A secret agent ( Hulk Hogan ) masquerades as a toy-seller, successfully concealing his alter ego even from his young son until, on a daring mission, he is captured by an evil arms dealer, then it falls to his inexperienced offspring to save the day.
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00:02:46Power.
00:02:49You all want power.
00:02:52You can have it.
00:02:54This will make you untouchable.
00:02:58It's on sale for tonight only.
00:03:01I have a one-of-a-kind tool.
00:03:04It doesn't slice, it doesn't dice,
00:03:07but it can be yours for a price.
00:03:11Good night.
00:03:42Wachner!
00:03:44Wachner.
00:03:49Boss.
00:03:51Huh?
00:03:56Get down. Get down.
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00:04:29Rex?
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00:04:45Beautiful, isn't it?
00:04:47Don't touch.
00:04:49Ladies and gentlemen.
00:04:53In the same way, the longbow, gunpowder,
00:04:57and the glorious atomic bomb
00:05:00changed the balance of power in their time.
00:05:03So will this weapon in ours.
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00:05:26Pardon me, sir. Security check.
00:05:28Please step this way.
00:05:30But I am late.
00:05:32Security here is ridiculous.
00:05:35You're right, sir.
00:05:37It's shocking.
00:05:41Sleeping on duty.
00:05:44I'm gonna have to strip you of your rank.
00:05:48This product is a limited edition.
00:05:51There is only one.
00:05:54That is all its late creator had time for
00:05:57before his unfortunate demise.
00:06:03Our world is still ruled
00:06:05by the law of the jungle,
00:06:07survival of the fittest.
00:06:10And tonight,
00:06:12one of you
00:06:14will prove himself more fit
00:06:18than the others.
00:06:20There are many ways to shoot a mannequin.
00:06:23I am not impressed.
00:06:26Aha.
00:06:27I see that you are more interested in
00:06:30breathing targets.
00:06:32Very well.
00:06:35Run.
00:06:57Bright lights. Beautiful.
00:07:00My son's popcorn could do as much.
00:07:06Wait.
00:07:23Shoot it!
00:07:27Looks like you're going to need a ride home, Sheik.
00:07:30Tonight the bidding will begin at...
00:07:35Shall we say ten?
00:07:39Billion.
00:07:41Follow me, ladies and gentlemen.
00:07:43After dinner, the bidding will begin.
00:07:50General.
00:08:05Nice shades.
00:08:07Scratch resistant.
00:08:34Ding dong.
00:09:04Bitchin' crow.
00:09:35Oh, my God.
00:09:37She couldn't have done this without all this.
00:09:40Ooh.
00:09:42Mm.
00:09:48Pa'ul's not a tsunami, General.
00:09:52Ha.
00:09:58Divigeral.
00:10:00Yet to Arutzia.
00:10:05Mm-hmm.
00:10:07Yeah.
00:10:20Guards!
00:10:35I'm gonna hurt you, man.
00:10:39Let's go. Let's go.
00:10:42Let's go, Lieutenant.
00:11:05Let's go. Let's go.
00:11:07Let's go. Let's go.
00:11:23Nice shooting.
00:11:34Get down!
00:11:39Come on, sit down!
00:11:43God!
00:11:52Bring him to me.
00:12:04He's dying.
00:12:35Oh.
00:12:37How could you have let him escape?
00:12:41What do you say?
00:12:45I'm sorry.
00:12:48And?
00:12:51Won't happen again.
00:12:53Okay.
00:12:55I want you to find that man and bring me the weapon.
00:13:00And, Rex, do you think you could possibly kill him next time?
00:13:05Oh, yeah.
00:13:19This way!
00:13:21Here we go.
00:13:30Yeah!
00:13:46Hey, Jimmy, wanna get in on a little bet on the game?
00:13:50I'll give you five to one odds against us.
00:13:53Eh, no thanks, Sly.
00:13:55Heh. It's a good bet.
00:13:57We're gonna get our butts kicked.
00:14:00Go!
00:14:05Hit the relay, man!
00:14:07Hit the relay!
00:14:11All right.
00:14:13Then again, maybe not.
00:14:18Yes!
00:14:23Did you see that?
00:14:25Good run.
00:14:29Don't worry. He'll be here.
00:14:35Why shouldn't this time be any different?
00:14:51Whoa!
00:14:55Whoa!
00:15:21Hey, Jeremy, he made it!
00:15:25Yeah!
00:15:52Hi, guys.
00:15:55Oh, my God.
00:15:58Super Dad has arrived!
00:16:07Is that your dad, son?
00:16:09Yes, sir.
00:16:11Well, come join the game, Dad.
00:16:13I don't think that's a good idea.
00:16:15Aw, come on.
00:16:17Oh, no.
00:16:21Sorry I'm late, son.
00:16:24All right.
00:16:30You! Chase!
00:16:32Coming your way. Don't hurt yourself.
00:16:39Hey, kids, you better come on in and help out Ray.
00:16:54Oh.
00:17:09I did it!
00:17:13I got it!
00:17:15I did it!
00:17:17Did we win?
00:17:19I did it!
00:17:21Come on!
00:17:23All right!
00:17:27Jeremy, I did it!
00:17:35Hey, pretty good catch, huh?
00:17:42Yeah. Great one, Dad.
00:17:45Don't do that too often.
00:17:47It was good.
00:17:49I just wish Mom could have seen it.
00:17:54I know, son.
00:17:57I miss her, too.
00:17:59Dad?
00:18:01Yeah?
00:18:03Never mind.
00:18:05What?
00:18:07How come we never go out for pizza with the gang anymore?
00:18:10I mean, we used to.
00:18:13I told you, Jeremy. I have to make a delivery.
00:18:19All right.
00:18:37Well, good afternoon, Jeremy's hon.
00:18:39Hello, Mr. Umana.
00:18:41Baseball game's not excellent.
00:18:44I made a good catch.
00:18:46Even one-legged man sometimes kicks butt.
00:18:53Any problems, Jeremy?
00:18:55He didn't show up until the end.
00:18:58And we were supposed to go out for pizza.
00:19:00I promise.
00:19:02Then we're back on it.
00:19:179 degrees, sir.
00:19:19Oh, roger.
00:19:27General Anderson.
00:19:28Chase here.
00:19:29I'm leaving the item at base camp, sir.
00:19:31Chase, you must stay with the item
00:19:33until you can rendezvous with one of our agents at 1400 hours.
00:19:37Even our cronies were seen entering the country.
00:19:40Intel informs us that the base camp agent
00:19:43Didn't take her long.
00:19:45Does it ever?
00:19:47Well, um...
00:19:49There's a slight problem, sir.
00:19:51A problem?
00:19:53My son is with me now.
00:19:55Your son?
00:19:57You know, Jeremy,
00:19:59when your mama died,
00:20:01very hard on your papa.
00:20:03You think he not miss her as much as you?
00:20:06He was never home anyway.
00:20:08He was always off on his own.
00:20:12He was always off at some stupid toy convention or something.
00:20:16He wasn't even at home when she died.
00:20:19Jeremy,
00:20:21he needs you now.
00:20:23I don't think so.
00:20:25Well, you think again.
00:20:27He has no one else.
00:20:34Dad?
00:20:36Wow! What is that?
00:20:41Nothing.
00:20:43No, it's cool.
00:20:45It's a new toy, right?
00:20:47Yeah, right.
00:20:49Can I see it?
00:20:51No, son.
00:20:53But...
00:20:55Okay, you can look, but don't touch.
00:20:57It's only a prototype.
00:20:59What's it do?
00:21:01Like smoke, lights, noises?
00:21:03Must be something.
00:21:05Jeremy, no! I told you not to touch it.
00:21:07I wasn't gonna hurt it.
00:21:09Now, son.
00:21:31Come on, son. We gotta go.
00:21:39Got your seat belt on?
00:21:41Yeah.
00:21:43Good.
00:21:57Screws to the front of your seat, Jeremy.
00:21:59What's going on?
00:22:01What do these guys want?
00:22:03Toy business. It's cutthroats.
00:22:05Slide to the front of your seat, son.
00:22:07Just do it.
00:22:09Now reach in the glove box.
00:22:13You'll find a tiny button.
00:22:15Push it three times.
00:22:17Pause, and then twice again.
00:22:37Hang on!
00:23:08Wow! Where'd you learn to drive like that?
00:23:11Like what?
00:23:27Huh? Huh?
00:23:38Aah!
00:23:40Damn!
00:23:42Watch your language.
00:23:44Damn!
00:24:08Jeremy, get out of the car. Go.
00:24:10Don't come out till you know they're gone.
00:24:12But Dad!
00:24:14Take this. Keep it with you.
00:24:16Go.
00:24:18You can trust Max Simpson!
00:24:38Shit.
00:25:01It ain't here.
00:25:08Aah!
00:25:16Somebody help!
00:25:18Huh?
00:25:37Aah!
00:25:43Aah!
00:25:47Whoa!
00:25:49Grr!
00:25:51Grr!
00:25:58Grr!
00:26:06Ha-ha-ha!
00:26:10Aah!
00:26:14Dad?
00:26:22Dad?
00:26:26Dad?
00:26:31Don't worry about it.
00:26:33Oh, is he there?
00:26:35Not a chance not hear ya.
00:26:37Well, you gotta find him.
00:26:39I'm on it.
00:26:52Aah!
00:27:04It's true!
00:27:06All right.
00:27:08And then your dad went zooming down the hill after cars
00:27:11and launched another rocket, and the cars exploded.
00:27:14No, he crashed.
00:27:16Blam! Right into a street lamp.
00:27:18No, into a parked car.
00:27:20Then what happened?
00:27:22It's like I told you.
00:27:24You floated away in a balloon.
00:27:26Landed on it.
00:27:28Why don't you guys believe me?
00:27:30Come on, Jeremy.
00:27:32Hey, you stay out of this.
00:27:34You're not even supposed to be here.
00:27:36Yeah, no girls allowed.
00:27:38Shut up, big brother.
00:27:40You shut up, little sister.
00:27:42Hey, hey, hey, hey!
00:27:44Everybody shut up!
00:27:46Okay, I'll prove it.
00:27:48There are fake cops outside spying on the house.
00:27:52I'll show you.
00:27:56Come on, come on, let's go.
00:27:58Come on.
00:28:00All right.
00:28:04Come on, Bart.
00:28:08Move faster, come on!
00:28:10Go, go, go, go!
00:28:12Let's go.
00:28:14Come on, shh.
00:28:16Okay, let's go.
00:28:20I don't see anybody.
00:28:22He was there.
00:28:24Well, maybe he left.
00:28:26Yeah, the giant teddy bear.
00:28:28Forget it. Just forget I said anything.
00:28:30Jeremy.
00:28:32There, that's probably your dad now.
00:28:36Huh?
00:28:38Whoa.
00:28:40Oh.
00:28:44Shh, shh, shh.
00:28:46Quiet, quiet, shh.
00:28:56Let's go.
00:28:58Come on, come on, wait up.
00:29:00All right, all right.
00:29:02Go, go, go!
00:29:04Hang up and then dial your operator.
00:29:10Oh, man.
00:29:12This is correct.
00:29:20Hey, man.
00:29:22Sorry we didn't believe you.
00:29:30Don't worry.
00:29:32We'll find your dad.
00:29:34I wonder what they wanted.
00:29:36They were searching for the gun.
00:29:38What gun?
00:29:40A prototype toy ray gun my dad had.
00:29:42That's what this is all about.
00:29:44Those guys must have,
00:29:46must have been from a rival toy company.
00:29:48If they don't know where the laser gun is,
00:29:50then maybe your dad got away.
00:29:52Or maybe he's dead.
00:29:54Shut up.
00:29:56You're the one who's dead.
00:29:58You're the one who's dead.
00:30:00You're the one who's dead.
00:30:02Shut up.
00:30:04You are such a dork.
00:30:06Sorry, Jeff.
00:30:08Look,
00:30:10if he did get away,
00:30:12and he's not here, where would he be?
00:30:16Toy store.
00:30:22Yes, sir.
00:30:24I understand.
00:30:26I'll take all of it. Okay, bye.
00:30:32Okay.
00:30:44This is an old man.
00:30:46Okay.
00:31:02Oh.
00:31:04Oh.
00:31:32Oh.
00:31:44Hey, watch it!
00:31:48Hey, look out! Look out!
00:31:50Okay.
00:31:52Oh!
00:31:58Okay.
00:32:02Dad?
00:32:04What happened here?
00:32:06Dad?
00:32:08This place is a wreck.
00:32:10Mr. Chase.
00:32:12Dad?
00:32:14Mr. Chase.
00:32:28Hey!
00:32:30Hey!
00:32:32Ah!
00:32:34Who are you?
00:32:36Who are you?
00:32:38I'm Jeremy Chase.
00:32:40My dad runs this toy store.
00:32:42Who are you?
00:32:44Shigeo Yamata.
00:32:46Looking for...
00:32:50Grandfather!
00:33:01Okay, come on through.
00:33:26Hungry, champ?
00:33:28Yeah.
00:33:30Great catch today, Dad.
00:33:32Thanks, son.
00:33:34So, Dad,
00:33:36where is it?
00:33:38Where's what?
00:33:40Where's the weapon, Dad?
00:33:42Where is it?
00:33:44Where is it?
00:33:46Where is it?
00:33:48Where is it?
00:33:50Where is it?
00:33:52No!
00:33:54Where is it?
00:33:56Where is it?
00:33:58Where is it?
00:34:00Explain this to me.
00:34:02Where is it?
00:34:04It's my best creation yet.
00:34:06Where is it?
00:34:08Virtual reality simulations
00:34:10coupled with mind-altering drugs
00:34:12make the experience
00:34:14seem completely real.
00:34:16Where is it?
00:34:18Modern technology at its finest.
00:34:20Why isn't it working?
00:34:22Where is it?
00:34:24He's fighting the drug.
00:34:26I don't know how.
00:34:28I've tripled the dosage.
00:34:30He should be babbling every secret he knows.
00:34:32The technology
00:34:34is still in development.
00:34:36Well,
00:34:38live subjects are
00:34:40so hard to come by.
00:34:42If only
00:34:44I could drill
00:34:46into his brain
00:34:48and get direct exposure.
00:34:50Wake him up.
00:34:52Try again.
00:34:54Don't fail me this time.
00:35:00Speak.
00:35:02It's me.
00:35:04I'm near the toy store.
00:35:06Do you have the weapon?
00:35:08There were, uh,
00:35:10complications.
00:35:12I don't believe you lost
00:35:14them again.
00:35:16What do you say?
00:35:18I'm sorry.
00:35:20And?
00:35:24It won't happen
00:35:26again.
00:35:28I'm sending Scarletty.
00:35:30He's the best at this sort of thing.
00:35:38Coming through.
00:35:40All right, on three.
00:35:42One, two, three.
00:35:44Three.
00:35:46Shigal,
00:35:48take care of yourself.
00:35:50I'll be all right.
00:36:00You want to call your mom and dad?
00:36:02Leave with Grandfather.
00:36:04Just come from Japan.
00:36:06Well,
00:36:08I guess you'd better come with us, then.
00:36:10Hi.
00:36:12My name's Bart.
00:36:16Oh.
00:36:24I'm Rosalie.
00:36:28Hm.
00:36:30I'm Sly.
00:36:32Well, I've been thinking.
00:36:34I mean, if they want this ray gun
00:36:36so bad, then maybe we should
00:36:38find it ourselves. I mean,
00:36:40at least we'll have something to bargain with.
00:36:42Then we'll have to track down the car.
00:36:44The police in Paralyte.
00:36:46If they found a red car on the street,
00:36:48that's where they're taking it.
00:36:50Oh.
00:36:58Hey, guys.
00:37:00Come on, now. We have a slide.
00:37:02Oh.
00:37:06It's a silver Volvo.
00:37:08Let's spread out.
00:37:32There!
00:37:34Right there!
00:38:03Oh, that's cool.
00:38:05Cry.
00:38:07Oh, that's so new.
00:38:09Uh, guys?
00:38:11Whoa!
00:38:16No!
00:38:18Do something!
00:38:20He's coming!
00:38:24Well, why not start a car?
00:38:26Move on, man!
00:38:28Come on!
00:38:30Go, go, go!
00:38:32Go!
00:38:34Ah!
00:38:36Ah!
00:38:38Ah!
00:38:46Come on!
00:38:48Get out!
00:38:50Come on!
00:38:52Out!
00:38:54Come on!
00:38:56Come on!
00:38:58I'm coming with you.
00:39:00Ah!
00:39:02Ah!
00:39:08Thanks, guys.
00:39:20I thought we were all dead meat.
00:39:22Thank you.
00:39:26Don't touch the mustache.
00:39:28No, no, no.
00:39:30It mean you're welcome in Japanese.
00:39:32Ah!
00:39:44Give me the gun. I've got an idea.
00:39:48I'll meet you at the clubhouse in an hour.
00:39:50Got you now, you little brat.
00:39:57Ah!
00:40:03Yeah!
00:40:05All right!
00:40:12Ah!
00:40:14Come on, let's go!
00:40:16Hey, kids!
00:40:18Get down!
00:40:20Ah!
00:40:22Get down!
00:40:24Ah!
00:40:26Come on, get in the van!
00:40:28It's okay! Come on, run around!
00:40:30Come on, guys!
00:40:32Get in, quickly!
00:40:34Close the door!
00:40:36Close the door!
00:40:46You kids okay?
00:40:48Yeah.
00:40:50If anything happened to you,
00:40:52you would kill me.
00:40:54Dad.
00:40:58You must be Max Simpson!
00:41:00At your service.
00:41:02Hey, you must be Jeremy, huh?
00:41:04I've heard a lot about you, kid.
00:41:06Yeah, these are my friends Rosalie,
00:41:08Bart, and Shigeo.
00:41:10Nice to meet you all.
00:41:12Our pleasure.
00:41:14That's for sure.
00:41:23So, come on in.
00:41:25Make yourselves at home.
00:41:27Come on. Come on. Come on.
00:41:34Sit down!
00:41:41Ah!
00:41:43So, kids,
00:41:45do you, uh, do you like magic?
00:41:47Yeah?
00:41:49Yeah.
00:41:51Magic?
00:41:53Watch this.
00:41:57Ta-da!
00:41:59Oh!
00:42:01Me!
00:42:03No, no, no, wait. No applause.
00:42:05There's more. Hold out your hands.
00:42:07Hold them out. That's it. That's it.
00:42:09Ready?
00:42:15Ready?
00:42:22Oh!
00:42:24That's so cool!
00:42:26What? Oh, nothing.
00:42:28Where is it?
00:42:30Where is it?
00:42:32Where is it?
00:42:34Where is it?
00:42:36Where is it?
00:42:38Where is it?
00:42:40Where is it?
00:42:42Where is it?
00:42:44Where...
00:42:51You were never there for us.
00:42:53Never!
00:42:55You killed her, you know.
00:42:57She died of loneliness.
00:43:00I hate you.
00:43:02Jeremy.
00:43:04I hate you! I hate you!
00:43:06But I'll forgive you
00:43:08if you tell me where you hid the weapon.
00:43:11Where is it?
00:43:13Where is it?
00:43:15Where is it?
00:43:17His will is too strong.
00:43:19If only I could drill...
00:43:21Drill, drill, drill.
00:43:23That's all we ever think about is drilling.
00:43:26Raise the intensity level to...
00:43:28maximum.
00:43:30Then we'll see how long he lasts.
00:43:32Where is it?
00:43:34So is, uh, this your house?
00:43:37Oh, no, not exactly.
00:43:39It's what we call a safe house.
00:43:41It's where we bring people we need to protect.
00:43:44Like you little guys.
00:43:46There's some pretty bad people after you.
00:43:49Because of the toy.
00:43:51Toy?
00:43:53Oh, you don't know, do you?
00:43:57Know what?
00:43:59Ooh!
00:44:01Ooh!
00:44:03Oh, Jeremy.
00:44:06Your dad doesn't run a toy store.
00:44:08I mean, he does.
00:44:10But it's sort of a cover.
00:44:12What are you talking about?
00:44:15We work for an organization called Shadow.
00:44:18Your dad, myself, and your grandfather.
00:44:24No way.
00:44:28Way.
00:44:30And this weapon, kids, it's not a toy.
00:44:33It's the real thing, and there's a lot of bad people
00:44:35trying to get their hands on it.
00:44:37Is my dad okay?
00:44:39Yeah.
00:44:41I don't know.
00:44:43But I do know that I can help him
00:44:45if you just tell me where the weapon is.
00:44:51Okay.
00:44:53Sly has it.
00:44:55Sly? Sly?
00:44:57Yeah, another friend.
00:44:59We're meeting him at the clubhouse in an hour.
00:45:01The clubhouse? Where's, uh...
00:45:03It's the old bomb shelter at my house.
00:45:05Ah.
00:45:07Good. Well, I'll have to do.
00:45:09Sir, would it be okay
00:45:11if I call Grandfather at the hospital?
00:45:13I'm very much worried about him.
00:45:16Yeah, sure. Go on.
00:45:18Well, look, I have to report in,
00:45:21so I'll use the phone in the van.
00:45:24So I'm gonna set the alarm.
00:45:26Don't go out the door.
00:45:29I'm sorry.
00:45:31I'm sorry.
00:45:33I'm sorry.
00:45:36You kids are gonna be okay, won't you?
00:45:38Yes, sir.
00:45:40Good.
00:45:42Um, back in a flash.
00:45:47Where'd he go?
00:45:49Oh, my God.
00:45:51Where is it?
00:45:53You're going to be my greatest creation ever.
00:45:57Where is it?
00:45:59Where is it?
00:46:01You wouldn't be faking, would you?
00:46:03Where is it?
00:46:05Where is it?
00:46:07Where is it?
00:46:09Where is it?
00:46:11Where is it?
00:46:13Where is it?
00:46:15Guess not.
00:46:17Where is it?
00:46:21That hurt.
00:46:23Ow!
00:46:25Where is it?
00:46:27Where is it?
00:46:29Where is it?
00:46:32Where is it?
00:46:44Dad?
00:46:46Jeremy, you okay, son?
00:46:48Yeah, Dad, I'm fine.
00:46:50Where are you? Are you okay?
00:46:52I'm fine. Let me talk to Max.
00:46:54He's not here.
00:46:56Okay, tell him that Eve is located at the abandoned asylum.
00:46:58Got that?
00:47:01What's going on? Are you okay?
00:47:03I'm sorry, Jeremy.
00:47:09Dad? Dad?
00:47:11Dad, are you there?
00:47:13Dad?
00:47:15Dad, you were just there. Dad?
00:47:17Interesting little toy.
00:47:20Dad?
00:47:22Dad, you okay?
00:47:24Hello?
00:47:26Uh, Dad?
00:47:28Oh, Jeremy.
00:47:32Who is this?
00:47:34This is a friend of your father's, darling.
00:47:36Eve.
00:47:38Where's my dad?
00:47:40Oh, he's, um, lying around somewhere.
00:47:43You're not his friend.
00:47:45That's right, boy. I'm his worst nightmare.
00:47:47Now listen carefully.
00:47:49There is this man who works for me.
00:47:51He's a doctor.
00:47:53Only he doesn't heal people.
00:47:55No, quite the opposite.
00:47:57Now he tells me
00:47:59he would like to try a new experiment
00:48:01on your daddy.
00:48:03One that involves drilling
00:48:05into the brain.
00:48:07If the weapon isn't in my possession
00:48:09by six o'clock,
00:48:11I'm going to let him drill, sweetie.
00:48:13Jeremy, no!
00:48:15I don't have it.
00:48:17Then you'd better find it, boy.
00:48:19Or don't you care enough
00:48:21about your daddy
00:48:23to save his life?
00:48:26Speak.
00:48:28Oh, excellent.
00:48:30Move in
00:48:32and take the brats.
00:48:34You're going to kill my dad
00:48:36in two hours.
00:48:40We've got to tell him.
00:48:42Tony!
00:48:49We've been looking for you, kids.
00:48:51We've been looking for you, kids.
00:49:15Yes!
00:49:17Yes!
00:49:19Yes!
00:49:23Let's get something to tie him up.
00:49:44I must go see Grandfather.
00:49:46Okay.
00:49:48We'll leave a message on the computer
00:49:50at the clubhouse.
00:49:52Be careful, Shigeo.
00:49:54Okay.
00:50:16Yes, Mr. President.
00:50:18We've just located them, sir.
00:50:20There's a team on the way.
00:50:22Yes, sir.
00:50:24Other than Raymond Chase,
00:50:26Max Simpson is our best man.
00:50:28He says they're there, sir.
00:50:31Let's go.
00:50:33Move, move, move!
00:50:39Uh, Mr. President.
00:50:41They're not there, sir.
00:51:01How's it going?
00:51:03Give me a break, huh?
00:51:05They don't exactly make it easy
00:51:07to tap into government files,
00:51:09you know.
00:51:11I'm sorry.
00:51:13I just want to know
00:51:15who my dad really is.
00:51:17You can't touch this, Hacker.
00:51:29What?
00:51:31What are you doing?
00:51:33You can't touch it, Hacker.
00:51:35You can't touch it.
00:51:37You can't touch it.
00:51:42You can't touch it, Hacker.
00:51:44You can't touch it.
00:51:46Agent Raymond Chase, Joint Shuttle Organization, 1984, 1986, led covert operation in Angola,
00:52:031988, commendations for negotiating Middle East Peace Treaty, 1990, single-handedly captured
00:52:13terrorist organization Shining Star, tradecraft, third-degree black belt, Aikido, CS-12 weapons
00:52:21training, disguise expert. Jeremy, your dad isn't a dweeb at all. Not at all. Do you think Mr. Simpson's
00:52:35gonna come get us? I'll see if I can find anything on Mr. Max Simpson. Are you okay? Yeah. It's just that...
00:52:45What? This whole thing with my dad, I mean, he's like a whole different person. Like I never knew
00:52:56him. It's like he's lied to me my whole life. Well maybe he did that because he loves you. What are
00:53:07you talking about? Well, it's sort of like the way Clark Kent never told Lois Lane he was Superman.
00:53:13If he did, that would put her in danger. And the bad guys would go after her to get to him. What
00:53:21about your mom? What about her? Don't you think she knew? She must have. She didn't tell you either,
00:53:28but she loved you, right? Of course. Well, I think your dad's pretty special. I mean, he must be to have a
00:53:39great kid like you. Oh, shut up! Whoa! Got it! Mr. Max Simpson, come to papa. There he is! Where? Look there!
00:54:09Mr. Simpson! Jeremy! Hey, cool. God bless the Ruskies, huh? I was worried about you, little buddy,
00:54:30huh? You okay? Yeah, some guy came to the house and she gave him credit, and Eve called and we
00:54:35booked, and she got my dad! Hey, whoa, whoa, whoa, slow down, slow down, slow down. You Sly? Yes, sir. You got the
00:54:43weapon? I'll stash it someplace safe. Good man! All right, first thing, let's go get it. Come on, this way, come on.
00:55:06Where's Shigal, by the way? He's at the hospital with his grandfather. Oh, how's he doing? Okay, I guess. Mr. Simpson, look, we only got two hours to find my dad. Two hours, or that woman's going to...
00:55:17Get in the van, kiddies. Move! My dad said we could trust you. Oh, your dad said you could trust me?
00:55:46Your dad said you could trust Max Simpson. I'm afraid I had to borrow his name for a little while. Who are you? Vincent Scarletti, at your service. And you, you, you! You can call me Vince. Never judge a crook by his cover.
00:56:13You saved us from him. You were set up, kid. We had to make you trust us. Get on with it. Where to? Over my dead body. Don't say that. I'm afraid Rex here would rather enjoy the idea. Tell him. Tell him. Tell me.
00:56:43This where you left it? Nice neighborhood.
00:57:12Come on.
00:57:32I told you I left it somewhere safe.
00:58:01Okay, back off, or I melt a little brat's face.
00:58:21Come on. I'm right here in front of you. Come on.
00:58:44You got him?
00:59:00That's it. Obviously, we can't trust anybody. There's only one thing we can do. What's that? We'll need Shigeo. Can we get him a message? I can email one over to the clubhouse on any computer. What is it we're planning on doing? But if Shigeo can read it, anybody can. Hmm, yeah. What about a password? Excuse me. Excuse me. I got it.
00:59:27What's that? Tell him to meet us at my dad's toy store in a half hour. Hold it! What exactly is it we're planning on doing? We're gonna rescue my dad ourselves. Gentlemen, and Rosalie, choose your weapons.
00:59:47Let's go.
01:00:07All right, you got the message. Did you erase it? It doesn't matter. It's in code. Who could read it?
01:00:36Any luck? Not yet. I thought these were supposed to be the best computer hackers in the world, General. They are, Max. It's just a highly unusual passcode. Hmm. Thank you, Shigeo-san. I swear to riddle.
01:01:05Where is it, dad? Where is it, dad? Where is it, dad? Where is it, dad? Where is it, dad? Where is it, dad? Where is it, dad? Where is it, dad? Where is it, dad? Where is it, dad? Where is it, dad? Where is it, dad? Where is it, dad? Where is it, dad? Where is it, dad? Where is it, dad? Where is it, dad? Where is it, dad? Where is it, dad? Where is it, dad? Where is it, dad? Where is it, dad? Where is it, dad? Where is it, dad? Where is it, dad? Where is it, dad? Where is it, dad? Where is it, dad? Where is it, dad? Where is it, dad? Where is it, dad? Where is it, dad? Where is it, dad? Where is it, dad? Where is it, dad? Where is it, dad? Where is it, dad
01:01:35Where is it, dad? Where is it, dad?
01:01:45Go, go, go!
01:01:52Move it or lose it, come on!
01:01:55Come on, hurry!
01:02:01Hey guys!
01:02:06Hey guys, go, go, come on!
01:02:11Sit close.
01:02:14Slow.
01:02:22Guards! Let's go around back.
01:02:27There is only one thing we can do.
01:02:31Go home?
01:02:33Dig.
01:02:35We're absolutely aware of the urgency.
01:02:38Not yet, Mr. President.
01:02:41Yes, sir, I'll let you know.
01:02:43Anything!
01:02:45Now, nothing!
01:02:47We're losing precious time here.
01:02:49As soon as the code breaks, we're going to have to be ready to move.
01:02:52Your team ready?
01:02:53Every man I've got is on this.
01:02:54Listen to me, General.
01:02:55You've got to understand, we've all heard Raymond chase at one time or another.
01:02:58You just tell us where.
01:03:01Get me an outside line.
01:03:06Where is it, dad?
01:03:09Where is it, dad?
01:03:12Where is it, dad?
01:03:14Where is it, dad?
01:03:31Come on, you can make it.
01:03:35Come on.
01:03:42All right, let's get him.
01:03:50You know, it took us a long time to get through there.
01:03:53If we have to book in a hurry, we're in trouble.
01:03:56I got an idea.
01:03:58You guys go on ahead, I'll take care of it.
01:04:01No, we've only got a few minutes till six.
01:04:03We've got to go fast.
01:04:04Let's go.
01:04:05Banzai!
01:04:06Banzai!
01:04:07Banzai!
01:04:09Banzai!
01:04:14Bingo!
01:04:15I've got the passwords.
01:04:22Don't touch the mustache.
01:04:34Hey, Johnny.
01:04:36I'm going in.
01:04:37You stay right out there.
01:04:51I'm Buckwheat.
01:04:52Verify voice.
01:04:55Voice analysis confirmed.
01:04:57Access granted.
01:05:04Don't touch the mustache.
01:05:05What kind of a passcode is that?
01:05:07It's Japanese for you're welcome.
01:05:10Sort of.
01:05:11It says they're at the old prison asylum.
01:05:12Where's that?
01:05:13Yeah, I know.
01:05:15Teams Alpha, Beta, Delta.
01:05:17Scramble now.
01:05:34Let's go!
01:05:58Go!
01:06:03Go!
01:06:16Someone's coming.
01:06:17Hurry!
01:06:27I'm Spanky.
01:06:28Verify voice.
01:06:29Voice analysis confirmed.
01:06:30Access granted.
01:06:34I'm Spanky.
01:06:35Verify voice.
01:06:36Voice analysis confirmed.
01:06:37Access granted.
01:06:44It's time.
01:06:47Gentlemen,
01:06:48you may now take your seats.
01:06:55Thank you.
01:06:56I really appreciate it.
01:06:57Thank you too.
01:06:58At least I feel a little better now.
01:07:02You may begin, but please,
01:07:06could you get results before he dies?
01:07:10♪♪
01:07:20♪♪
01:07:32♪♪
01:07:42♪♪
01:07:53What the hell are you doing here?
01:07:55Aah!
01:07:57♪♪
01:08:04Aah!
01:08:06Aah!
01:08:08Aah!
01:08:10Aah!
01:08:12Aah!
01:08:14Aah!
01:08:16Aah!
01:08:18Aah!
01:08:20Aah!
01:08:22Rookies!
01:08:24Wait.
01:08:26We can't just go running in there.
01:08:28But it's my dad!
01:08:29This is not gonna do your dad any good
01:08:31if we all get caught.
01:08:35All right, I've got an idea.
01:08:37Listen.
01:08:39♪♪
01:08:48Aah!
01:08:50Aah!
01:08:52Aah!
01:08:54You get on with it.
01:08:56I've been waiting for this.
01:08:58Aah!
01:09:00Aah!
01:09:03Aah!
01:09:05Aah!
01:09:07Aah!
01:09:09Aah!
01:09:11Aah!
01:09:13Aah!
01:09:15Aah!
01:09:18♪♪
01:09:23Hey!
01:09:24I'll blow your balls off!
01:09:26Back off!
01:09:27Drop it!
01:09:30Dad!
01:09:31Dad?
01:09:33I hate you!
01:09:34I hate you!
01:09:35I hate you!
01:09:36Dad?
01:09:37Dad?
01:09:39Daddy?
01:09:40Son?
01:09:51You shouldn't have come here, son.
01:09:54I'm glad you did.
01:09:57You sit down.
01:09:58No!
01:09:59No!
01:10:00Aah!
01:10:01Let me have that.
01:10:04Your weapon.
01:10:06Two fingers.
01:10:10Back up.
01:10:16No!
01:10:19Aah!
01:10:21Ha-ha-ha-ha!
01:10:24How warm and fuzzy.
01:10:26Drop it.
01:10:29It's a family reunion, really, isn't it?
01:10:32Get your hands up!
01:10:34I'd like nothing better than to get you all out of my hair, eh?
01:10:40You have a very bright boy here.
01:10:44Very bright, indeed.
01:10:46Where's the weapon?
01:10:47Ah!
01:10:48Ah-ah-ah!
01:10:49My gun is real.
01:10:55I'm rather keen on using guns.
01:10:58Oh, but I hate to clear up the mess.
01:11:01So why don't you make my life easy and just cooperate?
01:11:09You, tubby.
01:11:10Release him.
01:11:25Sorry, it won't happen again.
01:11:31I won't hold you!
01:12:01♪♪
01:12:11♪♪
01:12:21♪♪
01:12:31♪♪
01:12:38You guys okay?
01:12:39Yeah.
01:12:40Let's get out of here.
01:12:41I hate you!
01:12:42I hate you!
01:12:43I hate you!
01:12:44I hate you!
01:12:45I hate you!
01:12:46I hate you!
01:12:47Come on, guys.
01:12:48I hate you!
01:12:49I hate you!
01:12:50I hate you!
01:13:01Uh, Dad?
01:13:02Come here.
01:13:09Solid.
01:13:10Whoo!
01:13:11So nice of you to join me, boys.
01:13:30Don't disappear again.
01:13:31Get asTell, hurry up.
01:13:32Come on, Jack!
01:13:34Move it.
01:13:36Move it.
01:13:37Come on!
01:13:39Move it up.
01:13:41Come on.
01:13:42Come on.
01:13:43Come on.
01:13:44Let's go.
01:13:45Park!
01:13:46Get in the mirror!
01:13:52Come on, come on, let's go!
01:13:54Come on, come on, let's go!
01:13:56Come on, come on!
01:13:58Get in the van!
01:14:00Get in the van!
01:14:02Come on, come on!
01:14:04Oh, no!
01:14:06Get off me!
01:14:12Hey, hey, there he is, let's go!
01:14:14Go back, kids, hurry!
01:14:16Seal off the basement out there!
01:14:18Come on, come on!
01:14:20Rex!
01:14:22Where are you?
01:14:32Rex!
01:14:36Doctor!
01:14:40Doctor!
01:14:42Hey, you!
01:14:44Hey, you!
01:14:46Hey, you!
01:14:48Hey, you!
01:14:50Hey, you!
01:14:52Oh, you!
01:15:18Hey!
01:15:20You!
01:15:22I kill them all!
01:15:24Ha!
01:15:26Ha!
01:15:27Ha!
01:15:29Ha!
01:15:30Ha!
01:15:32Ha!
01:15:33Ha!
01:15:35Ha!
01:15:36Ha!
01:15:37Ha!
01:15:39Ha!
01:15:40Ha!
01:15:42Ha!
01:15:44Ha!
01:15:45Ha!
01:15:47Oh!
01:15:49Yeah!
01:15:50Dad, this way.
01:15:52There were hardly any guards on the way in.
01:16:00Oops.
01:16:01Let's go back.
01:16:15Someone's coming.
01:16:17Let's go.
01:16:39Let's move.
01:16:43Alpha, Alpha, they're up here.
01:16:44Let's go.
01:16:48We're trapped.
01:16:50Never give up, son.
01:16:52We're not beat yet.
01:16:54Then maybe this will help?
01:16:59You kids are unbelievable.
01:17:02Yeah!
01:17:16Chase!
01:17:18There is no way off the roof.
01:17:21It's over.
01:17:22I have 200 men surrounding the building.
01:17:25Well, what's even the odds?
01:17:32Let's go.
01:17:44Hello, hello.
01:17:53Yes, yes!
01:17:55Oh, no!
01:17:57Oh, no, no, no!
01:17:59Oh, no.
01:18:00Oh, fucker!
01:18:06Oh!
01:18:14Yeah!
01:18:16Yeah!
01:18:17Yeah!
01:18:18Yeah!
01:18:19Yeah!
01:18:20Let's move, guys.
01:18:39Okay, we've all had our little bit of fun.
01:18:54Now hand me the weapon, or the boy dies.
01:19:01Don't do it, Dad.
01:19:08Dad?
01:19:10Let him go.
01:19:12Hand me the weapon, now!
01:19:15At the same time.
01:19:38It's all yours.
01:19:44Come on, guys.
01:19:47Somebody shoot somebody!
01:19:54Pick him up. Pick him up. Pick him up. Pick him up.
01:19:57Move, move, move.
01:20:00Get him.
01:20:18Go for it. Go for it.
01:20:28Faster.
01:20:31Get ready. Get ready. Momentum.
01:20:33Get there. Go, go.
01:20:36Okay, I see it.
01:20:41Die!
01:20:44Die!
01:20:46Die!
01:20:50Momentum!
01:20:53Yes!
01:20:57Whoa!
01:21:03Yes! Yes!
01:21:06Come on, guys. Let's get out of here.
01:21:13Go, go, go.
01:21:32You okay?
01:21:34Yeah, what took you so long?
01:21:35Sorry, buddy.
01:21:37Don't be. I was in good hands.
01:21:39Yeah, I know.
01:21:42Guess I kind of blew my cover, huh?
01:21:44Maybe a little.
01:21:47I love you.
01:21:50They should be in orphanages.
01:21:52What have they done to this?
01:21:55Agent Chase.
01:21:57General.
01:21:58Where's the weapon?
01:21:59She has it, sir.
01:22:00What? She has it?
01:22:01She has it.
01:22:02For another 30 seconds or so.
01:22:09Okay.
01:22:31I set the self-destruct.
01:22:33You set the... Holy cow!
01:22:35Get the kids out of here!
01:22:36Move! Move!
01:22:37Scramble and chopper, move!
01:22:39Get out!
01:22:49Oh, Rex. Rex, thank God.
01:22:51Come here. Quick, quick, quick, quick.
01:22:53Hurry up, you idiot! Hurry up!
01:23:02Hit it, guys!
01:23:04Hit the clear. Hurry.
01:23:12What are you waiting for?
01:23:14What do you say?
01:23:16What?
01:23:19No, Rex. Rex, wait. Wait.
01:23:23I'm sorry.
01:23:26And?
01:23:30And?
01:23:33It won't happen again.
01:23:35Now clear the weapon.
01:23:37It's on self-destruct.
01:23:44Rex! Rex! Rex! Rex! Rex!
01:23:46Come back here, Billy!
01:23:47Come back here now!
01:23:48Rex! Rex! Rex!
01:23:51Rex, you're fired!
01:23:59Oh, my God.
01:24:13Oh, my God.
01:24:15Oh.
01:24:16Cover.
01:24:17Cover.
01:24:18All right.
01:24:20Come on.
01:24:22Oh.
01:24:23Oh.
01:24:27What happened?
01:24:35Oh, brother.
01:24:37What? What?
01:24:47You agents get to those vehicles.
01:24:49I want this area evacuated in five minutes.
01:24:54Well, Simpson, maybe next time.
01:24:58Let's move it up.
01:25:08I want to thank everyone for coming.
01:25:11This has been quite an adventure.
01:25:13You know why we're here today?
01:25:15To honor these young people who have done so much for their country.
01:25:19Hey, some of you could take a lesson from these kids.
01:25:24All right.
01:25:26Now, on behalf of the President of the United States,
01:25:31I bestow upon you children the Distinguished Intelligence Cross
01:25:36for action and bravery above and beyond the call of duty.
01:25:42Gentlemen and lady, we salute you.
01:25:48We salute you.
01:26:15Hey, what's the word they say?
01:26:17Since you hurt your dad, the nerd's been captured by a woman named me,
01:26:21who you better believe has something nasty up her sleeve.
01:26:24Evela Von is an evil one doing anything just to get that gun,
01:26:28the ray gun, ray gun, ray, ray, ray gun.
01:26:32His name is Ray and he wears a toupee, which he takes home to become a cliché.
01:26:36But behind that toothy, goofy grin is a secret agent, a trained assassin.
01:26:42Man, if you saw him flex those awesome pecs,
01:26:44well, then you'd understand the respect he collects
01:26:46from all the evil-doers whose plans that he wrecks.
01:26:56The secret agent club.
01:27:04The secret agent club.
01:27:08They call him Rex and you better start to beg
01:27:10if you see him coming at you with his bad metal head.
01:27:12He'll rush you. He'll crush you.
01:27:14He'll turn you into mush.
01:27:16You see him coming and you better run far
01:27:18or the Rex is gonna leave you with one big scar.
01:27:22Scarred like Scarface in a car chase.
01:27:24Racing down the road at a bizarre pace.
01:27:26He's real ugly. Yeah, might a scary guy.
01:27:28That's growing ever closer because he's known to be sly.
01:27:39The secret agent club.
01:27:45The secret agent club.
01:27:49Well, Sly and Shigeo, Rosalie and Bart
01:27:51are four young people with a whole lot of heart.
01:27:53One is a beauty and the other one's slick.
01:27:55Shigeo beats the bad guys with a flying kick.
01:27:59Yeah, that's Bart kid. He's a smart kid.
01:28:01When anyone attacks, he makes tracks, kid.
01:28:03When the other kid's in the pack, push themselves to the max.
01:28:06Max.
01:28:07Max is him, son. He's no wimp, son.
01:28:09And on the charm, he never skims, son.
01:28:11And on the charm, he never skims, son.
01:28:13Whenever there's trouble, he's there on the double.
01:28:15Is he a good guy or something other?
01:28:17Never judge a crook by his cover.
01:28:21Don't cover me. Y'all's Jeremy.
01:28:23I'm going to get my daddy free.
01:28:25He walks the walk. He talks the talk.
01:28:27Raise young sons and chip off the block.
01:28:29He writes trunks. He fights trunks.
01:28:31He's looking for his dad all night long.
01:28:33But it's getting bad. He can't find his dad.
01:28:35And now he's getting mad.
01:28:37Mad scientist. That's quite insane.
01:28:39Wants to dribble through all your rose brains.
01:28:41So he can get the secrets that it contains.
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