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00:00Frozen in a time when space divides, but how would the universe survive?
00:21Don Dorges of the twenty-fourth and one-half century
00:30Protecting the powerless and the weak
00:37Don Dorges, his mighty tyranny
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06:40This is the worst treasure I've ever picked up.
06:54Maybe I'll have more luck with this creature if I fit in and attack from the inside.
07:05An old, traditional passion, a meal. Who would refuse this?
07:15The mouse is served.
07:19What?
07:20Hey, hungry creature.
07:22Did you miss us?
07:25Oh, no, no.
07:28I've been struggling all afternoon in the oven.
07:31You can't say I don't have a beautiful oven.
07:34And I'm healthy. I don't have steroids.
07:37Except when I won the Mr. Universe award and became the governor of California.
07:45I'm just asking you to eat, feel, taste, old man.
07:50It doesn't make sense.
07:52Toto is bigger than Tazo.
07:54And he's got a stomach.
07:57You know that's a drawback, son.
07:59But still.
08:01And to make something visually impressive, to draw attention to it.
08:04Maybe.
08:05I'm glad I got my golf shoes ready.
08:08Be a terrible beast tomorrow.
08:11I'll take care of you.
08:14Be a terrible beast tomorrow.
08:17I'll take care of you.
08:22And I managed to scare our viewers again.
08:25Maybe I should turn up the volume a bit.
08:27Be a terrible beast tomorrow.
08:30I'll take care of you.
08:32It will be very powerful.
08:34It will get blood.
08:36I'll give you a lot.
08:37Up and down, under the thin snow.
08:40I'll kick it like a dog.
08:42I'll burn you alive.
08:44I'll break your bones and everything.
08:53I won, old man.
08:55I won.
08:57Now let me go.
08:59I'm sorry, but I can't let someone so smart go.
09:02You have to stay here forever.
09:04As you wish.
09:07What's that sound?
09:10A mine?
09:12No!
09:22Let's get out of here!
09:28Good luck.
09:29Thank you, Captain.
09:31It's good that we had a plan against living mineral planets.
09:35Yes, I sent coordinates to the galactic shopping network.
09:38Just as you said.
09:40With the crystal of this magnitude,
09:42you can protect the galaxy with cheap costumes for centuries.
10:05I'm sorry, Doctor.
10:06He knows everything.
10:07But the flight was cancelled.
10:09But I'm the head teacher at the Interstellar Convention on Isotopes.
10:13Monolith Space Line agrees with you.
10:16But all the seats on your flight were booked by the team of Brittany Mania.
10:21Will that stupid show ever end?
10:26Isn't that solar system small?
10:29Hello, Ignatius.
10:30Your flight is cancelled too?
10:32Queen Tyrania?
10:33How did you get here?
10:35The Martian Centaurs are on strike.
10:37They landed all the royal spaceships.
10:39Luckily, I have quite a few collected free miles.
10:45Well?
10:46How is he?
10:47Who?
10:48The one who took my heart away.
10:51Frrka?
10:53No offense, Your Highness, but he is not...
10:55How can you say that?
10:57Frrka is the bravest captain in the Protectorate fleet.
11:00Brave?
11:01Are we talking about the same duck?
11:03He wasn't really a symbol of bravery when I granted him his request to be a messenger.
11:09He went to the wrong address and almost ended up in the Interstellar Convention.
11:25That's just a harmless cat.
11:27Come here, kitty.
11:29Get him off me! Get him off me!
11:31Or I'll fucking paralyze him!
11:40You speak well, Your Highness.
11:44Be quiet.
11:46How dare you?
11:52Okay, kitty, it's time for a break.
11:54No more playing.
12:00So he wasn't brave at all?
12:02Well, he had an encounter with an opposite interstellar vampire.
12:05In fact, his partner killed the monster.
12:07Frrka was just next to him, jumping around like a madman.
12:10I'm sure the incident with the cat was an exception.
12:13Otherwise, he gets along well with animals, doesn't he?
12:16Well...
12:30Huh?
12:35I'll kill you!
12:37Come here, my dear forest creature.
12:41Don't be afraid.
12:49I'm a little rooster.
12:51I'm proud and strong.
12:53I'm...
12:54No! Don't!
12:55Don't kill me!
12:59Aaaah!
13:02No! No, no, no, no, no, no, no!
13:05Get ready to receive first aid.
13:09Fighting with animals?
13:11In short, no.
13:13Well, at least I have style in dressing up.
13:16Yes, when you manage to raise the right part.
13:21Hello, is anyone here?
13:23Please serve me.
13:25I'm always hungry.
13:26You're not hungry.
13:27Where are you?
13:28Croak, croak, croak, croak.
13:29I need my uniform.
13:34Croak.
13:35Listen carefully.
13:37I need my uniform.
13:46Ah, pantomime.
13:47Universal language.
13:51It's time for graduation.
13:53Croak.
13:55Gorilla mask.
13:57Grandpa Frost's uniform.
13:59Viennese.
14:00Mumu.
14:01Nurse's jacket.
14:02Ono for karate.
14:03Do you know?
14:04I have absolutely no idea what it is.
14:06Smoking.
14:07Uniform for students.
14:09Shrouder's candle.
14:11Listen!
14:12I want my green uniform!
14:15Croak, croak, croak, croak.
14:17Thank God.
14:19Croak, croak, croak, croak.
14:21Croak, croak, croak, croak.
14:23Steffek, where did you get this?
14:25Ta-da!
14:26Croak.
14:27Thank you, Steffek.
14:28You're the best.
14:32It turned out that he went with Batman's model.
14:35Well, he's not very fond of fashion.
14:37I know he's a good driver.
14:38I saw him once at a race.
14:40The racing cars are the same, but the big, slow models are tormenting him.
14:56I like these big things.
14:58A man has a much better overview of the whole process.
15:02Uh-huh.
15:03But that's too boring.
15:05I don't think we'll make it.
15:07Of course we will.
15:08These cars are designed for that.
15:11Just watch.
15:12I'll add a little more gas...
15:14And here we go!
15:18Oh no, I think we're stuck.
15:20Don't worry, Sugar.
15:22We'll just have to pull the cable out of the wall.
15:25I'll direct the harpoon, which is as sharp as a razor, to the top of the wall.
15:31And it'll pull us up.
15:33Will that cable hold us?
15:36Of course.
15:37I'll direct the harpoon.
15:39Hold on tight.
15:40Here we go!
15:50See?
15:51I told you the cable would hold us.
16:00I'm starting to feel like I'm trapped in some endless complication of my favorite secret failure.
16:06Accidents that for whatever reason, probably time, have remained a secret to the public.
16:11Frkas must have appeared in some other area of action.
16:15Maybe.
16:16He's tried everyone.
16:18Welcome to the Intergalactic Rodeo of the Sleeping Star!
16:23It's a great day to hunt bees.
16:25Oh no!
16:26The land champion Arciavich has been thrown out by the terrible Venusian astrobeat Diablo!
16:34But don't worry, people.
16:36The fearless Rodeo Clown is coming!
16:39Hello, you must be Diablo.
16:41I'm new.
16:42But since I caught you, I have to trick you with my clown tricks.
16:46So, here he comes!
16:50Do you want some cookies, old man?
16:54I'm the crazy clown!
16:57Look at me!
16:58I'm the boss!
17:03Oh no!
17:04He must have lost his vigilance!
17:06Help!
17:10I've always hated clowns.
17:17I'm sorry, but I have to go!
17:20What's wrong with him?
17:25Captain Frkas, what do you know about cosmetics?
17:28Nothing.
17:29Well, this job isn't that hard.
17:31But you have to start with that client.
17:34I understand, boss.
17:36Can you help me, please?
17:37Good day, madam.
17:38Would you like to try one of our newest products?
17:41Maybe a little of this indelible base?
17:45And a dose of great shine!
17:49And last but not least, heart and perfume, water from the toilet.
17:55What do you say, boss?
17:59Get out of here!
18:05Let's go, guys. We're late.
18:07Don't worry, sir. I have everything under control.
18:11What was that, sir?
18:13I think you have bad eyes.
18:15I can't see anything.
18:17Maybe you should turn to the front.
18:20Maybe that.
18:23You're right.
18:24How can anyone be so stupid?
18:27Is that it?
18:28Maybe these are X-ray glasses.
18:31The ones you use to see through things.
18:34And you told me you had astigmatism.
18:37Where is the time when girls with glasses don't exist?
18:44And here are the failed attempts to become a diver,
18:47a leopard keeper, organ donor and a preparator.
18:50And I thought he was a real hero.
18:52Oh, no. Wait, wait.
18:54He's not exactly for throwing.
18:56I know he was a great hero at the college.
18:59A great hero?
19:03Ignatius, my brave commander told me the real story.
19:07He went back to the past to make sure he didn't make a mistake.
19:18Four meals a day, no sleep.
19:21Twenty eggs, lots of protein for a good start.
19:26I mean, lots of egg yolks.
19:29Just like my mom used to make them.
19:45My mom always gave me hot mayonnaise in the end.
19:52Weak constitution, just like my mom.
19:57I'll put the chicken on the floor.
20:00And when it jumps, try to catch it.
20:03I'll find a way to increase speed and coordination.
20:07Okay, get ready.
20:13Maybe I'll find a more aggressive chicken.
20:16I've got you.
20:18You scared me!
20:27You scared me!
20:40That explains his psychotic fear of sacraments.
20:43Now that we've shared our different views,
20:46I see that the chicken has blinded me a little.
20:49I saw bravery in him, pure carelessness.
20:52He praised ingenuity when he experienced a stroke of luck.
20:55Man, I'm so naive.
20:58Doctor, he knows everything.
21:00Go to exit 7 for an emergency evacuation.
21:02That's my flight.
21:04Don't take it so seriously.
21:06The chicken has its own addictive charm.
21:09That's why I haven't let him go yet. Bye-bye!
21:12Yes, that addictive charm.
21:15Who knows if he's free tonight.
21:25To be continued...