Emmerdale 9th August 2024
Emmerdale 9th August 2024
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00:05🎵 Psycho Fetcher! 🎵
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00:25Fetal combo that innit eh?
00:27Sweaty, sexy and health conscious
00:30Oh hold on
00:32He's doing stretches now look
00:34Can't seem to stop looking
00:36short of jabbing my own eyes out
00:38What you two staring at?
00:40Just wondering who that is
00:42you know in a community minded
00:44landlady kind of way
00:46Ah stopped outside pigs
00:48Oh no
00:50Eric said something about
00:52a random half brother of hers
00:54turning up at a funeral yesterday
00:56I bet that's him, apparently they share
00:58the same dad. Wait he's Jack's son?
01:00No that can't be right can it?
01:02Well it is. How do you know?
01:04What we all looking at?
01:06I met him yesterday, his van broke down. Met who?
01:08Who is that?
01:10Just some idiot
01:12Aww, he's gone inside now
01:14Hmm
01:16Full disclosure, now
01:18What do you want me to say? There's nothing to tell
01:20Well he's Annie and Robert's half brother, it's kind of a
01:22big deal love. Hey Sarah
01:24do you know anything about this? What?
01:26Some secret half brother of your dad's
01:28turning up. What?
01:34Hey
01:36something alright? No
01:38I can't find the cattle passport for the auction
01:40It was here the other day, somebody must have
01:42moved it. I had a bit of a tidy round
01:44earlier, well
01:46it's here somewhere. What did you do that for?
01:48Because the place needs it alright
01:50Meaning what exactly? Meaning nothing
01:52Did it at the auction at
01:54ten? Yep
02:00Anything I can do to help?
02:02No, actually you could move
02:04the rest of the herd down to the bottom field
02:06Right, I thought you needed that
02:08field for the new cattle because I've just moved
02:10them out of it. Right so basically you're just
02:12going around making extra work for me
02:14I was just trying to help alright, that's why
02:16I took the boys to holiday camp and then I was
02:18maybe going to do some of your deliveries but I'm not bothered next time
02:20right? Well thank goodness for that
02:22Right, I've got to go
02:24See you later, take care, bye
02:28You slept with him
02:30Robert's brother. I didn't know that
02:32at the time, did I? I'm not a complete idiot
02:34This is what I hate about you
02:36and your hook ups. He could have been anyone
02:38Well anyone would have been
02:40better than this, wouldn't it?
02:42Of all the messed up bad luck
02:44Well it's not ideal
02:46Agreed. And what if he says
02:48something to Vic? Tells her about us
02:50Only you and him
02:52aren't an us though, are you?
02:54I mean you didn't even know his name at the time
02:56Right, if this is going to turn into some sort of
02:58lecture. It's not
03:00I mean
03:02it's not what people normally do, is it?
03:04Broadcast their sex lives to virtual strangers
03:06like Vic. Normal people know but
03:08that guy's obviously a bit of a weirdo
03:10he wouldn't have drove off and left me
03:12I think you're worrying too much
03:14It's not just that, Mum
03:16You brought
03:18You brought everything back
03:20about Robert, you know
03:22I can't go back
03:24there again
03:32How was your run?
03:34Fine. Ah, so you didn't get lost on the route I suggested
03:36Got back, didn't I?
03:38I'll stick the kettle on then
03:40I can make you some toast if you want
03:42Not for me, Ta. I'm ready for the off
03:44But I thought the garage said it'd take a few days to fix your van
03:46Decided I can't wait that long
03:48Besides, they're fitting a radiator, not a new engine
03:50I don't know why they're making such a meal of it
03:52You sound like my dad
03:54He was no-nonsense, didn't suffer fools
03:56I thought we weren't doing this
03:58Yeah, sorry. It's just hard when you remind me of him so much
04:00This is why I
04:02didn't want to stay here
04:04OK, I'm sorry. I promise I won't do it again
04:06Makes no odds now. I'm going
04:10Vic
04:12Chas said something about a half-brother of yours
04:14Hang on
04:16Hey, you must be John. I'm Sarah
04:18Andy's daughter
04:20Andy. That's the adopted one, right?
04:22We haven't talked much about stuff
04:24It's not that straightforward, Sarah
04:26Why isn't it?
04:28Come on, I've got loads of questions
04:34Flipping it, Chas
04:36What's up with you?
04:38What are you looking at?
04:40Back it in, you see
04:42I'm just
04:44making a profile for me
04:46It's in Dompage
04:48What? Dompage?
04:50It's short for Financial Domination
04:52I thought it might help with my
04:54cash flow thing
04:56OK, this is bonkers
04:58You think it's a bit OTT?
05:00You see, there's a fine line
05:02between bossy and crazy lady
05:04The whole flipping idea
05:06is crazy. You can't do it
05:08Why can't I?
05:10You rip money off books, you get the kicks
05:12from being told off, then ripped off
05:14Hardly a strong lifestyle choice, is it?
05:16This is just a way of getting fast cash into Mardi Mandi's
05:18bossy bank
05:20Please tell me you're not using your real name
05:22No, obviously
05:24But you're going to have to put a picture on there
05:26Oh, yeah, I know that. Actually, I need your opinion on that
05:30Why are you doing that gurning face?
05:32You look like Miss Trenchbolt
05:34That's my no messing face
05:36Well, you can't use it. People will recognise you
05:38There's nothing to do
05:40Forget the whole thing
05:42Look, people you meet on there
05:44they will not be nice
05:46Trust someone who's
05:48done stuff for money they're not proud of
05:50But that's why it's great, cos it's online
05:52It's safe
05:54But things can snowball
05:56Before you know it, you're agreeing to stuff you're not comfortable with
05:58Listen
06:00Look what happened to Emania
06:02She wasn't even doing anything dodgy
06:04I hear you, right
06:06Phil, be careful, but this seems like a win-win
06:08You know, I'm a bossy cow for free
06:10Why not earn from it?
06:12I'm sorry, I don't like it
06:14But if I can't stop you
06:16then please just
06:18don't tell me anymore
06:20Cos I'm only worried about
06:22what could go wrong
06:26So you always knew Jack was your dad
06:28but you never spoke about getting in touch with him
06:30That's her asking, so you can't have a go at me
06:32Never wanted to
06:34Look
06:36Mum said she wrote to him
06:38when I was little
06:40Sent a picture of me, explained everything
06:42He never replied
06:44But you never mentioned a letter yesterday
06:46It was my mum's funeral
06:48What's it matter anyway?
06:50Maybe he never got the letter
06:52More of a romantic way to look at it, isn't it?
06:54Shame I'm a realist
06:56Apart from the fact that you didn't know him
06:58You would have never ignored something that important
07:00Yeah, what if Vic's right?
07:02If he only didn't know that you existed
07:04That'd be so sad
07:06Actually, it wouldn't have made a fat lot of difference
07:08I had an old man who gave her stuff about me
07:10and my life has been fine
07:12I'm not a victim here
07:14No one's saying that you are
07:16Why are you looking at me like some object of pity?
07:18Sorry, but I'm done here
07:20Is that your wedding speech?
07:22No, it's stuffed in a drawer at home
07:24Hopefully when I get back it might be a little bit funnier
07:26No, I'm just making a list of stuff for Italy
07:28I went through my wardrobe
07:30and it's not quite cutting it
07:32Says who? Mandy?
07:34No, me actually
07:36Thought I might get myself a linen shirt
07:38Some floppy trousers
07:40I've got a lot of stuff in my wardrobe
07:42It's not quite cutting it
07:44Says who? Mandy?
07:46No, me actually
07:48Thought I might get myself a linen shirt
07:50Some floppy trousers, a pair of sandals
07:52Go a bit more stylish
07:54Blimey, wow, well, in that case
07:56you might not want this tacky load of stuff
07:58What's that?
08:00Well, you know, it's just a pre-wedding present for you and Mandy
08:04His and her slippers
08:06Bride and groom
08:08Rubber ducks
08:10They only went to be daft, I thought they'd make you smile
08:12Did you?
08:14Yeah, anyway, they were cluttering up the back of the wardrobe
08:16Wed, I thought I'd dig them out
08:20Chas
08:22Somebody buy them for us
08:26So what if they did, alright? They haven't been used
08:28Mandy loves a bit of kitsch, doesn't she?
08:30Main thing is
08:32is that we're giving with good intention
08:34I hope you two will be really happy
08:36Yeah, you know, matching slippers
08:38and our tacky little bath toys
08:40Exactly
08:42I know it took me a while to get my head around you two
08:44stop myself from being jealous
08:46about Eve having a step mum
08:48but I have done
08:50and I'm really sorry I gave Mandy such a hard time
08:52She don't deserve it
08:54Appreciate you saying that
08:56Everyone can see she'd do anything for you
08:58She's a good one, Paddy
09:00She is
09:02and we're happy
09:04which is pretty amazing second time round
09:06after 25 years
09:08And there I go being jealous again
09:10You're being jealous again
09:14Just don't let anybody ruin what you've got
09:16I won't
09:18Chas
09:20Oh, Trace, sorry for keeping you waiting
09:22What can I get you?
09:24Just a white wine, please
09:26Thanks, Chas
09:32Hey
09:34What are you up to?
09:36What are you staring at?
09:38That numpty
09:40Right, anyway, I just wanted to say
09:42I'm sorry if we upset you earlier
09:44You didn't
09:46I'd have to care for that weapon
09:48And you don't, right?
09:50You're all strangers to me
09:52We're not even related, right?
09:54Your dad was adopted
09:56I see, thanks for that
09:58You alright, Sarah?
10:00Sarah
10:04What have you said to her?
10:06You're becoming a nag
10:08Is that right, is it?
10:10What is your game?
10:12Did you know who I was when you first asked to meet me?
10:14Did I know you used to be with some random
10:16I've never met but happen to share genes with?
10:20No, oddly
10:22Here's one for you, though
10:24Anyone ever told you you're insanely paranoid
10:26and a bit of a whiner?
10:30Say that again
10:36Which bit?
10:38That you're paranoid or a whiner?
10:40What is your problem?
10:44You lot
10:46I don't need any of you
10:48Only no one's getting the message
10:50Especially you
10:58Oi
11:00What's going on?
11:02Nothing, just having a little chat
11:06Somebody's teaching him a lesson
11:08Just leave it
11:12He'll have my van fixed by tomorrow
11:14Can give it a wash, too
11:16Yeah?
11:18That's a good lad
11:36You alright?
11:38Is Aaron about?
11:40Nope
11:42Can you tell him I popped in?
11:44Not his secretary
11:46Nice one, Jimmy
11:48Thanks for your help
11:50I'm trying to work something out
11:52I can't make a man up
11:54We lost a big client yesterday
11:56I'm sorry to hear that
12:00Are you for me or holy scrap?
12:02I'm sorry
12:04I seem to be wearing both hats today
12:06Arthur Blakefield
12:08Traffic examiner for the Vehicle Compliance Agency
12:10I'm here regarding
12:12Home James haulage
12:14and a tucker grafter
12:16Yeah, we had one of them not long back
12:18I didn't think we'd do another for ages
12:20We do unscheduled checks from time to time
12:22A lot of the vehicles are out on jobs today
12:24It's probably best you come back another time
12:26I wouldn't want to waste your time
12:28Kind of ruins the element of spontaneity
12:30don't you think?
12:32If we start
12:34with the trucks parked up in the lane
12:36I'll leave you to it, Jimmy
12:38Right
12:40I'll get the keys
12:48Now what?
12:52Paddy was talking to Chas
12:54about you in the pub earlier
12:56What were they saying?
12:58Just how happy you both are
13:02Look, are you sure you can't come clean
13:04and ditch this whole online thing?
13:06Yes, I'm sure
13:08I'm not asking Paddy to rescue me, Trace
13:10Dingle!
13:12I stand on my own two feet
13:14OK, so if Paddy came to you
13:16with money problems
13:18that would change the way you feel about him, would it?
13:20No, but if I go begging to Paddy
13:22then yeah, it'd change the way I feel about me
13:24Especially when the solution is staring me right in the face
13:26OK, fine
13:28I give up, it's your call
13:30If you are going to do this, you need to be savvy about it
13:32Take down that photo
13:34and wear something that masks your identity
13:36I might as well put some tights over me, I'd like a bank robber
13:38You stay smart
13:40I'll stay if he kicks
13:42Thanks, Mum
13:44Right
13:46I need to upload this new profile
13:48picked before I go live
13:54Are you done, then?
13:56Afraid so
13:58Have you exceeded your legal driving limits?
14:00Are you sure?
14:02I don't guess the figures, Mr King
14:04I check all the readings twice
14:06Right, only I can't really see how that's happened
14:08You've 28 days to pay the fine
14:12And if I want to appeal
14:14if there's been an admin mistake
14:16or a rotor error
14:18It tells you how to appeal on the back
14:20but it won't make any difference
14:22The rules are clear, the figures are there in black and white
14:28To be honest
14:30I've been struggling lately
14:32Like a lot of small businesses
14:34I can't afford a hefty fine like this
14:36Should have thought about that
14:38before you brought the law
14:40Bye, then
14:48No, that's too quick
14:50Oh
14:52Don't be stupid, Amanda
14:54You can't put tights round your head
14:56Anyway, yeah
14:58Maybe
15:00Hmm, yeah
15:02Hmm
15:04Oh yeah, guess it'll do
15:06Yeah
15:14Uploaded
15:18Oh
15:20Hiya
15:22Mrs soon-to-be
15:24I pass
15:26What are you doing? Nothing
15:28Dressing up? No
15:30Sorry, what were you on about then?
15:32About the dingle-dingle? Oh yeah
15:34So I was just thinking, because we're both dingles
15:36already
15:38We could double-barrel it and
15:40take each other's names and then you don't miss out
15:42on getting a new one. I don't want to be dingle-dingle
15:44Sounds like a phone ringing
15:46Fair point. Good job I'm joking then, innit
15:48So what are you doing?
15:50Nothing
15:52Oh, this? No, I'm just having a nosy
15:54at some hen party props that Layla was chucking
15:56You know, see if there's anything decent
15:58You big kid
16:00Oh, Chas gave us this. Just some daft
16:02wedding gifts
16:04That's nice of her
16:08You don't know what's in there yet? I'll take a look later
16:10Yeah
16:12Oh, that's why you've popped back
16:14Yeah, well, that and just
16:16see what you were up to. I had a client cancel
16:18and
16:20I've got a spare half an hour. Oh, I'd love to
16:22but I'm due back at the salon any sec
16:24You know, can't be turning customers
16:26away when there's a wedding to pay for
16:28Yeah, of course
16:30Silly idea really
16:32Right, I'll leave you to it. Oh, thank you
16:36I love you
16:38I love you too
16:44Oh my god
16:46Right
16:48There it goes
16:50Right
16:52It's for real
16:54Yeah, it's for real now
16:58There it goes
17:00Madame Diamante
17:02Dales
17:10Four footballs
17:12We're not even halfway through the holidays
17:14Eh?
17:16That's how many the boys have gone through
17:18Chip got her teeth
17:20into this one. I'm trying to fix it but it's
17:22out
17:24Something up?
17:28We've had a visit at the yard
17:30A tachograph inspection
17:32And?
17:34Oh, tell me you won't
17:36over your hours
17:42I've been trying to squeeze in
17:44a few extra runs
17:46Try to make the books look a bit healthier
17:48Yeah?
17:50They're not going to look very healthy after you've paid this, are they?
17:52If we can pay it at all
17:54now that we've lost Gorman's
17:56Why would you even take a risk like that?
17:58I didn't think it was a risk
18:00I was going to alter the figures before our next routine
18:02inspection and then this
18:04examiner turns up out of the blue
18:06Oh god
18:10The truth is
18:14When I'm behind the wheel
18:16it stops me
18:18thinking about Angel
18:20I thought I was killing two
18:22birds
18:24More like killing any chance of our business staying afloat
18:26We rely
18:28on that extra income from the haulage
18:30Jimmy
18:32We're stuffed without it
18:44Did you get a result?
18:46I'll say
18:48We agreed 500, right?
18:50Yeah
18:52And we had a chat with an ex-colleague of mine
18:54I think I might have been
18:56underselling my services
18:58Sorry?
19:00You got me for a steal, basically
19:02Well, you've not really had to do anything
19:04And?
19:06So what? You want to hike up the price?
19:08I think it's worth a grand, yeah
19:10I think it's worth a grand, yeah
19:14Alright, I tell you what, I'm not going to give you any money
19:16I don't like people
19:18being greedy, moving the goalposts, that's not how I do
19:20business
19:22You can't do that
19:24What are you going to do? Tell your boss?
19:26He'll get sacked if they know you're bent
19:40It's alright?
19:42Yeah, better than that
19:44We've got a great price for the herd
19:48Aw
19:50Look at you, cracking on with the boys tea
19:52I don't reckon
19:54there's many blokes as useful
19:56and as sexy as you are
20:02Sorry, have I missed something?
20:04Oh, I don't follow
20:06Well, you were in a funny mood earlier, you had a right go at me
20:08I couldn't do right for doing wrong
20:10Well, I'm fine now
20:12Unless you'd rather have an argument
20:14obviously
20:16Well, why would I want to do that?
20:18Good, I'll just go and grab a shower and get ready for dinner
20:26You know, what's up with you wouldn't go and mess that up
20:28Yeah, there's something
20:30seriously off with him
20:32You know
20:34Really? I hadn't noticed
20:38Yeah
20:40I mean, what gives him the right
20:42to just throw his weight around? I mean, that's twice he's nearly gone for you
20:44Let's just talk about something else
20:46No, I mean
20:48there must be more to it
20:50Like, he is hell-bent on winding you up
20:52Well, you've met him
20:54He doesn't seem to give a toss about anything
20:56Not yet, anyway
20:58Meaning?
21:02Meaning
21:04I think that it's time that you and I
21:06join forces again
21:08Wipe that smug
21:10grin off his face, properly teach him a lesson
21:12What do you say?
21:14Do you really have to ask that?
21:16That's why I love you