Gogglesprogs S02E02 (2017)
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00:00Do you know the story of the evil witch in the woods?
00:06Yes, she eats burgers.
00:11The evil witch in the woods was in the woods when...
00:17Oh, Carol!
00:27Yes, I love this!
00:28Ooh la la!
00:30I knew it, I knew it, I knew it!
00:35Don't open it!
00:37Why on earth would you do that?
00:40You say that? Are you actually saying that?
00:44Is Tony Blair the one who died on the toilet?
00:46No, that's Elvis.
00:51This week on Gogglesprogs...
00:55The election results coverage saw the key figures outside number 10...
00:59Very dramatic news is happening right behind you.
01:02I think the cat's come out.
01:04I'll tell you what...
01:06This is politics in 2017.
01:09Look at that cat, look at that cat!
01:13Robin Williams got something off his chest in a movie classic...
01:17God, it's hot in here.
01:20Help! Help!
01:23His nipples are on fire!
01:27And Steve Baxhall got into deep water on the BBC.
01:31But then out of nowhere, my boat gets sucked into yet another hole.
01:36The water's being churned into a swirling back current and it spins me around.
01:40He's going to be fine, otherwise they wouldn't show the programme.
01:44And he wouldn't be doing the voiceover.
01:54In Neath, Ashton, his sister Darcy and their cousin Carrie,
02:01who attempted to give up meat a year ago...
02:04I thought you were turning pescatarian?
02:08No, well, no, that's expired.
02:12I've stopped eating lamb, though.
02:16So you're a everything but lamb of all?
02:20Yeah.
02:22This weekend saw the return of ITV's glossy singing competition,
02:27but this time with some pint-sized performers.
02:31They set off on a mission to find a star.
02:35But not just any star, a child star.
02:39This is the voice kids.
02:41These kids are kicking the adults' ass.
02:43And just because they're kids does not mean it's Little League.
02:47This is big time.
02:52This is going to be epic. Inspeccable. Extraordinary.
02:56Most expectable of me.
02:58It seems like they're running out of ideas,
03:01so they put kids on it and see if it freshens up the show.
03:06In this first-ever episode, a really shy girl arrived with her family.
03:14My name's Courtney, I'm 12 years old and I'm from Hartlepool.
03:22Courtney first started singing when she was, well, five, six years old.
03:26My sister says that I wake her up in the middle of the night
03:29cos I sleep-sing.
03:33A bit nervous, maybe.
03:34Yeah, a bit nervous.
03:36I think she's got butterflies in her tummy.
03:38Oh, yeah, look at that.
03:40Oh, busy, busy.
03:42When Courtney steps on that stage, she'll be really nervous and shy,
03:46but she just wants to show everyone what she can do.
03:52Oh, my God, she's up there with a band.
03:55Do you think she can sing, yes or no?
03:57I don't know.
03:58Have a punt.
04:00No.
04:07Imagine if it was...
04:09HE CLEARS THROAT
04:10Do-do-do-do-do-do-do, do-do-do-do-do-do-do,
04:13do-do-do-do-do-do-do, do-do-do-do-do-do.
04:17MUSIC PLAYS
04:40She's good.
04:42Did you expect that?
04:44No.
05:08How does she do that? She must have very slippery shoes on.
05:11Mm.
05:12I can't do it.
05:24If nobody picks her, I'm going to go bonkers.
05:27Why aren't they pressing the button?
05:29Are they going to let her slip through the cracks?
05:38Oh, thank you.
05:43MUSIC CONTINUES
05:53I can't believe she's got that deep, strong voice.
05:56No, no!
05:58Yeah, yeah! Yeah, yeah, yeah!
06:01I'm going to sing that.
06:03Do you like that kind of music?
06:05Yeah.
06:06Cos you like meatloaf, I know.
06:08No, meatloaf's nothing like this.
06:10Is that meatloaf? Yeah.
06:12Later, we met a young hopeful who had a special name.
06:18My name's Teon.
06:20My rap name is Little T and I'm from Leicester.
06:24No, we can't be called Little T.
06:26Little T's already taken.
06:28By who? Mr T.
06:31MUSIC CONTINUES
06:37Let's go, Little T.
06:39Show some skills.
06:44Who's ready?
06:46CHEERING
06:47One, two, three, let's go!
06:55Yay!
06:57Go, Little T. Let's do this, Little T.
06:59MUSIC CONTINUES
07:05Ring, ring, ring and it's shut down.
07:07Don't.
07:21He's going to get so many girls.
07:23Like he haven't.
07:26No, nothing.
07:29Ring, ring, ring and it's shut down.
07:31Put that down and it's shut down.
07:36Little T, you are good, you're smooth.
07:39Faster than Shahid. I'm impressed.
07:46Oh, my God, you absolutely shut it down.
07:51Now we pitch, OK? I would like you to be on my team.
07:54Boom to that.
07:56Now, send to Pixie.
07:58What do you say? I'll pick Will.
08:00CHEERING
08:09There's Will.i.am, but my rap name is I Am Will.
08:13Poof!
08:15Now go home, go to the phone,
08:18live alone cos your bro got your call.
08:21Oh! Yes, Shahid!
08:25MUSIC CONTINUES
08:27In Birmingham...
08:29Sophie.
08:31..pals Joel and Roma.
08:33I have...
08:36..four apricots, two peaches and seven plums.
08:41What do I have?
08:45I don't know.
08:47Diarrhoea.
08:49Oh, no!
08:54It's been a busy week in politics.
08:57When the election results came in, there was a right old carry-on.
09:04Welcome to Good Morning Britain, Election 2017.
09:07As you wake up, the race has ended in a hung Parliament.
09:11Theresa May's gamble has gone catastrophically wrong,
09:13a nightmare night for her.
09:15Conservatives have not won a majority,
09:18but the Prime Minister is still insisting
09:20that steadiness remains a priority.
09:22William, what does he mean, a hung Parliament?
09:25Er, that's a bit complicated.
09:28It's a big mistake because she's done all this,
09:31she's caused all this, but actually she didn't need to
09:34because she was already Prime Minister.
09:37Whatever the results are, the Conservative Party will ensure
09:41that we fulfil our duty in ensuring that stability.
09:45After this huge explosion of a vote,
09:48she might just make it out alive.
09:50While defying expectations, Labour gain seats overall
09:53as Jeremy Corbyn declares politics has changed.
09:57Pim should quit. Who the hell is Pim?
10:00And calls on Theresa May to quit.
10:03Well, first let's go live to Downing Street,
10:05where the Prime Minister is currently there.
10:07We don't know how much longer.
10:09Ranvir, an incredibly disappointing night for Theresa May.
10:13She has had a catastrophic failure in her willingness
10:18to get a mandate from the British people.
10:20And that's precisely why she called this snap election.
10:23You can look up there now.
10:24You know, the lights are on upstairs in 10 Downing Street.
10:27We know she's in there. There is a sort of tingling sensation here.
10:30I think she's just sitting down with a cup of tea, watching TV.
10:34How can she sit down if she's lost seats?
10:37On the other hand, of course, we've had Emily Thornberry saying,
10:40actually, we too can put forward a Queen's speech and a budget
10:44and put forward an idea that, look, can the other parties on the left...
10:48OK, Ranvir, Ranvir, very dramatic news is happening right behind you.
10:52I think the cat's come out.
10:54I'll tell you what. There we are.
10:56That could be an ominous sign.
10:58Oh!
11:00That cat is Theresa May's cat.
11:02I think it is. She looks...
11:04Does this sleep with Theresa May in the bed, kissing, kissing?
11:08Oh, Murray.
11:09Look at those ears twitching. What's going on? What are we hearing?
11:13What? Is my bath safe?
11:15Like, really? I come out here every morning to do my business
11:19and there's just these people standing here.
11:21God, what's wrong with you?
11:23Is the Theresa May's cat going to make a speech on behalf of her?
11:27Meow. Meow, meow. Resign. Meow. Meow, meow.
11:32That's fantastic. I think, look...
11:34Are we moving off now?
11:36On the move. Maybe heading down to number 11.
11:39See if the Treasury's heard anything.
11:41Yeah, hang on, I'll get out of the way. There he is.
11:44This started with, like, talking about the election
11:47and the hung Parliament, and now it's started talking about Larry the cat.
11:51This election has been a catastrophe.
11:54Ha-ha-ha!
11:56Mr Corbyn had a thing or two to say about the results.
12:00We've got Jeremy Corbyn speaking live. Here he is.
12:03She fought the election on the basis that it was her campaign,
12:08it was her decision to call the election, it was her name out there,
12:12and she was saying she was doing it to bring about strong and stable government.
12:16Well, this morning, it doesn't look like a strong government,
12:19it doesn't look like a stable government,
12:21it doesn't look like a government that has any programme whatsoever.
12:24He seems tired.
12:26He looks really tired, doesn't he? He looks shattered.
12:29He's the kind of person that you would think he does stuff like charity,
12:33he helps old people cross the road, no matter how long it takes.
12:39You can't put forward a stable government either. Maybe you should resign.
12:44We've just been elected to Parliament only a few hours ago,
12:48and my party has had a huge increase in its vote.
12:53Jeremy Corbyn? Step down? No, he should take a bow.
12:58Are you saying that you are the victors
13:01and that you should be forming the next government?
13:04We put forward our policies, strong and hopeful policies,
13:08and they've gained an amazing response and traction.
13:11I think it's pretty clear who won this election.
13:13Jeremy Corbyn, thank you very much.
13:15Sorry, sorry.
13:17It's pretty clear who won the election, according to Jeremy Corbyn.
13:19Yes, he's won the election. Jeremy, mate, you've had a good run,
13:23but you didn't win. Yeah.
13:26He's literally just said we won the election.
13:29You lost! You lost the election!
13:31No, Piers, you don't understand. It's pretty clear who won the election.
13:34Well, just to be very clear, quoting the Prime Minister,
13:36Jeremy, you lost.
13:38He's gone a bit out of temper now, Piers Morgan is.
13:42Jeremy Corbyn, you've lost! Oh, my goodness.
13:47You have lost! Loser!
13:51You're from a Daily Mail,
13:52which were the big tub-thumping cheerleaders for Theresa May.
13:56How could she possibly limp on after the scale of this drubbing?
14:00Do the public want another general election in the autumn?
14:03I don't think so. So she may limp on, but it's not certain.
14:07If she tries to limp on, she's going to fall down. Mm-hm.
14:11It's kind of like, say, someone chopped your leg off
14:14and then you carry on trying to walk.
14:16You're going to fall down. Mm-hm.
14:18I've lost faith in politics.
14:20There was someone called Mr Bucket, he got, like, a few hundred votes.
14:23Mr Carrot got 352 votes.
14:26You're making this up. No, honestly, there's Mr Bucket.
14:29The one thing that we're actually grateful for
14:31is that Donald Trump can't be one of our politicians.
14:45In London...
14:47Ah! There's a shark in here!
14:49..Dottie...
14:51..and Macy.
14:53What are you doing?
14:55OK, I'm basically playing, like, the shark simulator.
14:59And there's, like, sharks swimming all around me.
15:02This looks so weird, not being able to see what you can see.
15:06He's, like, swimming... Ah! Ah! Ah!
15:13In a comedy classic screened on Channel 4,
15:16a devoted dad proved he was no ordinary father.
15:23Mrs Doubtfire!
15:26Get out of my way!
15:40That place is crazy.
15:43This is bonkers.
15:47That's the dad. That's the coolest dad ever.
15:51Your home early, girlfriend.
15:53Having a birthday in the house.
15:56What the hell is going on around here?
15:59Oh, man. He's dead.
16:02If, let's say, your dad had got your house messed up like theirs,
16:06what would your mum's reaction be?
16:09She'd probably call the cops and order my dad to be arrested.
16:14We've just grown apart. We're different.
16:18We have nothing in common.
16:20Oh, sure we do. We love each other.
16:28Come on, man. We love each other.
16:35Don't we?
16:38I want a divorce.
16:40SHE GASPS
16:42Well, that's sad.
16:44They want a divorce? What does that mean?
16:47They're not going to be husband and wife any more.
16:50They're not going to be married any more.
16:57I'm so sorry.
17:02He hasn't got any wrinkles.
17:04He hasn't got any wrinkles.
17:06Yeah. That's bad.
17:08Because wrinkles show where smiles have been.
17:11He made a mistake.
17:13Everyone makes mistakes.
17:15And getting a divorce over a mistake should not be what happens.
17:19You need to listen to the woman.
17:22She doesn't love him any more.
17:24She can't force to love him, can she?
17:27After leaving the family home,
17:29the dad was so desperate to see more of his kids,
17:33he came up with a clever disguise.
17:39Hello. Mrs Hillard, I presume?
17:42Yes. I'm Miranda Hillard.
17:44Eugenia Doubtfire.
17:46He's in... He's the father!
17:49THEY LAUGH
17:52Oh, he played a trick on them.
17:54Won't you please come in?
17:56Thank you, dear.
17:58I can see why she would think that's a lady.
18:01Very convincing.
18:03This isn't fair, Mum. Why do we need a housekeeper anyway?
18:06Oh, this is all I need right now.
18:08Look, why can't Dad do it?
18:10I just don't see why we can't spend the extra time with Dad.
18:13Maybe she's right, dear. Maybe their father would be a more appropriate person.
18:17No, I don't think so.
18:19It's not my fault, honey.
18:21If he would get a job and a decent apartment...
18:24So she's talking about her ex-husband to her ex-husband.
18:29Later, Mrs D had to cook the tea for the first time.
18:34OK. Pinch of basil.
18:37Oh! Damn!
18:46Ah!
18:48Medic!
18:50Oh!
18:52Oh, my God, it's clotted! Oh, God!
18:55Oh, man!
18:58Ah!
19:00His nipples are on fire!
19:02Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!
19:05SHE SCREAMS
19:07SHE LAUGHS
19:11Use water!
19:14Oh!
19:16Oh, God, it's so funny!
19:18Look at this! My first day as a woman, I'm getting hot flashes.
19:22What are hot flashes?
19:24I think it's when you get really stressed out.
19:26I'm not really sure, to be honest.
19:28Or it might have been hot flashes, I don't know.
19:30What are hot flashes?
19:32I don't really know, to be honest.
19:34It's probably to do with the breasts.
19:36Yeah, probably.
19:38Oh, let's see here. May I take your order, ma'am?
19:40Oh, yes. Whoo!
19:42Near the end of the film, Mrs Doubtfire was finally unmasked.
19:51Oh, no.
19:53He's choking! He's choking!
19:55Somebody help!
19:57I knew something was going to go wrong.
19:59This is a Robin Williams film.
20:01Help is on the way, dear!
20:03Mrs Doubtfire!
20:05Help is on the way!
20:07Oh, dear! Oh, dear!
20:09One more time, dear. Oh, dear!
20:11Oh, no!
20:13Come on! Come on!
20:15SHE LAUGHS
20:18SHE SCREAMS
20:24Oh, that's disgusting.
20:28You all right, dear?
20:30Oh, I can't wait to see the looks on their faces.
20:42Daddy?
20:48Yeah, honey, it's me.
20:50SHE GASPS
20:52Surprise!
20:54Daddy?
20:56Yeah? Come here, please, mister.
20:58What?
21:00Have you ever dressed like a woman?
21:02Like Mrs Doubtfire?
21:04Only for fancy dress.
21:06THEY LAUGH
21:10I was very pretty, actually.
21:12With a bald head?
21:14THEY LAUGH
21:16I had a wig.
21:21In Wallasey,
21:2311-year-old Jack,
21:25eight-year-old Declan
21:27and their sister Sadie,
21:29who's nine.
21:31So, guess who this is.
21:33Right, guys, you know what time it is.
21:36Oh, my goodness.
21:38It's obvious, isn't it?
21:40Yeah, obviously it's Mum.
21:42Mum, come and listen to this.
21:44Guys, you know what time it is.
21:46That's the perfect impression of you.
21:48Sadie, you're not going to turn out to be me, that's what they say.
21:51Now, get out of here.
21:55BBC Two centres up the creek in Papua New Guinea.
22:00It's very intimidating, potentially very dangerous,
22:04but also one of the most exciting places on the planet.
22:08Steve Axel!
22:10I'd met him, you know.
22:12He was practising his kayaking, wasn't he?
22:14Uh-huh.
22:16And I got a photo with him.
22:18Running from its mountainous heart,
22:20over 500km,
22:22through pristine wilderness,
22:24out to the sea...
22:27..is the mighty Barlim River.
22:32I was expecting it to be big,
22:35but I wasn't expecting that.
22:37You can tell this is going to be tense.
22:40Yeah.
22:49I would like to do David Attenborough's job,
22:52but not Steve Axel's job.
22:54What?
22:55Cos David Attenborough doesn't really get into it.
22:58He looks absurd.
23:00In the programme, we saw a brave Steve
23:03attempt to kayak down the raging river.
23:06Suddenly, the river drops into a kilometre-long rapid...
23:11..that's bigger than anything I've tackled before.
23:13I like kayaking, but not on rough waters.
23:16Especially not at my age.
23:21I need to prove to the team
23:23and to myself that I'm up to it.
23:26Come on, Stevie B.
23:28Pedal, pedal, pedal!
23:31I only just miss hitting the rocks.
23:35But it's not over yet.
23:41The water's being churned into a swirling back current
23:44and it spins me around.
23:52I'm out of my boat, on my own,
23:55being swept downstream by the river in full force.
24:00It's a flood.
24:03Run, bro, split!
24:05Bonnie throws me a safety line...
24:11..which I just manage to grab.
24:15He's going to be fine, otherwise they wouldn't show the programme.
24:18And he wouldn't be doing the voice-over.
24:21That was very scary.
24:23For me, it wasn't.
24:25Cos I can swim.
24:27After his narrow escape, Steve was happy to head back to dry land.
24:36There's a small settlement here, just a few huts up beyond the riverbank.
24:50He can speak almost every language that the countries that he lives in.
24:53Can he speak Welsh?
24:56We've lucked out.
24:58These Dali villagers seem more than happy to let us stay the night.
25:03Wait, are the Dali people, like, people who, like,
25:08worship the Dalai Lama or something?
25:10Do you know what that is?
25:12What's that when it's at home?
25:13I don't know. I learnt about it in army.
25:26Bass drop!
25:30I think that's saying hello. Yeah.
25:32We should put it on Google Translate.
25:40Whoa!
25:42All the generations live in this compound together,
25:45including the village elder, 70-year-old Umarekma Mabil.
25:49He's not wearing much.
25:51No.
25:52What's that?
25:53What's that?
25:54That.
25:55That man?
25:56No, no, the stick was near his...
25:59In that guy's hand?
26:00In his pants.
26:01No, what's that stick near his pants?
26:11Dali's a typical daughter just being embarrassed of her father, like...
26:16Penis? What's penis?
26:19I think they're trying to say tennis or something.
26:22Penis.
26:34In Blackpool...
26:36WHISTLE BLOWS
26:37My turn!
26:38..12-year-old Emma...
26:40WHISTLE BLOWS
26:41..and her little sister, Brooke...
26:44WHISTLE BLOWS
26:45My turn.
26:46WHISTLE BLOWS
26:48WHISTLE BLOWS
26:49WHISTLE BLOWS
26:50Warbrick.
26:51Like a battle hawk.
26:52WHISTLE BLOWS
26:53WHISTLE BLOWS
26:54WHISTLE BLOWS
26:57In West Yorkshire...
26:59..mates Jacob...
27:01..and Connor.
27:03Which British Overseas Territory is sometimes referred to as The Rock?
27:09Scarborough?
27:12Scarborough?
27:13Yeah.
27:14No, it's Gibraltar.
27:15Never... Oh, I have heard of it.
27:20Another instalment of Channel 4's Cookery Contest
27:25served up more dodgy dinners.
27:31How dodgy!
27:32I watch this every day with my gran after school.
27:35Oh, no! It's amazing.
27:37I wouldn't want to be you, then.
27:39It's day three of the competition in Shropshire
27:42and that's his turn to try and bag the thousand pounds.
27:45My menu is a reflection of me.
27:48Wild.
27:49First up, the main, A Taste Of The Wild.
27:52A Taste Of The Wild!
27:54That sounds really nice.
27:55It's got a name and a good title, but it doesn't make a lot of sense.
28:01No, it doesn't really.
28:03Here we've got zebra steaks.
28:06Zebra?!
28:09It's not even legal!
28:11Kangaroo, bison...
28:13Blimey! And there's more!
28:15She marinates alpaca, ostrich...
28:17Crikey, how many people are you expecting for dinner?
28:20Alpaca! You cannot eat an alpaca!
28:23Is she cooking a meal for a lion or what?
28:26The layout on the plate will replicate the Lion King.
28:30Crikey, that's ambitious!
28:32The scene where the little baby Lion King, Simba,
28:35is being held on the top of the rocks.
28:38I want to know what Lion King she's watched.
28:42Next, her starter, Deep Sea Desire.
28:45Deep Sea Desire.
28:47What the heck's that?
28:49Nazai starts by marinating octopus in sage and garlic.
28:53If I had to guess, I'd say some kind of seafood.
28:55Well deduced, Watson.
28:59I like the voiceover.
29:01It's a good voiceover.
29:04I like the voiceover because...
29:06It's quite funny.
29:07It's David Lamb.
29:09It's not.
29:10It's David Lamb. How much on the bet?
29:12I'm David Lamb.
29:13It's Harry Hill.
29:15Later in the episode, Nazai gets ready to dish up.
29:19Moving on to the main course,
29:21and a mountain of reheated meat with flags on.
29:24A for alpaca, K for kangaroo.
29:26Does she think she's in Nando's putting the little sticks on?
29:31Oh, God, that looks horrendous.
29:34Oh, my God, that's loads of meat. It's got flags on it.
29:38I'd say the flags are the least of your worries.
29:40It's quite intimidating looking, all this meat.
29:43When that main first came out, I looked at it and I thought
29:46there was a herd of animals coming at me.
29:49How much of that do you think you could eat?
29:51None.
29:52This looks not that bad. Mum will like that.
29:55Mum, you like that one?
29:57See? Yeah.
29:59The dinner party's about me, it's about my lifestyle.
30:02I actually don't care that they haven't eaten it.
30:05Imagine if everyone gave a zero.
30:08Oh!
30:09So far, by the look of the food, it's one.
30:13I mean, it looked kind of nice, but the portions were massive.
30:17Yeah.
30:18I think she took out half the jungle in one plate.
30:22In Shropshire,
30:24Sam, his brother James and friend Toby.
30:30What do you call a dinosaur that knows every single word?
30:34What do you call a dinosaur that knows every single word?
30:37A thesaurus.
30:39I couldn't...
30:43On the BBC, David Attenborough took us on an expedition
30:48On the BBC, David Attenborough took us on an extraordinary journey
30:52through the jungle.
30:58Yes, I'm a deer.
31:00Are you going to cry again, Gary?
31:02Probably.
31:04The long contest between predator and prey
31:08has produced mimicry of astounding accuracy.
31:12Accuracy.
31:18What's that?
31:20It's a leaf.
31:28That's moving, that's moving, that's moving.
31:30A leaf-tailed gecko masquerading as lycan.
31:38Oh!
31:40They're lizards.
31:42Oh, wow.
31:44The camouflage.
31:51It's so perfect.
31:53I want to know how they blend into things.
31:55Anything.
31:58Some animals take camouflage a stage further still.
32:11A glass frog.
32:13What is that?
32:14A frog.
32:15It's a tree frog.
32:24A male, and tiny.
32:27No bigger than your fingernail.
32:30And almost entirely transparent.
32:36As he needs to be.
32:39He is a father,
32:41and he's guarding some very precious eggs.
32:47For the last few weeks,
32:49females, one after the other,
32:51have visited him and entrusted him with their offspring.
32:56There are several clutches on the leaf,
32:59and those at the top, the most recently laid,
33:02are barely a day old.
33:05That looks like peas.
33:07How many women visited him?
33:10But in the jungle, there's always someone out to get you.
33:20Oh my gosh.
33:21It's like a helicopter.
33:25Hornet! Hornet!
33:27This wasp is a specialist hunter of frogs' eggs.
33:33It's noticed the wriggling tadpoles at the bottom of the leaf.
33:39No.
33:42Oh, it's going to eat it.
33:56It's just took the baby.
33:58Tell me when it's going to fall.
34:00He's still eating it.
34:05Oh no.
34:07But the male's back looks very like the youngest cluster of eggs.
34:15And that seems to confuse the wasps.
34:18Oh, they think he's eggs.
34:21Oh, that's cool, that is.
34:25He's about to get stung.
34:32Ha ha ha!
34:34Fight, Frank, fight.
34:38Watch out!
34:40Look at those karate skills.
34:43Ha!
34:44In your face.
34:47He's managed to save most of his young.
34:52Yay.
34:54That was cool. I like that.
35:00You were...
35:01Why do you cry?
35:03I'm not crying.
35:05I'm not crying.
35:07I'm not crying.
35:09I'm not crying.
35:11Why do you cry all the time?
35:14You should hear what happens in sharks.
35:16When a shark mother's pregnant and one of her babies hatch,
35:20it eats the other eggs sometimes.
35:23Before they even hatch.
35:25In the mother's stomach.
35:27You're not helping.
35:28I am helping.
35:31In South Wales.
35:34Molly and her big brother, William.
35:39Why don't you give a balloon to Elsa?
35:43I don't know.
35:45Because she'll let it go, let it go.
35:49OK, now you're on.
35:51What's the smelliest thing in the world?
35:54I don't know.
35:57OK, now you're on.
35:59What's the smelliest thing in the world?
36:01I don't know.
36:02Winnie the Pooh.
36:06A BBC investigation took us to a small town in south-east England.
36:13Tonight on Panorama, how immigration is dividing Britain's most diverse town.
36:19Immigrant sounds like, if you just don't know what it means,
36:22it just makes you sound like a bad person who's just come over and lived here.
36:26Migrant labour has given Slough one of the UK's most successful economies.
36:31If you take the migrant workers out of it, who's going to do the work?
36:35Hmm, that's a fair point, that.
36:42Immigration is when people from other countries
36:46decide to get a plane ticket to our country
36:49and don't get a return one, basically.
36:53Well, to see how immigration has changed Slough since I was last here,
36:58I went to St Anthony's Catholic School.
37:02Who was born outside of Britain in a different country?
37:09About half of you.
37:11Wow, that's a lot of people.
37:13That's amazing. That's really good, isn't it?
37:15That's so diverse. It is.
37:17That's bad as well, cos they're going to have to put extra tuition
37:22onto the kids that can't speak English.
37:24How many of you, your parents were born in a different country?
37:29They weren't born here in Britain?
37:34Well, that is pretty much everybody.
37:38Me.
37:41My parents were born in Nigeria.
37:44Slough may look a model of integration,
37:47but even our most diverse town wants change.
37:5154% voted for Brexit.
37:54Oh, no. Not that Brexit malarkey.
37:58It's David flipping Cameron.
38:00It is. It was him there, but now it's Theresa May.
38:04Now it's Theresa flipping May.
38:06There is quite a big problem with this whole immigration thing,
38:10and I think a lot of people would be happier
38:12if it didn't happen.
38:15One local, who spent 35 years in Slough,
38:19explained why he and his wife wanted to leave the town.
38:23The antipathy against the people, it's simply that it's not for me anymore,
38:28so I want to move on.
38:30I want to move to a place that is more like
38:34what I've been used to as a youngster.
38:37It's mainly the older generation,
38:39because they've grown up in a very...
38:42In this country, a very white population,
38:45because it's only...
38:48It has been happening, immigration, but it's progressing,
38:51and it's happening a bit more,
38:53so they can't get used to the change,
38:55but the younger generation, as us, are not just like that.
38:59Anne and Bernie aren't alone.
39:02In 2001, 69,000 white British people lived in Slough.
39:07By 2011, that figure had dropped to 48,000.
39:12This so-called white flight is happening across the country.
39:17White people are moving to live in whiter areas.
39:21It makes me feel like I don't have the right to be here.
39:26It makes me feel wrong to be in countries
39:31that were founded by white people.
39:36That's how it makes me feel.
39:41In Manchester, school pals Eli and Aaron.
39:48Can you whistle? No.
39:50Try and have a go.
39:53WHISTLES
39:56You're not whistling.
39:58You have to have a tiny gap.
40:00WHISTLES
40:01Like that.
40:02Right, on my count, you're going to do it.
40:04One, two, three.
40:05WHISTLES
40:06Look, he's done it!
40:08He's done it!
40:11Enjoy.
40:13A family blockbuster on Film 4
40:16featured a little bear from darkest Peru.
40:19Whoa!
40:28Paddington!
40:31Amazing!
40:34When an earthquake destroyed his home, Paddington headed to London.
40:40Oh, right, yes, manners.
40:42Um, here goes.
40:43Good morning.
40:44Really tipping it down, isn't it, Bob?
40:46Oh, strange.
40:48How do you do? I'm just looking for a home and I...
40:51I think people are more rude in London.
40:54They're more busy.
40:56Yeah, they are busier.
40:58London is the economical hub of the British Empire,
41:02which includes Australia.
41:04I need to look presentable.
41:06Keep your eyes down, there's some sort of bear over there,
41:08probably selling something.
41:09Good evening.
41:10No, thank you.
41:12Well, you know, like the word races,
41:15this guy's specious.
41:17I hope you don't mind me asking, but shouldn't you be at home?
41:21Oh, yes, I should, but I haven't quite worked out how to find one.
41:26What are you going to do now?
41:28Well, I thought I would probably just sleep over there in that bin.
41:31That's the spirit. Anyway...
41:33Oh, come on, sir.
41:35You're going to let an endangered species sleep in a bin?
41:40A bin? A bin? Really?
41:42If we saw Panton in the station,
41:45I would... I would just let him...
41:48let him come to our house...
41:51to live.
41:52Would you?
41:53Why don't we find you some help?
41:55Oh, yes, please.
41:57If you're sure it's no trouble.
41:58Of course it isn't.
42:00Is it, darling?
42:03Not at all.
42:06Is that him and Cameron?
42:15The Brown family took Paddington in,
42:18but it wasn't long before he landed himself in hot water.
42:23Paddington! What is going on in there?
42:26Er, nothing.
42:28I'm just having a spot of bother with the facilities.
42:32Don't open it!
42:35Oh, man. I can't watch.
42:47Oh, my God!
42:54My slide!
42:59Um, nice weather for the ducks.
43:06I'm sorry, but that was the last straw.
43:08It was an accident, darling.
43:10After more mishaps, Paddington had overstayed his welcome.
43:14How can he live with us if we can't even trust him?
43:17I don't know, Henry.
43:19We've got to face facts.
43:21This house just isn't the place for a bear.
43:26Oh, poor him. He's like nobody wants him.
43:30But later in the film, there was someone who wanted Paddington.
43:35An evil lady who collected dead animals.
43:39I'm going to stuff you, bear.
43:42Huh?
43:45SHE GASPS
43:47Give up, bear!
43:50Give up, bear!
43:52She isn't you.
43:54She is a new...
43:56evil woman.
43:58No way out.
44:06Who's she replacing?
44:08Cruella de Vil, for her fashion sense.
44:24GROWLS
44:27Come on, hoovers!
44:35Go, go, go!
44:37Come on, I know you can make it!
44:48No!
44:50Yes! Grab it!
44:55No!
45:03We've got you.
45:05Yes!
45:10Come on, let's get out of here.
45:12Not so fast.
45:15Come on. Hand over the bear.
45:18No.
45:19We won't do that.
45:21Mrs Brown?
45:22He's family.
45:24Family? You're not even the same species.
45:27It doesn't matter that he comes from the other side of the world,
45:31or that he's a different species,
45:33or that he has a worrying marmalade habit.
45:36We love Paddington, and that makes him family.
45:39Exactly. It doesn't matter who you are, what race you are, what species you are.
45:44So if you want him, you'll have to take us all!
45:48Yeah! Yes! Yes!
45:51Yeah!
46:01Paddington has convinced me to try marmalade.
46:04Yeah.
46:06Do you like marmalade? I don't even know what it is.
46:09I've never heard of it.
46:11I just actually know if there are bears in Peru.
46:14I'll need to look that up.
46:16Seriously.
46:18We'll need to find out tonight, Dustin. Your homework.
46:48You