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00:00Rain. Ocean water. What a nightmare.
00:13Fine. Let's find a way inside where it's nice and dry.
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01:41In the舒周希 ensures the production of quality noise detection.
01:44In the eyes of the users, a great study has shown a previous 250 holes could produce 0 to 120让 بال.
01:51Brilliant. And ominous.
02:21Aww, he's welcoming you.
02:23Wait, what about me?
02:26Obviously, I'm not mentioned.
02:38Holy sh**.
02:40It's like a giant aquarium.
02:42And we're sinking into it.
02:44You're going to die.
02:51Hi, you're not scared of water, are you?
02:58Aww, little bit of it, because we're scared of water.
03:21The bubble helmet is here to help you.
03:41Air is limited.
03:46Mr. Goldfinn.
03:48Fishy.
03:50Oh, danke schön.
03:52Ta-da!
03:54Der Jetzt!
03:56Osso!
03:58Oh, thank you!
04:00Oh, thank you!
04:02Oh, thank you!
04:04Oh, thank you!
04:06Oh, thank you!
04:08Oh, thank you!
04:10Oh, thank you!
04:12Oh, thank you!
04:14Der Jetzt! Osso!
04:16Will include the most awe-inspiring artifacts on the planet!
04:20Remains of an ancient era,
04:22where eons ago,
04:24the original Fleshshapers
04:26walked this land with our primitive yet
04:28fascinating products on display.
04:30Hey, you! Mr. Goldfinn!
04:32You have something for us, right?
04:34Please refrain from
04:36interrupting the performance.
04:38So, as I was saying...
04:40What is all this trash and junk?
04:42Trash? Trash and junk?
04:44Huh? You asshole!
04:46You die! It's a gallery of
04:48priceless artifacts!
04:50I don't expect of you to wrap
04:52your teeny-weeny head around it!
04:54Hey, oi!
04:56I think he's calling you stupid!
04:58Well, since you ruined the show for everyone,
05:00let's get on with it.
05:02Please, accompany me into the next room.
05:04When the showing
05:06has reached its completion,
05:08I will bring forth the item you desire.
05:12...
05:14...
05:16...
05:18...
05:20...
05:22...
05:24Now, as you may see,
05:26we have entered the display of humanity's
05:28most beloved artifact,
05:30technology!
05:32And dead animals?
05:34No, no, no. The LFS Maximus
05:36just happened to look splendid
05:38in this particular room.
05:40The electronics are submerged
05:42in water...
05:44You are, indeed, correct.
05:46Oh, the pressing and disembodied voice.
05:48That is the most effective way
05:50to keep them fresh.
05:52Gee, Chip, this guy's insane!
05:54I assure you, I am perfectly
05:56sane! By the way, Ketchin and I
05:58discuss our feelings daily
06:00to maintain good mental health.
06:02As the last humans alive,
06:04it's quite important, you see.
06:06What?
06:08Toys?
06:09Does this guy not realize that he's also a toy?
06:17What the f*** is that?
06:19Yeah, it is rather impressive, is it not?
06:22This is very Wolfgang!
06:24Hello Wolfgang!
06:27Wolfgang!
06:28A big calamari.
06:31Ha ha ha!
06:38This is pretty scary, boy.
06:40Now, prepare your little baby brains for the grand finale of my great show!
06:46My lost first possession!
06:50Gibson, how did you get there?
06:52Of course I value you, my Gibson, but we have gifts.
06:57Those your wives?
06:58Yeah!
06:59Now, the piece.
07:01Okay.
07:02What the f*** is that?
07:03A circuit board.
07:05Embodied.
07:06Yeah!
07:07I figured that your little group needed it when I accidentally intercepted some messages sent to you from one Professor Y.
07:15Cool!
07:16Now we only need one more thing.
07:18However, I intercepted quite a few messages here and there.
07:23Eventually, I picked up on something quite interesting.
07:27You silly boys are extremely wanted, which means that you're one of a kind.
07:31I don't like where this is going.
07:33Oh, I understand this must be quite the honor for you, Gory.
07:37I hereby add you into my collection!
07:41What the f***?
07:42Wait, why is mine crossed over?
07:44I realized I hate you.
07:46Hmm, fair.
07:49What do you mean?
07:50You don't want to be collected?
07:52You're making history, Kai!
07:54I didn't want you to come to this, but if you will come willingly, then I will just have you stuffed instead!
08:11Come back here!
08:13Yeah, come on, nice kitty!
08:15Yeah!
08:16Bye-bye, girl!
08:17Get back!
08:21In there, Gory!
08:22Quick!
08:25Ha! He's too big to get us!
08:27You serious, you assholes?
08:28F*** you, Facebook!
08:29No! These ants way! Get them!
08:31They're being mean to me!
08:33They won't let me collect them!
08:55Another bubble maker!
08:56Punch it, Gory, punch it now!
09:08Ooh, hot plug!
09:16The grenade shot won't work in water?
09:25Wow, being underwater sucks!
09:28Whoops, fella assassin, let's go home!
09:32Alright, the circuit board!
09:34Circuit board?
09:36Yeah, that.
09:37So, I'm guessing we gotta get back in there?
09:41Oh, those submerged electronics made my circuits tingle.
09:49You're right! Let's go, Gory!
09:54Let's go!
10:19We need money.
10:20I have enough.
10:24I'm tired of changing numbers.
10:55Hello, elevator!
10:57Where are-
10:58We found it, Gory!
10:59No thanks to Chip!
11:03Now, let's get that goldfish!
11:25Hm?
11:38Those mites look a little bit too friendly for me.
11:41Let's stay away from those.
11:54Ow!
12:25What the f*** is going on?
12:27Oh, the water filtration system is on.
12:31Push down it, Gory!
12:33That looks so exhausting.
12:36I'll go lie down for a bit.
12:54No!
13:13No!
13:14It's true! See, I'm back!
13:16I told you!
13:24Whoa!
13:54No!
14:11No! Go back!
14:12There's nothing for you in here!
14:14Stop! Don't make me do this!
14:17Careful, Gory! He's shooting at us!
14:24No!
14:47No!
14:48Don't touch my best friend!
14:52He's too fast!
14:53Slow him down, my minions!
14:55The Seahorn.
14:57It's wet, and it doesn't even do it.
15:05No! My water!
15:07You will let all the unicorns in!
15:23No!
15:29Get in my water!
15:54Quick!
16:01Awesome!
16:23No!
16:49No!
16:54No!
17:00No!
17:23No!
17:53No!
18:24No!
18:44Awesome!
18:53No!
19:24No!
19:37No! Water!
19:54No!
20:00No!
20:09No!
20:10He's killing me!
20:24No!
20:37Awesome!
20:54No!
21:17Awesome!
21:23No!
21:30No!
21:35No!
21:49Awesome!
21:54No!
22:15Awesome!
22:20No!
22:24No!
22:44Those mites look a little bit too friendly for me.
22:47Let's stay away from those.
22:54No!
23:10No!
23:11No!
23:17No!
23:20No!
23:23No!
23:41No!
23:42No!
23:45No!
23:46No!
23:47No!
23:53No!
24:17That suits you perfectly.
24:23My personal favorite!
24:27The end of the world does not necessarily mean the end of shopping.
24:44No!
24:45No!
24:46No!
24:48No!
25:49The backlight's on the other side.
25:56There are two locks on this one.
25:57Let's find a way to open it.
26:49There we go.
27:19There we go.
27:49Well, well, well.
28:14The sister manager.
28:16The real manager.
28:18What the cat dragged?
28:20Uh, deja vu?
28:22Oh, you've met my brother already.
28:24I'll have you know that he stole that line from me.
28:28He's just a slime guy.
28:30Whatever.
28:31He doesn't even have a degree.
28:33Uh, what are you doing?
29:06Um, don't fucking touch anything.
29:09I told you not to touch anything.
29:11You fucking...
29:27One lock down, one to go.
29:29Koi, do you feel bad about beating up kids?
29:32Of course I don't.
29:34Ha ha ha!
29:49Okay, I admit it.
29:51I made that easy for you.
29:53I felt bad, okay?
29:55You're so small.
29:57Hee hee hee.
29:58This time it will be impossible to mess with anything.
30:06What the fuck?
30:07Okay.
30:08I hate you forever and ever and ever.
30:28Help!
30:34Help!
30:39Help!
30:42Help!
30:45Mr. Goldfin's gonna kill you for this.
30:48Fuck off.
30:53All locks open.
30:54Let's get that bath plugged.
30:57I wonder how many kids we have to beat up before this is over.
31:00I hope it's many.
31:06You won last time.
31:07But this time, the water stays inside.
31:26Fuck!
31:56Fuck!
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33:47Not again!
33:48My precious water!
33:55Get him!
33:56The unicorns are coming!
34:08The Ladybug Jr.
34:10It's all a package.
34:11Same disgusting content.
34:14Time to get to the dark doors.
34:24Time to get to the dark doors.
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38:48Let's get that circum-bored.
38:49Circum...
38:50Circum-bored.
38:51That's what I said.
38:52Circum-bored.
38:53Let's get some goldfish-butt.
38:54Circum...
38:55Circum-bored.
38:56That's what I said.
38:57Circum-bored.
38:58Let's get some goldfish-butt.
39:00Let's get that circum-bored.
39:02Circum...
39:04Circum-bored.
39:05That's what I said.
39:07Circum-bored.
39:08Let's get some goldfish-butt.
39:20Oh, we're here!
39:21Let's grab this thing and...
39:22Go! It's gone!
39:24Whatever, Coy.
39:26Let's find it and get out of here.
39:28And if you're lucky, I'm going to smash that on the head!
39:32I'm going to do some fish-fix!
39:36Oh, I love money!
39:38Welcome back, Gordie!
39:57Your attempt at trickery has been paid to shit!
40:00And escape is no longer an option!
40:02Prepare for the most embarrassing pounding!
40:06All right! Come on, Gordie, let's move this guy up!
40:16No, Jensen! I will not calm down!
40:18Oh, please don't touch her! And quit that easy skateboard!
40:22Hey! I'm a hoverboard, asshole!
40:37Oh, my precious water! Catch it! They'll be mean!
40:42No! You're letting in all the unicorns! I hate them!
40:46Water drained. Refilling tanks.
41:06Water tanks full. Refilling master's chamber.
41:10Yeah! My precious water is back!
41:13Drunk, you stupid skateboard!
41:15Ha-ha! Look at me, Jensen! I'm winning!
41:36Oh, my precious water! Catch it! They'll be mean!
41:39Oh, my precious water is back!
41:41Ha-ha! Look at me, Jensen! I'm winning!
41:43Drunk, you stupid skateboard!
41:45Ha-ha! Look at me, Jensen! I'm winning!
41:47Ha-ha! Look at me, Jensen! I'm winning!
41:49Ha-ha! Look at me, Jensen! I'm winning!
41:51Ha-ha! Look at me, Jensen! I'm winning!
41:53Ha-ha! Look at me, Jensen! I'm winning!
41:55Ha-ha! Look at me, Jensen! I'm winning!
41:57Ha-ha! Look at me, Jensen! I'm winning!
41:59Ha-ha! Look at me, Jensen! I'm winning!
42:01Ha-ha! Look at me, Jensen! I'm winning!
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43:19Ha-ha! Look at me, Jensen! I'm winning!
43:21I apologize for that.
43:23It is in the distant past now.
43:25Water under the fridge.
43:27I swear to you, if you spare me,
43:29I will be of great aid to you.
43:31No shot, fish-man. Come on, Groot. Smash him!
43:33No, Jensen! My sweet!
43:35Cover your eyes!
43:37I know where the last needed piece
43:39of your little laser pointer is.
43:41I can tell you. Allow me to leave and I'll tell you.
43:43Spit it out, scum!
43:45It's in the Dwarf Queen's kingdom.
43:47I have the good authority that I keep
43:49a grand jewel in the castle.
43:51The jewel will work as an exceedingly
43:53powerful laser diode.
43:55How do we know you're not lying?
43:57I swear, we have a common enemy.
43:59I hate the Adorable Army.
44:01I am a very, very trustworthy character.
44:03No.
44:05We have no other messages
44:07from Professor Whyte.
44:09What? You believe this guy?
44:11Oh. Well,
44:13that makes sense.
44:19What are you doing?
44:21Put me down! Put me down!
44:23It is better to get to murder me
44:25after I've given you what you wanted.
44:27We're not killing you, Mr. Goldfish.
44:29We're bringing you along.
44:31So if we find out you lied to us,
44:33you'll be turned to sushi.
44:35Fine. But please, bring my gadget.
44:37I can't bear the thought of being
44:39the only human in space.
44:43What are you doing?
44:45Put me down! Put me down!
44:47Put me down!
45:11No!
45:13Whyte, where did that stinky fish go?
45:15We got tricked!
45:17He's in here.
45:19How did you know your head
45:21was filled with water, Chip?
45:23This is, um, different.
45:25The circuit board
45:27is insolent.
45:29Goldfin knows the location
45:31of the final piece to complete the laser pointer.
45:33My head
45:35feels funny.
45:37I had a friend called
45:39Frank once. But what does Frank stand
45:41for?
45:43What about me?
45:45Well, H stands for...
45:47Enough about you. Don't we just love our new home, Gretchen?
45:49Now we can finally join all the other humans
45:51that managed to escape Earth.
45:53Ooh, I can't wait to see them again.
46:13You're supposed
46:15to give a briefing.
46:17Oh, yeah, of course. So, as you
46:19all may know, the Dog Queen is
46:21a general in the adorable army.
46:23Despite this, her and I
46:25had a bit of a fling once.
46:27It was in the past,
46:29Gretchen. I only...
46:31Hey, get to the point!
46:33This is sensitive for her.
46:35Before meeting Gretchen, I was quite
46:37infatuated by the Queen.
46:39I showered her with many gifts,
46:41one of them being a large jewel.
46:43You gave it to her?
46:45Yeah, it was a beautiful
46:47stone. If I could, I
46:49would take it right back and
46:51give it to my sweet, sweet
46:53Gretchen. Why haven't you?
46:55Her children
46:57guard the castle day and night.
46:59Wait, we're gonna have
47:01to fight her kids?
47:03That doesn't seem entirely
47:05ethical. Ha!
47:07Ethics is a concept.
47:11Oh,
47:13before we start
47:15the mission, I am certain
47:17all of you would like to hear the
47:19epic of my origins now.
47:21Well...
47:23It all started when I was a teeny
47:25weenie version, playing silly
47:27games with my darling sister.
47:29Life was perfect, until
47:31she got that moronic toy
47:33as a gift. Suddenly,
47:35I was forgotten.
47:37I was left to sit in solitude,
47:39endlessly watching the television
47:41machine, and then
47:43my solitude was cut short.
47:45I saw the queen
47:47inside the television machine.
47:49She took me company,
47:51and seduced me with evil
47:53intent.
47:57Alas,
47:59my sister was paying attention
48:01to me. I was ecstatic.
48:03Unfortunately,
48:05the games were strange.
48:07They flashed me down
48:09the toilet, which is
48:11an odd thing to do to one's human brother,
48:13I am aware.
48:15So there I was,
48:17floating aimlessly.
48:19I got stuck for what felt
48:21like eons, until suddenly
48:23I... We gotta cut your sobs to
48:25a short. Great, let's get that stone.