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00:00Yeah, needle in a haystack indeed. Let's find the professor. If we run into Pinky, we can take her. Don't sweat it.
00:23Oh, she might be slightly bigger than I remember. Maybe more than a sweat.
00:31Yeah!
00:44For the first time, I really want to go all freaky beaky. Last time when we ran into that big bunny, I had to carry you out myself, with no arms!
01:01I guess it was unavoidable. It's go time, Gory.
01:03No! Platter lives! Platter must die!
01:19I'm sorry, Gory. I'm sorry.
01:22Die!
01:31Alright, Gory. Shift and Goldfish should totally look for the professor while we keep this pretty girl busy.
01:37Roger that.
01:38Sure!
01:42Take that, you sick f***!
01:52Ship! How much time do we make this thing die?
02:00Ship, the count counts as a phone. He's looking for the professor with the ship. Maybe something in his mouth?
02:06There's teeth in there. Don't think he'll bring them in the way.
02:11No, Gory! No!
02:23Awesome!
02:27Yeah, gross!
02:53Take that!
03:04Take that!
03:23Take that!
03:36Last time!
03:52Take that!
03:58Take that!
04:10Take that!
04:22Awesome!
04:52Take that!
05:23Take that!
05:36Take that!
05:52Take that!
05:59Take that!
06:07Take that!
06:15Take that!
06:52Ooh, an article! Let's pop it and look around inside!
07:22Let's see what's in here...
07:27Oh, it's just a box!
07:32Let's see what's in here...
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17:22Oh thanks! Hurry up, Korie! Let's get in there!
17:31Jim! Close the door!
17:52Wakey-wakey, sleepyhead! We made it! You have to stop getting knocked out! It's the second
18:06time now, and that is not good for you! I'm getting too old for this shit. Guess who's
18:13here? I am so proud of you, and I am so sorry. I didn't want to leave, but I had to. Everything
18:30that's happened is my fault. I found Pinky, hurt, alone, unloved. I just couldn't bear
18:38the thought of all the defenseless lives I've created who could end up just like that.
18:46I had to help her, make her strong enough to survive all the cruelty. I gave her a serum.
18:55I made her stronger. I should have just taken her home with us, but I thought it was too
18:59late for that. Seems it was too late for anything, really. Grief and anger sat too
19:07deep. Pinky stole all the serum and changed it. Pinky advocated for toy freedom, for freedom
19:16from humans, and soon it was too late. I never wanted you to be part of this mess.
19:24But it all spiraled out of my control, out of anyone's control, and now there's something
19:29new. Another mess that I've caused. A mess that there's still time to fix. And this time
19:35I will. I want your help from the start this time. I'm leaving a tracking device on my
19:40desk. Oh, Gory, please don't be sad. You know that we're a family. I love you.
19:49Whoa, that was... a lot. Hey, Gory, are you okay? I know, that was crazy. But don't worry,
20:02Gory. This time we'll help her from the start and we'll be a family again. I agree. Despite
20:09your mother causing the annihilation of all other humans, I think we've all grown closer
20:15during this adventure. You know you can just go back home now, right? Nah, I think Ketchin
20:21and I will just tag along now, if that's alright? Aye. Oh, this could be a honeymoon. You know
20:27what, guys? I'm out. Emotional confession 629, not found. Thank God. That would have
20:32been weird. Yeah, Gory. Sure, Earth is f***ed and all the humans are gone. Well, that was
20:41gonna happen eventually anyway. That's the spirit, ship. No harm, no foul. Our next adventure
20:48is gonna be way cooler. A cat and his best friend hoverboard. A human and his wife. And
20:54me. In space. Oh, I think we can do this.
21:10Gory Gummy Garnage!
21:24It's a cat and a hoverboard fighting in the core.
21:27Gory Gummy Garnage!
21:58It's a cat and a hoverboard fighting in the core.
22:10Gory Gummy Garnage!
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23:15Gummy Garnage! Garnage!
23:30Gory Gummy Garnage!
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23:39Gory Gummy Garnage!
23:42Gory Gummy Garnage!
23:45Day 6 in orbit. I feel happy. Oh, disgusting.
23:51We're all happy, Chip. All generals are gone. The adorable army is shattered.
23:55Uninfected unicorns are fighting their remaining crisis.
23:58And there's a fish in my head.
24:02Now, let's get to the professor's desk and get those coordinates.
24:06Where is it?
24:08Chip, what the f**k? You can't find something in your own body?
24:13Well, you keep fiddling around for it while me and Gory go down to Earth for some challenging slice-and-dice action in saving unicorns.