Emmerdale 16th August 2024
Emmerdale 16th August 2024
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00:30Right, so I'll, er... I'll see you later, then.
00:32Yeah. I guess you will.
00:34Aw, last night was really lovely, didn't he?
00:36Is that lovely as in lovely?
00:38Aw, lovely as in, yeah, nice try for a beginner,
00:39but don't take off the elbow plates.
00:41Lovely as in lovely.
00:43I know it was a big deal for you, which makes it a big deal for me, too.
00:45Yeah, I bet it was a big deal for Laurel when she saw me come downstairs.
00:49I think it was a pleasant surprise.
00:50She definitely approves.
00:52So what now?
00:54Oh.
00:57Oh, wow.
00:58Bit early for that kind of enthusiasm, isn't it?
01:01Sorry to interrupt. It's fine. We were just...
01:03Have either of you seen Sarah?
01:05Er, no, not today. Why?
01:06It's just she didn't sleep in her own bed last night.
01:08Erm, last time I saw her was at the wedding.
01:11And did she seem all right to you?
01:12Yeah, I think so, but I... I left early.
01:15She probably crashed on someone's sofa.
01:17Well, I'll be throttling her when I see her.
01:19Not even a text.
01:20If you see her, will you send her my way?
01:22Yeah, of course.
01:23Actually, no. Scrap that.
01:26So, erm, you know, me and you, are we...?
01:30Look, I think we shouldn't put labels on it for now.
01:33Labels? No, no, no, I wasn't putting...
01:35Listen, Vinnie, I feel really honoured, you know,
01:39that your first time was with me,
01:41but why don't we just keep it fun, yeah?
01:44Like casual?
01:45Not casual, just fun.
01:47Absolutely, yeah. Fun's good. Good fun.
01:50Good. Sure you're OK with that?
01:51Absolutely, yeah. I've not been more sure about anything in my life.
01:54Great, then.
02:06Et voilà .
02:09One sleeping beauty.
02:11Sarah!
02:12What the hell do you think you're playing at?
02:14Maybe take it easy, Charlotte.
02:16Take it easy? I've been worried sick, thank you.
02:21Well?
02:22I couldn't find my house keys last night, so I crashed out.
02:25It seemed like a good idea at the time.
02:27Were you drinking yesterday?
02:28Cos you know you shouldn't be boozing, I've told you that.
02:30It was a wedding. And?
02:32I was enjoying myself like everyone else.
02:34But you know that you can't take those kind of risks.
02:36It was a few drinks, that's all.
02:38Maybe get her home and we can discuss the details later.
02:42Moira's had to nip away, so I'll meet her up at the farm.
02:45OK?
02:47Oh!
02:48Someone's up early.
02:49Yeah, I didn't get much sleep, as it happens.
02:51Sorry, mate.
02:52Yeah, first night of wedding bliss and all that.
02:54All right, spare me the details, thank you very much.
02:56I've got a very clear picture, or soundscape, as it happens.
02:59You can always have a grandad and that later.
03:01Are you two not hungover?
03:02Oh, no, no, no, not today.
03:04No, the power of true love beats any hangover.
03:06I'm not hungover.
03:07I'm not hungover.
03:08I'm not hungover.
03:09I'm not hungover.
03:10I'm not hungover.
03:11I'm not hungover.
03:12I'm not hungover.
03:14I'm not hungover.
03:15The power of true love beats any hangover.
03:17I feel like I've been hit by an articulated lorry.
03:19Get over yourself, you wuss.
03:20Might it not have been an idea to have somewhere a bit more romantic
03:23for your first night at Nuptial's?
03:24Yeah, we did.
03:25But Nicola said that we're disturbing the other B&B gas.
03:28But don't worry, we're off for our honeymoon later.
03:30Yeah, well, I suppose one night of disturbed sleep won't kill me.
03:33Mm, mm.
03:34Can't promise it's just gonna be one night, though, can we?
03:36No, we can try and be a little bit more discreet.
03:38Mm, don't make promises you can't keep, mon chéri.
03:41Mm.
03:42We could, uh, maybe get some more privacy at wishing well, eh?
03:45Yeah, we could.
03:46First of all, I'm treating you to a slap of breakfast, wife.
03:50Mm, mm.
03:51This wedding bliss is getting better and better.
03:53Oh!
03:54HE LAUGHS
03:55Hey, um...
03:56Hey, um, listen, enjoy your granddad nap.
03:59And, honestly, we're glad you made it yesterday.
04:02HE LAUGHS
04:06Ooh.
04:08Ooh.
04:09Oh, I think some cuddles with this one
04:12are gonna sort out this awful hangover.
04:14She never says no to a cuddle.
04:16Good.
04:17Cos I feel absolutely horrendous.
04:21Worth it, though.
04:23Oh, yesterday, it was brilliant.
04:26It was such a shame you couldn't make it.
04:28Yeah, I know.
04:30Are you sure you won't change your mind about Sam's birthday do tonight?
04:36Oh, it might do you good.
04:39You know, a bit of laughing, a bit of dancing, a nice buffet.
04:44Well, yesterday's leftovers.
04:47I don't know.
04:49Well, it's just there was so much food, I couldn't see it all go to waste.
04:52Not about the buffet.
04:54I'm not feeling that sociable at the minute.
04:57Right. I see.
05:00Will you not at least think about it?
05:03Tell Sam I'm sorry.
05:05No need to apologise.
05:08You can't stay here forever, can you?
05:09Cooped up, all on your own.
05:11I'm not on my own. I've got Piper.
05:14I don't like to leave her on her own for too long.
05:17Well, she could stop at ours.
05:18Keep Chip and Monty company.
05:20You're not gonna let this go, are you?
05:24I just think it'd do you good to be around your family.
05:28You know, and Sam would really love you to be there.
05:31And he could do with a bit of cheering up,
05:33after Samson's A-level results.
05:36They're waiting for us when we got back last night.
05:38And let's just say they didn't set the world on fire.
05:43OK, you win.
05:45If Piper can come to yours, yes, I'll come for a few hours.
05:48Deal.
05:52There's something else, isn't there?
05:55Are you worried Tom might show up?
05:58I'm trying to keep as much distance between us as possible at the minute.
06:02We can ask him to stay away. I'm sure he won't mind.
06:05No, I don't want to make it a big thing.
06:09If he shows up, he shows up.
06:12Our paths are going to cross at some point, aren't they?
06:15I can handle this.
06:20How you finding it? Round here, I mean.
06:23It's all right.
06:25Don't sound too enthusiastic.
06:27What's to find?
06:28It's a place.
06:30I'm here.
06:32Work, eat, sleep, repeat.
06:35Must be nice, though, connecting with family and that.
06:39It's never that easy, I suppose.
06:41I know what it's like, being the odd man out,
06:43wondering where you fit in.
06:48I don't know about you, but I'm ready to eat.
06:50Fancy going to the eye for some lunch?
06:52Brought sandwiches.
06:53I'll keep them for later, I might shout.
06:55You're all right.
06:56You turning down a free meal?
06:58I prefer to eat on my own.
07:00My company that bad, is it?
07:04It's nothing personal.
07:06No worries. Next time, maybe.
07:09Definitely a closed book, that one.
07:12Yeah, I can think of other descriptions.
07:14Like what?
07:15I don't know. Oddball. Weirdo.
07:18Say what you really think.
07:20He's dodgy, man.
07:22I can spot dodgy a mile off.
07:24Got a very finely tuned radar.
07:26Keeps himself to himself, that's for sure.
07:28Yeah, well, if I were you, I would do the same when it comes to him.
07:31It's not exactly easy when you have to work together, is it?
07:33Well, you know what I mean, mate.
07:35Just don't get too pally with him.
07:44You sure you want to come to Sam's drinks with me?
07:46Oh, I can't, Vinnie. I've still got stuff to do here.
07:48I mean, after, you know, once you've finished work.
07:51Look, do you not think it's a little bit soon
07:53to be going to family things as a couple?
07:55What? I wasn't meaning that.
07:58No, I know you weren't.
07:59Look, you just go and enjoy your family do, all right?
08:02Yeah, of course. Bless one.
08:04Right, see you later, though?
08:05Possibly for round two.
08:07Sounds good to me.
08:08And me.
08:10OK, look, I am sorry for kicking off at you earlier, all right?
08:14You try being at a wedding when everyone's having a great time,
08:17getting drunk, being proper dingles, and you're the odd one out.
08:20Baby, you don't need to drink to fit in.
08:22Yeah, well, that's easy for you to say.
08:23I just worry about you, that's all.
08:25Yeah, well, I'm not a kid.
08:27I know that. So stop treating me like one.
08:29I can't wrap myself up in cotton wool forever.
08:32No-one's suggesting you should.
08:33Well, it sounds like it.
08:35I get it, you're a grown woman.
08:37I need to butt out and let you make your own decisions.
08:39Yeah, you do.
08:41OK, I'll try. All right? I promise.
08:44I just need to know that you're looking after yourself, that's all.
08:46Grant, I can't live my whole life on red alert.
08:49I know that.
08:51And I know it feels unfair sometimes.
08:52You want to be having a laugh with everyone else your age.
08:55But you kind of do need to be careful.
08:57But what if I've had enough of being careful?
08:59But it's not that simple, is it?
09:01But it's not that simple, Sarah, is it? And you know it.
09:03Come on, you can't be risking your life over a few glasses of wine
09:06or whatever else you were throwing down your neck yesterday.
09:08All right, I get it.
09:09And I won't do it again, but I just wanted to have some fun for once.
09:13THEY LAUGH
09:19I don't think you understand how hard it is to think that
09:22your time might be up before, you know,
09:24you get to have any fun or meet someone special.
09:28I mean, even Vinnie looks like he's getting some now.
09:31Yeah, I did see them playing tonsil hockey this morning.
09:33Nearly got the shock of my life.
09:35Well, good luck to them.
09:37Yeah.
09:39Do you know what?
09:40Maybe it is time we put a little bit more excitement into your life, Sarah.
09:46Congrats on your A-level.
09:52Is that it?
09:53Fair tone. There were loads left when I went home last night.
09:56Made all that Russian grub, sorry.
09:59It's almost got bent.
10:01Oh, do, lady.
10:02It's birthday party they're coming to, not banquet.
10:05It's certainly no banquet, that's for sure.
10:08Well, I've not bothered, me.
10:10I ain't wasting food. There's plenty there.
10:12Yeah, I love a good buffet.
10:14Some people think they're low-class.
10:17Who?
10:18I don't know, it's a thing.
10:20Look, it can't be low-class and French.
10:23What's French about a load of sausage rolls?
10:25Well, a word.
10:27Buffet?
10:29As long as you're happy with it.
10:32Course I'm happy. Why waste good food?
10:35And what else would you eat at a birthday party in a pub?
10:38Those two questions tell me that a second-hand buffet
10:41is the perfect option for this birthday boy.
10:45Belle.
10:47Tom.
10:49Just a quick word, please.
10:52It's a family party, OK? My family.
10:55So I just want to enjoy it.
10:56Well, I only popped in to buy Sam a quick drink.
10:58You don't need me for that, do you?
11:00Just a minute of your time. It's all I ask.
11:03Look, I understand that I need to respect your boundaries.
11:07I want to do you a favour.
11:13Please.
11:16You've got one minute.
11:19OK.
11:23So...
11:25The car was a misjudgment, and I apologise for that.
11:28But you have always wanted a Mini,
11:30and I did buy it for a good price.
11:32So I was wondering if...
11:36..rather than a present, you might want to buy it.
11:40I don't think that's a good idea.
11:42Why not? I'd do you a bargain price.
11:44I can't afford a car like that. You could pay an instalment.
11:47Tom, I've said I don't want the car, OK?
11:50And I've also said we need to stay away from each other.
11:53It's time for us both to move on.
11:56In fact...
11:58..I'd prefer it if you weren't here this evening.
12:05I decide where I go and don't go.
12:23Why do you have to make everything so difficult?
12:25How many times do I have to tell you, Tom? Leave me alone!
12:28Now get out, and I mean it!
12:29It's fine, Belle.
12:32If you don't want me here, I understand.
12:34This is your family's party, and I'll respect your wishes.
12:37I guess I'll just buy Sam a drink another time.
12:40Happy birthday, mate.
12:43It doesn't have to be like this between us.
12:47Are you OK? Yeah, I'm fine.
12:49I don't really understand why you had to be so awful.
12:52In front of everyone, too.
12:53It's none of your business. What's he done that's so bad?
12:56He was just trying to be nice to you, even after you've broken up.
12:59Leave it, Amelia. All right, OK.
13:01You just don't really think he deserves that.
13:04Are you sure you're OK?
13:07Right, well, I'd best go finish that cake.
13:09I'll check on the three amigos while I'm there.
13:12I'll come with you.
13:13Oh, why don't you stay here with Sam?
13:16Remember what we said about being round family?
13:19Yeah, I'll be fine.
13:22Are you OK?
13:23I'll buy you a birthday drink.
13:25Isn't it supposed to be the other way round?
13:28No, I've never really been one for rules.
13:30Yeah, keep Sam company till everyone else gets here.
13:49Oh, yes!
13:53How long are you going on this honeymoon for, a month?
13:55What? I'm not sitting for the honeymoon. No?
13:58Where's my stuff? We're moving in.
13:59We just thought we'd bring some stuff round before we set off.
14:02Well, there's more. What?
14:06That would be so much better if it had words.
14:09It's Vivaldi. Le quattro stagioni.
14:12Sounds like a pizza.
14:14I suppose I'll have to get used to it if I'm moving in full-time.
14:17I can be in the karaoke machine.
14:19Teach you a few things about music, eh?
14:22You know what this place needs?
14:24It needs a woman's touch and I feel that I am the perfect woman for the job.
14:29Just call me Emmerdale's answer to Maurice Llewellyn, what's it?
14:33But don't you worry.
14:35My interior design fee...
14:38..is right.
14:39Great.
14:40Right. OK.
14:47Oh! Hey!
14:48It's lovely.
14:49Oh, no, it don't. It were a rush job, but it'll do.
14:52It's definitely got a certain charm.
14:55Yeah, well, I think it's amazing.
14:57Best cake I've ever seen.
14:58How are the dogs?
14:59Fine, yeah. Piper's having a whale of a time.
15:03Hi, guys.
15:05What is it with you and him? You get some kind of crush on him or something?
15:08What? That you're borderline obsessed?
15:10Is there something you want to tell me?
15:12Yeah, right.
15:13Seriously, I won't break any confidences.
15:15Whereas I might break your nose if you don't pack it in.
15:18Oh, I'd like to see you try.
15:19You should laugh at him, though.
15:21You know, he's a bit of a learner, but it's not like he's done anything wrong.
15:24Yeah.
15:25What will you have him?
15:27We'll get our own.
15:28I offered to buy him lunch today and he turned that down and all.
15:31Starting to think I've done something to offend him.
15:33No, he's just a tad independent.
15:35I offered to buy him a drink. I didn't ask him to move in together.
15:38Maybe just take the drink.
15:40Fair enough. I'll have a pint.
15:41There you go.
15:42A pint zero for me, please.
15:44You won the lottery, isn't it?
15:46What can I say? I'm a generous man.
15:48I'll have a pint as well, then.
15:49What, is that to wash down all the dry sausage rules from yesterday's biffy?
15:53Erm, dry pastry's not my thing, mate.
15:55No, we's not, want not.
15:56I'm not staying long, anyway.
15:57Long enough for me to beat you at a game of darts, surely.
16:00Well, I'm not playing darts, either.
16:02Why not? Because I'm not in the mood.
16:03I'll give you a game.
16:06Will you play darts?
16:07I just said I'd give you a game, didn't I?
16:09Sounds like fighting talk to me.
16:12Yeah, all right. You're on.
16:15Fine.
16:16I'll sell it at that price, but only cos another buyer let me down.
16:19I want the car gone by tomorrow and no more haggling.
16:24Right. I'll see you then.
16:41Hmm.
16:47What do you say we make this more interesting?
16:50In what way?
16:51A little wager.
16:52Someone's confident.
16:5350 quid each. Winner takes all.
16:56Why not make it 100?
16:57Or is that a bit rich for you?
16:59You've got my van to pay for, after all.
17:03No, that shouldn't be a problem.
17:04It's just that I don't think it's a good idea.
17:06I don't think it's a good idea.
17:08I don't think it's a good idea.
17:09I don't think it's a good idea.
17:11I don't think it's a good idea.
17:12I don't think it's a good idea.
17:14I don't think it's a good idea.
17:16Deal.
17:17Is this a good idea?
17:19It could be Luke Littler in disguise, for all you know.
17:21Yeah, and I could be Raymond van Barneveld.
17:23Barney the Dinosaur, I'm all I've seen you play darts.
17:26All right, Aaron, since you're that confident,
17:28why don't you play the winner?
17:29It's 200 quid.
17:31We on?
17:32Do we really need to be betting on a game of darts in the pub?
17:35Yes, we do.
17:37Like I said earlier, it makes it way more interesting.
17:39Fine by me.
17:42This is your idea of excitement?
17:44Oi, we're here for Sam, remember?
17:46Tomorrow's the excitement.
17:49Are you sure you're OK?
17:51Yeah, just want to relax and enjoy myself.
17:54That's the spirit.
17:56Next one's on me, birthday boy.
17:58Nice one.
18:01I just wish Samson were here.
18:04Makes you think, eh?
18:06Birthdays and that.
18:08About how fast life goes past.
18:11He's getting all philosophical in his old age.
18:14Why do people use long words when shorter ones are quicker?
18:17Thoughtful, then.
18:19See?
18:21I think what Sam's trying to say is,
18:23you need to keep looking forward.
18:25Cos life comes at you very fast.
18:28Yeah, it's been moving pretty quick recently.
18:32You were really assertive earlier.
18:33Good for you.
18:35I just hope he's got the message.
19:14I'm having half his winnings when he does.
19:19Heard you ducked out of the wedding early.
19:21Word travels fast, doesn't it?
19:24The walk of shame this morning.
19:27Wait a minute, was it actually?
19:29Did you do the do?
19:32If you want to put it like that.
19:34I do, I did.
19:37Why are you acting weird about it?
19:39You know why.
19:40Vinnie, we've been through this.
19:41I know, I know.
19:43I've already told you.
19:44What you do behind closed doors is none of my business.
19:48That's with Gabby or anyone else.
19:51You can't keep pining for someone who's not around anymore.
19:57Thanks, Aaron.
19:59What for?
20:00You know what for.
20:01Just don't mess it up.
20:03You're punching their kick.
20:06Hey, welcome.
20:07How's your wee Zorosla?
20:09Hope you weren't planning on using any of that money
20:11for this exciting thing for partner time.
20:13Luckily I wasn't.
20:14Double or quits?
20:15There's been enough gambling for one day.
20:18Yes, I agree.
20:19I need to be somewhere.
20:20Definitely a hustler.
20:22What date is it?
20:23I take it you hit the jackpot on that app.
20:26I saw a glimpse of your screen.
20:33Right, I best get going.
20:34Can't you stay a bit longer?
20:35No, I'm getting tired.
20:37I'm going to get a pipe from yours and have an early night.
20:39Well, I'm glad you decided to come.
20:41Yeah, me and Al.
20:43And even though it might not be your birthday,
20:45you can still make it the start of a lovely new chapter.
20:48I hope so.
20:52Hey, how's she doing?
20:54All right, I think.
20:56Everything should settle down for her now.
20:58Flaming hope so.
21:12Belle!
21:13Don't come over.
21:16Why? What's happened?
21:17It's Piper. I found her in the road.
21:18What?
21:20She must have been hit by a car or something.
21:21Is she OK?
21:22I don't think you should look. She's been badly hurt.
21:25Don't worry.
21:26I'll do my best to save her. I promise.
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