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(Episode aired on June 20, 2003)
(Episode aired on June 20, 2003)
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15:43Good morning, mga iha.
15:45Siguro naman alam ninyo ang sitwasyon dito sa kumpanya.
15:49Maraming dumadag sa cases ng sexual harassment.
15:55Kung kaya nandito ako ngayon para bigyan kayo ng isang lecturer
15:59para malaman ninyo kung ano ang sexual harassment
16:05at kung anong dapat gawin kapag kayo ay hinaras sexually.
16:09Ako nga pala ninyong lecturer na si Manny Aqis.
16:13Manny Aqis.
16:15You can call me Mr. Aqis for short.
16:18Kayon, sino dito ang alam kung ano ang sexual harassment?
16:25Sir?
16:26Yes, baby.
16:27Diba ito po ay isang pananamantala na isang tao sa kanyang ka-opposite sex
16:33at lalong na kung siya ay mayroong mataas na posisyon.
16:40That's great.
16:42Beautiful.
16:43That's great.
16:44It's great.
16:45At dapat niyong tandaan.
16:47Tandaan?
16:48Tandaan.
16:50Hinakaban kasi ako first day kong mag-lecture.
16:53Na kapag kayo ay hinaras sexually, kailangan huwag kayong matakot.
17:00I-report niyo kaga dito.
17:03Kailangan.
17:05Ay!
17:09Bulog yung ball pen ko.
17:12Maraming paraan ng paghaharas, sexually.
17:16Una yung pambuboso.
17:19Meron naman yung medyo, alam mo na, pahipo-hipo.
17:28Meron naman yung medyo pasimple, yung alam mo na, maghahawak sa kamay.
17:36At meron naman yung medyo garapal.
17:39Habang wala ng pakundangan, yung bigla nalang humahalik.
17:47Ay!
17:50So yan, yan.
17:51Yan mga girls ang sexual.
17:53Sili.
17:54Parang sinisili po na yan sa dibdib ko.
17:56Harassment na yan.
17:58Hindi, hindi.
17:59Expert ako.
18:00Oo nga, sexual harassment na yan, no?
18:03Hindi, expert na ako sa sexual harassment eh.
18:06Nag-de-demo lamang ako.
18:08Sorry, hindi pag-de-demo yung ginagawa mo.
18:10Binabastos mo na kami.
18:11Oo nga.
18:12Hindi, hindi.
18:13Profesyonal ako.
18:14Gusto ko lang malaman niyo kung anong sexual harassment.
18:16Ngayon naman, ituturo ko sa inyo kung anong niyong dapat gawin kapag kayo hinaras, sexually.
18:22Hindi mo na kailangan ituro kasi alam na namin ang gagawin namin.
18:24Di ba, girl?
18:25Hindi.
18:26Hindi paalam.
18:27Kailangan namin.
18:28Kailangan namin.
18:29Kailangan namin.
18:30Kailangan namin.
18:31Kailangan namin.
18:32Kailangan namin.
18:33Kailangan namin.
18:34Kailangan namin.
18:35Kailangan namin.
18:36Kailangan namin.
18:37Kailangan namin.
18:38Kailangan namin.
18:39Kailangan namin.
18:40Kailangan namin.
18:41Kailangan namin.
18:42Kailangan namin.
18:43Kailangan namin.
18:44Kailangan namin.
18:45Kailangan namin.
18:46Kailangan namin.
18:47Kailangan namin.
18:48Kailangan namin.
18:49Kailangan namin.
18:50Kailangan namin.
18:51Kailangan namin.
18:52Kailangan namin.
18:53Kailangan namin.
18:54Kailangan namin.
18:55Kailangan namin.
18:56Kailangan namin.
18:57Kailangan namin.
18:58Kailangan namin.
18:59Kailangan namin.
19:00Kailangan namin.
19:01Kailangan namin.
19:02Kailangan namin.
19:03Kailangan namin.
19:04Kailangan namin.
19:05Kailangan namin.
19:06Kailangan namin.
19:07Kailangan namin.
19:08Kailangan namin.
19:09Kailangan namin.
19:10Kailangan namin.
19:11Kailangan namin.
19:12Kailangan namin.
19:13Kailangan namin.
19:14Kailangan namin.
19:15Kailangan namin.
19:16Kailangan namin.
19:17Kailangan namin.
19:18Kailangan namin.
19:19Kailangan namin.
19:20Kailangan namin.
19:21Kailangan namin.
19:22Kailangan namin.
19:23Kailangan namin.
19:24Kailangan namin.
19:25Kailangan namin.
19:26Kailangan namin.
19:27Kailangan namin.
19:28Kailangan namin.
19:29Kailangan namin.
19:30Kailangan namin.
19:32Kapag may matinding pananakit ng ngipin,
19:35agad pukpukin ang martilyong inyong hinlalaki.
19:38Sigurado mong makakalimutan ang iyong tuti.
19:42A public service from Bubble Guy.
19:55Remember M, remember E, put them together, remember when.
20:01Ito po nililigod na si Ate Evelyn Magpayo, Ate Ebs for short.
20:05At ngayong gabi, isa na naman pong liham.
20:07Ang ating tutunghayan mula sa lalaking nagnangalang Rod.
20:13Ito po ang sinasabi ng kanyang liham.
20:15Dear Ate Ebs, ako po si Rod.
20:18Hi Rod.
20:19Nagtatrabaho po ako bilang security guard.
20:22Dahil po sa kabil-kabilang bomb threat,
20:25ay humigpit po ang siguridad sa mga entrance ng mall na aking pinapasukan.
20:30Hindi ko po akalain, yun po ang simula ng lahat, lahat, lahat.
20:46Sige po sir.
20:50Sir, sige po.
20:51Sige po na kayo ha.
20:52Pagpo ba po.
20:58Kaya? Sige po sir.
21:00Sige po.
21:02Let's go.
21:03Kung wala niyo mong pagtataguan.
21:06Ay.
21:07Babe, nakapagod yung trabaho natin.
21:10Wala na tayong ginawa.
21:11Kundi kapa ng kapa.
21:13Sinabi mo pa, nakasawa na nga eh.
21:15Kung saan na tayo kumakapkap.
21:17Kapkap sa bewang, kapkap sa pinte.
21:21Nakasawa kung saan saan na lang.
21:23Kaya nga eh, huwag ka mag-alala.
21:24Siguro pag-pag-papalit,
21:25ang pangalit na tayo,
21:26mayroon na tayo,
21:27mayroon na tayo,
21:28mayroon na tayo,
21:29mayroon na tayo,
21:30mayroon na tayo,
21:31mayroon na tayo,
21:32mayroon na tayo,
21:33mayroon na tayo,
21:34mayroon na tayo,
21:35mayroon na tayo,
21:36mayroon na tayo,
21:37mayroon na tayo,
21:38mayroon na tayo,
21:42E,
21:44matatapas,
21:45mapagakihano tayo.
21:46Alam mo,
21:47alam mo,
21:48malaking napahinga t'wang lakabayan ko.
21:52Yanito ko
21:53ang aking trabaho
21:54araw-araw
21:55Wala po akonibang ginawa
21:56kundi kapkapan
21:57ang mga tao
21:58kumapasok sa mall.
21:59Minsan nga,
22:00kahit sa panaginip,
22:01nga nga pa pa rin
22:02ako.
22:03I noticed that there was something different about my personality.
22:33I just don't know what it is.
22:35Yeah, I'm still the same.
22:37Nothing has changed about me.
22:39I'm still the same.
22:49Uh, Guide?
22:51Just a moment, okay?
22:53Why are you a little...
22:55...messy?
22:57No, I'm not.
22:59I'm not?
23:01Why are you a little...
23:03...messy?
23:05No, sir.
23:07I'm just doing my job.
23:09Maybe you're hiding something.
23:11Just a moment, okay?
23:13You can see that my pants are fitting.
23:15And my sandals are also fitting.
23:17Are you gay?
23:19Sir, I'm not gay.
23:21What do you mean, sir?
23:23I'm just messing around.
23:25I'm just messing around.
23:27He's the guard.
23:29Wait a minute.
23:31Why don't you let him in?
23:33You can see that my pants are fitting.
23:35And my sandals are fitting.
23:37Maybe you're hiding something.
23:39Sir, I'm just messing around.
23:41No, I'm not.
23:43I'm just messing around.
23:45I'm just messing around.
23:47What's happening to me?
23:49I can't control myself.
23:51What's the problem?
23:53And that's exactly what happened.
23:55And that's exactly what happened.
23:57I'm addicted to sandals.
23:59I can't stop touching my sandals.
24:01I can't stop touching my sandals.
24:03My boss is kind
24:05because of his mercy.
24:07He sent me to a psychiatrist
24:09to examine me.
24:11But every time I ask a question,
24:13I touch my sandals.
24:15But every time I ask a question,
24:17I touch my sandals.
24:19But every time I ask a question,
24:21I touch my sandals.
24:23But every time I ask a question,
24:25I touch my sandals.
24:27But every time I ask a question,
24:29I touch my sandals.
24:31But every time I ask a question,
24:33I touch my sandals.
24:35But every time I ask a question,
24:37I touch my sandals.
24:39But every time I ask a question,
24:41I touch my sandals.
24:43But every time I ask a question,
24:45I touch my sandals.
24:47But every time I ask a question,
24:49I touch my sandals.
24:51But every time I ask a question,
24:53I touch my sandals.
24:55But every time I ask a question,
24:57I touch my sandals.
24:59But every time I ask a question,
25:01I touch my sandals.
25:03But every time I ask a question,
25:05I touch my sandals.
25:07But every time I ask a question,
25:09I touch my sandals.
25:11But every time I ask a question,
25:13I touch my sandals.
25:15But every time I ask a question,
25:17I touch my sandals.
25:19But every time I ask a question,
25:21I touch my sandals.
25:23But every time I ask a question,
25:25I touch my sandals.
25:27But every time I ask a question,
25:29I touch my sandals.
25:31But every time I ask a question,
25:33I touch my sandals.
25:35But every time I ask a question,
25:37I touch my sandals.
25:39But every time I ask a question,
25:41I touch my sandals.
25:43But every time I ask a question,
25:45I touch my sandals.
25:47But every time I ask a question,
25:49I touch my sandals.
25:51But every time I ask a question,
25:53I touch my sandals.
25:55But every time I ask a question,
25:57I touch my sandals.
25:59But every time I ask a question,
26:01I touch my sandals.
26:03But every time I ask a question,
26:05I touch my sandals.
26:07But every time I ask a question,
26:09I touch my sandals.
26:11But every time I ask a question,
26:13I touch my sandals.
26:15But every time I ask a question,
26:17I touch my sandals.
26:19But every time I ask a question,
26:21I touch my sandals.
26:23But every time I ask a question,
26:25I touch my sandals.
26:27But every time I ask a question,
26:29I touch my sandals.
26:31But every time I ask a question,
26:33I touch my sandals.
26:35But every time I ask a question,
26:37I touch my sandals.
26:39But every time I ask a question,
26:41I touch my sandals.
26:43But every time I ask a question,
26:45I touch my sandals.
27:15But every time I ask a question,
27:17I touch my sandals.
27:19But every time I ask a question,
27:21I touch my sandals.
27:23But every time I ask a question,
27:25I touch my sandals.
27:27But every time I ask a question,
27:29I touch my sandals.
27:31But every time I ask a question,
27:33I touch my sandals.
27:35But every time I ask a question,
27:37I touch my sandals.
27:39But every time I ask a question,
27:41I touch my sandals.
27:43Bubble Guy
28:13But every time I ask a question,
28:15I touch my sandals.
28:17But every time I ask a question,
28:19I touch my sandals.
28:21But every time I ask a question,
28:23I touch my sandals.
28:25But every time I ask a question,
28:27I touch my sandals.
28:29But every time I ask a question,
28:31I touch my sandals.
28:33But every time I ask a question,
28:35I touch my sandals.
28:37But every time I ask a question,
28:39I touch my sandals.
28:41But every time I ask a question,
28:43I touch my sandals.
28:45But every time I ask a question,
28:47I touch my sandals.
28:49But every time I ask a question,
28:51I touch my sandals.
28:53But every time I ask a question,
28:55I touch my sandals.
28:57But every time I ask a question,
28:59I touch my sandals.
29:01But every time I ask a question,
29:03I touch my sandals.
29:05But every time I ask a question,
29:07I touch my sandals.
29:09I want to join you, Mama.
29:11You want to join us?
29:13Why not?
29:15You're so beautiful!
29:17You're a beautiful girl!
29:19I'm so happy!
29:21I'm firm and firm!
29:23Ouch!
29:25Are you bleeding?
29:27No, I'm not.
29:29I'm just peeling.
29:31You're peeling?
29:33Yes, I'm peeling.
29:35Can I join you?
29:37We can take him.
29:39We need reinforcements.
29:41What do you think?
29:43He might say that he's insecure.
29:45Actually, he's not.
29:47Okay, join us.
29:51What?
29:53What?
29:57He's gay again.
30:01Do the paperwork.
30:03Okay.
30:05I can do that.
30:27I can do that.
30:31Okay.
30:35I can do that.
30:39There!
30:41We got a hideout and he's not with us anymore.
30:45So, kill him now.
30:49Wait a minute.
30:51He's a good guy.
30:53Can we be his dad?
30:55Can we be your dad?
30:57I don't think so.
30:59He's so beautiful.
31:01He looks like a social worker.
31:03Yes, he's just a new member of EX.
31:05Did he get kicked out?
31:07No, he's not my type.
31:09He's a bad guy.
31:11You know what?
31:13Let's just break up.
31:15Let's just break up.
31:17Let's break up.
31:19Let's break up.
31:23Why not?
31:25What?
31:31He's a good guy.
31:33He's a good guy.
31:35He's a good guy.
31:37He's a good guy.
31:41You're a good guy.
31:43You're a good guy.
31:45You're not a member of EX.
31:47You're out.
31:49You're out.
31:51You're not a member of EX.
31:53You're not a member of EX.
31:55You're a bad girl.
31:57It's good that you're not a member of EX.
32:01We'll kill all of them so that they won't join us.
32:03You're not a member of EX.
32:05Let's kill all of them.
32:11You're a good guy.
32:13You're a good guy.
32:17You're a good guy.
32:41Maybe,
32:43you know that
32:45I have a lot of patience.
32:47Right?
32:51That's why I'm like this.
32:53Because I'm mad at people
32:55who don't admit their mistakes
32:57when I ask them.
32:59Do you understand?
33:01Here's the thing.
33:03When I ask you,
33:05make sure you answer properly.
33:07The truth.
33:09Who stole from my house?
33:11Who?
33:13Who?
33:15Who?
33:17The one you killed.
33:29It's my turn.
33:31You know what?
33:33So that you won't get hurt,
33:35admit that you killed
33:37the victim.
33:39Are you sure
33:41that he really died?
33:43Are you sure that he really died?
33:45I'm sure.
33:47I ordered him to kill the victim.
33:57You know what?
33:59I tortured him.
34:01I don't know if he'll admit it.
34:05What did you do to him?
34:07I cut his tongue.
34:19Admit it.
34:21You killed him.
34:23Someone saw you.
34:25It's not me.
34:27Maybe, I look like him.
34:29What? That's impossible.
34:31It's impossible that you look like him.
34:33Admit it.
34:35Admit it.
34:37Huh?
34:39It's really you.
34:41Hey, come here.
34:43Hey, is it you?
34:45So that you won't get hurt,
34:47admit it.
34:49Make sure
34:51everything you say is true.
34:53Admit it.
34:55Huh?
34:57Admit it.
34:59Tell me the truth.
35:01It's you.
35:03It's you two.
35:05Since I saw you.
35:07Since then,
35:09I fell in love with you.
35:21If you're not the one who killed him,
35:23where did the crime happen?
35:27In my brother's house.
35:31Is your brother ready to investigate?
35:35Hey, I'm asking you.
35:37Answer me.
35:47Mare,
35:49look at our new investigator.
35:51I think it's him.
35:53Who said that?
35:55Look at me.
35:57I can ask the suspect.
35:59Tell me the truth.
36:01You have a relationship with the victim, right?
36:03Right?
36:05That's not true.
36:07It's okay.
36:09What are you looking at?
36:11Hey,
36:13don't deny it.
36:15Don't tell a lie.
36:17Admit it.
36:19Admit it.
36:21Admit it.
36:29Admit it.
36:59A public service from Bubble Gang.
37:33Good evening, everyone.
37:35Welcome to your truly
37:37Junilee.
37:39I'm your servant, Junilee.
37:43Tonight,
37:45we have
37:47a member
37:49of the government
37:51with us.
37:53He's one of the three tenors.
37:55He's the
37:57secretary of
37:59DILG.
38:01Let's welcome
38:03Secretary Joey Lina.
38:09Good evening,
38:11Professor.
38:13I look like a professor,
38:15but actually,
38:17you're related, right?
38:21We're related.
38:23I'm Joey Lee.
38:25We're done.
38:27I'm the new
38:29Junilee.
38:31And we're both
38:33initials.
38:35J-L-L.
38:37And now,
38:39you're a member
38:41of the three tenors, right?
38:43That's what I said.
38:45Three terrors.
38:47But we'll get along.
38:49I just thought
38:51that all
38:53JLs from
38:55Music,
38:57Joey Lina,
38:59John Lennon,
39:01J-Lo,
39:07Juan
39:09Leonardo.
39:11He's my neighbor.
39:17Do you remember
39:19your campaign
39:21jingle
39:23when you were campaigning?
39:25The song
39:27Batidanser.
39:31Joey Lina.
39:33Do you still remember that,
39:35Professor?
39:37Maybe you're still in court.
39:39That was back in 1987.
39:41I like to listen
39:43and observe.
39:45I thought
39:47that you'll use
39:49Angelina.
39:51Yes.
39:53Joey Lina.
39:55Angelina, Joey Lina.
39:57I have a daughter, Jolina.
40:03And now, you're a member
40:05of the three tenors.
40:07Maybe it's good
40:09if you give
40:11a sample.
40:13My favorite
40:15is the song
40:17Give me a sample
40:19of Angelina.
40:21Angelina.
40:27Don't continue.
40:29You might get me fired.
40:31It's scary.
40:33I remember
40:35when you were on
40:37EDSA 2.
40:39You were
40:41a bit pale.
40:43Were you
40:45from Bidyoke?
40:53We were there
40:55from start to finish.
40:57You really finished it.
40:59I started and finished.
41:01I was the one
41:03who gave the instructions.
41:05So you weren't made
41:07a member of the three tenors
41:09because you like Bidyoke?
41:11This is just a presentation.
41:13Presidente Gloria.
41:15When we have a birthday celebration
41:17of IMAWA,
41:19a cabinet member,
41:21we like to approach
41:23the pianist.
41:25We roll the pianist.
41:27Can you play
41:29and I'll sing?
41:31You're musically inclined.
41:33That's true.
41:35We like music.
41:37Sometimes, music doesn't like us.
41:39This is the last question.
41:41Just one?
41:43Yes.
41:45I don't want it to be long.
41:47I don't want it to be long.
41:51You're in charge
41:53of drug testing.
41:55Yes.
41:57I'm campaigning
41:59for parents,
42:01media,
42:03government,
42:05private sector,
42:07to help reduce
42:09or completely
42:11discourage
42:13users of
42:15illegal drugs.
42:17It's a big problem for us.
42:19I just want to ask,
42:21what are the bad effects of drugs?
42:23You know,
42:25illegal drugs
42:27are
42:29the first
42:31to have an effect
42:33on the brain.
42:35There are many crimes.
42:3770%
42:39of the crimes,
42:41of the crime volume
42:43are drug-related.
42:45People
42:47become ugly
42:49when they use
42:51illegal drugs.
42:53Their eyes
42:55become watery
42:57and their hair
42:59explodes.
43:01They do
43:03not look good.
43:05Their voices
43:07become hoarse.
43:09It's a good thing
43:11that my memory
43:13is not affected.
43:15Senator...
43:19I'm Secretary Lina.
43:21Secretary Lina.
43:23Maybe I'll bring you
43:25after this.
43:27I'll give you a drug test.
43:29There's no time.
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47:45Because you're all macho.
47:47And you're not only macho here, you're also heroes.
47:49Because, as you can see,
47:51a woman is saved when she drowns.
47:54No, I don't know how to swim.
47:56How can you save a woman when she drowns?
47:58You can request that a woman drowns in a shallow place.
48:02Or you can revise.
48:06For example, you're the only one who will drown.
48:08And then, someone else will save me?
48:10Yes, someone else will save you.
48:12A woman will save me?
48:13Yes.
48:14We're both machos.
48:15We're both machos?
48:16We're both machos.
48:17We're both heroes.
48:18We're all heroes.
48:19The macho package is beautiful.
48:20Here's the macho package.
48:22Okay, the macho package.
48:23It's different.
48:25For example, when you're watching TV.
48:27Yes.
48:28You've seen it.
48:29Yes, the love stories.
48:31There.
48:32You've seen it.
48:33A man is chasing a woman.
48:35Yes, in the movies.
48:37Yes, that's right.
48:39In the macho package,
48:41it's the other way around.
48:42What else?
48:43You're the one who's being chased by a woman.
48:45Me?
48:46You?
48:47Me?
48:48After you reach her?
48:49Yes.
48:50Do you know what will happen?
48:51What?
48:52You'll get married?
48:53Yes.
48:54Why are you so confused?
48:55Why are you so confused?
48:56Really?
48:57After you reach her,
48:58a woman will come to you.
48:59A woman will come to me?
49:00Yes.
49:01That's what will happen.
49:02That's the macho package.
49:03That's impossible.
49:04Look at my face.
49:05I can't be handsome.
49:06And those people are actors.
49:08They're actors.
49:09That's why I can't get married.
49:12I don't know what to do.
49:14We'll figure it out.
49:15Is there a way?
49:16Yes.
49:17Even if I look like this?
49:18Yes.
49:19How?
49:20We'll mix you with those ugly men.
49:22You're the only one who's handsome.
49:24It's nice to be handsome with ugly men.
49:26Isn't it?
49:27You're the only one who's handsome.
49:28Yes.
49:29That's why.
49:30Look at me.
49:31I'm a super macho package.
49:32Look at my body.
49:34Mr. Mendoza,
49:35you're too much.
49:36You're not handsome.
49:37There's no solution.
49:38You can't make me look macho.
49:40We'll mix you with beautiful women
49:43who are ugly.
49:46So that you'll match.
49:47Match?
49:48Yes, match.
49:49Your macho package is really nice.
49:51Okay, okay.
49:52I think I'll sign up.
49:54You'll sign up?
49:55How much is this macho package?
49:57I'll take this one.
49:58What's the combination?
49:59It's two.
50:00Okay, I'll order it.
50:01Well, it's 12,000.
50:0312,000 for one week?
50:05It's expensive.
50:06Why didn't you tell me it's 12,000?
50:08I don't want it.
50:09I only have 3,000 here.
50:11Ah, 3,000.
50:12Well, sir,
50:13we have the super economy,
50:15super service pack.
50:17Super economy?
50:18How much is this?
50:19Maybe it's 10,000.
50:212,500.
50:222,500?
50:23My 3,000 has a discount.
50:24For one week.
50:25You didn't tell me earlier.
50:26I should have told you that you only have 2,500.
50:29I'll take it.
50:30You'll take it?
50:31Yes, I'll take it.
50:32Where should I sign up?
50:33Where should I sign up?
50:34That's two packages.
50:35That's two packages?
50:36Macho package one and two, economy.
50:37Okay, let's go.
50:38Just remember,
50:39I'll remind you of the package.
50:40This is what's going to happen.
50:41There will be two ladies looking at you.
50:43Okay.
50:44And then,
50:45you'll bend down.
50:46That's it.
50:47You'll put on lotion.
50:48You'll put on lotion.
50:49And then,
50:50you'll bend down.
50:51Yes.
50:52And then,
50:53I'll give you a mouth to mouth.
50:54Mouth to mouth?
50:55That's important.
50:56And then,
50:57you'll kiss each other.
50:58That's it.
50:59You'll go around in circles.
51:00That's it.
51:01And then,
51:02I'll give you a love for one week.
51:03That's one week.
51:04One week.
51:05That's guaranteed.
51:06Okay.
51:07So,
51:08I'll order this.
51:09Okay.
51:10Diana,
51:12Mina,
51:13we have a super economy package
51:17for cottage.
51:18Come here, Mr. Mendoza.
51:19Come here.
51:20Let's come here.
51:21Let's come here.
51:22Let's go.
51:23Bye.
51:25Wait a minute.
51:26Wait a minute.
51:27What are you going to do?
51:28Those two ladies will look at you.
51:30Look at me?
51:31And then,
51:32you'll put on lotion.
51:33And then,
51:34you'll bend down.
51:35And then,
51:36you'll kiss each other.
51:37And then,
51:38you'll bounce on each other.
51:39And then,
51:40you'll kiss each other.
51:41And then,
51:42you'll go around in circles.
51:43And then,
51:44you'll fall in love.
51:45For one week?
51:46Yes.
51:47That's for one week.
51:48For one week.
51:49Let me order this for you.
51:50You should start
51:51your
51:52cock-tuck.
51:53Let's start.
51:54Why the face?
51:55Let's start.
51:56Why the face?
51:57Let's start.
51:58Let's start.
51:59Enjoy, Mr. Mendoza.
52:00For now,
52:01Let's enjoy.
52:02For now,
52:03This is the fight of the century!
52:30Admit it!
52:31Admit it!
52:33Admit it!
52:36You're not going to admit it?
52:37No, I'm not!
52:40Okay, fine. I'll admit it.
52:43What will you admit?
52:45I was the one who farted earlier.
52:54Admit it.
52:56It's not my fault.
52:57What do you mean? You were farting when you were with him.
53:00With whom?
53:01Who are you talking about?
53:03Him!
53:05Yes, he was with you.
53:12Admit it!
53:15I told you to admit it!
53:17I won't admit it!
53:18Whatever you do, you won't admit it!
53:21Wait for me.
53:23I won't torture you.
53:24I won't torture you because I'm tired.
53:26I'm not afraid of your torture.
53:29Whatever torture you do, you won't admit it.
53:35Admit it!
53:37Admit it!
53:38I'm going to die!
53:40Okay!
53:51What?
53:53You believe me?
53:56I'm not the one who died.
53:58It's my wife's fault.
54:02She's the one who killed me.
54:06Why would your wife kill her husband?
54:08Huh?
54:09Do you know why?
54:10Why?
54:11Do you know why?
54:12Why?
54:13Because my wife found out.
54:15Do you know what she found out?
54:16What?
54:18That we were in a relationship.
54:21I love him.
54:23I love him.
54:26I love him.
54:34What's that?
54:35I don't know.
54:37I don't know what's going on.
54:38I don't know what's going on.
54:40We saw you driving a car.
54:44I'm the driver.
54:45You saw a car.
54:47I don't know what's going on.
54:49I don't know what's going on.
54:51If there's a severe toothache,
54:53you should immediately get a martini.
55:15You need papers and an ID.
55:17Oh, and a knife.
55:19I don't have one because I already have an ID.
55:23And I apologize again.
55:25Your grandfather,
55:27Pepeng Pula.
55:34This calls for a super pre-paid.
55:37Hey, Mom.
55:38Chip.
55:39What's going on?
55:40Chip, what's going on?
55:41Mrs. Lee.
55:42Yes.
55:43Super pre-paid.
55:44Yes.
55:45It's a good thing you came early.
55:46We were chasing Emong.
55:47But she didn't want to come.
55:48That's why she didn't get a hostage.
55:50But we're near her house.
55:51She said she'll shoot us.
55:52No problem, Chip.
55:53I'll take care of it.
55:54Thank you, SST.
55:56Emong, take care of the hostage.
55:58I won't let this go until you let me escape.
56:01I won't let this go, Emong.