Emmerdale 3 September 2024
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00:00I mean, I'm good, but I don't think I can save this one.
00:21Yeah, probably not. You might as well just chuck it out. I'll have to risk having no
00:26sleep.
00:28Honestly, she kicks my right foot in the past and it was not in bed with her.
00:31Oh dear. Well, I've got to go, but I hope your dad's doing alright.
00:47Did you offer a lift to Birmingham?
00:48Eh? Course I did. She didn't want one.
00:51Oh, how's Dan doing?
00:53Alright, I think. Not that I ever see her. She's always busy doing something. Did Moira
00:58get in with the doctors?
01:00Think so, yeah.
01:01Right, okay. Well, if it is the menopause, then you need to support her. No more rolling
01:05your eyes, alright?
01:06Right.
01:09She didn't tell you, did she?
01:10Not by the doctors, no.
01:11Right, just go easy on her, please.
01:13I can do touchy-feely.
01:24Hey, Monty.
01:26Don't come near him.
01:27Am I there? Obviously, I'm not going to hurt him.
01:29Tell that to Piper.
01:31Hmm. Sticks and stones.
01:33Can you not talk to me, actually?
01:34I don't need to. A couple of photos posted online paint a lot more than a thousand words,
01:39Belle.
01:40You know if you post them, I'm going to report you. And actually, you can get done just for
01:43threatening it.
01:44Do your worst, Belle. I'll always win.
01:49Not this time.
01:51Not this time.
01:58Hey.
01:59Hey.
02:02Can you reduce this?
02:04No. Lara could kill me.
02:07Divorce is so expensive.
02:13Cheapskate.
02:14Thanks.
02:21Do you think Vanessa could look after Frankie after work, so we could go for a drink?
02:25Um, no. I think she's seeing Susie tonight.
02:30Why?
02:31I just fancied a, uh, catch-up.
02:35I already know.
02:38Have you told your Mac?
02:39No, I clicked the other day when you went out to use your phone.
02:42It's pretty obvious.
02:43It's all good, though.
02:45Right, well, this was easier than I thought.
02:47Making out like I'm some sort of psycho ex-girlfriend.
02:51So, who is she?
02:54What? No, I'm not seeing anyone.
02:57Oh, right.
03:00So, if you've not got a new girlfriend, then what is it?
03:04I didn't really want to tell you like this, but, um, I might be moving to the Shetland Isles.
03:10Since when?
03:11There's a job and I can't really refuse it.
03:14I'm pretty sure Frankie would want you to refuse it.
03:18Look, I've got to go. Text me when your lunch break is and I'll explain everything. I promise.
03:24So, it's left out here, down the ginnel, it's just opposite.
03:27Oh, thanks.
03:32Ryan, can I, uh, pick your brains about something?
03:35Phew.
03:37Um, one of my mates, her ex, has, uh, posted some dodgy pictures of her online.
03:45Oh, what a comeback.
03:47I know, and obviously he's denying it, so I said that I'd ask you,
03:51is there any way she can trace it back to him electronically?
03:54I doubt it. He's probably posted it with a VPN or a proxy or something.
04:00What are they when they're at home?
04:02They're like little programs that hide your IP addresses, so he can't be traced.
04:10Sorry. I bet she wishes you'd have wiped his devices first, now.
04:16Wiped his devices? Yeah.
04:19OK, well, I'll let her know anyway. Let me get you a coffee to say thanks.
04:23Cheers.
04:25Hey, can I get Ryan a cappuccino and I'll just pay up now?
04:30Yeah, um, that's 9.30, please.
04:34How's Angelica?
04:36She's been better.
04:38Yeah, I've gone through. Have a good day.
04:40Nicola, I don't want what's happened between me and Tom to make it weird with Oz.
04:45Are we OK?
04:47To be honest, I wasn't going to serve you, because you accused him of being a dog killer.
04:52But at the end of the day, I know you've had...
04:55Well, you've still got issues, so...
04:58I really hope you can work on them and get better.
05:01Oh, thank goodness you're here. I've had to send people to the village hall.
05:05This way.
05:20Hey, off.
05:22Hey, turn off!
05:29You haven't connected your phone to this, have you?
05:31I don't know how to do that, but I know Viddy's goes off for no reason.
05:35It'll be Gremlin's.
05:37Yeah, probably.
05:58Fuck.
06:28Fuck.
06:58Fuck.
07:31Early lunch?
07:33Not really. I came to catch you.
07:36Oh.
07:38OK.
07:40I hear you went to see the doctor about the menopause.
07:44So you've spoken to Chas?
07:46Don't have a go at her. She thought I already knew.
07:49She was worried about you.
07:51Well, it's nice to know that someone is.
07:53I'm worried about you.
07:55No, you are worried about me drinking, Cain.
07:58I said that it could be the menopause and you just dismissed it.
08:03Yeah.
08:04OK.
08:07So do you think this is why you've been acting mad?
08:09Oh, yes.
08:11It's nice to see that you know how to talk about these things.
08:14Well, moody then. What word am I supposed to use?
08:17Moody is better.
08:21So you've been to the doctor's?
08:23I'm booked in with Wendy to get my bloods done tomorrow.
08:27OK, good.
08:30Look, I know the menopause isn't fun.
08:33Oh, and you're telling me.
08:34And it's not your fault.
08:36So I just wanted to say sorry for being a numpty.
08:42Well, that means a lot, a numpty.
08:46Right.
08:48I'd best get back to fixing cars.
08:51We can talk later, yeah?
08:54You know, I hate it when I'm not getting along.
08:58Yeah, me too.
09:01Can you stay for lunch?
09:02What's for lunch?
09:23That's a funny-looking salad.
09:25Well, say ciao to Giuseppe.
09:32So, how much have we got left to do?
09:35Er, all of it.
09:37Well, you've spent most of the morning playing solitaire
09:39and all I've done is book some tickets.
09:41So, have you decided where you're taking it, yeah?
09:43York Races.
09:44Yeah, private box, champagne on tap.
09:47Then I'm going to take her to the theatre afterwards.
09:49Kim will love all that.
09:52Casino one day and now this.
09:55Do you not think that she'll notice that you're going overboard?
09:59No.
10:01What do you usually do on a date night?
10:04Chicken chow mein and a foot massage.
10:07Yeah, I'll cancel them theatre tickets, sir.
10:13Oh, my God!
10:14What's up?
10:16Check on the work email.
10:18It's called Surprise.
10:22PHONE RINGS
10:25Yeah, well, look after yourself, sweetheart.
10:29I love you. Bye.
10:32I didn't know you were in. Sorry.
10:34I'm on a half-day.
10:35I had you on the phone, so I didn't want to disturb you.
10:38How is Angel?
10:40She's fine, kind of.
10:42I think she's just counting the days down.
10:44Yeah, I bet she is.
10:46Oh, Keith!
10:47Keith, I've already lost them once today.
10:49It's a good job Bill found them outside.
10:51It's not like you.
10:52Ah, this them.
10:54Oh, yeah, thanks.
10:57If you're wanting lunch, there's not much food in, sorry.
11:00No worries, I'll just go to the pub.
11:02And just so you know, when Bill was in the cafe before,
11:05she was worried I'd fallen out with her because of you two.
11:10I can't bar her.
11:11If I barred everyone who's upset us, I'd have no customers.
11:14Well, where else is she going to get bacon patties from?
11:17Yeah.
11:19Hmm.
11:24Have you seen my tablet?
11:25Oh, sorry, the boys will have had it.
11:27Go and check their room.
11:28Right, I'll have to scrape Brenda off the ceiling if I'm any longer.
11:31I said I'd only be ten minutes.
11:32See ya.
11:33See ya.
11:48Oh.
12:07Twenty-three.
12:08Out one.
12:11Out one, nine, nine.
12:14Twenty-three, out one, nine, nine.
12:19SIGHS
12:27KNOCK AT DOOR
12:30KNOCK AT DOOR
12:45Lyds, did you see anyone knocking just then?
12:47No, sorry.
12:48Probably kids.
12:50Do kids still play knock-at-door run?
12:52It's all YouTube and vapes these days, isn't it?
12:54Yeah, maybe.
12:55Are you expecting a delivery?
12:57You can check your bins.
12:58I will do.
12:59Then we'll see you later.
13:00See you later.
13:16SIGHS
13:31Get out!
13:42They've cut out yours and Rosie's heads
13:46and stuck them on dirty pictures.
13:51You need to go to the police.
13:53No.
13:54I can't risk Kim finding out.
13:56She and my marriage would explode.
13:58What did you say earlier?
14:00Bullies back off if you stand up to them.
14:03It's just some lowlife who can click a mouse, chance in their hand.
14:06For what reason, though?
14:09That'll be Kim again.
14:12I don't need proof. I have proof.
14:16I don't need proof. I have proof.
14:19I don't need proof. I have proof.
14:23I don't need proof...
14:24I don't get it. When did you say that?
14:26Don't be stupid, Jimmy. I didn't.
14:28It's one of them deep, fake AI things.
14:31Well, this is clever stuff.
14:34Like, really clever.
14:36I think you've underestimated them.
14:39I don't think this is somebody just trying to scare you.
14:44Hey, can I get an orange juice, please?
14:45Yeah, sure.
14:46What's up with your face?
14:47Just Tom.
14:49Keep it down.
14:52How did you get into my house?
14:54Hey, I've been nowhere near it.
14:56Yes, you have. Have you got a key?
14:57No, because you changed the locks.
14:59OK, well, then you've broken in.
15:03Are you OK?
15:04Oh, don't pretend you care.
15:05Belle, leave him alone.
15:06No, Chas, he has broken into my house and he's taken his tablet back.
15:09OK, so you're saying I broke into your house and stole my tablet?
15:15Why do you think my tablet was at yours?
15:17Because I took it.
15:20So you're saying you broke into Nicola's?
15:22Yeah.
15:23Why?
15:24Because I had to.
15:25Belle, love, none of this is making sense.
15:28I've been using it all day.
15:30How long has he been here?
15:31About 15 minutes.
15:32Right, where were you before?
15:33I don't know. Out?
15:35Well, being out doesn't prove you didn't take it, does it?
15:38He were with me.
15:41You've been visiting your dad?
15:43Yeah, but look at the time.
15:45The coach were cancelled, so I came back and I met up with Tom.
15:50That's brilliant.
15:51Thanks a lot.
15:52You're very welcome.
15:53Thanks, love.
15:54See you.
15:55Bye.
15:57Is there nothing closer?
15:59It's on a wind farm, Chas.
16:00You don't get many of those in Leeds.
16:02It's long hours, but decent holidays, so I can see Frankie loads.
16:05And the pay's great, so I can treat her and pay for the extra childcare we'd need.
16:10And there's nothing I can say to change your mind?
16:12I don't know. Is there?
16:18Probably not.
16:20Yeah, it just feels like a no-brainer to me.
16:22So I'll accept the offer, then, and let you know what's what, yeah?
16:25Cheers.
16:31Everything takes twice as long,
16:33so this'll teach me not to mop so vigorously in future.
16:38Why so sad?
16:41Nate's been offered a job in Shetland.
16:45And you're not happy?
16:50HE SIGHS
16:53Stuff fixing the cars.
16:55I am ready for round two.
16:57Ah.
16:59Save yourself for later.
17:03I missed you.
17:14Wow.
17:16I'm guessing you feel the same.
17:17Yes, I do.
17:20Hey, if it is menopause, it's not gonna be easy, you know.
17:25I know. I'll cut off I'm a big boy.
17:28Yes, indeed you are, Mr Dingle.
17:29Oh.
17:32No, we have to promise that we'll keep doing this.
17:36I can do this all the time.
17:37No, I mean this.
17:39Us.
17:40Talking.
17:42Making proper time for each other.
17:45We will.
17:47Good.
17:49Then go and fix your own bangers.
17:51I'll be waiting.
18:01Yes!
18:04So is he really why you ended it?
18:05No, and you know it's not.
18:07Whatever!
18:08Noah, back off.
18:10I'd listen to her if I were you.
18:12I can't believe this. What is he doing?
18:15What's all the fuss about?
18:17These two are seeing each other.
18:19No, they're not.
18:21Are they?
18:22Well, so it seems.
18:23Well, she's clearly not thinking straight.
18:26Chas, please believe me. I'm not lying.
18:28Yes, okay, I shouldn't have taken his tablet, but he broke it and he stole it back.
18:33He said that he's had it the whole time.
18:37Hey, why did you lie?
18:40You didn't have to.
18:41To stop her going on at you, Tom. I mean, she's mad.
18:44Why does she say that you're stuck into hers?
18:46I've got no idea. It don't even make sense.
18:49I see what you mean now.
18:51I told you.
18:52She has done and said all sorts of things about me for ages.
18:57To be honest, I don't think she's been well since the split.
19:00Looks like it.
19:02I know you didn't want me to tell anyone about us two, but I just...
19:06I wanted to help.
19:07Hey, it's fine.
19:09You did help.
19:11I just...
19:12I just wish it came out when people wouldn't be judging us.
19:14I'm sorry.
19:15I hope I've not ruined anything between us.
19:17Of course not. These last couple of weeks have been great.
19:20Ooh.
19:21I nearly forgot.
19:25We can't have you both not sleeping though, can we?
19:27Aw, thank you.
19:30Ooh.
19:32Not here.
19:34I don't want to make it worse for Belle.
19:37Sorry.
19:38Right, I'd better go, but...
19:40I'll text you later.
19:41Yeah, okay, yeah. I'll see you later.
19:47Amelia, how long's this been going on?
19:49I'll tell you everything once everyone's chilled out.
19:52Belle, I'm sorry you found out like this.
19:55I hope you feel better soon.
19:58I'm going home.
19:59Shall I come with you?
20:00No.
20:02Please keep an eye on her.
20:05Please keep an eye on her.
20:10I see you didn't wipe the photos off.
20:12How did she break in?
20:14How did you?
20:16You don't intimidate me.
20:18You just can't help lying, can you?
20:21Leave Amelia alone.
20:26You know you should listen to your own advice.
20:28She's really into me.
20:30So I might as well just carry on while she's...
20:33useful.
20:35You're disgusting.
20:37What was it I was saying earlier?
20:39Oh, yeah.
20:40That was it.
20:41I always win.
20:43Kind of proved it today, don't you think?
20:45You will never be able to outsmart me, Belle.
20:49Try taking me down again,
20:50and I will make sure that you always end up looking madder than you already do.
20:56So go on, then.
20:59Back in your box.
21:00Or this is just the beginning.