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00:00The Ferb's Dick Saga, all your favorite people
00:07Phineas has a small cock and Doofus kinda evil
00:09Linda is her only fan's whore And Carl takes it all
00:13Perry fights for good And Vanessa has a giant
00:15The Ferb's Dick Saga, the Ferb's Saga The Ferb's Dick, Dick
00:22So the show is the best Marlo has black people all
00:24He is Malcolm X And Zack is a simp
00:27Cavendish is a Nazi He beats a stick to lolly
00:30Dakota smokes dope and drops the N-word If you watch this show you're penis big
00:38If you watch this show you're penis big If you watch this show you're penis big
00:43The Ferb's Dick Saga, the Ferb's Saga The Ferb's Dick, Dick
00:49The Ferb's Dick Saga, the Ferb's Saga The Ferb's Dick, Dick
00:55So the show is the best Marlo has black people all
00:58He is Malcolm X
01:25And we are setting up a charity ball for all of the people of Danville, especially
01:34the disadvantaged children.
01:38Now, Major Monaghan, uh, he- Shut up, Doof, I'm only here to fuck these
01:43delicious orphans.
01:44You know you're going live right now, and all these-
01:46I like it like that.
01:47That like cheers.
01:48Scoring!
01:49With my huge scuba dick coast.
01:51Now, we get ready for number 10, and, uh, this kid in the audience, yeah, you with the
01:56plump booty, meet me behind the stage while we're showing number 10.
02:01It's on a pretty long song, so we'll have plenty of time.
02:04Ladies and gentlemen, these turning lesbian over-sexual grampies are late!
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03:21Races are shown and being represented a out of ten. This is a very good song and it's definitely a feminist pop anthem
03:28Hashtag slay
03:30But the sex appeal sucks. I mean check your shirt off with some of that whole street lingo thing
03:35You can't really pull that off
03:37Roll number nine. I'm just telling you as a friend
03:40Oh
03:50Jerry Jeremy made me I die because I want fries
03:57Me look like 50 other guys
04:10Oh
04:37Our next song coming up is the drummer of a superwatch
04:41Rockthrough I made a lot of rounds that their fans think good those fans
04:44All they do is do what bits and jerk off to my little pony in reality
04:48All those songs suck and the only good songs on a right where bow
04:51I'm I'm just getting word that love Hitler white hail Hitler. I mean hella Vandal
04:56Anyway, this next song is called ain't got rhythm. And if it was about do it would be called ain't God agent answer
05:05What the fuck a monkey? I know you stick your dick in here major
05:08You are an animal fucker
05:12You with the preference waiting for Simon to short after I killed him from being too much
05:15I thought it was so going on number eight roll tape
05:22They're saying that you ain't got charges
05:26You got your balls out next to the kids and you're waving them in the air man with a fuck
05:32I ain't got charges you see
05:34I'm just
05:36Concerned and even if I got my balls out it don't really matter because I am
05:41Oh-and-er you see song. I was interrupting that just doesn't mean I was a pedophile like everybody thinks I was a good man
05:48Oh great, man. I never touch the kid. Come on, man
05:52Oh, yeah, my bad. Sorry. I fucked up. Yeah, I ain't got shit. I ain't got charges at all, man. Are you serious?
05:59I got charges and I got a single charge. Are you serious, man?
06:20Or trying to make you look gay I didn't have to read you that son
06:23I'll have a nice day. And let's forget my favorite book the 100 ways to rate
06:30You will be shocked it may be a blast
06:35It's like all you said is what is hot I got reviewed and I ain't got
06:4616 if we were in Germany
06:54Thank you, I hope you die
07:17Could you shut the fuck up, please just go join the band I got
07:24Charges I touch women
07:34This next song coming out is about Candace I think she's a rat them
07:38I thought I do hate it one since he talked about the patriarchy and I asked is that what you love your country or something?
07:46Really smart actually now on to the song
07:49Shut up mom, listen these fiends and Ferb their tits but share me so much worse. Listen
07:55Jeremy tried to touch me when I was seven and you did nothing about it
07:59Just like with Laura's and all the others and if we come to one conclusion
08:04All men are evil
08:07I'm gonna choose the bear. We're not get home
08:10One instant. They both my Marie
08:14One instant they both my Marie
08:18They always try to have
08:28Lauren's tried to touch me
08:37You are terrible
08:43The line here is even a clean-up
08:53Lawrence's evil
09:00I've heard of guys
09:03Full-safety we thought was innocent
09:05I'm
09:12Going to die
09:35I'm making that one my ringtone for her. Actually, my ringtone is
09:40This final press and then I remixed it with his daughter talking on CNN
09:48That's right, it's Jared Fogle from Soakley otherwise called as the subway man and the man
10:05But it isn't
10:07My life is a little more complicated than that
10:10When I was young, my father took me to fast-food restaurants that were very greasy
10:18Cholesterol and it went to my stomach. So that's what got
10:22my balls
10:27Frame me like I was a black man
10:30I'm
10:31Fogle I save the day
10:34Superman I take down obesity and I save the city cuz I'm just Jared
10:41I'll let you do the chorus in a second. I'm Jared. Everybody knows I reckon they say
10:48Why do you take them on because I know I'm strong because I am
10:54Jared
11:00I
11:06Hear my name
11:30Energy energy energy
11:33Can you feel everyone rise your arms to speak to me? I command the crowd like dr. Mott
11:43Necessary necessary way to get your sandwich necessary to clear
11:47Your money
11:54Six terabytes a made-up about
11:57Terabytes aren't even real a fight the only 12 thing. I don't take fights. He's a selfish sandwich
12:08You kids don't even deserve
12:10I'm above the law. I'm above kids. I just make sandwiches, man. Can you feel it?
12:17I know I do. A connection between the sandwich subway and the country
12:22Jared, Jared, Jared, Jared, Jared
12:25Can you feel the Jared energy energy energy
12:30I'm just Jared
12:32I'm I'm I'm I'm just Jared
12:35Let's do it
12:37I'm just Jared
12:39I make the same
12:41I have no plan to share
12:43That's for sure
12:45I spread sandwiches to the kids
12:47They try to spit on my name
12:49But they won't do it
12:51Because I'm the fast food god
12:53With the hamburger
12:55And the quesadillas
12:57I'm so far from you
12:59Listen
13:01I don't even starve
13:03I'm a healthy saviour
13:05I'm a nice guy
13:08I'm Jared
13:09I'm Subway
13:10I manage stuff
13:11I'm the best
13:12I own you
13:14They tried to say I was a bad handler
13:17But I wasn't a m******
13:19And they say I'm above the law
13:22Because I act like grown-ups
13:24I'm not a handler
13:28I'm Jared, but I'm a good guy
13:31I'm just Jared
13:33Just Jared
13:35Let me live in peace, please
13:38Thanks for letting me be on the show, Major Monogram
13:40It's good to explain my case and show that I'm just Jared
13:43I'm an innocent man
13:44But what was it, like six terabytes?
13:46A made-up amount
13:47I don't even know what child porn is
14:02I already know which way you jump like that
14:04Then they open my dictionary, yeah
14:06Got a choice
14:07Need my ass so fat
14:08Oh yeah, oh yeah
14:10Your ass is so f****** fat
14:12I'm finna destroy it with my big booties
14:14Man, like me, split my diet
14:18Step right over there
14:19Step right on my face
14:22How's your ass so f****** fat?
14:24I'm a guy in a bag
14:26I'm gonna flip for it
14:28I got a purple nerd in my cricket
14:30Better jump on top
14:31Hey guys, no fast
14:33Oh yeah, I did
14:34Gonna take the most expensive pussy chance
14:36Pick the cost, well
14:38Give me what's in store
14:39I'm f****** tired
14:40I'm in a rush, what a chance
14:42I don't know man
14:43But I can make it
14:44I'm strippin' for this one
14:46Oh no, I'm gonna make it
14:47Oh man
14:48And be fine, yeah
14:49I'm bluff
14:51Man, cause it's something for you
14:52I don't know, it's big
14:53Oh, smash the little button, don't
14:55Oh my God, pull these wood
14:56Thank you
14:57Oh, you're always ignorant
14:59Oh, but that ain't hard
15:00That ain't hard
15:01Cause I'm out here
15:02All the f****** moles
15:03You're gonna pick
15:04They're out of
15:05Energy
15:06F*** my dick
15:07And then we f***
15:08F*** some
15:09Give me that
15:10What I do
15:11And we'll poo
15:12All over your face
15:14Oh yeah
15:15Pull it back, pull it back
15:16Pull it back, pull it back
15:17Damn, that ho's got a nice ass
15:18Who are you?
15:19Poo boy
15:21F*** my dick
15:22Let me suck my dick
15:23Let me get hot
15:24You, f*** you
15:25Let me eat that magic
15:26Let me eat that
15:27Oh man, let me suck it
15:28Let me get
15:29Let me get
15:30Oh man
15:31Don't go away, folks
15:32When we come back
15:33We'll have the final four
15:37Plus a special video
15:39That will enslave
15:40The tri-state area
15:43I mean
15:45Engrave my
15:46Pie plate carrier
15:50Look, it's silver
15:51It was a wedding gift
15:52I got it when we divorced
15:54That's right, ladies
15:55I'm available
15:59Pump 15-year-old ass like that
16:01Makes me not blame
16:02Jeff Epstein
16:03God damn
16:04And we're back
16:05Not oh man
16:06But it's always a man
16:07So
16:08Here's a little number
16:09I like to call
16:10Four
16:11Oh, what a tear-jerker
16:13Like a tit-jerker
16:14And f***ing busted
16:15In that whole Asian lady's
16:16Really not wearing socks?
16:18My little butt-slut
16:19Over their call
16:20Was cleaning up with his
16:22Almost done, sir
16:23Well
16:24Here's video number three
16:30See how you've been stroking
16:32You think that I can't see
16:34But all we already know
16:36That you blow your tiny tree
16:39I see you jerking your shaft
16:41And you say that you're good now
16:43But when I open my room
16:45That's how you're beating your meat
16:46And I thought how
16:48You're yicking so much
16:49Of all I thought was a crow
16:51You think you've
16:52Gotten away with this
16:53But we all know
16:54You're just busting
16:56All over that photo
16:58Of my yacht
16:59You're busting
17:01All over the showers
17:03You're a strawberry's booty
17:05And you raped a troll
17:07To the end
17:09You're busting
17:10I said
17:11All over the
17:13Chandelier
17:14Charlene said
17:15Cause it's unbearable
17:16That you'll suck your dick there
17:18You've been going in
17:20I'm going to flush you
17:22With my police cap on
17:24Like you're a black monkey
17:27You're busting
17:28On the floor
17:29I'm shaking my guy
17:30At your lure
17:31I can see your dick
17:32Will come in
17:33And you're such a fucking loser
17:35That you're busting
17:36Candace is here too
17:38For some reason
17:39I do not know why
17:41She looks like a frog
17:42Who got raped
17:43What a guy
17:46You're busting
17:47All over my couch
17:49You're busting
17:50All over Charlene's couch
17:51You're busting
17:52On the floor
17:53And made your
17:54On the Gram's corridor
17:57Yeah
17:58We got you in for
17:59Trying to
18:00You're being so
18:01Poor guy
18:02Ah, doof
18:03After hearing that song
18:04I'm sucking
18:05Go at least eight rounds
18:06Of beer
18:07To the clip
18:08Pleasure is here
18:13Yass
18:14Wake up
18:15Finally there's a song
18:16And it's about
18:17Something real
18:18Let's fuck
18:19Let's go
18:20I want the volda
18:21I want the pussy
18:22I want the conda
18:23I want the box
18:24I want the hold
18:26I want the crack
18:27I want the snatch
18:28I want the spany
18:29I want the beaver
18:32I want the twat
18:33I want the quim
18:34I want the pink
18:36I want the mint
18:37I want the bunani
18:40Yeah
18:41Yeah yeah
18:42Verve
18:43Verve
18:44I want the kitten
18:45I want the cat
18:46I want the bruss
18:47That
18:49Yeah
18:50Yeah
18:51Yeah
18:52Yeah, I want a dash what a quim. Oh, yeah serve floods pussy night
18:58You're in this cage. I'll stop you the evil nigger
19:00I'll bring back the glorious status quo of how it used to be how things were before that fucking loser. Fuck my lol Murphy
19:22I
19:43Know who are you?
19:45Heinz Duffler professional lolly lover