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00:00DUMDUMDUM
00:10One thing is clear to me, Shaggart.
00:12Jumbo Scamp.
00:13That doesn't make any sense at all.
00:15That's Oxymoron, Captain.
00:17Why did you tell me that?
00:18Oxymoron is a shitty figure,
00:20which combines with opposite terms,
00:22such as free trade,
00:23or sympathetic conservatism, for example.
00:26That attitude of yours is a crime for our bad reputation.
00:30This is Dr. Star.
00:31My name is Captain Frk.
00:33Yes, I recognized your voice.
00:35Frk, you have been assigned to translate Lady Chanticleer,
00:37an intergalactic star,
00:38to the Florid Festival at Tulumarius V.
00:41He will also be the president of outer space,
00:44and he loves Lady Chanticleer very much.
00:47I remind you that I am an important intergalactic space captain.
00:51I have standards.
00:53Aha.
00:54Lady Chanticleer is ready to land on your ship.
00:56Find him, Dr. Frk!
01:05Is that a space ship for you, too?
01:07It looks more like a garbage truck to me.
01:25Dr. Star,
01:26you have been assigned to translate Lady Chanticleer,
01:29an intergalactic star,
01:31to the Florid Festival at Tulumarius V.
01:34He loves Lady Chanticleer very much.
01:37I remind you that I am an important intergalactic space captain.
01:41I have standards.
01:43Aha.
01:44Lady Chanticleer is ready to land on your ship.
01:47Find him, Dr. Frk!
01:49Is that a space ship for you, too?
01:51It looks more like a garbage truck to me.
01:53I remind you that I am an important intergalactic space captain.
01:56I have standards.
01:58Aha.
01:59Lady Chanticleer is ready to land on your ship.
02:02Find him, Dr. Frk!
02:04Is that a space ship for you, too?
02:06It looks more like a garbage truck to me.
02:09I remind you that I am an important intergalactic space captain.
02:12I have standards.
02:14Aha.
02:15Lady Chanticleer is ready to land on your ship.
02:18Find him, Dr. Frk!
02:20Is that a space ship for you, too?
02:23This place will not pass.
02:25I am an important intergalactic super star.
02:27I have my standards.
02:29Well, that's the most beautiful space on the ship.
02:32The most beautiful?
02:34Just look at it.
02:39And what I know is really...
02:41Right, you don't know.
02:43Is that an art for you?
02:44I think it's an original Leonardo...
02:47Balloons.
02:49I want something abstract and intellectual.
02:52And I really have to draw a turmoil on a wooden board.
02:56Hey, how much do you need?
02:58One piece of new garbage from abroad.
03:01And in the right place.
03:02It would seem that it does not hang upside down.
03:06You have a better imagination than me, old lady.
03:10Oh, excellent.
03:12Voila, another customer.
03:15A little easier because I have a few more requests.
03:19And how should I find a wild panda?
03:22That's your problem.
03:24Stupid costume of a star.
03:26However, it is not a bad condition.
03:49Call me when you find out anything about our target.
03:52Yes, General.
03:53I will be in my report.
04:09General.
04:10Yes?
04:11The robot researcher has returned.
04:13Successfully?
04:14Yes, General.
04:15We located Lady Shanty Clear.
04:17Where is my Shanty?
04:18Where is she?
04:19Where is she?
04:21On the ship of Captain Frrk.
04:24Arrange a course for my meeting with love.
04:30Fairy lights.
04:33Fresh fruits.
04:37Cold, clean water.
04:40Fragrant candles.
04:42Scars.
04:47The cost of an astrodollar.
04:50French tons of rubles.
04:55Frrk!
04:56Ouch!
04:59Don't get too close.
05:01Ling-Ling is just for decoration.
05:04What do you think, sir?
05:06Is this outfit added for fun?
05:09Well...
05:10Death!
05:11And what did you expect?
05:13This creature only eats bamboo and poop.
05:15It's not a food, Captain Frrk.
05:17There is something attractive about this little bitch.
05:20Her crazy demands remind me of...
05:23You.
05:25Her souffle is done.
05:33All right, warriors.
05:34At my request, we will jump on Frrk's ship,
05:36defeat their crew,
05:38and raise the sweet little Shanty.
05:42Remember the law of Klyukan.
05:44There is no surrender, no imprisonment, no Frrkance.
05:49He forgot to put on his boots.
05:52You'd better put on a cake.
06:00Just a minute, Shanty.
06:02Here's your little man.
06:05The handkerchief is on the table, my dear.
06:07Oh, wait a minute.
06:09Here you go, my dear.
06:10Oh, you expect me to eat something like that?
06:13Yes, my sinful lady.
06:15Treat your enemies with these rare delicacies.
06:20Give me more!
06:21It's hot.
06:22I'm so stupid.
06:25I think she'll really like this.
06:28I'm going to the kitchen.
06:30Eat it.
06:31Give me your fate.
06:32Because I really tried.
06:35Oh, dear.
06:37It's so hot.
06:38You must be crazy.
06:40There's no money for these cakes.
06:42Walnuts and raisins are the best.
06:46My poor cook.
06:47Don't you have a gift?
06:48I know the best cakes.
06:51Look at what she ate.
06:53It's a golden gourmet treat.
06:55I'm telling you, it's not a meal.
06:58It's not even a treat.
07:03I gave you everything.
07:05It's good that you have my house.
07:07But be careful.
07:08Now I'm sorry.
07:09There's still this gnome.
07:14Hello.
07:16But why do I need a gnome?
07:17Hey, I'm ready.
07:18Where are you?
07:19You didn't turn on the light this time, kid.
07:21Oh, okay.
07:22Maybe I'll find a role in a Christmas show.
07:27That thing is nasty.
07:33Where are you going?
07:34I'm going to find my love.
07:36I'm going to find her.
07:47We're going to get you.
07:51We're going to get you.
07:56I'm going to get you.
07:57Hey!
08:02You're going to get your ass kicked.
08:10Yes!
08:17Here's your job.
08:20There's no fear of love.
08:22I'm going to get you out of these gnomes.
08:25What are you doing?
08:26Take it. It's yours.
08:29You're going to get your ass kicked.
08:31Oh, ma'am.
08:32I'm glad I met you.
08:35Really?
08:38Oh, yes.
08:39Because I'm your biggest fan.
08:40Honestly?
08:41Of course.
08:42I have all your recordings and concert tours.
08:45Your performance at KSEMI 12 was beautiful.
08:48Oh, it wasn't that good.
08:50Of course it wasn't.
08:51Your voice never sounded better.
08:55I brought you everything you asked for.
08:58And you like that little rascal?
09:00Didn't you know?
09:02Girls love you.
09:06This is Dr. Know-It-All.
09:07I'm Patka Frk.
09:08Oh, I wish I could say that.
09:10It seems there's been a mistake in the plan.
09:12You shouldn't have taken Lady Chanticleer
09:14to the Florid Festival at Tulum Arius 5.
09:16You should have taken her to Siam Freon at Tulum Arius 6.
09:21Freon Festival?
09:22Siam Freon?
09:23That's where I'm going.
09:25Can I take the young lady?
09:27I'd be glad to.
09:32Don't you dare!
09:33I can't believe I fell for the charm of a deodorant bitch.
09:37I mean, she's a little spoiled,
09:39and she cares about other people's feelings.
09:41And look what they made of my beard.
09:44Disgusting!
09:45You know how to get back to work, Lengus.
09:48And bring me a handkerchief,
09:50a little carbohydrate, a lot of protein.
09:52I'm so glad he's all grown up again.
10:21TULUM ARIUS
10:32And watch everything here.
10:34That house and the lab have been in my family's hands for centuries.
10:37Don't worry, old man.
10:39Just go to your convention.
10:41You know what I'm like.
10:43Yes.
10:46Some voice tells me I may have made a mistake.
10:50Maybe I'm just worrying too much.
10:52After all, a scientist's convention only lasts two days.
10:55Not even a frog can make a lot of frogs in 48 hours.
11:00It's good to take a break from a little brain exercise.
11:05Oh, just a minute.
11:06I forgot my notes. Let the taxi driver do it.
11:16I forgot my notes.
11:19What's going on here?
11:27Tarka!
11:28What happened?
11:30Well, you know, it was like this.
11:35I was alone behind this red-black hole.
11:38I was looking at these stupid old men
11:41and was having fun learning all your secrets.
11:48And then...
11:54I prepared a gourmet meal.
12:05And I spent hours in the library
12:07full of rare first editions.
12:10There's no picture.
12:11The doctor would have to invest
12:13in which Ford he likes.
12:19But I was most interested in the laboratory
12:22because only there I could give you a wave
12:25of my scientific might.
12:49Only a genius knows how to mix a beer without alcohol.
13:02And so I was killing time myself.
13:09When did I get this?
13:19Hm?
13:25I think a good beer without alcohol
13:27is worth as much as a radio record.
13:45And my ischium was showing
13:47that I was killing time again.
13:50I can't even remember playing the guitar on the floor.
13:56But my scientific might was going even further.
14:05Only a few ballet shoes I had
14:08could connect our world together.
14:11A little electricity under high voltage.
14:17And it's simple, but fun.
14:20Step on it!
14:36Today is a critical day.
14:41After a few experiments like this
14:43I was ready.
14:48But...
14:54Those bones need a little mixing.
14:59I was buying more materials.
15:01I was worrying about everything
15:03and I became a busybody.
15:05Nothing was important for my career
15:07and pure devotion to details.
15:10Now I just had to wait
15:12for the perfect weather forecast
15:14for a successful capture.
15:22Are you ready for what you will get?
15:26For life!
15:44For life!
16:03I did it!
16:04He's alive!
16:05He's alive!
16:06He's alive!
16:07Did you say he's alive?
16:09Come to the point.
16:10What happened to my house?
16:13Oh yes, my miracles,
16:15it was worth it.
16:21But I had to teach him
16:23all the basic social skills.
16:27Good.
16:28Next time, raise your little finger.
16:32I developed his brain
16:34using his hair as an extension cord.
16:37Hey, give him a kiss
16:39to strengthen his smile.
16:43Ha, ha, ha, ha.
16:45You're a pain.
16:46Ha, ha, ha, ha.
16:48Yes, I know good literature,
16:50but you still need a smile.
16:52Ha, ha, ha, ha.
16:58And finally, but not least,
17:00I gave him the ability to have fun.
17:12Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
17:14Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
17:16Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
17:18Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
17:23Some people just can't
17:24keep up with the real world.
17:28That was the fall of Mahagonia
17:30in the 11th century.
17:32It came and went.
17:33And what happened to my house?
17:36Doctor, why are you rushing me?
17:40You know, I thought my creation
17:42needed a real job.
17:48Welcome, children.
17:50Now you will meet your teacher.
17:52Is he smart?
17:54Smart?
17:56Ha, ha, ha, ha.
17:57Very smart.
17:58Does he have a temper?
18:00Ha, ha, ha, ha.
18:01Does he like children?
18:02You'll find out soon enough.
18:04Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
18:10Watch how I teach him
18:13when I don't have anyone to fight for.
18:16Maybe that's not even
18:18interesting for him.
18:23I had to raise
18:24the moral of my creation.
18:26It's all right, old man.
18:28It's not the end of the world.
18:30I'm bad, teacher.
18:33Hmm, there are those who are bad.
18:35Well, what will I do with you
18:37when you're not for it?
18:38I know!
18:39Follow me!
18:40I know exactly what you need.
18:43And I'll make it for you.
18:46I'll be right when I use
18:47the city's icon.
18:50Hmm.
19:03Hmm.
19:20Hmm.
19:25No, no, no, no.
19:26Don't.
19:27You're fast.
19:31You didn't sleep well.
19:33He's my first attempt,
19:34but he has a golden heart.
19:37Well, not really golden.
19:39Do you want to share my life,
19:41joy, laughter,
19:43loneliness,
19:45and be my young one?
19:48I'd rather not.
19:52Trust me,
19:53you'll get used to those things.
20:01Well, this is good.
20:02She signed the contract
20:04for the model
20:05and earned a lot of money.
20:06Pfft.
20:07What happened to my creator?
20:10Everything has to happen
20:11around you, huh?
20:12So, miracles happened
20:14because of the basket,
20:15and also because of the destroyer.
20:19And it destroyed the village.
20:24Then the villagers were angry,
20:26so they chased the miracles
20:27to the market
20:28and caught them
20:29in the old mill.
20:31And all you need
20:32is one fire escape.
20:36And the whole building
20:37burned like a bullet.
20:39If you had built
20:40a fire-fighting system,
20:41it would have been different.
20:44And then you came back
20:45and asked for some money.
20:48Well, that doesn't make sense.
20:50I was absent for only a minute.
20:52If you don't believe me,
20:54you can ask him.
20:57Are you sure you're walking slowly?
21:00Now I remember.
21:01I told the taxi driver
21:02to let the taxi driver work.