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00:02Hey Kimito, how do commoners get their fortunes told our phones we use fortune-telling apps and websites, too
00:10You're totally blowing my mind right now. Okay, show me
00:13Yeah
00:19Hey, that sounds like your friend, yep, this was one of her first jobs
00:30To keep in your thoughts, that's why you're so fun. You've learned all your thoughts cuz there's nothing to stop them
00:36It's the reason you keep people at arm's length. Wow
00:40This is incredible all I did was put in my birthday and she summed up my personality perfectly all in the blink of an eye
00:47This is the greatest invention of all time
00:50Look, it has your lucky color written down as well
01:00You live with a daily contact you have with the many friends who surround you because of your excellent powers of observation and analysis
01:07You will find success in doing management work. You are relentless in your pursuit of romance
01:13Oh my for a digitized gypsy. She's quite accurate totes. It's like she can see inside our souls that it is
01:20Why don't we let Haku it try it next?
01:23Darling Haku, ah, you're like a walking contradiction so hard to pin down
01:29Depending on the day you're either fully invested or fiercely apathetic. You have a scholar's mind and an artist temperament
01:35She's got you there commoner fortune-telling is beyond belief. What a lovely civilization
01:41It's surprising how accurate this thing is. I mean it pretty much described you perfectly
01:47So pointless
01:48What could some fortune-telling app possibly know about me
01:51I simply will not allow myself to be caught up in such childish inane frivolities
01:55Well, if that's really true, then you won't mind if I go next you're an idiot
02:00You obviously want to try it only to see what it knows of my skill
02:04Go ahead
02:05If this machine is truly accurate
02:07Then it will log my noble way of life and my unparalleled ability to wield a sword in the throes of combat pretty sure you're wrong
02:14there
02:17Karen you're extremely lonely and your melancholy makes you act in an aggressive way
02:21You're a scatterbrained worrywart who lives your life in a constant state of panic anxiety and distress
02:26When it comes to romance your passive at best and completely inept at worst
02:33Really sounds dead-on to me
02:36Let me see that. I only got such an absurd result because you were the one holding it
02:41Let's see if things aren't a little different this time around
02:43Test your romantic compatibility with friends
02:55As members of the commoner club it is our mandate to explore this
02:58I for one firmly believe that we should learn all we can from this as do I a valid point?
03:04I'm glad you agree. Now, then let's make full use of this vaunted fortune-telling apparatus
03:09Sadly, it only tells compatibility between the opposite sexes since Kimito is the only boy
03:14We'll need to have to evaluate our compatibility with him. Normally more choices would be ideal
03:18But as it stands he is our only option. Yeah, too bad. We'll just have to make do yes painful though. It may be
03:26I've never seen them agree like this before. Well, I guess this is today's club activity should go fine
03:32As long as it's all in good fun
03:34Should go fine as long as it's all in good fun
03:37Let's get started then care to go first. Kimito. Sure. I'm glad to but don't you think everyone's acting weird?
03:45Never mind, it's nothing
03:47Well, how about we start things off with you?
03:49Is something wrong? Oh, no
03:53That just wouldn't be fair
03:55Let's go alphabetically. So then a for aika
03:59Sure, I guess
04:02What's this what?
04:04That's cool. It gives us a numerical score. How many points did I get?
04:08Uh, well
04:12Oh boy
04:15Hurry up and tell us the number quit stalling
04:19Uh hakuwa, did you mean to punch me in the shin or yes?
04:22Okay, right me and aika's compatibility score is
04:27You got 80 points
04:28This may take you by surprise
04:30But the truth is the two of you would make quite an extraordinary couple
04:33A strong romance is often built upon the foundation of friendship and that is certainly the case here
04:52So earlier I got excited because I thought my lucky green body seat was paying off
04:56But then I realized luck's got nothing to do with it because sometimes they're just meant to be
05:00And clearly that's the case with me and kimito. Not that I meant him, but hey destiny spoken
05:05I'd like to go next please and I realized that might appear to be out of order
05:08But in all reality, I should have been first anyway considering my last name starts with an a
05:14Oh, isn't it sweet how bad reiko wants to go next sure. Hope she gets what she wants
05:18However against the score as high as mine. I don't think she has much of a chance of winning out
05:24And just in case you all forgot my score was 80 good luck reiko
05:28Please tell me our results and quickly i'm dying to know
05:3290 points that's amazing. You two are perfectly suited for the bonds of matrimony
05:38Together your life as a married couple would be long joyous and incredibly fruitful
05:43Oh
05:48Oh my 90 points indeed and she says we're highly suited for marriage as well. This is the greatest day of my entire life
05:56You're wrong. No, there has to be a mistake. Oh come now. Aika
06:00We should be glad that we both received favorable results for my part
06:03I am quite pleased with my score of 90 and what was your score again? Aika? I don't remember wasn't it lower?
06:10How about you hakua want to try
06:16I didn't want to leave her out, but this could definitely get a little awkward here goes
06:2250 points
06:24Kimito and hakua it seems the chemistry between you is neither good nor bad because hakua hardly ever speaks and is not much of a
06:31Communicator you two will have to work extremely hard even to understand one another not sure what I was hoping for with that
06:37All right time for damage control. Oh, well, it's just a silly game, right?
06:42Who wants some tea?
06:44hakua
06:48Okay, then I know what always makes me feel better when i'm feeling sad delicious goodies awesome idea i'll go get him real quick
06:58Honestly, I don't think she's that upset
07:01Welp that leaves the two of us
07:04Hmm I can't very well be the only one who doesn't try it. Hey, if you don't want to it's no big deal
07:13But I can tell by the look on your face you secretly do you know nothing about what I want you fiend. Yeah, right
07:20Uh-oh, if you two were together poor kimijo would die
07:29Why are you trying to carve me up I didn't do anything
07:34Well, i'm not surprised
07:36I don't need a fortune teller to tell me that we're romantically incompatible. You disgust me. It's obvious
07:42Would you please stop stabbing my carpet with your katana?
07:46Oh, hey, it looks like I messed up your information. What I put in the wrong birthday. Let me fix it
07:53100 points. That's a perfect score karen and kimito what you have is fate
07:57There is simply no other way to express your love as ultimate partners
08:00You will bond on a deep level both spiritually and emotionally karen
08:04You should start aggressively pressing your attack as early as tomorrow play up your special skills and charge him as hard as you can
08:12perfect score
08:15Relax don't take it so seriously. It's just a game
08:20Clearly it's not to be relied upon. You can't put your faith in that crap crap indeed
08:24We're both raving about how accurate it was like five seconds ago. Give me that
08:29No matter what he will slowly slip away from you
08:31Well, if that's not a big old load of horse crap, then I don't know what is the two of you
08:35Have a strong karmic connection from a past life. That sounds lovely. Perhaps it's not so bad after all
08:40Aika sure does have a whole lot of friends. That's wrong. There are so many fortune teller websites out there
08:45I'll find the perfect one
08:48Look here. I found another app and this one says kimito and I are meant to be so that's that
08:52I also asked about you and it says that your connection with kimito is all in your dumb little head
08:57That is simply not possible
08:58This clearly says that kimito and reiko are a match made in heaven and they will live happily ever after
09:03Your compatibility says aika is verifiably insane and kimito could never love her you lose crazy
09:09If anybody here is insane, it's you. How dare you insult me like that? I got well
09:14So much for all in good fun
09:17That's quite enough ladies
09:21Both of you stop this argument at once
09:24It's disgraceful for us to compete over which of our fortunes is correct
09:29Especially when it's crystal clear that my fortune is the only one that contains any validity
09:39Hey, uh, you okay?
09:42My blood sugar's low
09:45Well, should I make you something potato cakes?
09:48Cool that sounds good to me. I just hope I have potatoes pancakes would be all right, too
09:54Sounds great. You want to be my sous chef?