Emmerdale 3rd September 2024
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00:00I mean, I'm good, but I don't think I can save this one.
00:21Yeah, probably not. You might as well just chuck it out. I'll have to risk having no
00:25sleep.
00:27Honestly, she kicks my right foot if I pass and he was not in bed with her.
00:30Oh dear. Well, I've got to go, but I hope your dad's doing all right.
00:46Did they offer a lift to Birmingham?
00:47Eh? Of course they did. She didn't want one.
00:50Oh. How's Dan doing?
00:52Yeah, all right, I think. Not that I ever see her. She's always busy doing something.
00:57Did Moira get in with the doctors?
00:59I think so, yeah.
01:00Right, OK. Well, if it is the menopause, then you need to support her, no more rolling your eyes, all right?
01:05Right.
01:08She didn't tell you, did she?
01:09Not by the doctors, no.
01:10Right, just go easy on her, please.
01:12I can do touchy-feely.
01:23Hey, Monty.
01:24Don't come near him.
01:25Am I there? Obviously, I'm not going to hurt him.
01:27Tell that to Piper.
01:29Hmm. Sticks and stones.
01:31Can you not talk to me, actually?
01:32I don't need to. A couple of photos posted online paint a lot more than a thousand words, Belle.
01:38You know, if you post them, I'm going to report you. And actually, you can get done just for threatening it.
01:42Do your worst, Belle. I'll always win.
01:47Not this time.
01:49Hey.
01:50Hey.
01:54Can you reduce this?
01:56No.
01:57Lara could kill me.
01:59Divorce is so expensive.
02:05Cheapskate.
02:06Thanks.
02:11I'm sorry.
02:12It's all right.
02:13It's all right.
02:14It's all right.
02:15It's all right.
02:16It's all right.
02:22Do you think Vanessa could look after Frankie after work, so we could go for a drink?
02:26Um, no.
02:28I think she's seeing Susie tonight.
02:30Why?
02:32Just fancied a catch-up.
02:36I already know.
02:38Have you told your Mac?
02:39No. I think it clicked the other day when you went out to use your phone.
02:42It's pretty obvious.
02:44It's all good, though.
02:46Easier than I thought.
02:47Making out like I'm some sort of psycho ex-girlfriend.
02:51So, who is she?
02:54What? No. I'm not seeing anyone.
02:57Oh. Right.
03:00So, if you've not got a new girlfriend, then what is it?
03:05I didn't really want to tell you like this, but, um...
03:08I might be moving to the Shetland Isles.
03:10Since when?
03:12There's a job and I can't really refuse it.
03:14I'm pretty sure Frankie would want you to refuse it.
03:18Look, I've got to go.
03:19Text me when your lunch break is and I'll explain everything.
03:21Promise.
03:24So, it's left out of here, down the ginnel, it's just opposite.
03:27Thanks.
03:32Ryan, can I, er, pick your brains about something?
03:35Phew.
03:36Um...
03:38One of my mates...
03:40Her ex has, er, posted some dodgy pictures of her online.
03:44Oh. What? Come back?
03:46I know.
03:47And obviously he's denying it, so I said that I'd ask you,
03:50is there any way she can trace it back to him electronically?
03:53I doubt it.
03:54He's probably posted it with a VPN or a proxy or something.
03:59What are they when they're at home?
04:01They're like little programmes that hide your IP addresses.
04:06So it can't be traced.
04:09Sorry.
04:10I bet she wishes she'd have wiped his devices first, now.
04:15Wiped his devices?
04:17Yeah.
04:18OK, well, I'll let her know anyway.
04:20Let me get you a coffee to say thanks.
04:22Cheers.
04:24Hey, can I get Ryan a cappuccino and I'll just pay up now?
04:29Yeah, um, that's 9.30, please.
04:33How's Angelica?
04:34She's been better.
04:36Yeah, I've gone through. Have a good day.
04:38Nicola, I don't want what's happened between me and Tom to make it weird with Oz.
04:43Are we OK?
04:45To be honest, I wasn't going to serve you,
04:47because you accused him of being a dog killer.
04:50But at the end of the day, I know you've had...
04:53Well, you've still got issues, so...
04:56I really hope you can work on them and get better.
04:59Oh, thank goodness you're here.
05:01I've had to send people to the village hall.
05:03This way.
05:04I've had to send people to the village hall.
05:05This way.
05:20Hey, off.
05:23Hey, turn off!
05:31You haven't connected your phone to this, have you?
05:33I don't know how to do that.
05:34But I know Viddy's goes off for no reason.
05:37It'll be gremlins.
05:39Yeah, probably.
06:03Fuck.
06:33Fuck.
07:03Fuck.
07:31Have any lunch?
07:33Not really, I came to catch you.
07:36Oh.
07:38OK.
07:39I hear you went to see the doctor about the menopause.
07:44So you've spoken to Chas?
07:46Don't have a go at her.
07:47She thought I already knew.
07:49She was worried about you.
07:51Well, it's nice to know that someone is.
07:53I'm worried about you.
07:55No, you are worried about me drinking, Cain.
07:58I said that it could be the menopause and you just dismissed it.
08:02Yeah.
08:04OK.
08:07So do you think this is why you've been acting mad?
08:09Oh, yes.
08:11It's nice to see that you know how to talk about these things.
08:13Well, Moody then, what word am I supposed to use?
08:16Moody is better.
08:20So you've been to the doctor's?
08:23I'm booked in with Wendy to get my bloods done tomorrow.
08:27OK, good.
08:29Look, I know the menopause isn't fun.
08:33You're telling me.
08:34And it's not your fault.
08:35So I just wanted to say sorry for being a numpty.
08:41Well, that means a lot.
08:43A numpty.
08:46Right.
08:48I'd best get back to fixing cars.
08:51We can talk later, yeah?
08:53You know, I hate it when I'm not getting along.
08:58Yeah, me too.
09:01Can you stay for lunch?
09:02What's for lunch?
09:22That's a funny looking salad.
09:25Well, say ciao to Giuseppe.
09:32So, how much have we got left to do?
09:35Er, all of it.
09:37Well, you've spent most of the morning playing solitaire
09:39and all I've done is book some tickets.
09:41So, have you decided where you're taking it, yeah?
09:43York Races.
09:44Yeah, private box, champagne on tap.
09:47Then I'm going to take her to the theatre afterwards.
09:49Kim will love all that.
09:51Casino one day and now this.
09:54Do you not think that she'll notice that you're going overboard?
09:58No.
10:00What do you usually do on a date night?
10:03Chicken chow mein and a foot massage.
10:07Yeah, I'll cancel them theatre tickets, sir.
10:12Oh, my God!
10:13What's up?
10:16Check up a work email.
10:18It's called Surprise.
10:22PHONE RINGS
10:25Yeah, well, look after yourself, sweetheart.
10:28I love you. Bye.
10:32I didn't know you were in. Sorry.
10:33I'm on a half day.
10:35I had you on the phone, so I didn't want to disturb you.
10:38How is Angel?
10:40She's fine, kind of.
10:42I think she's just counting the days down.
10:44I bet she is.
10:46Oh, Keith!
10:47Keith, I've already lost them once today.
10:49It's a good job Belle found them outside.
10:51It's not like you.
10:52Ah, system.
10:54Oh, yeah, thanks.
10:57If you're wanting lunch, there's not much food in, sorry.
11:00No worries, I'll just go to the pub.
11:02And just so you know, when Belle was in the cafe before,
11:05she was worried I'd fallen out with her because of you two.
11:10I can't bar her.
11:11If I barred everyone who's upset us, I'd have no customers.
11:14Well, where else is she going to get bacon putties from?
11:17Yeah.
11:20Hmm.
11:24Have you seen my tablet?
11:26Oh, sorry, the boys will have had it.
11:28Go and check their room.
11:29Right, I'll have to scrape Brenda off the ceiling if I'm any longer.
11:32I thought I'd only be ten minutes.
11:33See ya.
11:34See ya.
11:50Sigh.
12:05Twenty-three.
12:07Out one.
12:10Out one, nine, nine.
12:13Twenty-three.
12:14Out one.
12:16Nine, nine.
12:19Sigh.
12:44Lyds, did you see anyone knocking just then?
12:46No, sorry.
12:47Probably kids.
12:49Do kids still play knock-a-doll rum?
12:51It's all YouTube and vapes these days, isn't it?
12:53Yeah, maybe.
12:54Are you expecting a delivery?
12:56You can check your bins.
12:57I will do.
12:58Yeah, well, see you later.
13:15Sigh.
13:17Sigh.
13:31Get out!
13:35Sigh.
13:41They've cut out yours and Rosie's heads
13:45and stuck them on dirty pictures.
13:50You need to go to the police.
13:52No.
13:53I can't risk Kim finding out.
13:55She and my marriage would explode.
13:57What did you say earlier?
13:59Bullies back off if you stand up to them.
14:02Yeah, it's just some lowlife who can click a mouse, chance in their hand.
14:05For what reason, though?
14:08That'll be Kim again.
14:09That'll be Kim again.
14:12I don't need proof. I have proof.
14:15I don't need proof. I have proof.
14:19I don't need proof. I have proof.
14:22I don't need proof.
14:23I don't get it. When did you say that?
14:25Don't be stupid, Jimmy. I didn't.
14:27It's one of them deep, fake AI things.
14:30Well, this is clever stuff.
14:33Like, really clever.
14:35I think you've underestimated them.
14:38I don't think this is somebody just trying to scare you.
14:43Hey, can I get an orange juice, please?
14:45Yeah, sure.
14:46What's up with your face?
14:47Just Tom.
14:48Keep it down.
14:51How did you get into my house?
14:54Hey, I've been nowhere near it.
14:55Yes, you have. Have you got a key?
14:57No, because you changed the locks.
14:58OK, well, then you've broken in.
15:02Are you OK?
15:03Oh, don't pretend you care.
15:04Belle, leave him alone.
15:05No, Chas, he has broken into my house and he's taken his tablet back.
15:08OK, so you're saying I broke into your house and stole my tablet?
15:14Why do you think my tablet was at yours?
15:16Because I took it.
15:19So you're saying you broke into Nicola's?
15:21Yeah.
15:22Why?
15:23Because I had to.
15:24Belle, love, none of this is making sense.
15:26I've been using it all day.
15:28How long has he been here?
15:30About 15 minutes.
15:31Right, where were you before?
15:32I don't know. Out?
15:34Well, being out doesn't prove you didn't take it, does it?
15:37He were with me.
15:41You've been visiting your dad?
15:42Yeah, but look at the time.
15:44The coach were cancelled, so I came back and I met up with Tom.
15:49That's brilliant.
15:50Thanks a lot.
15:51You're very welcome.
15:52Thanks, see you.
15:53Bye.
15:56Is there nothing closer?
15:58It's an old wind farm, Chas.
15:59You don't get many of those in Leeds.
16:01It's long hours, but decent holidays, so I can see Frankie loads.
16:04And the pay's great, so I can treat her and pay for the extra childcare we'd need.
16:09And there's nothing I can say to change your mind?
16:11I don't know. Is there?
16:17Probably not.
16:20Yeah, it just feels like a no-brainer to me.
16:22So I'll accept the offer then and let you know what's what, yeah?
16:25Cheers.
16:27Everything takes twice as long,
16:29so this'll teach me not to mop so vigorously in future.
16:34Why so sad?
16:37Nate's been offered a job in Shetland.
16:40And you're not happy?
16:48Stuff fixing the cars.
16:50I am ready for round two.
16:52Stuff fixing the cars.
16:54I am ready for round two.
16:58Save yourself for later.
17:02I've missed you.
17:13Well, I'm guessing you feel the same.
17:16Yes, I do.
17:17Yes, I do.
17:20Hey, if it is menopause, it's not going to be easy, you know.
17:25I know. I'll cut off I'm a big boy.
17:27Yes, indeed you are, Mr Dingle.
17:29Oh.
17:32No, we have to promise that we'll keep doing this.
17:35I can do this all the time.
17:37No, I mean this.
17:39Us.
17:40Talking.
17:41Making proper time for each other.
17:45We will.
17:47Good.
17:49Then go and fix your own bangers.
17:51I'll be waiting.
18:01Yes.
18:03So is he really why you ended it?
18:05No, and you know it's not.
18:06Whatever.
18:08Noah, back off.
18:09I'd listen to her if I were you.
18:12I can't believe this. What is he doing?
18:15What's all the fuss about?
18:17These two are seeing each other.
18:19No, they're not.
18:21Are they?
18:22Well, so it seems.
18:23Well, she's clearly not thinking straight.
18:26Chas, please believe me. I'm not lying.
18:28Yes, okay, I shouldn't have taken his tablet, but he broke it and he stole it back.
18:33He said that he's had it the whole time.
18:37Hey, why did you lie?
18:40You didn't have to.
18:41To stop her going on at you, Tom. I mean, she's mad.
18:45Why does she say that you're stuck into hers?
18:47I've got no idea. It don't even make sense.
18:50I see what you mean now.
18:52I told you.
18:53She has done and said all sorts of things about me for ages.
18:58To be honest, I don't think she's been well since the split.
19:01Looks like it.
19:04I know you didn't want me to tell anyone about us two, but I just...
19:07I wanted to help.
19:09Hey, it's fine.
19:10You did help.
19:11You did help.
19:13I just wish it came out when people wouldn't be judging us.
19:16I'm sorry.
19:17I hope I've not ruined anything between us.
19:19Of course not. These last couple of weeks have been great.
19:22Oh, I nearly forgot.
19:27We can't have you both not sleeping now, can we?
19:29Oh, thank you.
19:32Oh, not here.
19:36I don't want to make it worse for Belle.
19:38Sorry.
19:40Right, I'd better go, but I'll text you later.
19:43Yeah, okay, yeah. I'll see you later.
19:49Amelia, how long's this been going on?
19:52I'll tell you everything once everyone's chilled out.
19:55Belle, I'm sorry you found out like this.
19:58I hope you feel better soon.
20:01I'm going home.
20:02Shall I come with you?
20:03No.
20:05Please keep an eye on her.
20:09I see you didn't wipe the photos off.
20:12How did she break in?
20:13How did you?
20:15You don't intimidate me.
20:18You just can't help lying, can you?
20:20Leave Amelia alone.
20:25You know you should listen to your own advice.
20:27She's really into me.
20:29So I might as well just carry on while she's...
20:32useful.
20:34You're disgusting.
20:36What was it I was saying earlier?
20:37Oh, yeah.
20:39That was it.
20:40I always win.
20:42Kind of proved it today, don't you think?
20:44You will never be able to outsmart me, Belle.
20:47Try taking me down again,
20:49and I will make sure that you always end up looking madder than you already do.
20:54So go on, then.
20:57Back in your box.
20:59Or this is just the beginning.
21:07Come on.