Double Trouble (1989) Action Comedy

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Twin Brothers David and Peter Jade, who are on opposite sides of the law, come together to bust a jewel-smuggling ring after its leader murders David's partner.
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00:00:00You
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00:01:14You're late yeah, I know I'm sorry I had an audition anyway, my name is Bob. I'll be your driver
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00:01:32Get that for you
00:01:38Los Angeles International Airport, yes, sir
00:02:00Oh
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00:03:01Oh
00:03:18Don't you go around them? No, I can't
00:03:26It's your funeral
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00:06:54Yes, good evening, I'd like to report a burglary
00:07:00119 we have a report of someone identifying himself as the cat burglar at the LA Jewelry Center. This is 119. We're on it
00:07:31A lease open up. Come on. Come on open up
00:07:39Well, I know you're really the police if I wasn't the police you'd be dead right now
00:07:55California Diamond Corporation what floor?
00:07:58What floor 11
00:08:03Well, what's going on you're being robbed but I didn't hear no alarm
00:08:11You want the stairs? Uh-huh. I ain't chasing after nobody in these platform shoes. I'm staying right here
00:08:22Yo, you peed yourself
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00:09:05Peter
00:09:09Hey, what are you doing?
00:09:12What am I doing here? What are you doing here? I asked you first. I got a call about a cat burglar
00:09:18What are you doing here?
00:09:21Nothing
00:09:23So, uh, Dave, how you been
00:09:26But you're supposed to be in jail I got out early for good behavior. Well, guess what?
00:09:32You're going back. Dave. You don't understand you see I
00:09:44Thank y'all
00:09:49Your own brother
00:09:55I went crazy shot my own twin brother. We go to jail for
00:10:05Deal with you
00:10:13You're out of bullets I
00:10:18Can see you're having a bad night
00:10:22Later bro
00:10:25I
00:10:27This is an accurate account of your statement sign your name at the bottom
00:10:57If it isn't too bad, I ain't typing no more
00:11:00Okay
00:11:01All right, Charlie. I told you I'd meet you in about an hour
00:11:05Yeah
00:11:08Okay, look I gotta go
00:11:16What's this it's a present open it
00:11:21We
00:11:26We heard you were chasing after some cat burglar
00:11:33It's funny that's very funny. Maybe you should keep it Albers. I mean, that's the only kind of pussy you'll ever see
00:11:42Nobody in here has any work to do
00:11:45Yeah, so now you want to tell me what really went down read the report a
00:12:00Seven-foot Chinese male with blonde hair, please
00:12:04It was dark. I couldn't get a good look at him. Why are you talking me?
00:12:08You know hold that on your partner to meet you. I was gonna
00:12:11You looking at nothing get out of here
00:12:20Listen why don't you go to
00:12:22Yeah, I'm alright. No really go go on. Love some steam
00:12:27Go lift some weights and give yourself a hernia
00:12:30What about you I gotta meet somebody who
00:12:35Well, maybe that's not really any of your business
00:12:37This guy I busted when I was working down in South Central
00:12:40He's been clean for a couple years working construction says he knows something about something. It's probably nothing
00:12:48It's okay go take off I'll be fine, but if it looks like anything anything at all I want you to call me
00:12:55Yes, mommy. I'm serious. I know and when you're serious, you are really very cute
00:13:03What are you gonna do with him
00:13:05What are you gonna do with him
00:13:09Here uh-uh don't give me no bad luck I'm out of here peace
00:13:35I
00:14:05You
00:14:35You
00:14:52Use the sink
00:15:05Ah
00:15:36Ah
00:15:58How am I doing coach I enjoy training you I enjoy being trained
00:16:06Uh, what happened to your arm my brother shot me why do you do that? I don't know
00:16:12Maybe because I got a bicycle and he got a bb gun
00:16:18What
00:16:20It's a long story
00:16:22When am I gonna meet this mysterious brother? He sounds interesting
00:16:26Oh, you wouldn't like him. It's real skinny. He's got puny arms and little spindly legs
00:16:32I mean he could barely walk without his crutches
00:16:35Peter do you ever tell the truth?
00:16:38Not if I can help it
00:16:42Watch this I take a piece of coal and
00:16:51Ta-da
00:16:55Is it real it better be after what I went through to get it take a look through this
00:17:00Oh
00:17:02Peter it's fantastic
00:17:04See how clear it is. Yeah
00:17:07Colorless almost transparent. That means it's a good time. It's beautiful
00:17:14What are you doing oops, I dropped it peter it's all right, it's all right i'll find it
00:17:30Oh
00:17:39Okay, charlie, let's make this quick it's been a long night and my feet are killing me
00:17:45So, what's up what you gotta tell me
00:17:51Oh charlie, I thought you were straight man
00:18:00So
00:18:16Oh
00:18:30Oh
00:18:39Yeah
00:19:00We got a security guard found them around 5 30 this morning
00:19:06She was shot once in the back of the head point blank
00:19:11Approximately 15 to 20 grams of heroin were found in her purse. She was clean. I know
00:19:20But there'll still have to be an investigation
00:19:24The overdose worked for kent construction
00:19:27Construction names charles vasquez. Did you know him?
00:19:34I called danny to set up the meeting. Why?
00:19:39If I knew why she wouldn't be dead
00:19:54Kill my baby
00:19:58I'll get him now
00:19:59The two most important things are get the bullet over the ballistics immediately and i'd like to see a copy of that blood panel
00:20:06Who knows?
00:20:08Maybe she was dirty
00:20:28So
00:20:40Apparently there's been a breach in security alice now, who do you suppose it was?
00:20:47It must have been donald. Yeah
00:20:50Must have been donald
00:20:52Tucked away there safely in prison lifting his weights
00:20:56And discussing my security system with every convict he takes a long shower with
00:21:02We could get somebody inside we're not so late for that now, don't you think ellis
00:21:10And since you're head of security i'm afraid I have to hold you accountable
00:21:17Bob
00:21:22Tito
00:21:24Your new head of security
00:21:27Jeremy i'll need to have lunch with mr
00:21:29Kent and let's make sure he doesn't have any more nervous employees like mr. Vasquez who need to make calls to the police department
00:21:37Tito
00:21:39I know I don't have to tell you what to do
00:21:42You bet I will
00:21:44I want you to track down our little intruder
00:21:48And get that fucking card back
00:21:54You
00:21:58Police department good evening. I'd like to report a burglary address california jewelry mark
00:22:06That's right. Is your name sir? Oh
00:22:09And could you please send that nice detective jade? Who is this? Thank you
00:22:15Who is this sir?
00:22:24So
00:22:51Teach you to shoot at me
00:22:55Oh
00:23:05I didn't do it
00:23:14You have the right to remain silent as a matter of fact I insist on it
00:23:19I
00:23:23Come on man, this isn't funny. It is when i'm standing david. I said I was sorry
00:23:32All right, all right, wait a minute come here come here
00:23:37Okay
00:23:39How much do you want you trying to bribe me?
00:23:42Naturally forget it asswipe. You got all the bad chromosomes. Not me. I'll see you in 20 years
00:23:50David you better let me out of here. I swear i'll get you for this
00:23:54Oh, oh, you'll get me
00:23:56Take a look around you. You see all these guys. They don't like me very much. Why?
00:24:02Because I put every one of their asses in here
00:24:06Yo, hey everybody this is my brother
00:24:19So
00:24:27Detective jay
00:24:31Detective jay
00:24:33Yeah, what's this the financial report on charles vazquez
00:24:39He was pulling down some serious cash for a construction worker looks like he was doing some moonlighting
00:24:45Thanks. No problem
00:24:48Thank you
00:24:49How about buying some cookies for my kid?
00:24:53Jade chief's office. Wait a second. No, just a second now
00:24:59Sorry
00:25:11Detective jade
00:25:12This is stephen tarlow from the district attorney's office and agent reagan from the fbi
00:25:18Hi, nice to meet you
00:25:21You'll have to excuse my voice. I've been screaming at assholes all morning
00:25:26But before we get into this, I just wanted to say
00:25:29And I was sorry to hear about your partner
00:25:32The entire department grieved for her husband and family
00:25:36But detective jade you assaulted a fellow officer and put lieutenant albers in the hospital
00:25:44Now, what do you have to say about that?
00:25:47I should have put him in the morgue. You know damn well that that shit doesn't go very far with me
00:25:52You're a good cock jade, but you've got to learn to control your temper
00:25:56Now, this is the last episode. I want to hear about you
00:26:01Am I making myself clear?
00:26:04Yes, sir chief, may we please all right
00:26:09I knew this wasn't going to be easy for you. So I wanted to be here to introduce you to your new partner
00:26:26What's he doing here this is your new partner
00:26:31No way
00:26:32Yes way
00:26:34Suspect's legal counsel has convinced the district attorney's office that your brother may have evidence which will assist us in a federal prosecution
00:26:41No way. Yes way
00:26:43Suspect's been given immunity for the burglaries providing he can produce the evidence which will aid in the conviction of an alleged money launderer
00:26:51No way. Yes way
00:26:53You are to accompany the suspect and retrieve the evidence in question
00:26:57Gotcha
00:26:59Wait a second. I can't believe you guys bought this bullshit. Can't you see he's lying? He'll say anything to keep from going to jail
00:27:05um
00:27:06Objection, your honor. No this guy
00:27:09You can't trust him. He'll try to get away
00:27:11That's why we're sending agent reagan along with you
00:27:15Look forward to working with you dave
00:27:18Oh forget it get yourself a new boy. I ain't doing it jade. This is not an elective assignment. Hey, why me?
00:27:25Yeah, why him?
00:27:26Believe me. You were not my first choice. You put my first choice in the hospital
00:27:32I'm, sorry, but I ain't doing it detective. Need I remind you you work for me?
00:27:39Not anymore
00:27:41I quit
00:27:45See I told you he was a quitter
00:27:57After you partner
00:28:12Hey, how you doing i'm peter, oh i'm whitney whitney like whitney houston. Yeah. Oh, what a geek
00:28:18Hey, I gotta pee
00:28:20Whitney go with him. Hey, i'm just going to the bathroom
00:28:24Whitney go with him
00:28:27Uh
00:28:33Don't mind if I do
00:28:39Uh, excuse me whitney, but um, i'm kind of pea shy
00:28:53Come on little fella
00:28:56Uh
00:29:00Yep, I really gotta pee like a racehorse
00:29:14So, uh, so whitney where you're from
00:29:18Uh originally from philadelphia, we moved to connecticut after dad retired from banking
00:29:24Oh, yeah, tell me a little bit about uh your family
00:29:28Well, uh, i'm english on my mom's side irish on my dad's side which makes me uh
00:29:38English irish
00:29:40So
00:29:50Going somewhere just uh testing the waters they're cold and deep
00:29:58Get back up there
00:30:03And then there's tricia that's my youngest sister she just had her debutante's ball
00:30:08And then there's my older sister elaine well i'll tell you she is one hell of a tennis player
00:30:14You never know that one of her legs is shorter than the other
00:30:20Shit my folks got her these specially made tennis shoes with the sole about an inch thicker on the left side
00:30:27Where's the right side
00:30:30Y'all set
00:30:32So
00:30:34No matter how much you shake it the last drop always goes down your leg
00:30:54Who is this money launderer anyway, well, his name's philip chamberlain
00:30:58He owns the diamond company your brother inadvertently broke into
00:31:02Inadvertently
00:31:03That means unintentionally
00:31:05See, we believe chamberlain is using the diamond company to transfer drug money out of the country. So why don't you just go bust his ass?
00:31:13Well, it's not that easy
00:31:15He's got a shining public image he's politically well connected heavy contributor board of directors for children's hospital
00:31:22I'll tell you until your brother decided to cooperate. We really didn't have much to go on
00:31:26Well, I thought it was my civic duty
00:31:28You
00:31:31Okay, george washington, where's the evidence chill bro, we'll get to it
00:31:34But first I gotta stop off at my house to change clothes. I smell like a jail cell
00:31:40Might as well get used to it
00:31:43Yeah, you two really do look alike shut up whitney
00:31:59So
00:32:08Hi ladies, oh, uh, this is my brother and um my sister
00:32:22Wow you live here only during bikini season
00:32:27I guess crime does pay come over to the dark side. Luke. Why don't you stick it in your dark side?
00:32:39Well, this is
00:32:56Maids day off
00:33:01What a shame this was a museum quality piece I ought to know I stole it from a museum
00:33:08Yeah, well whatever you took from these guys they want back off for bad
00:33:12All this over a couple of lousy diamonds. Can you believe it?
00:33:15No, I can't so you want to tell me what's going on?
00:33:18The rest of the premises are secure
00:33:21Thanks whitney, I feel safer knowing that you're here
00:33:25So, uh you guys hungry can I fix you some coffee and donuts get dressed
00:33:45Whoa, you got more machines here than my gym. You want them? I don't use them anymore too much work. I use this thing now
00:33:55I
00:33:57Check it out
00:33:59It's called passive muscle stimulation the machine sends an electrical impulse to the muscle tissue causing an involuntary reflex
00:34:08Oh, it hurt. Yeah. Well, I had it amped up a little bit always looking for a way to get out of doing any work
00:34:15That's what separates us humans from the rest of you in the animal kingdom
00:34:20Let's go
00:34:21I need my shoes whitney get his shoes. I want to pick them out
00:34:25Whitney get his shoes, but I don't trust his taste brown italian loafers with double tassels, okay
00:34:41Start talking or start bleeding I do what he says those steroids make him unpredictable
00:34:46I
00:34:49See what I mean, I don't take any steroids and I don't take any shit
00:34:54Are you always this macho?
00:34:56Let's hear it
00:35:00I said let's hear it
00:35:04Hey dave, why not let the machine do the work for you
00:35:16Who sent you
00:35:25Tito tito, you know anyone named tito
00:35:35I don't know his last name. Where can I find tito?
00:35:40Oh
00:35:55Better not be lying to me because i'm coming back
00:36:02What about whitney
00:36:05What about them
00:36:10So
00:36:17Stop the g-forces are killing me
00:36:23Well, the liver is coming in the stealth car
00:36:27What have you got in this thing like a tractor engine or something? Why don't we take my car?
00:36:32It's probably stolen. I did not steal it. I paid for it with some hard-earned money that I stole
00:36:38So after all that time in prison, you didn't learn nothing. Hey, I learned where those diamonds were didn't I?
00:36:53No, david just passed him grab the wheel
00:36:55Let me
00:37:05Hey, what is this you're staying here
00:37:08Come on, man. I thought we were partners
00:37:10Let's get one thing straight
00:37:12You are not
00:37:14my partner
00:37:25So
00:37:55So
00:38:06Hello, mrs. Larson good day. Hi
00:38:21Miss p, please
00:38:23Penthouse is locked. You'll have to go back downstairs and ask the guard to call the tenant
00:38:28After you've been announced the guard will open the floor with the passkey
00:38:35Thank you
00:38:53So
00:39:11You stole my steering wheel, yeah, you can have it back
00:39:14Backer
00:39:18Still mad, how'd you get the passkey from the guard?
00:39:44So
00:39:56It's a guard from downstairs give him 100 bucks and get rid of him
00:40:14So
00:40:38Yeah
00:40:44So
00:41:09You're welcome
00:41:14So
00:41:41Whoa
00:41:45The suspects are getting away
00:41:55Get the money
00:42:15Cool
00:42:26Who is that
00:42:44Okay, come on, come on, let's go let's go
00:43:14Oh
00:43:21Come on dig cheer up. There'll be other bad guys
00:43:25Shut up. It's all your fault
00:43:27Why is it my fault because if you had taken the steering wheel, they wouldn't have gotten away
00:43:31Hey, it's 411 if I had clubbed that guy with a steering wheel you'd be in the ghost police
00:43:36Yeah, but I wouldn't even have been there in the first place if you hadn't stolen those diamonds
00:43:40Yeah, well, I would have never stolen anything in the first place if you hadn't been such a goody two-shoes
00:43:44What the hell are you talking about? Oh, david did his homework and david made his bed. It isn't david darling and peter
00:43:51Why can't you be more like your brother david david david david david david i'm talking about you the boy scott of the decade
00:43:58Did you be saying it's my fault you're a criminal?
00:44:01Well, that's one theory I have the other one has to do with the breastfeeding
00:44:06Okay, check it out
00:44:08Souvenir from tito's place. What is it?
00:44:10Plastic cup. It's a detonating device used by construction workers
00:44:15construction workers
00:44:18There are some criminal element that wanted to set off a barge or explosion. They're pretty harmless by themselves
00:44:37Okay, buddy now it's time to play round two of shock the monkey
00:44:41You know
00:44:43I've always been afraid to try this thing on myself, but i'm curious to find out if it can make your dick muscles bigger
00:44:59Shit he's alive
00:45:07I better call the police
00:45:09I better call the police
00:45:10You're not calling anybody. You're gonna tell me what these people are after and I don't want to hear any more bullshit about diamonds either
00:45:16Dave, I swear to you man. That's all I took
00:45:19Hey, you were right all along. I made up all that junk about evidence just so I could stay out of jail
00:45:25you
00:45:26Are a hell of a cop
00:45:28And you're a hell of a liar
00:45:30Now you're gonna tell me the truth or i'm gonna kick your ass
00:45:33Did you say you're gonna kick my ass?
00:45:36Sorry, can't touch this
00:45:40Oh
00:45:43Sorry little brother, but I warned you
00:46:09Yeah
00:46:39Oh
00:47:09Oh
00:47:11Oh
00:47:37Hey
00:47:42You hungry starved let's get something to eat
00:48:00Don't you ever swallow
00:48:04So, uh, whatever became of the straight-a student why'd you drop out
00:48:09Of school
00:48:11Someone had to work
00:48:13Dad couldn't you were in jail
00:48:17That's all right, he wouldn't have remembered you anyway
00:48:20What's the name of that thing? Yeah
00:48:23old-timers
00:48:25Alzheimer's. Yeah. Yeah, he turned into like ronald reagan, you know
00:48:30He couldn't remember anything
00:48:34And one day I guess
00:48:36I
00:48:41Why aren't you eating I thought you were hungry
00:48:43Are you kidding? I can't eat that junk. It's loaded with carcinogens
00:48:47You should ask for them on the side
00:48:50Come on, let's hold you down and go get something edible. Wait a minute. I'm not finished yet. I'm not finished yet
00:49:06I hate this. What's your problem? It reminds me of kindergarten. I hated wearing the same clothes
00:49:13They're not the same. This is a very fine paint stripe running through it. Oh, yeah, they're much different
00:49:18Look when we get outside you can roll around in the mud and you'll feel better. No, will you shut up? You look great
00:49:23No, I don't
00:49:25I'm not going anywhere. I'm not going anywhere. I'm not going anywhere
00:49:29I'm not going anywhere. I'm not going anywhere
00:49:31I'm not going anywhere
00:49:33I'm not going anywhere
00:49:35No, I don't look like you gentlemen this way, please
00:49:51There you go, enjoy
00:49:58Pick up your menu listen french. I'm not impressed pick up your menu
00:50:06I
00:50:08Look across the room
00:50:11See the guy over there in the gray suit
00:50:15That's your boy
00:50:17Chamberlain
00:50:18How'd you know he'd be here?
00:50:20Because he eats here every day. You don't think I just break into people's safes without finding out who owns them for us, do you?
00:50:26Who's the guy he's with?
00:50:28I
00:50:34Looks like those patty duke pills just kicked in. Okay. I give up which one of you adores a minuet
00:50:42Son of a bitch, what are we gonna do first place?
00:50:52We are not going to panic
00:50:54Second I want your men ready to engage at any moment
00:51:00It's a 31 hour plane trip between los angeles and johannesburg including a four-hour layover in geneva
00:51:06This means that mr
00:51:07Rosehill will not be officially reported missing for another eight hours when his plane lands in south africa without him
00:51:15now
00:51:16Yeah, barring the miracle of a plane crash
00:51:20This leaves us eight hours in which to retrieve the card and execute the operation
00:51:26If however at the end of the seventh hour the card is still absent you and your men will proceed without it
00:51:35It's too dangerous
00:51:38Life is dangerous. Mr. Kent
00:51:41You could walk out of the street this very afternoon and suddenly be struck by a speeding car. I don't like it
00:51:50Stewart's not gonna like it either
00:51:52Mr. Kent
00:51:54I've spent several years and several millions planning this venture
00:51:58And i'm not about to let anything or anyone impair it
00:52:03So I suggest
00:52:05That you have a little talk with mr. Stewart
00:52:08before I do
00:52:13It would be too tragic if you were both struck by the same speeding car
00:52:20So
00:52:43Okay, so now we know where tito gets his blasting caps but uh, shouldn't we be following chandler no
00:52:49May I ask you why?
00:52:52Construction worker named Vasquez set up a meeting with my partner to tell us something got them both killed
00:52:57Vasquez worked for kent
00:52:59So you think kent had something to do with it?
00:53:02Shit rolls downhill
00:53:04Let's see where it rolls next
00:53:19Good afternoon, mr. Kent
00:53:28Excuse me, sir. This is a private club, please
00:53:38Excuse me. Did I just go in there? Thanks
00:53:49Right
00:54:01We've got trouble
00:54:17Son of a bitch, you know
00:54:19Yeah, I voted for north district city councilman leonard stewart
00:54:24Oh, I see you voted the scumbag party
00:54:27Yeah politicians are nice people
00:54:30Everybody should own one
00:54:33Looks like your councilman's close to the edge. Yeah, let's push him over
00:54:40So
00:54:48Hey, what's going on?
00:54:54Let me out of here
00:54:56Relax councilman. You still got some skin left. Who is it?
00:55:02What do you want?
00:55:03This is a warning councilman. I know you're dirty and i'm on to you
00:55:09I'm a chick. Let me out of here. We know all about you and kent and chamberlain
00:55:17I don't know what the hell you're talking about. No, you better get used to the heat councilman because your ass is gonna fry
00:55:25No
00:55:37Think that did it not quite
00:55:54Got a possible bomb threat which one is councilman stewart's car
00:56:00It's a bmw license number two sam564
00:56:03Not quite
00:56:10Got a possible bomb threat which one is councilman stewart's car
00:56:16It's a bmw license number two sam564
00:56:25Excuse me, which way did I go?
00:56:28Thanks
00:56:33So
00:56:35So
00:57:02That did it always does
00:57:04I don't know who they are and I don't care. I said I want out
00:57:11Just a moment leonard
00:57:13pedo
00:57:14You're fired
00:57:16I'm, sorry leonard. You were saying I said I want out. I want my goddamn money and I want out
00:57:23Calm down leonard. No, i'm not gonna fucking calm down leonard
00:57:28You asked me to get kent the goddamn contract and I got on the goddamn contract
00:57:33Now I want my money and I want out
00:57:36All right, leonard. All right. Look anything you say
00:57:40Yeah, we'll come and get you
00:57:44You know, there's nothing worse than a crooked politician bob the councilman needs a ride
00:58:03Uh, you couldn't wait to get that raggedy old sweatshirt back on could you nope
00:58:14That's something
00:58:16I'm, really beginning to enjoy police work
00:58:19No, no, really. I really think I could get into this as an alternative occupation
00:58:23sort of fun
00:58:25So, uh, what kind of money you guys make?
00:58:28Starting paying around twenty three thousand dollars
00:58:31A week a year you let people shoot you for that kind of money. That's right
00:58:41What kind of money does a brain surgeon make
00:58:51Or maybe a gynecologist now that wouldn't be such a bad job would it have your nose buried in your work
00:59:00Oh
00:59:17Shit
00:59:30Foreign
00:59:43Now
00:59:45Foreign
00:59:59Let's go please that's the guy that's the guy he's the one
01:00:15Which car okay dad, what's going on here? That's the guy another way just like
01:00:27Here you are peter. Thank you. You're welcome
01:00:40What do you mean he got away come back to the car he was gone
01:00:45and
01:00:47Where were you when all this was going on?
01:00:52I was uh
01:00:54I
01:00:55He was guarding a possible suspect the guy with his throat slit nice work
01:01:00agent regan
01:01:02You're off the case
01:01:04Yeah, I kind of figured that
01:01:07Put on an apb on peter jade
01:01:09This was a stupid idea in the first place
01:01:12No shit
01:01:15Jeez, i'm, really sorry dave
01:01:18Don't worry about it. Whitney. There'll be other bad guys
01:01:20Come on, i'll give you a ride home detective jay
01:01:24Here's that report you wanted you were right chamberlain made some heavy duty contributions to stewart's campaign
01:01:31I still don't get how kent construction ties into this
01:01:35Good question
01:01:37Thanks and claire. I owe you one and how about buying some cookies. Oh, yeah. You got any of those unmet ones sure do
01:01:46Son of a bitch stole my wallet
01:01:50Detective jade david jade here to question one of the prisoners. Thank you for your cooperation
01:02:04Yo, nice work
01:02:15So
01:02:34Hey, mr. C how you doing i'm doing fine, dude. Good to see you
01:02:40So what you miss prison that bad?
01:02:44No way
01:02:45I just came to pay homage to the master
01:02:48If it wasn't for you, i'd still be boosting car radios
01:02:51You taught me everything. I know
01:02:53except out of bullshit
01:02:55And you peter are the master of that
01:02:59So what's going on?
01:03:06Where'd you get that? Oh, I found it
01:03:11How can you tell me what I found
01:03:14depository card
01:03:16Accesses heimler polycast phone
01:03:21A beautiful beautiful tune
01:03:24Only three of them ever made
01:03:26One for the french consulate in washington one for the late great shah of iran
01:03:31and the last
01:03:32Right here in sunny southern california
01:03:34at the idea
01:03:37International diamond exchange. Yep on any given day that old card
01:03:43Will get you
01:03:45Maybe five billion dollars in diamonds
01:03:48Billion would it be?
01:03:51Okay, hang on
01:03:54Don't come too quick
01:03:56It's not gonna do me any good
01:03:58Why not? Well think about it
01:04:01Diamonds are an international currency
01:04:04So in that exchange you got fellas from
01:04:07japan
01:04:08india south africa
01:04:1135 board members from all over the world. Each one of them's got a card like that
01:04:16I just suppose
01:04:17That some muscle-bound idiot happens to buy in one of those cars
01:04:22What's to prevent him from just walking in there and cleaning the place out?
01:04:27Another vault
01:04:30You always were my best student
01:04:32Yeah, heimer is sitting pretty high in 16 feet of concrete and steel
01:04:38The magnetic timeline set to open only during business hours with plenty of armed guards around
01:04:45Keep the undesirables away
01:04:48Like you and me
01:04:50No way
01:04:52If you were accidentally locked inside
01:04:54It'd take a construction crew half the night to blast you out
01:04:59You might as well try to break into fort knox
01:05:04Did you say a construction crew
01:05:18The military
01:05:29So
01:05:53Thank you, oh you've made my life so much easier
01:05:59So
01:06:07If you'll give me the card back i'll let you keep all the diamonds which you also stole from me
01:06:15You got the wrong guy
01:06:23That's my twin brother
01:06:25Ha ha ha
01:06:27I like that
01:06:29Humor in the face of adversity. I like that
01:06:32bob
01:06:38Ever since I was a child i've always gotten exactly what I wanted
01:06:42one way or another
01:06:44Things always seem to end up in my favor
01:06:48At this point I do not know how I would react to being disappointed
01:06:56Bob
01:07:00Either you are going to run out of blood or I am going to run out of patience
01:07:04Maybe both
01:07:06I don't know. Oh, where's the card?
01:07:12You got the wrong guy
01:07:16This is becoming a bore
01:07:20Reason
01:07:22Drop it
01:07:25Drop it
01:07:28It looks like I owe you an apology I said drop it no
01:07:36You drop it
01:07:42Sure
01:07:56Got it good now i'm happy again
01:08:16What about the rest of the money
01:08:18No, leave it still traceable
01:08:21Besides we don't need it anymore
01:08:24I'm getting out of the money laundering business. It served its purpose like financing a hit on the diamond exchange
01:08:32Oh
01:08:34But who said bodybuilders were big and dumb?
01:08:38We're ready
01:08:41Mr. Kent
01:08:44Here is the card, please don't lose it
01:08:49Hmm
01:08:52Jeremy get the plane ready gentlemen. I want to thank you for making this a most memorable day
01:09:01Bob
01:09:03Let's go for a ride
01:09:11Until you're mad at me
01:09:13Come on, dave. I don't want to die knowing that you're mad at me
01:09:16And why'd you run away?
01:09:18Idiot, we're after me. I didn't want to get you killed. Thanks a lot. That was very considerate of you
01:09:22Okay
01:09:22Well, then maybe I was just getting sick and tired of shaving your ass do me a favor shoot me first
01:09:27So I don't have to listen to this idiot anymore
01:09:29Unbelievable who you calling an idiot? Don't tell me. Oh, yeah, what are you gonna do about it?
01:09:33I'll show you what i'm gonna do about it
01:09:46Hey
01:10:03Ah
01:10:16Oh
01:10:40Love my job
01:10:46Oh
01:10:51Whitney
01:10:58Hey, you all right I got tired of waiting in the car. Yeah, we have a nice fence
01:11:03Whitney you are awesome, man
01:11:05Thanks, peter. Listen, you better call the feds. Tell them to get their asses down to the diamond exchange pronto
01:11:10right on
01:11:16So
01:11:19What a dick really
01:11:35Wow
01:11:46Wow
01:12:03This is unit four we're in place at the rear of the building
01:12:09Unit two the room is secure
01:12:11So
01:12:15This is unit one we've got it tied up out front there's no way they're getting in here I own this building
01:12:29Come on man, take it easy. Will you I want to be alive when they're in the middle of me
01:12:33So
01:12:37Check it out metro rail committee chairman
01:12:40fourth district city councilman lanard stewart
01:12:44Use that to take from chamberlain, too
01:12:47Oh my god, kent construction's building the downtown section of the metro rail remind me not to ride it
01:12:53Dave the metro rail runs right under the diamond exchange
01:13:03So
01:13:33So
01:13:52Media's here. They want a statement which media local tv and papers anybody from the networks make them wait
01:14:03So
01:14:33So
01:14:49Jones bring me some decaf
01:15:04So
01:15:21So
01:15:33So
01:15:53We're in copy that i'll clear topside
01:16:03So
01:16:33So
01:16:51That's it coming out topside copy
01:17:03So
01:17:10No
01:17:34So
01:18:00Yeah
01:18:04So
01:18:06Gentlemen
01:18:08May I propose a toast?
01:18:10first of all
01:18:12to those of us who were able to make the party tonight the bob and the others who
01:18:20I don't give a shit about anyway
01:18:26The less the merrier, huh?
01:18:29Yeah, and secondly and most importantly
01:18:31To the most brilliantly conceived and successful ripoff since the invention of junk bonds
01:18:40gentlemen
01:18:41I thank you
01:19:01Oh golly, of course, mr. Kent, I forgot you don't drink
01:19:31So
01:19:40Your flight's been canceled
01:19:47Gentlemen
01:19:49There's enough here to make everyone forgive and forget enough to forgive you for killing my partner
01:20:01Forget it
01:20:05You certainly should be able to appreciate my offer look at them
01:20:12Brilliant
01:20:14It's like they're alive
01:20:17They don't nearly reflect light it seems to emanate from
01:20:32The power
01:20:39Forgot to say you're getting drowsy
01:20:44You know what you're as dumb as I look
01:20:49Welcome davo
01:20:51Ah
01:21:00Peter you all right?
01:21:03No, i'm not. All right. I'm shot. He shot me
01:21:07Hey peter what
01:21:11I'm not mad at you anymore
01:21:16Dave go kick some butt
01:21:21So
01:21:51So
01:22:21So
01:22:52So
01:23:09Peter
01:23:21Peter
01:23:51So
01:24:21So
01:24:51So
01:25:21So
01:25:37So
01:25:51So