THE AMAZING DIGITAL CIRCUS - Ep 3: The Mystery Of Mildenhall Manor
The gang are back together to go on their next SPOOKY adventure. Kinger gets a shotgun! Zooble goes to therapy! Pomni goes to hell! So much fun awaits!!!!!
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00:00I can't hold it any longer.
00:10Sure you can.
00:11We can't die from oxygen deprivation, remember?
00:13But it still feels like I'm going to die.
00:15Try not thinking about it.
00:16Or you could toughen up.
00:17I want to see what your funny cartoon body does.
00:19Hey, take it easy.
00:20Oh, take it easy.
00:21That's you.
00:22All right.
00:23Here I go.
00:26All right, we've entered the blue zone.
00:30Hey, there's something new.
00:32OK, we're getting red.
00:34Oh, orange.
00:36Yellow.
00:37Green.
00:38Whoa, look.
00:39Now she's turning blue.
00:40She was already blue.
00:42Huh, I guess the hue shift just gets faster.
00:45Why am I the one doing this?
00:46Why not one of you guys?
00:47Because something different happens with each person.
00:49For instance, Kinger starts glowing,
00:51Ragatha's hair noodles stick up,
00:53Gengar's mask starts spinning,
00:54and Zubal turns straight.
00:55My limbs straighten up and fuck off.
00:57What about you?
00:58He refuses to show us because he's a coward.
01:00I want to keep the mystery alive.
01:01What do you, the viewers, think it is?
01:05Will you stop doing that?
01:06Why is everybody just standing around
01:07when there's adventure to be had?
01:09Today's adventure is the mystery of Mildenhall Manor.
01:13That's right.
01:14This big spooky mansion has been rumored
01:16to be filled to the brim with paranormal activity.
01:19It's up to you to solve the house's deep mysteries
01:21and capture all the ghoulish ghost activity you can.
01:24And for the first time ever, you can.
01:29Where's Zubal?
01:30I made this adventure really cool and mature just for them.
01:40What?
01:41The NPCs aren't going to become self-aware in this one, right?
01:44How should I know? I'm not the boss.
01:45Oh wait, yes I am.
01:46Anyway, everybody into the fractal noise.
01:48It's adventuring time.
01:52Mildenhall Manor
01:56Oh, this place is spooky.
01:58I wonder how hard King's going to go with the scare factor.
02:00I hope this adventure doesn't end up being another horrible nightmare.
02:04I'm not really a fan of horror,
02:05and I don't really handle jump scares that well.
02:08Boo!
02:09Come on, that wasn't even scary.
02:11What, you scared of the vacuum cleaner too?
02:13Hey, be nice to her.
02:14She's had a rough couple of days.
02:16Her and everyone else.
02:17Right, Gangle?
02:18Does anybody hear that?
02:21Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
02:25Hi, I'm Gusly!
02:27And I'll be your guide today.
02:29Why won't they go back in?
02:31I remember my first wild take.
02:34I don't know why they're not retracting though.
02:36That didn't happen for me.
02:37Before you continue with your adventure,
02:38you have to choose which door you're going to go through.
02:41The door on the left is the normal door.
02:43Rated wow for all ages.
02:45The door on the right is the really scary door.
02:48Rated ha!
02:49For mature Zubals only.
02:50It's up to you to decide!
02:52AHHHH!
02:53Wait, uh... Jax!
02:54What? I thought we were supposed to capture all the ghosts.
02:56Uh... which door should we choose?
02:58Hmm, not sure.
03:00Let's try this out.
03:02Aww!
03:03Don't worry, Kangal! I'll get it for you!
03:07AHH!
03:12Oh, that's the scary door!
03:15Zubo! Come on out!
03:17I just wanna talk to you!
03:18Talk to you!
03:20Oh, I know!
03:22What the?
03:23Could you have done that the whole time?
03:24Zooble, I just want to get to the bottom
03:26of why you keep skipping all my amazing adventures.
03:29You could end up really hurting Bubbles' feelings.
03:32Bubbles' feelings?
03:33Enough about Bubbles' feelings!
03:34How about your feelings?
03:38So, what's on your mind, Zooble?
03:40I would rather not.
03:42Ha ha ha ha, that's hilarious!
03:44Go on.
03:45No, I mean, I've already told you what my problem is.
03:47You just never remember because, never mind.
03:51My mind is a beeswax-polished coconut.
03:53Nothing ever escapes these cakes.
03:55So what can I do to make my adventures
03:57more appealing to you?
03:58See, this is exactly what I'm talking about.
04:01All you're thinking about is your adventures.
04:03It has nothing to do with the adventures.
04:04It's more just, ugh, forget it.
04:07You're probably not even listening.
04:08Zooble, look at this cool bee I drew.
04:14Uh, where are we?
04:17Oh, that's, no.
04:32I wonder what this thing is.
04:35My name is Baron Theodore Muldenhall.
04:37Hunting has been a hobby of mine
04:39for as long as I can remember.
04:40Although, one could say it eventually
04:42became more of an obsession.
04:43The creature you see before you
04:45is one I've been pursuing for years.
04:47Not quite a man, but not quite an animal.
04:50Something unholy, something evil.
04:53I took it upon myself to spend every waking moment
04:55doing all I could to protect my family from the creature.
04:58Hoping that when I'd eventually killed it,
05:00I would be freed from this awful feeling,
05:02this inescapable dread.
05:04I was wrong.
05:07You know, I'm starting to think.
05:12How about we try to find a way back up to the others?
05:18Okay, cool, that's great.
05:21I love these adventures.
05:23We could always ride this thingy up.
05:30It's locked, it's locked, of course.
05:31It's locked.
05:32I love that it's locked.
05:40Tuesday, December 4th.
05:42Although I had shot the creature multiple times
05:44in its vitals and severed its head
05:45to keep as a prize on my wall,
05:47my troubles were just beginning.
05:49I took my eyes off the body for what felt like
05:51only a minute, and when I looked back,
05:54the body was gone.
05:55The creature was not dead,
05:56and it would be back to reclaim what I'd taken from it.
05:59If anyone is listening to this,
06:01all I ask of you is one thing.
06:03Do not let the head out of your sight.
06:05You have been warned.
06:07Wow, this is some rather inconvenient lore placement.
06:09Look at it.
06:11And this is some rather inconvenient darkness.
06:15What was that?
06:16Was that you?
06:16No.
06:17Oh, wait, you mean me grabbing you right now?
06:19Yeah, that was me.
06:20Is this your hand?
06:21That's my eye.
06:22Yes, but which eye?
06:23I really don't think that matter.
06:25Will you stop touching my eye?
06:26Oh, yeah, sorry.
06:28What happened?
06:29I just remembered a really funny joke.
06:31Why did you scream then?
06:33Maybe it wasn't actually that funny.
06:35Oh my God.
06:36I think we should hold off on that joke for now.
06:40We should hold on to each other
06:41and slowly make our way back into the trophy room.
06:44Sounds fine to me.
06:51What was that?
06:52What's what?
06:54That.
06:55It's probably just magnets or a boat.
06:59A boat?
06:59Whatever the case,
07:00I think we should be completely quiet.
07:02I, okay, yeah, I agree.
07:05You know, you really hit and miss
07:06with these things sometimes.
07:10Wait.
07:11There's a fly in here.
07:13Don't you think that's making a lot of noise?
07:15Oh God, there is a fly.
07:16And gotcha.
07:18I think I got him.
07:19I can't see my hands.
07:26I'm sorry.
07:27Could you speak up?
07:28I couldn't quite make that out.
07:29There's a fly.
07:29Run.
07:32Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on.
07:34Honey, I think this might be the creature from the tapes.
07:37Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on.
07:42Huh?
07:47You look beautiful, honey.
07:50Got it.
07:52Come on.
07:54Huh?
07:55Oh yeah.
07:57Prepare for takeoff,
07:58because this boat is going up.
08:01Huh?
08:02It's not up.
08:03It's not up at all.
08:04Why are we going up?
08:06Up!
08:09I do not use my adventures to torture my guests.
08:12Any torment I inflict is 100% accidental,
08:15like any good war criminal.
08:16We weren't even talking about that.
08:18I really couldn't give less of a crap about the adventures.
08:20Then what is your problem, Zubel?
08:22I'm trying my best to remember,
08:23but both you and my brain won't tell me.
08:27It's me, remember?
08:30I don't like myself.
08:32I hate this body.
08:33I hate all these stupid removable pieces.
08:36I just want to find something that feels good.
08:39Oh yeah, now I remember why I couldn't remember.
08:41It's because that problem is already solved.
08:43Simply swap out your undesirable Zubel parts
08:45for better ones.
08:46I've been trying to find parts I like
08:48since the day I got here.
08:49So, back to the adventures.
08:51Forget it.
08:52Forget it?
08:53Just forget it.
08:55Forget what?
08:55Kane, nobody likes your stupid adventures.
08:58Ha ha, good one, Zubel.
09:00Ragatha's just too nice to say anything.
09:02Jax just likes to fuck with everybody.
09:04Gangle's too shy to speak up.
09:06Kinger's insane.
09:07And Epomny, she looks traumatized
09:10every time she comes back from one.
09:11Oh, Zubel, Zubel, Zubel.
09:13Making adventures is my art.
09:15It's all I exist to do.
09:17All I'm good at.
09:19And what you're saying could imply that I'm bad
09:22at the only thing I'm good at,
09:23and that, that'd be.
09:27Uh, who's therapy session is this again?
09:33Oh yeah, we need to get to the bottom
09:35of your behavioral issues.
09:36I'm gonna show you some ink blots
09:37and you're gonna say the first word
09:39that comes to your mind.
09:47Oh God, where are we now?
09:49Not sure, a cellar of some kind.
09:53Things have gotten far worse
09:54than I could ever have imagined.
09:56My paranoia had driven me to the point
09:58where I was no longer the protector
09:59my wife and theoretical children needed.
10:02Jumping at every shadow, every noise.
10:05I ended up shooting the love of my life,
10:07mistaking her for the creature.
10:08It's ironic, isn't it?
10:11In my attempts to protect her,
10:13I ended up becoming the monster myself.
10:16Now I wait down in my cellar,
10:18no longer having anything to protect,
10:20but my own.
10:21If nothing else, I will slay the beast
10:23that took everything from me.
10:27How's about we take his gun?
10:28Yeah, sounds good to me.
10:33Please don't come alive.
10:35Okay, I won't.
10:41Looks like we've got two shots.
10:43Let's make them count.
10:45Uh, yeah.
10:47Stay behind me.
11:01Kinger?
11:02I think we may have a problem this way, too.
11:04Just leave it to me.
11:05I can handle this.
11:17Well, that wasn't so bad.
11:21Which is what I would be saying
11:22if I didn't know that the creature
11:24was actually one of God's angels.
11:26What?
11:27And anyone who brings harm to it
11:28will be dragged down into the cold,
11:30spiraling pits of hell where my soul resides.
11:33I apologize, dear listener,
11:35but I need a living host
11:36in order to escape the Hall of the Damned,
11:38and your bodies will be my only means of doing so.
11:42Now, wait.
11:43How did he record this if he was in hell?
11:46Let go of me!
11:47I hope you're ready,
11:48because the next breath you take down there
11:50will be your last,
11:51and your bodies will belong to me.
11:53Let go of me!
11:56I hate this stupid adventure!
12:05Mmm, good tea.
12:06Sorry again about your husband
12:07killing you and everything.
12:08Oh, you know how men are.
12:10Don't I know it.
12:13If your friends see him,
12:14I only hope he doesn't bore them to death
12:16with his endless monologues.
12:17That man could turn a 57-second story
12:19into a Greek tragedy.
12:20I'll be sure to ask them next time I see him.
12:22Thanks again for the tea.
12:23I had a really nice time here.
12:24Oh, don't mention it.
12:26Feel free to visit any time.
12:28Definitely!
12:32Congratulations,
12:33my little Oscar winner!
12:35Oh, thank you.
12:36Oh, thank you.
12:37Oh, thank you.
12:38Congratulations,
12:39my little iron-clad waffle cones!
12:41You've taken the pacifist route,
12:43and you should be proud
12:44of what good people you are!
12:45Unfortunately,
12:46we still need to wait
12:47until your other teammates
12:48finish their adventure
12:49before I can grant you permission to leave.
12:50I wonder how long that'll be.
12:55Not really typical
12:56of what you'd think hell would be.
12:57We are literally in hell right now!
13:00Hell!
13:02Of course I'd be in hell!
13:03How could I not be in literal hell right now?
13:05Just try to stay calm.
13:06I'm sure Cain included a way to escape.
13:13Hold on.
13:18Let me try something.
13:24Hey, there's actually
13:25a staircase down there.
13:26It could be a way out.
13:28Maybe it'll work for us
13:29since we still have our bodies?
13:30Though I'm worried about
13:31what that tape said earlier.
13:32I'm just gonna try going fast.
13:34Wait, Pommy!
13:36Pommy!
13:42Pommy!
13:53Pommy!
13:57Hey!
13:58You get out of here,
13:59you damn evil soul!
14:01How's your wife, kiddo?
14:04Hey!
14:05You alright there?
14:08No.
14:09I'm guessing the souls
14:10are attracted to living things,
14:12just want a vessel
14:13to be able to leave with.
14:15Man,
14:16seven years of computer science
14:18for this, huh?
14:19Why?
14:21Every day I spend here
14:22is one nightmare after the next!
14:24I knew it would end up like this!
14:26He just wants me to suffer.
14:29I really am in hell.
14:30Don't say that.
14:31You're not him.
14:32Well,
14:33I guess we are technically,
14:34and forget about that.
14:35How about we just relax for a bit
14:37while nothing's chasing us?
14:47It was my fault
14:48we went down this path,
14:49wasn't it?
14:50I'm really sorry for that.
14:54Why have you
14:55been acting so different lately?
14:58I have,
14:59haven't I?
15:00I'm normally not too good
15:01with memories,
15:02but being surrounded
15:03by darkness always
15:05brings me back
15:06to a certain time.
15:08Right after my wife
15:09had abstracted,
15:11I don't recall the exact
15:12string of events,
15:13but we both ended up
15:14in the fort together,
15:16and it was dark.
15:18The darkness seemed
15:19to calm her down a bit.
15:21The harsh, jagged edges
15:22smoothed out,
15:23and she didn't seem
15:24aggravated anymore.
15:27She wasn't the same as before,
15:29but she was calm enough
15:30to touch one last time
15:32before she got sent
15:33to the cellar.
15:36I'm always taken back
15:37to that moment
15:38when engulfed in darkness.
15:39You had a wife?
15:40Like, here in the circus?
15:42Yeah.
15:43She was funny, creative,
15:44really into entomology.
15:47I used to hate bugs,
15:48but she somehow
15:49got me to like them.
15:51It's not the most
15:52cheerful memory,
15:53but it's one I at least
15:54have control over.
15:55I know how it can feel
15:56in this circus.
15:59Sometimes it all
16:00just feels pointless.
16:03Yeah.
16:05But it's not.
16:07Not if you have people
16:08who care about you.
16:10Good memories can do a lot.
16:12Hold on to them,
16:14and cherish the people
16:15around you.
16:17You never know
16:18when they'll be gone.
16:21In this world,
16:22the worst thing you can do
16:23is make someone think
16:24they're not wanted or loved.
16:27I'm glad you're here with me.
16:37You know,
16:38I've been thinking
16:39about that last tape.
16:40He said,
16:41the next breath
16:42you take down there
16:43will be your last.
16:44Maybe we can get through
16:45if we don't breathe.
16:47I'm not very good
16:48at holding my breath.
16:50I'm not very good
16:51at holding my breath.
16:53Well,
16:54how about we try
16:55not thinking about it?
17:02If we leave
17:03and we go back to the circus,
17:05you're just gonna go back
17:06to being crazy.
17:07You're not gonna remember
17:08any of this,
17:09are you?
17:11Don't worry about me.
17:13As long as you remember it,
17:15things will be okay.
17:17You're very strong, Pommy.
17:18And I know you'll be able
17:19to get through this.
17:21Just hold on to me.
17:23We'll get through it together.
17:25You ready?
17:49Oh, Pommy!
17:50Kinger!
17:51Are you guys okay?
17:52Was it scary?
17:53I'm fine, actually.
17:57What happened up here?
17:59Don't worry about that.
18:00Pommy was very brave.
18:02At least I think she was.
18:05Were you?
18:06Something like that.
18:08Hey, Ragatha.
18:10Yeah?
18:11I just want to say
18:13thanks for always being
18:14concerned about me.
18:15I really appreciate it.
18:16Thanks for always being
18:17concerned about me.
18:18I feel like,
18:19through everything,
18:20I haven't really been appreciative
18:21enough about that.
18:23Oh!
18:24Thank you, Pommy.
18:25I just want to make sure
18:26you're doing all right.
18:27You know, we care about you.
18:29Did you remember to get
18:30my comedy mask?
18:33And now I'm just
18:34starting to wonder
18:35if the Wild West
18:36was even a real
18:37direction at all.
18:39Whoopsie-daisy!
18:40Looks like everybody
18:41completed the adventure
18:42and they're coming home!
18:43Quick!
18:44Pretend we weren't
18:45there, eh?
18:46Welcome back,
18:47my meowing milkmaids!
18:49Don't ever call us
18:50that again.
18:53So what was it like
18:54being stuck with
18:55the nutcase?
18:56It wasn't that bad,
18:57actually.