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00:00🎵Gory, gory, gory🎵
00:05🎵It's a cat on a hoverboard, fighting in the cold🎵
00:31Day 243 in orbit. My engines hurt. The nights are so cold.
00:42Ship. Now with real feelings.
00:45My reactor is dry and the sun is shining.
00:49Another day, another dollar. Every morning is a blank canvas. Time to chase the dream and...
00:55Error. Inspirational quote 542 not found.
00:59Crank. With a family friendly language setting.
01:03I must have caught something from that sexy RC car.
01:06I should get that checked.
01:07Your maintenance up here is terrible, Chip.
01:10I'm trying my best and I have no arms.
01:14We need maintenance by a licensed cool toys trademark engineer.
01:18Newscast! All human engineers are gone from that dirt patch around which we're currently orbiting in a thousand metric tons of steel.
01:27Metric tons? Don't talk about my weight.
01:31Don't worry about your weight, Chip. We love living inside your voluptuous body.
01:36We're fortified up here and whenever Gory runs out of his processed chew toys, we can just get some exercise and we should fly back on Earth.
01:43In my mind, all of us will live inside you in peace and prosperity forever and ever and ever and...
01:50Wait. What the f*** was that?
01:54A breach? Oh, breach. There's definitely a breach. My insides are falling out.
02:04Wow. I think Chip is dying.
02:07This is awesome!
02:08I can't feel my legs. Breach. Oh, cruel world of fire.
02:15Was that them? The professor never mentioned any cool toys trademark explosives.
02:20How are we supposed to get back to Earth?
02:22Gory?
02:23Wait a minute. What the f*** are you doing in the airlock?
02:26My child-friendly software won't let me swear that I'm f***ing serious. F***!
02:31Now you...
02:32Just wait a minute there, pal. Let's talk about this over some nice milk.
02:35Come on. You want some nice milk, bud?
02:37Game face on.
02:39Gory.
02:40The perfect pet.
02:42Cutting time.
02:43Motherf***er!
02:52F***!
03:10Phew! That was awesome, Gory!
03:13Oh, I was wondering what that burning smell was.
03:16We've got to find something to patch us up.
03:19I don't need a ship for Chip. I'm picking up one of the professor's old ship beacons.
03:23Forwards, my feline friend.
03:25I'm activating tutorial mode.
03:27That was the Frank-Time Warp.
03:29Frank-Time Warp is a trademark of Comsortex.
03:30Record usage of Frank-Time Warp can cause vomiting, headaches, diarrhea, hair explosions, and death.
03:33All use it as at your own risk.
03:34Wow. That was weird.
03:38Whoa!
03:45Ooh, cobbleheads. A perfect fuel source.
03:48Jump on it. Let me feast.
03:56Mm-mm. That was delicious.
03:58More.
03:59What the f***?
04:01We've got to find that ship. This planet sucks.
04:08Hmph.
04:12Ooh, vending machines.
04:14Slice them open and feast on their insides.
04:19We're getting closer to the professor's ship.
04:21The signal is getting stronger.
04:23I miss her too, Gory.
04:25Let's get out of this hole and find that ship.
04:33Whoa!
04:38Whoa! A piece of a key.
04:41Let's find them all, Gory.
05:08Huh?
05:10Hey, what is that?
05:12Somebody help him!
05:14The unicorn.
05:16The cutest companion.
05:18Hey!
05:30The ugly corn.
05:32Undead unicorns.
05:35Yeah, let's kill them all!
05:38Hey, it's the traitor!
05:40Kill them!
05:41Aw, s***!
05:42Game on!
06:00Slice and dice.
06:05D'arche!
06:08Wow, that was fun.
06:10And loud.
06:11Do you think anybody heard us?
06:26Is that all they've got?
06:28Laser's activated.
06:29Well, s***.
06:34Go to hell.
06:37Go to hell.
06:40Go to hell.
06:43Go to hell.
06:48Go to hell.
06:51Go to hell.
06:54Go to hell.
07:05Go to hell.
07:12Let's boost and jump that rock in high speed.
07:19Go to hell.
07:31Go to hell.
07:35Welcome, Gory.
07:38We've been expecting you.
07:41See you soon.
07:45He doesn't look fun to play with.
07:48There's another one, but let's avoid that one.
07:52Go to hell.
08:00Go to hell.
08:03This town is scary.
08:05Go to hell.
08:14Go to hell.
08:16That was really scary.
08:18Go to hell.
08:20Go to hell.
08:28Danger.
08:30We're going in backwards.
08:36What a slice of Gory.
08:38He's only an outcompetent.
08:42Wow, boosted attack from my boy.
08:50There's health in these unicorns.
08:52We just have to open them up.
08:54Take him with you down, Gory.
09:20Go to hell.
09:22Go to hell.
09:24Go to hell.
09:26Go to hell.
09:28Go to hell.
09:30Go to hell.
09:32Go to hell.
09:34Go to hell.
09:36Go to hell.
09:38Go to hell.
09:40Go to hell.
09:42Go to hell.
09:44Go to hell.
09:46Go to hell.
09:48Go to hell.
09:50Go to hell.
09:52Go to hell.
09:54Go to hell.
09:56Go to hell.
10:02The Garden hold a Gory.
10:10Hey, it works in the air too.
10:18I don't like you, please lay down and die.
10:37Incoming attack.
10:38Evade.
10:39Now.
10:40Perfect.
10:41Evade performed.
10:42Hyperspeed activated.
10:43Power up.
10:44Power up.
10:45Power up.
10:46Power up.
10:47Power up.
10:48Power up.
10:49Power up.
10:50Power up.
10:51Power up.
10:52Power up.
10:53Power up.
10:54Power up.
10:55Power up.
10:56Power up.
10:57Power up.
10:58Power up.
10:59Power up.
11:00Power up.
11:01Power up.
11:02Power up.
11:03Power up.
11:04Power up.
11:05Power up.
11:06Power up.
11:07Power up.
11:08Power up.
11:09Power up.
11:10Power up.
11:11Power up.
11:12I wonder why a ship beacon is online.
11:21The professor probably left it there before she... ya know.
11:26Yeah, I really miss her too and our house.
11:30Da-da-da-da.
11:31Oh
11:55They got guns
12:01New target found
12:31Oh
13:01Oh
13:31I
13:38Wonder where the last one is. Let's find it gory
13:43They got the Christmas gift of 2034
13:48Bubble shield fun for the whole family
13:51Until they run out of air in there
13:53My blades are useless against those. We gotta find a toy store to get something more
13:58smashing this way
14:01I
14:06Also wish the professor would be on the ship we're tracking well, we will always have each other bud
14:31I
15:01Oh
15:09Yeah, let's get over there now
15:23Use the booth to give me the three upgrades we need
15:32Lethal and effective
15:44I got some new toys
16:01I
16:31Don't use me as a heel
17:01I
17:09Boost power for slam wheel
17:31You are dead next time
18:01Oh
18:31I
19:01Oh
19:31Oh
20:01Oh
20:31Oh
21:01Oh
21:26Scanning initiated
21:31Oh
21:36Ultra pet material detected. Have a nice day
22:01Oh
22:31Oh
23:01Oh
23:31Oh
24:01Oh
24:32Wow, we found all the pieces of the key agree now, I wonder where to stick it
24:39Glory we're almost there. The ship is right ahead of us
25:01I
25:31Oh
26:01Oh
26:31I knew it. There's nothing wrong with being called trashy. I think
27:02You find this in time the signal I put in it should have been strong enough for either chip or Frank to pick up
27:08I've been taken prisoner by the adorable
27:14You need to defeat them the toys
27:20In this egg porter device there are blueprints for a special toy
27:32I
27:41Can't believe she also gives an egg porter. She's so nice. What's this?
27:46Would you reach the new ship anytime we want let's use it now and go put chip into the body
27:53Forgot to mention we gotta be careful when we activate the egg. Otherwise pretty much anyone can follow us to the portal
27:59I'm sure it's fine
28:01I
28:31I
29:01Oh
29:06They're coming don't let them hurt shit we need him to get out of this town 10%
29:2420%
29:31Oh
30:0150%
30:1460%
30:2670%
30:32Oh
30:3880%
30:5098%
31:01Oh
31:31Oh
31:41Smash him for daddy
32:01Oh
32:31Oh
33:01Oh
33:31Oh
33:39Time to light you up little bitch
34:02Betrayed your
34:25Disturbing
34:31Oh
35:01I
35:10Know that you want to go play around at the ship downstairs
35:13But you have to stay here if they find you they're going to take you away from me. Oh
35:20Gory, please. Don't be sad. You know that we're a family
35:24Just has to be a secret
35:26I'll come back later and we can watch a movie together. Okay?
35:31See you later
35:36Welcome back gory. She caught you again, didn't she? I hope you brought shit back
35:43Awesome gory, but hey, why do you want to go out there?
35:46Anyway, you know that if cool toys remark finds us they will kill us, right?
35:50It's actually a bit weird that they are so set on catching us when they didn't even want us to begin with
35:56I guess there's just something horribly wrong with us
35:59I
36:01Just made myself sad
36:07It would be nice to go somewhere else and see something new but it's great here
36:11No, we met with the professor tonight. Oh, I hope it's the one with the hoverboards. Oh
36:16I love that movie. My favorite part is that what was that?
36:29Oh
36:59I
37:26Shove that egg into one of the ship's orifices
37:29I
37:31Can't pick up on to right now. I'll need to scramble them
37:55I'm sure we can descramble v6 instantly if we work together
38:02Wow, you have internet access
38:04so
38:06There's a lot of inappropriate jokes
38:09contradictory information
38:14Hey, are those in these videos?
38:18I'll save those for later
38:20Okay, well scramble eggs are way easier than this
38:25Yeah, gory
38:27I'll get started right away
38:30It shouldn't take too long
38:39Holy
38:40Glory, this ship is huge compared to our last one. Let's look around inside ships new decked out and
38:48Rather use today. Oh, I found the hole for the key
39:00Oh
39:05Cool threads gory, let's get changed in that upgrade booth
39:31Oh
39:42Please spend more credit soon
39:55It does look like a giant laser pointer
40:00Message from the professor
40:31I
40:34Hope you all made it to my latest toy ship invention and that the blueprints are still in time
40:40Army has to be stopped
40:46I need you to build
40:48Is a large laser pointer and the shell of it is already built into the ship
40:53To gather the remaining four pieces a lens a circuit board a power source and a laser diode
41:00No chip will be able to assemble it
41:03I'm not sure where you can find all of the pieces needed right now
41:06But I will try my hardest to figure it out and send you the locations as quickly as possible
41:11Once I've sent a location, you should be able to travel there easily with the ship's navigation system
41:16I'll send another message as soon as possible
41:19a
41:22Laser pointer, how's that going to help us kill that psycho teddy?
41:26You're right boy. She did say it was going to be large
41:30Anyway, what's this bad? We're looking at? Well as I was about to explain
41:36This is a map of Earth
41:39What the fuck was that? I finished scrambling the next message
41:43So I fed the location attached into the system
41:47Whenever you press a location the message
41:52associated will play
41:56Figured out where a suitable first piece can be found
42:00Being captive here. I've heard a few things
42:03They are the most powerful members of the adorable army
42:06I learned that one of the generals a toy known as fly ball should have a lens just good enough for the laser pointer
42:14And arcade city, I sent the location along with this message
42:18There will be a lot of dangerous mutations down there. Please be careful
42:23into a terrible place
42:26Horrible army generals. I thought the bear in the box was a general. Maybe he's the general of generals the
42:38Is actually called general of the army
42:43Let's get down to that. Oh so terrible earth once more at least arcade city sounds sort of awesome
43:13Don't wait for me. I'm not coming you heard her going we have to get out of here. Let's get ship into that ship
43:44Oh
43:50We need to get going
43:53But I need to stretch
44:13I'm sorry