MURDER DRONES - Episode 5: Home #MurderDrones
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00:00Upgrading models? Cutting maintenance costs? There are many reasons a client may wish to
00:22disassemble a drone individual or series after a period of use. Following these two steps
00:30is key to avoid any risk. Incompletely disassembled drones may occasionally reboot from software
00:39death alone. More than undead federal financers, these corrupted A.I. carry an increase risk of future errors.
01:09I promise you, Captain, this plane is known for its friendly, intelligent temperament
01:35Soft golden coat. Golden retrievers are also... Us as lizards. Jay drew herself.
01:53are also known for having gentle mouths. That's why they're good with kids.
02:23Stab.
02:48Perhaps you'd like to attend the gala with me. Light sip.
03:11Climbing. Crisscross applesauce. Am I not wanted, Em? Dude, you know it's Tessa's folks.
03:33Don't give me those eyes. Giggle, I am so naughty. The flesh demands invitation.
03:42We'll ask Tessa, okay? If not, movie night. Sheepish nod.
04:01Suffolk. Suffolk. Suffolk. Suffolk. Western villa style? Were you programmed by beasts?
04:11There's humans coming. I've only ever yanked robots, Jay. Quick, pretend to be ripping royal stud.
04:22On you go.
04:29I'm right, Jay.
04:35Hi, Tessa.
04:45Oh, who'd you bring with you?
04:50Seems Jay forgot to let me out of my basement time out again.
04:56Here you are. Annoyed expression.
05:00You guys are locking her up?
05:04Tessa James Elliot, we will not entertain your dumpster pets.
05:10Yes, Mother. Sorry, Mother.
05:15Christ almighty, I set this one out of my sight. I still can't follow simple orders.
05:21No, no, please, I...
05:23Swamp, dump in your broken drones clogging our library tomorrow, too.
05:28Don't test me.
05:33They are not broken. We can no longer be thrown out.
05:42Did that little antie cry?
05:45I told her to say that and brought her here. I just...
05:49Hate orders?
05:52And your phantom?
05:58No!
06:03Stop!
06:11Stop!
06:17I'll get it, goobers!
06:27Uh, I mean...
06:33Ow! You little goober buddies!
06:37It's the Dark Ex-Wolf 17!
07:05Made the tag when I was eight. Shut up.
07:17Jay! Industrial machinery! Chuck us a hand!
07:20Sorry, boss. Corporate spoken.
07:23Sin! If that little butler dies for your sake, I swear...
07:27I have backups.
07:40You will not have to discard your pets, and I will not discard you.
07:48Just stay away from the gala, Feld. You seem squeamish.
08:06So these are memories, and future me is dead at a sleepover?
08:11Not a sleepover. You passed out because some internal program is trying to delete these memories.
08:17Because... because of you? Because you're doing that?
08:22I'm helping, you cute, weird, weird butler.
08:26We find out what happened to you here, restore the memory files, and save you from being digitally lobotomized.
08:32Library basement. Giddy up.
08:35Kay. You kinda seem like an evil ghost witch, though.
08:39I am a ghost witch! And I'm tall.
08:44Get out of my way!
08:49Important hacking going on!
08:51Okay, okay. You've just never had friends over before.
08:55Not a sleepover!
09:02Sorry. Where were we?
09:22Now. Now, please!
09:38They're that important?
09:45Hi! Who are you?
09:47We just... hang out.
09:49Shut up!
09:51It's the repression door!
10:21The key.
10:33Nobody has it.
10:51It wants pay time off to attend union negotiations!
11:00This is an unrelated player!
11:19How do you reckon we murder as a robo-child, Jade?
11:31How about this?
11:38Tessa!
11:57We need the basement key. This hurts from the future!
12:02I'd kill you.
12:05Sin's gonna massacre the gala!
12:07Our Sin? Nah, she's cool.
12:17Do your basement thing. We got the coma patient you creeped on.
12:21Not creepy! Sweet!
12:43Why are you talking like that?
13:13Jaskier! Grab!
13:16Dark Ex-Wolf 17!
13:30Oh, we're in!
13:34And Jay's useless. Surprise.
13:46Is V okay? Like, in the future?
13:50Unfortunately. Now let's see what that little yellow creep was up-
13:54Oh!
13:58So... that's a pretty... metal origin story.
14:05Not dealing with this crate to be immediately honest.
14:10Okay, it's gone.
14:12Alright, let's get out of here.
14:18Hey buddy, you invite doll to this-
14:32Ghost buddy? You okay?
14:36Better than ever, buddy.
14:42Let's reset these memories one more time.
14:55Welcome all! The Elliotts are known for many things. Class, tenacity, currently being alive-
15:01Well timed. Giggle.
15:11Everyone stand back! This is a citizen's murder.
15:16That dress!
15:18You hold that gun less cool this instant, missy!
15:22Tessa, remember, you didn't have to-
15:30You didn't have to see this.
16:00Son of a-
16:02Come on. Solver of the absolute fabric, get a grip.
16:09Tenta-
16:13Brain blast.
16:15O-V, could use some help in here.
16:24You wanting it tells me you shouldn't have it!
16:29This is the only clue to what's wrong with me!
16:42Just leave us alone!
16:57Despite me, maybe.
17:04Grab it. Just grab it. Grab it.
17:09Intimidating grab.
17:11Whoa, sin, for an eldritch, uh, monster thingy-
17:15The solver of the absolute fabric, the void, the exponential enemy.
17:24Peep this.
17:37Gotcha.
17:42Gold.
17:44Then retrievers have...
17:47Gentle mouths.
17:50Cute.
17:51False.
17:52Gross.
17:53True.
17:54Let's just delete your OSes then.
17:58Goodbye.
17:59Buddy.
18:00Execute.
18:01Run!
18:07What is happening?
18:12Sorry, my freaking dad's screaming-
18:15Gold!
18:17Whoops.
18:28Lucy?
18:30Don't freaking dox me.
18:35Thanks.
18:38You little narc! Get out of my head!
18:47Ha-ha-ha-ha!
19:09Just checking.
19:23Let's go!