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00:30We will sign a peace treaty between our two worlds.
00:34These are the codes of the Earth's satellite defense shield.
00:37You will give them to the Martians only after the treaty is signed.
00:41What is this?
00:42That Earthling is going to hand over his planet to me.
00:47Z9 is a traitor.
00:50He's evil. He's evil, Johnson.
00:52I have to save my best friend from the entire galaxy!
00:55Him!
00:56Your Majesty, beware of the danger!
01:00I can see right through you.
01:31Don George is of the 24 and one half century
01:41Protecting the powerless and the weak
01:48Don George is fighting tyranny
01:53In the 24 and one half century
02:23In the 24 and one half century
02:31Captain, the last resort.
02:33Help!
02:37Now that the preparer is in the box,
02:39I would like to think of some crazy plan.
02:42For example, to destroy that skeleton.
03:24Commander X-2 has found out about my plan to conquer Mars and Earth.
03:30He must be killed.
03:32As you command.
03:54Don't let him get away!
03:56Take it easy, Centurion.
03:58I'll take care of it.
04:07You didn't think it would be easy, did you?
04:11Not at all.
04:12In one second, I am...
04:23Whoa!
04:48Freak!
04:49Did you save me from death?
04:52Welcome, Matilda.
04:54Help me to save my pig friend from the flood of Montara Guadamo.
04:58And to save the Star of Johnson as well.
05:01How did that beetle end up in the box?
05:03I'll explain later.
05:04The fate of the galaxy depends on us!
05:14This is treason, Z-9!
05:16Only until the new ruler takes over the power.
05:20And that's me.
05:21I will stop you!
05:23Oh, I know that scoundrel.
05:25He will suffer foolishly if he doesn't save the woman he loves.
05:30You.
05:34Why am I always the last one to find out about these things?
05:51Z-9!
06:07What kind of trap is this?
06:09It's a fart, you idiot!
06:11There really is no limit to my fame.
06:15Z-9!
06:26Do it!
06:27Hey, turn on the light!
06:31Okay, when I turn on the light again, it will disappear.
06:45Oh, look at that.
06:47It's a fart that the cleaner sent to pick up the pig.
06:53Shaggert!
06:56Shaggert!
06:57I'm glad you're okay.
06:59I mean, except for the villager, that you completely lost your mind.
07:03Get that duck out of my head.
07:05And her eyes!
07:09Frrka, you're late.
07:10The preparer has lost his mind.
07:11He thinks he's the boss.
07:13He thinks he's the boss of this colony.
07:16You don't even look like you're in your element.
07:26Listen up, Shaggert!
07:28A rocket for the planet of common sense!
07:31Except it's not a planet, it's a...
07:34I can't hear you anymore!
07:37Is that how you talk to your best friend in the whole universe?
07:41In the whole universe, I have to say.
07:43F-F-F-Friend?
07:44Ha!
07:45I took the blame for you, and you didn't help me at all!
07:50Gentlemen, think of something very unpleasant for that duck.
07:58Listen, I've done a good thing.
08:00I've made a peace agreement.
08:02And our friendship is behind me.
08:06Really.
08:07I just hope you'll be in your heart...
08:09Hey!
08:10I'm trying to open your soul!
08:16You want to forgive me?
08:17N-N-Never!
08:19You said something about making a peace agreement.
08:22And I'm a loyal protector.
08:24Exactly!
08:25And a thing can be saved only by a combined team effort
08:29of the duck Frrka and the jealous young Shaggert!
08:32Don't touch me!
08:33Let's get out of here!
08:40No!
08:51What's this?
08:54Shut up, you marshal!
08:56Those are secret defense codes just for my eyes!
09:02That will definitely irritate the enemy conquerors.
09:05I thought I put them on chemistry.
09:07Easy!
09:08These are secret defense codes that I'll never let go of!
09:12I'll take them!
09:13You'll lose them!
09:15Do you have any more trust issues?
09:17Just take it easy!
09:20We're in the palace now!
09:21Win my game!
09:29I'm closing the locks!
09:31Easy!
09:33The castle is on fire!
09:38We're in, aren't we?
09:43I'll try to join the Z-9 battle plan.
09:46I'll find the queen!
09:48I'll guard the horses!
09:52I could stay here and defend the fortress.
09:56I'm ready to deal with these betrayals.
10:02THE Z-9 BATTLE
10:20Where are we going, children?
10:21Do you have to go after the Kozarka's team?
10:24I don't have any money.
10:25I have enough money at home.
10:26Where are you going?
10:29Money!
10:30In the pocket!
10:31I think I got a call.
10:33At least I'm doing what I love.
10:36I'm collecting money!
10:45Admiral Frrka, at the right time.
10:48Why is that?
10:49For signing the peace treaty, of course.
10:54Signing?
10:56I don't know exactly.
10:58Don't tell me.
10:59In fact, I'm like a Jewish woman.
11:02Enough talking.
11:03Let's start, then, Admiral.
11:05Let's talk about the end.
11:07I'm afraid it's connected to other things.
11:30THE Z-9 BATTLE
11:36Did you bring the defense codes, sir?
11:41Oh, no!
11:42I left them on the ship!
11:45I'll collect them, then!
11:46I'll be back!
11:47Welcome back, Tigger!
11:51You forgot the secret defense codes, sir.
11:54As usual, Tigger.
11:56You always hit the right time.
11:59Isn't your trainer in jail?
12:01He is, but this is his clone.
12:05Ah, the defense codes, sir.
12:08Z-9, there's no trust until we look at the treaty!
12:11All right.
12:13It is agreed that Mars and Earth will agree that this treaty
12:16is a comprehensive treaty with which both planets are in agreement.
12:20It excludes previous treaties that may have been agreed before.
12:23I agree.
12:24And you?
12:25I don't care! I didn't hear anything!
12:27Let's move on.
12:36According to the treaty, Mars will have all the rights and resources in the universe
12:40from now until the end of time.
12:42Earth will have no rights and will have no benefits.
12:45All right, fine!
12:47You didn't even hear what he said!
12:51That's an insult!
12:52Idiot!
12:53And finally, in case of war, this treaty is invalid.
12:57And Earth will surrender to Mars and become his slave.
13:02All right!
13:10The queen is still in the cage.
13:12Pull her out.
13:13Well, let's sign.
13:14All right?
13:15All right.
13:16Pull her out!
13:17They haven't released the queen yet!
13:19Let's take another look at that paper.
13:22Let's check if it's a big word.
13:25And then we need to check what's what.
13:35Centurions!
13:50Centurions!
13:53That's it, centurions!
13:55You're great!
14:03One more mistake!
14:06Checking what's what can be very funny.
14:09Let's read it one more time for the last time.
14:15All right, Robespierre, I'll sign.
14:18But what does it say?
14:21F.
14:23F?
14:27Prepare the entire fleet of Mars.
14:29We plan to attack Earth tonight.
14:33R-K-A.
14:36All right, Mars and Earth are finally friends,
14:38and now give me those codes.
14:40That's what you think.
14:41Look at what you signed.
14:43It says here, representative of Earth.
14:45That's you, F.
14:46That's the content of the document, representative of Mars.
14:48And that's me.
14:52Attention, all Mars forces,
14:54launch!
14:56The operation against Earth has begun!
15:00I wouldn't say that, General.
15:02You're caught because of a betrayal.
15:09And now, if you really want the queen,
15:12I suggest you give up.
15:14We await the conquest of the planet.
15:17Bye!
15:19I'd like a door like that.
15:29Let me go, you beasts!
15:31They're taking our ship!
15:33And they're taking my queen!
15:39Sensors show that Earth's satellite system is activated.
15:42It won't be long.
15:43Get ready for the codes to be removed,
15:45adviser.
15:47What?
15:50R-K-A!
15:55The defense is fully prepared!
15:57Great job, Shegerd!
15:59Now I just have to take my dirty rubble
16:01from that two-faced thief!
16:08Let's stop the attack, General.
16:11Hold on tight, adviser.
16:13But not a single ship from Mars will pass through the shields.
16:16They'll destroy us all.
16:18We're not on a ship from Mars.
16:21We are!
16:22Turn around!
16:23Back!
16:26Back!
16:27Back!
16:32An attack on Earth with your ship, Ferka?
16:35Not if you ask me!
16:37Take us to the Sparivac's house!
16:41Sparivac's house
16:47Target that satellite!
16:49And set fire to the launchers!
16:59The shield is gone.
17:01Begin the attack!
17:10Sparivac's house
17:27General, one of our ships has been destroyed.
17:30Attack the other!
17:32Ferka!
17:33No, Star Johnson is at your service.
17:36You?
17:37But where is he?
17:39Are you looking for me?
17:41I'm in love.
17:43I'm going further into the rubble.
17:45Only forward, Captain!
17:47Help!
17:51For God's sake, what is Ferka doing in the bathroom?
17:55We need to revive him mouth to mouth.
17:58Yes, Your Majesty!
18:01Shh!
18:07Ferka, I hate you!
18:09Do you dream of me?
18:11How dare you, Marshal!
18:14I said I hate you!
18:15You're not!
18:16I am!
18:17You're not!
18:18I am!
18:19You have no chance!
18:21Only chance!
18:22You're lying!
18:23You're lying!
18:24You're lying!
18:30General, the Protector's seat is right in front of us.
18:33Excellent.
18:34Prepare the lasers.
18:37It won't be that easy, robot bastard.
18:50I think I'll have an extra name at the victory banquet.
18:53One heel, if you say so.
18:57Look up!
19:01Aha!
19:09We lost control!
19:11They're right next to you!
19:13You can still escape safely.
19:15What are you going to do?
19:17Ferka is my culprit.
19:20Now I'm going to fix things.
19:22You won't make it!
19:24Then it's my fault this time.
19:26Hurry up!
19:27Hurry up, sir!
19:29Why am I hearing this?
19:30Are you in love with me?
19:32Yes, you know...
19:41Let's go to the world's end!
19:43Right now!
19:44No!
19:45We're going to swim!
19:46What did I tell you?
19:47I refuse to obey!
19:49Thank you, old man.
19:50We're not going to swim.
19:52Here's my best hat!
20:00No!
20:11And now, the news of the galaxy.
20:14The Queen of Mars is back on her ship,
20:16thanks to the efforts of her new lover,
20:19Commander X-2.
20:23Earth and Mars have agreed to cease combat,
20:26unless something goes wrong.
20:29What could happen in a day or two?
20:31Mars General Z-9 has been sentenced for treason.
20:35Shut up!
20:37He will spend the next 200 years behind bars.
20:42Now we're going to play soldiers!
20:52As for the Earth's secret defense codes,
20:55they are again in safe hands.
20:59Stop!
21:01You can take them back to the chemistry lab.
21:04And the other news.
21:05The poor young space engineer
21:07has been acquitted of all charges of explosive embezzlement.
21:10Admiral Patak Frka is fully responsible.
21:14For the punishment, Frka has been degraded to a captain
21:18and has to do 500 hours of volunteer work
21:21on the planet Nostrilia.
21:25Oh no, boss!
21:27I'm sorry you had to go through all this trouble.
21:30Oh, it's no big deal.
21:36But the drinks are not for you.
21:54To be continued...