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(Episode aired on September 12, 2003)
(Episode aired on September 12, 2003)
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00:00I'm sorry, the number you have dialed is currently unavailable.
00:09You know what?
00:10Jotyrick is really a big loss in our station.
00:14Because he really loves his job.
00:16And he's really devoted when he's working, right?
00:19Yes, yes.
00:20Let's hurry up because I still have a meeting at 10.30.
00:23What happened?
00:24I saw that Jotyrick reported something bad earlier.
00:28Did you record his live report?
00:30It's still mine.
00:34Well, I'm here at the rooftop of the 38th floor building.
00:38And we've been looking for a long time.
00:40And for now, the traffic is okay.
00:44Except for the parts of Kamuningay.
00:47But I can't see the reason why.
00:50And now, I'm here at the 29th floor building.
00:53And I can see the traffic from here.
00:55And there's a lot of people here.
00:57They're standing in the middle of the road.
00:59But I don't know what they're looking at.
01:02We'll find out what they're looking at.
01:07Let's hurry up because I have a meeting at 10.30.
01:10And Jotyrick is really a big loss in our station.
01:15It hurts my ears.
01:16Let's hurry up.
01:17What's wrong?
01:19He's reporting to Jotyrick.
01:20What's the problem?
01:21I haven't said anything yet.
01:23I haven't said anything yet.
01:26What's wrong with Jotyrick?
01:27He's not reporting.
01:29That's what I want to tell you.
01:34Jotyrick already said goodbye.
01:36What do you mean?
01:39He reported to DWXYZ.
01:43And now, he's gone.
01:46What?
01:49Jotyrick is gone?
01:50Why did he leave?
01:51What's the problem?
01:53Sir, just relax.
01:54I don't understand.
01:55Why did he leave?
01:56What did he report?
02:00All your questions will be answered by Jotyrick.
02:04Call Jotyrick.
02:05No, wait.
02:06Sir, relax.
02:08What you're going to watch now will answer all your questions.
02:13Okay.
02:14Okay.
02:15Okay.
02:46I'm here at the 29th floor of the 30th floor building.
02:52From here, I can see the traffic.
02:56There are a lot of people standing on the side of the road.
03:00I don't know what they're watching.
03:05We'll find out what they're watching.
03:09Let's go down to the 30th floor building.
03:12Hello, everyone.
03:14I'm Jotyrick.
03:43Hello, everyone.
03:44I'm Jotyrick.
03:45Hello, everyone.
03:46I'm Jotyrick.
03:47Hello, everyone.
03:48I'm Jotyrick.
03:49Hello, everyone.
03:50I'm Jotyrick.
03:51Hello, everyone.
03:52I'm Jotyrick.
03:53Hello, everyone.
03:54I'm Jotyrick.
03:55Hello, everyone.
03:56I'm Jotyrick.
03:57Hello, everyone.
03:58I'm Jotyrick.
03:59Hello, everyone.
04:00I'm Jotyrick.
04:01Hello, everyone.
04:02I'm Jotyrick.
04:03Hello, everyone.
04:04I'm Jotyrick.
04:05Hello, everyone.
04:06I'm Jotyrick.
04:07Hello, everyone.
04:08I'm Jotyrick.
04:09Hello, everyone.
04:10I'm Jotyrick.
04:11Hello, everyone.
04:12I'm Jotyrick.
04:13Hello, everyone.
04:14I'm Jotyrick.
04:15Hello, everyone.
04:16I'm Jotyrick.
04:17Hello, everyone.
04:18I'm Jotyrick.
04:19Hello, everyone.
04:20I'm Jotyrick.
04:21Hello, everyone.
04:22I'm Jotyrick.
04:23Hello, everyone.
04:24I'm Jotyrick.
04:25Hello, everyone.
04:26I'm Jotyrick.
04:27Hello, everyone.
04:28I'm Jotyrick.
04:29Hello, everyone.
04:30I'm Jotyrick.
04:31Hello, everyone.
04:32I'm Jotyrick.
04:33Hello, everyone.
04:34I'm Jotyrick.
04:35Hello, everyone.
04:36I'm Jotyrick.
04:37Hello, everyone.
04:38I'm Jotyrick.
04:39Hello, everyone.
04:41Did you know that one in every ten people who are killed by mouth-to-mouth resuscitation
04:47die because of bad breath?
04:51I'm Jotyrick.
04:52Hello, everyone.
04:53I'm Jotyrick.
04:54Hello, everyone.
04:55I'm Jotyrick.
04:56Hello, everyone.
04:57I'm Jotyrick.
04:58Hello, everyone.
04:59I'm Jotyrick.
05:00Hello, everyone.
05:01I'm Jotyrick.
05:02Hello, everyone.
05:03I'm Jotyrick.
05:04Hello, everyone.
05:05I'm Jotyrick.
05:06Hello, everyone.
05:07I'm Jotyrick.
05:08Hello, everyone.
05:09I'm Jotyrick.
05:10Hello, everyone.
05:11I'm Jotyrick.
05:12Hello, everyone.
05:13I'm Jotyrick.
05:14Hello, everyone.
05:15I'm Jotyrick.
05:16Hello, everyone.
05:17I'm Jotyrick.
05:18Hello, everyone.
05:19I didn't go out first because I was waiting for you to come.
05:34My love.
05:35My love.
05:36My love.
05:37Wait a minute.
05:38What happened to you?
05:39Why?
05:40Why do you have only one arm?
05:42Because one of my arms is tied to the Audi, to the machinery there.
05:48But don't worry.
05:49We were given 500,000 pesos.
05:53Really?
05:54My love, don't cry.
05:56You still have one arm.
06:00That's right.
06:01Why don't you just shoot one of your arms so we'll be exactly one million?
06:15Son, your father is here.
06:17Daddy!
06:22Son, your father is here.
06:26Son, your father is here.
06:28Wait a minute.
06:29Wait a minute.
06:30Wait a minute.
06:34Son.
06:42Dad.
06:45Dad.
06:48How is it?
06:51How is it?
06:52Go ahead.
06:53Go ahead.
06:54Okay, okay.
06:55I'll tell him.
06:57Dad.
06:58It's Ate.
06:59She has a problem.
07:00What's the problem?
07:01She wants to leave Hong Kong.
07:02She doesn't want you to get mad because she's delayed.
07:05Why would I get mad?
07:07It's really happening.
07:08The flight is being delayed.
07:10It's not about the flight.
07:12It's her period.
07:14It's been delayed for two months.
07:18Ah!
07:20Thief!
07:30Hey!
07:31Hello!
07:32How are you?
07:33I'm good.
07:34How are you?
07:35Why did it take you so long to get out?
07:36The plane was here a while ago.
07:38Oh, no.
07:39What happened inside?
07:40They told me that I have excess baggage.
07:43That's natural.
07:44You're carrying a lot of stuff.
07:46That's really excess baggage.
07:52Come here.
07:53There.
07:54In the house.
08:00Excuse me.
08:02You forgot to write your placard.
08:06It's okay.
08:07No one's bothering me.
08:09Huh?
08:10Why did you bring a placard?
08:11I'm renting this for those who forgot to bring a placard.
08:14Oh, placard!
08:15Placard!
08:16Rent!
08:17Let's go.
08:19Let's go.
08:24See you.
08:25Bye-bye.
08:30I'm excited for Mr. Ko's arrival.
08:33Really?
08:34Where is he from?
08:35He's from Africa.
08:36He's homesick because he's with so many Africans.
08:39That's why he went home.
08:40Maybe when your husband arrives,
08:42you'll be together.
08:44Maybe he'll still be homesick.
08:57Excuse me.
08:58Are you my husband?
09:00Is your name written here?
09:02Yes, that's me.
09:03Oh, is that so?
09:04You're such a good wife!
09:06You stole my husband!
09:26Good evening, everyone.
09:28I'm your servant, Mr. Ko.
09:32I'm your servant, Madam Rocha, for Horror Scoop.
09:37Today is the anniversary of the shocking events in the United States
09:42this month of September.
09:45And because we're so close to the U.S.,
09:47we're also close to their fate.
09:50That's why we're going to study Nostradamus' predictions
09:54so that the Filipinos who are eager to go to the U.S.
09:58will know what happened to them.
10:01In the year of the new century and nine months,
10:05from the sky will come a great king of terror.
10:08The sky will burn at 45 degrees.
10:11Fire approaches the great city.
10:14Hmm.
10:15Because it's September now,
10:16and there was a suicide attack in the U.S. two years ago,
10:20safety is their top concern there.
10:23That's why it's hard for the zodiac signs
10:25that start with the letter S,
10:28like Scorpio and Sagittarius,
10:32to enter the U.S.
10:34because you will automatically be considered
10:36suspected terrorists of their security and soldiers
10:41aside from the carrier of SARS.
10:44That's why my advice is,
10:45the next time you go,
10:47go to the U.S.
10:52V as in Virgo is victorious
10:54because your visa is already waiting for you.
10:57The luck of the Virgo Gays is double
11:01because your visa will expire in two years.
11:03The luck of the Virgo Gays Visayas is triple
11:07because your visa will last for three years.
11:10The state of Virginia is already waiting for you.
11:14Vonga!
11:15Hoy Libra!
11:16It's also hot in the U.S.
11:18so leave your thick clothes.
11:21And you, Aquarius,
11:23go to the U.S.
11:24and sell cold mineral water.
11:27Kiki is definitely big.
11:30You'll earn a lot.
11:33That's where the horror scope ends.
11:37I'll be back.
11:38I am Madam Rocha.
11:49Want to buy?
11:51Add powder, add payment.
11:58That's how easy life is.
12:02I think the powder you're buying is wrong.
12:04It shouldn't be soap.
12:06What?
12:07The powder should be in the sun.
12:09It's tickling.
12:11You're so clumsy.
12:21Joke with a bubble guy.
12:26Joke with a bubble guy.
12:40Good evening to all of you.
12:42This is Rampage.
12:43Chismis Bukas is now on broadcast.
12:46Yesterday, the lawyer of former President Sherap,
12:50Rene Sigacig,
12:52was on the show.
12:53He believes that Sherap is 100% innocent
12:57until he runs out of money.
13:00Is it supposed to be like that?
13:17Ladies and gentlemen,
13:18I'd like to present to you my star witness
13:21who will prove who is the owner of the pedal.
13:25Ladies and gentlemen, Dodong Mausay.
13:28Dodong, do you really need to know who is the owner of that pedal?
13:34I don't know.
13:35I'm not sure.
13:36I just want to know.
13:37I don't know who it belongs to.
13:39I don't know.
13:40I don't know.
13:41I don't know.
13:42I don't know.
13:43I don't know.
13:45The owner of that pedal is none other than
13:50Bike Apoyo.
13:51Dodong, Dodong.
13:54How did you know that?
13:56Because I was there when he signed for that pedal.
14:00Wait, wait.
14:01Are you sure that's the pedal?
14:03Me?
14:05I'm sure.
14:06Because I'm the messenger.
14:08And he ordered me to go to Lapids.
14:14To buy that pedal.
14:15That's why I'm using that pedal.
14:17Did you see that?
14:18In Lapids.
14:19It's clear that I'm not using it.
14:22I just stole it.
14:23Because if you steal it,
14:24what you'll get is a pedal.
14:27That's where Lapids Chicharon comes from.
14:29From Taba, right?
14:31Wait a minute.
14:32I'm sure that Chicharon is giving it to you.
14:34What I don't understand is why did you leave as a messenger?
14:37Miss,
14:39he tricked me.
14:41He stole it from me.
14:42That's why I threw it away.
14:43It's about that pedal.
14:47Tol,
14:48Tol, don't do that.
14:49We owe a lot to this bike because
14:53if not because of this,
14:54we have a livelihood, right?
14:58Sorry, brother, but
15:00I have a bad feeling about that bike.
15:02That's right.
15:03Share his account.
15:05Share it.
15:06Tol,
15:08you know that he likes to steal, right?
15:10And it's true that you're not the one who stole it.
15:13Who?
15:15I don't know,
15:16but one time,
15:17when that chain was tied to our gate,
15:20I suddenly heard a ping sound.
15:23Then when I went out,
15:24we looked at it,
15:25the chain and the pedal were gone.
15:27That's not true.
15:28That's just made up stories by crazy people.
15:32This is what my star witness is telling the truth
15:35because this is good.
15:37But wait,
15:38if Dodong is telling the truth,
15:40he should show us how to use that bike
15:43so that we'll believe him.
15:44Yes.
15:45Give me your hand.
15:46Dodong, get in.
15:52Get in.
15:55Get in.
15:57Dodong!
15:59Don't ride it.
16:00What if your mom sees you?
16:02Your kids will be pitiful.
16:04Get in, listen.
16:05Get in.
16:06Get in.
16:07Dodong!
16:08Dodong!
16:10Dodong!
16:11Show me.
16:13Show me.
16:14There.
16:17Dodong!
16:19Dodong!
16:20I told you not to ride it.
16:22You'll get hurt.
16:25Dodong,
16:26come with us.
16:27Let's go home.
16:28Yes, dad.
16:30Come on, dad.
16:33Okay, I'll go with you.
16:36Yes!
16:38Yes!
16:42Wait.
16:43What happened?
16:44Your star witness came back.
16:46You're the one who made him ride it.
16:58I think I ate too much pancit earlier.
17:01My stomach hurts.
17:09Hi, sir.
17:10Good morning.
17:11Good morning.
17:12Good morning, sir.
17:13Good morning.
17:14Good morning, sir.
17:15Good morning.
17:16Come in, please.
17:17Close the door.
17:19Good morning, class.
17:22I'm your lecturer.
17:24I'm Mr. Ismael,
17:26and I'll be your lecturer for today.
17:29Students,
17:33what I'm going to discuss with you today
17:35is about
17:36smells.
17:37Good, sir.
17:38I want to discuss these smells with you.
17:42In America, there's an expression,
17:44I smell something fishy.
17:48Yes, sir.
17:49Have you heard that expression?
17:51It means
17:52something bad is going to happen.
17:54Yes.
17:55You can't see it,
17:56but you can smell it.
17:57Sir,
17:58it means
17:59something bad is going to happen.
18:01Yes.
18:02There's that.
18:03There's also an expression,
18:05I smell danger.
18:07I smell fear.
18:08It means
18:09something bad
18:10and scary
18:11has a smell.
18:13Sir,
18:14that's only for Americans.
18:16You're wrong.
18:17For us, Filipinos,
18:19we also have smells
18:21that we can't see.
18:24Just like you.
18:27Just like you.
18:29You smell fishy.
18:31Sir,
18:32how did you know?
18:33Sir,
18:34I just farted
18:35and I lost.
18:36See?
18:37There's a smell.
18:38There's a smell of losing.
18:39Sir,
18:40what's the expression of losing?
18:41Just like you.
18:42That's all.
18:45You,
18:46you smell fishy.
18:47You smell like you fell.
18:51Actually,
18:52I took an exam last week
18:54and I fell.
18:55Did you smell that?
18:57Yes,
18:58I smelled that.
18:59Falling
19:00has a bad smell.
19:02Your smell.
19:06You,
19:07you also smell fishy.
19:09You smell like a gay.
19:12See?
19:13That's what we're saying.
19:14You smell like a gay.
19:20Girl,
19:21because being gay
19:22has a smell.
19:26That's the expression,
19:27right?
19:29Christmas smells fishy,
19:30right?
19:31Because sometimes,
19:32there's a smell.
19:33Christmas smells fishy.
19:35For example,
19:36you went to...
19:39You went to a party
19:41and someone came
19:42who wasn't invited.
19:43What do we usually say?
19:46He has a strong smell.
19:48Right?
19:52Sir,
19:53your lecture was good.
19:54You're good at lecturing.
19:55Can you give us more examples?
19:57More examples?
19:58Yes.
19:59Sir,
20:00we want to know more
20:02about your smell.
20:05Sorry.
20:09You're strong.
20:10You smell.
20:11You smell.
20:13Sorry.
20:14Sorry.
20:15It's a bit
20:17fishy.
20:22That's another smell
20:23that you can't see.
20:25Sorry.
20:26Vegetables.
20:28That's another smell
20:29that you can't see.
20:31That's another smell
20:32that you can't see.
20:41Buy.
20:44Add powder.
20:45Add fee.
20:48Huh?
20:50That's how easy
20:51life is.
20:58Sorry.
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23:00III World War 2
23:01Horror Scope
23:02I'm back on Horror Scope again and next will be on our Analysis on the DOTA1
23:06Nostradamus' Rumors
23:07In the City of Bjork there would be a Great Collapse
23:092 twin brothers would turn apart by chaos
23:11While the Fortress Falls of the Great Leader will succ...
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23:20succume
23:21when the big city is burning.
23:23O, pinagsasabihan na kayong mga matatandang Taurus, Capricorn, at Aries.
23:28Kayo yung mga zodiac sign na may mga sungay at matitigas ang ulo.
23:33Pagdatingin nyo sa New York kubaw,
23:35wag kayong sugod ng sugod sa department store para magshopping.
23:39Baka sumpungin kayo ng Hika at Ryuma at himatayin pa kayong lahat.
23:44Yun amang mga Gemini, wag kayong tatanga-tanga para hindi kayo makahiwalay.
23:49Sige, pupulutin ang isa sa inyo sa Hawaii at isa naman sa Alaska.
23:53Leo, kumain ka ng heavy breakfast.
23:56Wag kang feeling Amerikano na juice at isang slice lang ng toasted bread
24:01ang kinakain sa umaga.
24:03Sige ka, mahilo ka sa MRT.
24:05Tandaan, mahaba ang fila sa U.S. Embassy,
24:08kaya maging handa sa Bakbakan, Sikuhan, Sipaan, Sabunutan,
24:13oras na sumikat ang araw hanggang sa pagnubog nito.
24:17Diyan po, nagtatapos ang horoscope.
24:20Ako po ang inyong lingkod na si Madame Rocha.
24:23Good evening.
24:32Sir, sir, sir.
24:33Andalit.
24:34Please wait to be seated.
24:36Wala naman tao eh.
24:37Yes, sir, pero procedure po yan.
24:39Palis.
24:41Paghintay lang po.
24:42Sandali lang.
24:44Take a seat.
24:51Sir, table for how many?
24:53Ako lang.
24:54Ita lang po.
24:55Smoking, non-smoking?
24:57Non-smoking.
24:58Okay, sir.
24:59Please wait po.
25:00Sandali lang.
25:01Yes, sir.
25:05Hello, table three.
25:07Okay.
25:10Sir, deep seat na lang po.
25:11No, no, sir.
25:13Deep na lang po, sir.
25:14Deep seat na?
25:16Have a seat.
25:17Salamat.
25:18Sige po.
25:19Salamat.
25:24Wait, wait, wait.
25:25Waiter.
25:27Waiter.
25:28Wait, I'll be with you in a moment.
25:30Sige.
25:36Okay, sir.
25:37Can I take your order?
25:39Pagin po na kung menu.
25:41Yes, sir.
25:46Thank you, thank you.
25:47Yes, sir.
25:48Take your order, sir.
25:53Naman, hindi pa akong makapili.
25:56Can I get the cooking?
26:05Thank you, sir.
26:15Ito na lang, uh, ham sandwich.
26:18Sir, uh, kauubos din lang po.
26:20Naubos na yung ham.
26:21Wala na po.
26:22Naubos na yung ham sandwich.
26:24Ubus na.
26:26Ito, sir.
26:27Hamburger.
26:28Sir, wala na lang.
26:29Ubus na.
26:30Wala na ring.
26:31Busy ko kasi, eh.
26:32Maraming order.
26:37Sir, tignan ko lang po sa kitchen.
26:44Yes.
26:54Waiter!
26:55Yes, sir.
26:56Yes, sir.
26:58Sir.
26:59Ano?
27:00Uh, sir.
27:01Wala na po, last order na po.
27:03Baka mayroong kayong gustong hingin pa.
27:05Wala na?
27:06Uh, huh.
27:07Last order na?
27:08Puwede ba kayo mag coffee pa, addition?
27:09Ano?
27:10Sir, would you like some coffee?
27:12This is the last order but there's no more.
27:14You know what, waiter? I'll just eat at home.
27:16Just get my chip. Is that okay?
27:18Yes, sir.
27:23Hey, guys!
27:24It's our 2,000th customer for today!
27:27Wait a minute.
27:29What? 2,000?
27:31What are you saying?
27:332,000th customer!
27:342,000th customer!
27:362,000th customer!
27:39Sir, congratulations, sir.
27:41You're our 2,000th customer for today.
27:44You can get a 50% discount for your order of coffee.
27:4950%?
27:50Yes, sir.
27:51What can I order?
27:52Sir, just a cup of coffee.
27:54Just a cup of coffee?
27:55Yes, sir.
27:56Wow!
28:09Huh?
28:39First, there was Oe's Hits.
28:45Then came the Oe's Sapuso Concert Series.
28:49On October 10, 2003,
28:52experience a celebration which took 15 years to fulfill.
28:57Oe at 15!
29:09Oe!
29:23Always remember.
29:25You are unique.
29:26Just like everyone else.
29:28Okay?
29:40The rebellion in Glorieta is over.
29:44And as a senator,
29:47I want to make it clear to everyone
29:49that this investigation is not just a show.
29:53No.
29:54Even though we are televised,
29:56we are not acting.
29:58Here.
30:00This is a Senate hearing.
30:02This is not a Senate acting.
30:05We are not showbiz.
30:07Now, let's start the questioning.
30:11Officials,
30:12many of you want to sing in the confidence of your superiors.
30:18You're right, Your Honor.
30:20Many of us want to sing.
30:23But before that,
30:25we want to say that we don't want to be called rebel soldiers.
30:31Because we are not rebels.
30:34And there was no rebellion.
30:36We are Vlog Compact.
30:39Huh?
30:40We united to be called Mutiny Idol.
30:46Now, let's listen to the song of our Mutiny Idol,
30:51Tata Boy Polianes.
30:54Please proceed.
31:06I watched a movie in Glorieta
31:10The action movie star is Bong Rebilla
31:14Suddenly, someone looked at my back
31:18I was surprised to see you
31:20Because you're a rebel
31:24Hey!
31:26You're a rebel, rebel
31:28You're a bully, bully
31:30You're a bully, bully
31:32You're with someone else
31:34You're a rebel, rebel
31:36I'll reprimand you
31:38I'll reprime you
31:40The mothers are different
31:44You're a bully, bully
31:46You're a bully, bully
31:48You're with someone else
31:50You're a rebel, rebel
31:52I'll reprime you
31:54I'll reprime you
31:56The mothers are different
32:04I saw something, I won't say it, don't force me, you might regret it
32:14I saw something, I won't say it, don't force me, you might regret it
32:15I saw something, I won't say it, don't force me, you might regret it
32:16I saw something, I won't say it, don't force me, you might regret it
32:17I saw something, I won't say it, don't force me, you might regret it
32:18I saw something, I won't say it, don't force me, you might regret it
32:19I saw something, I won't say it, don't force me, you might regret it
32:20I saw something, I won't say it, don't force me, you might regret it
32:21I saw something, I won't say it, don't force me, you might regret it
32:22I saw something, I won't say it, don't force me, you might regret it
32:24I saw something, I won't say it, don't force me, you might regret it
32:25I saw something, I won't say it, don't force me, you might regret it
32:26I saw something, I won't say it, don't force me, you might regret it
32:27I saw something, I won't say it, don't force me, you might regret it
32:28I saw something, I won't say it, don't force me, you might regret it
32:29I saw something, I won't say it, don't force me, you might regret it
32:30I saw something, I won't say it, don't force me, you might regret it
32:31I saw something, I won't say it, don't force me, you might regret it
32:32I saw something, I won't say it, don't force me, you might regret it
32:33I saw something, I won't say it, don't force me, you might regret it
32:35I saw something, I won't say it, don't force me, you might regret it
32:36I saw something, I won't say it, don't force me, you might regret it
32:37I saw something, I won't say it, don't force me, you might regret it
32:38I saw something, I won't say it, don't force me, you might regret it
32:39I saw something, I won't say it, don't force me, you might regret it
32:40I saw something, I won't say it, don't force me, you might regret it
32:41I saw something, I won't say it, don't force me, you might regret it
32:42I saw something, I won't say it, don't force me, you might regret it
32:43I saw something, I won't say it, don't force me, you might regret it
32:44I saw something, I won't say it, don't force me, you might regret it
32:45I saw something, I won't say it, don't force me, you might regret it
32:46I saw something, I won't say it, don't force me, you might regret it
32:47I saw something, I won't say it, don't force me, you might regret it
32:48I saw something, I won't say it, don't force me, you might regret it
32:49I saw something, I won't say it, don't force me, you might regret it
32:50I saw something, I won't say it, don't force me, you might regret it
32:51I saw something, I won't say it, don't force me, you might regret it
32:52I saw something, I won't say it, don't force me, you might regret it
32:53I saw something, I won't say it, don't force me, you might regret it
32:54I saw something, I won't say it, don't force me, you might regret it
32:56I saw something, I won't say it, don't force me, you might regret it
32:57I saw something, I won't say it, don't force me, you might regret it
32:58I saw something, I won't say it, don't force me, you might regret it
32:59I saw something, I won't say it, don't force me, you might regret it
33:00I saw something, I won't say it, don't force me, you might regret it
33:01I saw something, I won't say it, don't force me, you might regret it
33:02I saw something, I won't say it, don't force me, you might regret it
33:03I saw something, I won't say it, don't force me, you might regret it
33:04I saw something, I won't say it, don't force me, you might regret it
33:05I saw something, I won't say it, don't force me, you might regret it
33:07Sorry, I have nothing to do with it.
33:08We're not showbiz here.
33:10But, I'm the leader here.
33:14Yerwano, it can't happen.
33:16Let's talk, Yerwano.
33:18Yerwano.
33:19Please.
33:20Yerwano.
33:21Please.
33:26Foggy point, right?
33:28You might think that this is Senator Jason.
33:31No.
33:32This is different.
33:33His hair is different.
33:34My hair is like that.
33:35Mine is like that.
33:36Up to here.
33:38You might forget me.
33:40In the talent portion.
33:42In the election.
33:43I love you voters.
33:58Gang, gang, gang.
34:01Well, I gathered you here.
34:04To talk about our plan.
34:06But, I will remind you.
34:08This is our last chance.
34:10Last chance.
34:11Last chance for us to get a lot of value.
34:14Let's go.
34:17We already know that.
34:18So, we're ready to listen.
34:20Just tell us what you want us to do.
34:22That's good.
34:23That's good.
34:24Because if there's a chance.
34:25We'll get a lot of money.
34:35Here.
34:36This is the plan.
34:38This is the bank that we're going to enter.
34:41Here.
34:42Here.
34:43Do you see the layout?
34:44Study it well.
34:45You two.
34:46You two.
34:48You're going to enter here.
34:49There's a security guard that will guard there.
34:52You'll be in the middle of the security guard.
34:53Do you understand?
34:54Yes, boss.
34:55Let's go.
34:58Wait.
34:59Wait.
35:00Hey.
35:01Hey.
35:02I'm not done yet.
35:03I'm not done yet.
35:04Continue.
35:05I'm not done explaining.
35:06Boss.
35:08Just continue.
35:09Anyway.
35:10When we enter here.
35:12What will happen is.
35:13You'll go first.
35:15Yes, boss.
35:16Then, you'll follow.
35:17When we enter.
35:19You'll be here.
35:20You'll see there are three tellers here.
35:21Aida.
35:22Lorna.
35:23Pe.
35:24After you enter.
35:26I'll go in.
35:27You know where you'll be.
35:29You know what you'll do.
35:30You know what you'll do.
35:31Okay?
35:32What will you do?
35:33We'll withdraw our guns.
35:34No.
35:35What guns?
35:36Wait.
35:37What guns?
35:38What guns?
35:39Why do you have guns?
35:40Boss.
35:41No.
35:42No.
35:43No.
35:44You won't withdraw your guns.
35:45You'll go here.
35:46In this area.
35:47You'll get a withdrawal slip.
35:48Huh?
35:49Then.
35:50Wait.
35:51We'll withdraw our guns.
35:52No.
35:53No guns.
35:54Withdrawal slip.
35:55Withdrawal slip.
35:56We won't withdraw our guns.
35:57What will we do, boss?
35:58We won't withdraw our guns.
35:59Who said we'll withdraw our guns?
36:00We'll withdraw our money.
36:01We'll withdraw our money.
36:02We'll withdraw our money.
36:03You'll get a withdrawal slip.
36:04You'll give it to the teller.
36:06Here, boss.
36:07I'll give it to the teller.
36:08Okay.
36:09Give it to him.
36:10Give it to him.
36:11Huh?
36:12Who said hold up?
36:13Who said hold up?
36:14Boss.
36:15Wait.
36:16Wait.
36:17Wait.
36:18I thought the gun will come out.
36:19Wait.
36:20Hello.
36:21Hello.
36:22Hello, boss.
36:23Boss.
36:24I shot the security guard in the head.
36:25He died.
36:26What?
36:27Then I followed the three tellers.
36:28Huh?
36:29I shot them too.
36:30Huh?
36:31They're all dead, sir.
36:32Then the manager suddenly came out.
36:33I was surprised, sir.
36:34I held the gun.
36:36He's dead too.
36:37Wait.
36:38You shot all the people in my house.
36:40Why didn't you just kill me?
36:41Kill me.
36:42Withdrawal slip.
36:43How?
36:44How?
36:45Boss.
36:46Huh?
36:47What's that?
36:48What's that?
36:49I heard a gunshot.
36:50Huh?
36:51What's that?
36:52What's that, boss?
36:53Boss.
36:54What happened?
36:55Boss, the police came.
36:56I killed them too.
36:57I thought you'll have to go back there.
36:58Hello.
36:59Hello.
37:00He's dead again.
37:01I'm not done yet.
37:02Why didn't you talk to me?
37:03New instructions.
37:04He's dead again.
37:05Boss, he's dead?
37:06Yes, he's dead again.
37:07I'm dead.
37:08I'm dead.
37:09This is a battle, boss.
37:10Boss, follow us.
37:11Huh?
37:12Hey.
37:13Don't get me.
37:14We're arresting you for holding up and killing the people there.
37:19Sir, sir.
37:20I'll explain.
37:21Hey, hey.
37:22Stop explaining.
37:23What are you talking about?
37:24Sir, sir.
37:25No, no.
37:26I'll do it.
37:27Just tell me.
37:28Tell me you'll do it.
37:35Buy?
37:38Add powder.
37:40Add fee.
37:42Huh?
37:44It's that easy if life is that easy.
37:48You're shameless.
37:50It's you, right?
37:51You're so smart.
37:52You put a rag on my shirt.
37:54You did that on my back.
37:57Ow.
37:59Ow.
38:00Huh?
38:01My foot.
38:02Ow.
38:09Just do it with a bubblegum.
38:13Right there.
38:15With a bubblegum.
38:27Good evening to all of you.
38:29This is Rampage.
38:30She's Ms. Lucas.
38:31This is the broadcast.
38:33Yesterday, a man was seen inside the church crying non-stop
38:37because he can't stand his conscience,
38:40what he's doing,
38:41and he wants to confess
38:44to his sins of being a womanizer,
38:46a liar,
38:47a hypocrite,
38:48and signing fake documents.
38:50He was asked,
38:51Sheriff, is that you?
38:53The answer is,
38:54no.
38:55It's Mike.
38:57He's the one who's blowing bubbles.
39:00Ow!
39:03What was that?
39:15She's hurt.
39:16She's hurt.
39:21She's hurt.
39:23She's hurt.
39:25She's hurt.
39:31Bro,
39:32you met a tourist, right?
39:34How can you say that, bro?
39:36You're going to ride a horse.
39:38I'm going with a horse.
39:47I'll see you, Sheriff.
39:49Bye-bye.
39:50Bye-bye.
40:00Mom,
40:01when will Dad's airplane arrive?
40:04Huh?
40:05We haven't been here for a while.
40:07Actually,
40:08his airplane will arrive tomorrow.
40:10Why didn't we go to the airport earlier?
40:14I have a walk tomorrow.
40:16Secret.
40:20Secret.
40:34Hey,
40:35you don't know who to follow, right?
40:37No.
40:38I don't know him.
40:39You don't know him?
40:40No.
40:41It's a waste.
40:42It's important that I follow him.
40:44I don't know him.
40:45I don't know what he looks like.
40:47He's just a simple guy.
40:49Get a piece of cardboard.
40:50Write his name on it.
40:52Then,
40:53put a banner on it
40:54so that he knows
40:55that you're going to follow him.
40:58Cardboard?
40:59Yes, cardboard.
41:01He's stupid.
41:03I have a story.
41:04Write it.
41:05I'll write it.
41:06It's simple.
41:08Then, I'll show it?
41:09Yes, show it.
41:10That's what he's been doing ever since.
41:12Is that so?
41:13He's stupid.
41:16Did you write it?
41:17Yes.
41:18Let me see.
41:32Dad!
41:33Dad!
41:34Dad!
41:35Son!
41:36Son!
41:37Dad!
41:38Dad, look who's here!
41:40It's you!
41:41And
41:42you've changed a lot.
41:45You know what?
41:46Son,
41:47you've changed a lot.
41:49Roberto.
41:58You all want to join me?
42:00Yes!
42:02Wow, I'm touched.
42:03There are so many of you
42:05who want to welcome me.
42:07We're not welcoming you.
42:08We're here.
42:09We're having a rally
42:10to deport you.
42:11You're an animal.
42:12Get out of here.
42:13Get out!
42:14Get out!
42:15Get out!
42:16Get out!
42:17Get out!
42:18Get out!
42:24What are you doing here?
42:25Huh?
42:26My dad.
42:27Really?
42:28Where is he from?
42:29No, no, no.
42:30He's not from abroad.
42:32Huh?
42:33Why is that?
42:34Where is he from?
42:35He's from the office.
42:37He's Q.
42:38There he is.
42:40Dad!
42:41Dad!
42:44Brother!
42:45Let's go home.
42:46You don't know me?
42:48I don't know you.
42:50Let's go home.
42:51Let's go home.
42:55Mom!
42:56Mom!
42:59Mom, this is my picture
43:01when I was in the Middle East.
43:03This is me
43:05when I was in the desert.
43:07And this is how I look like.
43:09This is me.
43:11Wait, wait, wait.
43:12Why are you showing me
43:13only pictures?
43:14Where did you see it?
43:16I thought you were taking me abroad
43:18for a walk.
43:20I don't have any money.
43:22I promise.
43:36Wow!
43:38Sexy girl.
43:40You know what?
43:41I'll show you.
43:43She's following me.
43:47Hi.
43:48I'm June Espiritu.
43:50Are you sure?
43:52Yes, I am.
43:53Are you sure?
43:54Yes, I'm sure.
43:55Okay.
43:59Ouch!
44:01You're crazy.
44:05I'm dead.
44:06I can't react.
44:14Mrs.,
44:15the flight to Saudi Arabia is canceled.
44:17Your husband can't go home.
44:19Huh?
44:20No.
44:21He can come here
44:22even if the flight to Saudi Arabia is canceled.
44:26There he is.
44:27Hi!
44:44Can I buy this?
44:46You want to buy this?
44:47Yes.
44:49Add powder.
44:51Add payment.
44:53Huh?
44:55That's how easy life is.
45:00Why are you dancing?
45:02What do you think I'm doing?
45:04I'm dancing.
45:06There's a costume.
45:13What?
45:14What?
45:15What?
45:16What?
45:17What?
45:18What?
45:19What?
45:21Just do it with the Bubble Gang!
45:29Do it with the Bubble Gang!
45:51And here are your hosts.
46:00Good evening to all of you.
46:02We're here today to discuss
46:04the different uses of the word pass.
46:09For example,
46:12flyover or overpass,
46:15underground tunnel or underpass.
46:18What can you say,
46:20Mr. Hero Fernando,
46:22the chairman of MMDE?
46:25Of course,
46:26flyover.
46:28That's the modern term.
46:32Let's not get old.
46:34Let's make bubble.
46:35Right, sister?
46:42Of course.
46:43What can we say?
46:44Mayor Ronald Chinca.
46:45You know,
46:46flyover is a joke.
46:47There are no cars flying anymore.
46:50That's why it should be overpass.
46:52Right?
46:53Right, sister?
46:54That's why it should be overpass.
46:56That makes sense.
46:57Wait, wait.
46:59What about the road
47:01that's above the overpass?
47:03How do you say that?
47:06For example, overpass?
47:07Above?
47:10Over-overpass.
47:11Right?
47:16For you,
47:17if the road is under the overpass,
47:20do you call it tunnel or underpass?
47:23What do you think,
47:24Professor Marian Offensor?
47:28Well,
47:29based on my legal appreciation
47:32as a practical function of construction,
47:34there is a saying that goes,
47:37there is a light at the end of the tunnel.
47:40I have never heard anyone say
47:43that there is a light at the end of the underpass.
47:47So, tunnel it is.
47:48Right, sister?
47:55Wait, wait.
47:57Of course,
47:58Mr. Suave won't agree.
48:00Huh?
48:01Hi.
48:02Hi.
48:03Hi.
48:05It's just logic.
48:06What's the similarity with overpass?
48:08Underpass?
48:09Hi.
48:11Right, right.
48:12I agree, I agree.
48:14What Mr. Suave said is right.
48:16Because,
48:17we call it,
48:18underpass.
48:21Right?
48:22Not,
48:23tunnel.
48:25Right, right, right.
48:26Right.
48:27Mr. Suave is right.
48:28If there is an underpass,
48:30why is there an underpass?
48:32Isn't it the same?
48:35Right.
48:36Okay, okay.
48:37Isn't it, sister?
48:38Right, right.
48:39Right.
48:42Hmm.
48:43That,
48:44what should be there,
48:46the,
48:47underpass,
48:48natural.
48:49Don't force the underpass.
48:52Because,
48:53the underpass,
48:54is equal to the natural road,
48:57to the underpass.
48:58The other thing that is confusing there,
49:00the,
49:02crossing above.
49:03Right?
49:04That should be,
49:05crossing,
49:06equal.
49:07Because,
49:08that is equal to the other.
49:09Right?
49:10A bit,
49:12the head of our,
49:13mayors is getting hard, right?
49:16Right?
49:20That was good.
49:21That was good.
49:22That was good.
49:23Let's go.
49:24It's like,
49:25it's a bit,
49:26confusing,
49:27the discussion.
49:29No, no.
49:30The point is good.
49:31That is good, that is good.
49:32It's because,
49:33it really cannot be different,
49:35the underpass below.
49:37Right.
49:38Underpass,
49:39below,
49:40you already passed,
49:41You'll pass and then we'll exceed time.
49:44No, no, no.
49:45We will exceed.
49:47No, no.
49:48We will exceed.
49:49We will exceed?
49:50No, no, we will...
49:51We already exceeded time!
49:53We already exceeded time?
49:54We should have already done that.
49:55We will exceed time!
50:11Miss, didn't you see your boyfriend yesterday?
50:38Yes.
50:39What are you doing here?
50:41I'm following my husband.
50:44Quiet.
50:49Wig hair, wig hair.
50:50Wig hair, wig hair.
50:52Wig hair.
50:55Taxi.
50:58Hey.
50:59Yes.
51:00Your wife is coming.
51:03Yes.
51:05Why are you sad?
51:06Shouldn't you be happy that your wife is coming?
51:09What can I do?
51:11I don't know where to put Inday, our maid.
51:30Hi.
51:32Who are you waiting for?
51:34My husband.
51:35I'm also waiting for my husband.
51:38We haven't seen our husbands for a long time.
51:41Yes, I hope you'll come too.
51:43Yes.
51:47Oh, there's your honey.
51:53Hi honey.
52:01Let's go home.
52:07Was that God?
52:15Mr. Mister.
52:20Honey.
52:24What?
52:27Hi!
52:28Honey!
52:29What?
52:30Why are you running?
52:31Did you miss me?
52:32No!
52:33I was being chased by a bomb-sniffing dog.
52:35My bag has a bomb.
52:41Hi!
52:42How are you?
52:43Good to see you!
52:44How are you, friends?
52:47Tomorrow is the anniversary of my idol, Kat!
52:52That is it!
52:55Our guest is none other than...
52:57Ate Luz!
53:00That's the way!
53:05You're welcome.
53:07That's our technique.
53:09That's what we call unity.
53:12How's your photo-release?
53:14That's okay.
53:16Good.
53:17Do you like it?
53:19I don't want to go to the bathroom.
53:21Wait, wait, wait.
53:22You're so noisy.
53:23No.
53:24Huh?
53:38Maliyaya Toto.
53:40Ahem.
53:42Diploma.
53:46Don't do it on my back.
53:49Oh, my God.
53:51Oh, my God.
53:52Oh, my God.
53:54Oh, my God.
53:57Oh, my God.
53:58Oh, my God.
53:59Oh, my God.
54:07Hello.
54:09How are you?
54:10I'm fine.
54:12I'm good.
54:13You're good?
54:14Oh, they're sitting next to each other.
54:15Oh, really?
54:17Hey, look at them.
54:18Oh.
54:24And action!
54:27Knockout!
54:48Oh.
54:49Oh.
54:50Oh.
54:51Oh.
54:52Oh.
54:53Oh.
54:54Oh.
54:55Oh.
54:56Oh.
54:57Oh.
54:58Oh.
54:59Oh.
55:00Oh.
55:01Oh.
55:02Oh.
55:03Oh.
55:04Oh.
55:05Oh.
55:06Oh.
55:07Oh.
55:08Oh.
55:09Oh.
55:10Oh.
55:11Oh.
55:12Oh.
55:13Oh.
55:14Oh.
55:15Oh.
55:16Oh.