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(Episode aired on August 15, 2003)
(Episode aired on August 15, 2003)
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06:01WHAT DID HE WANT FROM ME?
06:07that's right i was his man
06:09that's where my love went
06:16hi handsome
06:19do you have a partner?
06:20do you have a lover?
06:21huh?
06:23yes
06:25i do
06:26oh really?
06:27aikwes
06:28Go.
06:29Go.
06:32Hey, are you deaf?
06:34I told you, I'm deaf.
06:35You wasted the water.
06:37You're three already.
06:39You're deaf.
06:47I've been looking at you for a while.
06:49You know, I've been following you.
06:52Really?
06:54Sorry.
06:55I don't want to see your face here.
06:58You're too...
07:00You're too sexy.
07:12I was just getting close to it!
07:14I saw you try to move too.
07:18Just move a little bit.
07:19Go, move.
07:21Go!
07:22I know you're getting bored, and you ain't getting your morning no more.
07:27Hi, baby.
07:30Why?
07:31Ah, you're trying to get me closer, right?
07:34You're like that.
07:36What did he say?
07:37It hurts when you do that.
07:38You're trying to get me closer, right, baby?
07:40I'm doing that because I'm practicing how to wink.
07:52Good job.
07:58Good job.
08:01Wow.
08:04Uh, excuse me.
08:06Can I share?
08:09Sure, sure, sure.
08:11Okay.
08:23When I wake up in the morning, love.
08:28When the sunlight hurts my eyes.
08:33Ah.
08:34Hi.
08:36Hi.
08:37Can you invite me to our place?
08:40Me?
08:41Yes.
08:43I'm taps, among the many of us.
08:46I'm just your invite.
08:48Why?
08:49Because we're going to have a barbeque there and we don't have any food.
09:11It's really hard to be a sexy woman here in Boracay.
09:15Men always make fun of you.
09:19It's good if only foreigners make fun of you because they have money.
09:23But no, most of them, the people from Manila, the people from Nyakis,
09:26the people from Ligan, the people from Parabang, they always make fun of you.
09:30Is it my fault if our Englishmen are like that?
09:35For us, when it comes to fish, fish.
09:39When it comes to face, fish.
09:42When it comes to dating, fish.
09:45When it comes to peace, fish.
09:48Sometimes, they even make fun of me.
09:51I just asked their address where they live, in Pist 1 or Pist 2.
09:55Oh, I just turned my back on them.
09:57I just asked their address where they live, in Pist 1 or Pist 2.
10:13Bro, open it.
10:28You can do it!
10:36I know that I can speak English.
10:39I'm good at it.
10:41That's why most of the foreigners that I know,
10:45they are a lot.
10:47I can compare them to Koreans, Japanese, Germans, French.
10:54Because you don't have to speak English there.
10:57It's just body language.
10:59That's English, right?
11:01Sometimes, I had a Japanese boyfriend.
11:04We didn't talk to each other anymore.
11:07When I answered him, I just nodded like that.
11:10Then, when we broke up, I just slapped him.
11:13He understood that.
11:15We broke up.
11:17That's why we broke up.
11:19Because I think he became a yakuza.
11:21Imagine how long we were together.
11:25That's what happened to his fingers.
11:27They were slowly being removed.
11:29They were like that.
11:31When we go to a disco, he has a form.
11:34He's always like a rapper.
11:36His fingers are always like that.
11:38When he has a form like that, when he dances like that,
11:41it's embarrassing.
11:45That's why I broke up with him.
11:46When I broke up with him,
11:48aside from being a yakuza,
11:50sometimes, we went to Sabong.
11:53Imagine, we had a fight in Sabong.
11:55We went there for 10 years.
11:58The problem is,
12:00he only has 6 fingers.
12:05From the call of change of Bubblegum,
12:08here is the latest edition of GNA Splash Report.
12:13Good evening, everyone.
12:14This is your host, Ivan Submarina,
12:16for GNA Splash Report.
12:21The world is upside down now.
12:23The best rapper is Puti.
12:25The champion in golf is Egoy.
12:28The U.S.A. Arrogante has been accused.
12:31And Germany doesn't want to fight anymore.
12:34This is your host, Ivan Submarina,
12:36for GNA Splash Report.
12:40Have a nice summer.
12:42Salad.
12:44Salad.
12:58That's my uncle.
13:00I've seen him before.
13:02He's a sexy chick.
13:04This is embarrassing.
13:06This is a nude camp.
13:08It's already cold,
13:10and we're going to fly?
13:12Of course, it's embarrassing.
13:14We might go to a nude camp,
13:16and later they'll see
13:18that we're staring at them,
13:20and they'll get mad.
13:22You know what?
13:27There they are.
13:29Shh.
13:31There they are.
13:33I'm nervous.
13:35I don't know what to do.
13:38There they are.
13:45He took off his shoes.
13:47I think that's him.
13:49I think that's him.
13:51Let's go to the woods.
13:53No, not yet.
13:55Let's wait.
13:57He might take off his shoes.
13:59He might drop his shoes.
14:01What is this?
14:03I think that's him.
14:08There he is.
14:10There he is.
14:11He took off his shoes.
14:13He took off his shoes.
14:15He took off his shoes.
14:17He took off his shoes.
14:19He took off his shoes.
14:21He took off his shoes.
14:23Let's take off our clothes.
14:25Let's surprise them.
14:27Are you ready?
14:42Are you ready?
14:441, 2, 3, hi.
14:46Hi, girls.
14:56Hi, girls.
15:00Girls, did you call us?
15:02Are you crazy?
15:04Did you call us girls?
15:06We thought you're girls.
15:08We thought.
15:09A lot of people die because of bad thoughts.
15:12That's right.
15:14Your legs are beautiful.
15:16What do you mean my legs?
15:18But we're not girls.
15:20We thought.
15:22We thought.
15:28We're not girls.
15:29We thought.
15:31We thought.
15:37I'm not lucky when I'm with a Filipino.
15:41Because sometimes, I have a shota.
15:44He's a congressman.
15:46Then, there are men who came to my place.
15:49They're wearing barongs.
15:51They have guns.
15:53I thought they're bodyguards.
15:55But they're NBI.
15:56I thought they're recruiters.
15:59He said he'll dress me up.
16:01But he made me dance hubad in the club.
16:05That's good.
16:26I'm sorry.
16:28I'm sorry.
16:30I'm sorry.
16:32I'm sorry.
16:34I'm sorry.
16:36I'm sorry.
16:38I'm sorry.
16:40I'm sorry.
16:42I'm sorry.
16:44I'm sorry.
16:46I'm sorry.
16:48I'm sorry.
16:50I'm sorry.
16:52I'm sorry.
16:54I'm sorry.
16:57I'm sorry.
16:59I'm sorry.
17:01I'm sorry.
17:26We're all going on a summer holiday We're all going on a summer holiday
17:56Okay, is everyone here?
17:58Yes!
18:00Before we start, I would like to know if you agree with me that we are now floating in the sea of terror that is surrounded by terrorists.
18:10Do you agree?
18:12Yes, Madam President!
18:14Even though we are being helped by the Americans, they are only distributing to us the surplus of the army of second-hand soldiers. Do you understand that?
18:26Yes, Madam President!
18:28Okay, I would also like to know if you agree with me that we will only use our basics in swimming in the sea of terror later?
18:38Yes, Madam President!
18:40Okay, let's start!
18:42Do you understand?
18:44What is the status of our anti-terrorist drill here in Boracay, General?
18:48Madam President, it is being postponed.
18:52It is being postponed, General?
18:54Yes, Ma'am!
18:56Are you sure, General?
18:58If it is being postponed, why are there still so many people here in Boracay?
19:02What is the status of our anti-terrorist drill here in Boracay?
19:04Why are there still so many people here in Boracay?
19:06Do you agree with me?
19:08Do you agree with me?
19:10Do you agree with me?
19:12Do you agree with me?
19:14Do you agree with me?
19:16Do you agree with me?
19:18Do you agree with me?
19:20Do you agree with me?
19:22Do you agree with me?
19:24Do you agree with me?
19:26Do you agree with me?
19:28Do you agree with me?
19:30You are like brainless people!
19:32When I said evacuation,
19:34there should be no one here right now!
19:36Yes, Madam!
19:38Okay, let the people leave.
19:40One more thing I want to discuss,
19:42the security of the boracay.
19:44the security of the boracay.
19:46the security of the boracay.
19:48the security of the boracay.
19:50There are wars in Iraq.
19:52We are being forced to go to the sea.
19:54There are wars in Iraq.
19:56We should be fixing the security of the boracay.
19:58We should be fixing the security of the boracay.
20:00We should be fixing the security of the boracay.
20:02How are you, General?
20:04Ma'am, the boracay is well secured.
20:06Well secured?
20:08How are you going to explain my photos
20:10in the newspaper?
20:12The press caught us here.
20:14They caught my wife.
20:16She was dancing.
20:18What happened?
20:20Stop explaining.
20:22I don't want the press here.
20:24Who is responsible for that?
20:28What?
20:30We brought them here.
20:32We brought them here.
20:34Now, let them go home.
20:36Let them go home.
20:38Let them go home.
20:40Now,
20:42all the tourists leave.
20:44Let's go home.
20:46Let's go home.
20:48I don't want to see
20:50the visitors here.
20:54Anti-terrorist drill should evacuate the area.
21:01Do you understand?
21:03You're all the same.
21:05That's why you don't know how to...
21:11Hey, wait!
21:12Hey!
21:13I think you left me.
21:15Hey!
21:16Where are you going?
21:17Hey!
21:18Where are you going?
21:19Hey!
21:20What's that?
21:24Hot air!
21:27So hot air!
21:30So hot air!
21:40Wipe your body right after swimming
21:42so you won't sweat.
21:46A public service from Bubblegum.
21:54Good day to all of you.
21:56Before we continue here in Tips Ahoy,
21:58I will first remove my...
22:00Seven?
22:01Eyewear.
22:02Alright.
22:03We're still here in Boracay.
22:05We're here in the swimming pool
22:06where a lot of bad things are happening.
22:10So that's our topic today in Tips Ahoy.
22:13How can you simplify the situations in the swimming pool?
22:19Just like this.
22:21For example,
22:22you're all in the swimming pool.
22:24Don't you notice that
22:25when it comes to bad situations,
22:28you know,
22:29you get jingled.
22:30You notice that
22:31no one is coming out of the swimming pool.
22:34Do you know why?
22:36It's because of bad people.
22:37That's one reason.
22:38Simplification.
22:41Now, how do you simplify?
22:43That's probably your question.
22:45First,
22:46don't panic.
22:48When you're talking,
22:50don't stop.
22:51Because when you're talking
22:53and suddenly you're silent,
22:54it's obvious that you did something.
22:57So don't panic.
22:59You should keep on saying what you're saying.
23:03And this happens in the swimming pool.
23:05Do you notice that your lips are yellow?
23:09You need a prop of lemon juice.
23:13When you're jingling,
23:15and your area becomes yellow,
23:18you should throw a bit of lemon juice.
23:22As in,
23:23Oh, I threw my lemon juice.
23:25Sorry.
23:26There.
23:27The juice will mix with your yellow jingling.
23:32You won't notice it anymore.
23:37Did you see that?
23:38Now,
23:39what's hard to stop
23:42is the jingling.
23:43Do you know what jingling is?
23:45It's not the jingling of girls or boys.
23:47It's the jingling of the last drop.
23:50Oh,
23:51it's obvious.
23:53But if you notice that it's jingling,
23:56it's very easy, my friends.
23:58My tip is very easy.
23:59All you need to do is this.
24:01You'll sing a song
24:03with jingling.
24:05For example,
24:06you feel the jingling, right?
24:13See?
24:14It's not obvious anymore.
24:15See?
24:16It's not jingling anymore.
24:17Really.
24:18It's like you're really singing
24:20because you're feeling the jingling.
24:21Okay.
24:22Now,
24:23another thing that's hard to simplify
24:26is when you lose your sense of smell.
24:29Right?
24:30Because aside from
24:31your sense of smell,
24:34it's bubbling.
24:36It's bubbling.
24:37See?
24:38It's like water is boiling.
24:42Well,
24:43it's easy to lose your sense of smell like that.
24:45Before you lose your sense of smell,
24:47take a deep breath.
24:48It's bubbling.
24:49Now,
24:50if you remove it,
24:51it's bubbling.
24:52Follow it with your exhale
24:53so that they'll bubble at the same time
24:55on top of the water.
24:56It's easy, right?
24:57However,
24:58you'll have a bad breath.
25:02Now,
25:03if you can't see the water boiling
25:05and you have a bad smell,
25:06just pour it on the person next to you.
25:09At least,
25:10even if he's dead,
25:12he's now the center of attraction.
25:15He'll be the star
25:17of what you did.
25:18As if!
25:30Woohoo!
25:31Now,
25:32you've learned a lot
25:34from Hoy's tips.
25:35Now,
25:36if you'll see one of your friends
25:39who did what I taught you,
25:42I'm sure
25:43he learned it here
25:45from Hoy's tips.
25:46So, until next time,
25:48Hoy's tips!
25:54What's that?
25:55To warm up?
25:56Yes.
25:57Woohoo!
25:58Yeah!
25:59Woohoo!
26:00Woohoo!
26:01Woohoo!
26:02Woohoo!
26:03Woohoo!
26:04Woohoo!
26:10Oh!
26:21Bro,
26:22tomorrow again.
26:23Jesus Christ!
26:27Ha!
26:28Ha!
26:29You're so annoying!
26:34Ha!
26:35Ha!
26:36Ha!
26:37Ha!
26:38Ha!
26:39Ha!
26:40Ha!
26:42Ha!
26:43Ha!
26:44Ha!
26:56Just do it with a bubblegum!
27:02Ha!
27:03Ha!
27:04Ha!
27:05Ha!
27:06Ha!
27:07Baka walang sumagip sa'yo pag nalunod ka.
27:38Mga kwentong hangos atsaka na buhay,
27:42mga karanasan na di dapat kalimutan,
27:46mga bagay na di dapat magsilbing inspirasyon,
27:50ngayon, bukas, at magpakiman lang.
27:54Magpakiman lang, hindi mong babago.
28:00Luhayin natin sa gabing ito ang kagilagilalas
28:04na pakikipag sa palaran ni Bitoy,
28:07Batumbakan,
28:09at kung paano siya naging isang star dancer
28:12ng sikat na sex balls.
28:17Walk, walk, walk!
28:20Sige na, swimming na tayo!
28:22Sige, gali!
28:24Magumat ka na!
28:34Bitoy, anong ginagawa? Mali ka na magswimming na tayo.
28:37Sige, sige, sige!
28:38Pahala ka.
28:46Sige na, magpakalas sa amin!
28:49Bitoy, wala ka na dito!
28:55Magpakiman lang, hindi mong babago.
29:01Bata pa lang si Bitoy, mahilig na talagang sumayaw.
29:05Para bang buong buhay niya, wala siyang nasa isip,
29:09kundi sumayaw.
29:11Kaya lang, hindi ganoon kalakas ang suporta ng kanyang mga magulang.
29:18Conservative na sila, at ubot pa ng hirap.
29:22Kaya isang araw...
29:48Hoy, bata ka!
29:50Anong gawin mo dyan, ha?
29:51Hindi ka pa tapos, alam mo maglalaba ka pa, ha?
29:54Pwede ba taposin mo yan kung ayaw makitikim sa'kin, ha?
29:57Hoy, Bitoy!
29:59Tapog ka ng martilyo dyan!
30:01Hilisin mo!
30:06Pako, pako!
30:11Tama.
30:17Lagare, lagare!
30:18Lagare!
30:20Hoy, tinigilan mo nga yan!
30:22Walang mangyayarin sa'yo dyan!
30:26Ano ba ito, kinababayaan ng ganito!
30:40Hindi siya na-discouraged.
30:42Hindi niya tinigilan ang pagsasayaw.
30:45Sa tuwing may pyesa sa iba't ibang barrio,
30:47sumasali siya sa mga dance contest kahit mag-isa.
30:52Hanggang sa dumating,
30:54ang syuerting maka-audition siya sa telebisyon.
31:15Pare, gawin mo!
31:18Down, down!
31:19Down, boy, down!
31:22Down!
31:26Fabulous!
31:28Okay, okay, next!
31:30Next please!
31:48Love that!
31:49Love that!
31:50Very good!
31:51Very, very, very good!
31:54Ang laki-laki ng chon mo,
31:56sayaw ka ng sayaw,
31:57but I like it!
32:00At dahil dyan,
32:01ang cute-cute mo,
32:03isisama ka sa grupo ko,
32:05sexy!
32:07I like it!
32:09At dahil dyan,
32:10ang cute-cute mo,
32:12isisama ka sa grupo ko,
32:14sexy!
32:15I like it!
32:16Congratulations, man!
32:21I'll give you a big car!
32:23Ikaw magiging co-leader nila!
32:26I like it!
32:27I like it!
32:29I like it!
32:45Yes, ma!
32:51At ballet, yun lang nga, Tita Belle.
32:53From that point on,
32:54nagdare-darecho na yung career ko
32:56bilang famous choreographer-dancer
32:59para sa famous dance group na Sexbots.
33:02Eh de,
33:04happy naman ang mga magulang mo ngayon.
33:06Well, actually, Tita Belle,
33:08as a matter of fact,
33:10medyo, ano nga sila eh,
33:11parang,
33:12hindi na nagustuhan,
33:13pinalayas pa nga ako
33:14tapos sabi,
33:15huwag na rin akong babalik, Tita Belle.
33:17Ah, so,
33:18sa kabila ng iyong
33:20pagiging magaling na mananayaw,
33:23ayaw ka pa rin yun na maging dancer?
33:25Well, no naman, Tita Belle.
33:26Balik kasi,
33:27nung nagdating famous dancer-choreographer na ako
33:30for the famous Sexbots,
33:32eh, tinangay ko nun yung
33:33swimming trunks ng tatay ko eh.
33:35Tapos, since sabing suwerte na sakin yun,
33:37hindi ko na pinalitan.
33:38Ito nga yung suot ko ngayon, Tita Belle.
33:40Bale, mga two years ko nang suot ito,
33:42hindi ko pinapalitan talaga.
33:44Hindi ka naliligo?
33:45Hindi na,
33:46well, naliligo,
33:47pero hindi ko na talalaban, Tita Belle.
33:50Ito po,
33:51nagwawakas
33:52ang paghatid namin sa inyo na
33:54mga kwentong hangos
33:56at saka na buhay.
33:58Mga karanasan
33:59na dapat kalimutan.
34:02Mga bagay
34:03na di dapat magsilbing inspirasyon.
34:06Ngayon,
34:07bukas,
34:08bukas,
34:09at magpaklima.
34:14Tita Belle,
34:15alam nyo,
34:16you have nice music here.
34:18As a matter of fact,
34:19parang,
34:20masarap sayawan,
34:21kasi pang...
34:28Tryin' ito ah, Tita Belle.
34:29Totala, kaginya na kayo...
34:39Pare,
34:40pabukas naman.
34:42Pare, sabi ko,
34:43pabukas naman oh.
34:45Eh, bukas na eh.
34:46Ang alin?
34:47Yung pundilyo mo.
35:08Bubblegum!
35:11Mula sa puluatang pampalitahan
35:12ng Bubblegum,
35:13narito ang latest edisyon
35:14ng GNA Splash Report.
35:18Magandang araw.
35:19Ako po, inyong lingkot na si
35:20Evansiv Marina para sa GNA
35:24Splash Report.
35:26Hindi na dapat mabahala
35:27ang mga Pilipino
35:28sa kinatatakutang SARS.
35:30Ayon sa mga sentipiko,
35:31sa dumiraw ng hangin
35:33sa buong Maynila,
35:34eh, hindi pa nakakapasok ang SARS,
35:36ay namamatay na kagad ang virus na ito.
35:39Ito pong muli ang inyong lingkot
35:40na si Evansiv Marina
35:41para sa GNA
35:44Splash Report.
35:45Ayoko na magsabaho dito.
35:46Kaginyan, sinabasa!
35:47Ayoko na!
36:07Sir,
36:09ayun yung type kong model.
36:11Eh, type mo pala eh.
36:13Ba't di mo lapitan?
36:14Hindi ba jahe?
36:16Di!
36:17Lapitan mo naman,
36:18una ka pa ng iba.
36:19Sige.
36:20Sunadan mo eh, dali!
36:22Miss?
36:23Hi!
36:26Eto!
36:27Eto yung sinasabi kong model,
36:28yung bagong model.
36:29Ano nga bang model to?
36:32Eto yung type ko.
36:33Diba?
36:37Miss?
36:38Hello, girl.
36:40Pwede bang maalaman ng mga pangalan nyo?
36:43Bakit?
36:44Gusto mo makipagkilala sa amin?
36:46Ay, hindi.
36:47Kasi,
36:48pibigyan ko ng pangalan
36:49yung mga tanim kong papaya.
36:51Ipapangalan ko sana sa inyo
36:53para lumaki rin ng bunga.
36:56Hoy!
36:57Ano yung mukha nyo ba yung mga guys?
36:59Tina mo,
37:00magpapakilala tayo.
37:01Dali!
37:02Ay nako, no.
37:03Pwede ba?
37:04Dalagang Pilipina yata ako, no.
37:07Sabah, guy.
37:08Oo nga, tama.
37:09Huwag tayo magpakilala sa kanila
37:10kasi,
37:11di ba,
37:12bagay na tayo.
37:13Hindi ba?
37:14Hindi ba?
37:15Hindi ba?
37:16Hindi ba?
37:17Hindi ba?
37:18Hindi ba?
37:19Hindi ba?
37:20Hindi ba?
37:21Hindi ba?
37:22Hindi ba?
37:23Hindi ba?
37:24Hindi ba?
37:25Dalagi kasi,
37:26di ba,
37:27baka kahit mayyaman silang guap.
37:28Baka sabi ng kakandara pa tayo.
37:29Oo nga.
37:30Dapat, hindi.
37:40Girls,
37:41pwede bang
37:42makipagkilala sa inyo?
37:45Sige.
37:46Sige na.
37:47Sige na.
37:48Sige na.
37:49Sige na.
37:50Sige na.
37:51Sige na.
37:52Sige na.
37:53Bosses, you can get to know each other now.
37:56Come closer.
38:00Come here.
38:01Sir, come here.
38:09Hey!
38:10Hey!
38:11Hey!
38:12Hey!
38:13Hey!
38:14Hey!
38:15Hey!
38:16Hey!
38:17Hey!
38:18Hey!
38:19Hey!
38:20Hey!
38:21Hey!
38:22Watch out!
38:28Hi.
38:29Hi.
38:31You know what?
38:33I like you.
38:34Really.
38:36I like you.
38:37Here, I brought something for you.
38:39This is your ring.
38:40You know what?
38:41Your name is engraved on it.
38:43Really?
38:44Yes.
38:47Okay.
38:49But you know what?
38:50I have something to tell you.
38:51What is it?
38:53I don't want to hurt you.
38:55I want to tell you that I have a boyfriend.
38:57Really?
38:59Who is he?
39:00Is he our neighbor?
39:01No, I can't tell you.
39:03You can't know because you might fight with him.
39:06Tell me so that I can sell that ring.
39:20Hi.
39:21Can I take a picture with you?
39:24Are you serious?
39:26Yes.
39:28Really?
39:29Yes.
39:30You have a lot of girls there.
39:31Why me?
39:33No.
39:34You know what?
39:35In my whole life,
39:36I just saw a…
39:38A what?
39:40A…
39:41A…
39:42A…
39:43A…
39:44A…
39:45A…
39:46A…
39:47A…
39:48A…
39:49A…
39:50A…
39:51A…
39:52A…
39:53A…
39:54A…
39:55A…
39:56A…
39:57A…
40:03Hi.
40:05Can I get to know you?
40:08Miss,
40:09we are kinda hard to resist
40:12but we are married already.
40:15Come on.
40:16No, I'm fine.
40:18Even if you already have a wife?
40:20No, no, she understands.
40:22If she finds out, she'll be mad at us.
40:25Yes, our wives will be mad at us.
40:27Then don't let her know.
40:28She knows they're here.
40:30No, they're here.
40:31They're here.
40:32There they are.
40:48You're drunk, aren't you?
41:00Yes, why?
41:01Good.
41:02This is my chance to beat you up.
41:19With a bubble gun.
41:25Good summer to all of you.
41:27I'm here at your corner,
41:29at Tarz Antenna Forest
41:31for your favorite show,
41:33Hayuk Man Ay Tauri.
41:36Okay, we're here in Boracay
41:39and our guest is perfect for our location.
41:43No one else,
41:44Ali Mango.
41:46Hello, hello.
41:47Good summer to all of you.
41:49How are you, Ali?
41:52I'm okay.
41:54Ali, before we continue,
41:55I have a question for you.
41:58Why are you red?
42:01I know you're green,
42:03but why are you red?
42:05Yes, that's true.
42:07While I was on my way here,
42:09someone threw hot water at me.
42:12I was shocked,
42:13that's why my skin turned red.
42:15I avoided a lot of seafood restaurants
42:17because, you know,
42:19I might get disgraced.
42:22Yes, you're right.
42:25This is my first question to you.
42:27I'm just curious.
42:28I want to know,
42:29what's more delicious,
42:30a woman's Ali Mango
42:32or a man's Ali Mango?
42:34To be honest,
42:35a woman's Ali Mango
42:37is sweet,
42:38but not rich.
42:40A man's Ali Mango
42:42is rich,
42:43but not sweet.
42:44That's why the most delicious Ali Mango
42:46is a gay Ali Mango.
42:49Because it's sweet,
42:50but rich.
42:51That's why I'm so proud
42:54to be a gay Ali Mango.
42:57You're with the Federation, sis.
42:59Yes, I am.
43:00To be honest,
43:01I can also have children
43:03because I have big breasts.
43:06Wow!
43:07You're really something.
43:09Okay, here's another question.
43:13Aside from the size,
43:15what are the differences
43:17between a man's Ali Mango
43:19and a woman's Ali Mango?
43:21Well, one of our differences
43:23is our way of life.
43:26What do you mean by that?
43:28For example,
43:29a man's Ali Mango is cheap.
43:32It's cheap.
43:33I'm not saying
43:34that a man's Ali Mango is cheap,
43:35but usually,
43:36a man's Ali Mango
43:38is a bit massive
43:40because it's cheap.
43:42Okay.
43:43A woman's Ali Mango
43:44is a bit expensive
43:46because the price is a bit higher
43:48compared to a man's Ali Mango.
43:49But us, Ali Mangos,
43:50we're very sociable.
43:53Wait, you're sociable
43:55because in seafood restaurants,
43:57you're usually the one serving,
43:58right?
43:59Yes.
44:00Even though,
44:01look at the way we cook.
44:02Most of the time,
44:03the women's Ali Mango
44:04are being bullied.
44:07It's delicious.
44:08I'm just bullying you.
44:10Yes, it's delicious.
44:11But do you know
44:12why the women's Ali Mango
44:13are being bullied for a long time?
44:14To make it more delicious, right?
44:16That's wrong.
44:17That's wrong.
44:18That's wrong.
44:19Why is that?
44:20That's why they're being bullied for a long time
44:22because people have been thinking
44:24for a long time
44:25if they're going to eat it or not.
44:27But us, Ali Mangos,
44:28we eat it right away
44:30because it's delicious.
44:31Our beauty doesn't get bullied.
44:33Ah, okay.
44:35Ali Masag, right?
44:37Yes.
44:38It's always mixed with coconut milk.
44:39Yes.
44:40But Ali Masag,
44:41we eat it right away.
44:43That's wrong.
44:44You don't eat it right away
44:45because it's delicious.
44:46You eat it right away
44:48because if you leave it for a long time,
44:50it will easily get spoiled
44:51because it has coconut milk in it.
44:53The coconut milk will get spoiled right away.
44:55Ah, okay.
44:56I understand now.
44:57Okay, here's another question.
44:59Isn't it the same with the
45:00Talangka and Ali Masag?
45:02Yes.
45:03Aren't they your children?
45:05Yes.
45:06We are of the same race.
45:07We are of the same blood.
45:09Why not?
45:10If it's expensive,
45:11you should buy it.
45:12Huh?
45:13Why are you two fighting?
45:14That's what we call
45:16crab mentality.
45:18Crab mentality.
45:20That's right.
45:21You know, Ali.
45:23Yes.
45:24It's not just your animals
45:25that have crab mentality.
45:27Really?
45:28It's the same with humans.
45:29That's why it's said
45:30that even animals are humans.
45:31Yes.
45:32Humans also have crab mentality.
45:33That's why it should be gone.
45:35You know, Ali.
45:36I learned a lot from you.
45:37Yes.
45:38Thank you very much
45:39for guesting today.
45:40Thank you very much as well.
45:41And don't worry.
45:43Even if it's to the left or to the right,
45:45I will walk towards you.
45:47Just don't face me
45:49because I don't walk facing you.
45:51Okay.
45:52Well,
45:53this is Tarzan De La Forest
45:55saying
45:56that an animal should always
45:58call a human.
45:59Take care, everybody.
46:01Ali, take care.
46:32Bro, tomorrow.
46:45I love you.
46:47I don't love you.
46:49What did you say?
46:50I don't love you.
46:51You don't love me.
46:52No.
46:53Why did you leave me?
46:54I gave you everything.
46:55I gave you everything.
46:57I love you.
47:02I love you.
47:03I love you.
47:24Later.
47:25I'm tired.
47:26Let's go later.
47:27Later.
47:28Later.
47:29Later.
47:30Later.
47:31Later.
47:32Later.
47:33Later.
47:34Later.
47:35Later.
47:36Later.
47:37Later.
47:38Later.
47:39Later.
47:40Hey, Miss.
47:41Yes?
47:42Can I meet you?
47:44Hey, mister.
47:45I'm not the type of girl
47:46you think is easy to woo.
47:49Hey, guys.
47:50Come here.
47:54Help me.
47:55Let's woo her.
47:56Let's woo her.
47:57Let's woo her.
48:17Excuse me.
48:19What time is it?
48:22You know what, guys?
48:24You have a bad style.
48:26For example, you'll ask us
48:27what time it is
48:28but you just want to get to know us, right?
48:30Then, you'll invite us to a date.
48:33Then, if you get what you want,
48:34you'll just leave us like that.
48:37You know what, Mico?
48:38You're talking too much.
48:40I'm just asking for the time.
48:42I'm not the type.
48:53Boys, boys, boys.
48:54Hey.
48:55Come here.
48:56Let's get to know each other.
48:58We might get in trouble.
49:00Yes, we might get in trouble.
49:01Come here.
49:02Yes, we might get in trouble.
49:05Hey, Miss.
49:06Can we join you?
49:08Yeah.
49:09Sure.
49:10Hey, let's join them.
49:12Okay.
49:16You know what?
49:17We've been together for a while.
49:18We've been together for a while.
49:19You know what?
49:20Let's get to know each other.
49:21Let's go.
49:22Come here, guys.
49:24The girls are so pretty.
49:33Bro, that's sexy.
49:37Bro, did you see that?
49:38Yes.
49:39That's her.
49:40That's what my cousin said.
49:41Really?
49:42Yes, look at her.
49:43She's beautiful, right?
49:44Bro, just discard her.
49:45No, no.
49:46What?
49:47What?
49:48We're going home.
49:49That's it.
49:50You might get caught.
49:51You saw this?
49:52That's it, right?
49:53That's it.
50:00Excuse me.
50:01Miss, how much do you charge for this revolting?
50:05I'm a fan of Anito.
50:07I'm a collector of Anito.
50:11Take it out.
50:12Take it out.
50:13Take it out.
50:14Take it out.
50:15Take it out.
50:16Take it out.
50:17Take it out.
50:18Take it out.
50:19Take it out.
50:20Take it out.
50:22Oh, yeah.
50:24Oh, yeah.
50:25Oye Rickiterral.
50:26We used to have a contact at a beach called Ricky Toy.
50:32We followed you.
50:33Followed us.
50:34We followed you.
50:35We watched you guys.
50:38We hope you guys are full.
50:42And we hope not.
50:45We made you sting.
50:46And of course, we would like to thank all of you who gave special treatment to our special episode.
50:52Yeah, that was special.
50:54La Panole Resort headed by their president, Mr. James Lau.
50:59Mr. James!
51:00And of course, to Ms. Al Bromeo of the resort.
51:03Of course!
51:05Ms. Joanna Aguadala, Director of Sales and Marketing.
51:09Mr. Benji Vanzon, Room Division Manager.
51:13And of course, to Tribal Outdoor Sandals and Iguana Sandals.
51:17Thank you very much.
51:19Good, good.
51:20And of course, to Ms. Gia Sandals.
51:22And of course, to Mr. James Yap.
51:27Mr. Yap!
51:28Mr. Yap!
51:29And of course, to all of you who are with us here in Boracay,
51:34Catcher Sandals and Master Nang!
51:37Let's go, let's go, let's go!
51:41Okay, my friends.
51:43If you were beaten last night,
51:46here in our place,
51:47don't worry.
51:48Next week, we have something to show you.
51:50We will continue the summer semester of Bapong Gang.
51:54No, this is just a closing.
51:57Freestyle.
51:58Do you know what we're doing?
51:59Freestyle.
52:00Freestyle.
52:01Okay, 1, 2, 1, 2, 3.
52:04Go!
52:05All we need is a party Tonight we're gonna have fun
52:12On the beach
52:15Come on there's a party
52:16Fun on the beach
52:18Come on there's a party tonight
52:24Ho Ho Hi Ho
52:27Hey Ho Hey
52:29Come on there's a party
52:30Ho Ho Hi Ho
52:33Hey Ho Hey
52:34Don't paint number 9, don't paint number 9, don't paint number 9.
53:04Don't paint number 9, don't paint number 9, don't paint number 9, don't paint number 9.
53:07Here it is, a groove, slightly transformed.
53:10Just a bit of a break from the norm.
53:12Just a little something to break the monotony of all that hardcore dance
53:16that has gotten to be a little bit out of control.
53:19It's cool to dance, but what about a groove to move your hands?
53:23Give me a source of the mix.
53:25And if it ain't broke, then don't try to fix it.
53:28And think of the summers of the past.
53:30Adjust the bass and let the alpine fly.
53:32Pop in my CD and let me run around.
53:35Put your back on truth and look back.
53:37Cause it's summer time.
53:38It's the summer, summer time.
53:43It's the summer season, boy.
53:46It's the summer season, boy.
53:48It's the summer, summer time.
53:53It's the summer season, boy.
53:56It's the summer season, boy.
53:58I wanna have fun on the beach.
54:01Come on, there's a party.
54:03It's fun on the beach.
54:06Come on, there's a party tonight.
54:15Come on, there's a party.