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00:00Outback Thomas
00:07I was working in the Australian Outback pulling goods trains when I was surprised by an old friend.
00:14Look out for that dingo!
00:16Where?
00:17Gotcha!
00:18I'm just pulling your chain.
00:20Oh hey, hello Shane!
00:23G'day Tomo!
00:24Er, it's Thomas actually.
00:27Here in Australia we like to have a bit of fun.
00:31G'day is g'day, a story is a yarn.
00:34So you make things up?
00:36I don't mind those two, that's Aubrey and Aiden.
00:41They follow me everywhere.
00:43Your accent is so funny.
00:46Where you from?
00:47Another planet?
00:49Sodor actually.
00:51I'm just visiting Australia to help out on the railway for a while.
00:55Righto you lot, I'm Shane, Shane the Plane.
01:00I'm just kidding folks.
01:02Shane the Train and I'm here to entertain.
01:05Now let's roll!
01:08Mind if I tag along?
01:10Go for it Tomo.
01:12That means of course, please do.
01:14Welcome to the Outback folks.
01:16A wide, grand land full of mystery, adventure and fascinating animals.
01:24Kakadu National Park.
01:26Watch out for crocodiles.
01:28Once a sneaky croc snuck aboard and hitched a lift.
01:33But seriously folks, Kakadu is home to 10,000 crocodiles.
01:38Some of them as heavy as a small car.
01:41Hey look, there's one now!
01:44And these here are luxury high-rise apartments.
01:48For turbines!
01:52Otherwise known as a termite mound.
01:55Look out, it's a flying koala!
01:59Just joking, that's Isla, the flying doctor's plane.
02:03Oh, look at that.
02:05Hello Isla.
02:07G'day Shane.
02:12A few days later, I was back at Pine Tree Station again, delivering some trucks.
02:18Hey, it's that engine with the funny accent.
02:21Where's Shane?
02:22He hasn't turned up yet, Thomas.
02:24He should have been here hours ago.
02:26Excuse me, are you the Outback Tour Train?
02:29Um, well...
02:33I should have told the truth.
02:35But maybe this was a chance to be a fun tour guide, just like Shane.
02:42Yeah, that's me.
02:44I'm Thomas the...
02:46Hippopotamus?
02:48Thomas the Hippopotamus!
02:53Just kidding.
02:55I'm Thomas the Tour Train, and...
02:58Hop on and let's roll!
03:03Welcome to the Outback!
03:05A wide, dirty land full of...
03:10Mysterious weird things and funny-looking animals.
03:14This ought to be a laugh, eh, Aubrey?
03:18Oh, yes!
03:20Crocodiles.
03:22This is the place they live.
03:24There's ten million of them and, uh...
03:27They eat cars.
03:29Huh?
03:31How embarrassing.
03:33He's making a total wolf out of himself.
03:36And what's that?
03:37Oh, a luxury mansion for, uh, ladybugs.
03:42I couldn't quite remember all the facts,
03:45so instead I had fun making things up, just like Shane.
03:50And look, there's a giant bunny rabbit.
03:53Really?
03:55I'm pretty sure that's a kangaroo.
03:58Um, no, no, that's, uh, a kangarabbit.
04:03What's that big red thing way across the desert?
04:06That's a big red...
04:09Bus?
04:10Yeah!
04:11It's driven by the Queen of Australia, Queen Kylie III!
04:16THEY LAUGH
04:18Are you sure you're a tour guide?
04:21Of course! I'm a professional.
04:24Thomas, you've taken the wrong track.
04:28You need to stop and go back.
04:31I should have listened to Aubrey,
04:33but that would mean admitting I wasn't really a tour guide
04:37and I didn't want to have to do that.
04:40Where are we?
04:41Thomas, stop!
04:42The old rickety bridge hasn't been used in years.
04:45Aubrey's right. It could be dangerous.
04:48It looks all right to me.
04:51Huh?
04:52Ah!
04:54BOTH SCREAM
04:59Back up! Back up!
05:04Stop! Don't move!
05:07I'm so sorry, everyone.
05:09I'm not a tour train at all.
05:12I got us stuck in the middle of nowhere.
05:15Now what do we do?
05:18It's Isla.
05:20Oh, Isla!
05:22Come save us! Help!
05:25Isla!
05:26Isla!
05:29Oh, she can't hear us.
05:31We'll never get back home now.
05:35Anything could happen out here in the outback.
05:46Ah!
05:52Thomas! The coupling is breaking!
05:55Ah!
06:02Ah!
06:05Huh?
06:08Oh, it's you, Shane!
06:10Did you think I was a giant croc?
06:13No, mate.
06:14Isla told me that you needed to be rescued, Tomo.
06:18This looks like a complete dingo's breakfast.
06:21A what?
06:22A complete mess!
06:24Oh.
06:31And you told her we have a queen named Kylie?
06:34We should be so lucky.
06:36I've told a wild yard in my time,
06:38but that sounds like flat-out fibbing.
06:40I was just trying to entertain everyone like you do.
06:44But I guess there's a difference between making up jokes
06:48and making up facts.
06:50Too right, Tomo.
06:52Now, tell me again about where a kangaroo rabbit keeps his carrots?
06:56LAUGHTER