Pervanov Dnevnik RTL - S01E03

Tomislav Mix
Tomislav Mix
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Za izgradnju vlastitog stava svaki građanin nužno treba pravodobnu, ako je potrebito, čak i istinitu informaciju. RTL je angažirao svjetski ugledne novinarske tehničare, ing. Želimira Kučinu (Željko Pervan) i ing. Živojina Mirića (Mladen Horvat) da svojim briljantnim perom oslikaju hrvatsku regionalnu i globalnu stvarnost.

Legendarni "Pervanov dnevnik" evoluirao je od radijske uspješnice te će svojom prisutnošću kontaminirati i televizijski prostor. Zahvaljujući mreži jataka ...

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00:00We have to get to the bottom of this.
00:04I don't know why the light is not coming down.
00:07Is it too fast?
00:09Yes, it is.
00:10Do you think so?
00:11Yes.
00:12Are you sure?
00:13Absolutely.
00:14100%.
00:15Dear viewers of Peron's Diary, our dear Yates fans,
00:20soul mates,
00:22colleagues,
00:23in short,
00:24the Pogon engineers.
00:26We will soon call you Pogon engineers.
00:29And the other one is Kukavec,
00:33the Pogon engineer.
00:35He knows how to work.
00:37He was born in Pogon.
00:39He was born in Privreda.
00:40Yes.
00:41And he went to school.
00:42He went to school in Privreda.
00:44It was called Šup.
00:46A school in Privreda.
00:48You go to school in Privreda,
00:50and you go to school in Privreda.
00:52Ume Kumić was...
00:55What else could he have?
00:56He was 7 or 8 years old,
00:58and he went to school to become an ironman.
01:00Yes, yes.
01:01He went to school to become an ironman,
01:03and he went to school in parallel.
01:05He goes to school.
01:06What is he doing today?
01:07Today he is the head of equipment in...
01:09I don't know...
01:10In Gresnik.
01:11In Gračac.
01:12There you go.
01:13So,
01:14a little bit of Zagreb,
01:15he goes to school,
01:16and today he is already...
01:1750 years of work experience.
01:21Želimir Kučina,
01:23that is me,
01:24and my colleague,
01:25the engineering engineer,
01:27Jelija Živojn-Mirić,
01:29also known as Žika,
01:31from Milošte.
01:32OK, OK.
01:33Žika, Žile, Žila.
01:35All right,
01:36let's go through the whole diary,
01:37what is your name?
01:39So, he is the 7th driver.
01:42To this day,
01:43some giants were born,
01:45such as Constantine II,
01:47the Roman emperor.
01:49Huh?
01:50Is that what Constantine came up with?
01:52No, no.
01:53And Željko Pervan.
01:56Me?
01:57Yes.
01:58I am not even born today.
01:59Well,
02:00why didn't he tell me before,
02:02to bring you a gift?
02:06I mean, I can't...
02:07Here.
02:08He didn't even look at me.
02:10May he bring you luck.
02:11May he bring you luck.
02:12Now, luck before death.
02:14Why didn't he tell me before?
02:16All right,
02:17I won't complain.
02:18Hey,
02:19it's like I'm yesterday...
02:20Excuse me,
02:21just to tell him something.
02:22Excuse me,
02:23it's like I'm yesterday...
02:25I was running a goal,
02:27on the court,
02:29on the pitch,
02:31I was 19 years old.
02:33It was all...
02:35The warm rain,
02:36you know...
02:37Yes, the mud down there,
02:38soft mud.
02:39And we,
02:40we were playing,
02:41guess whose ass it was.
02:42Did you see that?
02:43Yes, of course.
02:44Everyone was lying down,
02:45and one goal,
02:46one goal,
02:47one goal,
02:48sitting on the nose.
02:49You know why Allah threw the ball?
02:50Allah,
02:51Allah threw the ball.
02:52And then,
02:55I don't know,
02:56it was a strange feeling.
02:57Yes,
02:58that feeling,
02:59the warm rain,
03:00when it falls on you,
03:01you know?
03:02Yes.
03:03And there were no raincoats,
03:04there were no raincoats.
03:05Where did you grow up?
03:06There were no raincoats.
03:07I mean,
03:08there were no raincoats.
03:09And in the army,
03:10Yes.
03:11Yes.
03:12So, my mother made meze at home,
03:13baked chicken.
03:14So, my mother made meze at home,
03:15baked chicken.
03:16At that time,
03:17the chicken was...
03:18It was today.
03:19It was seven days,
03:20it was seven days.
03:21Yes, yes.
03:22First, you cook it.
03:23Of course.
03:24Then you eat that soup.
03:25Yes.
03:26You chop it,
03:27that waste.
03:28Then,
03:29you prepare half of it,
03:30half of it you bake,
03:31and then you eat it.
03:32Yes, yes.
03:33And then,
03:34half of it,
03:35half of it you bake.
03:36Salad.
03:37Salad.
03:38Salad.
03:39What salad?
03:40Yes, yes, salad.
03:41With bones?
03:42Yes.
03:43With bones and salad.
03:44And then,
03:45one country comes,
03:46and another,
03:47and now you have Croatia.
03:48Yes.
03:50How is life?
03:51Incredible.
03:52And now,
03:53I'm finishing...
03:54There you go.
03:55And tell me,
03:56what are we going to eat
03:57after this?
03:58It's a bit stupid to talk now,
03:59so that people don't come.
04:00My dear fans,
04:01our fans,
04:02we will make a special,
04:03but now we are going to
04:04Kuma,
04:05to Jasko.
04:06To Jasko?
04:07Yes, yes.
04:08What will it be?
04:09Eggs or pork?
04:10No, no, no.
04:11It will be...
04:12It will be roast.
04:13And you won't turn anything?
04:14No, no.
04:15I won't.
04:16I'll go to...
04:17to the grinder,
04:18so that the engine will start.
04:22Dear viewers,
04:25we are happy to have,
04:27and that is,
04:28the arrest of
04:29Fučkača,
04:30in Knin.
04:32For the sixth year...
04:33I'm so glad.
04:35I'm so glad.
04:36For the sixth year,
04:37there is a man,
04:38or the arrest of him,
04:40or Fučka,
04:41or Zvižduk,
04:43Pišćo,
04:44the prime minister.
04:45Finally,
04:46you know...
04:47So that we can rest.
04:51I mean...
04:52Finally...
04:53It's connected to the police, isn't it?
04:54No, finally,
04:55the police is...
04:56You know, the police needs it for a long time.
04:57Yes, they need it, but...
04:58But when they start...
04:59First, one is arrested.
05:00That's how it is.
05:01Just one.
05:02Of course.
05:03Because, look,
05:04how does he know that it's Fučkača?
05:05Around...
05:06Around...
05:07Around his neck,
05:08around his face.
05:09And they took him
05:10DNA,
05:11DNA analysis,
05:12saliva.
05:13You know,
05:14he pushed these two fingers
05:15to here,
05:16to Fučka,
05:17and they took his hair,
05:18and then they took
05:19DNA analysis,
05:20and they saw
05:21that they were
05:22on Fučka's neck.
05:23Yes, yes.
05:24Or these two.
05:25No, I...
05:26You know how I am with these two.
05:28But I can't know you.
05:29You know, that's...
05:30That's even worse.
05:31Are you Fučka?
05:32Yes.
05:33I mean, I wasn't there.
05:34No, no.
05:35I mean, I was there.
05:37Let's greet
05:38the police action
05:39this time.
05:41So, he is arrested,
05:43and then he finds
05:44evidence,
05:45you know.
05:46If you
05:47are looking for evidence,
05:48while you are looking
05:49for evidence...
05:50Well, no,
05:51everyone ran away.
05:52They went to Germany.
05:53They went to Germany,
05:54they went to Switzerland.
05:55I arrest you,
05:56I give you a month
05:57for the arrest.
05:58Yes.
05:59And then I can
06:00slowly, as a man,
06:01peacefully,
06:02find evidence.
06:03And if I don't find
06:04evidence,
06:05please, my friend,
06:06I am sorry,
06:07I am sorry,
06:08he knows that
06:09it is his duty,
06:10he is not crazy
06:11to rebel.
06:12He has to,
06:13I mean,
06:14when I see
06:15the police
06:16coming towards me,
06:17I put my hand like this
06:18and they pass by.
06:19So, when they arrest me,
06:20I don't care why.
06:21Of course.
06:22Of course.
06:23Find me something.
06:24No, no,
06:25it is the state.
06:26It is your honor
06:27to be arrested.
06:28It means that the state
06:29functions.
06:30Well, no,
06:31I mean,
06:32what are you going to tell
06:33the children
06:34today, tomorrow?
06:35You know,
06:36like this,
06:37they arrested me
06:38in 1971,
06:39they arrested me
06:40in 1991,
06:41they arrested me
06:42in 2001.
06:43They arrested me
06:44in 2010.
06:45Yes, yes.
06:46So, well,
06:47not only that,
06:48but I don't know
06:49how to start
06:50in Croatia.
06:51It is unbelievable.
06:52Here,
06:53the war
06:54around Krajina sausage.
06:55Can you believe
06:56that the Slovenian
06:57is forbidding us
06:58to produce
06:59Krajina sausage?
07:00Well,
07:01I don't know,
07:02I don't see
07:03what is bad
07:04there.
07:05You don't see
07:06what is bad.
07:07Krajina
07:08production
07:09is bad.
07:10Krajina
07:11production
07:12is bad.
07:13Krajina production
07:14of our company
07:15is 100 years old.
07:16Well,
07:17but Krajina
07:18got its name
07:19from Krajina.
07:20How do you know?
07:21Well,
07:22where did it
07:23get its name?
07:24I don't know.
07:25Well,
07:26then what?
07:27Kolonje water,
07:28what?
07:29So,
07:30only this
07:31in Kelna,
07:32in Germany,
07:33we have Kolonje water.
07:34Yes,
07:35if it is by name,
07:36yes.
07:37The French
07:38say Kolonje,
07:39Eau de Kolonje.
07:40Eau de Kolonje.
07:41Well,
07:42why are we
07:43drinking it?
07:44Tatar's biftec,
07:45what will we do now?
07:46Also.
07:47So if you're not Tatar you can't eat biftec.
07:48You can't,
07:49you can't.
07:50Wow,
07:51give me.
07:52I don't know.
07:53I'm for that,
07:54how do I say,
07:55that someone else
07:56is being given away
07:57to others,
07:58here you go.
07:59You are on their side.
08:00Since when are you like this?
08:01Since the middle ages.
08:02The Slavs
08:03take everything
08:04that is ours all the time.
08:05Krajina,
08:06like Medumorska,
08:07what is Gužvara called?
08:08Medumorska.
08:09It's Pita,
08:10Yes, but they remembered first, you know.
08:13Of course, I remembered first.
08:16Not only that, they also steal people from us.
08:19How do you mean, steal people?
08:21They steal people.
08:22How do you mean, steal people?
08:23Now you will see.
08:24I found a notebook of ours from Slovenia.
08:26Oh, yes?
08:27You will see how they steal our Americans from us.
08:31Imagine, today they don't hear, they haven't turned on,
08:34otherwise they will call from Krško.
08:36They put a monument to Matija Gupca in Krško.
08:39Well, yes.
08:40Under the sign that it was Tesla, a Croat.
08:43What do you mean, a Croat?
08:44Tesla is a Serb.
08:45I can't believe it.
08:46Matija Gupca is a Croat.
08:48No, in Krško.
08:49Like those Slovenians.
08:50Well, let's see.
08:51Come on.
08:52Come on.
08:53Franjo, play the clip.
08:55It's not a clip, it's live.
08:57Okay, come on.
08:58What?
08:59I can't.
09:00Franjo!
09:01Yes?
09:02Play this elephant live.
09:05Now it will be, now it will be.
09:08This is our live stream.
09:10Okay, okay.
09:11Here it is.
09:12Colleague Edi.
09:13So, you are standing next to the monument to Matija Gupca.
09:17Is that a Croat or Matija Gupac?
09:19That is not a Croat Matija Gupac.
09:21That is a Slovenian Matija Gupac.
09:23He was a leader of the peasants, a Croatian farmer, but he is a Slovenian.
09:28Look, if he wasn't a Slovenian, his story would end differently.
09:33He would probably get, I don't know, two or three years in prison for that stubborn farmer.
09:39But when the judges saw his personal indictment, the criminal record,
09:45when they got all the evidence that he is a Slovenian, of course,
09:49you know how his story ended.
09:51Do you have any evidence for that?
09:53Many Slovenians in the past were led by the Croatian people,
09:57not only Croatians, but also Yugoslavians, right?
10:00Once.
10:01For example, Tito.
10:03He is also Slovenian.
10:05Well, Franjo Tudjman is not, but his wife, Ankica, she is also Slovenian.
10:11In the end, Janša is also Slovenian.
10:15I can't believe it.
10:17Do you have any evidence?
10:19Do you have any evidence for that, colleague?
10:21Look, there is too much evidence.
10:23Here, in the back, we can see the monument,
10:25on my left is his family house.
10:30In Krsk, Matija Gubec is at every step.
10:33From the European Union, he is the editor-in-chief,
10:36journalist, technician, Edith Strauss.
10:39You didn't tell me...
10:41And now you have good neighbors.
10:43Come on, you have good neighbors.
10:45No, this is...
10:46What is this?
10:47I have to admit that this threw me out of tact.
10:49But thank you.
10:50And for that Kranjska, and for Teran, this wine, and so on.
10:53Teran in Istria, they have been doing it since they were under the Croats.
10:57For 20 years, they can only do Mediterranean, not Teran.
11:00Who?
11:01Well, the Slavs.
11:02What can they do?
11:03They have vineyards, Stočokota, and that's all.
11:06They disappointed me very, very much.
11:09Besides, here is our second neighbor.
11:11Watch out, one is on firewood, and the other is drinking alcohol.
11:13Yes.
11:14Firefighters.
11:15I just wanted to ask,
11:17did the firefighters from Jablanica help you?
11:20The fire has been going on for 7 days.
11:23No, they were looking for help from Bosnia and Herzegovina.
11:25They were looking for help from Croatia.
11:27However, there is one problem.
11:31I would call it a bad experience with the Croats.
11:35Last year, when the fire was supposed to be put out,
11:37the same happened in Bosnia and Herzegovina.
11:40Someone played rough with the people.
11:43Yes, yes.
11:44Jablanica is a big lake.
11:46You will see.
11:47Jablanica has been filmed.
11:49The Service has filmed it.
11:50Jablanica is a big lake, and there you can fill up a lot.
11:53A lot.
11:54Or water and gas.
11:55Part of Europe.
11:56Only in Jablanica.
11:57Now look at what it looks like.
12:00Look at what they did.
12:01I beg you, look.
12:02Franjo!
12:03Franjo!
12:04Let me in, Franjo!
12:09I'm sorry, but everyone is on firewood.
12:11Okay, okay.
12:12Everyone is on firewood.
12:13What are we going to do?
12:14Everyone is on firewood.
12:15There is no one.
12:16You see there is no one.
12:17There is no one.
12:18Here, look.
12:19Now Sanadr.
12:20Here, God, Sanadr.
12:21Sanadr took off from the Zadar airport,
12:26but when it was supposed to be put out, it was incredible.
12:29I mean, this is our Sanadr.
12:32Yes.
12:35You see, this is the lake.
12:37Yes, yes.
12:38This is Bosnia and Herzegovina.
12:39You have to take water.
12:42And people are happy.
12:43You know, the people gathered spontaneously.
12:44Yes.
12:45However, our pilot came and ...
12:51What happened?
12:52Now you will see.
12:54Our famous model, yes.
12:56Don't tell me that.
12:57Well, there will be some international ...
13:01There will be a scandal.
13:02Yes.
13:04Can you believe that?
13:05No, I mean, I've seen a lot, but you know, this rough, rough, as I said,
13:12that was last year, right?
13:13Yes, yes.
13:42Yes.
13:43Yes.
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17:12We came and got meteorological predictions for tomorrow.
17:30That is, for the next three days.
17:37Let the people warm up well, it will be very cold on Friday.
17:40So, you need to warm up well, the next day you need to cool down, take off your jackets, jumpers, the ones with buckles.
17:48Buckles, buckles.
17:49Buckles with buckles, so you can see.
17:51That's why the temperature will drop by about 30 degrees.
17:54And sensitive people, it's better if they don't have them.
17:59Yes, very much.
18:01You want to hit very much.
18:03That's all for tonight.
18:05Greetings from Želimir and Živojina.
18:07Goodbye.
18:08Goodbye.
18:10Thank you.