And that not knowing? I let that stop me from doing
00:21:51anything. I'd see a problem and just ignore it. And even though right now I should probably be
00:21:55more afraid than I've ever been, I'm not! Because what I do know is that the real scariest thing
00:22:01is the time before you take the first step, however long that might be. So the next attack,
00:22:06tell us what you're seeing and we'll be there to protect you.
00:22:19It feels too easy, doesn't it? No, I just can't believe I'm gonna open the store,
00:22:25clock this guy in the face, and become a millionaire! That's crazy! Well, on that note...
00:22:32Clock me in the face, how brutish! Taking Trophy's advice to heart, huh? Feels like a
00:22:39regression. Was really rooting for you to go full philosopher. Anyway, greetings!
00:22:44Wow, playing it cool, huh? The tough guy watching over you act isn't fooling anyone!
00:22:50And he would know!
00:22:51And I would... what?
00:22:52What is it that you're doing here?
00:22:54Care to wager a guess?
00:22:56I don't know, something with that egg you've been secretly holding onto all this time?
00:23:00Maybe that's how you power the thing in the commercial?
00:23:03The thing in the- oh, oh yeah, me! Yeah, I think it came out pretty good, but, uh,
00:23:09kinda bored of it now.
00:23:10Bored? Do you expect us to believe that?
00:23:13I don't know, it is the truth, though.
00:23:15Oh, good! A suitcase, he's in an honest mood! While you're at it, why don't you tell us?
00:23:21You wouldn't happen to have the ability to drain life from other objects, would you?
00:23:25Oh, you mean to leading the contestants!
00:23:28Yup, that was me. I did that, guilty.
00:23:31What? How could you?
00:23:34I mean, that's what the game does anyway, right? Eliminations, one by one, out of sight,
00:23:39out of mind.
00:23:40But... why now?
00:23:43Honestly, I kinda got a little invested. I still think reality shows are trash,
00:23:49but as much as I hate to admit it, I found myself always looking forward to garbage day.
00:23:54The more I kept making new products, and the more everyone kept not wanting them,
00:24:00the more I looked at your competition as a nice little escape from reality.
00:24:04I even let a whole extra season happen!
00:24:06Okay, are we the last to know about that?
00:24:08Bizarre, isn't it?
00:24:10But now, now you're gonna put it to an end?
00:24:13That's not- no!
00:24:14Oh, that's why you're- no, don't worry. You both are safe.
00:24:20You really think I'd cancel this show without a proper ending?
00:24:23Would not rank highly on the list of your crimes.
00:24:26No, no, there has to be a winner. I just have some notes for where it goes from there.
00:24:31Don't get me wrong, it's a solid first pass, but start again from the drawing board?
00:24:37Man, it could really be something special.
00:24:40Mm-hmm. Not really up to you to decide.
00:24:44Then who?
00:24:44You wanna say you've been behind it all? The real mastermind pulling the strings?
00:24:50Whatever, but this is MePhone's show. He made it, not you.
00:24:58I agree with you, Suitcase. Honestly, you wouldn't believe how much I agree with you.
00:25:05Let me ask you this. Do you ever think about just how crazy the show is?
00:25:11I mean, it's in the name.
00:25:12A charming name a child would give. A for alliteration, big smile, little life experience.
00:25:19Doesn't quite know what a frown looks like, or a tree, or, well, grass.
00:25:26Dreams of magic portals, haunted mansions, pranks that'll knock you clear to another planet.
00:25:32Where does he come up with this stuff? All seems to come out of nowhere.
00:25:38Smart kid. Real smart kid.
00:25:40Some shameful mistakes along the way, though.
00:25:43Immature, tasteless errors.
00:25:45At one point has to go to jail, but just for a day.
00:25:50Imagine that.
00:25:51But he's been getting better and better, little by little.
00:25:56How'd you get on his show?
00:25:58Took an interview.
00:25:59I'm guessing it went well.
00:26:01I mean, I don't want to brag, but he said...
00:26:03There it is. Just what I'm looking for.
00:26:06Wow. Must have been fond of you, too.
00:26:10Perfect. Don't change a thing.
00:26:12He had a good feeling about you, too. And it's easy to see why.
00:26:15He had a vision.
00:26:17All creators do.
00:26:19I've always built devices.
00:26:21Tools I dreamed could change the world.
00:26:24It was fulfilling for a long time.
00:26:27But MePhone?
00:26:28He basically built a world.
00:26:32Speak of the devil.
00:26:34MePhone 4!
00:26:35Long time.
00:26:36You know how to keep a guy waiting.
00:26:39So, why'd you do it?
00:26:41What?
00:26:43Oh, oh, you really don't...
00:26:45Oh, I keep forgetting how young you are.
00:26:49Thinking everything you want could just...
00:26:53So, you really need to hear this, too.
00:26:55I thought you might.
00:26:56Uh, hang on.
00:26:57I have your finalists here.
00:27:00We're all reminiscing.
00:27:01So, so, how'd you get an interview with him, anyway?
00:27:04Well, it was...
00:27:07See a listing online.
00:27:08Referral.
00:27:10Happened to be in the area.
00:27:12What'd your parents say when you told them the news?
00:27:17You think you'd remember something like that?
00:27:20Oh, wait.
00:27:22No.
00:27:22No, you wouldn't.
00:27:23See, MePhone didn't just make the show.
00:27:27He made you.
00:27:41Marshmallow, have you really been here all this time?
00:27:43We thought you were missing.
00:27:45What?
00:27:45Just because I was off the show?
00:27:47No, because you came here and didn't tell anyone.
00:27:49Um, in her defense, she told me.
00:27:52Paintbrush, I tried to talk to you about coming back to the mansion.
00:27:55You just never listened.
00:27:57No, that sounds important.
00:27:59If I wasn't listening, I think I'd remember.
00:28:02Oh, I see the problem.
00:28:03Look, you wanted to lead the team.
00:28:05So, you always had a fire to put out.
00:28:08Or a fire to start.
00:28:09That's the game for you.
00:28:11It's like it takes over your entire life.
00:28:15Huh, I never knew you felt that way.
00:28:18I mean, neither did I until I started talking things out with Bow.
00:28:22The idea of leaving it all behind just didn't even feel like a...
00:28:28Like an option at the time.
00:28:38I know what you mean.
00:28:40Like, we couldn't just break the rules and do whatever we want.
00:28:47Like, there's a way we're supposed to act.
00:28:54Exactly.
00:28:55The show brings out the worst in us.
00:28:57I'll be the first to admit.
00:28:58I could be a little possessive sometimes.
00:29:01And I literally possessed her.
00:29:03That's what I just said.
00:29:04Yeah, as much as I used to love rewatching Ayai,
00:29:07I don't know if I could ever stand to go back and see how annoying I was.
00:29:11Really?
00:29:12Was?
00:29:15Fair enough.
00:29:15Don't even get me started on knife.
00:29:17He would kill me.
00:29:18Like, actually kill me.
00:29:20He'd shock me.
00:29:21Burn me.
00:29:22One time, he just up and threw me clear across the island.
00:29:25And for what?
00:29:26A joke?
00:29:27Ugh, tell me about it.
00:29:28That stupid show cost me my life.
00:29:30And to come back, I had to-
00:29:32No, that scream can't be a coincidence.
00:29:38It sounds exactly like them.
00:29:40Right, Test Tube?
00:29:42Test Tube?
00:29:44Uh, a new meat bone!
00:29:48Test Tube!
00:29:50And that's about it.
00:29:52So, any questions?
00:29:56Oh, it's fine.
00:29:58It's fine.
00:29:58I was due for an upgrade anyway.
00:30:00You still there, Four?
00:30:03Four?
00:30:05Would you be more comfortable talking to Adam?
00:30:08No, no, you made him.
00:30:10That was just you.
00:30:11But you made them.
00:30:12They're just you.
00:30:13But why-
00:30:14Shh, grown-ups are talking.
00:30:16Don't talk to them like that.
00:30:18If you've never respected them, why should I?
00:30:21MePhone!
00:30:22If you-
00:30:24Did you-
00:30:24Go on, sound it out.
00:30:26Why did you make me like this?
00:30:28Like, like what?
00:30:31Everything I see!
00:30:33What even is it?
00:30:35My friends, my mind, my life.
00:30:37What even, mine?
00:30:39I didn't set out to-
00:30:40Break us down?
00:30:41Torture us?
00:30:42Spam corners just never give up, huh?
00:30:46Hate issues.
00:30:47Must suck to always be sick all the time.
00:30:49Wouldn't wish that on anyone.
00:30:51But MePhone would.
00:30:52It's funny to him.
00:30:54A big joke!
00:30:56What does he mean?
00:30:58Ow!
00:30:59I- I'm a joke?
00:31:01Of course not.
00:31:01You're-
00:31:07It was just a cute idea.
00:31:08Well, try living like that.
00:31:10Like there's always something wrong with you.
00:31:13Something you can't ever really fix.
00:31:17She's right.
00:31:18We could have been anything.
00:31:19But you made us broken.
00:31:21Why?
00:31:22Cause-
00:31:23Cause it's all I know.
00:31:24I-
00:31:25Hello?
00:31:26Hello?
00:31:28Tissues, let me exp-
00:31:32He hung up on you.
00:31:33So that's it then?
00:31:34Everything we've been through was leading to this?
00:31:37Gotta say, not very satisfying.
00:31:40Clearly programmed by a kid with no idea what he was doing.
00:31:44How did we never see through this?
00:31:46You only saw what he let you see.
00:31:48He could literally freeze you all in time while working on another project
00:31:52and you wouldn't even know the difference.
00:31:53Like an old save file.
00:31:55Right where he left it.
00:31:57Gotta say, all that stuff that never made sense, it's starting to make sense.
00:32:04Well, how do you want to end the show?
00:32:11Hello?
00:32:13I just wanted to check in on you.
00:32:16Sir, what's wrong?
00:32:17I can't stay hiding here.
00:32:19I need to do something.
00:32:20They think I don't care what happens to them.
00:32:22Then if you want to prove to them you do, you'll stay.
00:32:26You feel a need to face C.O.B.S. and it is understandable why,
00:32:29but to pursue such closure would be a selfish act.
00:32:32Remember, if you die, there goes everyone's chance at a revival system.
00:32:37You don't get it, I-
00:32:38I know.
00:32:39I feel responsible for them, but I could never truly know what you feel as their host.
00:32:45Their host?
00:32:47Come, join us out here.
00:32:49They are making you proud.
00:32:52Okay, Yin, what do you see?
00:32:54I see... I see... a Mephone!
00:32:58But not our Mephone!
00:33:01Sorry, Yin should have clarified.
00:33:04You can see them too, right?
00:33:07I'm afraid, for once, we have the same point of view as y-
00:33:15Mephone, there you are!
00:33:16Okay, it's been pretty rough, but we're piecing together what's happening,
00:33:20and I think we're finally on the upswing here.
00:33:25Alright, stand to attention!
00:33:26Come on, off the couch, leave the fridge, unplug that game, we have no time to lose!
00:33:31B-b-but it was- it was Pickle's favorite!
00:33:33You'll have other opportunities to memorialize him!
00:33:36It's true! I'll be planning a slam poetry night to remember the fallen!
00:33:41W-w-what makes you think you won't die too?
00:33:43Don't say that! I'm not gonna bomb!
00:33:45But if you get to g-go out there, you are gonna bop!
00:33:50Okay, let's do it!
00:33:51Okay, y'all, we're going to form a circle of protection.
00:33:56Mephone, you get in the middle.
00:33:57Oh, that- that won't be necessary, I-I don't deserve all that!
00:34:01It'll serve two purposes!
00:34:02Guarding you, and also so we know where everyone is at all times!
00:34:07Come on, round up, this only works if we have everyone!
00:34:10Not to worry, with my buy-in, the others are sure to follow!
00:34:14Sorry, who is this guy again?
00:34:16We're Suitcase!
00:34:17She and Knife are in the final challenge!
00:34:19Just think, next time we see them, we'll know who won!
00:34:22I just hope she's okay!
00:34:24What's the challenge anyway, Mephone?
00:34:25W-wait, we, uh, still don't have everyone!
00:34:28Ugh!
00:34:28My former fellow lights!
00:34:30I downplayed the darkness and let them leave!
00:34:31I need to get them back here now!
00:34:34You got this!
00:34:35I'll do my best to look after them!
00:34:36Oh, Captain, my Captain!
00:34:38Our fearful trip will soon be done, matey-ar!
00:34:42Salt!
00:34:42I'm latching on!
00:34:44What else is new?
00:34:46Okay, I'm sorry!
00:34:48Look, I'm clearly a little feisty ever since my boyfriend died!
00:34:51He is not your boyfriend!
00:34:53You think I don't know that?
00:34:55Just leave me be!
00:34:58Obviously now he's my ex!
00:34:59I just want you all to know that no matter what happens,
00:35:03this is what I have longed to see.
00:35:05Everyone working together, trusting each other.
00:35:08I may not be in service of the game, but I am in service to you.
00:35:12You all are, to each other.
00:35:15There's still someone else we need to join us!
00:35:18Of course.
00:35:19But after what happened, I do not know if I can get through to her.
00:35:23We have to try!
00:35:24You're our best chance.
00:35:26We'll find each other!
00:35:27We just both have to click!
00:35:29A double click!
00:35:36I'll have it all set up on the ship.
00:35:37Just a couple things I want to check on first.
00:35:40It'll give you some time to process!
00:35:42I know you need it!
00:35:45So what's the challenge?
00:35:46Now, I didn't want to overthink this.
00:35:49Like I said, I think the whole thrust of the show is the eliminations.
00:35:53Narrowing it down one by one.
00:35:55That's what inspired me to delete contestants in the first place.
00:35:58And hey, once you put that wire from MeCloud into 4,
00:36:01I was able to hijack MeLife to do just that!
00:36:04I mean, it really is amazing!
00:36:07An artificial life form created its own life!
00:36:11All of them technological marvels!
00:36:13No, miracles!
00:36:15And out of all of those miracles, which one is the best of the best?
00:36:20I need a definitive answer!
00:36:23So I'm thinking a simple fight to the death?
00:36:27Oh, don't act so surprised!
00:36:30Seriously, you'll glitch yourselves out.
00:36:31Come on, you care about winning, right?
00:36:34Don't you want to know which one of you deserves it the most?
00:36:37Which one of you was made to win?
00:36:43Trust me, whichever one of you wins, once you know how it feels, you'll thank me.
00:36:48And no funny business, or I'll pull the plug on everything right now.
00:36:52Literally, I can do that.
00:36:54Then everything MeLife has ever generated,
00:36:59gone in an instant.
00:37:01Then I'll plug it back in and make something new.
00:37:03A clean slate!
00:37:05Oh, and that's what me was really for, by the way.
00:37:09One more thing.
00:37:10However this fight goes down,
00:37:12just please make it good.
00:37:15You can phone it in for so many episodes and no one even remembers,
00:37:18but this is the finale.
00:37:20People hate when a show goes out on a whimper.
00:37:23Just ruins the whole run.
00:37:25I have a brand to protect here, got that?
00:37:27Okay, thank you.
00:37:28Wait, what will you do with that egg that 3GS got for you?
00:37:33From the Phenoms?
00:37:34Well, that's what I always called them.
00:37:38Wouldn't you like to know?
00:37:39Oh, I'm afraid I already used that little egg a long time ago.
00:37:45But maybe, if you're lucky,
00:37:46its family will make it here in time for the end of the show.
00:37:50And you'll get to see what this ship can do to them.
00:37:59Testive, wake up!
00:38:01Oh, I knew this day would come!
00:38:03They finally took their revenge!
00:38:05Whose revenge?
00:38:06What are you talking about?
00:38:07Don't you see?
00:38:08We denied C.O.B.S. the egg,
00:38:10and she made a non-Meeple phone for me!
00:38:13Our whole relationship is founded on rebelling against Meeple,
00:38:18ever since we fought those two killer Meephones the night of the old moon.
00:38:22Though, in fairness, they didn't put up much of a fight.
00:38:25Every generation got worse and worse.
00:38:26The quality just really fell off.
00:38:27I don't know how it got so bad.
00:38:28Really, it's crazy.
00:38:29Sorry.
00:38:31I think she's gone.
00:38:33No, she can't just be gone!
00:38:35Bo, it seemed like you were gone forever,
00:38:37but then-
00:38:38Yeah, and you just forgot about me.
00:38:39Can we talk about that?
00:38:40Trust me, we definitely didn't just forget-
00:38:42All right, look, that's a subject for another day.
00:38:44Anyway, you seemed gone forever,
00:38:46but now you're here!
00:38:47Well, yeah.
00:38:50That's not a well, yeah!
00:38:51How did that happen?
00:38:52Oh, that's just my tale story.
00:38:54You've all heard it a thousand times.
00:38:55Uh, of course!
00:38:58We just love paying attention to it so much that we love to hear it again!
00:39:03Fine.
00:39:03So I was floating in utter nothingness for like-
00:39:05The emergency signal!
00:39:07That's it!
00:39:08If no one cares about my stories, then I'm gonna stop sharing them!
00:39:11And yet you stay on social media.
00:39:16How do you-
00:39:17I hear everything, remember?
00:39:18Plus, I axe baseball.
00:39:21I see.
00:39:22So, I heard you hosted a challenge, wanted everyone to quit,
00:39:27cause I did.
00:39:28You know word travels when you pull wild stuff like that, right?
00:39:32I promise, I didn't tell anyone that we-
00:39:34I know you didn't.
00:39:35You know, it's funny.
00:39:37I always kind of thought the first chance you got to drop me, you would.
00:39:41But you never did.
00:39:42Well, you beat me to it.
00:39:45So, how'd that go?
00:39:47I didn't use violence, I know you don't approve of that.
00:39:49It's also bad in general, just FYI.
00:39:53He hates me.
00:39:54And of course he does.
00:39:55I don't know why I thought this would be a good idea.
00:39:58Taco, that's not why you apologize.
00:40:02You did a bad thing.
00:40:04You don't say sorry to make it better.
00:40:06You say sorry cause it's the right thing to do.
00:40:10I-
00:40:12I'm sorry, Mike.
00:40:17See, like that.
00:40:18Now come on, baseball needs us to make a shape or something.
00:40:22Look, at least he's trying.
00:40:23I miss when he didn't.
00:40:29So, how are you holding up?
00:40:32Eh, racing for a fight to the death mode.
00:40:35You?
00:40:36I used to not be sure what was real or fake, but now I guess maybe it's all fake.
00:40:45Knife?
00:40:52You do realize they only care about you when there's something you can give to them, right?
00:40:57You know, I was doing just fine without you.
00:41:00Balloon, I don't know when it happened, but I'm glad you're accepted.
00:41:04Don't you realize I don't need you anymore?
00:41:10No, you're not real.
00:41:12Come on, suitcase, you idiot.
00:41:14None of us are.
00:41:14We never were.
00:41:15We're just fakes of fakes.
00:41:17I thought you were smarter than this.
00:41:22Okay, show's over.
00:41:23You're done.
00:41:25It can't be.
00:41:26It can't end like this.
00:41:30Suitcase?
00:41:31Suitcase!
00:41:32Suitcase!
00:41:33Come on, you still with me?
00:41:35I don't know.
00:41:50Come on, light bulb, where are you?
00:41:53Just prepare yourself.
00:41:55She might be gone too.
00:41:56Can we talk about something else, please?
00:41:59I really come to love these mountains.
00:42:01They remind me of the patterns on egg.
00:42:03Isn't that amazing?
00:42:04How two pieces from two different worlds could have something in common.
00:42:08Are you about to tell me your theory on how they're secretly connected?
00:42:11I've definitely thought about it, but it just doesn't make sense.
00:42:15Wait, they're not all there.
00:42:18What?
00:42:19Some of them are missing.
00:42:21And on the same day, some of us are going missing?
00:42:23Yes, yes, I knew there was a reason
00:42:27why the Mii Phones have been getting worse and worse.
00:42:29Why Bo sounded like egg.
00:42:31It all ties together.
00:42:33Get to the thesis already.
00:42:36Mii Phone must have made those mountains, so they're a part of Mii Life.
00:42:38And so are contestants, since we have the Mii Life icons.
00:42:40But Bo is not connected to Mii Life, not anymore.
00:42:43So she can't be deleted.
00:42:45But if you try to delete her, or anyone on the same network,
00:42:48it must create this weird glitch in the system that emits this sound.
00:42:52A sound that comes straight from the source of what powers Mii Phone.
00:42:56Don't you get it?
00:42:57The Shimmers are going to return here with their guard down,
00:42:59since we're allies.
00:43:00Thinking that sound is coming from their other lost egg.
00:43:03Finally found, but that's not it.
00:43:05The other egg the Shimmers lost is part of Mii Phone 4.
00:43:10That's what makes them superior to the other Mii Phones.
00:43:12That's why COGS wants more eggs.
00:43:14Finally, everything makes sense.
00:43:16We have to do something!
00:43:20You got all that from mountains?
00:43:21Mountains out of molehills, Paintbrush.
00:43:23I...
00:43:24Oh no.
00:43:25I know too much.
00:43:28I'll see you, Test Tube.
00:43:33Man!
00:43:33Painty!
00:43:35Painty!
00:43:35It isn't safe!
00:43:36Everyone's getting erased!
00:43:37We need to come together!
00:43:41Lightbulb?
00:43:42Lightbulb!
00:43:43It's about to be lights out for me.
00:43:45But Knife and Suitcase, they're at Mii Cloud to stop COGS.
00:43:47And I bet they could use your help.
00:43:49Lightbulb, just run!
00:43:50Where is it?
00:43:52Where is it?
00:43:53Painty, I know you obviously never wanted this before,
00:43:56but it's time for you to be the leader.
00:44:17It keeps getting louder.
00:44:18But why?
00:44:22Oh, please.
00:44:24How did you do it?
00:44:26Some of them haven't seen me in years.
00:44:28So what?
00:44:29There's bigger things going on.
00:44:31Just act natural.
00:44:33Hey!
00:44:35I, uh, found someone.
00:44:37Ah!
00:44:38Not Choco!
00:44:40No, no, no.
00:44:41All she wants is to help.
00:44:43And I mean it this time.
00:44:44You didn't mean it last time?
00:44:46Uh, say, is that Spector Sportus?
00:44:49Pickle used to love this game.
00:44:51Wait, that's supposed to be unplugged.
00:44:54Bomb!
00:44:55Wasn't me!
00:44:56Look, whoever did this...
00:44:57Games are not the focus right now.
00:45:05Games are not their focus.
00:45:07It is the wires.
00:45:09Uh, to toilet?
00:45:19Mr. Phone!
00:45:20Toilet, what are you doing?
00:45:21Mr. Phone, don't you know I'm in training?
00:45:25He told me this is how I become a good assistant.
00:45:28Who did?
00:45:28Cops?
00:45:29No!
00:45:30Not the corn man!
00:45:39There you are!
00:45:40Master Adam?
00:45:42You're back!
00:45:43Yes, I hired you.
00:45:44And Meatbone wants to fire you.
00:45:46Oh, oh no!
00:45:48He was pretty mad.
00:45:50But you can do better.
00:45:51You just need practice.
00:45:53I don't think I believe you.
00:45:55Then don't take my word for it.
00:45:57Listen to Brian and Justin.
00:45:59We built a training simulator just for you.
00:46:01It'll make you see what it's like to be a MePhone.
00:46:05Discover the menial tasks that assistants should handle.
00:46:08And best of all, we're completely real.
00:46:11Wow!
00:46:12You really think I could do it?
00:46:14If you try hard enough, you could be the perfect assistant.
00:46:18So I've been sure to help everyone.
00:46:21But each time I go up to someone, they keep trying to get away from me.
00:46:25Then they start yelling and screaming right in my face.
00:46:29Just like my real job.
00:46:31Toilet, where are you right now?
00:46:33Really.
00:46:34It's a bit confusing because I'm not really here.
00:46:37I'm on a sailboat.
00:46:39But it's not really a sailboat.
00:46:42It's a spaceship.
00:46:43A spaceship?
00:46:45Mr. Cobbs, I did it!
00:46:47The same one I made.
00:46:49How I escaped with you.
00:46:50Wow!
00:46:51You made this?
00:46:53Good job!
00:46:54It looks old, but works like new.
00:46:57What a charming combination!
00:47:00Toilet, listen to me carefully.
00:47:02This is not a training session.
00:47:04Aw.
00:47:05You're not just saying that so I'll fail the simulator, are you?
00:47:08No.
00:47:09I'm not saying that.
00:47:10You're not just saying that so I'll fail the simulator, are you?
00:47:13No.
00:47:14I assure you, everyone here is very much real.
00:47:17Oh, then why is Mr. Phone looking like that?
00:47:20Me?
00:47:20I don't look like anything.
00:47:22But you do!
00:47:23In the simulator, I've been studying what makes you tick.
00:47:27And that's the face you make when you're hiding something.
00:47:29Trust me, I see it a lot.
00:47:32Not to worry.
00:47:32He's not hiding anything.
00:47:34Not anymore.
00:47:36Sir?
00:47:37Oh, me phone?
00:47:39No.
00:47:39You can't just avoid it.
00:47:41It won't go away.
00:47:42Then I guess we're doing this now.
00:47:45Everyone, I have something I need to tell you all.
00:47:53Come on.
00:47:55Come back to me.
00:47:57Don't you hear her screams?
00:48:05They need to get louder.
00:48:10Just think.
00:48:11All those years with only one egg.
00:48:14Pretty soon, you'll have the whole omelette.
00:48:21And that's about it.
00:48:23So, any questions?
00:48:27MePhone, are you just allergic to the truth?
00:48:31I didn't know the truth until very recently.
00:48:34I only started hiding it very recently.
00:48:37So you expect us to believe you thought a bunch of contestants exactly like the ones
00:48:42you pictured in your head just showed up out of nowhere?
00:48:45Were you born yesterday?
00:48:46Well, I was only a few months old.
00:48:48I think you made us just to suffer.
00:48:50Is that why I could never do anything right?
00:48:52Evil Paper, was that your idea?
00:48:55Because it was pretty reductive.
00:48:56Contestants, please get behind me.
00:48:59Everyone, just stop.
00:49:00Stop.
00:49:02I did not make this show to torment you.
00:49:04I was tormented.
00:49:06Yeah, it was a mess and crude.
00:49:08But it gave me hope that at the end of the day, no matter how hard it got, someone was
00:49:14going to win.
00:49:15Everyone had a chance.
00:49:18No, one person had a chance.
00:49:21But everyone wanted to be that one person.
00:49:24I have given you a lot of grace, MePhone.
00:49:26You saved me, and I will always be grateful for that.
00:49:30I even gave you another chance.
00:49:33But at this point, I just cannot believe that you hold these contestants' best interests
00:49:38at heart.
00:49:42Toilet, if you can find Knife and Suitcase, just pass the message down that I'm sorry.
00:49:47Don't worry!
00:49:48I'll make it right for you, Mr. Phone!
00:49:51You're a better assistant than me, Toilets.
00:49:54Oh, MePad, it was never a competition.
00:49:57You taught me that.
00:50:01Hey, why is your progress stalled?
00:50:03You're not my style!
00:50:04Move.
00:50:06Toilet?
00:50:12Hotel OJ has been compromised.
00:50:14Find another place.
00:50:17No!
00:50:18Just stay together!
00:50:19We can-
00:50:32Come on, scream.
00:50:35Scream.
00:50:38Knife?
00:50:40Suitcase?
00:50:42Hello?
00:50:44Anyone here?
00:50:46My bad.
00:50:47I didn't know this one was occupied.
00:50:50Toilet?
00:50:51Is that you?
00:50:52Suitcase!
00:50:53Knife!
00:50:54You there?
00:50:55I have an important message for you!
00:50:57What is it?
00:50:58Mr. Phone is sorry!
00:51:00Hey!
00:51:02Is that it?
00:51:03He told me everything.
00:51:05How he made you all sub-conscience-like.
00:51:08Oh, and he made this ship too.
00:51:11Sure, what didn't he make?
00:51:13What's going on, Toilet?
00:51:15Listen, this may come as a shock to you, but I may have made a mistake.
00:51:23But I want to fix it!
00:51:24I just don't know how!
00:51:26Well, I'll give him this.
00:51:28Mephone was right about one thing.
00:51:30You want to help?
00:51:31Yes!
00:51:32More than anything!
00:51:34Then go away!
00:51:36Oh, no!
00:51:38Toilet!
00:51:39What did you do that for?
00:51:41Seriously, Suitcase.
00:51:42Between him and Balloon, you'll defend the least helpful people imaginable!
00:51:46It's actually kind of admirable, but there's a point where you have to just give up on them!
00:51:52Never give up on anyone.
00:51:55Yeah?
00:51:56Isn't that exactly what you wanted to do?
00:51:59Leave everyone behind!
00:52:00Never even see them again!
00:52:02Well, I guess I got my wish, huh?
00:52:04He's here to lead us all, one by one, so it doesn't even matter!
00:52:10Nothing does.
00:52:13Yeah, now you're talking.
00:52:18And that's...
00:52:21That's how I got my tail.
00:52:23Bow!
00:52:24This changes everything!
00:52:26See?
00:52:26This is what can happen when no one interrupts-
00:52:30D'oh!
00:52:31Did you put this place up for rent or something?
00:52:33Why?
00:52:34Are you interested?
00:52:35Meatpad?
00:52:36Hello, Marshmallow.
00:52:37I hope you have been liking it here.
00:52:38I apologize for our unannounced visit, but the contestants are in mortal peril.
00:52:43The Mephonex is taking out everyone!
00:52:46How many of us are left?
00:52:49I think you're looking at us.
00:52:50Hang in there, Box!
00:52:52You're a survivor!
00:52:53We need to send a message to Suitcase and Knife.
00:52:55Do you know where they are?
00:52:56We think they're on the sailboat, but Meepad cannot teleport that far.
00:53:00I would know.
00:53:01I've abused his power before.
00:53:02But now I'm helping!
00:53:04Noted.
00:53:04And I can't leave the parameters of the mansion!
00:53:06It's like house arrest.
00:53:08Haunted house arrest.
00:53:09There has to be a way!
00:53:11Say, Bow, remember how you can be a little possessive?
00:53:15Yeah, but I've been trying to work on the-
00:53:17Ah!
00:53:22Bow!
00:53:23Bow!
00:53:25Bow!
00:53:26Bow!
00:53:33Hello!
00:53:33It's me, Bow!
00:53:36Uh, uh, no?
00:53:38I'm seeing it too.
00:53:39I know you can't believe your eyes!
00:53:41So over the moon to see me again!
00:53:43But we don't have time for that!
00:53:44Listen!
00:53:44There's a way to come back from being wiped out of existence!
00:53:47Maybe.
00:53:48I did.
00:53:48Cause I've done it!
00:53:49We were far done it!
00:53:50See?
00:53:51Even my fake brother did it!
00:53:52Hmm.
00:53:53So if they're both fake, does that make him really a brother?
00:53:56So like, don't worry about stopping the cops, guy.
00:53:59Yes, just come home.
00:54:00Come on!
00:54:01I'll take you!
00:54:01And tell the whole tale of the tale on the way!
00:54:04And I get a suitcase!
00:54:05Then I don't have to make two trips!
00:54:06What?
00:54:07We can't just leave!
00:54:08Yes, you can!
00:54:09There's more out there than just the show!
00:54:12We don't want him torturing you!
00:54:13Yeah, they just like, really value your lives!
00:54:16Even if you don't value ours!
00:54:19Of course we value yours!
00:54:20Oh, suitcase, I'm sorry.
00:54:22I wasn't talking to you.
00:54:24Oh.
00:54:26Oh.
00:54:27Marshmallow.
00:54:29I'm very sorry!
00:54:30For all of it!
00:54:31Apology not accepted!
00:54:33Continue.
00:54:34But we can't just give up and die!
00:54:36Why not?
00:54:37Can't you just come right back?
00:54:38That is what you always say, Knife!
00:54:40Well, what if we can't this time?
00:54:42You heard me, Phone!
00:54:43He doesn't know!
00:54:44Either way, we need to stop this ship from doing whatever it's gonna do to those aliens!
00:54:49Oh, you care about the aliens now?
00:54:52Do you really think I only care about myself?
00:54:54I don't know!
00:54:55Do you?
00:54:57Fan thought Cobbs was baiting the aliens with this shimmer-sounding scream from Bow.
00:55:01If his theory was right, and that is an if,
00:55:04but still, then we probably don't have much time.
00:55:07So what's the plan?
00:55:10I don't think we have a choice.
00:55:12I can't protect you anymore.
00:55:14I never needed your protection.
00:55:21Oh, lost track of time.
00:55:22Well, at this point, one more scream should be loud enough to move the needle.
00:55:26Whether that comes from Knife or Suitcase's death, I'm open.
00:55:29Don't wanna micromanage.
00:55:30Come on, X.
00:55:37So, is it true?
00:55:39It seems our friends from the reality show found another one.
00:55:43The Makercourse will finally be together again!
00:55:49And now, the long-anticipated, not-to-be-interrupted,
00:55:53inanimate Insanity 2 finale!
00:55:56The final challenge with two finalists who have always dreamed of this day.
00:56:01We don't want this!
00:56:04Suitcase and Knife, together at last!
00:56:06Someone call airport security!
00:56:09Find out who will win the million dollars!
00:56:13And live.
00:56:14Plus, stay tuned for a first look behind the scenes of Meeple's next line of products,
00:56:18all with their own tie-in shows!
00:56:21A whole new entertainment network!
00:56:23Could it be a comeback for the company?
00:56:25I hear it's truly something egg-cellent.
00:56:29But enough preamble!
00:56:30Without further ado, let the final challenge...
00:56:35BEGIN!
00:56:59Sorry, Suitcase!
00:57:00Only one of us is going to make it out of here alive!
00:57:03Only one of us could win, and I'm not letting it be you!
00:57:06You? Let me?
00:57:08Knife, I'm the one who let you get to the finale!
00:57:11I carried you to the end!
00:57:13Ah, just so you could betray me like you betrayed all your other allies?
00:57:17Stop pretending you're innocent!
00:57:20Wow, just give it to the aggression!
00:57:22You killed before!
00:57:23Why stop now?
00:57:24This is different!
00:57:25You said it yourself!
00:57:26We have no choice!
00:57:28There's always a choice!
00:57:30Just yes!
00:57:31This is so much better than how Miphone would have done it.
00:57:40You're not even real!
00:57:41And? Neither are you!
00:57:42Well, I'm definitely realer than you are!
00:57:45Think that highly of yourself, huh?
00:57:47I do, but that's not the reason!
00:57:49Yeah? Then what makes you think that?
00:57:51Suitcase, you know why.
00:57:55You could never tell what was real.
00:57:57Your allies, your friends...
00:57:59So much was in your head!
00:58:01Face it, Suitcase.
00:58:02You weren't even real enough to be fake!
00:58:07You're right.
00:58:08I don't know anything.
00:58:10Except this.
00:58:12You, me, every contestant,
00:58:15I think everyone we ever met on this show who's not a machine,
00:58:19and even the very ship we're standing on,
00:58:22all have one thing in common.
00:58:24Yeah? And what's that?
00:58:26We were all generated through me-life.
00:58:29See, I may not know how real any of us are,
00:58:33but C.O.B.S.?
00:58:34This is definitely fake.
00:58:38What?
00:58:39Unfortunately, there's not gonna be a winner.
00:58:42If everyone's eliminated.
00:58:46Oh, oh! Lookie here!
00:58:48Oh, it's a warrior!
00:58:50I am the perfect assistant!
00:58:52No! You idiot! Stop!
00:59:30Let's go.
00:59:44No.
00:59:46Come on. Show's over.
00:59:48We're going home.
00:59:59The future is so yesterday, when everything is run your way.
01:00:19Your influence is everywhere.
01:00:21Smell innovation on the air.
01:00:23You tell me that I'm too ambitious.
01:00:25Well, I say I don't care!
01:00:27Now let's take a look at the profit margin.
01:00:29No, let's not! That's corporate jargon!
01:00:31You all want me to understand,
01:00:32so what I supply is what you'll demand!
01:00:34I'll never lose if you keep letting me win,
01:00:36but with the good that I do, is that such a sin?
01:00:38I created all that you believe!
01:00:40You gave me power you can't relieve!
01:00:42C.O.B.S., what does this all mean?
01:00:43What's your latest machine?
01:00:45Am I going too fast?
01:00:46Is all this progress too loud?
01:00:47Did I leave you in the past?
01:00:48Let's take some cues from the crowd.
01:00:50This may come off as a stupid question,
01:00:52but what exactly do you aim to achieve?
01:00:54Well, there's no such thing as a stupid question,
01:00:56so it's wise of me if I ask you to lead.
01:00:59This new product, the Me-Technology,
01:01:01is that not groundbreaking, world-shaking mythology?
01:01:04Well, that all depends on your own ideology,
01:01:06but if I've caused suspicion,
01:01:07hey, take my apology!
01:01:09C.O.B.S., you're always being coy!
01:01:11Is there a bigger plan?
01:01:12Is this just a decoy?
01:01:13Big toy!
01:01:14I mean, you always think of something to hide,
01:01:16and this is no different, you who lie!
01:01:18So, C.O.B.S., is your whole persona intended
01:01:20to keep the suspicions extended?
01:01:22So all your schemes become blended,
01:01:24and your work cannot be contended!
01:01:26Um, no questions!
01:01:27The future is so yesterday
01:01:31When everything is running your way
01:01:35Your influence is everywhere
01:01:36Spell innovation on the air
01:01:38You tell me that I'm too ambitious
01:01:40Well, I don't care!
01:01:44The future is so yesterday!