Pervanov Dnevnik RTL - S01E05

Tomislav Mix
Tomislav Mix
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Za izgradnju vlastitog stava svaki građanin nužno treba pravodobnu, ako je potrebito, čak i istinitu informaciju. RTL je angažirao svjetski ugledne novinarske tehničare, ing. Želimira Kučinu (Željko Pervan) i ing. Živojina Mirića (Mladen Horvat) da svojim briljantnim perom oslikaju hrvatsku regionalnu i globalnu stvarnost.

Legendarni "Pervanov dnevnik" evoluirao je od radijske uspješnice te će svojom prisutnošću kontaminirati i televizijski prostor. Zahvaljujući mreži jataka ...

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00:00TV-POKRASNICA.TV
00:10People will not, people will not.
00:15Incredible.
00:16Dear viewers, I wish you a good evening.
00:20I, Želimir Kućina and of course the hero of the Croatian TV journalism
00:27Živoj Mirić.
00:31Good evening.
00:32Živoj, how are you?
00:34Thank you.
00:35Good question.
00:36Have you been to Đevarska this weekend?
00:38No, no, I haven't. I had to stay here.
00:40You know, they called me to Luhja on Friday.
00:42They were preparing...
00:44When someone mentions Luhja to you...
00:46I don't know if NATO is attacking.
00:48When someone mentions Luhja to you...
00:50I immediately get a beating in my body.
00:53Really?
00:54Yes.
00:55You don't like beatings?
00:56I don't like beatings or Luhja.
00:58They called me Luhja, the mother of all Luhja.
01:01That's what they called me.
01:03And what happened?
01:04Nothing.
01:05Why are you lying?
01:06I don't know, I'm just...
01:08No, no, these meteorologists...
01:10They really give artistic inspiration in their work.
01:14As much as you want, as much as you can.
01:17There will be Luhja, there will be this, there will be that.
01:19In the end, nothing. And what now?
01:21Well, nothing to anyone.
01:22What do you mean nothing to anyone?
01:23What now?
01:24Do you think that no one has received a letter of resignation from the meteorologist?
01:26Well, yes.
01:27Well, no.
01:28Come on, get closer.
01:29Here, today is Monday.
01:32So, the first day of the week.
01:34And the 12th car is driving today.
01:36So, 2014.
01:38What happened today is the following.
01:43In 1851, Jitsak Singer...
01:47Of course, you already know by surname.
01:49He invented the sewing machine and got the award...
01:53No, he didn't get it.
01:54What did he get? Nothing.
01:55He got the opportunity to earn money.
01:57The opportunity to earn money, that's right.
01:59In 1877, Thomas Edison...
02:03Halva.
02:04Thomas Halva Edison.
02:06Edioscope.
02:08Edisoscope.
02:09So, a sound recorder.
02:11Although it was Tesla, in fact.
02:13Tesla invented everything.
02:14Everything.
02:15And he covered everything.
02:16He covered everything.
02:17He never followed...
02:18Wait, is Tesla a Croat or a Serb?
02:20According to you, a Serb.
02:21He is...
02:22You are a Serb, I am a Croat.
02:23Let's solve this now.
02:25Let's solve this.
02:26You and I are for real.
02:27Half and half.
02:28Here, you are a Serb, I am a Croat.
02:29Like knuckles and a knife.
02:30Yes, yes.
02:31Is that so?
02:32He is half and half to you, as he would say.
02:33You know, everyone...
02:34Is Nikola Tesla a Croat?
02:37And can we wave to them like to a big Croat?
02:42You can.
02:43You can.
02:44But he is of the origin, as he would say, you know...
02:48No, I am asking you, what is it?
02:50Well, you can't...
02:51He is a strange, as he would say, complex.
02:55So, a Croat and a Serb.
02:58I don't know what to tell you.
03:00A Croat and a Serb.
03:01A Serb and a Croat.
03:02Do you understand?
03:03He is...
03:06That's strange.
03:07Well, we are...
03:08We didn't solve it again.
03:09We didn't solve it again.
03:10You can't solve it when he is...
03:11How can we not?
03:12As he would say...
03:13Andrić is a Croat, but he is a Serb.
03:15But he is of the origin.
03:16He comes from Serbia.
03:17What origin?
03:18He was born in Smiljan.
03:19Yes.
03:20But he is a Serb.
03:21But his father, grandfather, great-grandfather, they all came from Serbia.
03:26When did they come from Serbia?
03:28They came a few hundred years ago.
03:30But, you see, he is like that.
03:34And you can...
03:35I am asking you, who is he?
03:36And you can...
03:37Listen.
03:38I am asking you, who is he?
03:42I am asking you, who is he?
03:43Answer me simply.
03:44How do I know?
03:45Look, to be honest, I don't know who he is.
03:48But, according to that conclusion, he should have been...
03:53Do you know that he is proud of his Croatian heritage and Serbian origin?
03:58He never said that.
03:59That's Croatian imagination.
04:00You think?
04:01Yes, man.
04:05Young people, you who live...
04:07Unfortunately, you were born in Croatia and live in Istoja.
04:10We congratulate you on the International Day of Young People.
04:13We wish to join you.
04:16It is not easy to be young and old.
04:19It is not.
04:20It is terrible.
04:21They say that 76% of young people, which is the root of the problem,
04:2772% of young people don't see the future in Croatia.
04:34And 68% of old people don't see the past.
04:37Everything is blind.
04:39Everything is blind.
04:40Everything is a masterpiece of ophthalmology.
04:43Ophthalmology.
04:44So, now our minister, Ante Bokakotoromanovic,
04:50promised to help Slovenes in Canada.
04:53I think, give us more.
04:55Bosnia and Herzegovina says to help.
04:59We don't have Slovenia, says Gori.
05:02Montenegro, Gori, help Croats.
05:04What is this?
05:06Buy Canadians.
05:08I will be there.
05:09Do you know why they are Canadians?
05:11I know.
05:12They are very expensive.
05:13We have two pieces.
05:15No, six.
05:16Gori, Slovenia, Gori, Bosnia, Herzegovina, Gorica, Montenegro.
05:22Who?
05:23Help Croats and Canadians.
05:25Ok.
05:26Ok.
05:27I will visit the forest.
05:28Here we have from far away China,
05:35a certain Zhonghong Bing.
05:37It sounds like a name, but it is not.
05:40After 40 years, he told his mother about his posthumous,
05:45because 40 years ago he reported to his mother,
05:49that he criticizes Mao Zedong.
05:54He arrested his mother.
05:56They came.
05:57Chinese.
05:58In the night.
05:59In the night.
06:00In the truck.
06:01They came in the night.
06:02Arrested in the night.
06:04He arrested his mother and shot her.
06:07His mother.
06:08His birth mother.
06:09I like that.
06:11Why is China developed now?
06:13Because they appreciate the birth mother.
06:16There is no Mila Lala there.
06:18No, no.
06:19What can you do?
06:22If someone around me,
06:25mother, brother, cousin, father,
06:28wants to shoot against Sipović or Milanović,
06:32I will immediately shoot him with a telephax.
06:36Seriously.
06:40The British warship from international news
06:43slowly sailed towards Gibraltar.
06:47The British still own Gibraltar,
06:49like Sviatoj Otičić next to Argentina.
06:52So, the British, as I said,
06:55do not give a gang of thieves,
06:57but all go from thieves to thieves.
06:59Robbed, robbed.
07:01For hundreds of years they robbed everything that could be robbed.
07:04And they still held Gibraltar.
07:08That is the entrance to the Mediterranean.
07:10And they do not give it to the Spaniards.
07:12Look, I'm not really ...
07:14Watch out for the name, Great Britain.
07:16If it has the name Great,
07:18you are not normal.
07:19Or national.
07:20Or national.
07:21Yes.
07:22On the way, maybe, you know,
07:24as soon as you come with a plane carrier,
07:26let's see what you have.
07:27There is no carrier.
07:28Someone comes with a dirty big one.
07:29Well, okay.
07:30But there is a carrier, India.
07:32We pay tribute to the Indians, right?
07:35India has not yet fallen,
07:37but it stands on the railing above.
07:39It stands on a dry dock,
07:40still pulling the water line.
07:43So, the carrier of the plane.
07:45Uroš!
07:47Uroš!
07:48Let's see the carrier of the plane.
07:50Let the carrier.
07:52Here you see.
07:53You see.
07:54This is the carrier of the plane,
07:56a huge frigate.
07:58Huge.
07:59Wait, we ...
08:01We are the Navy.
08:04I would say.
08:05Look, I mean,
08:06we also have a carrier of the plane.
08:10Neon star.
08:11Yes, yes.
08:12But the unit, the carrier of the plane.
08:13The carrier of one plane.
08:14Yes.
08:15Here you can see.
08:17Someone recorded it.
08:19On test driving.
08:21But it is not.
08:22You know, we are also waiting.
08:23Now India has announced.
08:26Now we are tomorrow.
08:27Knock on the door.
08:28Yes.
08:29Let's say before India.
08:30You know, it's a little stupid.
08:31After all, they have a little more than us.
08:33Then you wait in line.
08:34Do you understand?
08:35But it looks good.
08:36Yes, yes.
08:37There is no Julia Klović.
08:38Carrier of the plane.
08:39Wait, what is it on it?
08:40One plane.
08:41One plane, yes.
08:42One plane, yes.
08:43One plane.
08:44And it has equipment.
08:45So, rubber for landing in bad weather.
08:46On the side there are those tires.
08:47You know, truck tires.
08:48How much is my pressure?
08:49My pressure, I don't know.
08:50I think 55 tons.
08:51Good.
08:52Yes, good, good, yes.
08:53And three-cylinder, 150 horses.
08:54You will be better.
08:5521-year-old engine.
08:56But freshly repaired.
08:57Yes, but the color is still worse.
08:58The color is still worse.
08:59Okay, so that was an exclusive recording of the Croatian carrier of the plane.
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11:39Yes what?
11:40How come do they run?
11:41They run around here.
11:44And I've heard that they are running on the bridges.
11:46Everywhere, yes because they have to recover their fitness.
11:50Put that on and hit, run, put, Zemon.
11:55Forgive me.
11:56Pardon.
11:57It's alive.
11:58I said wrong.
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