Emmerdale 8th August 2024
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00:0026, 27. I'm going to enjoy this. Back to it. The open road.
00:1028. You were the last resort. No offence. You could do with some Botox. No offence.
00:21Will's gone to ground for a while. Woman aggro. Well, you marry Kim, you sign up for aggro.
00:27You know, I'm surprised that you've hitched your wagon to this lot. You know, Home Farm
00:38is cursed. Thanks for the reminder. But the curse was lifted the day that you met my Nicola.
00:48Why's that? Because I inherited you? Yes. Just get this lot dropped off safely and come
00:55back here. I have driven these before, you know. What? Cab's that way. In France.
01:07Keep still. You're like a child. It's fine. Who's dead? Oh, no one close. Oh, so you're
01:14just going for the free signings then? Barbara, 90 years. Old friend. And she was getting
01:21jiggy with the council bigwig. So he could be hobnobbing along. What can I get you? Flat
01:26white, please. Ah, there he is. Car done? No. No, unfortunately not. It's not ready.
01:34You mean for a service of minor one at that? Yeah. Yeah, I've been busy. It's August. It's
01:42a busy time for any motor trade. Why? Er, pollen. I'd better get the keys and, er, drop
01:52it off later. Er, well, er, Cain. Cain's already on with it. Yeah. Yeah, Cain's doing it.
01:58I walked past him earlier. Saw his little legs poking out from underneath. Maybe Vic
02:02could take you. Me? I don't think she owes me any favours. I certainly don't. But I do
02:10owe you my thanks for convincing him to come clean over Pizzagate. Aw. Well, he's a decent
02:15fella, really. I just hide it rather well. Well, lucky for you, I'm openly kind and have
02:21a few hours to spare, so... I don't want to take up your day. Excellent. It's all sorted.
02:27So you guys can go and do that and I will have your wheels all shiny new by tea time.
02:32Not trying to fleece me, are you? No. He is paying for your coffee.
02:39Oh, she looks like a little mobble.
02:42Cherry! These are all cheese and onion. What? Yeah, I printed loads off my phone and I'm
02:47gonna stick some in frames, put them in my bedroom. Gives Esther something to cringe
02:50about when she's a little older. Well, that makes no sense. It seems as though it says
02:53salt and vinegar on the box. Yeah, I know. Kind of strange. Maybe it was a wild night
02:58in the packing department. Well, thanks for parting with a few. I'm sure they'll brighten
03:03up Samson's day. And his cell. Yeah, I mean, he can hardly string up one in, can he? Time's
03:12visiting. Half one. Sam's going. I thought I might take Esther shopping while we're waiting.
03:18Well, hey, Noah's at home feeling sorry for himself. You wanna go see him?
03:23Er, possibly not. We've split up. Since when? Yesterday. So that's why he pulled a sickie
03:34this morning. Dark horse. He never said a peep. He's not done the dirty, has he? No.
03:40No, we've, er, we just got a bit bored growing apart. Oh. Well, hey, listen, Esther's future's
03:47not gonna be boring, is it? With all Noah's trust fund coming her way. Well, that's for
03:51them to discuss. Hey, come on, why don't we go and check if, er, madam's woken up from
03:56her nap yet? Twenty quid says there's way more to this. Yes, Eric, Cain's on it with
04:08the repairs. How is that a wise move? Just call the locksmith again. I have, Aaron, but
04:13he can't be there till five. And then he was giving it all, no, no, it might not be till
04:17tomorrow, pal. Right, well, well, Cain's gonna start asking questions now. You were
04:21the one who wanted to go off in Eric's car on the pool with that guy. What was his name?
04:26Right, so will you stop asking that? It's getting needy. What about spare keys? Eric
04:29must have some. What's this? Lightering? Thought you were up against it. Yeah, you lazy git.
04:35Oh, flowers. Er, I forgot. Flowers. So, in other words, Victoria, go to the shop. Right,
04:43my car is parked round the back. Go get settled. Right. Can you hurry? I want a decent seat.
04:51You owe me way more than a flat white. I know, Vic. You've got three hours maximum. Get it
04:56sorted. I found that missing sheet. Penned it in, but she's covered in brambles. Any
05:07shears? Er, yep, top of the fridge. Er, do you fancy a brew? No, I'm not thirsty. Well,
05:14I was about to make a sandwich. I've eaten. Hey, have you and Amy had words? Me and Amy?
05:23What? Hang on, what's all this? This? Oh, yeah, this is obviously my problem. Maybe
05:32I just need to man the hell up. Um, yesterday, Mum. Oh, that. Maybe it just came out wrong.
05:44You proper went in. Right, then, well, maybe it was a bit unsettled. Unsettled? Mum, you
05:52were brutal. Look, I'm sorry, love. It's not you. It's me just being ratty. Look, all I
06:01seem to do is work. And if I'm not working, I'm cooking, or washing, or bugging the kids
06:07about mess. But the last thing I want to do is upset you. Friends. Look at you. You and
06:16your Glaswegian charm, eh? Look, if there is a problem with you and Cain... No, there
06:23isn't, honest. I always said that I would turn into a cantankerous old bag. Now, do
06:28you need a hand trimming the sheep? No, no. You relax. I'll be the barber. OK. Permission
06:34to leave. All right. Oi! You left these. Oh, I don't really know what to do with them,
06:50but... Why don't you pop them on the coffee? Yes, it's a bit awkward. I tell you what.
06:59You hold on to them for now, and I'll go and ask Counsellor Fitztilly how his wife's shingles
07:04What time's it due to start? Ten minutes. Oh, don't judge. I'm just the chauffeur. The
07:32hat gave it away. Every time. So, ex-pupil? No. But she was a teacher, right? Belinda?
07:46Barbara. Sorry. Yeah. Bit of a battle axe. Is that why there's not many here? No, there's
07:58more around the back. You're avoiding the idle chit-chat. And sympathy. Barbara was
08:07my mum. Right. Oh, God. I'm so sorry for your loss. Look, get to the salon. At least try
08:20and bring in some dollar. I've got no bookings. The film's on divert. I prefer to just sit
08:24here and cake myself into oblivion. Ladies, £9.80, I believe. I'll get this. I'll show
08:33you next time. Keep the change. Thank you. Oh, while you're here, I'm going to have to
08:39cancel my trim tomorrow. I've got hot yoghurt and I'll burn you off my list. You need to
08:47start the installation charges. Hey. Just wondered if you fancied a little mooch around
08:51town. I'm kid-free and that fancy shoe place has a salon. She's working this afternoon,
08:57here. Oh, that's a shame. Chas's got some really nice wedges from there. Proper landlady
09:02power shoes. But I'll see you later. Enjoy. And you wonder why I can't tell Padley? His
09:10ex-wife does need to buy a pair of nice shoes and it's for our Chas Dynamic Boozer Boss.
09:14Stop it, Mandy. Please. You are a successful business owner who's just hit a glitch. Paddy
09:23will help. Trish, I've got that many bills I can turn them into bog roll. There's only
09:28one woman that can sort this mess out and I just need to work out how.
09:34Well, this is my queue. I really am sorry. I can be a right dipstick at times.
09:40Not much of a turnout. Why don't you come in? It's well done on this. I'm sure there's
09:47plenty of people. You're saying Mum wasn't popular? No, no, not at all. No, no, small
09:56and intimate. Creme de la creme. I didn't realise that you were Barbara's son. Eric
10:04Pollard. Your mother and I go way back. John Sugden. Excuse me. Wait, did he just say...
10:34He said Sugden. I didn't quite hear. Hang on. How well did you know his mum? Music,
10:42it's started. I need to get in there. Are we related? I hate getting stuck in the back.
10:47Eric, stop and speak now or it'll be you in a box. I met Barbara Thrujack. They were friends.
10:59More than likely. 1987, 88. So that man, John, he could be my... Half-brother.
11:11What, you're prezzy? Pop and crisps. Don't want five. And I don't like cheese and onion.
11:35Wouldn't mean either. But, you know, it's a long story. No time. I'm ill. Lurgy. Heartbreak.
11:46Or maybe the dawning realisation that you've handed over your life savings to your ex's
11:51brat. I mean, come on, why didn't you come to me about it? What's there to say? I'm done.
12:02Found some hotter totty, have you? Course not. I've messed this one up all by myself.
12:11By doing what? Oh, no. Please tell me you haven't done another Chloe on me. Great. Yeah,
12:22cheers. Just go straight for the worst. OK, well then it can't be that bad then. I didn't
12:29say that. Babe, just tell me what you've done. Mum, you're going to hate me. OK, you're
12:40scaring me now. I called the police on Samson. It was me. Any dinner going? I thought you'd
12:57be eating at work. I've been fixing a battered wreck up the road since 9am. I thought it
13:04would be quicker to come home. I saw our Sam this morning. Off to visit Samson. Well, I'm
13:15sure you'll get used to it. Just like you got used to visiting Matty. Look, if you're
13:21here for another one of your very boring arguments, then I suggest you get lost. Hang on, what?
13:27I thought we'd been through all this. Why are you spawning for another fight? Maybe
13:31because I work all hours, I ferry the kids all over, I try and keep us afloat while you
13:36tinker with a few cars, and meanwhile you're convinced that you're the big bread winner.
13:41So it's all about money? No, it's about you, Cain, using your time to teach that spineless
13:47nephew of yours how to fight when you should be earning to support your own kids. They
13:51don't go short. Aye, thanks to me. What did you say? I'm completely useless? Your words,
13:56Cain. I knew you'd hurt me. Well, that's the least of your worries. Sam will bury you.
14:06You can't tell Sam. Lydia said not to. Lydia? I told her yesterday. She said it'd be all
14:15pitchforks and arguing if you found out, and she can't handle it. And what about poor Moira?
14:20Everyone's pointing the finger at her, and she's squeaky clean. And I know I shouldn't
14:24have grasped on Samson, but he's hardly innocent, is he? You agreed. He's only got himself to
14:31blame. But, Noah, you knew he was already going down. I got jealous, all right? He started
14:39to worm his way back in with Amelia, and I... I hated it. What, so you just figured that
14:46if he rocked up at court in handcuffs, what, they'd throw the buck at him? Well done. Full
14:51marks, Noah. Amelia thinks I'm scum. You do and all. Oh, come here, you prawn. Do you
15:07think something will kill me? Well, if there's anything left. After Cain's gouged out your
15:13innards. No-one's gonna hear anything, all right?
15:26Well done, my boy. Don't have pride, sir.
15:29John?
15:30We need to be on our way. Don't want to get a parking ticket, do we?
15:34Hi. I didn't introduce myself earlier. I'm Victoria Sugden.
15:40Hi.
15:42You did hear what I said?
15:44Yeah. We need to go.
15:47I'm a Sugden. Jack's daughter.
15:49Right. Well, I did think you had kids other than me.
15:54You knew? You're my brother, and you've always known. You take care, love.
16:00Thank you. Look, Mum never made a secret of it. She was straight down the line. Everything
16:07proper. That's why she insisted I took his surname.
16:10So Dad knew too?
16:12Used to say. He never made it known if he did.
16:16No. No way. Dad wasn't like that.
16:18I'm not dissing him. I'm just saying he wouldn't have had to dig hard, would he? Being so local.
16:23If he knew, he would have wanted you in his life.
16:26Maybe he would. But I wouldn't. I had an old man. Didn't need another.
16:31Now, if you don't mind, I'm bursting for a pee.
16:41Careful!
16:42Sorry. Didn't mean to moisten your technical bits. Lift up.
16:49Must be nice running your own business.
16:53Hanging out in the pub.
16:55She's Sarnie on the side.
16:58Catching up with you.
17:00I made a million farming llamas.
17:02Oi, keep your beak out!
17:04Sorry, but do you have the room for llamas?
17:06What? If they're gonna earn me a million, I'd share my duvet with them.
17:10Oh. That thing's a bit pinchy.
17:12Ooh, even Alan Sugar has cash flow issues.
17:16This girl who wants ten, how are your feet?
17:19Four. Three, possibly.
17:21Aw, shame.
17:22I read an article the other week about a woman who sold photos of her feet online.
17:26To perverts.
17:28To people with a particular interest in feet.
17:30Perverts, then.
17:31She made 200 quid a picket.
17:33How much?
17:34Yeah, people will pay for her out these days.
17:36I don't want to flash my beans.
17:38Oh, no, no, no.
17:39No, no, no. I just want some half-eaten sucker to give me the money.
17:42Say that again.
17:43Huh?
17:44I just want some daft minted sucker to give me the money. Pay up!
17:47Ugly mug.
17:48Now, I would give you a job.
17:50What, as a barmaid?
17:51No!
17:52As in online?
17:54Financial dominatrix.
17:56Obviously.
18:08So it's a silent treatment, then?
18:15She's doing my nutting.
18:16Are you looking for any reason to have a go?
18:18Well, maybe it's because you know I'm right and your ego can't take it.
18:22My ego?
18:24Do you want me to spell it out?
18:26Please do.
18:28I am sick of being the one that always has to bear the brunt.
18:33You know, I...
18:34The pressure's constantly on me, Cain.
18:37If you can't hack looking after this place, then let's get some help.
18:40Well, I could hack it better if you ever had my back.
18:43Yeah, but we share the load. We always have.
18:49Maybe you need to talk to Liam.
18:52Because?
18:53Because obviously something's not right. You might need some pills.
18:58Okay.
18:59Wow.
19:01I can't say anything right, can I?
19:03I'm going to say that, Sam.
19:05That's right.
19:07Forget working, forget picking up the kids.
19:10I'll get it all sorted.
19:12Yeah, well, you did say everyone's better off without me.
19:19I don't get this. Any of it.
19:26Go in there, see if he's still in the loo.
19:28And give me a pen.
19:30Aye.
19:31I'm not going around skulking in a toilet looking for him.
19:37Oh, hey.
19:38Eric wants to know where the wake is.
19:42Er, I think John needs to get through the burial first.
19:46No, I'm leaving that to the vicar. I've said my goodbyes.
19:49I think a few council cronies are off to the dog and drake.
19:52Ah, yes. Politics, emotions.
19:55Whiskey.
19:57No, no, no.
19:59Home for me.
20:01Meet you in the car.
20:04Well, nice to meet you both.
20:07Nice to meet me. Is that it?
20:13Do you know that Dad passed away?
20:16So it's just me now.
20:18Oh, and our brother Robert.
20:20Half-brother.
20:22Hmm. I think I've heard of him.
20:24Yeah, well, he's in prison.
20:27And we have another adopted half-brother too, Andy.
20:31Nice.
20:33Right.
20:36Nothing. You're really not interested, are you?
20:39Just not an itch I've wanted to scratch.
20:41Yeah, but now you've met me, surely...
20:44It's nothing personal.
20:47OK, erm...
20:50Do you have paper?
20:58Well, I can't write on that.
21:01Look, I'm sorry that this happened today.
21:04I know it's not ideal, but once you've had time to process it...
21:08I've had 35 years, love.
21:10Yeah, but that was before you clapped eyes on me.
21:13Please, just let me give you my number.
21:19I just don't see any point.
21:23Bye.
21:35MUSIC PLAYS
21:41Hiya. Amy says she can get the kids from summer club.
21:44Mum?
21:48Hey. Are you all right?
21:51Mum?
21:53Mum?
21:55Mum?
21:57Oh, are you just having a kick?
22:00Ah!
22:03Well...
22:05I didn't plan to, but I must have dozed it off.
22:09Oh. Are you feeling all right?
22:11Do you want any cocaine or something?
22:13No. Definitely not.
22:16No, I've just had a few mad early starts this week.
22:20And I did leave half my lint.
22:22You're not eating properly.
22:24No, erm...
22:26Cain came home and...
22:28I don't know, we had a bit of a set-to.
22:31I knew it.
22:33What's his problem now?
22:35Well, I told him that I was too stretched
22:40and I asked for his support and he chucked it back in my face.
22:44Mum, if you're conking out from stress, that's serious.
22:48You guys need to communicate better.
22:50No, I...
22:52I just don't feel like he's on my side any more.
22:55Oh.
22:57Have I caused all this?
22:59Have I caused all this?
23:01Getting banged up?
23:03No. No, it's not you, it's me.
23:06It's like he's...
23:08He's waiting for me to trip up.
23:10He's always on my case.
23:12And if he finds out that I'm falling asleep during the day,
23:15he'll say I'm not coping.
23:17Who cares what he says?
23:19Look, do you want me to talk to him?
23:21No, no. Look, I'm going to eat some food
23:24and chill out for a bit and I'll be tipped up.
23:27Honest. Don't mention anything, please.
23:30Right, well, if this happens again,
23:33then you're seeing a doctor, all right?
23:36I'll make you a coffee.
23:38Oh, that'd be lovely, son.
23:41HE SIGHS
23:54Ah, brilliant.
24:11DOOR OPENS AND CLOSES
24:26Find garages near me.
24:34What are you even doing?
24:36Anything, Aaron. I'm trying to do anything.
24:39If I can at least pop the bonnet,
24:41I can get started on this goddamn service.
24:44Is it still time to go and rub Pallard's gaff?
24:46No, no. I actually think we're in deep enough dung as it is.
24:49Thank you, though. Thinking on your feet. Well done.
24:52Let's hope that's the luck monkey.
24:54Well, if it's Keen or Eric, you're welcome to take the call.
24:59Barn and Dingle?
25:00Free cock-up with any service.
25:04Yeah, where are you?
25:06Oh, OK. Yeah, I know where you are.
25:10Yeah, yeah, I'll come and get you now.
25:12Yeah, OK, bye.
25:14You're not being serious. Now?
25:16What priorities, man? This is a time bomb.
25:18Eric could be back any minute.
25:20Yeah, listen, as soon as Keen finds out about this, I'm dead.
25:23But if Keen finds out that I've pied off other work because of this,
25:26I'm even more dead. Fine.
25:28Do you want me to just keep tiddling with this thing?
25:30No, no, Aaron. I want you to sit here
25:32and I want you to wait for the locksmith.
25:34I don't want you to try and break into Eric's car
25:36and I don't want you to break into his house.
25:38And I don't want you to swan off
25:40like some kind of tomcat in heat in search of a mate.
25:43Comprende?
25:44Comprende. Yeah. Do you understand?
25:46Yes.
25:51Of course I'll talk to our driver, but...
25:54Yes, I understand your frustration.
25:56I'll get back to you as soon as I've grilled our team.
26:00Bye.
26:01All ages of joy.
26:03Here.
26:04A true reading.
26:06You're my rightful place in the world.
26:09Unlike part of your delivery which never found its rightful place.
26:13What?
26:14That was Gorman's giving me earache.
26:16Two boxes of goods have gone missing.
26:18Well, it's got nothing to do with me.
26:19You loaded the van, I just drove it there and back, no stops.
26:22I checked that in and counted it up and it was fine.
26:25Maybe you need your eyes testing.
26:27I won't be able to afford it.
26:29This is one of our biggest clients we're talking about
26:31and they're threatening to walk.
26:32It could end us. I'm serious.
26:35Are you sure the stock will turn up?
26:37Are you sure you didn't stop at a service station?
26:39You know what your bladder's like.
26:41So now I'm an incontinent geriatric, eh?
26:45Or did you do a side hustle and flog them?
26:48I'm not listening to this.
26:50Well, they must have gone somewhere.
27:01All right.
27:02What's this? Picket line?
27:04Why not make it really authentic, set fire to the coffee table?
27:07It's funny you should say that, cos I kind of have been striking.
27:10While the iron's hot.
27:12What, you put a new iron?
27:13No.
27:15These are full of microchips.
27:17Fell off the back of a lorry.
27:20I don't think Del Boy was really your style.
27:22How much do you get for a chip thing?
27:25I'm not going to sell them.
27:26These have already served their purpose.
27:28What, as a footrest?
27:29As a way of making home James Horridge look like a bunch of unreliable amateurs.
27:33Oh, thank God.
27:34That was me thinking you'd turned into a cyber-geek.
27:37More beer?
27:38Yeah, why not?
27:40So what's Jimmy King done to you?
27:43Nothing, really.
27:45He's collateral damage.
27:47Although I did manage a sneaky peek at their books,
27:49and things are looking great there.
27:52Might turn out I've done him a favour.
27:53What, stealing his chips?
27:55No, I didn't do it.
27:56I've got a mate who works at Gorman's.
27:58He swiped this lot for a home James delivery.
28:01Now Mr. Gorman's not happy with Jimmy at all.
28:04Poor Jimmy.
28:06A rumour has it he's one strike and you're out.
28:09Poor, poor Jimmy.
28:12Chips for tea.
28:16I mean, how's it different, really, to what I do?
28:19I sometimes have to be firm with people.
28:21Yeah, but telling Bear that you're out of scamp
28:23is either the same as extorting cash from kinky online weirdos.
28:26Not necessarily kinky.
28:28Just rich.
28:29Right.
28:30So all I need to do is just, like, insult them.
28:34Yep. Be my dream job, to be fair.
28:36So you do it.
28:37And I do most things for a bag of dry roasted and 50 quid.
28:40I'm not sure about the bottle.
28:42Oh, why not?
28:44Look, it's just two consenting adults
28:47engaging in a mutually beneficial activity.
28:50Without the...
28:52I'm not sure.
28:56I'll just get that table over there.
28:58OK.
29:04Chef!
29:05Hello.
29:07I wrote this, don't worry.
29:09Yeah.
29:15Right then, big boy.
29:18You going to buy me one first?
29:22Are you drunk?
29:23No, no.
29:25We're just messing.
29:27Oh.
29:28We just come from a funeral.
29:31Orange juice and a single mot.
29:34Can bring them over?
29:36Yeah.
29:38On the house.
29:40I should think so.
29:42Cheeky man.
29:45Have another brother.
29:48How mad's that?
29:50Do you think I upset you?
29:51I have a feeling he's made of sterner stuff.
29:54Yeah, like ice.
29:56He wants nothing to do with us.
29:58I'm sorry.
30:00If Mackenzie had sorted my car out,
30:03he would have been none the wiser.
30:05Oh, no, I'm glad I know.
30:06But I need to tell Robert, too.
30:08Surely we'd be able to find him again.
30:10Or maybe he'll find me once he's had time to think.
30:16I wouldn't guess.
30:17Once he's had time to think.
30:20I wouldn't get your hopes up too soon.
30:23No.
30:24No, I won't.
30:26Of course I won't.
30:32You're right.
30:33This is comfy.
30:34You always have kept me in the lap of luxury.
30:36Yeah, well, get used to it.
30:38Because once this new firm's up and running,
30:40it'll be hello, hi, life.
30:42You do have one or two teeny weeny hoops to jump through first, my love.
30:46I'll just flash me dimples.
30:48Council planning departments are a tough crowd.
30:52Have you seen my dimples?
30:55There are still members of the human race
30:57who don't go weak at the knees at the sight of your face, you know.
30:59Oh, yeah, it's funny you should say that,
31:00because the last time I checked, I couldn't find a single one.
31:06So, where does trashing home James Haulage feel?
31:10Well, I need trucks.
31:12Loads of them.
31:13Loads of them.
31:14I watched him, he's on his knees and, well, his reputation's shot.
31:19You'll swagger him with an offer he can't refuse?
31:22You evil man.
31:24You'll love it.
31:30Well, can't you just keep them there a bit longer?
31:33Yes, I know, Vic,
31:34but this locksmith geezer's been messing us around all...
31:37All right, fine, I'll just drop myself in it then, shall I?
31:43I said stay put.
31:44What, are you going to let a man starve?
31:46Eric's on his way.
31:47Any more bright ideas?
31:49Well, he's a little bit older than you.
31:51Surely you could outrun him?
31:52Thanks.
31:54Just give me the keys, I'll take it from here.
31:59You?
32:01You got off with all my stuff.
32:04Keys, hoodie and wallet.
32:07You think you're smart, do you?
32:08You think you're smart, do you?
32:12Right where you left them.
32:15Sorry.
32:17This is...
32:18He's the guy?
32:19Yes.
32:20Well done.
32:21Just shut up, will you?
32:24Well, I may as well go and cancel that locksmith thing, wouldn't I?
32:26I would have thought so, yeah.
32:29Eager beaver.
32:31Yet again.
32:39Look, I know there's a queue, but just give us the part, I'll try another garage.
32:42Yeah, I'm sorry mate, I don't have time right now.
32:44I can ring around if that helps.
32:48Now what's missing?
32:50Apart from the condom.
32:54Take it you work here as well?
32:55No.
32:56I won't be getting involved in any of this.
32:58I've got a job.
32:59I've got a job.
33:00I've got a job.
33:01I've got a job.
33:02I've got a job.
33:03I've got a job.
33:04I've got a job.
33:05I've got a job.
33:06I've got a job.
33:07I won't be getting involved in your van again, pal.
33:10No way.
33:11Tell me that this isn't fate.
33:14Or a knackered van.
33:16Alright.
33:17Again.
33:19This is where I live.
33:21Nice.
33:22Close knit.
33:23Van overheated.
33:24Nearest garage.
33:25How's my car?
33:27Oh, yeah.
33:28She's...
33:29She's purring like a kitten in a wheel shop.
33:32I was beginning to think you'd written it off.
33:34No.
33:35No, no.
33:36It's gonna run and run and run.
33:37Isn't that right, Aaron?
33:38Yeah.
33:39Yeah.
33:40Aaron, this is John Sugden.
33:42My brother.
33:44Half.
33:45Sorry, yes.
33:46Half brother.
33:47Robert's half brother too, obviously.
33:49Oh, goody.
33:50But Aaron used to be married to Robert.
33:53Small world.
33:55Yeah.
33:56Yeah, it is.
33:58I've got to get this stuff on.
34:02Hey, listen.
34:03Why don't you check out the cafe?
34:04I'm gonna see if I can get that part for you.
34:06Or...
34:08Or you could wait at mine.
34:13Hiya.
34:14You alright?
34:15Mm-hmm.
34:16I've got a blister underneath my big toe
34:18that's the size of a 50 pence piece.
34:19Oh, sweetie.
34:21I'm gonna pop it for me later.
34:23I get all the best jobs, don't I?
34:24Do you not like feet?
34:26I quite like them.
34:27I can kind of appreciate an instep.
34:30Would you pay 200 quid for a photo of one?
34:32It'd be ridiculous.
34:34You should come to the salon later for a ballypebby.
34:36Yeah, but you're too busy.
34:40Yeah, we were absolutely wrong today.
34:45Very clever, you.
34:47Building that business up even though Vanessa's gone.
34:50Can't have been easy.
34:52Best things never are.
34:55Speaking of which,
34:56honeymoon.
34:57I want to book loads of things for Venice.
34:58I want to book, like, a boozy gondola ride,
35:00jet skis, oysters.
35:02You know, at that posh square,
35:04what's it called? San Marco or something?
35:06We don't need to go crackers, do we?
35:09The best thing about memories is making them.
35:11I read that on the tea towel.
35:13There's honeymoon.
35:14There's other things, you know.
35:16Less pricey activities.
35:18Jeez, Kate.
35:20I still want to get hammered on a gondola.
35:23That'll be wrong.
35:27Hiya.
35:29Yeah, it's alright.
35:30I think it's Sam Wellies.
35:33No, I stood up at Dunstables for hours.
35:37Yeah, well, I'm worried that the Lambs might have pasturella.
35:41Yeah, I could do with a second opinion off you tomorrow, if that's alright.
35:45Yeah.
35:50It's open! Just come in, you div!
35:54How did you notice me?
35:56Because every time you do that jolly knocking,
35:59it does my head in.
36:00Well, you ignored the buzzer before,
36:02so it was Ruby that had to let me in.
36:04What are you doing?
36:06Oh, washing away that sweet scent of frenzied passion.
36:10You are so weird.
36:12Yeah.
36:14So that was a bit of a curveball, wasn't it?
36:17Which bit?
36:18All of it, really.
36:19But my favourite bit was when Big Jolly John arrived
36:22and it turns out he's your ex's brother.
36:24Half-brother.
36:25Yeah, well, of course.
36:27That makes all the difference.
36:28That makes all the difference.
36:31Sorry, is there a reason to this visit?
36:37Are you alright?
36:41It's just one coincidence too many.
36:44Don't you ever read Women's Weekly?
36:46Because that kind of stuff happens all the time.
36:50Listen, Vic can never find out that me and him...
36:53Enveloped each other in a sea of lust.
36:56Yeah.
36:57No, she's not going to hear it from me.
37:00I just think he's got an agenda.
37:02Oh, come on, man. You're just being paranoid.
37:06Besides, don't forget it was him that blocked you on the humping out, wasn't it?
37:12It's just serendipity.
37:13No, it's not.
37:14It's a nightmare, Mackenzie. That's what it is.
37:17Erm, I'm really sorry.
37:20I've completely run out of milk, but I do have oat.
37:24Oat?
37:25Yeah. Oat milk.
37:27You know, made with oats.
37:28And you can't tell the difference in a coffee.
37:30Oh, pass. Tar.
37:32I can nip to the shop.
37:33Honestly, I'm not bothered.
37:36Sit down. Make yourself at home.
37:38I'm not bothered.
37:39I'm not bothered.
37:40I'm not bothered.
37:41I'm not bothered.
37:42I'm not bothered.
37:43I'm not bothered.
37:44I'm not bothered.
37:45Make yourself at home.
37:49Might give the garage another ring.
37:51For goodness sake.
37:52I'm not going to tie you up and keep you under the stairs.
37:57Well, that wasn't worryingly specific.
38:01Fine.
38:02You didn't ever want to see me again, but you're here now, so let's chat.
38:07Like we did on the bench.
38:15Yeah.
38:20You've got kids?
38:21No. I just collect toys.
38:24Yes.
38:25Harry.
38:26He's four, and he starts school in a few weeks.
38:30Dad on the scene?
38:32We don't mention him.
38:33Right.
38:36What about you?
38:37Any significant other?
38:39No, just me and the van.
38:42So just you, then.
38:45Well, look, you're welcome to stay here if Mackenzie can't get that part in time.
38:48It's hard, but I can bed down in the back.
38:52Well, John, you're hardly dressed to doss down on a garage ball court,
38:56so just sleep here, get showered, and you can be on the road by tomorrow.
39:00You never have to see me again.
39:04Fine.
39:07Where are you going?
39:10To check on my van.
39:16All right?
39:17Fine.
39:18I'll get mine.
39:21You been talking to your mother?
39:23I just wish you two would sort it out.
39:25I am sick of being stuck in the middle.
39:27And I'm sick of being in the wrong.
39:29Yeah, well, look, we both know what she can be like,
39:31but just cut her some slack, yeah?
39:33She's struggling with stuff in the minute.
39:35Try living with her.
39:37Ta.
39:43Samson's face lit up when I told him I'd left some photos on the desk.
39:47I've arrested him.
39:50He's so used to always having his phone.
39:53He hates feeling cut off.
39:56How did he seem?
39:58He was fine.
40:00He was fine.
40:02He hates feeling cut off.
40:04How did he seem?
40:06He was trying to crack jokes.
40:10Called me a fat egg.
40:13I could tell he put on a big front.
40:17He'll be fine on his way through it, that's all.
40:19You will too.
40:22You don't think I'm gonna call?
40:24I do.
40:27Someone's bothering you.
40:32I'd best go.
40:33What, and leave your crisps?
40:36What's up?
40:42It's Moira.
40:44Yes, Matty.
40:47Yes.
40:49I've eaten some food, and I'm all rested,
40:53and I feel like a new woman.
40:55Yeah.
40:56Get a message from Amy to tell you that she's taking the boys to the Hyde for their tea.
41:02Yeah.
41:03Oh, and tell her that she's a gem from me.
41:07Okay.
41:09Alright, right, I'll see you tomorrow.
41:11Now don't worry about me, I'm fine.
41:13Okay, love you.
41:15Bye.
41:17DOOR CLOSES
41:24Ah, that's nice.
41:38Hiya.
41:40Finally.
41:41This place is like a ghost ship.
41:43Oh.
41:44Mackenzie must be out on a call.
41:46We're short of five.
41:47I think he's the bloke who said he'd messaged me about getting a part.
41:51He said someone had called.
41:52Yeah, you're looking at a few days minimum.
41:55Days?
41:57Great.
41:58Well, it won't be cheap either.
42:00Have you thought about trading that thing in?
42:02No.
42:03No doubt I ever will.
42:05Don't want to get attached to a heap of tin, do you?
42:08Anyone would think you lot don't need the business.
42:10Well, it's your call.
42:12Erm, I need to lock up.
42:14So, someone's going to ring me?
42:16Yeah, yeah, yeah.
42:27Oi!
42:30You coming back for more?
42:31You're a Sugden.
42:33You're not telling me this happened by chance?
42:35Okay, I won't tell you.
42:37But it did.
42:38You did me over.
42:41You rob me of stuff and then here you are again.
42:44Very observant.
42:45Yeah, I am.
42:47I've been watching you.
42:50You can watch all you like.
42:53I know you like what you see.
42:55But don't you ever start on me again.
43:01Because who knows where it might end.
43:10Come on.