Patak Frka - "Dođoh, vidjeh, izgubih" i "Žućni ljubimac" - [HR sinkro]
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00:00Frozen in a time and space divine, but how would the universe survive?
00:21Dark dangers of the twenty-fourth and one-half century
00:30Protecting the powerless and the weak
00:37Dark dangers, his mighty tyranny
00:43In the twenty-fourth and one-half century
01:14This is the Galactic Protectorate. My name is Falcon Frk.
01:18Come in, Falcon Frk. I repeat.
01:20Come in, Falcon Frk.
01:22What the hell is this?
01:24This is Dr. Star. My name is Falcon Frk.
01:26Aren't you going to come in?
01:28Look.
01:29I don't understand. I just fixed Frk's communication module.
01:34I told you I didn't want to.
01:37Actually, I fixed this thing five times last month.
01:40Why does everything always break in this stupid thing?
01:45Now, get serious.
01:49Stupid, stupid, stupid.
01:51This is Frk.
01:52Stupid.
01:53Who are you?
01:54And that whole building.
01:56Get out of here, you dirty rascals.
01:59I thought we were friends.
02:01Churro, please don't be mad at me. I didn't mean anything bad.
02:05Is there still a deal for Thursday?
02:11Frk, the Earth is in great danger.
02:13The Martians have launched a terrible new space destroyer called Invictus.
02:17I think it won't be a good reason to destroy the planet.
02:20And that's all, right?
02:21Exactly.
02:22So you want me to destroy that Invictus and save the Earth?
02:26Not really.
02:28We just want you to go there and destroy the Invictus
02:31so that the star Johnson from the Earth army could save the thing.
02:40What happened?
02:41Happened?
02:42It's always the same thing.
02:44We kill each other trying to accomplish an impossible task,
02:47and then some unworthy hunter of glory flies in and takes all the credit.
02:52Captain Frk, the greatest pleasure is a well-done job.
02:56If you say so, Churro.
03:11Oh, dear.
03:13That was a fantastic test flight.
03:16And now, apparently, that thing can do something to the Earth.
03:41INVICTUS
03:44All right, Shaggart.
03:45After analyzing the super-secret technical schemes of Invictus,
03:49I think I've found Achilles' heel.
03:52C-Captain Frk, how did you come up with these super-secret technical schemes?
03:57Oh, that sweet little robot gave them to me.
04:01But boss, that's just a trash can.
04:05It's a waste of money.
04:07I'm right when I say that I'm buying a head on a gas pump.
04:11Regardless of that, I've found the fatal mistake of Invictus.
04:15That space destroyer was made for the attack of the army,
04:19and for that purpose, the defense of the rest was lightened
04:22by the attack of a small, clumsy space ship.
04:25I think your argument is based on unproven arguments,
04:28that is, on incorrect logic and imagination.
04:31Now follow me to the hangar.
04:33Good luck with your crazy female attack, Captain.
04:36I'm not going there alone.
04:38I need you to navigate my auto-navigator.
04:41But there's no room for me here.
04:43You can sit on my lap.
04:45Do you remember what happened the last time someone sat on my lap?
04:48How could I know that this baby doesn't wear a diaper?
04:52Give me a cup.
04:53All right, squeeze a little.
04:59Ouch!
05:00Hey, that's bigger than it looks.
05:03You were right.
05:05I'm not a fly.
05:07Ouch!
05:08What's wrong with you?
05:10I knew I had to take a quick nap as a side effect.
05:14Where did you go?
05:16I'm down here. You can't sit on me.
05:19Ouch!
05:20Pull me up! Pull me up!
05:23The next stop is Vesela Polka.
05:34See? There's a place for you.
05:43We're going to get in there unnoticed.
05:48I'm afraid we've lost another ship trying to break our shipwreck.
05:53What? Again?
05:55Unfortunately.
05:56I'll take care of this myself.
06:01All right, Shaggart. That's it.
06:03Hold on tight.
06:05Hey, do you have a snack or peppermint?
06:07No, no, no.
06:09You know, I ate five slices of garlic for breakfast.
06:12And a little butter from Fikiriki and a sandwich with onion for lunch.
06:15Oh, and I ate a can of Camembert cheese, which I'm sorry for.
06:19And a glass of wine.
06:21God, I'm so stupid.
06:23In the future, if no one makes a peppermint snack, I'll have to make this for you.
06:32Ah, you're as bright as a spring sunbeam.
06:37Hey, Mr. Stinky Breath, can you think of anything else?
06:46Let's see what we're up against.
06:54Ah, another crazy fan is trying to imitate the famous scene in the channel.
06:59How much life has that stupid movie taken away from it.
07:04Let me go, Captain. I have a right to my right.
07:10On my mark.
07:16Ow!
07:17Ow, ow, ow, ow!
07:19Ow!
07:21Ow!
07:22Boss, it was a special, special honor to serve you.
07:26I'll consider it a privilege to reach the end of our friendship.
07:32Well, that was easy.
07:38I've never seen a more ugly decoration for a helmet.
07:41No!
08:04Is my food good?
08:06I'm eating it, not eating it.
08:08Well, then I think you're my captives.
08:11Idiot!
08:12Although we've spent the last two minutes as friends,
08:15I won't let them make me feel like I'm being tortured.
08:21Captain, can I ask for help?
08:24Get him up on his feet.
08:28Tell me, are you all right?
08:30I'll be fine.
08:32We need to get him to get in at this hour.
08:36What's so funny?
08:38Oh, nothing. You wouldn't understand.
08:42Find those bastards!
08:49Robots.
08:50And now we're going to deal with them.
08:52Stop them!
08:54Where are they? They were here a moment ago.
08:57Did you see the commander's hat?
08:59It all fell off, and he didn't even notice.
09:06Now we're going to find something to sabotage.
09:09What do you say to the main control, Cormil?
09:12Where are we going to find it?
09:14Well, we're in it.
09:16Ah, all right. Let's start sabotaging.
09:19But I don't know anything about Martian technology.
09:22Neither do I.
09:24But I'm pretty good at breaking things.
09:27Good, you're great.
09:29I'll use that piece of hay.
09:33Hey, I thought you didn't have any hay or peppermint.
09:36Well, that explosion threw out a piece of hay that had been in my haystack for the last two months.
09:42Oh, sorry about that.
09:45I'm going to put the package here.
09:48It worked.
09:53Hey, that's really, really nice.
10:02No!
10:05There he is, people. The terrible Invictus.
10:09Sir, the Invictus is just standing still in space.
10:12Well, look at that.
10:14Frrka has done something right.
10:16Let the army surround the Invictus.
10:21Hey, Captain Frrka, that's a really nice thing.
10:24Frrka, what's going on here?
10:27I'm slowly destroying cheap Martian equipment.
10:30What?
10:31And I'm really good at it.
10:34See?
10:39Self-destruction process initiated.
10:42To the enemy! Leave the ship!
10:46Did you see him at the beginning? Everything is screwed up.
10:49But the computer said you started the self-destruction process.
10:53No!
11:23Frrka!
11:28And now, Kormilar,
11:31fire!
11:36Excellent hit!
11:38But, sir, I didn't even press the button.
11:41As I said, excellent hit.
11:44And now report how I personally destroyed the Invictus.
11:49I'm sorry, Frrka, but my planet is every Martian for itself.
12:00And with the utmost modesty, I, Star Johnson,
12:04accept your praise and thanks for saving the Earth.
12:14I can't believe it.
12:16We're killing each other to accomplish some impossible task,
12:19and some undeserved hunter of glory collects everything for praise.
12:23Well, kids, don't let them tell you that drawings are not realistic.
12:28To be continued...
12:59He must be after a cat that doesn't care.
13:02Huh? Energy Mutator?
13:04Hey! They don't eat, don't lick, don't pay and don't poop!
13:08I have to admit, it's pretty sweet.
13:10Great! I'll buy it and send it!
13:12Let's meet at the steamer!
13:15C-Captain, wait! It looks like there's someone behind us!
13:22Machunica!
13:24Oh, you're something sweet!
13:28We'll be friends forever!
13:30C-Captain Frrka! Get away from that monster!
13:33Why would I get away from that sweet little candy?
13:38Send him the energy mutator! It's dangerous through the steamer!
13:44Did you hear that? He said, Muttipa Cockatoo!
13:48That's what I'll call him, my sweet little cuckoo!
13:51You didn't listen to me at all, did you?
13:53You're ruining my happiness!
13:57I warned you!
14:03Machunica...
14:04The cuckoos are sleeping, cuckoo, until dad makes a bed.
14:18I see you're a cuckoo, cuckoo!
14:23Wait! Wait!
14:25Is he already in bed?
14:28I think the cuckoo is not a sweet little candy anymore.
14:32A sweet candy? No.
14:34A disgusting, terrible monster!
14:39Let me do it!
14:40I told you!
14:41I'll let you do it!
14:46I think he likes it!
14:48Program your gun for neutron rays and burn your energy in one big shot!
14:53Here you go, kid!
14:59That creature absorbs energy through its subatomic structure!
15:04Shut up! I hate knowledge!
15:06That creature eats energy!
15:10Hehehehe...
15:13And so the monster was wiped out, and the cuckoos lived happily ever after.
15:19I'm sure they even started to absorb energy!
15:22That's something important, isn't it?
15:24You're not watching our show, are you?
15:40I hope no one paid the cuckoo for the electricity.
15:43Don't worry, Captain Frk.
15:45You usually need it to read when the lights go out.
15:48You read?
15:50Snob.
15:51Our only chance to survive is to activate the auxiliary energy source.
15:56You're right!
16:00Tell me when you're done.
16:01Where is it coming from?
16:03Right behind you!
16:09Captain Frk's Chamber
16:14You'd better stop screwing around in your place.
16:17C-Captain Frk, I don't mean to change the subject...
16:20...but, since you're in the lead, don't you think you should head for the front?
16:25No, that's the first thing you learn from all the passengers.
16:28What are you, serious people?
16:30You just go forward like garbage.
16:32They're cheap and probably in the middle of nothing.
16:36They're like cheese in a cheese pie!
16:39Well, that's it, but it's completely closed. I bet we won't be able to open it as long as we're alive.
16:48What are you going to do, Mr. Damus?
16:57That's a powerful energy core! Turn it on before the monster grabs it!
17:04Let someone help me.
17:05I'll help you right away.
17:09Me? Watch out, it's going to eat you!
17:19It's attacked! Let's save the world!
17:22But we have to get it away from the energy core!
17:25Try to talk to it.
17:27Hey, Cuckoo, do you remember our good old times?
17:32Nights in the fire, walking on the beach, sunbathing...
17:38You've never had fun together!
17:40Your love is terrible!
17:50Eww, it stinks!
17:57We're doomed!
17:59Well, that's the end of it.
18:01I'm stuck in something, and I'm waiting for a solution that I thought would bring me to death.
18:07I remember my first marriage.
18:09Think about it.
18:12Well, Cuckoo, I'm sure you'll be back soon. It's a beautiful day.
18:17Hang in there, boss!
18:27It's almost on fire!
18:36See? The stupid beast can't get to us.
18:39And it won't hold its breath forever, even if it's bloodless.
18:44Maybe we should talk about that some other time.
18:47Your plan is well thought out and potentially effective.
18:51But my plan is more like this.
18:52That's what you should do.
18:54When I turn you on, Cuckoo will go crazy for you.
18:58My plan is better.
19:00I told you, your idea is of visual interest to us.
19:03And now we have this thing here, and I'm going to burn it deep into space.
19:07I want a plan in which we don't have to pay a stupid price.
19:11Just dream about it.
19:12I want a plan in which we don't have to pay a stupid price.
19:15Just dream about it.
19:22I'm going to light them up like a firework.
19:25Come on, Cuckoo.
19:27Try to sound more delicious.
19:29That way I'll have more time to prepare for that ugly, fat beast.
19:37Listen, Cuckoo, I'm not going to laugh at my secret.
19:42Don't fool around and get out of here.
19:45Cuckoo is fooling around!
19:48Hurry up and open it!
19:51I told you my plan was better.
19:53Lie down, it's a pity you're so boring.
19:56I'm still inside.
19:59The next step is a cold, dark vacuum of open space.
20:03Captain, you're not going to burn me out there, are you?
20:06I am, but during the crisis I have to put my feelings aside and do what's best for me.
20:13How are you doing, Cuckoo?
20:15It's quite complicated, but if I manage to get out of this, I'll show you.
20:20And if you push it with your nose?
20:23My nose is stuck.
20:25Typical.
20:26Take a deep breath.
20:30Push it to the edge of the right clavicle, then through the left clavicle,
20:35then through the oral opening and... there!
20:38How did you do that?
20:40I'm your master, Cuckoo.
20:42I thought you had no idea how to defeat me.
20:45Okay, I'll push it.
20:47Step aside.
20:48I stepped aside!
20:50You're not going to burn me out with them, are you?
20:53Of course not.
20:55What kind of creature could do that?
20:57You know me, I always get you.
20:59Cuckoo!
21:10I forgot about him again!
21:13He ruined our games!
21:15Are you okay, Captain Cuckoo?
21:17Never better.
21:19Cuckoo, let's say he'll meet his new best friend soon.
21:26How did you do that, little one?
21:29How did you do that, Cuckoo?
21:34We'll be friends forever!
21:59Cuckoo!
22:01Cuckoo!
22:04Cuckoo!