Majikoi Oh! Samurai Girls! - 05 - Yamato Proves He Is A Man Full Clip
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00:00So...today everyone's smiling at me, too.
00:04Unimpressed. Everyone's wonderful.
00:07I come from the notable Fushikawa house,
00:10so it's good for you to be polite to me.
00:15What's wrong, Inoue? What's with that face?
00:18You're not smiling. It looks like you're scowling.
00:21People who look like hoodlums sure do have it tough.
00:24It almost appears like you're smiling.
00:27People who look like hoodlums sure do have it tough.
00:30It almost appears that you're some pervert about to attack me.
00:33Yay! Jun's a dirty ball pervert!
00:35I actually prefer my girls without hair.
00:38The Fukushawa lack of breasts is the sole thing that I do like.
00:41So are you trying to pick a fight with me?
00:44I did happen to be scowling after all.
00:46If you're trying to make light of someone with my nobility,
00:49I won't hold back!
00:51He isn't making fun of you,
00:53but I will say the people laughing at you were.
00:56What are you talking about?
00:58It's easier for you just to look rather than for me to explain.
01:01Have a look.
01:02Now who's been a naughty princess?
01:04You're making someone of my nobility do something like that?
01:09I concede.
01:10Please forgive me! Please forgive me!
01:13I can't hear you.
01:14Forgive me already!
01:16What is this?
01:17It's posted on an unofficial Kawakami Academy site.
01:20Now a kun of class F strategically uploaded this little beauty
01:23during the Kawakami conflict.
01:25Our troops lost their will to fight when they saw it
01:28and switched to aid class F.
01:31That hick is acting so cowardly.
01:34That's why all of your troops ran away.
01:36Actually, I'm surprised you hadn't heard about this before.
01:39So that's why everyone's looking at me and laughing!
01:41That would be correct.
01:46Damn him!
01:48What are you doing?
01:50All the hairless girls I had pictures of!
01:53It's futile unless you delete the actual data uploaded to the server.
01:56Well, not that that would help since everyone already has a copy
01:59and they just upload it again.
02:01Then there's nothing I can do?
02:03I'm afraid you have no choice but to give up. Right, Jun?
02:05No, just shut your mouth!
02:07I'll punish that hick!
02:09We'll have another Kawakami conflict!
02:11We aren't doing more Kawakami conflicts.
02:14Why?
02:15All of us, class S and F, used all of our abilities,
02:18fighting the good fight.
02:19It ends there.
02:20There's no more need to fight.
02:22That's all there is to it.
02:23So it's alright to lose and leave it at that?
02:25Look, we lost to class F, pure and simple,
02:28and we all pledged to attend school together peacefully.
02:31Just as a people must abide by the laws set out for them,
02:34kings must obey their own rules as well.
02:36Therefore, no match.
02:37That was wonderful, Hideyosama!
02:39Those words perfectly suited those who rule!
02:42I'm so moved I can hardly contain my passion!
02:44Indeed.
02:45I am Kuki Hideo, the man who will be king!
02:48I shall not fight over anything so puny and insignificant!
02:52Wait, Kuki!
02:53My honor is riding on this!
02:54You just don't stop.
02:56Stop being such a pain in the ass.
02:59Knock it off!
03:01He said we won't do anymore.
03:03Am I wrong?
03:06Don't trouble Hideo further.
03:08If you want to do something, see to it yourself, Pipsqueak.
03:13Azumi, what are you doing?
03:15Coming right away, my darling Hideyosama!
03:17I... I guess I'll forgive you today.
03:21What?
03:22I can never accept this outcome.
03:24I must be able to avenge myself, or I will...
03:27Those aren't easy to get your hands on.
03:29Could I please just get a replacement?
03:31Huh. What's so good about 3D women?
03:332D women are the only worthwhile ones.
03:35But porn mags are paper, so they're 2D.
03:37That isn't what I'm talking about, you idiot!
03:41There's that hand.
03:43He's the one who embarrassed me.
03:45I must crush him without a conflict to quell my rage.
03:49Hey there, Hick!
03:51Huh?
03:52Kokoro Fushikawa challenges you to a duel!
03:57Come on, man, I'm desperate.
03:59Hmm, it'll cost ya.
04:01Will you not even answer, Hick?
04:03I'm challenging you to a duel!
04:05Boys!
04:06You won't say anything?
04:08That isn't what I'm talking about, Hick!
04:10You won't say anything?
04:11That isn't what I'm talking about!
04:13How dare you insult me by ignoring me!
04:15You should recognize my nobility.
04:17I'm telling you to fight me!
04:18Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight!
04:21Hick!
04:28What? What?
04:30Shunpachi!
04:31All right!
04:32Shunpachi, how was it?
04:34Naoe Yamato, I now understand, deep in my heart, how serious you can get.
04:39Does that mean?
04:40I owe you for that. I got your back.
04:42Thanks, Shunpachi!
04:43I want to know just how 3D women are actually any good.
04:47You have two heads like a figure on your 2D online magazine.
04:50But what just happened? What the heck is going on here?
04:54Oh no!
04:55Oh no!
04:56Oh no!
04:57Oh no!
04:58Oh no!
04:59Oh no!
05:00Oh no!
05:01Oh no!
05:02Oh no!
05:03Oh no!
05:04He got out of the duals!
05:05Oh no!
05:06He got out of the duals!
05:07He's that good at scheming!
05:08Naoe Yamato, I shall force you to accept no matter the cost!!
05:14Shino-chan, you're pretty good friends with Cookie.
05:16Yeah… I guess so.
05:28Naoe Yamato, from class 2F.
05:30since elementary school.
05:32What he lacks in martial arts prowess,
05:34he makes up for intellectually.
05:36He's excellent at devising plans,
05:38and acts as the Kazuma family strategist.
05:40He likes hermit crabs.
05:42His parents abandoned Japan and now live overseas.
05:45Yamato has remained in Japan alone,
05:47currently residing in the Shimatsu dorms.
05:49He's asked Momoyo Kawakami out twice,
05:52but was shot down both times.
05:54Hmm... I wonder what I should do to get him to duel me.
05:58I believe that somehow upsetting him would be the best plan of action.
06:01I see. A good plan.
06:03I shall anger him no matter what!
06:05So he asked out that girl twice, and was rejected.
06:08All I have to do is harass that girl, and he's sure to get mad.
06:12Hey, you, loli!
06:13Do you need something?
06:16N-n-never mind!
06:18Didn't you want something?
06:20Do you want to fight me, little pipsqueak?
06:23I'd love to fight any time.
06:25T-t-that's your imagination!
06:27I'm in a hurry! Talk to you later!
06:32Laying my hands upon a woman is far too cowardly.
06:35It would be more effective to choose the intellectual route.
06:38Why am I going to eat all this?
06:40Close your eyes on this.
06:41Indeed, this was made with red king crab.
06:43The red king crab is related to the hermit crab.
06:46In other words, it's the same as having your beloved hermit crabs cut right open.
06:51Having fresh ingredients delivered by private jets straight from the source makes everything delicious!
06:58Wait, Yamato! Why aren't you mad?!
07:00The tanuki of Mt. Kachi-Kachi punished an old lady's husband by killing her and having him eat a stew of her flesh!
07:05This is just as bad!
07:09Why won't you get mad?!
07:10He's far more forgiving than he looks.
07:12If he won't answer my request for a duel, then I have an idea!
07:16Check this out, Hick.
07:18How do I look in a swimsuit?
07:20Turned on?
07:23No man can withstand my beauty.
07:25Try to touch me, I'll punish you on the spot!
07:32Wait, Hick! Don't ignore me!
07:34Why won't you show me any interest? Are you a man?
07:36Someone not attracted to me couldn't be a man.
07:39Maybe you're not into girls at all, is that it?
07:41If you call yourself a man, then show me your manliness!
07:44Yes!
07:47All right, then.
07:54He didn't have to shoot me that!
07:56My pretty little eyes didn't need to see that!
07:58I won't forgive him. I don't care if we aren't dueling, I'll crush him right now!
08:03How dare you avoid my fushikawa-style grappling technique!
08:08A mountain monkey like you shouldn't be able to do martial arts!
08:11You're bleeding!
08:15Ugh...
08:21How can a Hick like you touch me?
08:23Let me grab you! Please let me!
08:27You're cute when you just act normal.
08:31Here we go.
08:35Cute, really?
08:38Cute...
08:40Ah!
08:42Cute? Did he just call me cute?
08:44For an adult of the opposite sex to call me cute like that?
08:47How hedonistic! Why didn't I say that? Why didn't you say that?
08:50He couldn't possibly... There's no doubt.
08:52It's love!
08:54We love each other!
08:57This is ridiculous.
08:58What am I supposed to do with all this?
09:02Oh, Maiichi always does such a great job. This food is amazing!
09:06Hey there.
09:08Want to become my servant?
09:11Huh?
09:12Being my servant is an enviable job.
09:14I'll be your master, and you'll be my servant.
09:17How about it?
09:18Nah, I'm good.
09:20Who turned down working for the fushikawa family? What the...
09:24Well, I'm already a Nissan student.
09:26Oh well, I guess I'll make an exception and we'll start as friends for now.
09:30So tell me a little something, Hick.
09:32Just what exactly is your name again?
09:34Nao Yamada.
09:35Yamada, huh? That's a good name.
09:37So Yamada, what exactly do you like about me? Talk to me.
09:40Nothing comes to mind.
09:42So you're embarrassed then. It's fine. I'll ask again another time.
09:45From this day forth, you'll be my friend. Is that alright?
09:51I asked if that was alright!
09:53Huh? Sure.
09:54I'm talking to you right now!
09:56Don't just sit there eating!
09:58Listen to me!
10:06Don't worry about it.
10:08If you want more to eat, I'll treat you to something fancier. Much fancier.
10:15I know! Come and eat with me. That'll be okay, right?
10:18I think so.
10:23You really aren't acting like a man.
10:25Don't just sit there and mope. That stuff isn't important.
10:28Just throw it out. Now come with me.
10:32What are you doing?
10:36Why do you waste my goodwill and act like that?
10:40I'm sorry. My friends gave me these things.
10:43Weren't you listening? I said that I'd treat you to some good food!
10:46I don't care about that.
10:48Don't care? You're saying my attempts to be nice are worthless on you?
10:53Who cares about those scraps?
10:55Do you mean some leftover food is more important than I am?
11:06What exactly is this?
11:08The duel.
11:09Duel?
11:11You wanted one, right? I'll fight you now.
11:14What are you saying? I already said I could-
11:16Let's settle this. How about it?
11:21So you're going against me?
11:24Very well. I'll fight you.
11:27Now, Yamato, I shall duel with you!
11:31The match between Kokoro Fushikawa and Yamato Naoe will begin.
11:35A single match without time limit until one side either concedes or is knocked out.
11:39Now I understand the meaning of one riding the hand that feeds them.
11:44I'll teach you a lesson.
11:46Begin.
11:52You're pretty weak.
11:54I thought you'd at least do something.
11:57This is only happening because you defied me.
11:59If you've learned your lesson.
12:03So the hick still wants to keep at it.
12:05In that case, combat's a bitch.
12:09And so am I.
12:13You seem to have some guts.
12:15But guts alone won't defeat me.
12:18Fighting me is pointless when you're powerless.
12:21But you don't seem to understand.
12:24Very well.
12:30Do you get it now? You a mere hick cannot beat me!
12:39Stop it! You can't win!
12:49Concede! It's over for you!
12:51Concede! It's over for you!
12:54Give up! I'm telling you to give up!
12:59I won't.
13:01I... I won't accept it.
13:05There's no need to.
13:08Then I'm not finished yet.
13:10I'm saying you have no chance. This match is over!
13:13Only when someone is knocked out or concedes.
13:15Until then, the duel continues.
13:18In that case, why are you being so stubborn?
13:22It was just some food!
13:24All this happened because you weren't even listening to me!
13:26It's not even my fault!
13:28I didn't do anything wrong!
13:39Don't move! Stop it!
13:48But why? Why would you go so far?
13:52I don't need a reason.
14:17I'm sorry!
14:39I'm sorry!
14:40I...
14:46I'm so terribly sorry.
14:48I'm sorry about your lunch.
14:55Yamato Nao has been knocked out!
14:57Kokoro Fushikawa wins the match!
14:59Yamato! Are you okay?
15:02You were being so stubborn!
15:04Yamato!
15:09You were worried about me?
15:15You idiot!
15:21That hurts.
15:24I'm sorry.
15:30With a trick like that, you couldn't hope to withstand Fushikawa's throws.
15:36Well, whatever.
15:38That's just like you.
15:41What is it, everyone?
15:43Why are every one of you people ignoring me?
15:46Got a problem with your face again, bald bastard?
15:50Are you trying to pick a fight with me?
15:52We can't watch it anymore.
15:54It's been erased.
15:56And a message tells people to delete it if they downloaded it.
15:59I don't want to watch it anymore.
16:01I don't want to watch it anymore.
16:03I don't want to watch it anymore.
16:05I don't want to watch it anymore.
16:07I don't want to watch it anymore.
16:09I downloaded it.
16:11Do you think everyone will?
16:13Who knows?
16:14Actually, I have a copy too.
16:16But I guess I'll listen to him.
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