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00:00This place is amazing, there's disco balls, there's a load of alcohol, this is definitely
00:16my scene.
00:17Let's drink.
00:18Let's drink.
00:19Myself and John were given a secret task, big brother gave us the choice to have a drink.
00:24Start with something strong?
00:25Vodka crème?
00:26Sounds good to me.
00:28And then we gotta go out and converse with houseguests without them suspecting anything.
00:32Cheers honey.
00:33Cheers.
00:34They weren't forcing drinks down our throats, they let us decide how much we wanted to drink.
00:38But you know, you had two newfies in the dining room with a bunch of alcohol.
00:42You knew it was going to be flowing.
00:44This is amazing.
00:45This is the best time I've ever had in my life.
00:46Go, go.
00:48Yeah.
00:49Nine-thirteenths of the house in here is dumb as rocks, they weren't expecting anything
00:54anyway.
00:55Well, I wish a lot of things.
00:56What?
00:57What would you rather have?
00:58Your dog or alcohol for the whole time?
00:59Oh, liquor for sure.
01:00What I wouldn't do for a f***ing drink, boys, seriously.
01:01I don't know.
01:02I don't know.
01:03I don't know.
01:04I don't know.
01:05I don't know.
01:06I don't know.
01:07I don't know.
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01:13I don't know.
01:14I don't know.
01:15I don't know.
01:17Cheers.
01:18Myself and John had two beer, and we need another two beer.
01:23Super serious right now.
01:25We have one, two.
01:26So they know.
01:27One, two, three, four.
01:32She's definitely getting prettier.
01:34Aw, thanks, Johnny.
01:38Bam, out of the fingers.
01:40Newfie style.
01:41This is the best thing ever.
01:43And we're having a drink, and it's awesome.
01:46And I'm best kind.
01:47And we go back up there, and I'm straight.
01:50This is what you dunked into them.
01:53These are very sweet.
01:54Gross.
01:55So when I dipped them in the cranberry juice...
01:57But you guys notice all of us boys,
01:59we always cut each other up.
02:00Yeah, it's true, but that's what I meant.
02:02I didn't mean like, oh, I think I'm the prettiest person.
02:04I just feel like nobody could make me feel insecure.
02:07You did everything you said.
02:08I gotta go pee. I'm so sorry.
02:10I just got here, too.
02:11Introducing John Party, all the way from Newfoundland.
02:14Let's get down. Let's get him down here.
02:16All right. They call him J-Tux.
02:19Hey, people, I haven't seen you come in.
02:21Nobody.
02:22Oh, my God, so we're set.
02:23Yes.
02:24All right, let's slam a few drinks and get out of here.
02:27Same thing, vodka.
02:29We have rum, mix it to a little bit of beer.
02:32We don't like to mix a lot of stuff.
02:34It gets confusing.
02:36Get in, you man.
02:37This challenge is awesome.
02:39Thank you, big brother.
02:41You're spilling a little cheese.
02:43I'm gonna have a lot of doors to open, I'm gonna be crazy.
02:46Good news.
02:47Another episode.
02:48Ali, stop.
02:49Are you okay?
02:50What hurts you?
02:51My stomach, ma'am.
02:52Do you want hot water and lemon?
02:53I could do that for you.
02:54I don't think I can put anything in my mouth right now, though.
02:55What's wrong with your mouth?
02:56I kept up a very solid reason why I was in the D.R.
02:57I was sick, and the girls believed me.
02:58It's like a pain in my stomach.
02:59It's like a pain in my stomach.
03:00It's like a pain in my stomach.
03:01It's like a pain in my stomach.
03:02It's like a pain in my stomach.
03:03It's like a pain in my stomach.
03:04It's like a pain in my stomach.
03:05i was in the D.R., I was sick, and the girls believed me.
03:06i was in the D.R., I was sick, and the girls believed me.
03:08It's like a pain in my stomach.
03:12You sure that will help, because I have stomach problems
03:13Do you sure that will help, because I have stomach problems
03:14I have to get a vacuum up my butt twice, and-
03:17A vacuum up your butt?
03:18What the **** is that?
03:24What's up, losers?
03:25Do I have to job you?
03:26No.
03:27No.
03:29Go ahead.
03:32Hilarious!
03:33And this time I was half in the bag,
03:34Feeding Adele slop through his mouth.
03:37You ready? Open it.
03:38Okay. Train, ready?
03:39Everyone, everyone.
03:40Choo-choo, choo-choo, choo-choo, choo-choo.
03:49The fact that I got the whole house to choo-choo
03:51was an absolute bonus.
03:57Yeah!
03:58Ha ha ha ha ha ha!
03:59Big Brother informed us that we were successful
04:01in completing our task.
04:03Yeah!
04:04You couldn't have picked two better people.
04:08Alison, are you okay, babe?
04:10Fellow houseguest!
04:11Big Brother says our secret mission!
04:14And we were successful!
04:15So come on into the secret dining room!
04:18Woo!
04:19Woo!
04:19Woo!
04:20Woo!
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04:48Woo!
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04:52Woo!
04:53Woo!
04:54We were successful in completing our task.
04:56Earned a reward for the whole house.
04:58You know, there was lots of food.
04:59There was lots of booze for everybody.
05:01I was stoked!
05:02Woo!
05:03Woo!
05:04Don't worry, I'm here.
05:11My balls hurt.