LIFE！人生に捧げるコント 2024年8月28日
LIFE！人生に捧げるコント 2024年8月28日
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00:00Episode 1
00:12Life Hit Parade
00:18Life Hit Parade, where you can look back on your life with a masterpiece.
00:24Life Hit Parade
00:27This year marks the 12th anniversary of Life Hit Parade.
00:32We will be showing you the masterpieces for four consecutive weeks.
00:37The number of masterpieces we have shown so far is over 800.
00:43Over 800!
00:46I don't think Saya has seen the early ones.
00:49The early ones are from 12 years ago.
00:52She is 16 years old.
00:55She is a high school student.
00:57All I can think about is where to get the masterpieces.
01:00That's right.
01:02Tonight, we will be looking at the masterpieces of the members who will be on the show from the start.
01:11The title is Early Night.
01:14The top batter is Fuka-chan.
01:16Thank you very much.
01:18Please take a look at this first.
01:22Tsukaji Muga's masterpiece controversy.
01:28Tsukaji's masterpiece is...
01:33This controversy.
01:36It's the king of squid!
01:42I want to be popular on TV! Please!
01:47Even if you say that...
01:49Please do something about that!
01:53Gross!
01:55Ika Daioh, who won the Daioh Squid Fever at the time.
02:00Ika Daioh Taiso 2 will begin!
02:04He also released a song.
02:08He jumped out of the controversy and made his CD debut.
02:12He also appeared on a music show.
02:15He also contributed greatly to spreading the awareness of life.
02:20If it's okay with me, I'll name myself Super Jugger Mask.
02:25Such Tsukaji, but we must not forget his high acting skills.
02:31He played the sadness of a wrestler who decided to change the world with his mask.
02:40I'm sweating.
02:42Now, try to change.
02:44No.
02:46Why not?
02:48It's not hygienic.
02:50What did you say?
02:53Which is more important, tradition or hygiene?
02:56Hygiene!
02:59Such Tsukaji's acting is exquisite.
03:02The man of Kojira, Omi Toshio.
03:05Please introduce yourself.
03:07Nice to meet you. I'm Omi Toshio.
03:11I'm 28 years old.
03:12I'm currently...
03:14...unemployed.
03:17You there.
03:19Me?
03:21Look at my clothes.
03:23What is this?
03:25It's too tight!
03:27It's not okay if the buttons are closed.
03:30I want a bigger size!
03:33And look at the back.
03:35It's like this.
03:37I put my hair up.
03:39What kind of policy is this?
03:40I don't want to see his smile!
03:45That's what you thought, right?
03:47Everything you're thinking is a lie!
03:53Asadora Saita is one of the most popular actors in Nife.
03:59He's a man who can make people cry with his acting.
04:04That's Tsukaji Muga.
04:10His last scene was full of tears.
04:13Why are you crying?
04:15That's right. He's been on the show many times.
04:19It's a challenge to see how many times you can see through him.
04:23He hasn't been on the show for a year.
04:26The staff at NHK thought he was a doll.
04:30They were like, what are you doing?
04:32Get out of the way!
04:34They didn't recognize him yet.
04:36They thought he was a loose character.
04:38Speaking of Tsukaji Muga,
04:41how do you feel about his acting?
04:44What's the difference between a comedy and a drama?
04:48A comedy is full of greed.
04:52What do you mean?
04:54It's full of laughter.
04:56A drama is about how much you can get rid of it naturally.
05:01It's about how much you can get rid of it.
05:03But a comedy is about how much you can get rid of it naturally.
05:08Nishida-san, what's the difference?
05:11I don't do a lot of comedy when I'm on the show.
05:17Really?
05:19Yes, really.
05:21A drama is about how much you can get rid of it naturally.
05:23A comedy is about how much you can get rid of it naturally.
05:26Why is that, Nishida-san?
05:28It's not like that.
05:30Now, let's see Tsukaji Muga's first impression.
05:38Tsukaji Muga, what kind of comedy is it?
05:40It's a comedy about a man who is good at kissing.
05:44What?
05:46I've been a comedian for 28 years.
05:50But I don't do a lot of comedy that makes me popular.
05:53I only do comedy that makes me feel good.
05:55So, you've created a comedy that makes you popular.
06:01It's a comedy that makes you feel good.
06:05It's a comedy that makes me feel good.
06:08It's a comedy that makes you feel good.
06:10It's a comedy that makes you feel good.
06:12It's a new word.
06:18I'm home.
06:20Saeki-sensei, congratulations on your comeback.
06:25You did a great job last night.
06:27You completely dominated the atmosphere of the trial.
06:29Thank you. It's all thanks to everyone's support.
06:32I have to get a bonus.
06:34Yay!
06:36Sensei, why don't we go out for a drink tonight?
06:40I'm sorry. I have to get ready for the next trial.
06:51I wonder if Saeki-sensei is underage.
06:53What are you talking about?
06:55You're single, aren't you?
06:57I don't have a chance.
06:59No, no. I don't have a chance with a guy like you.
07:02Let go of me!
07:04You're my friend!
07:06If you don't stop, I'll call the police.
07:09You're kidding. I didn't do anything wrong.
07:12What's wrong?
07:14He said he had something to say to this lawyer.
07:17He refused because he didn't have an appointment.
07:20Why do I have to make an appointment?
07:23What do you want?
07:27Just call Ryoko.
07:29Ryoko? Is she Saeki-Ryoko?
07:32Then what do you want?
07:35Why do I have to tell you?
07:37Just call her.
07:39Okay. I'll call Saeki-sensei.
07:42Are you kidding me?
07:44Why do I have to call her?
07:46Who are you?
07:49I'm her boyfriend.
07:54Boyfriend?
07:56Kevin-san, please call the police.
07:59I'll give you a call.
08:07What's going on?
08:09Please stay in your room.
08:12A suspicious person has broken into our office.
08:16What?
08:18Don't move!
08:20Don't move!
08:23Jun!
08:25Jun!
08:27Ryoko, come out!
08:29Are you in there?
08:32What are you doing?
08:35I was playing at the pachinko shop over there.
08:38It was so windy that I lost my money.
08:41So I want you to lend me your money.
08:44What?
08:46You always tell me not to come to the office.
08:49I can't help it. My phone was turned off.
08:51I was looking for my phone.
08:54But I couldn't find it.
08:56I'm going to call the police.
08:58Just go home.
09:00Do you know him?
09:03I don't know him.
09:05I'm sorry. I'll be right back.
09:07I'll be right back if you lend me your money.
09:10Hurry up.
09:12I'm going to lose my money.
09:15Is he really your boyfriend?
09:18No way.
09:20Isn't he a bad relative?
09:22That's enough!
09:25How much longer are you going to be spoiled?
09:28Why are you angry?
09:31I'm not angry.
09:33I've been trying to tell you this for a long time.
09:35You don't work and gamble with other people's money.
09:38You're just a scumbag who's good at kissing.
09:42Good at kissing?
09:46What are you talking about?
09:48Did I say something wrong?
09:51You don't work and gamble with other people's money.
09:54You're just a scumbag who's good at kissing.
09:57You're just a scumbag who's good at kissing.
10:00What did you just say?
10:03Didn't you hear me?
10:05I said you're just a scumbag who's good at kissing.
10:11You're so pathetic.
10:13You're just a scumbag who's good at kissing.
10:18How could you date a human being who's a scumbag?
10:24Who are you calling a human being?
10:29Go back to the underworld.
10:32You're a scumbag who's good at kissing.
10:37You're just a scumbag who's good at kissing.
10:44What?
10:46Are you going to do it here?
10:49If you do it here, I'll sue you.
10:53Miss, are you okay?
10:55I'm okay. I won't stab you.
10:57You know my job, right?
11:00If you do it here, I'll put you in a pig's box.
11:13I'm sorry.
11:43You're so mean.
11:47You're so mean.
12:02Is 30,000 yen okay?
12:04Sorry.
12:06I'll buy it and give it back to you.
12:08Here you go.
12:11Wait!
12:14Even if I tell you to give it back now...
12:17That's not enough!
12:20That's not enough!
12:43I still believe.
12:48I won't say it out loud.
12:52I'll shout that I love you.
13:07I knew it.
13:09I'll sue you.
13:11You're just a scumbag who's good at kissing.
13:17You're just a scumbag who's good at kissing.
13:31I was there at the end.
13:33I forgot.
13:36I was there.
13:37I'm reading the script.
13:41It was a character that was written in the script.
13:46It was a normal boy's character.
13:48I thought Tsuka-chan came.
13:53It was so good.
13:55Tsuka-chan's masterpiece is...
13:59I have a request from Mr. Uchimura.
14:02It's a combination of Tsukaji and Tanaka.
14:05It's called Aun no Kokyuu.
14:07This combination is easy to use in a series.
14:12That's why I was aiming for Koshi Tantano.
14:15Is that so?
14:16I thought this would be good.
14:18But it wasn't me.
14:21The series was stolen.
14:24So I'd like you to see it in a sense of jealousy.
14:28Episode 1
14:33There's no doubt.
14:35This is the door of enlightenment.
14:37I'll go through this door and finally know the truth of the world.
14:46It won't open.
14:48Why?
14:49Why?
14:51Am I still not trained enough?
14:55It's no use, boy.
14:57Stop it, boy.
15:00My name is Agyo.
15:02My name is Ungyo.
15:04We are warriors who protect Buddhism
15:08from those who harm the Buddha.
15:17You're still very passionate.
15:20How many times do I have to tell you?
15:22I'm not an enemy of the Buddha.
15:25Don't get me wrong, boy.
15:28Look at this, boy.
15:30That key is for opening this door.
15:35You finally admit me.
15:53Episode 2
15:55What a wonderful cooperation.
15:57The important key is over there.
16:03What?
16:10It opens when you pull it.
16:12What the hell was that key for?
16:16This key is for deceiving you.
16:20It's a lie.
16:23Episode 3
16:25Isn't it strange to say a lie in Japanese?
16:30Shibata, I saw your cooperation.
16:33They're not good at Japanese.
16:36What's your favorite phrase?
16:38It's a sandwich.
16:41Episode 4
16:43What's your favorite phrase?
16:45I like reading books.
16:47What's your favorite novel?
16:49Eternity!
16:54You, Ungyo!
16:56You, Agyo!
16:58Zero!
17:03I knew it.
17:05But in reality,
17:07I don't know if I read it or not.
17:10The bestseller is...
17:12Okinami Eiga!
17:19I was defeated.
17:21It's the breath of bad luck.
17:23It's Eiga!
17:25What's your favorite novel?
17:27What if the manager of a high school baseball team...
17:30Stop it!
17:34Now!
17:40In the center of the world!
17:42Stop it!
17:44Stop it!
17:46Stop it!
17:51On September 16th and 23rd,
17:54there will be two consecutive Life 12th Anniversary Specials.
17:58The winners will be announced soon.
18:01Look forward to it!
18:04Next, we have the first episode with Tsukacchan.
18:08Let's take a look at Nishida-san's famous skits.
18:12Naomi-chan, is this your first time doing a skit?
18:15I've done one or two before,
18:18but this is my first time doing a skit on a regular basis.
18:22I didn't expect it to turn out like this.
18:25You didn't expect it to turn out like this?
18:27It's like you were in a disaster.
18:30That's right.
18:34Naomi Nishida's Famous Skits
18:39This is Nishida's memorable first skit.
18:43The couple's fight escalates after losing the key to their apartment.
18:48We really don't have a key to the front door.
18:52I worked hard every day to buy this house!
18:54I had my father pay for all the money.
18:58You just have to pay the rest of the loan.
19:02Only?
19:03That's right. If you work hard, it'll start now.
19:05Is that so?
19:07Is that so?
19:09Then I'll work hard from now on!
19:12At first, there were a lot of roles where he had to throw up.
19:19Throw up?
19:20The soba restaurant you told me about the other day was really good.
19:25Right? I knew you liked mochi.
19:29Did you like it?
19:30I liked it, but it's already been confirmed to be included in the lunch rotation.
19:34Here's a million yen.
19:36Thank you as always.
19:39Then I'll take responsibility for it!
19:42Here's a million yen!
19:43Thank you!
19:46However, Nishida gradually begins to show his sharpness in attack.
19:51Sharpness in attack?
19:52Katsuai Aito.
19:54Honey.
19:56Dad.
19:57When are you going to stop being Katsuai?
20:01I know when to stop.
20:04But right now, I'm Katsu... Ai!
20:09Listen. Katsu is Kamae, Ai is Irekaeru.
20:13Katsu is Kamae, Ai is Irekaeru.
20:16Yes. Then I'll start.
20:22Katsu.
20:23What?
20:25Nishida's attack has been getting sharper every year.
20:29Here's the ultimate one.
20:32Oh, no!
20:34Oh, no!
20:36Oh, no!
20:52Over the past 12 years, Nishida Naomi has become the only attacker.
21:01Naomi's evolution never stops.
21:10Amazing.
21:11Isn't it amazing?
21:12Amazing.
21:13It's amazing.
21:14I'm sorry.
21:15It's my picture.
21:17It's my picture.
21:18I'm sorry.
21:19Why did you change?
21:22You've changed so much.
21:26I've changed.
21:29I was surprised, too.
21:31You've changed so much.
21:34No, I haven't.
21:35No, I haven't.
21:37You've changed so much.
21:39How was it at first?
21:40You didn't have a key.
21:42Mr. Uchimura jumped into the glass and said,
21:44You didn't have a key.
21:48I was worried about what would happen if I made a mistake.
21:52I was worried about what would happen if I made a mistake.
21:55However, at first, I was told that I would be a robber.
22:02However, at first, I was told that I would be a robber.
22:07I was surprised that many people accepted my role.
22:13People asked me,
22:16People asked me,
22:18What do you do, Nishida?
22:20Nishida-san said, if you don't do it, we'll do it, too.
22:24That's right.
22:26Senpai...
22:27Senpai...
22:28Nishida-san stood up for me.
22:30You let him do it.
22:31That's right.
22:32Actually, she didn't want to do it.
22:35She let Senpai do it.
22:37She let Senpai do it.
22:38Nishida-san, you're such a loyal attacker.
22:43Actually, there's a story behind that.
22:47Welcome to Shichisakamura.
22:51I feel like I've been danced to a lot by this condo.
23:02Um, are you sure you want to stay here?
23:08You came all the way from Tokyo to interview me.
23:12You can't stay here.
23:14It's nice. It's very warm.
23:17It's better than a boring hotel room.
23:21Please come in.
23:22Please come in and eat.
23:25Thank you very much.
23:27You don't have to be so polite.
23:30It's boring, isn't it?
23:31No, it's not.
23:33Don't get me involved, Tamiko.
23:35We're all having fun right now.
23:38But are the flowers in this village that rare?
23:42Yes.
23:43I looked around and there were a lot of rare flowers.
23:48If you don't mind, I'd like to stay here for a week.
23:53A week?
23:55Don't say that.
23:57Why don't you just live here for a week?
24:01Our village is full of young women.
24:05If you live here, everyone will be happy.
24:09Don't be silly.
24:11Who would like to live in a village like this?
24:14It's a nice place, isn't it?
24:17I'll think about it.
24:21I'm glad you said that.
24:23Please use that trick.
24:25Please drink it.
24:28Drink it.
24:34It's a good drink.
24:37You can drink as much as you want.
24:57Get out of here.
25:01Get out of here.
25:07No!
25:11Tamiko.
25:13Get out of here.
25:15Get out of here.
25:23I won't give you the position of Miss Shichisakamura.
25:28Miss?
25:31I've been protecting this position for years.
25:35I don't want a young woman like you to live in this village.
25:40That's a joke.
25:43I'm serious.
25:45That's a lie.
25:46I can't fool you.
25:48You came to this village for the position of Miss Shichisakamura.
25:52You were looking for a place with a low competition rate.
25:57Finally, you came to this village.
26:00I'm a writer.
26:03This village has a rare variety of flowers.
26:05I won't let you do that.
26:07Why do you think I've been protecting this position for years?
26:12As long as I live in this village, I'm Miss Shichisakamura.
26:18Listen to me.
26:21Entry number one.
26:23Tamiko Yamanobe.
26:28Her specialty is dancing.
26:31She's a cowardly woman.
26:36She's trying to get what she wants.
26:41She's like a beast.
26:47I won't let you do that.
26:56I'm Miss Shichisakamura.
27:00I'm the Miss Shichisakamura of this village.
27:03Get out of here.
27:05Get out of here.
27:06Right now.
27:10Get out of here.
27:19Why did she leave?
27:22She said it was urgent.
27:24She left without having breakfast.
27:29Maybe she was too tired.
27:34She must have been bored.
27:39She was a good girl.
27:41It's a shame.
27:46Maybe she said something bad.
28:00It was a great performance.
28:02It was perfect.
28:04It was perfect.
28:06It was perfect.
28:09It was perfect.
28:11The three comedians were acting.
28:13The three comedians were acting.
28:15It was the first live hit parade.
28:20It's nice to look back on it after a long time.
28:24Everyone is young.
28:26Everyone is young.
28:27It was really fresh.
28:31Fresh is the same as happy.
28:34It was fresh.
28:35Thank you for giving me a new 30-minute frame.
28:38It was fresh.
28:41Don't miss the next hit parade.
28:47What are you?
28:48I'm an idiot.
28:50Life hit parade.
28:53Look back on your life.
28:57Wednesday, September 4th at 11 p.m.
29:04NHK Music Special
29:06Koji Tamaki
29:08Harmony of love and peace
29:17Shrink
29:19Shrink
29:21Will I get better?
29:23Are you going to a psychiatrist?
29:25I'm going to dance.
29:26I promise.
29:27I won't die of panic disorder.
29:33Covers
29:34Naomi Chiaki's famous song cover night
29:37Deliver a song that is loved beyond time.
29:40NHK BS
29:42Thursday, September 4th at 9.30 p.m.
29:46The U.S. president's election.
29:50The influence of newspapers and television is declining.
29:54Internet information is overflowing.
29:56What will people choose?
29:58Thursday, September 4th at 9.30 p.m.