MURDER DRONES - Episode 7: Mass Destruction #MurderDrones
MURDER DRONES - Episode 7: Mass Destruction #MurderDrones
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00:29Science holding strong, sir!
00:31Math!
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00:45Dr. Chambers!
00:47Oh, no! I'm not...
00:55Is this guy important?
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01:23Chambers!
01:25148!
01:27Right, so...
01:29Is it doctor-specific?
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01:37Because I'm on it!
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02:41Chambers! Get over here!
02:45Yep! Um...
02:47So, I...
02:49What is line 48?
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02:58Whatever!
03:00Right...
03:02Uh...
03:04Yeah, right...
03:06Um...
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03:39Thanks, Thor. The new host.
03:53Intern.
03:57MacGuffin.
04:39Let's go.
04:57Lucy! Use your solver!
05:16Ed! Watch it!
05:21I don't think I should.
05:25I'm sorry, Ed.
05:26Oh, no, no. It's okay, Uzi. I am so sorry.
05:31Enough, Ed. We'll save V after we finish here.
05:37Uzi, let's have you sit this one out, eh? Box over there? You're not much like foxes, right?
05:44What? No, I-
05:45Ed?
05:49Uzi, there, um, might be some stuff down here that you don't want to see.
05:58Oh, what the hell is going on?
06:00Nothing! We don't know everything yet, but we're not gonna hurt you, okay?
06:10Hurt me?
06:39And you won't tell me why we're wandering around, cuz-
06:42I'm a good friend, and secrets are blackmail. And it's not about football.
06:46Okay. Does your secret friend wanna know about football, or-
07:09So is that related to the thing you're looking for?
07:11No. Yeah, yeah, no, it is.
07:26Uzi! Uzi!
07:37I deserve this! I deserve this! I deserve this!
07:50Ah!
08:19Ah!
08:33I missed you, Ed.
08:35Thank you, Mind Chef, Trauma Ghost, and here you find some air!
08:38You know, you're one of the main reasons I wanted your team to retain your person at Barlow's.
08:47You always surprise me.
08:52Loved doing?
09:22Ah!
09:32Thanks for clearing the way on this planet, too.
09:36Ah!
10:04Ah!
10:33Shh.
10:51Ah!
11:12Why is Sin after her own murder pet? Are you stupid or something?
11:16Oh yeah.
11:17Roll by me, then. Try.
11:28Hey, you look familiar. Watch the road. You got wings?
11:32Um, I guess.
11:34Think you could get this across to the surface? We're looking for a hunk named Kong.
11:38Uzi's dad? What the-
11:47How do you know my daughter?
11:51So, how do we-
11:52Punch.
11:53Can't her hands be guns?
11:55Kick also.
11:58Ah!
12:21Part two-way. Check the perimeter.
12:23Mr. Doorman? Sir?
12:25Bad crowd, those murder trolls. Destroying ways off the planet.
12:30My wife?
12:31My daughter having interests beyond cannibalism and...
12:34Nightcore?
12:40It's the end times!
12:42If my wife's closet is right, the planet's gonna try to eat us soon.
13:12Hmm. Not sure what you mean.
13:34So that's what they were doing down here, huh? Crucifix-looking thing.
13:40I had my suspicions, but they kept cutting my feed.
13:47Touch to save yourself, huh?
13:55Not sure it needs you, buddy.
14:25Thanks for the new host, intern.
14:42MacGuffin.
14:49Ow.
14:51In the saddle, I mean.
15:22Then the planet kinda half imploded anyway. Humans all-
15:36Woke up on the surface, brain scrambled enough to have a kid, and the rest is dumb, stupid history.
15:45Stop that.
15:46Now the solvers found its way back to finish the job. Who's its host?
15:51Um, like, Whoosie? And, uh, Red-Eye the-
15:55I know, dummy. Which one was just trying to eat us?
16:39Yikes.
16:43Someone's been busy.
16:45Just hurry, stupid.
16:48Of course! Whoosie's gonna freak out when I tell her-
16:51Tell her I'm alive, you die.
16:54Sorry, ma'am. I won't keep secrets from Whoosie anymore. Even if you say it might hurt her.
17:03Nuance alert, ma'am. I caused every horror in her life. Destroyed the planet, got you things sick to your-
17:10Ava, I'm godly ostrich genetics!
17:13No time. Promise.
17:21I promise.
17:25To wait until you're ready to tell her yourself?
17:28Ugh. Bite me.
17:31Tessa, I- I didn't-
17:35She just- Wait! Something else did this to Dol, you- You have to believe-
17:42No worries. Makes my job easier.
17:46Thought there'd be more of you silver freaks anyway.
17:57You knew about the patch, yes or no?
17:59One chance.
18:01Cute. You know why I keep you around, Dol-
18:29Hey, buddy. Yeah, that should help. All I know is I need you to figure things out. Together.
18:55That's really sweet, big brother.
18:59Too bad you've served. You're hurtless.
19:02Don't worry. Your backups will... forgive me.
19:18Nori, you're dead.
19:20You're frickin' grounded.
19:22I agree.
20:21Come here.
20:50Come here.
21:17Nori! I prevented Uzi and I-
21:26What?
21:27Uzi Dormin. Those things killed your frickin' mother!
21:35Ow. I'm not-
21:37Hey, lady. You don't frickin' own me!
21:45Uzi!
21:46What?
21:47We did not discuss being frozen!
21:50That was your mom!
21:51What?
21:52Wait, no!
21:53No!
22:23Oh, yes. Get snuck up on.
22:53Neck bite.
22:59Stab.
23:04It's been fun. And also, that's sarcasm.
23:07Honestly, I'm... starving.
23:34Ride's good to go, boss. Just say-
23:48You idiots.
24:15Hey.
24:24Thanks for, like...
24:31Everything.
24:32Uzi, don't you dare!
25:33I'm sorry.
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