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00:00Welcome, boy. We've been expecting you. See you soon!
00:13You little shit! Did you really think you were getting away from me?
00:20Fuck this! I'm gonna fuck you up and swallow you whole!
00:25The Burial of Vox.
00:26He will fuck you up and swallow you whole.
00:30Go, go, my lovelies. Grab him, smash him for daddy!
01:00Last time!
01:16I'll show you.
01:30This box is open. Slash his heart!
01:39Watch out! It's closing!
01:48How handsome!
01:49You too.
01:50Can't call that handsome.
02:00What are they doing?
02:30Time to light you up, little bitch!
02:38You betrayed your own kind, human lover!
03:05And I will eat your head last, so I can look you in the eye.
03:19That was... disturbing. I'm glad we got out of that alive.
03:24Bully!
03:34You took the bait. I told you I was going to find you. And now I'm going to fucking kill you.
03:56Well, not me, but my friend.
04:05The Flying Bomb.
04:07Got it, son. On you.
05:04We gotta stop that tube from recharging this thing.
05:35Take this!
05:54It still works!
07:04Hey!
07:24Hey!
07:25Pennywise, my friend!
07:34Pennywise, my friend!
08:05Pennywise, my friend!
08:18Ha ha! We didn't die! The stupid bear is wrong about everything!
08:22Now, where's that laser pointer piece? Let's grab it and hightail back to the ship.
08:27I feel like I did a virus scam after being inside all those arcade machines.
08:32Meow!
08:36The piece is Flyball's home island. It seems his vision was impaired.
08:43No wonder we dug them so hard!
08:50Initializing headquarter transport.
08:53You dum-dum bitches! You really thought that was all I had? You're never going to win! Ha ha ha! Ladybug, get out here!
09:09Consider this a permanent termination, you fucks!
09:13The Ladybug.
09:15The world's biggest fuck-up.
09:18Oh, shit! This is it! Another one of the generals!
09:23This one can spread a lethal amount of electricity across the floor.
09:29Watch out, boy! Come on for a little flight!
09:47Hey! Two against one isn't fair! I knew you were cheating!
10:15Okay, let's even it out.
10:45Uh-oh! The floor is lava! JK, it's electric! You're going to die! Hee hee!
11:15Meow!
11:18Meow!
11:21Meow!
11:23Meow!
11:26Meow!
11:31Meow!
11:33Meow!
11:36Meow!
11:38Meow!
11:40Meow!
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11:45Meow!
11:47Meow!
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11:51Meow!
11:53Meow!
11:55Meow!
11:57Meow!
11:59Meow!
12:03Ha ha ha! Burn them! Make them go splash!
12:08No! Stop breaking stuff!
12:16Meow!
12:18Meow!
12:28Hurry up! Murder them already!
12:45Awesome!
13:00No, no, no! Kill them!
13:16No!
13:29Oh, that was close! I'm done!
13:32Fine! Okay, you win! You beat me! I'm going to get fired for sure! Fuck you guys!
13:40Ah, I love kids!
13:44Right! Speaking of, what the fuck is that suspiciously radioactive glow coming out of the giant ladybug we just killed?
13:52Oh, is that? It can't be!
13:56My little Adam Cleaver set! How exciting!
14:01Meow!
14:02Ha ha! Good one! Let's get back to shit now! I'm sure he's missed having us inside him!
14:08I am not, really!
14:11Initializing headquarter transport!
14:23Welcome back, Gory! Your attempts at today have been shit! And this game is no longer an option! Prepare for the most embarrassing pounding!
14:34Alright! Come on, Gory! Let's boot this guy up!
14:44No, Jensen! I will not calm down! I will pick up the jet and bring it to the escape pod!
14:50Hey! On the hoverboard, asshole!
15:05Oh, my precious water! Catch it! They'll be mean!
15:10No! You're letting in all the unicorns! I hate them!
15:14Water drained. Refilling fix.
15:34Water tanks full. Refilling master's chamber.
15:38Yeah! My precious water is back!
15:41Drive, you stupid skateboard!
15:43Ha ha! Look at me, Jensen! I'm winning!
16:04Nice!
16:35Oh, shit!
16:47Water tank level 50%.
16:50Water tank level 50%.
17:02Gory! Get the bug with a grenade shot!
17:04This beast needs to change water!
17:20Water tank level 50%.
17:33We did it, Gory!
17:35Let's grab the circuit board and finish him off!
17:37Please! I beg you! Mercy! Mercy, bitte!
17:42Yeah! Why would we be nice to you after you tried to kill and stuff us?
17:47Yeah! I do apologize for that.
17:50It is in the distant past now.
17:53Water under the fridge!
17:55I swear to you, if you spare me, I will be of great aid to you!
17:58No shot, fish man! Come on, Gory! Smash him!
18:01No, Jensen! My sweet! Cover your eyes!
18:05I know where the last needed piece of your little laser pointer is!
18:09I can tell you! Allow me to leave and I'll tell you!
18:11Spit it out, scum!
18:13It is in the Dark Queen's kingdom!
18:15I have it a good authority that I keep a grand jewel in the castle!
18:19This jewel will work as an exceedingly powerful laser diode!
18:23How do we know you're not lying?
18:25I swear! We have a common enemy!
18:27I hate the adorable army and I am a very, very trustworthy character!
18:32No, we have no other messages from Professor White.
18:37What? You believe this guy?
18:39Oh. Well, that makes sense.
18:42What are you doing? Put me down! Put me down!
18:56It is better to get them out of me after I've given you what you wanted!
19:00We're not killing you, Mr. Goldfish!
19:02We're bringing you along!
19:04So if we find out you lied to us, you'll be turned to sushi!
19:08Fine! But please, free my virgin!
19:10I can't bear the thought of being the only human in space!
19:22What the f*** was that?
19:31The Dark Queen.
19:33A giant doll. Great.
19:38Ready to start time!
19:41Oh, Dewboy, it's the real work!
19:43Keep your dirty hands off my platform!
19:46Gourmet, slice them!
19:57Look at those tiny eyes! Only a skilled shot can hit those!
20:01Right to the brisket!
20:07No! No!
20:37No!
21:07No!
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22:08No!
22:23Woo-hoo! We did it!
22:25And that was the last pin, too!
22:28Next up is Endymion with a f***ing teddy bear and saving the world!
22:32Wow, that's f***ed up, Glory!
22:35I love it!
22:37First, I need to finish the laser pointer.
22:40Then I'll go back to being useless.
22:43Oh, Chip, we like you even when you're useless.
22:46Now let's grab that crystal and get out of here!
22:52Initializing headquarter transport.
23:00I see you, Endymon.
23:02Hands on ladder.
23:04If you like.
23:06Can I just say, it was quite rude of fans to make fun of your name like that.
23:11Who the f*** are you?
23:13I am the illustrious Mr. Goldfish.
23:16It's time to end this.
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