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00:00Ah, can you smell that, Cory? Radioactive waste. Glorious.
00:07No, it's not dangerous. Right, Chip?
00:11Contact with concentrated sludge will result in permanent damage to biological and electrical components.
00:20So, no touching and we're fine? Sweet! I like how glowy it is.
00:26Actually, prolonged exposure can...
00:29Let's find the source of all this ooey gooey glowy goodness.
00:44Bam! Right where I wanted it to go. Pure skill.
00:59What's wrong with this kid's stuff? Do you know what you're putting in my dish?
01:08Yeah, right. Think about it.
01:30Whoa!
01:45Ah, the cool toys trademark factory.
01:49If they're growing their army in there, there's gotta be a lot of those unicorns.
01:53What do you think, Chip?
01:55Your estimated chance of survival is low.
01:59Coolio!
02:05So, how do you think it is?
02:07The entrance is a broken tube. It leads straight into the factory.
02:13Great idea, Cory! Why didn't I think of that?
03:25Alright, we gotta be quiet now. Try not to talk too much.
03:36I can be very quiet if I want to.
03:41...
03:55I'm sure nobody heard that.
03:59The slime-icorn.
04:04Gross!
04:06Whatever, let's f**k it up.
04:10Watch out, it's gonna blow!
05:02Aw, I love money!
05:12Oh, hi there little guy!
05:21No need to touch that!
05:22Come on, come on, let's talk about this!
05:24Hold on!
05:25Oh, sh**!
05:54Oh, sh**!
06:22Here we go again!
06:51Oh, sh**!
07:15Oh, sh**!
07:42Oh, sh**!
08:07Oh, sh**!
08:22Oh, that was close!
08:25Well, well, well.
08:27The manager.
08:28The regular know-it-all.
08:30Oh, look what the cat dragged in!
08:33Hey, I'm the one that drags him around!
08:37Ha!
08:38Uh, but hey, welcome to my crib, guys.
08:42This is where all the grown-up business goes down.
08:45If you know what I mean, hee hee!
08:47Uh, no.
08:50I'm like, the manager of this factory.
08:53So I'm a pretty big deal, actually.
08:56Bet you guys haven't managed anything before.
08:59Wow, the manager!
09:01Can you tell us how to open the door?
09:03Hey, pal.
09:04The stuff in here is pretty off-limits.
09:07Only really important dudes can access it.
09:11So...
09:12Hey!
09:13What are you doing up there?
09:15Oh, a log override.
09:18I could try to hack it, but it's probably impossible.
09:23Oh, cool!
09:24Toaster.
09:25Happy key!
09:26Good job, Chip!
09:28We can overload the log by shooting all of them in a quick succession.
09:31Hey!
09:32That's so br-
09:33Whoa!
09:34What are you guys doing?
09:35Why are you breaking my things?
09:37That's not cool.
09:38I thought we were gonna be besties.
09:40I mean, colleagues.
09:57I hate you!
10:04Hey guys, I want to apologize.
10:15Hey guys. I want to apologize. You were really childish in there, but I'm a reasonable manager.
10:29So as long as you stay in this room, I won't punish you.
10:33Sure, kid. We'll stay right here. How did we get past this weird old ship? I've never
10:39seen a case in this room.
10:41Kid, um, I'm a goddamn manager.
10:44The door's lock is connected to the left and right sides of the chamber.
10:49Oh, how inconvenient.
11:11Are you guys fucking serious? I had one condition. One is the easiest number to remember.
11:26I hope you like my new toys.
11:29Not?
11:35We're not scared of your toys!
11:38The demon acorn.
11:40Bringing the heat.
11:42Holy shit!
11:44Have fun analyzing.
11:46I'm not firing it!
12:38No! Stop breaking my toys!
13:08Damn!
13:38Astounding!
14:06Ha ha ha! No sweat!
14:13Fuck you, child!
14:15I'm not a child. That was just the test round. Prepare for blood, sweat, and shit-filled
14:21diapers.
14:22Ooh, you're gonna poo yourself?
14:24Uh...
14:31Ooh, chip! Any help?
14:34Accessing the room.
14:36Happy keys are erased.
14:39Teleportation can't be turned off.
14:42Sorry.
14:44Ha ha ha! It's okay, chip.
14:46All the tasking is easy.
15:18Awesome!
16:48Fuck!
17:19Hey, where are my toys?
17:21Toy teleportation off.
17:23Happy keys are erased.
17:48What the fuck?
18:00That was harassment. I'm taking this up with HR.
18:19What the fuck?
18:28What the fuck?
18:57What the fuck?
19:26Ha ha ha!
19:27Ha ha ha!
19:57Ha ha ha!
20:06No, Arch!
20:33Awesome!
20:43Don't forget to tell HR how to beat the shit out of you.
20:46Ha ha ha!
21:16Can you guys stop cutting me off mid-sentence?
21:44Dexterity mode.
21:51Dexterity mode.
22:03Dexterity mode.
22:06Dexterity mode.
22:14Dexterity mode.
22:18Dexterity mode.
22:47Ha ha ha! How's that?
23:04You might think you're halfway.
23:07Wrong.
23:08The next rooms will be too much for even me to handle.
23:11And I'm a manager.
23:17Shit! The baby wasn't kidding.
23:19Good luck.
23:21That was a joke.
23:23What the fuck?
23:52What the fuck?
24:21What the fuck?
24:50What the fuck?
25:04What the fuck?
25:32Very suspicious.
25:36Ha ha ha! You fell right into my trap.
25:39Now get destroyed.
25:42Shit! The keys!
25:43Accessing the room.
26:04I don't like it down there. Let's stay up here.
26:19What the fuck?
26:48What the fuck?
27:01Well done, Chip.
27:03Come on, Gory. Let's shoot him up.
27:34Come on, Gory. Let's shoot him up.
27:36Come on, Gory. Let's shoot him up.
27:51What the fuck?
28:14Wow!
28:43What the fuck?
28:52Oh, hi, guys.
28:53You're late for the meeting.
28:55We were just discussing your death.
28:57Chip, you gotta write the happy keys again.
28:59I'm accessing the room. Hold on.
29:29What the fuck?
29:37What the fuck?
30:08What the fuck?
30:17What the fuck?
30:48What the fuck?
31:16What the fuck?
31:24Awesome!
31:38Big player system offline.
31:40Happy keys activated.
31:42You guys are cheating.
31:58What the fuck?
32:14Time out.
32:44You guys are gonna regret this.
33:13What the fuck?
33:23In addition to my collection.
33:45What the fuck?
34:14What the fuck?
34:19Consider this a permanent termination, you fucks.
34:23The ladybug.
34:25The world's biggest bumper car.
34:29Holy shit, this is it.
34:31Another one of the generals.
34:33This one can spread a lethal amount of electricity across the globe.
34:39Don't worry, I'm not ready to fly yet.
35:09Hey, two against one isn't fair.
35:23I knew you were cheating.
35:25I'm teasing it out.
35:54What the fuck?
36:14Uh oh, the floor is lava.
36:16JK, it's electric.
36:18You're going to die.
36:48What the fuck?
37:17No, stop breaking stuff.
37:37Hurry up, murder them already.
38:02Awesome.
38:10Oh no, kill them.
38:38Oh, that was close.
38:40The fuck's a gun?
38:42Fine, okay, you win.
38:44You beat me.
38:46I'm gonna get fired for sure.
38:48Fuck you guys.
38:50I love kids.
38:54Right, speaking of, what the fuck is that suspiciously radioactive glow coming out of the giant ladybug we just killed?
39:02Is that?
39:04It can't be.
39:06My little Adam Cleaver set, how exciting.
39:12Good one.
39:14Let's get back to the ship now.
39:16I'm sure he's missed having us inside him.
39:18Not really.
39:20Initializing headquarter transport.
39:42Headquarter transport complete.
39:46Wait, why am I coughing?
39:48I don't have lungs.
39:50That place was really dirty though.
39:52Oh, power core installed.
39:54Only two more to go until it's gorilla bear time.
40:08New clothing.
40:10It's the Wacky Decks.
40:14All of Ustrafone's cool toy trademark products can be viewed in it.
40:18Are we in it?
40:20Yes.
40:22Let's go play with ourselves, Gordy.
41:18Good evening, cast person and crew.
41:22It is I, the illustrious Herr Goldfinn, collector of antiquities and inventor of the finest machinery on the planet.
41:30I have something that will be of interest to you.
41:34Wait, oh my god, I know who you are.
41:36Oh, so my excellence is familiar to you.
41:40Yeah, you're that guy on the package of those fish biscuits.
41:42What? No, that's enough, Mr. Shit.
41:46I have an item that you need.
41:48A piece of that weapon you are trying to build.
41:52Oh, but my arms are tired.
41:54I want to discuss an exchange.
41:56Enter my domain, my Galleria, and we shall discuss the terms and condiments.
42:02What?
42:04I am Zella.
42:06Come down and we'll talk.
42:08And he hung up.
42:10Yeah.
42:12Zella, how did you know about the laser pointer?
42:34We interrupt this radio channel for an urgent message.
42:36The rapidly increasing contaminated water and toxic landfills is larger than ever.
42:40A large number of Cool Toys licensed pinky toys are being thrown away.
42:44It is reckless of Cool Toys for having sold such a dangerous and toxic toy.
42:46The creators should be ashamed of themselves.
42:48More and more pinkies are being tossed.
42:52All while the creator has nothing to repent for.