Gogglesprogs S01E02 (2016)
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00:00Costumer cannot lie, you other brothers can't deny
00:03I won't want a girl waxing with her itty bitty waist
00:05And a round thing in your face, you get sprung
00:08Like an anaconda, so put your hands up fo' fo' fo'
00:11Put your hands up fo' fo' fo'
00:13Put your hands up fo' fo' fo'
00:15Put your hands up fo' butts
00:26This always annoys me
00:29A crocodile!
00:31Yeah!
00:33Oh no, I can't watch this
00:35Swing your legs!
00:37He's a douche
00:39I don't like him already
00:41Oh no
00:43That's a fail magnet right there
00:45I love this show!
00:47Yeah!
00:49That was incredible!
00:51Yes!
00:53Let's see what it is boys
00:59This week on Goggles Frogs
01:03The force is strong with a young Jedi knight
01:11He looks a bit like you
01:15He's a pig!
01:19Spelling tests on Channel 4
01:21Absurdity
01:23Absurdity? Let's see whether you're right
01:29How the heck has he got that?
01:31And the British astronaut
01:33Returns from space
01:35It'll be the end of Tim's
01:37Epic adventure
01:39Until of course his next mission
01:41If he's sent up into space again
01:43Where do you like to go?
01:45No way Jose, do you want me to die?
01:47Did Tim Peake die?
01:49Just believe and you can do anything
01:52In Kent
01:54I don't know why God gave you eyebrows
01:5612 year old Will
01:58And his cutty mad mates Max
02:00Spencer, Harry and Daniel
02:02Who do you reckon got the best eyebrows here?
02:04Yeah, your ones are actually nice
02:06I see them, wait
02:08See look, your ones go like this
02:10Then they go in like that
02:12They could do a bit more
02:14He's meant to go in like that
02:16You're meant to go in like that
02:18You're meant to go in like that
02:21Yours are too bushy
02:23I've got a bushy nose
02:25Yours are perfect
02:27In East London
02:29You farted
02:318 year old friends Swahib and Janai
02:33Oh my gosh Swahib
02:39That stinks
02:45There's been lots of great telly this year
02:47ITV's Take Me Out
02:50Take Me Out gives one lucky bachelor the chance
02:52to woo 30 ladies
02:56I love this
03:00I love this show
03:02The people that will take part in this
03:04are people who are lonely and can't find a date
03:06Single people
03:08Single, lonely people that can't find a date
03:10on a website
03:16Thank you all, welcome to Take Me Out
03:18I'm Paddy Burgrillis
03:20And I'm here to lead 30 single girls
03:22out of the dating wilderness
03:24Bring on the girls
03:34Look how short her skirt is
03:36New skirt please
03:44Well I haven't seen one yet
03:47I like them all
03:49Yeah
03:51No
03:53No
03:55No
03:59Very cheeky because they shook their bum there
04:01Oh yeah
04:05Fire up the love lift
04:07Let the dumb see the bells
04:09Reveal yourself
04:13That's me babe
04:17Come on
04:21Aw he may be not
04:33He's got orange hair, that's what you'll look like
04:35Not orange hair
04:37He's got ginger hair, that'll be you in the future
04:39No it won't
04:41In the show the girls turn off their lights
04:43if they're turned off by the boy
04:46I
04:50Don't think anyone to keep the light on being on it. He quite ugly
04:55Job wise I'm a professional golfer self in the music the moment you want Eminem's the man
05:01You know I can rap to all of his songs word for word
05:03Instead of rolling with my homie. I rolled my mummy
05:09So hang on let me get this straight
05:10You're a middle-aged white man in a kia with your mom rapping to Eminem great life
05:24See what's going on rich why did you turn off?
05:27I'm into like Thai boxing and a bit more fast pace going things
05:31I just think our interests of clash a little bit if I was a boy and I was in on that
05:36I definitely not true, you know and I love a bit of fast Thai boxing so Rach we could have been something you know
05:45What everyone's different sizes
05:48You're short
05:51The two surviving girls competed in a rap-off to impress James
05:57Me name is Shelly you met on the telly
06:00I'm slim, and I'm tall the only Shelly of them all
06:07You
06:09Yeah
06:12How could you say no to that yeah, how on earth could you say no to that oh?
06:18That was actually pretty good
06:22That I just don't like her hair yeah, I don't either, but you gotta admit. That was a good rap
06:28Let's talk about love baby. Let's talk about you and me
06:37She can actually sing no
06:39She knows she can't I think he might be a big Shelley. She can sing how can you think that she can't see?
06:45Is he gonna be Shelley or is he gonna be Fifi get out there turn one girl off and say?
06:54It's Shelly nice Bobby face face Fifi Fifi does it
06:59You
07:02Like Shelley
07:07Just admit it
07:21I need to be silly so did I
07:29You like one of them, I don't like Shelly, and I don't like you prefer
07:32I do not like Shelly, and I do not like which one would you rather go out with a wall?
07:40In Birmingham
07:42Edie and Tiana yeah, you voting thingy or whatever is yeah, they're doing our school on me
07:50Yeah
07:51So does that mean that out? I think it does
07:56No school no annoying boys
08:02Last Friday a famous traveler was about to start his long journey home
08:19When was the top story today
08:26Now this time tomorrow the British astronaut Tim Peake will be back on planet Earth Oh Tim Peake
08:34Yeah, I'm so excited for him to go back to us it's gonna be so cool
08:38You know genuinely I completely forgot that Tim Peake was up in space. Did you yeah?
08:44Six months ago Tim Peake was on his way to space
08:48Since then he's inspired the nation
08:51Tim is the one that's waving that's waving because Tim's just smiling and happy all the time imagine
08:58how many
09:00Arguments you must get in to when you've only seen the same two people for six whole months
09:05And you can't go anywhere on the space station. I mean I'd go crazy
09:10There's been the science
09:13There's been the inspiration my question is what is your favorite button on the ISS?
09:19This button on this panel here actually opens up the door to outer space I dare you to open
09:27Yes, and get sucked out by the vacuum of space. Oh, he's not American now Austin chill
09:35Would you ever want to go to space?
09:37Yes, I
09:39Don't think I would because you can't get Wi-Fi in space
09:43Yes, you can he said he facetimed people you can get Wi-Fi in space
09:47Can you go it's even better than down here because the satellites are closer oh?
09:52Yeah
09:53The report told us what would happen to major Tim's little capsule on its way home
10:01It'll orbit the earth for a couple of hours, and then re-enter the Earth's atmosphere
10:07Outside temperatures reach 2,000 degrees Celsius
10:112,000 degrees
10:14If you go too fast here
10:16You could look like a ball of fire with fire surrounding the area of your rocket ship
10:22And you could melt into dust yeah, you can because if you're going really far you can turn fire
10:28Is that one already said is that not the meaning of what I just said?
10:33The astronauts are protected by the heat shield
10:36Protected by the heat shield pushing down on them. They feel huge gravitational forces
10:43Face of black
10:47My wobbly teeth would surely come out I guess I probably
10:52Show can die
10:54It's confusing you know gravity is just a mystery you know
10:58It's like I know when you can't find the tomato. They promised in a burger
11:06Then the capsule crashes to earth the flash is from thrusters that slow it down
11:12One second before it hits the earth
11:15They call this a soft landing
11:23That's soft okay, I won't see what hard landing was like it'll be the end of Tim's epic adventure
11:30Until of course his next mission if you sent up into space again
11:34I think this is something children should be taught about if in the future
11:40they want to be an astronomist or a
11:44Philosophist a philosophist they they they need to know about space
11:54In me
11:57Ten year old cousins Carrie and Ashton and his nine-year-old sister Darcy
12:02They love going caravanning together
12:16Earlier this year a much-loved English comedian set himself a very big challenge
12:23Eddie is odd comedian actor and occasional long-distance runner
12:29Eddie's come to South Africa, and he's been here before
12:34It's his second attempt at a seemingly impossible challenge
12:39First of all he's wearing lipstick, and he's wearing nail varnish. Sorry. They're probably to protect him in the after concern
12:47Because I help you
12:49It all began four years ago in
12:522012 when Eddie set out on a super tough South African adventure
12:56To run 27 marathons in 27 days
13:0027
13:02One every day I couldn't do that and the shape he's in I don't think he can
13:09To celebrate one of his great heroes the anti-apartheid leader and South African president Nelson Mandela
13:18Isn't he's a man he said that I have a dream that my children grow up to be
13:25Children grow up to be something
13:32We've been doing that school
13:40Looks like Africa beat me this time. I will return and finish this
13:46The
13:51Program showed us a lot of Eddie running slowly
13:57Midday temperatures can push past 40 degrees
14:02Yeah, I'm beginning to feel heat on this cheek yeah, it's gonna get
14:07Increasingly hotter and I went to a moment that it was 80 degrees on one day 80 degrees the highest summer
14:13Yeah, it wouldn't be 80 degrees
14:16It's really warm in it. Trust me. It wouldn't be 80 degrees. It was 80 degrees
14:22But after a hard day's run, there's no better way to unwind than by getting your nails done I
14:30Use it as a badge of
14:33Identity I am transgender guy did come out 31 years ago. Does that mean he's sort of
14:39girl and boy I
14:41Think it means that he's like a tomboy but reverse
14:45Or transgender, yeah, I think he means that yeah good boy, but wants to be a girl
14:54Doesn't matter what sex or sexuality how you self-identify
14:58Or who you fancy matters not one bit
15:01What do you do in life?
15:03What do you create? What do you what do you make? Why what do you add to the human existence?
15:09That is what matters
15:11I
15:13Don't judge a book by its cover exactly. That's exactly his life. Let him
15:22He could have changed someone's life by just saying that he's an inspirational person by his
15:2927th marathon Eddie was at breaking point
15:34And it's just pain pain pain
15:38I'm struggling
15:40I'm really sad. You can do this. This is the final marathon
15:46The end is finally in sight
15:56I know you can do it a day, but Eddie's not crossed the finish line yet
16:01Oh
16:08My god, he's fallen
16:12Does that mean he's failed no, oh, thank goodness. I was gonna say all that effort
16:22Come on come on. Come on. Get back up. Go back up. Why would they make him run up steps?
16:31Yes, come on
17:01Yes
17:07Would you cry yeah, so would I would you like feel ill after doing that? Yeah. Yes, I would I
17:1927 years
17:24That I did that for
17:27Elsa Mandela and said don't judge me by my successes judge me by the number times. I failed and go back up again
17:33So I found four years ago go back up again
17:36Don't you worry you can do it?
17:39Surely I can do it. I don't think you could
17:44You don't have faith in me I
17:47Have faith in you I have faith in you, but I think this I think you're in way over your head with this
17:54In
17:56Essex, what are you doing?
17:58nothing best friends Stephanie and Christina
18:02Stephanie's had a big birthday. She's turned 10
18:05In
18:21Hertfordshire makes Valencia and Taya. So mom, how many calories do you think there is in the doughnut?
18:29Average doughnut doughnut worry just eat
18:36Everyone's favorite magical orphan was on Sky movies
18:41Stephanie yeah, I'm right next year. There's no need to scream or shout. Okay
19:12In the film we saw a baby-faced Harry make some new mates
19:19Excuse me. Do you mind?
19:22Everywhere else is full. Not at all
19:28I'm Ron, by the way from Weasley. I'm Harry Harry Potter
19:32You don't train it's not actually moving. You're just sitting there and then for the window bit. Yeah, it's just that it's green
19:39It moves like that. It looks like you're moving and it bumps from side to side. So you're bumping up and down
19:48I'm Hermione Granger and you are
19:52Ron Weasley pleasure pleasure
19:57Pleasure meeting you. I've got to go and do some spells
20:00At Hogwarts even the PE was magical
20:19Quidditch I love Quidditch. I played it once
20:24Quidditch sounds like a vegetable
20:30The bludgers are up followed by the golden snitch
20:34Remember the snitch is worth a hundred and fifty points the seeker who catches the snitch end the game
20:39Harry is the chaser. He needs to try and catch the golden snitch
20:43So how are you trying a different ball to everybody else? Yeah
21:00I
21:07Just kicked her out of my man that is sexist
21:30I
21:54Don't understand it doesn't make
21:56Oh
21:58Later on in a spooky basement Harry came face to face with his archenemy you
22:07Know it can't be
22:10Snape he was yes. It does seem the type doesn't it? Well next to him who would suspect
22:17poor
22:19Stuttering professor Quirrell. Why do you think you just randomly wear that hat just cuz he likes it
22:23No, because it's a turban and like you to wear you if you wear a turban like you believe you believe in
22:30Which religion is turban, but your mum wears a turban? Yeah, that's the style
22:35Oh
22:54Goodness Voldemort, it's mutating. Oh
22:58Why is so scary?
23:01Yep, that's Lord Voldemort
23:05Become see what I must do to survive don't see the point. I can't
23:13Voldemort was after one thing from Harry the Philosopher's Stone
23:35Oh
23:38Look his hand is turned to
23:42Look at it
23:44Because he's held the stone when you touch the stone that means you can kill another person that watch this
23:57Krusty face needs vaseline carry the bad guys dying. No good for him
24:06I
24:09Love Harry Potter
24:12So awesome, there's no flashy cars. There's no mountains. There's no guns. There's no explosions. There's no smoking hot babes
24:21There's no jets there's no jet skis there's no plane explosion and there's my nose me
24:28No action. I know right? It's just it's just such a boring film
24:35I've got a part in Jesus Christ superstar in West Yorkshire schoolmates Jacob and Conor
24:42Hey
24:44JC won't you smile at me?
24:59In Shropshire Sam and his mate Toby who's in the local swimming club
25:04I'm an atheist. I'm an atheist because I just can't be bothered to go worship
25:10That's not an atheist bro. No, but like I can't be bothered. That's just being called lazy, bro
25:16Every weekday afternoon channel 4 gives our brains a workout
25:34It's this really old game and there's people who are sitting down and then there's a woman wear a board and she has to make words
25:50My grandma to this
25:53As always the contestants had to make the longest word possible now, let's get down to business
25:59Conrad let us game
26:01Hey, Rachel, can I have a consonant, please? Thank you start today with P and another please
26:12The best mathematician in the world, I think
26:16Yeah, well Einstein
26:20Why are you doing words
26:23What about what Steven Hawkins? Yeah, I don't know. He's just like a scientist and the vowel
26:30Hey, do you know all your vows a
26:36No, I eat I owe you you did it in order. Yeah, I don't do it in order and lastly yes
26:44Countdown
26:47Okay, T. She's a word T
26:53See
26:55Then bet bet
27:03Best of the world you get more points beat
27:06Yeah. Oh, this is really hard
27:10Beans beans. Yeah, I know I think you have to use all of them
27:14penis
27:21He's the only one I can find
27:26Panties
27:30You can do panties p a n t i e s
27:40Do do do
27:42Pants pain no, I stand they stop now. Yeah, the time is up. Okay. Okay paints is our longest word
27:51paints
27:53Let's see what he gets Angus seven and your seven panties
28:06Is that even a word yeah
28:10Let's get back to the numbers then Conrad
28:14Six more. Thank you Conrad. Oh, this is the number round
28:18I'm gonna flop this and the target
28:23785 785
28:27Okay, wait, this is impossible six times ten is a hundred six hundred
28:35Nine and this can use number one more than one. Oh god
28:46I can't do it
28:53I've got 85
29:02Okay, ten times nine is 99
29:08If you say six times nine is 54 add two for 56
29:14Ten add four is 14 times them together for 784 and at the one
29:21Oh, well done
29:25These went to like Oxford University
29:28We're still in secondary. I know exactly why don't they just have a little clock that goes on fully?
29:34But that is 30 seconds because it's no point having the other half if they don't use it
29:38Yeah, and I need more more time to work out my
29:43Do you know the referendum thing like in Kent Harry and his four best mates
29:50What's it about like it's a whole bunch of baloney to me if we're in like Europe of yeah
29:58Then why why haven't we why isn't our pump like our money in euros then because
30:05That's already flat foreign countries. Yeah, but then we're foreign to other countries
30:13On Tuesday night a group of amateur sewers kept us all gripped
30:19We've reached the quarterfinal of our sewing marathon and our sewers are about to work up a sweat as they take on
30:26active wear
30:29Welcome to the great British sewing be sewing be
30:33Elders my I'm too young to watch this. It's just like really fun. It's like the bake-off, but we're close
30:43I
30:49Sewing be like these are so do
30:55Welcome back to alteration challenge your judges are giving you a classic piece of sportswear that they would like you to
31:04totally
31:05transform Patrick
31:07This week we're giving you each
31:13It's a 1980s ski suit what the heck
31:19This show is abysmal
31:21We want you to take all of this and to make us a piece of outerwear for a child
31:26Okay, well ask the judges to leave. Goodbye judges. Goodbye. You have 90 minutes. Your time starts now
31:34Let's have a look
31:40Right, they have to go and make a ski suit to a child from the 1980s
31:54It must
31:55Really smell in that ski suit. I know what you mean. Did they have deodorant in?
32:021980 yes, they did. But what if they didn't it must smell so bad
32:07As the sewers got busy stitching the presenter Claudia Winkleman hide up their designs
32:15Hello, you rather bravely went for orange. Well, yeah, I mean, I didn't even know what to say about this. What do you make?
32:23Oh
32:25No sense in fashion orange is the new black and that's true
32:30Seriously, what what is it with that expression white is the new black orange is the new black black is the new white?
32:37I'm going to put these sleeves on yeah, I'm gonna make it into like a flamingo
32:41I'm gonna make a hood and then have a beak on it
32:49Okay
32:52What's wrong with a kid puts that on yes, like everyone's gonna think they're cool
32:57My mom made me wear that when I go skiing next next year
33:01I you have to you'd have to face social humiliation. I would have to face
33:06humiliation
33:07Guys, that's it times up. Let's take your adorable coats and put them in the front of the room jumble them up, please
33:18You're willing to sacrifice
33:23There's some fantastic work
33:25So they don't know who's caught that is they know
33:29Cuz there might be a little bit of bias going on. Yeah
33:34We've got a very sort of 80s looking kind of white jacket. Yeah, I love the shape of this
33:40I mean look at that the scale of it works. Absolutely. Perfectly. I'd wear that. It's a time with I it's 80s
33:48It's an eyesore like genuinely it looks terrible
33:58It's a little bird
34:03This is amazing, I wouldn't be seen dead with a flamingo my head I
34:07Think some child did really like to wear this. Yeah, it's really fun. It's actually very nicely executed. Yeah. Oh
34:14She's given it wings
34:18You know what I would do if I if man brought that's the mingle jacket back
34:22Thanks, ma'am. I'll go upstairs to try it on. Okay
34:26Then bring it upstairs open my window wide and then throw it to the four wins
34:31But who's made the most successful child's jackets from a ski suit?
34:35And in first place is our 80s bomber jacket
34:50Where's fashion gone today? I know it's a crime. It's a really good alteration. Are you happy? I'm over the main
34:57I'm over the main. I'm over the main. I'm over the main
35:00I'm over the main. I'm over the main
35:02Are you happy? I'm over the main. I'm devastated
35:06I'll rewind that for me go to in. Yeah, it's pink. It's for go top boys. We're pink
35:18In black pool 11 year old Emma and little sister Brooke
35:33In
35:38South Wales the worst thing in Wales for me
35:44Molly and her brother William the weather's never sunny
35:49It's always rain rain rain
35:53rain
35:54Channel 4 went wild when it spied on animals in a zoo
36:02We've all been to the zoo
36:06But what happens when we're not watching
36:15Chester zoo is home to 20,000
36:20Breakfast time filmed over 10 months. These are their stories
36:33It's
36:378 a.m. And breakfast time for the zoo's giraffe family
36:45There are less than 1500 Rothschild giraffes left on the planet what
36:52Less than 1500 left
36:56Did some die?
36:58What do you think?
37:00Seven-year-old Orla is in the final stages of her pregnancy
37:04Wait seven-year-old. Yeah, but that's animal years, isn't it? Which makes it about 39
37:11After 15 months of pregnancy Orla is now two weeks overdue
37:17How would that feel carrying that much weight in your 14 months of a year and two months?
37:25You know how long an elephant has to stay more than that
37:29Two years in the mother's belly
37:37All right
37:41In the wild giraffes often give birth overnight the keepers believe the baby must come soon
37:48Oh
37:50My god
37:54We go lump what that big lump is a baby dress, huh?
38:00Yeah, you know babies come out from the
38:05No from the womb
38:09It's now 4 in the morning
38:15And in the giraffe enclosure
38:18something's stirring
38:23It's gonna have a baby. Oh my god as
38:28Orla goes into labor the baby's father Meru is by her side
38:35Why is the dad like in the different part of the enclosure because dad is like
38:42The dad needs to be there
38:48Oh
38:52You can see his leg. Oh, yeah
39:00Oh stop
39:08At 615 Orla's labor intensifies
39:14All the other giraffes will be spectating when Orla's giving birth
39:18All wanting to help I wanted to get in there
39:37Right on the head
39:41It's dead
39:44It's very tense for the first a few seconds when it is lying motionless
39:50You're really looking see if there's a breath that's not good that's bad. Oh, no. No, it's not even moving
40:07Reason
40:10It's alive it's life it's telling us moved
40:14Oh
40:21Hi Nick, it's me. We've got a baby
40:33I think I'm gonna have problems when I'm older being pregnant. I think I might faint
40:43In London, did you know the Big Bang was started by a black hole really?
40:48Science mad Dottie and maths whiz Macy. Everything is compacted to one singularity
40:55Well much much smaller than that
40:57Very very very small and then that explodes with the power of a million nuclear bombs. That's how the universe started again
41:04I hope it doesn't happen anytime soon because I don't want to die too soon
41:08Yeah, and wait, it's gonna happen again. Probably
41:13Sky movies showed a film with a very famous opening line
41:43I
41:52Love this
41:55No
41:56In one scene Luke Skywalker has to trick his way into a baddies evil lair
42:06I love stars. I would die to meet Luke Skywalker
42:14He looks a bit like you
42:30Jabba my butter butter I must speak with Java
42:37Java no chosen the hunk of e no parka. You will take me to Java now
42:44I
42:49Love these mind tricks and the force can do anything you want to do can take things apart put them back together
42:55Move things it can even trick the weak mind
43:05I must be allowed to speak
43:13I
43:23Don't know the Jabba anyway, the Jabba doesn't even look scary just went
43:31You will bring captain Solo and the Wookiee to me
43:44Whoa
43:46That's princess like I know sleaze costume. He's wearing bikini and should not going swimming
43:53Why is that?
44:00It's sad to think that she has to wear that without
44:06Because she should be able to wear what she wants
44:09Just like us we should be able to wear what we want and we are we have to wear school uniform five days a week
44:15We basically feel the same thing as having that bikini
44:19Later Luke and his pals are condemned to die at the scary great pit of carcoon
44:38That's
44:45The thing they're being fed to that thing whoa
45:02There it is is lightsaber
45:09Oh
45:32Yeah, she's trying to strangle him girl power
45:39I think I'm princess. There's a very good heroine killing Jabba like that
45:53It's showing too much flash, okay
45:58Well now I know why boys watch Star Wars so much no, it's not that caddy
46:04It's really interesting
46:06Especially when they're nearly eaten by a giant