Embarassing Things People Did To Impress Their Crush SSSNIPERWOLF
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00:00Hello friends, it's me.
00:02Today we're watching embarrassing things I did to impress my crush.
00:06I remember when my crush said he liked girls who drank monster energy drinks.
00:11So I made my quinceanera monster themed.
00:14No, you did not.
00:15Oh, wait!
00:17The monster invite!
00:19The monster uniform!
00:20There ain't no way.
00:22Let me guess, it was a blonde dude named Kyle
00:24who now punches holes through walls with his bare fist.
00:27Sounds about right.
00:28I can't get over the monster cake.
00:30Maybe if I have a monster themed quinceanera, I might have a chance.
00:33Maybe he'll love me.
00:34He ain't never gonna love you more than he loves monster energy.
00:37This is so ridiculous.
00:38That face when he doesn't show up to the quinceanera.
00:41But Kyle, I did this all for you just so you would notice me.
00:44How devastating would it be to find out that he's dating an Ilani girl?
00:48When my crush said he loved Lucid Dreams by Juice WRLD.
00:51So I posted this.
00:58Ahahaha!
01:01Nothing's gonna make him fall in love faster
01:03than filming a TikTok regurgitating water like a dying fish to his favorite song.
01:08When my crush said he liked girls that do sports and into gyms.
01:12So I posted this.
01:18The form has got me suffocating.
01:22First time ever doing a squat was this video.
01:24Me checking to see if I have an absolute dump truck after doing three squats.
01:28I think this has got to be the most embarrassing one.
01:31I mean, I've done some crazy things,
01:33but also just like when you look back and realize that you set down your camera in a park
01:38and recorded yourself doing like three squats
01:40in hopes that he would notice and message you back.
01:43I'm the last person to be talking.
01:45I remember when my girl posted he likes girls that rap.
01:49So I became a rapper.
01:51This is from multiple years back when I was just a kid dreaming about tracks and tracks.
01:55Hanging out rappers, tags and tags.
01:57Spitting bars, raps and...
01:58Poking sneakers, racks and racks.
02:01I couldn't memorize all that.
02:02I gotta make a cut halfway in between.
02:04You know your girl never ever lacks the facts.
02:07Ahahaha!
02:08Wait, did she make this up?
02:10Can I Shazam this?
02:11You know your girl never ever lacks the facts.
02:14But did it work though?
02:15So I heard you like rappers.
02:17I do happen to know most of the lyrics to a Lil Wayne song.
02:21You know, we all did a lot of stupid things when we were younger.
02:24Okay, so there's this guy in middle school.
02:25I was like crazy about this dude.
02:27He looked like an anime character, all right?
02:29And every day after school,
02:32I would wait by his locker and ask for a hug.
02:37I was literally that dude.
02:39Hey, where's my hug guy?
02:40And he would give me a hug.
02:41And then we had this mutual friend.
02:43And she was like, if you like him so much, why don't you ask him out?
02:46So me, being a little idiot that I am,
02:48the next day when I asked him for my daily hug,
02:50I was like, will you go out with me?
02:51And he was like, what?
02:52No, I don't know you.
02:54Like you're literally the weird girl that asks me for a hug every day.
02:57Why would I go out with you?
02:59I suppressed that memory far deep in my mind.
03:02Because I left school, my mom was waiting for me,
03:04and I literally started crying my eyes out.
03:06I'm like, why doesn't he want me?
03:08This is why I never dated in school.
03:10Every time I liked somebody, they didn't like me back.
03:12Never.
03:12I got rejected so many times.
03:14That's why I'm such a hater.
03:15When my crush said they wanted someone who was independent.
03:18So I posted this to my whole IG feed.
03:21I remember, I remember when I lost my mind.
03:24This is gonna be like stacks of money.
03:26I-N-D-E-P-E-N-D-E-N-T.
03:31You know what that means?
03:33Ha ha ha ha ha ha!
03:34No, kitty cat, meow meow.
03:37I do not know what that means.
03:39She's singing the song.
03:40The 2016 brows and the Nashville Instagram filter.
03:44Quite throwback.
03:45Nothing says independent quite like this.
03:47I could do my own laundry, make myself a sandwich,
03:50and I can spell I-E-D-E-P-E-N-D-E-N-T with my hair.
03:55Quite the skill to have.
03:56I don't know if I spelled it right.
03:57I-N-D-E-P-E-N-D-E-N-T.
04:00You know what that means.
04:02Thank you, Webby, for teaching us how to spell independent.
04:05And thank you, Gwen Stefani, for teaching us how to spell bananas.
04:09A-N-A-N-A-N-A-N.
04:12When my crush said he liked girls with nose piercing,
04:15so I glued an earring to my nose and posted this.
04:20Treating it for the last layer of skin is so hard.
04:25It's like pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, and I'm like.
04:27There is no way.
04:28The second he said he likes a girl with a nose piercing,
04:31pop that bad boy on, ow!
04:32Post a snap 30 seconds later, like...
04:34It's so hard having a nose piercing.
04:37Ow!
04:38That hurt.
04:39Y'all are down bad.
04:41When the guy I had a crush on said he liked Ariana Grande,
04:45so I posted this.
04:46Please don't tell me.
04:46It's the ponytail.
04:47Oh, oh wait, she ate that up.
04:52Oh my God, is that Ariana Grande?
04:54Was he like automatically in love after this very moment?
04:57Because that's probably the closest he's gonna get to Ariana Grande.
05:01Unless he has a poster of her in his room,
05:03and he touches it at night.
05:04But technically, that's closer.
05:06I don't know, I see a lot of people on TikTok,
05:07they try to look like Ariana Grande.
05:08Like I'll go through some TikToks,
05:10and I'll be like, wait, is that not her?
05:11And it's not, but it looks exactly like her.
05:15When my cousin said she liked E-Boys and Starbucks,
05:18so I posted this on my Snap story.
05:21Wait, did I say cousin?
05:22My crush.
05:23I don't know if I said cousin or I thought it.
05:26When my cousin...
05:28I was like, wait, why are you trying to impress your cousin?
05:30Okay, no, I'm just literally cannot read.
05:32So bored.
05:37This is horrible.
05:38But I'm not gonna lie, she probably fell in love.
05:40Like the soft boy filter, the Frappuccino.
05:43Oh man, it doesn't get more cringe than this.
05:48When the girl I like said she was into High School Musical,
05:51so I posted this.
05:54Zac Efron cosplay.
05:55Ooh, what is that?
05:56Oh, it's a basketball skin.
05:57Oh my goodness, actually Zac Efron cosplay.
06:02He can twirl the basketball too?
06:04Okay, that's kind of crazy.
06:06That is like so impressive.
06:08Is it not?
06:09Like if I watch this and I liked High School Musical,
06:11like I'd fall in love.
06:13I'd be like, wow, that's my dream man right there.
06:15I can't pull Zac Efron,
06:17but maybe I can pull Fitzy007.
06:20I remember when I liked the guy who had a thing for dancers,
06:23so I made a private story only for him and posted this.
06:27I'm scared.
06:28Oh, just improvising.
06:29Oh, oh girl, get it, get it.
06:32Yeah, okay.
06:35Oh, she did the thing where she just pulled me in.
06:37Wow.
06:38Okay, that's way better than anything I could have improvised.
06:41I'm quite rhythmically handicapped.
06:44This is about as much as I can like dance.
06:46So I watched this and I thought it was pretty impressive.
06:49I need to know.
06:50Is there a follow-up?
06:51Did he like what he saw?
06:52Because I thought it wasn't that bad.
06:54Imagine if she made an entire dance career out of trying to oppress this dude.
06:59That'd be pretty good.
07:01When my crush told me he was into girls who were healthy,
07:03so I posted this.
07:05Don't tell me she's gonna be eating a piece of spinach.
07:11Nothing but a healthy girl here.
07:13Mouthful of grapes.
07:14You know, there's at least seven in my mouth.
07:15You know, if you didn't count it, I'm gonna open back up.
07:18Let you count them.
07:19This is me being healthy.
07:20No, she ain't even eating it.
07:21Girl, take a bite.
07:23Start chewing.
07:23I would have been shoveling raw spinach into my mouth hole.
07:26When my crush said they like girls that do their makeup,
07:29so I posted this.
07:31Makeup by me.
07:34Eyeshadow, lipstick, and eyeliner from Primark.
07:36This has to be satire.
07:37There is no way.
07:38Watch this one James Charles video.
07:40Yeah, slay.
07:42I mean, she did the lips good.
07:43Yeah, maybe she just forgot to blend.
07:45Remembering the time she ghosted me,
07:47so I made my dad get out of his hospital bed in the ICU,
07:51and took a picture pretending to be in critical condition,
07:55so she'd reach out.
07:58Pray for Eli, guys.
08:00Maybe if I kick my sick father out of his hospital bed,
08:04like bro, go to the bathroom or something.
08:06They serving meatloaf in the cafeteria today.
08:08Like go, go take a walk.
08:09I gotta do something real quick.
08:10Poses in his bed.
08:13Yeah, not even hooked up to anything.
08:14Bro looks deceased.
08:16Now, if she don't text you back after this,
08:17then she never will.
08:19If she ghosts, you literally become a ghost.
08:21The time the boy I liked posted he wanted a girl who could cook,
08:25so I posted this.
08:26A ramen tutorial.
08:28Oh, not even on the stove.
08:29Yeah, I think she forgot to season it too.
08:31Y'all really doing too much.
08:33I took me a long time to learn this,
08:34but like you don't have to change anything about yourself,
08:37learn any new skills to get the person you like.
08:40When my crush said his favorite Vampire Diaries character was Catherine Pierce,
08:44so I posted this and got blocked.
08:47The fake vampire teeth.
08:51Oh no!
08:52Love her hashtag Catherine Pierce.
08:56Wait, I don't even know who that is.
08:58God, what's your name?
08:59Nina Dobrev.
09:00Wait, she kind of does look like her though.
09:03Does she not?
09:04You know, I wouldn't believe that these two are the same person.
09:10Who wants to get bitten today?
09:13Is that a threat?
09:14You know what? I think she wins.
09:16When my crush said she liked Magic Mike,
09:18so I watched some YouTube dance tutorials,
09:20and then posted this with confidence.
09:23Oh no, I'm scared.
09:26Oh wow, the cut.
09:29Oh, oh on the chair.
09:31Oh!
09:33Personally, I would want this moment in my life to be forgotten,
09:37but here we are bringing it back again.
09:39What's he doing to the ground?
09:40The floorboards were assaulted in the making of this video.
09:43The chair impregnated.
09:45The internet scarred.
09:46I remember when my crush said he liked girls who could cook,
09:49so I posted this.
09:51Instant mac and cheese.
09:52No.
09:53Cooking!
09:54Chef emoji.
09:56Hashtag, I love cooking.
09:58This cannot be real.
09:59Not even microwavable mac and cheese.
10:01Cutting up a banana.
10:03Oh, you see the finger placement?
10:04I know she looked up a chopping tutorial.
10:06This is how the professionals do it.
10:08I learned from Gordon Ramsay himself.
10:11You gotta start somewhere.
10:13I remember when he said he likes dancers,
10:15so I posted this in my main story.
10:17Oh, you're very brave.
10:18Oh, oh, oh, shake that shoulder.
10:20Shake it.
10:21Shake it until you dislocate it.
10:24You know, if none of your friends made fun of you for this,
10:26you don't have any real friends.
10:28When the girl I liked said she was into dominant women.
10:33Is this a costume?
10:34Or are you actually a cop?
10:35Oh, the handcuffs?
10:37I really hope this was a private story.
10:40Wait, that's not even a cop.
10:42You're not even a real cop.
10:43I can't tell.
10:43Is that a costume?
10:44Allied Universal.
10:45That's a security company.
10:46You're literally a security company.
10:48I don't even think you can arrest people.
10:49I know somebody who works for that company,
10:51and they just review the security camera footage.
10:53What you got handcuffs for?
10:54You've been a naughty computer monitor.
10:57Thinking about that time,
10:58I found out my crush was obsessed with K-pop,
11:01and started posting like this.
11:02Jungkook vibes or what?
11:04Y'all, K-pop is fire.
11:06I'm obsessed these days.
11:08Stop, like what?
11:11You know, the Jungkook vibes or what?
11:13Average answer for the heart position.
11:15But anyways, that's all for today.
11:17I hope you guys enjoyed this video.
11:18Comment below the weirdest thing that you've done to impress a crush.
11:21And make sure you turn on notifications.
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11:24I love you guys so much.
11:26Thanks for watching.
11:26Bye guys.