ChuckleVision 8x04 Out of Sight

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Whilst working as cleaners at a scientific research laboratory run by No Slacking, the Chuckle Brothers have a mishap with a substance that makes them think that they have become invisible - erroneously, as it happens - but this is still enough for them to create havoc before they realise what has actually happened and things get back to normal.

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00:00Ch-ch-ch-chunklevision, ch-ch-chunklevision!
00:30No, no. He's interviewing the two very new employees at the moment.
00:44Now, the staff here are all dedicated, motivated professionals, and this is a very important
00:49time for us.
00:50We've got a very important launch late this afternoon.
00:53That's a funny time for lunch.
00:55Launch, launch. We're launching our latest product, the one for everything remote control.
01:01Remote control? Hey, that reminds me, I've just invented it.
01:04Mr. Hetherington Senior will be attending, and there'll be delegates arriving from all around the world.
01:09And I don't want anything to go wrong.
01:12Oh, you can trust us.
01:13Our reputation is spread far and wide.
01:15I see. Good.
01:17What exactly is our job?
01:19Ah, you two have got a very important role to play here at Hetherington Research.
01:24Research scientists? Lab technicians?
01:26No, you're here to sweep up.
01:28Oh. Refuse and hygiene operatives.
01:31And there are your jackets.
01:34Hey, what about the advert?
01:36Oh, yes. It says here, the firm encourages talent and has excellent opportunities for promotion.
01:43Of course, there are plenty of opportunities for spry young chaps to work their way ahead.
01:48Why? Our head of marketing, Molly Spittoon, started only last year.
01:52Delivering the mail.
01:54And now she's got a new post.
01:56Exactly.
01:57So one day, we could become top research scientists.
02:00Well, that's not exactly what I meant.
02:02Hey, Barry, just think of it. All day long inventing things.
02:05We could be the next Albert and Einstein.
02:07Hey, you better watch out for your job now you've employed us.
02:11Well, for now, I think you'd better concentrate on the cleaning.
02:14Oh, yes. We know what you mean.
02:17Go on, Barry.
02:18And another thing. Remember, no slacking.
02:24And I want this place spotless.
02:28Down there is the canteen. Over there is the photocopying room.
02:35Excuse me. What's that room down there?
02:37Oh, you can't go down there. That's for Hetherington's top scientists only.
02:42Silly you. That's not for the likes of you, Barry.
02:45Oh.
02:53And this is your room.
02:55Well, I'll leave you to it.
02:57I hope you enjoy working here at Hetherington Industries.
03:06Here you are, Barry. Hold that.
03:11Hey, Paul, what are you giving me this for?
03:13Well, you can sweep up if you like. I'm going to be a famous Hetherington inventor.
03:17While we're here, don't you think you'd better leave the inventing to the experts?
03:20Experts? Experts? What do you think I am?
03:23Can we come back to that one?
03:25What about my remote control?
03:26What about it?
03:27Ah, but it's every bit as good as theirs is. Watch.
03:36Probably a bit of interference down here.
03:44Hello, my name's Paul Chuckle. I'm very good with inventions and things, so if you'd like...
03:53Hello, I'm Paul Chuckle. Would you like a hand with anything you're doing?
03:56Go away!
04:00Inventions, anyway. I don't like anything but inventing.
04:05Hello, my name's Paul Chuckle.
04:07Get out of there!
04:09Hello, my name's Paul Chuckle.
04:11Get out of there!
04:15Hello!
04:21How's it going?
04:22Well, it's a bit slow at the moment.
04:24Vacuum?
04:25No, thanks. Just had one.
04:26Have you ever thought you might not be cut out for all this high-tech stuff?
04:29Ha! You can scoff. Just you wait.
04:32If you ask me, they've already recognised my genius.
04:35And they'll be buying in the time, that's all.
04:37Would Mr Paul Chuckle please report to Mr Henry Winslow?
04:40There you are, you see? They've probably lined up some high-tech job for me.
04:43There's some rubbish to be disposed of.
04:45After you, Einstein.
04:56Ah, there you are. It's that paper shredder.
04:59It's completely clapped out. I want you to throw it away.
05:02Certainly.
05:03Hang on a minute. I could have a look at it for you, if you like.
05:05I'm good at that sort of thing.
05:07Whatever.
05:08Oh, dear.
05:09Give it to me.
05:12What do you know? It's working.
05:14Here, Barry. Move that lamp for me.
05:17That's it.
05:18Right. Get me some paper.
05:19Paper?
05:20Yes.
05:26Hey, see? Fixed it.
05:29Oh, excellent, Chuckle. Well done.
05:31Oh, don't worry about it. It's nothing for a man of my calibre.
05:34All it was was the flange nut connecting the lynching pin.
05:37Come and have a look.
05:38I think we'd better be going, Paul.
05:40Barry, you keep out of this.
05:41Yes, any idiot could have done it.
05:54Surprisingly powerful for such a small machine, isn't it?
05:57There you are, then. See you.
06:01Just a minute!
06:02Where are my papers? They were on the desk.
06:08Have you seen them?
06:11Were they important?
06:12Important?
06:13Those papers were my notes for the presentation this afternoon.
06:16They took me hours to write out.
06:18In that case, we haven't seen them.
06:25Hey, Paul, what are you up to?
06:26I'll show them.
06:27I'll have them begging me to be a Hetherington inventor.
06:30You know what they say about Paul Chuckle?
06:32Yes.
06:33This'll be the invention to end all inventions.
06:35One for everything remote control.
06:38This'll knock spots off theirs.
06:40Tell you what, will you open that stuff for me over there?
06:42Get the bits out.
06:43Certainly.
06:44Good lad.
06:49It looks a bit complicated, Paul.
06:51Mmm.
06:52Tell you what, I'll go and find my screwdriver
06:55while you start putting it together.
06:56When I get back, I'll give you a hand.
07:00OK.
07:06I'm keeping my eye on you.
07:10Ah!
07:14Oh, me leg!
07:22That's it.
07:30Hey!
07:42Hey.
07:43A secret door.
07:56Oh, dear, you've finished it.
07:59I was just coming to give you a hand with that.
08:01Were you?
08:02Yes. Still not to worry.
08:04You've done a good job there, Barry.
08:06What are you going to do now?
08:07Have you got a green banana?
08:09A green banana?
08:10Yes.
08:11Oh, dear, I left it at home.
08:13Typical.
08:14Look, nip up to the canteen and see if they've got one.
08:16What are you going to do?
08:18Oh, I'm going to do all sorts of scientific stuff.
08:20Far too technical for you to understand.
08:22Off you go.
08:30That's better.
08:43Oh, dear, that looks nasty.
08:45You want to take good care of that.
08:47I'm quite capable of taking care of myself, thank you.
08:50Oh, dear.
08:51I'm going to have to have a look at that.
08:53Oh, dear.
08:54That looks nasty.
08:55You want to take good care of that.
08:57I'm going to have to have a look at that.
08:59I'm quite capable of taking care of myself, thank you.
09:02You just watch out for yourself.
09:04I will.
09:06Argh!
09:08Oh, dear.
09:09Oh, me arm.
09:10Me arm.
09:15There we are.
09:16Nice cup of tea.
09:20Hiya, Paul.
09:21Hiya.
09:22What do you think?
09:23Cool.
09:24What is it?
09:25It's my new invention.
09:26What does it do?
09:27It's an instant suntan machine.
09:29But is it safe?
09:30Safe?
09:31Safe?
09:32I don't know yet.
09:33That's why I needed a guinea pig to test it on.
09:35You're not going to test it on some poor, dumb, fluffy animal, are you?
09:39No, of course not.
09:40I'm going to test it on you.
09:42Well, that's all right.
09:43Hey!
09:44Only joking.
09:45That's what I wanted this for.
09:46You see, this is green because it isn't ripe.
09:48Now, you know what I'm going to do with it?
09:50You're not, are you?
09:51Yes.
09:52I'm going to put it in my instant suntan machine.
09:56There.
09:57Now, I'll turn it on, and in a few seconds, it'll be ripe.
10:01It's all to do with ultra-violent rays.
10:04Oh.
10:05Now, stand back.
10:14Open the doors, Barry.
10:15Me?
10:16Yes.
10:18Has it changed colour?
10:20It has that.
10:23Oh, dear, oh, dear.
10:25I'm going to have to turn down the induction instigator voltage.
10:28You don't know what I'm talking about, do you?
10:30No.
10:31Good. Get in.
10:32Hey!
10:33Yes.
10:34I'm not going in there.
10:35Yes, you are.
10:36You're going to step into the future.
10:37Looks like I'm going to step into an old cupboard.
10:39Get in there.
10:40Ooh, here.
10:41I'll put this on.
10:42Just in case.
10:44That's it.
10:47Ten, nine, eight, seven, six...
10:52Ooh, the tape.
10:58How can I make a presentation like this?
11:01I won't even be able to get up on stage with this leg.
11:04Well, perhaps you could video the speech
11:06and then play it back to the delegates.
11:08It's a very 21st-century idea.
11:12Brilliant! I'll do it.
11:17Ooh, me machine.
11:19Five, four, three, two, one.
11:23That's it. Should be done now.
11:25Let's have a look.
11:28Barry?
11:29Barry?
11:31Barry?
11:33Barry?
11:34Barry?
11:35Where are you?
11:36I'm here.
11:37Are you all right?
11:38Yes, I'm fine.
11:39But I can't see you.
11:41Oh, I can see you.
11:43HE CHUCKLES
11:46Do you know, you come past me there and I never even saw you.
11:49Barry?
11:50Barry, talk to me.
11:51Hello.
11:52Oh, thank goodness.
11:54Do you know, for a minute there I thought...
11:56Barry? Now where are you?
11:58I'm over here.
11:59I wish you'd stay in one place.
12:01You what?
12:02I was just saying, I wish you...
12:05Barry?
12:06Barry?
12:07You're invisible.
12:09I've made an invisibility machine.
12:11Oh, just wait till the end about this.
12:14Everington Inventors, here I come.
12:25Can't you knock?
12:28Something awful has happened. It's Barry.
12:30I can't see him now.
12:31Neither can I.
12:32Why not?
12:33He's disappeared.
12:34Doesn't surprise me.
12:36He doesn't look the sort who'd stick a job for long.
12:38No, no, I've made him invisible.
12:40Ludicrous. That's not possible.
12:43If you could manage that,
12:44you'd be the most sought-after inventor in the world.
12:47Would I?
12:48Yes.
12:49Come with me.
12:50I'm not going anywhere.
12:52Who do you think I am?
12:53Go on, get out.
13:07I'll show them.
13:13Come on.
13:29Barry, I can see you again.
13:31Course I can.
13:33That's because we're both invisible now.
13:35Hey, I've got some great news for you.
13:37We're going to be rich and we're going to be inventors.
13:39Are we?
13:40How?
13:41With an invisibility machine.
13:43It doesn't look any different
13:44to your instant suntan machine to me.
13:46Ah, well, to the layman it wouldn't.
13:48Come on, let's go and show Hetherington Industries
13:50what we're made of.
14:01Hello?
14:03Mr Hetherington Senior's here.
14:06Thank you very much.
14:07I'll be there right away.
14:10Oh, dear.
14:11Shh!
14:12Hello, can I help you?
14:14I'm afraid I can't see you.
14:39Hello?
15:03Two weeks to get a pair of replacement glasses!
15:06What am I supposed to do in the meantime?
15:20Ooh, it's a girl.
15:25Can you hear me?
15:36Can you hear me?
15:52Come on, quick, let's go.
15:53No, it's all right, he can't see us.
15:55We're invisible.
15:56Poor silly me.
15:59I don't believe it!
16:03Hey, Paul, I wouldn't be surprised
16:05if you were the top Hetherington inventor, you know.
16:07Yeah, well, I deserve it.
16:08Hey, I've just had a thought.
16:10Why don't we sneak down here and have a peek?
16:12Hey, I don't think we should.
16:13It says top secret.
16:14We're not meant to go down there.
16:16Yeah, but we're invisible.
16:17Who would know?
16:32How did that get there?
16:34I don't know.
16:35Hey, what's this?
16:44Ah, hello, gentlemen.
16:46Are you enjoying the conference?
16:48I'm sure it'll be...
16:53Please go back in, cos I'm sure you'll enjoy it.
16:56It's something marvellous for all of you.
16:58It's really good.
16:59Argh!
17:05Of course, we're all familiar with the concept
17:07of the television remote control.
17:09Yes, those useful everyday devices
17:11that none of us will be without.
17:13Hey, she's got the wrong thing.
17:15I can see that.
17:17Hey, hang on.
17:19What?
17:20Oh, no.
17:22Who hasn't done this with their television?
17:27I suppose you realise that this is no ordinary remote control.
17:31For instance, imagine the phone's ringing.
17:34Wouldn't you like to be able to do this?
17:37Oh, dear.
17:39I don't think you should do that any more, Paul.
17:41I think you're right.
17:42Tell you what, plan B.
17:44We'll go up on the stage.
17:45Hey!
17:46Yes, we're invisible, remember?
17:48Nobody will see us.
17:49All right.
17:50But the unique Hetherington Industries
17:52one for everything remote control
17:54can do more mundane chores.
17:56Take a look at those curbs.
17:59See how easily they glide over.
18:02Isn't this what you'd like to see in your living room?
18:05LAUGHTER
18:09Why are they laughing?
18:10It's not supposed to be funny.
18:11Try up here.
18:12Oh!
18:14There we are.
18:16Come here, you.
18:18Oh!
18:20APPLAUSE
18:22Back up.
18:24Back up.
18:26Are you sure we're invisible, Paul?