Gogglesprogs S02E03 (2017)
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00:00When the little green frog, when the little green frog one day, and the frog went, aah.
00:08But we know frogs go, sha-la-la-la, sha-la-la-la, sha-la-la-la.
00:14But we know frogs go, sha-la-la-la, we don't, we don't go, aah.
00:20In a perfect world, in a perfect world.
00:27Yes, I love this!
00:29Who learnt that?
00:31I knew it, I knew it, I knew it!
00:36Don't open it!
00:38Why on earth would you do that?
00:41Are you saying that? Are you actually saying that?
00:44Is Tony Blair the one who died on the toilet?
00:47No, that's Elvis.
00:50This week on Gogglesprogs.
00:54Boy bands made a welcome comeback on BBC One.
00:59Once more of them with us, now they'll never dance again.
01:06Wait, are they the Beatles?
01:10ITV sent Philip Schofield on safari.
01:15She's having a little sparring session with her auntie.
01:19Why have they got a tail coming out of their bum?
01:22Because it's a tail.
01:24And on the beep, a singing nun hit the high notes.
01:29A deer, a female deer.
01:32A drop of golden sun.
01:35The song's really catchy, but I'm not sure it will stand the test of time.
01:40In Birmingham...
01:42I'm going to play a tune, and you have to try and guess what it is.
01:46OK.
01:47...pals Joel and Roma.
01:50Do you know that?
01:52Yes, it's from Wizard of Oz.
01:56Yes.
01:58There was a tale about a boy who fell in love with a fairy
02:03and he ended up being a mermaid.
02:05And, what is the story of this fairy?
02:09The story is that a season was coming to an end,
02:12and the world was getting darker and darker.
02:15It was a time of darkness.
02:17And the world was getting darker and darker,
02:19and the world was getting darker and darker.
02:22There was a surprise surprise on channel 5 when blind date made a welcome return
02:43Oh
02:47You know you know my mum
02:49Met my dad on a blind date, and they've been married for 20 years. I know but not on a TV show
02:54Well good evening ladies and gentlemen and welcome to blind date
03:02Right then you are you ready to meet tonight's blind daters
03:08This classic dating show sees three strapping men hoping to bag themselves a date
03:16What's your name number one? I made you come from
03:19Ryan and I'm from London
03:24He's made a lot of effort too much effort, yeah
03:28Come on number two. What's your name, and where'd you come from my name's JJ, and I'm from Essex
03:35How many tattoos have you got
03:38Last count was 52 52. Yeah, and you fancy a tattooed woman. I'll take it away if it's a bonus point for me
03:45You know
03:48Number three what's your name, and where'd you come from my name's Richard, and I'm from Bristol
03:56Which one's your favorite after three of them third one see those guns to a
04:04Carpenter's like Jesus a stepdad Joseph. He caused the word
04:09Believe it made Jesus this car
04:12So would you like to meet our picker would you?
04:15Thank you gentlemen, will you please welcome Debbie from Southport? Let me hear
04:31You are nice
04:33So Debbie you've got three cracking fellas back there behind the great wall there
04:38To choose her man Debbie had to ask some tricky questions
04:45Yeah, right then fire away, so I think we've all got an animal inside just waiting to be unleashed
04:52What animal would I be getting if I picked you?
04:55That's quite a deep philosophical question
04:58Also more relevant question like if we got burgled. How would you protect me?
05:03Hi, Debbie
05:05The animal that you would get from me would definitely be the king of the jungle since I'm half Brazilian you would get the lion
05:12I'm a kitty cat at heart
05:15And he said I'm half Brazilian so I'd pick a lion but lions don't come from Brazil
05:20I'll tell be a wolf a bear
05:23Cuz I'm fearless me
05:25Can I ask the same to number two? I'd like sound a big old teddy bear, but I just hope you're not a dog
05:34Cuz you know what dogs do to teddy bears
05:36I
05:39Know he has all messed up. No, it's not
05:43And the same questions number three I probably had to serve you a penguin as a charismatic
05:50They're comical. They're extremely loyal and they always look good in a suit
05:56You're not even aware the suit how can you tell
06:00Really what's up with these guys?
06:03Later in the program it was time for Debbie to pick her date. Let me ask you. Are you on the edge of your seat?
06:11Well grip hearts because
06:13Debbie's got a big decision to make I'm gonna go for number two three two
06:19Pick don't move away pick number three one. She's going number one. Wait. No number two
06:25She's stupid to Debbie. It's a tough choice. It really is now, but who's it gonna be?
06:31I think I'm gonna pick
06:33Contestant number three
06:40You know, I'd probably rather go out with Paul O'Grady you ready now this is the man you chose yes
06:49I'll wait for this. Will you please welcome Richard from Bristol?
07:02Well, what do you think
07:04What you think lovely? No, you're gonna get on. Well, then do you want to know where you're going on your blind days?
07:08Yeah, I've got it here. You are going on a really hot date because you're gonna play junkyard golf
07:18Is that they did
07:21Follow Sam. Yeah, I just wouldn't go no, I know why cuz the men have to always hold the woman from behind
07:32People
07:33Have been going out with each other on blind dates for a while since Henry in the eighth
07:37Actually, he had a blind date. Did he? Yeah, and that's how he met one of his seven wives. Don't ask me
07:43Instead of like they I think they should
07:46Go to a nice sunny place on the beach and then and then meet each other and then kiss basically. Yeah
07:54Well, let's not get into that too much into that stuff because that's just grossing me out
08:02In
08:03Shropshire
08:05Sam his little brother James and friend Toby. This is a model of the human heart
08:13When when you when you're in love
08:17Your heart goes like this
08:21Does it yeah, is that why they say love can also be dangerous. Yeah
08:27Asking the all-important questions on ITV daytime were Holly and Phil
08:40Oh this morning my grandma's paradise is before my eyes
08:46I
08:58Have two words for you
09:01compute not three words
09:04computer-generated
09:05effects
09:07Welcome to Tuesday's this morning where we're tackling a very important question when it comes to
09:11Confectionery, how do you think fillers which past is best?
09:16Oof
09:17One man has sent shockwaves through social media easy to do these days after he claimed this particular sweet
09:24Here is in fact a UFO and not a fried egg
09:33Today well, actually it's not
09:37Why who's Harry a very sweet oh, it's clearly a sweet
09:41Yeah
09:43Well, what do you think that's the question chef says surely if it was a UFO it would be double-sided and not flat underneath
09:50Sarah says the clue is in the name of the sweets star mix. What's saying that it's a UFO? Yeah
10:01Have they got nothing else to talk about
10:04Clearly I the only thing I will admit to is I did think that shrimps were ballet shoes until I was a lot older
10:11It's just ridiculous
10:13Not as ridiculous as that
10:15Philip and Holly work really well together. Yeah funny. Yeah, it's like
10:20Fish and chips. They they
10:25With the sweet talk over
10:27Phil introduced a couple who lived in a mud hut
10:30Well Kate and Alan Burroughs gave up their terrace house and moved into a man-made home in the Tucker Valley in Devon
10:38And Alice beer is there to get a guided tour around the property morning Alice morning
10:43This is the home as you said of Kate and Alan Burroughs and it is a home
10:48but it is also a home that they crafted with their own hands their bare hands from mud and
10:54Straw bales. Good morning
10:57I've been calling you. Mr. Mrs. Bonkers
11:03Children's book I think it's pretty rude
11:06The presenter actually course and I don't miss it as a mrs. Bonkers
11:17And how do you wash is the next well, I washed the same as people have washed throughout time with water
11:25How many times do you have a bath and yeah, we've got we have a bath once a week on a Sunday
11:31Yeah
11:34That's worse than you
11:36Somehow yeah, it is. But does it get very fragrant here?
11:41We find that we actually prefer the scent of
11:45I don't know
11:47Anymore, why not? I can never wash my hair properly cuz I'm just lighting my own filth
11:56Thank you very much, thank you. Thank you. Take care. Alan doesn't get a word in does he? No, no
12:01I like this at the scent of naturalness. Yeah down the scent of naturalness
12:07Those producers on that TV program. Well, we like yay. We filled another five minutes
12:12Let's think of some more random ramblings to carry on. Oh, look a celebrity fell over
12:20Oh, let's let's examine. Oh, how
12:23Steep that he was
12:31In
12:36Blackpool
12:38Emma and her little sister Brooke who loves composing songs
12:43I know I know the way to forgiveness
12:49I know I know
12:52I
12:53Know I know the way to forgiveness. I know I know
13:02Gary Barlow was back on our screens fronting the BBC's battle of the boy bands
13:13Let it shine. Oh, yes. What's this? Let's shine. It's a singing thing. Let it shine. Let it shine
13:22I
13:30Just don't really like singing programs
13:33No, like these talent show things like X Factor
13:36But talent because people like honey G can come along and I'm not risking it
13:41So we welcome our guest judge
13:52No, no, no
14:04It's that Peter
14:07wait
14:09Honey bees and honey G's are ghetto. That's a boy. How are you gonna be as a judge?
14:16I
14:19Mean they're competing for a serious prize. I mean, like why did I invite some guy who's
14:26mimicking honey G
14:28In the show's grand finale some sharp-suited wannabes impressed with their fancy moves
14:35I
15:01Think they need to tell me when this is over
15:05Oh
15:10The fake of the puns the cringy puns
15:22So some supper some stone to the band I'll get it this time. Oh, I love that
15:31They got standing ovation even from honey, please
15:35Later
15:38Gaza showed him how it was done with the help of a few old pals
15:54That that's him what's his name Ollie
16:06Oh
16:16He's not great easy game our way, but people like him so that's why I get over there
16:36Oh
16:38My god, it's all old people. This is so cringy. I
16:43Like the song right? They're just old men that went through a midlife crisis
16:56Yep
16:59If they were being judged they would
17:03Definitely win by a mile
17:10You know when you go to like
17:12Those off-brand supermarkets and you buy off-brand food. Let it shine. It's the off-brand version of a talent show
17:25In Essex
17:27Stephanie and Christina who loves all the subjects at school the symbol for
17:35Britain Britain, there we go is a lion Scotland is a unicorn. Don't ask me why
17:43Wales a dragon because there's a dragon on their national flag. Are you sure it's red white green? I thought that was Greenland
17:52Greenland I doubt it cuz Greenland doesn't have anybody living there. I know
17:59Back on our box was ITV silver Fox this time. He was on holiday with his wife
18:09On this incredible adventure in South Africa
18:12I finally got the chance to dive with great whites which had been at the top of my bucket list
18:17Oh
18:19Well, I was thrilled that my wife Steph could join me for the Sharks. I know tonight's stage of our journey
18:27We'll take her bucket list as well. Oh
18:32No, please not Phillip Schofield
18:34That's a guy from this morning
18:38Why is he on everything?
18:40An anti poaching operation on a rhino all of these people
18:45everything here
18:46to help save
18:49one, right
18:56In the program scope and his wife went looking for rhinos
19:01South Africa is full of amazing animals, but there are two in particular that fascinate me and the Rhino is one of them
19:08so we're traversing the Amakala Game Reserve
19:13That lady is Holly Willoughby, it's not
19:20South Africa is home to both black and white Rhino, but once they become aware of us
19:24How close will we get to this crash of white Rhino?
19:31Time to be a little sneaky and walk very quietly
19:36Do you think his hair's naturally like that white? I
19:40Thought I think he's died it. It does look like a die. I don't know why you die a hair white sharper than I thought
19:48They picked us up
19:50While they're running you see how they run. They've just got this bounce in their feet
19:55Not like elephants that shuffle along we can really get on to a gallop like a horse. They do don't they?
20:01They're so cute and flabby
20:08Why they got a tail coming out of their bum because it's a tail
20:14Phil learn how poaching has left his favorite animal under threat
20:19How endangered are they?
20:21Unfortunately at this stage in
20:23Rhino conservation we now lose more Rhino than we can breed
20:27We've now gone over the tipping point and at this rate extinction is inevitable. It's just a matter of time
20:34Rhinos will be in stank
20:36That's not very nice. No, I love rhinos
20:39What does it not to build me well for something to be inevitable it means that you cannot avoid it
20:45No matter what you do the three rhinos. We can see what are they worth?
20:49Probably three hundred thousand dollars on one animal these horns not going to a product
20:54Production line and the center part of that horn is used for things like beads
20:59And ornamental purposes and that actually fetches the highest value now
21:04That's just nine hundred thousand dollars. Just jogging around. Yeah killing three rhinos nine hundred thousand dollars
21:10I mean is poaching illegal of course is
21:14Later Phil joined the conservation team as they tried to fit one of the rhinos with a tracker
21:21The rhinos are just down there. Will is in the helicopter with the dark gun. Oh
21:28Oh my gosh, they're like the army he's like a sniper
21:34He's just
21:36Tranquilized the Rhino. Oh, you can see she really is
21:40Let's go to her
21:45Oh look she's done to become a bit a bit discombobulated
22:00Everybody there is helping to save one of the rhinos
22:02I don't know. I'm just going to get out of the way.
22:07Everybody there is helping to save one teeny rhino.
22:11OK, time to do my part to combat poaching.
22:15This is the narrowest spot, so it's below the wrist.
22:18There.
22:23OK.
22:24You don't normally see presenters actually doing any work.
22:29Then there was even more exciting news.
22:33And my incredible day just keeps getting better and better
22:36as the entire team gets a huge boost from this.
22:40She's pregnant.
22:43OK, so I've filled up the good news.
22:45We managed to get an ultrasound probe into her
22:47and she's definitely pregnant.
22:49This is great news.
22:51He's pregnant.
22:53Oh, my God.
22:55Yes!
22:57This is what we want. We want more rhinos.
23:01News like this gives us hope for the future.
23:06It's quite surprisingly emotional.
23:10OK, let's get back to vehicles, please, everyone.
23:20I think she's saying thank you.
23:22Yeah.
23:28She's crying.
23:30Aw.
23:31Where is he?
23:33I don't know.
23:34I think he tried to hide it cos he went like that.
23:36Yeah.
23:37Did you know that a rhino's horn is made of the same stuff
23:42as our fingernails?
23:45And our hair.
23:47And our skin.
23:49And our hair.
23:51And our skin.
23:53And our hair.
23:55And our hair.
23:57Keratin.
23:59They're made of exactly the same thing as rhino horn.
24:03So I don't know why people just don't go to the barbers
24:05when they want ivory.
24:17In Neath, Carrie and her cousins Darcy and Ashton,
24:22whose hero is Albert Einstein.
24:25The human brain is the most complex thing known to man,
24:29according to the human brain.
24:32How does that work out?
24:34I don't know.
24:38On BBC One, Nick Knowles and his gang were back to the rescue.
24:43We have just nine days to carry out the build.
24:45The usual suspects are here,
24:47and our designer this week is Lawrence Llewellyn-Bowen.
24:49Hello.
24:50Where are we going to find an army of helpers, Lawrence?
24:53Well, luckily, I've brought this up with me.
24:56This is DIY SOS.
25:00DIY SOS, the big build.
25:06In the episode, SOS volunteers helped 17-year-old Antonia,
25:11who for years has been confined to her hospital bed.
25:16After a barrage of tests,
25:18doctors diagnosed Antonia with Ehlers-Danlos syndrome,
25:21a rare and painful condition
25:23which weakens the body's connective tissues.
25:27When things like this happen, you never think that it would be me
25:30or anyone to do with my family, but it is so.
25:34Look what she's on, IVABS, IVIS and paracetamol.
25:40Paracetamol. Paracetamol. Paracetamol. Paracetamol.
25:44Paracetamol. Set. Seat. Set. Seat.
25:48She can no longer digest food
25:50and has to be fed through a tube directly into her heart.
25:54She can't stand or even sit upright without collapsing.
25:58She can't go to school.
26:00No, sadly not.
26:02She could collapse in school and she could hurt herself.
26:05Because if you collapse in somewhere
26:07and you could hit your head or something,
26:10she's in hospital for the rest of her life.
26:12She could throw her birthday party in there.
26:16Yeah.
26:19To make the family home safer for Antonia,
26:22Nick and Laurence took charge.
26:25The idea is to try and give Antonia and the rest of the family
26:29an ability to have as much space together as possible.
26:33Because of her condition,
26:35it means that she takes up an enormous amount of room when she moves.
26:39Oh, I hate that guy. Why?
26:41He's the guy who was on that lottery advert and said Stonehenge was ugly
26:46and tried to put all this flower-wrapping paper on it.
26:50So it's really important that we don't have a warren of small areas
26:55because she's going to be sort of stuck in one
26:58and everybody else is going to be stuck in the other.
27:00Why is he in a formal suit to build things like?
27:03Well, he isn't the builder. I know.
27:05He's the designer.
27:07He's not going to be, like, hammering away at the walls, as cool as that is.
27:12Despite everyone getting under each other's feet,
27:14there's no lack of goodwill on site.
27:16People have roped in their mates, their bosses, their daughters.
27:20If I was a tradesman,
27:22I would volunteer to help disadvantaged people and ill people.
27:26It's not going to harm me to help someone, is it? No.
27:30You ready? Yeah. Super ready.
27:34At the end of the show, Antonia got to see her redesigned home.
27:40This will be something that you can do yourself,
27:43but not with your eyes closed.
27:47It does not smell like hospitals.
27:52We've created a home that means you can all be back together as a family
27:55after so long.
27:57Open your eyes.
27:59Oh, my God!
28:01Oh, my God!
28:03It's beautiful, isn't it? It's amazing.
28:09Oh, my gosh! Look at our kitchen.
28:12Wow.
28:14Oh, look, it says VSA.
28:16Yes.
28:17They like it.
28:19They got that spot on, haven't they?
28:21Yeah.
28:25Oh.
28:26Oh, my God!
28:29Look at the prints.
28:31Oh!
28:33That is very pretty.
28:35I'm lucky.
28:37Essentially, hoist goes from here all the way through...
28:42Wow. ..and out and along.
28:45Oh, my goodness, look at that.
28:47And disappears around the corner here to see the next part.
28:50Do you want to come and have a look?
28:52This is absolutely brilliant.
28:54Oh, my gosh, that looks so amazing.
28:57That looks like a really comfy bed.
28:59It's not just comfy, it does all kinds of amazing things.
29:02So, obviously, it is a medical bed as well.
29:05They are amazed.
29:07Hmm. I'm amazed, too.
29:09That's just in nine days.
29:11Yeah.
29:12I wouldn't mind a hoist to get me out of bed.
29:15No, I really wouldn't.
29:18Oh, look at everything.
29:23Thank you so much.
29:25I don't even know what to say.
29:27Oh, you guys have kind of given me, like, a new chance at life, really.
29:33You've changed my life and I'm so grateful for it.
29:37Like, I just don't know what to say.
29:40She deserves it, doesn't she?
29:42Yeah.
29:43All the things she's been through.
29:45It's amazing.
29:51Yay!
29:53Yes! I love this programme.
29:56There you go, D-O-I-O-S.
29:58D-O-I-O-S-O-S.
29:59Yes.
30:00I'm sorry, I can't say it.
30:01There you go.
30:02Kiss.
30:05All right, Anna.
30:07Hashtag, you're the best.
30:13In West Yorkshire...
30:15Checkmate, well played.
30:17..Jacob and Connor.
30:19Connor is school chess champion.
30:21Checkmate, you can't move there.
30:23Why?
30:24You were there.
30:25No, I was there, Connor.
30:26You can't move there cos you're still in check.
30:28Checkmate.
30:29What can take me?
30:30You were there, so if you move there, you're in check.
30:33If you move there, you're in check.
30:35But if I move here?
30:41On BBC One, the TARDIS had landed again.
30:46Doctor Who!
30:51Doctor Who! Yes! Yes!
31:02HE HUMS
31:10Why do people like Doctor Who so much?
31:12I don't know.
31:13Why do people like Doctor Who so much?
31:15I don't like it.
31:21Doctor Who's cool when it's, like, sci-fi and stuff, so...
31:25What's sci-fi?
31:26It's, like, aliens and stuff like that.
31:29Sci-fi.
31:30Cos it's science fiction.
31:32I call it Sky.
31:34Time. Time doesn't pass.
31:36The passage of time is an illusion and life is the magician.
31:40Surely they should get some strapping young guy to be the Doctor,
31:44not an old guy who looks like he's been living in for about two centuries.
31:49He's not that old.
31:50Who's your favourite Doctor Who's ever played?
31:52Tom Baker, who's kind of obvious. Tom Baker, who's kind of obvious.
31:55Matt...
31:56Matt Smith! Oh, my goodness!
31:58He's all right, but he wasn't as good as Tom Baker
32:00with his long scarf and his fedora.
32:02No.
32:04In one scene, the Doctor's new assistant, Bill,
32:07met a strange girl who kept staring at a puddle.
32:11There's a puddle over there.
32:13It hasn't rained for a week.
32:15Yeah, but, you know, half the students here are blokes.
32:19Go and look in it.
32:20You want me to look in a puddle?
32:22Please.
32:24I feel like she's getting lured into something.
32:28What am I looking at?
32:30Your reflection.
32:33Yep, there it is.
32:34Do you see what's wrong with it?
32:36Oh!
32:38What is that?
32:41That's me. That's my face, but...
32:44..it's wrong.
32:45What? I didn't get it.
32:48Her hair looked the same, but her face looked like a boy to me.
32:52That's the only thing that I could find different.
32:55That's quite mean.
32:56That was her actual face.
32:58Hey!
32:59Sorry, some other time.
33:03Promise!
33:04Promise!
33:06Why did she just leave her?
33:08I don't know. Creepy.
33:12Pilot is located.
33:16Link is established.
33:19Passenger is established.
33:22I think it's established.
33:24Is established.
33:26This is, like, billion-pound net worth TV show
33:32and they're running out of ideas
33:34and now they just want to play with a puddle.
33:38What's that?
33:40Things got even more confusing
33:43when the puddle followed Bill into the doctor's office.
33:47I tell you what it isn't.
33:49It isn't a freak optical effect.
33:56Is that Heather?
33:58Yeah.
33:59Yes, yes, it is.
34:00This is freaky.
34:01That isn't real life.
34:03Like, what the heck is that?
34:05I tell you what, let's just pop into my box.
34:08Your box?
34:09What could a game in your box going to do?
34:11What an extraordinarily long and involved answer this is going to be.
34:15When she turns around and sees a tortoise for the first time,
34:18she's going to be like...
34:20Oh, what the hell?
34:22Look, this is all mad, I know, but that's the girl I told you about.
34:27Heather?
34:29Only I don't think it's really her.
34:33No, this is hard to believe.
34:35I know you're not exactly a sci-fi person.
34:41Time and relative dimension in space.
34:46TARDIS, for short.
34:49That's like Mary Poppins' handbag.
34:52It's true.
34:53At first, it looked like her only little wardrobe thing to me.
34:58A box.
35:00A telephone box, really.
35:02Yeah, and now it's opened up to a big thing.
35:05Yeah.
35:06Yeah, it's really odd to wrap your head around.
35:09Are you starting to get more interested, or...?
35:11No.
35:12Really? Come on.
35:14Not really.
35:16Having rescued Bill from her watery friend,
35:19the doc tried to find out
35:21why she was sucked into the puddle in the first place.
35:25The puddle. What did it look like?
35:27I mean, if that was a car, what would you say that was?
35:30An oil leak?
35:32So it's space engine oil.
35:35Intelligent oil.
35:36Super intelligent space oil.
35:38No, part of the ship itself.
35:40Shapeshifting fluid that becomes anything it needs to be.
35:43What was she like, your friend? What did she want?
35:45What did she need?
35:47Everywhere I go, I just want to leave.
35:52I think she wanted to leave.
35:54You see?
35:56The puddle found a passenger.
35:59Oh!
36:01Oh, don't tell me.
36:03A single teardrop.
36:05Alone in a strange world.
36:07Then, one day, it finds someone who wants to help.
36:11Then, one day, it finds someone who wants to fly away.
36:14It's a puddle. Who are you running from?
36:16A puddle. Stupid. Go away. Go away.
36:19What, in the end, are any of us looking for?
36:23We're looking for someone who's looking...
36:25It's Adele!
36:26What are you doing?!
36:30Help!
36:32Whoa!
36:34OK, that freaked me out.
36:36Help!
36:40Tell me when it's over.
36:42It's so good, though. How do they make it so good?
36:44I don't know.
36:50OK, now that is kind of cool.
36:52Finally.
37:00In Manchester...
37:03Best friends are in...
37:05..and Eli.
37:07Erm...
37:09My phone and my PS4.
37:11Is that advice?
37:14Yeah, they are devices.
37:16Not device.
37:18Advice.
37:22This week, Channel 5 shone a light
37:24on how some of our much-loved back-garden friends are struggling.
37:30The humble hedgehog.
37:32Secretive, snuffling,
37:34and with a very special place in British hearts.
37:37In my childhood, they were a common presence in our night gardens,
37:41but in recent years, they've suffered catastrophic challenges.
37:45They're so cute!
37:47I think hedgehogs are really, really nice.
37:50They're OK.
37:52This, though, is a time to celebrate our favourite nocturnal mammal.
37:56And think of ways of giving them a helping hand.
37:59They are cool, really cool.
38:01They're OK.
38:07Meet the Hedgehogs.
38:09It sounds like a reality TV show, almost.
38:13In this episode, Steve visited a famous musician
38:17who's an unlikely hedgehog lover.
38:21Rock legend Brian May
38:23is also a leading inspiration in animal welfare.
38:26Oh, that was him!
38:28He's kept his hair.
38:30Why is a rock star looking after a hedgehog
38:34when he should be rocking out?
38:37Hi, Brian. How are you doing?
38:39I'm good, thank you. Nice to see you, Steve.
38:41Nice to see you, Steve.
38:43I'm Steve.
38:45Nice to meet you.
38:47I'm Brian AD.
38:49Oh, good, thank you. Nice to see you, Steve.
38:51Rock legend to hedgehog hero.
38:53How did that happen?
38:55Oh, no, I'm not a hero. I just do what I can.
38:57Because he looks like a hedgehog.
39:00All kinds of people in the public eye
39:02talk a lot about the extinction of tigers.
39:04The hedgehog in our own country
39:06is declining at roughly the same rate as the tiger is.
39:09I thought tigers were actually quite popular.
39:12They are popular, but they're not populated.
39:16This is a hard time of year for them
39:18because many of them will be coming out of hibernation.
39:20So many of the hedgehogs that come in here are dehydrated.
39:22They need water, so if you're going to put something out for them,
39:25put a dish of water out.
39:27Yeah, one thing to do to get hedgehogs in your garden
39:30is leave out a bowl of milk.
39:32They love it.
39:34Cats love it more than hedgehogs.
39:37No, hedgehogs absolutely love milk.
39:40Later, Steve introduced us to one hedgehog
39:44with a very strange condition.
39:46In the Hertfordshire countryside, there's a special hog
39:49who some may think has a right to be grumpy.
39:52Meet Derek.
39:54He's lost all of his signature spines.
39:57Derek looks really bad.
40:00Yeah, I know.
40:02It's a bit like hedgehog alopecia, a bit.
40:05And this is his devoted carer, Monique Blackford.
40:08He looks all rough and bobbly,
40:11but actually it feels like silk when you touch him, like a baby's bottom.
40:15Why do people use that phrase, like a baby's bottom?
40:18I use it.
40:20Yeah, but, like, some babies' bottoms could be really scaly.
40:24Oh, I never thought of that.
40:27Derek hasn't always been so peculiar.
40:30He was a regular-looking hedgehog before a nasty incident.
40:34He had an injury where it looks like he'd been attacked by a crow.
40:40Aw! Poor little fella.
40:44It took several attempts at different antibiotics to get the wound to heal,
40:48and then in mid-December, his spine started falling out.
40:52By February, he hardly had any,
40:55and he's losing the pigment from his nose and his feet.
40:59He was like this.
41:01Oh!
41:03Help!
41:05Help me!
41:08Without this armour, it's too dangerous for Derek to return to the wild.
41:13So Monique has come up with the next best solution,
41:17a trip to the bird-proof fruit cage in her garden.
41:20Because he's bald, he's vulnerable to owls at night.
41:24This is the sort of area that Derek will have
41:27where he can do natural hedgehog things.
41:32Hopefully he'll have a good few months out here.
41:36It won't be doing very good for his stress with a camera in his face,
41:40but her keeping him as a pet is a good thing,
41:43because out in the wild, dead. He's just dead.
41:47If you had a hedgehog, what would you call it?
41:50I think actually Gary is a really good name for a hedgehog.
41:58In South Wales, Molly and her big brother William,
42:03they love helping on their grandpa's farm.
42:06William, do you know how to speak horse language?
42:10I do know that.
42:12Can you say this?
42:14Mummy is going for a run to the circus.
42:18Neigh, neigh, neigh, neigh.
42:21I speak lion.
42:23OK, I'll tell you. Just say poop.
42:26SNORTS
42:27SHE LAUGHS
42:30BBC One was alive with the sound of this musical from the 1960s.
42:38The hills are alive with the sound of music.
42:46The sound of music!
42:49The hills fill my heart with the sound of music.
42:57My heart wants to sing every song it hears.
43:03It's definitely a very old film.
43:05It's very old film.
43:06It's not one of the first colours, though.
43:08No.
43:09In one scene, Maria, an unturned nanny, met her strict new boss.
43:15Each afternoon they will march about the grounds, breathing deeply.
43:18Bedtime is to be strictly observed, no exceptions.
43:20Excuse me, sir, when do they play?
43:21You will see to it that they conduct themselves at all time
43:24with the utmost orderliness and decorum. I'm placing you in command.
43:27Yes, sir.
43:29Yes, sir.
43:31That's not fair.
43:32They're not allowed to play.
43:34That is so unfair.
43:36He's horrible.
43:37WHISTLE BLOWS
43:46Blinking yaks, they're allowed.
43:48They're like elephants.
43:50WHISTLE BLOWS
43:55Parenting's really changed since when this movie was made.
43:58Yeah.
43:59WHISTLE BLOWS
44:01But lucky Daddy doesn't do that, isn't it?
44:04Yeah.
44:05He's a nice Daddy, Daddy is.
44:07Yeah.
44:08He's the best Daddy ever, isn't he?
44:11Yeah.
44:12Best in the world.
44:13Ever created.
44:14Yeah.
44:15But the new nanny soon livened things up
44:18and brought some fun into the children's lives.
44:22All right, everybody, over here.
44:24What are we going to do?
44:25Let's think of something to sing for the Baroness when she comes.
44:28Now, what songs do you know?
44:30We don't know any songs.
44:32Not any?
44:33We don't even know how to sing.
44:35No.
44:36Well, let's not lose any time. You must learn.
44:39But how?
44:40They're all wearing matching outfits.
44:42I can tell you for a fact no-one would do that.
44:45Doe, a deer, a female deer
44:49Ray, a drop of golden sun
44:53Me, a name I call myself
44:57Far along the way she runs
45:01Sew, a needle pulling thread
45:05He's got a good voice like you, Molly.
45:07Yeah.
45:08Sew, tea, a drink with jam and bread
45:13That will bring us back to Doe
45:16A deer, a female deer
45:18Ray, a drop of golden sun
45:22Me, a name I call myself
45:25Far along the way she runs
45:28Well, they're very good for first time.
45:30It's just basically talking, but with a tune.
45:35Doe, a deer, a female deer
45:39Ray, a drop of golden sun
45:42Me, a name I call myself
45:46Far along the way she runs
45:49Sew, a needle pulling thread
45:53La, a note to follow
45:55Sew, tea, a drink with jam and bread
45:59I'd rather be dancing to music that were made in between 2010 to 2017.
46:07A deer, a female deer
46:09Ray, a drop of golden sun
46:13Me, a name I call myself
46:16Far along the way she runs
46:20Sew, tea, a drink with jam and bread
46:24That will bring us back to Doe
46:26The song's really catchy, but I'm not sure it will stand the test of time.
46:34In a perfect world
46:37Monday from 10 on E4, another goggle spin-off.
46:40This time, what 16 plus are watching? Young adults and their vloggle boxing.
46:45Next tonight, the critics are happy, but what about you, Joe Public?
46:48Does Richard Ayoade cut it as the new presenter of the Crystal Maze 2017 Celebrity Special?
46:54In a perfect world
46:58In a perfect, perfect world
47:03In a perfect world