Pervanov Dnevnik RTL - S01E10

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Za izgradnju vlastitog stava svaki građanin nužno treba pravodobnu, ako je potrebito, čak i istinitu informaciju. RTL je angažirao svjetski ugledne novinarske tehničare, ing. Želimira Kučinu (Željko Pervan) i ing. Živojina Mirića (Mladen Horvat) da svojim briljantnim perom oslikaju hrvatsku regionalnu i globalnu stvarnost.

Legendarni "Pervanov dnevnik" evoluirao je od radijske uspješnice te će svojom prisutnošću kontaminirati i televizijski prostor. Zahvaljujući mreži jataka ...
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00:00You can throw the counter at the time, otherwise it will go away.
00:07Hold the tension on your finger and just ...
00:12Respect, good evening, dear viewers, dear audience.
00:19Here, I greet you from the fifteen-minute diary, as a minute waltz from Chopin's opera.
00:25Colleague, fire engineer Živojn Miric.
00:28Good evening, good evening.
00:30By the way, he is a journalist technician, he lives and works in Croatia, he is memorable.
00:34He was in Šplandida.
00:36Yes, yes.
00:38And Želimir Kučina, also a journalist technician, fire engine engineer.
00:43Not like that, as I said, technician and engineer.
00:47So, these two ends can be connected.
00:50The twentieth round of 2013, Tuesday.
00:53So, I would say, man, Tuesday, Tuesday.
00:56By the way, nothing of that.
00:58Tuesday is a special day that is placed between Mondays and Wednesdays.
01:02And just quiet, quiet.
01:04I love the day.
01:06I also like Tuesday.
01:08I prefer Tuesday.
01:10I am much better.
01:12I, if we will, I like Tuesday much more than Mondays.
01:16I, if we will, I like Tuesday much more than Mondays.
01:19From Wednesday...
01:21I like Wednesday the most.
01:23Why?
01:24I do not know why, somehow Wednesday.
01:26You know, the third day at the beginning of the week, maybe that's why.
01:29It happened today, colleague, fire engineer Živojn Miric,
01:33or better known in Istria by the name of Vito Pacje.
01:37Vito, who is Vito?
01:39Bene, Bene.
01:41In 1968, let's all remember together,
01:44invasion of 200,000 soldiers and 5,000 tanks, where?
01:49In Slovakia.
01:50So, Russians, if you are a friend of the Russians,
01:53then they do not like that you, you know,
01:55they keep you by force, my friend.
01:57Well, look.
01:58It's good for the Russians.
01:59Well, it's good, yes.
02:00And once when, you know, when the Russians catch you.
02:05When they grab you.
02:06Grab you.
02:07There is no such thing.
02:08There is not.
02:09Are you sure?
02:10There is no such thing.
02:12In 1884, four years later, the building of the Belgrade railway station was opened.
02:21The work of the architect Dragiš Milutinović's son,
02:24writer Sime Milutinović Saralije.
02:28Yes.
02:29You didn't know that for sure.
02:31I don't know.
02:32I'm waiting for you, did you know that?
02:35Where?
02:36I'm waiting.
02:38Well, but it doesn't matter.
02:40In 1914, the Serbian operation over the Austro-Hungarian army ended.
02:48Yes, yes.
02:49And with that adventure, I mean,
02:51I want to draw a parallel between Croatia and, say, our neighbors.
02:55Well, have you ever lost a battle or war in history?
02:59I tried.
03:00I learned.
03:01We didn't.
03:02Well, we'll visit you later,
03:04I'll talk to my colleague a little about this.
03:06I'm open to everything.
03:08Here is Damir Novotni, our...
03:10What is he?
03:11Damir Novotni.
03:12A well-known...
03:13A well-known...
03:14A well-known...
03:15I don't know if the thesis was okay when I call him a publicist.
03:18I don't know.
03:19You don't know?
03:20I don't know.
03:21Anyway, I like it.
03:22Damir Novotni with an Y.
03:24So, there must be some knowledge.
03:27So, agriculture, Slavonia and Vojvodina must unite if they want to survive.
03:32So that's one of the theses.
03:34So, reunification of some parts, some states,
03:38would not have survived on this rough market of the European Union.
03:42I can say, I mean, I can say.
03:44If I say that I'm glad, you know, that...
03:46Vojvodina and Slavonia.
03:48Here is a well-known analyst in search of my idea about reunification of the former countries.
03:54Not countries, it's just Vojvodina and...
03:57That's it, but you can't, you know, just cut a part and connect the other.
04:03You mean in the economic sense?
04:05In the economic sense, I think it should be the same.
04:07And we'll see then, if our neighbor comes to the European Union tomorrow,
04:12we'll be in the same country again, right?
04:14And why then...
04:15Well, I have no idea.
04:16I think we can dedicate an episode to that.
04:19Hungarians got bored.
04:20Someone got bored.
04:21Hungarians.
04:22Hungarians.
04:23Hungarians.
04:24Hungarians live, I can see it.
04:26Hungarians live.
04:27And now there is a news of the world that can go to us.
04:32The hostility of the Croats, we are the 6th nation, together with the Serbs,
04:37the 6th nation in the world in terms of hostility, in terms of thickness.
04:41We are healthy for that, you know.
04:43Nobody says that.
04:44You know, that's what they tell you.
04:45Wait, let's finish.
04:46Come on, let's finish.
04:47So, a young man, 610 kg heavy.
04:50Watch out.
04:51Like three me.
04:54From Saudi Arabia, they had to demolish the wall of the house, the building, to pull it out.
05:01Let's look at the contribution of colleague Žvojna Mirić.
05:06Here you can see how he is carried out.
05:10Okay, but that's some kind of disease, you see.
05:12Okay, yes, really.
05:13He is 20 years old, he has a young man.
05:14600 kg.
05:15600 kg.
05:16You can't do it the normal way.
05:18Although I think that men with a bigger weight say to women that they always prefer heavier men.
05:24You can't, he says.
05:25He says, woman, there is no impact to 100 kg, you know.
05:28I mean, when you say that, it's not really an impact.
05:31He was carrying him in a transport plane, and he is going to the surgery behind the Riyadh.
05:36They are going to take a few hundred kilos off.
05:38This is a drastic example of fattening.
05:41It's all, it's all that food, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that.
05:45But, how would I say, that's normal with us, it's normal with us, and I don't have any problems with that.
05:52In your country, if someone is thin.
05:54No, no, no, I have a document from my aunt, a little one.
05:58There is no 25 kilos, 30 kilos, if there is.
06:02They call him Žila, you know, Žila, they call him how thin he is.
06:05And he has a strong acidity, you know.
06:07He eats half an onion, and in half an hour, he doesn't have anything to eat, you know.
06:12He has a strong acidity, and he always complains about acidity.
06:15Or he kills me, you know.
06:19Yes, yes, but it's not healthy to be so heavy.
06:23We have our guest commentator, a nice and, hopefully, dear man, our Dule,
06:30to say how was his time, and what is the cure for obesity.
06:36What do I know?
06:39In my time, no one was fat.
06:42There's no reason.
06:43You know why?
06:44For example, there were always labor actions in the morning,
06:47so this duty officer calls you.
06:49Hey, get up, work, don't work, hold the line, dig channels,
06:55work for free, labor actions, brother, all over the country,
07:00you work like a fool.
07:01And how will you get fat?
07:02You can't get fat, brother.
07:03I had 24 kilos when I was young.
07:05So just work, work, work.
07:07Dig, Belgrade Bar, Sarajevo, Šamac.
07:10Just dig, dig the land, dig.
07:13My people, Dule is right.
07:15I remember Orasava.
07:17It was me and Kim Jong-un.
07:19I was a driver at Orasava.
07:21I had a badge.
07:22Yes.
07:23I met a woman there.
07:24Everything, everything.
07:25I had labor actions there.
07:27You know, but the best slogan is,
07:30we build the railway, the railway builds us.
07:33That's the best slogan there is.
07:35Philosophically, it's amazing.
07:37You know, you build the railway, but, but,
07:39and the railway builds you as a man, as a communist.
07:43How much you give to the railway,
07:44how much the railway gives to you.
07:45You understand?
07:46So, you stretch out, you and the railway are like one being.
07:49Okay, now.
07:50I won't exaggerate, right?
07:53We're still reading here at 24 hours.
07:56Okay, you don't have to go this way.
07:58We're reading here at 24 hours.
08:01So, there's still a labor inspection
08:03at Budala Lama, right?
08:05Yes, yes, still.
08:06They came two weeks ago.
08:08Two weeks ago.
08:09Two weeks after Dalaj Lama, and they're still...
08:11They're still cleaning it.
08:12They're still cleaning it, yes.
08:13All those buildings, these cafes.
08:16It has a basement.
08:17It has, it has, yes.
08:18A souvenir shop.
08:20Yes.
08:21Ducian with this white technique.
08:24Yes, it has everything.
08:25It has everything.
08:26Yes, everything.
08:27So, people from the local government
08:29would like to somehow establish contact
08:31with our little...
08:32It's a little uncomfortable.
08:33You know, it's Dalaj Lama,
08:35so they're trying to somehow, or socialize,
08:37talk to me, make a joke,
08:39a joke, but it's not working,
08:41because he's a serious man.
08:42He spent 60 years,
08:43he can't do it all at once.
08:44Let's take a look at today's.
08:46Angelina comes in,
08:48having fun with her husband in the bakery.
08:50Well, who cares?
08:52Wait.
08:53So what now?
08:54And Angelina says,
08:56she says, give me burek,
08:58and bread in a pie.
09:00She says, give me burek,
09:02and bread in a pie.
09:04Do you understand?
09:05And?
09:06And what now?
09:07What?
09:09And what now?
09:11Well, give her burek,
09:13and bread in a pie.
09:15Who?
09:16Well,
09:17it's not burek.
09:18No, no, not that.
09:23Give her burek,
09:24and bread in a pie.
09:26Do you understand?
09:30He won't,
09:31it wasn't burek for him, so...
09:33Oh my God.
10:03Oh my God.
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11:58It's not only Hai,
11:59I'm not afraid to be me.
12:00And?
12:01It was a dangerous time in Croatia, and as you can see, yesterday we predicted that the snow would fall and eat it up.
12:07Not only that, but also big waves rose, but our tourists seemed to have no choice.
12:16When a tourist comes to the sea, he thinks he has to do it by force.
12:19So, regardless of the fact that the axes fall, he would swim.
12:22He paid and there is nothing to do.
12:24Czechs and Czechs, so they were Czech tourists, were rowing on Kamenjak, that is the river down south of Istria.
12:32And they did not suspect that the waves were coming.
12:36Do you know what a wave is?
12:37South of Ula.
12:38It was south of Ula.
12:39And they both ended up in the hospital in Pula, and now they are waiting for the hospital to be built.
12:44The hospital has not yet been built, and now they are waiting in the parking lot.
12:47You can see how it looked.
12:48Živoj Mirić was there by chance.
12:51He went to his uncle, who was a military officer in Pula.
12:54Look at that.
12:57Do you see that?
12:58Yes.
12:59The power of the military.
13:00How rich it is.
13:01And the sea.
13:02It is a river, my friend.
13:03You know, the sea.
13:05It is not in doubt that it is old.
13:07Thank the sea, the end is near.
13:09But for this, for this...
13:10You see, it is still there.
13:11You see, it is still there.
13:12Yes, yes, yes.
13:13Money does not take away its danger.
13:14Look at it, look at the Czechs.
13:16It was like that little one.
13:18It would have taken the rock before him.
13:21And now look at this.
13:22That's a bad man.
13:24It would not have taken me.
13:26There is no theoretical chance.
13:27It would not have fallen around me.
13:29I'm on my feet, I'm holding on to the rock.
13:31You can't tear me off.
13:32I'm hanging on the rope like a basket.
13:36Nails like a cheetah.
13:38Yes, tourists, tourists.
13:41Not scary.
13:42You are a tourist.
13:43Yes, yes, yes.
13:44And now they say 30% fewer tourists came this year.
13:47That's nothing less.
13:48That's a loss.
13:50Last year it would have died.
13:52I'm telling you, you need to look at the flyers about resettlement at the annual rate.
13:56No, so this is less tourists in Croatia.
13:59These are the ones who did not survive last year.
14:02My God, be careful a little.
14:04It would be the same this year.
14:06But it's gone.
14:08That's a horror.
14:09And we will now show the book in which we recommend.
14:14This time the choice is our friend Miric.
14:18It's about a beautiful book.
14:20So a great illustrated encyclopedia of Ukraine.
14:25Why exactly Ukraine?
14:27Ukraine is one of the most beautiful countries I have ever had the pleasure of seeing in my life.
14:34I mean, I wasn't there, but I saw the pictures.
14:37So my little aunt takes it to the beach.
14:40He's quiet all day.
14:42We go to the beach at seven in the morning, he reads a book all day.
14:46He won't eat, you know, he has to eat.
14:49Okay, that was that book.
14:51Let's look now at another interesting thing that Czech tourists sent us.
14:58Somewhere around, where were they, around Karinsko?
15:01Karinsko, Zaledzie.
15:03Zaledzie.
15:04Zaledzie.
15:06It's not Zaledzie, it's the sea.
15:08Do you know where the Karinsko sea is?
15:10Good.
15:12Look what the Czech recorded, and they're still laughing.
15:15What's all floating on the Adriatic.
15:18It's a big white tuna.
15:22Do you want a shark?
15:24What do you want?
15:26A seal?
15:27Do you see?
15:31He's going to wash it.
15:33He's going to wash the tuna.
15:35He's going to wake it up.
15:37It's so small.
15:39He's good at math.
15:43Can you see it?
15:45It's a big tuna.
15:47There are four of them.
15:49There are five of them.
15:51It's a big white tuna.
15:53They say, swim in the sea.
15:54They say, swim in the sea.
15:56And after one commercial, we'll watch the weather forecast.
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