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00:00Koshitan, a former member of Nekokaburi Yutousei, is getting up early in order to show off her Yutousei skills.
00:08I feel like someone is disregarding me.
00:12No, no. I've just been having a bit of a hard time with my pace lately.
00:17If I calm down, I'll be able to have a refreshing morning like this.
00:21I'm Koshitarako Seizure.
00:28What?
00:30Chikanoko nokonoko koshitantan
00:32Chikanoko nokonoko koshitantan
00:35Chikanoko nokonoko koshitantan
00:37Chikanoko nokonoko koshitantan
00:51Chikanoko bakanoko
00:52Arabaru nokonoko
00:53Tsunotsuna pyoko pyoko
00:55Itame wa onanoko?
00:56Chikako wo urusaru mekanoteki wa
00:59Otenaru ni bakaru kekotsu
01:01Chikako ga chikara no man ni seitoku
01:04Chikashinbi nara mugen ni kudasai
01:06Tomukai wa matoma
01:08Tomoshika wa ushika
01:09Demo demo matometeru
01:11Teikoku
01:12Full step de odoru
01:17Yodakeru made
01:201, 2, 3
01:21Nandodatte haishou shiteru
01:23Nani de soku?
01:24Tanoshitai no de
01:26Apankyo no kou de
01:28All right!
01:29Kabosu moshi moshi
01:31Iku no man ni
01:32Kuse ni nukte
01:33Nu nu nu
01:34Acha de
01:35Mecha na
01:36Shikai no ni
01:37Apen to wa chika mo
01:39Nandemo ari
01:40Ruru nante
01:42Hashiru no egao de
01:43Genki wa ita
01:44Moshikushite ungei no mama
01:46Pairu
01:47Kokoro no yokutori to shiraita
01:49Kimi nanara
01:51Itsu made mo
01:53Kanoko nokonoko koshitantan
01:55Shika no konokonoko koshitantan
02:00Shika
02:06Nyankee!
02:07Why are you up so early?
02:09You're always late!
02:11I was sleeping, but when I woke up, I was at school.
02:15What kind of sleep?
02:16This kind of sleep.
02:18Even so, I was the number one yankee yesterday.
02:21I can't believe I'm going to be left behind.
02:24I was fighting for my life.
02:27If you're fighting for your life, I'm always fighting, too.
02:49Nyankee!
03:08Liar!
03:09Where are you from?
03:11This is the letter in the box.
03:14Isn't it a love letter?
03:16What?
03:20Is this the first time you've ever received it?
03:22That's not true!
03:24If you're as beautiful as I am,
03:26you might think it's too expensive.
03:29But I thought it would be a good time to give it to you.
03:34What's with that attitude?
03:35Have you ever received a love letter like that?
03:39No!
03:40No?
03:41Then what's with that confident attitude?
03:45No, but...
03:46Right now, I can feel the presence of a love letter
03:50from the bottom of my heart.
03:55That's what this horn says.
03:57It's hard to believe.
03:59But something like that happened the other day.
04:03Now, open!
04:08It's not there.
04:10I'm so shocked!
04:12Don't worry about it.
04:15This is just the right timing.
04:20What?
04:21I'm sure there are a lot of fan letters and e-mails
04:25for me from the TV station, the distribution company, and the public transport company.
04:29What are you talking about?
04:30Please send them to him if you like.
04:33So, are you going to go out with the person in the love letter?
04:37What? Go out with him?
04:39I haven't decided on a love letter yet.
04:42And I don't want to go out with him all of a sudden.
04:45What are you talking about?
04:48You can run away like that,
04:50but what about the feelings of the person who wrote the love letter?
04:53Shouldn't you think about it first and then give an answer?
04:56Se-Seiron!
04:59If I spend time with him,
05:01face him seriously,
05:03and if he's attracted to me,
05:05at that time,
05:07I want you to fall in love with me.
05:10I have no choice.
05:12That's right.
05:14He's thinking about me seriously.
05:16I have to face him seriously and think about it.
05:22Damn it!
05:27Say something!
05:29Fight me! I'll cut your eyes off and sell them!
05:32No, I didn't mean to write a love letter!
05:35I'm serious!
05:37So, say something!
05:43Welcome, Hino no Moujuu Koshi Torako.
05:46You've been working so hard since this morning.
05:49Your letter was so exciting like a love letter, wasn't it?
05:54Anyway, you've started to have a lot of pets.
05:57Pets?
06:00I'm talking about you!
06:02Why are you following me?
06:04I don't care.
06:06I'll crush you here today
06:08and I'll get the best Yankee seat in the world.
06:11I'm sorry.
06:13Unfortunately, I'm a poor person now.
06:15But it'll be a nuisance if you follow me after this.
06:18I'll finish you off right now!
06:22Why are you so eager to fight?
06:25I'll fight as a close friend.
06:28Bring it on!
06:29I don't need it!
06:30Koshi-tan, did you forget who I am?
06:33Huh?
06:34I'm a hybrid between a deer and a human.
06:37In other words, I'm the strongest deer in Reichorui.
06:42You sound weak!
06:44Anyway, I want you to defeat Saori Yoshida and then come back.
06:48You're in time.
06:50I'll deal with you later!
06:59Take this!
07:05Take this!
07:16Three against one with a prey.
07:19That's a little too much.
07:24Koshi-tan, use this!
07:28Hey!
07:29Can you use this?!
07:41Deer...
07:44Deer...
07:48Deer...
07:55I didn't expect you to blow up the gym.
07:58It's all your fault!
08:00You should've blown up, too!
08:05I'm glad it was just a reverse anime.
08:08Deer, deer.
08:14Ever since he transferred here,
08:17I've been the only one who's been swayed.
08:21And now I'm in the news.
08:23I have no choice but to find him.
08:26I'll find his weakness!
08:28Anyway, I'm trying to find out what he's been up to after school.
08:33But there's nothing I can do.
08:36He's been sitting there for an hour now.
08:39A meeting?
08:41A break?
08:42What is he doing?
08:44Could he be...
08:46He doesn't have a home?
08:52Sigh...
08:54I'm hungry.
08:56Bingo!
08:58He doesn't have a home or money to buy food?
09:01I'll have a snack.
09:04All he eats is the horns that he said were hard.
09:08That's too bad.
09:10Oh well, I'll treat him to a meal.
09:17It's good.
09:18No way!
09:19It's a banana.
09:21Calm down.
09:23I'm just getting started.
09:25Let him swim.
09:27I don't have any more.
09:28I'm going to find his weakness!
09:31I should get going.
09:36Oh, he's leaving?
09:37That's right.
09:38He does have a home.
09:50Mr. Tsunoda, it's lunchtime.
09:53Lunchtime.
09:56Hey, is this his home?
09:59He lives here?
10:01But...
10:02He must be...
10:03A deer?
10:04Is this a deer exhibit?
10:06What is this meaningless exhibit?
10:08Is he crazy?
10:09It's a fire zoo!
10:11Wow, it's a deer!
10:13It's cute.
10:15Welcome to the fire zoo!
10:17He talked!
10:18He's smart.
10:19Can he talk normally?
10:22This is a deer exhibit.
10:24Hey, he's standing up.
10:26He's standing up.
10:27Deer are amazing.
10:28What is a deer?
10:30It's a concept of a decaying deer.
10:32In the deer corner, you can experience feeding deer.
10:36I want to try it.
10:37Let's do it.
10:38It's 300 yen per person.
10:40Are you going to pay for it?
10:44Here you go.
10:46I've never seen a deer rice cracker before.
10:49Which one should I give it to?
10:52Is it a baby deer?
10:54Come here.
10:55It's a deer rice cracker.
10:57Here you go.
11:02What is this deer?
11:03Let go of me!
11:07Why does he feed himself and eat himself?
11:10It's getting more and more mysterious.
11:15Why doesn't anyone care about what he's exhibiting?
11:18Is it because I'm weird?
11:20I'm scared.
11:23We're about to start the deer show.
11:28Please wait at the exit.
11:30The deer show?
11:41There's something on it.
11:42What is this?
11:44Isn't this supposed to be done by a smaller animal?
11:47What a lovely and magnificent horn.
11:51The deer is opening its heart.
11:54Which one is it?
11:55Look at it.
11:58What is it this time?
12:04What is this illusion?
12:07He's taking it seriously.
12:09The deer is wearing a sailor suit.
12:13What is a deer?
12:15It looks like it's walking on a deer meadow.
12:18What is a deer meadow?
12:20The deer is wearing a sailor suit.
12:26The old legend is true.
12:29I've never seen anything like this before.
12:32What's wrong?
12:34What are you doing here?
12:37You look weird.
12:39I was just hanging around.
12:43I thought I'd stop by the zoo once in a while.
12:47What is it?
12:49Are you...
12:52my fan?
12:54Don't get carried away.
12:55Thank you for coming to the zoo today.
13:00The zoo will be closed at 5 p.m.
13:04We look forward to seeing you again.
13:09I had a hard time at work today.
13:12Work?
13:13You didn't live here?
13:17I worked hard to get a reward, so I'm going home.
13:21Do you have money?
13:23Yes, I do.
13:26What is that ugly ball?
13:28Don't make me lonely in the park.
13:31What's wrong with you?
13:33I'm not angry.
13:35Hey, let's eat together.
13:38What?
13:39Who are you?
13:46It's delicious.
13:47Deer.
13:48Right?
13:49The tapis here are delicious.
13:54It's delicious.
13:55Deer.
13:57Deer.
14:03Koshitan, who experienced a youthful event of eating seafood on his way home from school...
14:08See you tomorrow.
14:11Okay.
14:14Koshitan forgot about the beauty of Nocotan and arrived at Kito with a smile.
14:20He was still a little kid.
14:23Deer.
14:26Deer.
14:33Nekoyamada Neko is the vice president of the student council.
14:36She is 132 cm tall.
14:38In fact, she is planning to disqualify the Deer Club and Koshitan.
14:43The president should not be here right now.
14:47I will catch you today to make you the president of the student council and the most beautiful woman in the school.
14:55I will show you the weakness of the president.
15:03I was surprised.
15:05Don't scare me.
15:07That's my line.
15:09What are you doing here?
15:11That's...
15:14What?
15:16Could it be...
15:18You want to join the club?
15:22No...
15:23If that's the case, hurry up.
15:26I'm going over there now.
15:28All right.
15:29Wait for me.
15:32Welcome to the Deer Club.
15:34I'm in a bad mood.
15:40I'm glad you're a new member of the Deer Club.
15:44Why are you a new member of the Deer Club?
15:46I think you're a deer from now on.
15:49You like deer.
15:51Deer is good.
15:52Do you like deer?
15:54Do you want to eat deer crackers?
15:56No!
16:02What's wrong?
16:04I don't want to join the club.
16:08I just happened to pass by.
16:12I'm sorry, but I can't join the club.
16:18I see.
16:20It's all my fault.
16:23I'm shocked.
16:25I'm sorry.
16:27I'm glad you don't want to join the club.
16:30I'm sorry for dressing up like this.
16:35Shut up!
16:38I feel guilty.
16:41That's right.
16:42I'm going to join the club.
16:46Maybe I can get some information about the club president.
16:50Really?
16:51He looks simple, so I think I can do it.
16:55Let me introduce myself.
16:57I'm Shikanoko Nako.
16:59Call me Nako-tan.
17:01I'm Nekoyamada Neko.
17:02I'm a third-year student.
17:04Nice to meet you, Shikayamada-san.
17:06Don't make me a natural deer.
17:08My full name is Shikayamada Deer.
17:11Let's start the usual deer practice.
17:15Shikayamada-san, please join us.
17:19What's a deer practice?
17:21Shikayamada-san seems to have already accepted it.
17:24Before that, let me introduce my club members.
17:27This is my second deer.
17:30I'm Basho-me.
17:31I'm Basho-me-me-me.
17:33I'm a third-year student.
17:35I'm a new first-year student.
17:39Why is she eating rice?
17:42I want to make rice paddies as soon as possible.
17:45Who are you talking to?
17:47I'm a third-year student, so I'm a senior.
17:50Nice to meet you.
17:51Nice to meet you, too.
17:53But as a deer, Basho-me is a senior.
17:56Don't get me wrong.
17:59Oh, okay.
18:02I see.
18:03When it comes to a club, follow the club.
18:05When it comes to a deer club, follow the deer.
18:08This is my third deer.
18:10I'm Anko.
18:11I'm not going to let you call me a deer.
18:14But you called me a deer before.
18:17You're the only one who can call me a deer.
18:20I'm your special deer.
18:23You're the student council president's sister, right?
18:27Yes, but...
18:28What's a special student council president's deer?
18:31That's right, but...
18:32Is there a problem?
18:35No, there's no problem.
18:38Not at all.
18:40Then let's start the deer training.
18:43First of all...
18:45Here you go.
18:46Huh?
18:48Well...
18:50This is a deer rice pancake, right?
18:53What is this?
18:56Ouch!
18:58What are you doing?
19:00It's a deer antler!
19:01Are you still going to be a deer?
19:04No, even if you say that...
19:06You just gave me a deer rice pancake.
19:08You didn't say anything.
19:11Basho, as a senior deer, I'll show you a good example.
19:14All right!
19:16What?
19:18If you find a deer antler, you should eat it right away.
19:22It's the basics of deer.
19:24This is a training to train your reflexes.
19:27From now on, you're going to be a deer.
19:30Y-Yes, sir.
19:32I pray that I will never be a deer.
19:35Next, Anko.
19:37I only eat your deer rice pancake.
19:40So why didn't you come?
19:43If I did, I might not be able to come because I was called by someone else.
19:47Hurry up and say that!
19:49Now I can sneak into your room!
19:52That's it!
19:54I can do whatever I want!
19:57You're going home during practice?
20:00You're too free.
20:01Next, Tsunoren.
20:03Tsunoren?
20:04If you want to become a deer, you have to grow your own antlers.
20:08Like this.
20:09That's a special skill even for a deer.
20:12Nokotan-senpai, isn't it too early for a newbie to learn Tsunoren?
20:16You're a newbie, too.
20:19Basho, I understand what you're trying to say.
20:22I saw it with my own eyes.
20:25He has the talent of a deer.
20:31Now, practice!
20:33Y-Yes, sir.
20:36Close your eyes and imagine.
20:39Imagine your antlers growing.
20:42My antlers growing?
20:44Yes, yes. Relax.
20:46Imagine my antlers growing.
20:48Imagine my antlers growing.
20:53Imagine my antlers growing.
20:55Your antlers will eventually grow!
20:58W-Why is this happening?
21:00That's amazing, Shikayama!
21:02I didn't expect it to grow this much.
21:04Is this the right way?
21:06I've never seen anyone grow this much.
21:10I'm so jealous!
21:12Maybe I really have the talent of a deer?
21:16The cat was just as easygoing as Koshitan.
21:21That's all for today's club activity.
21:23Good job, Shikayama.
21:26This is for you.
21:28Congratulations.
21:29Now you're a great deer, too.
21:32Thank you!
21:33It's a shame, but you're a great deer.
21:39I did it!
21:40The deer club is the best!
21:50I couldn't find the weakness of the Nanimoco Struck again!
21:58Hang in there, kitty!
21:59Today's experience may come in handy someday.
22:02Or maybe it won't!
22:50Why do you want it so much?
22:58Deer! Deer! Deer!
23:00Are you smart?
23:02Deer!
23:04If you have it, you'll be found out.
23:07Why?
23:08Deer! Deer!
23:11Deer! Deer!
23:12It's gone!
23:13Whether it's sunny or rainy, it's for the deer!
23:20Deer! Deer! Deer!
23:21Deer! Deer! Deer!
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