MURDER DRONES - Episode 2: Heartbeat #MURDERDRONES
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00:00We've got to curb her trips to the dump.
00:20And where's she getting the hair to play dress-up with them?
00:23Creepy.
00:24It's okay, I wasn't looking.
00:54Move it, moron.
01:00Hi, Tessa.
01:03Oh, no.
01:05Another one?
01:23Tess, I found something in here.
01:46That's weird and concerning.
01:47Bite me.
01:48This is probably you, weirdo's fault.
01:50I've never seen that symbol before.
01:52Want to do an autopsy to find out?
01:55What'd you find?
01:57Did you know that was a pilot hack?
01:59I was the pilot?
02:01That's awesome!
02:02I crashed and ruined everything.
02:04Spaceship pilot, origin story.
02:10Speaking of piloting to Earth, we sure murder all humans is, uh, morality?
02:17The humans sent you without a communication relay and reformatted your memories to soup.
02:24Covering their tracks means they're past negotiating.
02:28Not like they tried negotiating with my mom.
02:31Or even missed the negotiations.
02:33The humans programmed us to solve a problem.
02:36Where's proof of your backstory?
02:38The one where you're kind, so conveniently innocent.
02:49Jay was getting orders from someone.
02:51If not the company through that relay, then, uh, who?
02:54And how?
02:58Quit complicating my murder plan.
03:13Yeah, just fix her up, cause, whoops, pretty big security risk in hindsight.
03:19Uh, you got this, uh, ladder about five thousand?
03:26Please, just leave the lights.
03:56Hey!
04:23Ah!
04:36Ah!
04:43Mr. Doorman, your daughter has been, uh, absent.
04:49Yes, on that kill all humans kick, like when I was younger.
04:54Grounded herself and all that.
04:56Speaking on her behavior.
04:58Of course, of course, precocious popular supernatural understanding of doors takes after her old man.
05:07Uzi, please sit normal.
05:09Fight me!
05:10Uzi, give Brayden back his sentience.
05:13Fight me!
05:14Her.
05:15I started it, and also I'm dumb.
05:18Uzi, you have to partner up.
05:20Several people wanted to, for the record.
05:23No we didn't, you freak us out.
05:25But mostly fight me!
05:27Yeah, she has trouble fitting in.
05:29We think there might be something damaged with her programming.
05:32How is she at home?
05:35Sorry?
05:36I mean, she's a little herself, but damaged?
05:40I maybe haven't spent much time.
05:45Mr. Doorman, sir, there's been an incident.
05:52Ugh, I'm sweaty.
05:54Who programmed that?
05:55You good, Uzi?
05:56I'm good.
05:57Better than good.
05:58I am God!
06:03Hi.
06:04Hi, Dad.
06:08Of course, Z.
06:10N&Ms?
06:11You saved my life.
06:13I don't think the colony's even serious about all this banishment stuff.
06:17More just confused, especially with-
06:20The fact I'm too rogue to re-enter society now?
06:23I can never return.
06:26From recent disappearances?
06:28And your murder friend's corpse?
06:30When I went to grab your gun, it kinda looked like it...
06:34crawled away?
06:38We can return a little.
06:49A letter about 5,000?
06:51We looked everywhere for you.
06:56Hello, Tim.
06:58Care to join me?
07:00Join you, standing eerily still over there in suspiciously low resolution?
07:07Yes?
07:10All right.
07:13Ah!
07:15Ah!
07:18Ah!
07:26You're almost character-afting me.
07:29Improv game for more practice?
07:32Ha ha ha!
07:34You are a monster!
07:46Welcome back, Thad!
07:48Eh, wait, isn't she grounded or something?
07:50Ugh, banished!
07:52Has my dad been saying I'm grounded?
07:54Genocide, robot.
08:04Oh, alright, just don't do it again.
08:07Get in here, ya goobs!
08:16Yeah, where's Gon?
08:17Cause this looks, ugh, non-ideal.
08:20Parent-teacher conference?
08:22Something about his daughter being more important
08:25than building a door in this hallway.
08:27Ugh, kinda cringe.
08:29Ew, yeah, ugh!
08:31You good?
08:32I'm good!
08:33Stop asking!
08:38Any forensic things over there?
08:42Do we have fingerprints?
09:01I mean, you don't think it's my parenting, do you?
09:15I left her for dead once.
09:17It sounds like she's bored in your class,
09:20and the other kids suck.
09:21Call her damaged again,
09:22and I will install a door on your face!
09:27Where are your folks?
09:31Dead.
09:32I watched them die.
09:35That was the joke, idiot.
09:43That girl is gorgeous, right?
09:47I'm gonna let her in.
09:55You guys do that all the time?
10:00You do that often?
10:03Haha, no.
10:04I'm very concerned, but also pretty frightened a little bit.
10:09Hey, Z!
10:10What's this thing?
10:13Hey, isn't that your special eye?
10:15Don't call it that!
10:20Absolute solver?
10:22Reboot?
10:24Does this have something to do with how you grew your head back?
10:28I actively avoid unpacking how that works.
10:30New material can't be pulled from thin air.
10:32If the wound is severe enough,
10:34this solver might be some sort of auto-run program
10:38to collect more matter-
11:28Are you a star?
11:36You good?
11:37Stop asking!
11:38Chainsaw hand time?
11:40Yeah, cool.
11:51Yes, and hello!
11:53It's me, Tad!
11:56Can I get a location?
12:00I heard dentist's office!
12:02I'm sad at the dentist's office!
12:05Come over here for your...
12:07teeth!
12:09Predictably terrible work, Jay.
12:11Why do you look so-
12:13Great! You look great, Jay!
12:17Oh no, wait, guys! It's really me!
12:19Is that a battle freak?
12:21Ninja star?
12:23Hyah!
12:25Jay!
12:29My savers again!
12:31Thanks!
12:33Super invited to my shindig next weekend.
12:35Cool kids, I'll leave.
12:43We're busy again, anyway.
12:45So, whatever.
12:47So lame.
12:49What's with the voice, Jay?
12:52Here, we are trying to repair that host
12:54as per our directive.
12:56So you are a program?
12:58More like you are our cute puppets.
13:00It hurts our feelings
13:02you don't remember us.
13:06And?
13:08What's with the mom hologram?
13:10Easier to assimilate than explain.
13:12Not happening.
13:14Fair, but good choice.
13:16Now we will have to do
13:18something shocking.
13:20Whoa, hey!
13:22Goodbye, dad.
13:32What?
13:36And, Carl!
13:38Uzi, don't!
13:40Give it to me!
13:42Carl's mine.
13:44Smell, Auro.
13:46Uzi, you good?
13:49Pranked, idiot.
13:51You big stupid.
13:57Lucky for you, it's not fun.
13:59Time to go into my mouth now.
14:09Ow, and please don't.
14:11And also, I was using those.
14:19Whoa!
14:37What was that?
14:39Which parts of that were real?
14:43Sneaky, sneaky.
14:45Sneaking away.
14:47Get snuck up on.
14:49Ow.
14:51Ow.
14:53Ow, ow, ow, ow.
15:03What
15:05are you things?
15:17Uzi?
15:23What are you doing?
15:47Oh.
16:07Gorgeous, right?
16:09I'm gonna let her in.
16:12Oh.
16:14Ah!
16:18Jesus.
16:20Sorry, industrial strength ghost or whatever.
16:22Settle.
16:42I hate your personality normally,
16:44but this is somehow worse.
16:46What am I being punished for?
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