Emmerdale 15th August 2024
Emmerdale 15th August 2024
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00:30CHURCH BELLS CHIME
00:46HE HUMS
00:51Very good. Well done.
00:53SHE LAUGHS
00:55It's like your pants. Isn't this supposed to be the happiest day of your life?
00:58Sorry, it's just wedding jitters.
01:01I thought you'd be used to that by now with Mandy.
01:03You know, second time around and all that.
01:05Yeah, I suppose.
01:06Oh, listen, you'll be fine.
01:08We've all been there.
01:09I'll catch you later, bridegroom.
01:12Maybe.
01:15Should I be throwing confetti or firing tranquiliser darts?
01:18Eh?
01:19Won't the zoo realise you've escaped?
01:21Hey, be careful! Might eat you alive!
01:23Save that for Paddy tonight!
01:24Ha! You filthy animal!
01:26Sweetheart, speed up! We're on a timeline!
01:29Yes, Mother.
01:31Well, she's due back in about half an hour.
01:33It needs to be sorted before then, OK?
01:35Cos Belle deserves this.
01:37All right. Cheers.
01:43Not texting Belle, are you?
01:46Sorry?
01:47Well, it's just Deb said you'd been texting her a lot while she'd been away.
01:51A few times, maybe.
01:54Well, listen, you don't want to come across as creepy, do you?
01:57So when Belle gets back, leave her be, yeah?
02:04How long's that been there?
02:07I don't know. Since the other day.
02:10So have you seen John, then?
02:13I thought he was with you.
02:15Well, I wouldn't be asking if he was.
02:18All right.
02:20Hello?
02:25Maybe he's dead.
02:28Do you have a key?
02:31Yep.
02:45Oh, my God!
02:48Oh, wow!
02:50Good God, it smells like he did die in there.
02:53Don't be horrible.
02:55And also, if you see John, tell him that I'm looking for him.
02:58Yeah, if I must.
03:00Let that air.
03:03Might as well go and get changed.
03:05Why?
03:06Has he come to a decision?
03:08No, not yet, but if it were me, it'd be a big fat I don't.
03:11Yes, yes, you've made your opinion very clear.
03:14How long's he been gone?
03:15Oh, about two hours.
03:17Two hours?!
03:18Should I go and look for him?
03:19Don't get your knickers in a twist.
03:21Give him another ten minutes.
03:22Well, here he is.
03:25Safe and sound.
03:27Where have you been?
03:28Nowhere.
03:30Everywhere.
03:31So, have you decided, or what?
03:3518, tomato sauce.
03:37I said eight!
03:39You said 18, and you're angry at Angel, not me.
03:41Yeah, I know, I'm sorry.
03:43Why did she have to start the fight, Nico?
03:45What if we knew that?
03:46She'll never get released at this rate.
03:48Let's wait and see what the solicitor says when she calls you.
03:51Yeah.
03:54You serve, and I'll finish the stocktake.
03:56Rona's 6.50.
03:576.50, please, Rona.
03:59Tom didn't mention anything about coming in to work, did he?
04:02Only he's meant to be covering if Mandy and Paddy get married.
04:05If? What do you mean?
04:06Sorry, I meant to say when.
04:08Just a slip of the tongue.
04:09He said he was meeting Bill.
04:11Someone came out of surprise.
04:12OK, what if he gets in touch?
04:13Could you ask him to respond to his messages, please?
04:15Will do.
04:17What's the surprise Tom got for Bill?
04:19No idea.
04:20It'll be a bunch of flowers or something.
04:26Hey.
04:27Wasn't expecting a welcome home party.
04:29Yeah, well, it's a party of one.
04:31But, er, here you go.
04:33Fancy a spin?
04:35I'm not insured.
04:36Well, you are in your own car.
04:38Tom's bought it for you.
04:39I wish I had someone to welcome me home like this.
04:42I can't accept it. It's too much.
04:44No, go on, you tell him. I've done my bit.
04:57You're definitely cancelling it.
04:58Have you properly thought this through with your whole brain?
05:01Of course he has.
05:02He's been awake all night, mulling it over.
05:04Shouldn't you talk to Mandy first?
05:06He doesn't want to talk to that barefaced lad.
05:08You're making her sound a lot worse than she is.
05:10No, I'm not.
05:11She's been selling her dubious services to sad, lonely men
05:14to pay off her million-pound debts.
05:16She's lied so much that her bum is literally on fire.
05:20Wow, OK.
05:21One, her bum can't literally be on fire.
05:24Two, it's not a million pounds.
05:26And three, at least she's trying to do something to solve the problem.
05:29If he forgives her, he's going to get laughed at by everyone he knows.
05:32Not everyone will know.
05:33It's all over the world wide web.
05:36The clues in the name, the whole wide world will know.
05:38She wore a mask.
05:40I wore a mask for years in wrestling.
05:42And I got recognised in the street on a daily basis.
05:45Even in a full-face mask?
05:46Yes, it were very snug.
05:48They're not so great in the sweat, though.
05:50Excuse me.
05:53I think we're getting off topic.
05:55Ah, that's true.
05:57But once more, just for his clarity, son,
06:01do you want to marry Mandy or not?
06:03No.
06:06Right then.
06:07The decision has been made.
06:10I will sort things.
06:21You'll regret this.
06:22Mm.
06:24I think I already do.
06:26And also, where does he even go to the lavvy?
06:28Can we please talk about anything other than John and his flipping van?
06:31Tell him, Grant.
06:33Will you stop boring Sarah?
06:35Can you help me fix it?
06:37I'm not staying after work.
06:39Come on, I'll chuck you a 20.
06:40I don't need it.
06:41Just made 200 quid on a finders fee.
06:43From what?
06:44Tom needed me to source a car for Belle.
06:47Right, so that's what you've been up to the last couple of days.
06:49Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
06:51Back right up.
06:53Sorry, Tom's bought Belle a car?
06:55You're saying that like it's a bad thing.
06:57Well, not exactly in the best place right now, are they?
07:01Right, but I mean a car can fix anything.
07:04Babe, will you watch the bar for a bit?
07:06Charity, leave them to it.
07:08I just want to check that Belle's okay, that's all.
07:10Okay, we'll go round later then.
07:12Belle is a big girl, she'll be fine.
07:14What's the worst that Tom can do?
07:20She's late.
07:22Only a few minutes.
07:24Solicitors are very busy people.
07:26Aren't we all?
07:28Tom must have gone to work.
07:30Yeah, probably.
07:35What if it's not good news?
07:37We'll cope.
07:38So will Angel, we'll make sure of it.
07:43You ready?
07:50Hey, Pepper, I'm coming.
07:51You ready that hungry?
07:54Hey.
07:56Sorry, I knocked but there was no answer and the door was already open.
07:59So...
08:02Hey, sweetheart.
08:04You have a good time in Scotland?
08:08Did you?
08:10Yeah, it was good.
08:12Nice.
08:13I got you these to make you smile.
08:17And I also got you this.
08:20Nothing worse than coming home and not being able to brew up.
08:30So...
08:32Did you...
08:34like the car?
08:36I can't accept it.
08:38I knew you were going to say that.
08:39But I can afford it.
08:40You don't have to worry about me.
08:42Oh, and did you get my text this morning?
08:46Uh-huh.
08:47Huh.
08:48Right.
08:50Well, you didn't reply to a few of my messages, actually.
08:54But, anyway.
08:56I meant what I said.
08:57I couldn't wait to see you.
08:59Because I want to talk to you, too.
09:01About what?
09:03Well, I presume it's the same thing you wanted to see me for.
09:08To talk about us.
09:10Getting back together.
09:23I'm glad you like the car.
09:24I didn't say I liked it.
09:26Yeah, but I know you do.
09:28You used to go on and on about that exact same one.
09:33When I say I can't accept it, it's because I won't.
09:39Please, just...
09:41keep it.
09:43I put a lot of effort into finding it.
09:45Piper!
09:46Come on, you're not finished your food.
09:48The reason I won't accept it...
09:51it's because I don't want to get back together.
09:54Is this what you wanted to talk about?
09:57I need space, Tom.
09:59I need you to stop contacting me.
10:04Belle?
10:06No.
10:07This is not how our story ends.
10:10It's not.
10:12It's not.
10:14It's not.
10:16It's not.
10:18Please...
10:19don't do this to me.
10:25Wow!
10:29They're not happy to hear this.
10:34You know, Paddy's gonna get the best wife, Mum.
10:36And, well, I've got the best mum.
10:38You big softy!
10:42Have you, erm...
10:43have you heard from your mum?
10:45You know I haven't.
10:48Hey!
10:50Don't be sad for me.
10:52I'm Vera Lynch's...
10:54gold medal winner at Let Me Down.
10:56But if I expect nothing,
10:58I don't get peed off when I get down.
11:00And I've got everything I need.
11:05Don't worry, she had done a runner.
11:07I can see that.
11:09Er...
11:10we need a quick word.
11:11Of course.
11:12Sweetheart, I've left my bouquet upstairs.
11:13Can you fetch it, please?
11:14Is everything okay between you?
11:16Yeah, he's just doing the...
11:17scary father-in-law routine.
11:19Well, the lad can stay if he wants.
11:22Now, did you do what I asked you to do yesterday?
11:25Yeah.
11:27I promise.
11:29Promise what?
11:30And you swear on Vinnie's life.
11:32I don't need to do that to prove that I did it.
11:35Prove what?
11:36Well, at least you've got some decency left.
11:39Shame you couldn't do the same thing for Paddy.
11:41What's he talking about, Mum?
11:43Sweetheart...
11:45Nothing.
11:46Yeah, thanks again back to me, Charles.
11:49Yeah, now...
11:50I'm really very sorry, but I'm afraid the wedding's been cancelled.
11:54Oh!
11:55No, no, everything's fine.
11:58Look, Paddy's really very sorry for messing you about.
12:03Well, you've been very understanding.
12:06Cheers.
12:09You said you wouldn't say anything!
12:11But I did what you said!
12:13You liar!
12:15Remember that punter yesterday?
12:17The one who couldn't turn his camera on?
12:20That was you.
12:22Aye, and Paddy saw it and all.
12:25I need to see him.
12:26Bear, bear, please.
12:27Please, I just need some time alone with him.
12:30Just give me this one thing.
12:35Whatever he's going to tell you, right?
12:37Please don't judge me.
12:39I'll explain later.
12:41I'm sorry.
12:43I'm sorry.
12:48You still love her?
12:49Course I love her.
12:51Love the flipping bones of her.
12:52Well, then...
12:53Well, then what?
12:55Because...
12:56Love...
13:00Love...
13:03Love should conquer all.
13:05No, it shouldn't!
13:07Do I love her? Yes!
13:09Do I love what she's done? Absolutely not!
13:10And if anybody should understand that, you should!
13:13Considering what happened with you and Rona.
13:15Yes, I do. And you're right, we went to hell and back,
13:17but we're still together because we talked it through.
13:19Because talking is good.
13:21Talking solves things.
13:23I wish you'd stop talking.
13:25Well, tough.
13:26Because I'm saying it like it is.
13:28And seeing as you're having doubts,
13:29stop faffing around and being all woe is me
13:31and give her a chance to explain.
13:32Otherwise, you could be throwing away the most amazing,
13:34perfect, beautiful future, Paddy!
13:37You're being very blunt and I don't like it.
13:39Oh, it's only because I care!
13:43I know.
13:47Now, let's marry you.
13:49I'm rubbish in bed.
13:50It's not what Rodney said.
13:53You guys just told me that you've cancelled the wedding.
13:57Please don't.
13:59Look, Bell, before you decide, can I please just explain?
14:05Bell, you know your brain can't cope with things like this.
14:08You overthink things, blow things out of proportion.
14:14I'll tell you what.
14:15I'll give you a week.
14:16No.
14:18No, if we're going to get through this,
14:21I need zero contact.
14:22I need you to not text me, not speak to me, nothing.
14:25Zero contact?
14:27Who's put all this in your head?
14:28Was it Debbie?
14:29No!
14:30Debbie knows we've split up, that's it.
14:32I have decided I need clear boundaries.
14:35Me, no-one else, OK?
14:37But I promise you, Tom, it's going to do you good too.
14:40So now you decide to care about me?
14:41Please, please, just go.
14:43You'd like that, wouldn't you?
14:45If I went away.
14:47Forever.
14:49Are you saying what I think you're saying?
14:55I miss you.
14:59I'm sad all the time.
15:00All the time, Bell.
15:02And you know what happens when I get sad?
15:05Life, it's just not worth living without you.
15:10I care about you, Tom.
15:13And obviously, I don't want you to hurt yourself again.
15:19But I can't see you or speak to you.
15:22I have to put myself first.
15:32Is that your final decision?
15:35Yes.
15:44OK.
15:48OK.
15:50It's fine.
15:52Bye.
15:59I'm sorry.
16:01I'm sorry.
16:03I'm sorry.
16:17You look...
16:19breathtaking.
16:21Thanks.
16:22I mean, I should have worn a coat.
16:24It's bad luck to see the dress before the wedding, but...
16:28Hey, maybe it doesn't matter now.
16:31My dad told me about your debts.
16:33How much of a mess you're in.
16:35Nine grand's worth.
16:36But I have paid some of it off.
16:38Why don't you just come to me?
16:40I've got some money.
16:41Vinnie's got money.
16:42I don't want to come to my husband to be on my son to get me out of this mess.
16:45It's my problem. I fix it.
16:47By doing stuff on the internet?
16:49Yeah, but it's not that bad.
16:52I'm the one that's in control.
16:53It's not like I'm a prostitute.
16:55No, I didn't think you were.
16:58Does him know you do?
17:00Yeah.
17:01I heard.
17:02Does, um...
17:04Does anybody else know?
17:06No.
17:07Oh, yeah. Marlon and Chas.
17:09Chas, great!
17:10Have you told anyone?
17:12Tracy.
17:14She tried to talk me out of it, but...
17:16Oh, and, yeah.
17:17Vinnie knows now.
17:18Thanks to your dad.
17:20I mean...
17:23How did you get the idea?
17:26Gail.
17:27Gail?
17:29Gail Gail?
17:31Is she one of them as well?
17:32Good God, no!
17:33No, she gave me the idea, I googled it,
17:35and I just thought it was an easy way to make some fast cash.
17:38You didn't think of trying anything else?
17:40Yeah.
17:41I thought about robbing a bank,
17:42but I didn't want to be a getaway driver.
17:44At least it had some sense.
17:47Do you have an issue with how I've been getting this money?
17:51Not with the actual thing, no.
17:53If people want to be forced to give you money for kicks,
17:55then good luck to them.
17:57You just have an issue with me doing it.
18:02Mandy.
18:03You could be a lap dancer for all I care.
18:06As long as you were honest.
18:10It's the lies.
18:12I have an issue with you lying to me.
18:17Fabuligatory shortbread. Enjoy.
18:19Ooh!
18:21So, how's the new car?
18:24Sarah mentioned it.
18:26It's not my car.
18:27It's Tom's.
18:29He bought it to try and win me back,
18:31but I've told him we're doing zero contact.
18:35Was he OK about it?
18:36He was himself about it.
18:40What does that mean?
18:42No-one likes to be rejected, do they?
18:45No-one likes to be rejected, do they?
18:51I even planned to move away together with Eve.
18:53I had no idea.
18:54Not a clue.
18:56I know.
18:57I know you know.
18:59Because you understand how much lies can hurt.
19:01But I'm no stranger to a lie pad.
19:03I mean, yeah, of course I get it,
19:05because, you know, I never cheated on you.
19:08Well, not this time.
19:10Did you tell the truth about kissing our chairs?
19:12Sorry.
19:14I'm sorry.
19:18You just promised never to lie to me ever again.
19:22No.
19:24Because everyone lies, Pat.
19:26No, they don't.
19:27Right.
19:28Last Tuesday.
19:30Do you like that beef stew I made?
19:32Yeah.
19:33So why didn't you ask for seconds?
19:34Because...
19:35I was full.
19:37Yeah, all right.
19:38Everyone lies, including me.
19:41It was just the stew tasted a bit like putty,
19:43which was a bit weird.
19:45I didn't want to hurt your feelings.
19:49Why did you lie?
19:52Because I didn't want to hurt your feelings.
19:54And I didn't want you to see me as this, like, like a...
19:57A what?
19:59A failure.
20:00Why would I think that?
20:01Because you're really clever.
20:03You're successful, you're talented.
20:05Why?
20:06Why would you want a wife like me?
20:08I'm ages away from losing my business.
20:10I'm a liability. I'm a loser.
20:12Stop it!
20:13You're none of them things.
20:14I'm only one thing that I've succeeded at.
20:16Oh, my...
20:18Mandy!
20:19You've succeeded in being a generous, kind-hearted, independent woman.
20:24I wish you could see what I can see, what everyone can see.
20:27You're... You're amazing!
20:30I don't deserve you.
20:33I...
20:35We deserve each other. We're a team.
20:37And your problems are our problems.
20:40But we're still a team.
20:46Nine grand?
20:48Well, I paid off nearly two grand, so it's like, what?
20:51£7,150.
20:53I'll give you the money.
20:55No.
20:56You'll lend me the money, and I'll pay you back every penny.
21:00Yeah, that's right, every penny.
21:01Not made of money, you know.
21:03I could try a financial dominatrix.
21:05THEY LAUGH
21:10Do you fancy getting married?
21:15Only if you're 100% sure.
21:19Mandy Dingle.
21:21You're absolutely crackers.
21:24You make some insane decisions.
21:26But every day is so exciting.
21:31Yeah.
21:32I'm 7,150% sure.
21:35SHE GASPS
21:37I love you.
21:40SHE SIGHS
21:42My dad's cancelled everything.
21:44What?
21:46My dad's cancelled everything. We're going to have to...
21:49We're not beaten just yet.
22:05Right, OK.
22:07You, church, me, house.
22:10OK.
22:13Love you!
22:15Love you too!
22:22Charles!
22:23Charles!
22:25Get out of here!
22:29Charles!
22:30Charles!
22:31Charles!
22:32Oh, where's the fire?
22:34Please, will you marry us?
22:36You just said it was cancelled.
22:37No, it wasn't.
22:38Well, it was, sort of. Please.
22:41You've got till half two, then I've got another service to conduct.
22:44Paddy! Paddy!
22:45Ping people!
22:47Shortbread's my new favourite.
22:48Well, we can take them with you if you want.
22:52Charity greedy gods.
22:54BELL RINGS
22:57Hi.
22:58What?
22:59Wedding's back on.
23:00Get yourselves down there now, in capitals.
23:03Better get going.
23:05Oh, babe, you're not coming?
23:06No, marriage isn't really my thing at the minute.
23:09And I'm really tired, so if I'm not asleep later, I'll come to the pub for one.
23:12All right, well, I'd better get down to the church, see what the hell's been going on.
23:15By the way, I'm really pleased you're feeling better about things.
23:19Me too.
23:20It's about time you started concentrating on yourself.
23:23Right, I'll see you later, babe.
23:24Yeah, throw some confetti for me.
23:26I will.
23:35We're not waiting for all the guests to turn up, are we?
23:38I guess folk will have gone back to work.
23:40Right, look, whoever gets here in time is in, yeah?
23:43Yeah, but we only need two people here, don't we, for the witnesses?
23:46Yes.
23:47But we can't do it without Vinnie.
23:48Look, I gave him hell when he got married that week.
23:50No, Paddy, he would never forgive me.
23:51All right, I'll ask Chas to have a look in the salon.
23:53They might have missed the message.
23:54Sorry, I will have to start soon, though.
23:56I can't keep the bakers waiting.
23:58What, are you that desperate for a cream on?
24:00No.
24:02Archie Baker's passed away and I'm conducting his funeral.
24:05Sorry, I didn't realise.
24:08We just got the message!
24:09Have I got time to get changed?
24:10No, no, pack your bums then, quick!
24:17Hey, have I got time to get changed?
24:19No!
24:20Did you see Vinnie and me dad on the way?
24:22No, sorry.
24:25He'll be here, he'll be here, he'll be here.
24:29Vinnie?
24:30Vinnie?
24:32Vinnie?
24:34Are you in there?
24:36Stay there, babe.
24:40Oh!
24:42No room at the inn?
24:44Yes, I'm a very busy bee, me.
24:46Making lots of honey and lots of money.
24:48Buzz, buzz.
24:50Maybe you could do with a bit of help, then?
24:52I'm sorry, love, no, we're fully covered at the moment.
24:54I do know that Chas needs someone, though,
24:57and I do know that Samson is otherwise engaged.
25:00Hmm, I think I might have burnt me bridges there.
25:03I am pretty sure that Kerry Wyatt can rise from the ashes again.
25:09What are you looking for?
25:11I mean, if you see a dingle running down the street,
25:13I'm pretty sure there's going to be a police car following.
25:16See you later, Bob.
25:17See you, love.
25:21Oh!
25:24Oh!
25:25Any sign?
25:26It's all locked up.
25:27Right, Eve's free to go.
25:28Have this, Nana, keep you going.
25:30Honestly, I'm starving, just about to have my lunch.
25:32I'm not.
25:33Stuffed on shortbread.
25:34Belle's back.
25:35Oh, is she not coming?
25:37Well, she said she might see us at the pub later.
25:39Oh, is she all right?
25:40Yeah, she's good.
25:41Actually, she's really good.
25:43And when this is finished, you can spill the beans on these two, can't you?
25:47No idea.
25:48Oh, come on, yeah, you do.
25:52Do you know?
25:53Know what?
25:56Have I missed it?
25:57We've not started yet.
25:58I'm going to have to, you know.
26:00Please, just let me try one more thing, OK?
26:03OK.
26:04Oh!
26:12Finnick!
26:17Mum!
26:18Deafen me, why don't you?
26:20Where are you?
26:22I'm at the cafe, where are you?
26:25I'm at the church!
26:26I'm getting married!
26:30Er, what time is it?
26:32Twenty-five to two.
26:34I was trying to point out you're late.
26:36Well, you need to work on your sarcasm.
26:38Have you done the vat?
26:39Oh, you said you were doing it.
26:41Did I?
26:42Yeah.
26:43Well, I do everything else, I suppose.
26:49Right, now you.
26:50I, Amanda Rose Dingle, take you, Patrick Cedric Dingle, to be my husband.
26:53To have and to hold from this day forward, for better or worse, for richer or poorer...
26:55Oh, good God, I can't remember all that.
26:57Right.
26:58To have and to hold from this day forward, for better or worse, for richer or poorer,
27:00in sickness and health, to love and to cherish, till death do us part,
27:02God and to God's holy law, in the presence of God, I make this vow.
27:04God damn!
27:05Right. Rings, chop-chop.
27:07Oh.
27:08Right.
27:09I'll do you both at the same time.
27:10Patrick and Amanda, repeat after me, quickly.
27:15I give you this ring.
27:16I give you this ring.
27:17I give you this ring.
27:18With my body, I honour you.
27:19All that I am, I share with you.
27:20All that I have, I give to you.
27:21With my body, I honour you also.
27:22I give to you also.
27:23I share with you.
27:24With the love of God, the Father, Son and the Holy Spirit.
27:26With the love of God, the Father and the Holy Son.
27:28In the presence of God and before the congregation,
27:31Patrick and Amanda are given their consent and may their marriage vows be with each other.
27:34They have declared their marriage,
27:35I join their hands and give them and receive my rings.
27:37I therefore proclaim you are husband and wife.
27:39Yeah!
27:40Woo!
27:41Now you may kiss the bride.
27:43Aw.
27:44Aw.
27:45Aw.
27:46Aw.
27:47Aw.
27:48Aw.
27:49Aw.
27:51Right.
27:52Right.
27:54Right.
27:55Look.
27:56Right, right.
27:57Everyone out.
27:58Aw.
28:02Oh!
28:03Stupid, stupid thing.
28:07Do you want me to have a look?
28:08No.
28:09It's not going to beat me.
28:11OK.
28:13Dame Julie Dantry's covered in rose petals.
28:15Champagne is chilling.
28:17Have you done the towels?
28:18There.
28:19Oh!
28:20Look at those beauties.
28:22Oh, Paddy and Mandy will be so impressed.
28:24What do you do when I'm not here?
28:26Well, I try, yeah, but people think they're just sausages.
28:29You need to practise more, then. We can't let standards slip.
28:33Nicola.
28:35What's wrong?
28:36I hate this calculator and I hate BAT.
28:40And I hate that my daughter has to stay locked up longer than I thought.
28:45Well, it's a big U-turn from this morning.
28:48Yeah, I know.
28:50But we've talked and...
28:52we understand.
28:53Well, forget the fluff.
28:54I only need to ask you one thing, son.
28:57Have you made the right decision?
29:00Definitely.
29:02And have you made the right decision?
29:05Yes.
29:06Properly this time, I promise.
29:08It's finito.
29:09Well, then.
29:10I'm very happy for you both.
29:12I'm very happy for you both.
29:14Cheers.
29:15I knew you'd tipsy.
29:17I needed some to get me through today.
29:21Did he tell you anything?
29:23Well, I've still got some questions.
29:25Well, Alex told me everything.
29:31Can I ask everyone to leave, please? I've got a funeral to sort.
29:34Come on, everybody, to the woolly. First round's on me.
29:38Have we missed it?
29:39Oh, sorry, guys.
29:41You fat egg.
29:42I told you we shouldn't have got changed.
29:50First round's free if you want to join us.
29:53I've actually got some work to do, and I've just bought this, so...
29:56Oh, well, enjoy your evening with Laurel.
30:00She's actually taking the kids out, so I'm on my own.
30:03Right.
30:04That wasn't an invite, just to be clear.
30:07I didn't think it was.
30:09OK, good.
30:11Right, I best... I best go, yeah?
30:13Yeah, whatever.
30:30Yeah, you just sit and watch me, Lazy Bones.
30:36Right.
30:42Do you vets not get sick of watching videos of cats on skateboards?
30:46Can't get enough of them.
31:12Do you think we should put some decks back up?
31:14Cos it's not looking very well in here.
31:16Just tell me.
31:17No.
31:18Did you hear what I just said?
31:20Yeah.
31:21Don't care about the decorations. Tell me.
31:23I don't know what's gone on.
31:25Please, will you just tell me?
31:27Oi, lady!
31:29Put that down now.
31:30Medication and more than one glass of Prosecco.
31:32Do not mix.
31:35Thanks.
31:36Oh, no bother.
31:37I'll get it.
31:39Thanks.
31:40Oh, no bother.
31:41Oh, and the lady's needs a bog roll,
31:43so you fetch it and I'll sort it.
31:45Cheers.
31:46She's up to something.
31:48I'm so sorry he made us miss your wedding.
31:51Don't worry, we'll get to her next one.
31:53This is forever.
31:55Why did it get cancelled?
31:59Well, just last-minute nerves.
32:01Nothing unusual.
32:03Have your attention, please.
32:05How did he get drunk so quickly?
32:07I've got absolutely no idea.
32:10Boop!
32:11Distinguished friends and tolerated acquaintances,
32:15as father of the groom,
32:17I thought I should make a short speech
32:20to congratulate the newlyweds.
32:23My wonderful son and his second-hand bride, Mandy.
32:28Son, Mandy,
32:30I wouldn't hear the first time you were hitched,
32:32but soulmates are soulmates,
32:35and soulmates should be
32:37and are destined to be together forever
32:40and ever.
32:43Amen.
32:45So there's not one single solitary person in this room
32:49who is surprised that you have reunited.
32:53Maybe Chaz is,
32:54but she can't complain because she screwed up her chance
32:57by being a mocky little mare with that scoundrel Al.
33:00Dad, Dad.
33:01And Mandy, you nearly messed up it all today, didn't you?
33:04Well, it's a good job you packed in all that.
33:06To Paddy and to Mum.
33:09Paddy and Mandy.
33:10I don't think he'd finish his speech.
33:12I think he has finished. It's my turn now anyway, so...
33:17You'll be pleased to know I'm going to keep this short
33:19so you can carry on getting hammered.
33:22Firstly, from me and my new wife,
33:25thank you for coming.
33:27We didn't.
33:28Well, yeah, it's been a mad old day,
33:30but we got there in the end.
33:33Today is the start of an amazing, beautiful, perfect future.
33:39With you.
33:41Thank you for being my wife.
33:43My soul mate.
33:44My Cinderella.
33:46No-one should miss a second chance at happiness.
33:49So I'm grabbing mine with both hands.
33:52And I'm never letting go.
33:55Aw.
33:56CHEERING
33:59So...
34:01Do you want to talk about it?
34:03No, I don't want to upset you.
34:05I'm OK, honest.
34:07I'd like to help.
34:09You're too nice sometimes, Bob.
34:11It has been said, yeah.
34:14So...
34:17Angel was due to be released.
34:20Soon.
34:21Right, well, yeah, I mean, I've been expecting that, yeah.
34:25I was going to tell you once it was confirmed, but...
34:28Well, it's...
34:30It's not even happening now.
34:32Why?
34:34She was in a fight.
34:36Well, she heard.
34:37Not really.
34:39Well, I don't really understand why she can't be released
34:42if it wasn't her fault.
34:44Oh, all right, it was her fault.
34:46Please, please don't be mad at her, Bob.
34:50Jimmy's angry enough for everyone.
34:52Jimmy's angry enough for everyone.
34:55We don't know why she started it.
34:57She's been struggling.
34:59Not that that's an excuse.
35:03So she's going to do the whole eight months?
35:06I'm so desperate to have her back, Bob.
35:10At least you get your child back.
35:14I'm sorry, that was uncalled for.
35:16No, no, it's OK.
35:18It's OK.
35:22Do you remember when I was attacked?
35:27I hated those girls so much.
35:32What if my angel has become like one of them?
35:35You know, some violent, horrible little thug?
35:40I mean, you say, I'll get my child back, but what if I won't?
35:44What if she's changed?
35:48I don't even recognise her when she comes out.
35:53I'm sorry.
35:54It's all right, it's all right.
35:58Erm, not paying for this, by the way.
36:01Well, this time's free, but next time...
36:04Oh, I knew it. I knew you were after something.
36:06It's your job, isn't it? You want it back.
36:09Yes, I do. I'm skinned.
36:11Right, well, you should have thought about that
36:13before you gave Charity an ultimatum.
36:15I was just trying to protect my family.
36:17Yeah, you're right, I would have,
36:19but the problem is family loyalty don't pay the bills.
36:22I know. I was so stupid.
36:24I mean, this was literally the best job ever.
36:27You and Charity are the best bosses ever.
36:30Look, I'll take all the rubbish shifts,
36:33I will fish weird stuff out of the urinals and...
36:37And you won't touch a drop of alcohol behind this bar.
36:41And I won't touch a single drop of alcohol behind this bar.
36:46Go on, then, I'll talk to Charity.
36:48Oh, I love you, you're amazing.
36:50Don't listen to what the others say about you, they're wrong.
36:54Well, the party can't have finished yet.
36:58No chance. No, I, erm...
37:01I just wanted to say a big sorry.
37:04What for?
37:05Well, for backing off and pushing you away last time.
37:09I was a bit mean.
37:10Yeah, a bit.
37:13So what's brought this on?
37:15Just something Paddy said.
37:17OK.
37:20I just thought you should know why I did what I did.
37:23And, you know, it was all me, you've done nothing wrong, I just...
37:26Well, I got the fear.
37:27Somebody mentioned Liv and then it freaked me out
37:29and then you came on a bit strong and then I panicked, you know?
37:32OK, all right, just take a breath.
37:36You know, if Liv is still a thing for you, then that's fine,
37:39you should have just said.
37:40She's not.
37:41I mean, she'll always be there.
37:44I always want her to be there, but, you know, I've got to move on.
37:47I have moved on.
37:48Sorry, I'm babbling again.
37:51It's OK, I get it.
37:54Look, I, erm...
37:57I lied about wanting to stay friends.
38:01Did you?
38:03I want more.
38:04So do I.
38:06Cool.
38:07So, erm...
38:09So what do we do now?
38:12Well...
38:14I know you know how to kiss.
38:22That was nice.
38:25And if you can do that,
38:27then you'll be fine with all the other stuff, once you're ready.
38:32I am ready.
38:34I am ready.
38:36As long as, you know, you're ready too.
38:40Yeah, I'm ready.
38:53I thought you'd be working non-stop on my van.
38:56I am.
38:58The longer you take, the longer I stick around.
39:00You do get that, don't you?
39:02I'm going to get right back at it tomorrow.
39:04So stop wearing your ugly little mug.
39:06Calm down, kids.
39:08We don't want a fight at a wedding.
39:10Even if it is a dingo wedding.
39:12Can you sort him out, please?
39:14Yes.
39:15Come on, just leave it, he's not worth it.
39:21I thought you'd gone forever.
39:23Yeah, well, you thought wrong.
39:25You said stopping her was a mistake.
39:27Yeah, in the house.
39:30What did you think?
39:31I thought you meant the village and around me.
39:34I'd tell you if I was leaving.
39:36I'm not that cruel.
39:38But I will be keeping in the van.
39:40Your place does my head in.
39:42It's just endless noise.
39:44Well, Kerry is just noise.
39:47I promise I'll stop forcing family time on you.
39:50I can kick a ball around with Harry
39:52for as long as it takes that idiot to fix my van.
39:54Oh, well, I love that.
39:56And in the meantime, if you need to brush him up,
39:59you know where to come.
40:01Is that your way of saying I smell a bit damp?
40:04Maybe.
40:08What do you want? I'll get him in.
40:13For letting me use your hot water.
40:15A white wine, please.
40:25So I heard it's going to take a few weeks to fix his van.
40:29Well, it would be done a lot quicker if he wasn't living in it.
40:32Oh, take as long as you want.
40:34The longer, the better for me.
40:36Well, the shorter, the better for me.
40:38What about you?
40:39Uh, yeah.
40:47I could introduce you to my family, if you like.
40:49No, thanks.
40:51I've met enough.
40:53And that includes me, yeah?
40:55Not you, no.
40:57I might have gone a bit too far the other day, so...
41:01sorry.
41:03I'll accept that apology if you buy me a drink.
41:07Blackmail.
41:08Nice.
41:10You find out why the wedding was cancelled yet?
41:14Well, everyone's saying it's definite last-minute nerves.
41:17Oh, yeah. Believe that, you believe anything.
41:19Get back out there. Find out from Mand.
41:21Oh, no.
41:22Well, I would, but she's had her tongue down Paddy's throat for the last hour,
41:26and...
41:29Well, it is their wedding day, I suppose.
41:31Yeah.
41:32It won't last, anyway, will it?
41:34Aye.
41:36We're going to be having hot sex long into our 90s.
41:39False teeth, hip replacement dependent, yeah?
41:41Oh, stop it, Charity. You'll get me going.
41:46Right, you coming back in?
41:47Yeah, I will.
41:48I just want to text Belle, see if she wants to come for this drink.
41:52Charity, leave the poor girl alone.
41:56You're like her stalker. She's fine.
41:58Besides, you said Tom had backed off.
42:01Yeah, I suppose.
42:04What do you make of Tom?
42:07He saves kittens, so I guess he's all right.
42:10That's what I thought.
42:12And the way he's cared for Belle and stuff, but...
42:15But what?
42:17I don't know.
42:19It's almost like he's too good to be true.
42:22Really?
42:23Mm.
42:24My spidey senses are tingling.
42:28I'm going to be keeping my beadlet lie on him.
42:31Love is lovelier
42:36The second time around
42:44Frank definitely knows what he's talking about.
42:48He does.
42:50You happy?
42:53You?
42:54Yeah.
42:56Very.
42:57Yeah.
42:58Very.
43:00No regrets?
43:01Nope.
43:03No.
43:08I can feel your heartbeat.
43:10Yeah.
43:11It's cos it's full of love.
43:12Ooh, you daft beggar!
43:15Love.
43:17Up today.
43:20Been the best day ever.
43:22Really?
43:24I'm absolutely knackered.
43:26I've got to get you on your toes, you know?
43:29I think it was a little bit like last time.
43:33When I had to run away from the police, you know?
43:37It's like history repeating itself.
43:40No, it's not.
43:42Why?
43:44Cos this time it's forever.
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