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(Episode aired on July 18, 2003)
(Episode aired on July 18, 2003)
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00:00Good morning, Mrs. President.
00:07Good morning.
00:09Good morning.
00:11Good morning.
00:13Good morning.
00:15Good morning.
00:18Well, I called all of you today because I want you to help me
00:23to implement the new laws that I have introduced.
00:26As you know, all of you are aware that I have prohibited the use of cellphones
00:33or cellular phones while driving.
00:36Right? Because when you use a cellphone,
00:39you only use one hand while driving.
00:42That's why it's dangerous.
00:44Because of that, a lot of things have been prohibited
00:47because it's not safe to drive with just one hand.
00:50Okay?
00:51Okay?
00:52It's clear, right?
00:53Well, now it's also prohibited to use earphones while driving.
00:57From sneezing, to sneezing,
01:00to poking your nose,
01:02to asking the driver for a ride,
01:05you only use one hand.
01:07That's why it's dangerous because you only use one hand while driving.
01:10In addition to this, I have also ordered the entire police force
01:14to arrest other drivers who only use one hand while driving
01:18because they are doing other things.
01:20Yes, Ms. Brenda.
01:21They are doing other things.
01:23Sir, I also have a request.
01:25Yes, that's what I want to say first.
01:27First, it's about fixing your face.
01:29Right?
01:30When you fix your face,
01:32you are no longer allowed to comb your hair
01:34because you only use one hand.
01:35You are not allowed to comb your beard.
01:37For women, it's now prohibited to wear makeup while driving.
01:41It's also prohibited...
01:42Yes, she does a lot of things.
01:43Yes.
01:44It's also prohibited to pull any kind of hair,
01:47especially...
01:48On the armpits, right?
01:49On the armpits and on the nose.
01:51You know why that's dangerous?
01:53Because if you pull on the armpits and nose,
01:56you will be covered.
01:58Oh, I see.
02:00If you cover it, you won't be able to see the road.
02:03Second, it's prohibited to clean your body.
02:06Why is it prohibited?
02:08It's prohibited to lick.
02:10When you put your finger in the hole of your nose,
02:13it's prohibited because you only use one hand.
02:16When you use that, right?
02:18Madam, can you drive?
02:21That's why I want to catch those who brush their teeth while driving.
02:26Especially those who smoke pot while driving.
02:30That's dangerous.
02:33If you pass by a pedestrian,
02:35you might bump into those who smoke pot while driving.
02:38That's dangerous.
02:40Right?
02:41That's dangerous.
02:43You might get arrested for reading a newspaper
02:46or playing a game on your phone or cell phone.
02:49As long as you're in traffic.
02:51But traffic is prohibited.
02:53Even so.
02:54Even so.
02:55You don't know.
02:56For example, if you bring a driving game on your video
03:00or on your cell phone,
03:02you won't be able to drive.
03:04That's the reality.
03:05And you're still holding one of your hands.
03:07That's true.
03:08That's true.
03:09The punishment is heavier for those who watch TV
03:12in their cars or even in the nearby cars.
03:16But if it's traffic, there's nothing.
03:19There's nothing.
03:20There's nothing.
03:21But most of the time, you don't know.
03:23It's already on.
03:24Yes.
03:25I have something to tell you.
03:27The big TV in EDSA is in the way.
03:30Maybe it's better to put it there.
03:32No.
03:33Put it inside your car.
03:34Thirdly, you're not allowed to kiss while driving.
03:38That's true.
03:39If possible, let's make an additional law
03:41that prohibits people from kissing while driving.
03:44Why is that?
03:45It means that from the answers
03:48until the celebration of their monthly anniversary,
03:52you know why?
03:53Why?
03:54Because that's the stage where you always hold hands
03:58and kiss each other.
04:00That's good.
04:01You're holding hands while driving.
04:03You're not looking at the road.
04:04Yes.
04:05That's good.
04:07The last and the most severe punishment
04:10is the new law that prohibits people from driving.
04:13This is the death of a flying mosquito inside a car.
04:17What if you get stung by a mosquito?
04:20That's not allowed.
04:22Because not only one hand is used to kill.
04:25It's hard to kill a mosquito.
04:27You only use one hand.
04:28You need two.
04:29Do you understand?
04:30Yes.
04:31If you use both hands,
04:32you can't release the handbrake.
04:34You'll get stung.
04:36What if you get stung?
04:37If you get stung,
04:39you need to make sure that you don't get stung by a mosquito.
04:43That's true.
04:44Because you'll get stung.
04:49If you kill a mosquito,
04:51you're not looking at the road.
04:53Yes.
04:54If you get stung,
04:55of course, you'll get stung.
04:57Okay?
04:58I want you to understand
04:59that you're not allowed to wear a mask while driving.
05:03What you have to do is
05:05ask the passenger next to you
05:07or the vendors
05:09to stop.
05:10Ask the cigarette seller
05:12to wear a face mask.
05:14Okay?
05:15Okay.
05:16Isn't it dangerous?
05:18What if we get stung?
05:20Of course not.
05:21As long as you don't get stung by a mosquito.
05:25Of course not.
05:27You won't get stung.
05:29You're not allowed to wear a face mask.
05:32What if you get stung by a mosquito?
05:34What if you get stung by a mosquito?
05:36Maybe it's better to ask the traffic enforcer.
05:38Yes.
05:39Let's leave it at that.
05:40So, my prohibitions are clear.
05:42It's very clear.
05:43It's very clear.
05:44If you want, Mr. President,
05:46I'll repeat what you said.
05:47No, thank you.
05:48It's very clear.
05:49I still have a meeting.
05:50Well, because of that,
05:51I want to adjourn the meeting.
05:53Thank you very much.
05:54Thank you very much.
05:55Thank you very much.
05:56Okay.
06:11Let's go!
06:19Is that it?
06:20Yes, ma'am.
06:22Sir, I'm sorry.
06:23You're not the one who's getting stung.
06:25I'm sorry.
06:38Major!
06:39Give up!
06:42I won't give up.
06:43And don't come near me,
06:45or I'll kill you.
06:47Crazy!
06:48Don't say that.
06:50Why?
06:51He's my husband.
06:52There!
06:53He's coming!
06:54I'll kill him!
06:55Bang! Bang! Bang!
06:56Bang! Bang! Bang!
06:57I'll kill him!
06:58Bang! Bang! Bang!
07:04Boy with legs!
07:05Give up!
07:06You're blocking us!
07:09I'll give up,
07:10but on one condition.
07:12What condition?
07:14Don't catch me
07:15if I give up.
07:19Bang! Bang! Bang!
07:20Bang! Bang! Bang!
07:21Bang! Bang! Bang!
07:22Bang! Bang! Bang!
07:23Bang! Bang! Bang!
07:24Bang! Bang! Bang!
07:25Bang! Bang! Bang!
07:26Crazy!
07:27Give up!
07:29I won't give up.
07:31I'll give you one hour
07:32to give me one million.
07:34If not,
07:35I'll kill my husband.
07:38One more hour?
07:39Okay.
07:40We're leaving.
07:42Where are you going?
07:43To get the one million?
07:45No, no.
07:46Where are you going?
07:47We're just going for a walk.
07:49We'll be back
07:50after one hour and five minutes.
07:51Just to make sure.
07:52Let's go.
07:53Let's go.
08:07You!
08:08Come here!
08:09Why?
08:10Give me something to drink.
08:12I don't have money.
08:13Please, don't be mad at me.
08:14I don't have money to drink.
08:15Don't be mad at me.
08:17Don't you have money?
08:18I don't have any.
08:19Please, don't be mad at me.
08:24I don't have any money.
08:25I don't have any.
08:27Why did you choose this?
08:46I
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36:04Wait a minute, boss. I think you're taking too long to clean up.
36:07Where's the towel?
36:08Yes, boss.
36:09It's a mess.
36:10It's a mess?
36:12This is the one.
36:14Let's do this one.
36:15Ok.
36:16There.
36:17That's the one.
36:18Oh, so this is the one.
36:19Ok.
36:20I'll do this one.
36:21I'll do it first.
36:22I'll do it first.
36:23Ok.
36:24This is mine.
36:25This is mine.
36:29Peruan, are you ready?
36:30Yes, boss.
36:31I'll wait for the getaway car here.
36:33Yes, boss.
36:34Where's the getaway car?
36:35Here.
36:37Wait, wait.
36:38The car.
36:39Vroom, vroom.
36:40Vroom, vroom.
36:41What's this?
36:42Conductor.
36:43The motor is too loud.
36:46Stop it there.
36:47This is a car, boss.
36:48Yes, that's the motor of your car.
36:50Ok, ok.
36:51Stop it there.
36:52Vroom, vroom.
36:53Ok, ok, ok.
36:55Conductor 2, are you there?
36:56Yes, boss.
36:57Conductor 1.
36:58I can hear you.
36:59There.
37:00This is the plan.
37:01If I say now, ok?
37:03Don't get too close.
37:05We'll go in at the same time.
37:07Ok?
37:08Ok.
37:09Ok, boss.
37:10We're ready.
37:11Local talk here, boss.
37:12Ready?
37:13Yes.
37:14Now.
37:15Ok, boss.
37:16Go in, go in.
37:17Yes.
37:20Go in.
37:23Bang, bang.
37:24Bang, bang.
37:25Yes.
37:26Boss.
37:27Boss.
37:28Who's that?
37:30It's Bilyan.
37:31He's scared.
37:32He's scared.
37:33He's scared.
37:34He's nervous.
37:35He's nervous.
37:36I'm still inside.
37:42Where's the motorcycle?
37:44Where's the motorcycle?
37:45Ah, there it is.
37:46Getaway car.
37:47Getaway car.
37:48Hey.
37:49Wait, wait, wait.
37:50It's gone.
37:51What?
37:52It's gone.
37:53The getaway car is gone?
37:54Yes.
37:55We're all dummies.
37:56Never mind.
37:57Let's just go.
37:58There's the motorcycle.
37:59Let's go.
38:00Let's go.
38:03Bang, bang, bang.
38:04It's gone.
38:05It's gone.
38:06Go, go, go.
38:07Go, go, go.
38:08Go, go, go.
38:09Go, go, go.
38:10Go, go, go.
38:11Bang, bang, bang.
38:12Bang, bang, bang.
38:13What happened?
38:14It's inside.
38:15What happened?
38:16Look, look, look.
38:17Boss.
38:18Boss.
38:19There's no gasoline.
38:20There's no gasoline.
38:21There's no gasoline.
38:22Where did you put it?
38:23I don't know.
38:24I know.
38:25Landy.
38:26Landy.
38:27Don't put it there.
38:28Don't put it there.
38:29Boss, it fell.
38:30Don't put it there.
38:32The gasoline fell into the river.
38:41It's leaking.
38:46There's the..
38:47Let's go, Boss.
38:48Hurry up.
38:52Boss, look at this.
38:53Tching tching tching tching tching!
38:55tching tching tching tching tching!
38:56Darn!
38:57Hey, victims!
38:59There are policemen over here!
39:01Oh no, this is not okay!
39:02This is not okay!
39:03You can't kill someone!
39:04There's still some people alive in the house, sir!
39:05Then go!
39:06Jump! Jump!
39:07Walk!
39:08Walk!
39:09Ah!
39:10Wah!
39:11I'm so pissed!
39:12Walk! Walk!
39:13Walk! Walk! Walk! Walk! Walk! Walk!
39:15Oh no!
39:16Walk! Walk! Walk! Walk!
39:17Walk! Walk! Walk! Walk!
39:18We're all surrounding you!
39:20Walk! Walk! Walk! Walk! Walk!
39:21Boss!
39:22What should we do?
39:23There they are!
39:25They're going to surround us!
39:27We're going to fight!
39:29We're going to fight!
39:31How are we going to fight?
39:33They're going to surround us!
39:35We're going to fight!
39:37We're not going to get caught!
39:39Hey!
39:41You!
39:43You!
39:45You're going to surrender because you planned to steal the bank!
39:47You planned to steal the bank!
39:49Let's go!
39:51Let's play a game!
39:53Let's play a game!
39:55Hey!
39:57Come here!
39:59Come here!
40:01You're going to steal!
40:03Let's play a game!
40:05Let's play a game!
40:07Let's play a game!
40:09Come here!
40:21What is this?
40:31You! Come here!
40:33Why sir?
40:35I don't have any money!
40:37Don't make me angry!
40:41I don't have any money!
40:43Don't make me angry!
40:45Don't make me angry!
40:47Don't make me angry!
40:49Bell! Bell! Bell!
41:16Jay?
41:17Huh?
41:18Where's your girlfriend?
41:20Bro, let's eat!
41:23Girl, is she still calling you bro?
41:27It's hard to change that.
41:30But there are others who have changed.
41:33I call her Marina.
41:35She's also a girl.
41:36Look!
41:49Let's do it with the Bubble Gang!
41:55Let's do it with the Bubble Gang!
42:03Don't run when the police catches you.
42:06Just lie down inside the prison.
42:10A public service from Bubble Gang.
42:18Bro!
42:19Just give up!
42:21I'm talking to you.
42:22Do you still want the gun?
42:24There's no one here.
42:25Just give up!
42:26I don't want it!
42:27I don't want it!
42:28Bro, just give up!
42:30You're a criminal.
42:32You should be afraid.
42:35I'll do it.
42:36I'll do it.
42:37Just imitate me.
42:38I'll do it.
42:39I'll do it.
42:40I'll do it.
42:41I'll do it.
42:42I'll do it.
42:43I'll do it.
42:44I'll do it.
42:45I'll do it.
42:46Just imitate me.
42:50Oh no!
42:52Henry, get out of there.
42:54There's a ghost there.
42:56There's a ghost there.
42:57There's a ghost there.
42:58Oh no!
42:59There's a white lady there.
43:04Baby Caban!
43:06If I were you, I'd try to get you out.
43:08Get out of here with your hands up.
43:12That's hard for you to say.
43:14That's hard for you to say?
43:15That's hard for you to say?
43:16Baby Caban, just get out of there.
43:18That's hard for you to say?
43:19Just get out of there.
43:20That's hard for you to say?
43:21That's hard for you to say?
43:22You just go ahead and try.
43:23I'll try but don't blame me.
43:26Don't blame you?
43:27No, we won't.
43:28Just get your hands up.
43:30Clear out of there.
43:37Oh my God!
43:38Oh my God!
43:44Stay home anyway.
43:48Be good, just only watch out for the ghosts!
43:52You need to be careful of boybliss.
43:54I have heard that clown is very fast.
43:56He cannot escape from us because he is surrounding us.
44:00Boybliss, give up, he is surrounding you now!
44:05I will not give up.
44:14Boypanget is a good guy. That's why we have to be careful.
44:18Really? Okay.
44:21Boypanget!
44:22Police!
44:23Give up!
44:25If you don't give up,
44:27send a hostage to solve your case.
44:34You're going to give up too?
44:37What are you doing?
44:39Wait!
44:40I'm not Boypanget.
44:42I'm the hostage.
44:43No, you're not.
44:44You're lying.
44:45Look at your face.
44:46You're Boypanget.
44:47You're a liar.
44:48You're a liar.
44:49You're a liar.
44:56Get out.
44:57I know where you're hiding.
45:00I'll count to three.
45:01If you don't get out,
45:03I'll shoot you.
45:06One.
45:07Two.
45:09Three.
45:14Let me go!
45:15Let me go!
45:17Let me go!
45:31Your son is here.
45:32Talk to him.
45:34Daddy, let's go home.
45:38Don't come in here.
45:43What are you doing here?
45:46It's time for you to know
45:48that I'm not your real son.
45:49You're just a kid.
45:50It's better if you go home.
45:51I'm not your father.
45:53Listen up!
45:55I want to talk to my real father.
45:57Because if I don't,
46:00I'm going to blow his head off.
46:05Listen up!
46:06He doesn't want to.
46:14Hey, Negro!
46:15Give up!
46:17Why would I give up?
46:19Because we're surrounding you.
46:20You have no one.
46:22If I give up,
46:23does that mean I have no one?
46:25No.
46:28I'm not giving up!
46:29He's fooling me!
46:38Jay?
46:39Huh?
46:40Call your girlfriend.
46:43Bro, let's eat!
46:47Sis?
46:48Is he still calling you bro?
46:51It's hard to change that.
46:53At least someone changed.
46:55I look like a woman now
46:57after I got a text change.
47:11Bro!
47:13You're the one with the bubblegum!
47:21Besides, blood is heavier than water.
47:24It's easier to boil.
47:37Good evening everyone.
47:39I'm your servant,
47:40Junilee,
47:41for your favorite show,
47:44Yours Truly,
47:45Junilee.
47:47Tonight,
47:48we have with us
47:49a friend
47:51and an institution
47:53of the industry.
47:55Here at GMA Channel 7,
47:58you can watch him
47:59on Idol Kosikap
48:01and Master Showman.
48:03My friends,
48:04let's give a round of applause
48:06to Mr. Herman Moreno.
48:13I'm sorry,
48:14I'm late.
48:15I'm sorry,
48:16I'm late.
48:17I have a guest.
48:20Be careful.
48:21You might get in trouble.
48:24Yes.
48:25You're the first one
48:26to get in trouble.
48:27Who are you talking about?
48:28Him.
48:29Good evening.
48:30Good evening.
48:31Junilee,
48:32do you remember
48:33your name?
48:34Herman Moreno.
48:36Herman Moreno.
48:37Herman Moreno.
48:38Herman Moreno.
48:39Herman Moreno.
48:40And his nickname is
48:41Germs.
48:43Kuya Germ.
48:45Are you complaining?
48:49Germ,
48:50germs,
48:51germs,
48:52germs,
48:53germs,
48:54germs,
48:55germs,
48:56germs,
48:57germs,
48:58germs,
48:59germs,
49:00germs,
49:01germs,
49:02germs,
49:03germs,
49:04germs,
49:05germs,
49:06germs.
49:07You want to get shot?
49:08Last night, you were very hardworking.
49:13Because you were the one who made us sleepless.
49:18Last night, you were very hardworking.
49:20All of us were sleeping.
49:22You didn't let us sleep.
49:24I'm an alcoholic.
49:25But you made us sleepless.
49:30You weren't involved in drugs, right?
49:35Wait a minute.
49:36If I sit here, I think I'll get sick.
49:39That's why I just want to make it clear to you that
49:43those who smoke don't sleep.
49:47What do I have to do with those who smoke?
49:51That's right.
49:54You're mischievous.
49:57Spanish blood.
49:59I thought you were German.
50:05Because your name is German.
50:09My name is German.
50:10In Spanish, it's German.
50:13But in English, it's G.
50:15Herman.
50:20Is your real name Herman Moreno?
50:24Why? Are you still doubting?
50:26No.
50:28Alma Moreno has a Moreno complexion.
50:33Like Lara Morena.
50:35But it's Moreno.
50:37But your name is white.
50:39Your real name should be Blanco.
50:43Herman Blanco.
50:44Or White.
50:45Like Redford.
50:47Because it's white.
50:49But that's Anak Lamang Araw.
50:52My real name is Moreno.
50:54My father's name is Moreno.
50:57But your skin is white.
50:59You're mischievous.
51:00Spanish.
51:05In the whole industry, you're the one who discovered
51:09and helped the most artists.
51:12You became the institution of Dots Entertainment.
51:16You always mention Dots Entertainment.
51:21Do you remember?
51:24Didn't you fall in love when Dots was gone?
51:28Now, there's Nats Entertainment.
51:31It hurts.
51:32Aren't you mad at the executive producer, Ali Nokom?
51:38Aren't you mad at him?
51:40No.
51:41I'm a sportsman.
51:43Because he's the executive producer of Nats, right?
51:47Yes.
51:48I heard that you proposed to Ali Nokom.
51:54You even gave him a name, Quintas.
51:59No, no.
52:01Oh my God!
52:05I'm just asking if it's true.
52:08Yes, it's true.
52:09Really?
52:10Yes.
52:11Ali is a tight-knit guy.
52:12I like small things.
52:15Ali is beautiful.
52:17Even though he's small.
52:22This is the last question.
52:24Why is it the last question?
52:26When I heard the name Kuya Germs,
52:29four things came to my mind.
52:34Really?
52:35When you say Kuya Germs, you know what it means.
52:40When the time comes,
52:42which of the four do you want to remember as Kuya Germs?
52:47Is it the janitor,
52:50the clown,
52:52Nats Entertainment,
52:55or Rolex?
52:59What's Rolex?
53:00Why is Rolex included?
53:02There's a story that...
53:11I'll tell you later.
53:14I'm really young.
53:17Let's just go with the three.
53:19Rolex, janitor, clown, or Nats Entertainment.
53:24If you're going to tell me what I should choose,
53:27I think I should choose all of them.
53:30Why?
53:31Because...
53:32Because?
53:33What's the first one?
53:34Janitor.
53:35Janitor.
53:36Of course, it's a big thing for people to learn
53:40that even if you're a janitor,
53:42you can still be happy.
53:43Nats Entertainment.
53:44Don't cry.
53:46Nats Entertainment,
53:47the only television show until now,
53:50why is it that the kids, the parents,
53:54always ask if Nats Entertainment can return.
53:59Because it means that
54:01there's really something in people's eyes and minds
54:05that can really help young people.
54:09Just don't cry.
54:15Friends,
54:17Julie?
54:18Yes?
54:19Julie?
54:20Are you laundering this?
54:23I just borrowed it from our janitor.
54:27But let's give it up for Erma Moreno.
54:32Just do it with a bubblegum.
54:38Do it with a bubblegum.
54:55Bayawak!
54:56Surrender!
54:57We're going to surround you!
54:59Okay, I'll surrender.
55:01But I'll surrender to a decent police officer.
55:08Wait, wait.
55:09Wait, why did you shoot?
55:11Are we going to borrow a decent police officer?
55:24Boy Gisol, surrender.
55:26We're going to surround you.
55:28Okay, I'll surrender.
55:30But can we do it later when the sun goes down?
55:33Why?
55:35Because it's hot, right?
55:36I don't have a sunblock.
55:46Boy Engot, surrender.
55:48Make sure the hostages are gone,
55:50because if not...
55:52If not what?
55:53If not, we'll blow up the whole building.
55:56So make sure the hostages are gone.
55:58Now!
56:09Boy Engot, you're so stubborn.
56:11I said hostages, not hostess.
56:13These are hostess.
56:22The star of the show is here.
56:25The star of your show is here.
56:29What do you want from me?
56:31Give me two million.
56:33Huh?
56:34Two million.
56:38What will you do to my wife if I don't give it to her?
56:42You won't be able to see your wife.
56:45I don't have money.
56:47I don't have two million.
56:49I don't have money.
56:51He has, he has.
57:01Densho, surrender.
57:03Our children miss you so much.
57:07If your husband surrenders,
57:09he'll be in jail.
57:11How can he choose his children?
57:13Our children are also in jail.
57:16Densho.
57:22The number 6 and 1 when you close it is 71.
57:27No, it's 61.
57:33Don't do that, I'll get confused.
57:35What are you doing?
57:37Bye, daddy.
57:43I said daddy.
57:46Boss, boss, boss.
57:51Surrender, we're surrounding you.
57:54Yes, surrender.
57:56Even my people are suspicious.
57:59No, you're not.
58:01Suspicious.
58:07I'm not suspicious.
58:09I'm not suspicious.
58:11I'm not suspicious.
58:14What did you say?
58:17Surrender, we're surrounding you.
58:43I'm not suspicious.
58:47I'm not suspicious.
58:50I'm not suspicious.